I Forced A Lawyer To Watch Judge Steve Harvey

[@Ioonatic]

oh i have never been more excited to watch steve harvey pretend to be a judge than i am right this moment

[@impishboss]

exactly

[@theodour8617]

Just like your Mom

[@mochataite]

nice pfp & username;)

[@donabesouro]

i feel you Ms.loona 🤝🏻

[@MrKittyJohnes]

Seriously!! This such a genius video idea

[@sterthedude]

The lawyer looks like a wholesome man, a family man even. A family guy

[@jennytals9629]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@jennytals9629I so rarely find usernames incredible, but this is art

[@bryanhicks3407]

Came to the comments to see who all noticed lmao

[@wispisang]

THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO SEE THAT😭😭😭😭😭

[@thejay8963]

Hey Lois, remember that time I was a lawyer?

[@miguelgibbs]

harvey should only do cases for families. you know to sort out the feuds.

[@CosmiTwink]

ba dum tsss

[@mercurbee]

OH MY GOD THIS WOUOD BE THE PERFECT SLOGAN steve harvey, from giving families feuds, to solving family feuds

[@calliel9188]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@QUEERVEEART]

based comment

[@LUNITUNZBackup]

And we shall call it Brood Brouhaha.

[@zfilmcat]

I have a masters in thanatology (the care of dead bodies) and this is actually a huge issue. the bare minimum price for death care is for cremation in a very simple box and tends to be around 2,000$ in the US. if you can not afford it most commonly the state will have the body cremated but you will not receive the ashes back. it's honestly really messed up.

[@jayedgar1384]

I know it's not the point of this comment but I think Thanatology is the coolest name for a field of study. Like, naming it after the god is just awesome. It's like if the study of storms was called Zeusology or wine making was Dionysology

[@volundrfrey896]

What happens to the ashes if you can't pay? Will they be buried in a proper marked grave or just discarded?

[@erinhaury5773]

​@@jayedgar1384 That's why the study of volcanoes is called vulcanology, after Vulcan, the God of fire. Some fields have all the luck. 😅

[@So_Indecisive]

@@erinhaury5773wrong mythology but your point still stands

[@whosindee]

@@volundrfrey896late but as a funeral home employee i have seen directors toss out ashes that were left behind by a family into the industrial trash can the caterers use. we hold onto them as long as we can but we had a filing cabinet of remains that often were never claimed.

[@FIRING_BLIND]

I am so sad that Steve thinks its ok his aunt verbally abused him for his speech impediment.

[@jennifersilves4195]

Me too. At least he isn't leaving her anything.

[@chrisb4859]

soft

[@enbypolyshostan]

@chrisb4859 unlike me when i’m in your mom

[@MusicalMe123]

Unfortunately...this is part of our (black) culture.

[@th3_r4t_k1ng]

@@MusicalMe123…no? it's just his aunt being a dick and he's essentially been brainwashed into thinking that's okay

[@amberkibbe2703]

As a former postal employee, it is not illegal to send remains and it's super common but it has to be disclosed to us, there has to be paperwork with it and it can only go express shipping because it needs a signature for delivery/ pick up.

[@sophaloph1129]

whoa! The more you know!

[@madeniquevanwyk]

I'm sorry to ask this hut I suppose it's only remains as in, ash? Like it wouldn't still be ... The body before being cremated. I assume. Man I hope I'm right

[@amberkibbe2703]

​@Madenique van Wyk For a regular person it would be just the cremated remains. Doctors/ labs can mail body parts as long as there's no chance of infection/ hazard. Many animals can be sent through the mail too, dead or alive. We used to work with a vet who would mail off animal heads every couple weeks to get tested for rabies.

[@I.____.....__...__]

@@sophaloph1129 It's just common sense. Obviously you can't expect that if someone dies while traveling, they'd have to be buried there, they send the body back home, even from other countries let alone another city/state. 😒

[@when-do-we-get-a-block-button]

​@@I.____.....__...__ the way we handle dead bodies transport is NOT common sense?? most people just know "dress up/fix up dead person, have funeral, bury" and thats it.

[@jaxontoocool]

okay so i CAN actually tell you how this works because my mom was IN this episode! so they arent really all actors, some are. they post these casting calls on acting websites. the stories have to actually be true and you need to actually provide evidence for everything. they pay you just to come, and then steve harvey is the one who pays the money you win. so you are like..technically suing steve harvery rather then the other person. anyways thats all there is to the show

[@906robot9]

Interesting, so theres not really any consequences to losing

[@valolafson6035]

​@@906robot9 Except the knowledge that you were on the show.

[@arielhyla]

wow that’s interesting

[@Acidfunkish]

You're also generally forced to sign a document saying that you will not try to appeal any decision. So, to a very minor degree, these shows are helping reduce demand for small claims court. Just barely.

[@verenabecker2724]

I was involved in a small claims dispute some time ago, and the first thing that happened after we filed it was us receiving offers from several judge shows. They pretty much used that as their main pitch, that if you're awarded payment, they cover most or all of it and therefore guarantee you'll actually receive it, and if you end up being ordered to pay, they'll cover most or all of it.

[@MossyMints44]

Jarvis kidnapped a lawyer 😭

[@MossyMints44]

@@stickibug lawyerception?

[@poobum3797]

​@@stickibuggonna need another lawyer for that

[@MossyMints44]

​@@allie_h I'm gonna malfunction

[@dolphone6748]

AYYY WOAH DON'T MAKE ANY CLAIMS WITHOUT A......

[@sidneyprescott2639]

but who dressed him like Peter Griffin??

[@SmallCactus22]

Am I insane? Why the hell is nobody else freaking out about the fact that she HELD HER MOTHER'S REMAINS HOSTAGE? It's bad enough to lose your mother, but to have someone you thought you could trust keep her from you like that is maddening.

[@TheAwesomes2104]

Oh yeah, it's crazy. Even sadder is that this is what would have happened if the cousin hadn't paid for the cremation. They would have held the Aunt's ashes until someone paid in a lot of places.

[@ggundercover3681]

Honestly part of me thinks this is a good wake up call for that woman. Too bad she kmdone old so no real change in ways. I can't tell if the daughter has a pattern of doing this or not tho. I think it makes sense for the niece to do thar as bad as it seems to prove w point but you never know who's telling the full story. Lady should just be grateful cousin has it because otherwise she wouldn't even have the ashes in safe keeping at all

[@ExtraThiccc]

This is standard practice in funeral homes sadly, if you don't pay up on time they flush the remains down the toilet

[@Lucifersfursona]

People who need help with context: imagine if it wasn’t ashes but a body. Yeah it’s pretty fuckin not okay

[@heldotir]

It's because shows like this are almost always fake. Sometimes it's actors, sometimes it's two people who just want easy money since the show pays for everything

[@ManicMama.]

I actually laughed when she pulled the urn out in the middle of court 😂 also imagine going to court and the "judge" performs standup for a live audience and then gives everyone money.

[@MusicalMe123]

This would be THE LIFE,lol!

[@lilysmith9781]

Petition for Jarvis and Jordan to make up an elaborate argument and go on judge Harvey. Maybe Jordan stole some of Jarvis’s valuable Pokémon cards, who’s to say 🤷‍♀️

[@Nerdorkgeek]

Pleaseeeee oh my god that’d be so funny

[@genericname2747]

Jarvis sues Jordan for drinking all of his breastmilk.

[@kinnelyuwu5771]

Be like those guys that would sue eachother constantly on judge judy

[@CharlieApples]

Jarvis won’t stop intentionally misspelling Jordon’s name and it’s causing him emotional distress

[@youyel2468]

Jordan sues Jarvis for only giving him 10% of the video earnings and not 10% of the whole channel

[@NakeyJakey]

alex sued me for just trying to be his friend wtf

[@nobodyfour1686]

get dressed jacob

[@hayley534]

Steve needs to help you guys mend the relationship and then you can become Jakey, Jakey, Jakey (and Alex) Attorneys at Law.

[@Warwipf]

Give me exclusive knowledge on how far along the new vid is bby

[@spiderguy44]

Get rekt

[@karanaher-wn4kk]

​@@spiderguy44 the get rekt meme is outdated.

[@dylanbartley7872]

now THIS is some premium content, thank you jarvy

[@lotusthemermaid]

That's Steve Jarvey to us.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

We are this much closer to getting JudgeJivin’Jarvis. Jarvis is getting educated to become a Judge and this is his first step!

[@johnlovechild5453]

@@lotusthemermaid 3:23 😅

[@ShunJ89]

But is it free though.

[@vstro_i]

@@lotusthemermaid That’s JUDGE Steve Jarvy to us

[@kendrahall9700]

“I got two little pimps graduating” “Whãt? Oh, children?” 🙂 SENT ME

[@AlienMermaid1996]

Literally scrolled by your comment as the moment happened in the video

[@kendrahall9700]

@@AlienMermaid1996 thanks for replying to this. Gonna rewatch this whole thing to find that spot😂

[@avaguinn8655]

As someone who’s parents are both lawyers, the idea of a lawyer writing a fantasy book is so foreign to me that I audibly gasped when I first saw that reveal

[@KD-bh2ju]

my bf is a lawyer and he just released a rap album 😭 his clients got to his damn head

[@violetbackedstarling]

​@@KD-bh2ju well go on what's the album called

[@grasshoppert]

@@KD-bh2ju your boyfriend is so funny😭😭😭

[@KD-bh2ju]

@@grasshoppert hes the funniest person i've ever met, its called Bar Exam because it's a play on words with the bar exam and xanax bars 😭 so funny

[@emilyb.8219]

@@KD-bh2ju that's so cute lol, hope yall are happy together

[@leeqimin]

5:32 fun fact!: in Chinese culture, if we go to a funeral its polite to give "white gold" ( aka some money ) to the grieving family, to help with the costs and all that. My uncle recently passed, and my family's well off so we donated the white gold to charities

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

oh wow! that's really cool, and very sweet of your family to do regarding your uncle's "white gold".

[@GmmBeast]

Interesting! I always love to learn about different cultures' traditions.

[@Asongfromme]

😊

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

When my mother passed away, I was trying to get money together for her cremation. She passed at 12:34 on a Friday, and on Monday morning, the hospital called me to complain that I hadn't taken care of the cremation yet. The woman then very coldly said, "If you're too poor to afford it, you can always donate her body, and you won't have to pay for it.". I feel like she was trying to help, but the way she said it was so insulting, almost like she was saying, "We can throw it out for you, if you're too poor.". I couldn't even talk to the crematorium over the weekend, but they acted like I had been dragging my feet and causing them all kinds of problems.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

[@radishfest]

Horrible. It's already so hard to lose a parent, there's so so so much you have to do while still in shock. I would've had a meltdown if anyone said that about my dad. Hope you're doing alright.

[@jessdewhurst4996]

I am so sorry you experienced that. The lack of empathy people can have following the loss of a parent is disgusting, I know it too. Sending you support, stranger

[@Acko_Taco]

Depending on what state your in, you can report that person to the state funeral board in your state. I’m so sorry for your awful experience!

[@jaye3830]

that's so awful, i'm so sorry

[@1kaz1]

These judge shows would be so funny with lawyers, the lawyers start beating eachother up while everyone else screams

[@lukaj679]

I like the way you think

[@azurdlywisterious]

fan made phoenix wright scenes are like this (source ive run random discord arguments through a phoenix wright scene generator and they are all this ridiculous (especsially if franziska "brings a whip to court" von karma or godot "throws mugs at people" esquire are there))

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

thats just ace attorney

[@LokiDuck]

You can legally ship human remains, they just need the proper sealing, paperwork, and labeling so everyone knows what it is. Cremated remains get shipped all the time in cases where someone died on vacation or had moved from being near their planned burial grounds and never changed their plans.

[@Fringebaitx]

The lawyer saying “she was kinda cooking with that” can I hear you use that phrase in actual court plz 😭

[@yesterdaydream]

I wonder what percentage of Steve Harvey's comedy is him repeating back what was just said while looking incredulous.

[@EllieBelle1993]

99% I think

[@Lucifersfursona]

I wish he’d be appalled by his words when it matters

[@yesterdaydream]

@@Lucifersfursona 200% agree

[@stephenlong9806]

Ahh, the Ssniperwolf School of Comedy.

[@joshuarush-garrison8417]

I guess you’ve never seen his stand up when he was in his prime, theres a reason they were called the kings of comedy

[@MamaDoctorJones]

This is the good content I subbed for. And if you ever need a doctor, I know one. 😂

[@Shmaples]

We need this collab!

[@QUEERVEEART]

YAAASSS OMG PLS COLLAB i will be so happy jarvis pls need a doctor, this is the gold channel after all and mama doctor jones is certainly gold standard

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

Pleaseee

[@KorokSeeds]

Yes!!!

[@KiraKiera]

I love that you're a Jarvis fan!! You're two of my favourite channels 😊

[@aleciawalls]

As someone who worked in the funeral industry I can say that $5,000 would be a very expensive cremation But yes, I do know the actual cremation was only $1,500

[@Guineapigsreadingbooks]

Apparently most of that is emotional damage she is during for

[@familyminahan3343]

Also, it is not a felony to ship human remains, as long as you are the one in charge of said remains.

[@makslargu5799]

@@familyminahan3343 only with USPS though

[@Atherness]

It was 3k for my dad 6 years ago so 5k doesn't seem that crazy

[@Ghoulieanna]

@@familyminahan3343I work at ups and we can’t ship human remains except if it’s “for science”

[@TmickyD1]

Fun story about shipping dead people.. The US Postal Service shipped my grandpa's cremated remains from Florida to New York. He ended up getting lost in the mail for a while, and didn't show up to his own funeral. RIP grandpa.

[@RooiRokBokkie]

mf was late to his own funeral 😅

[@badbirthchart]

it’s honestly pretty sweet! my mom is obsessed with this show so i’ve seen a couple episodes and he often gives people more money to help them out/ pays the money someone is suing for

[@obi-wan-pierogi]

Can confirm cremation is very expensive. It’s been two years since my grandmother passed away and we’ve been unable to pick up her ashes cause we can’t afford it. Luckily they are legally not allowed to like get rid of her but it still is very sad to not be able to get her back. Like I’ve finished the grieving process mostly but I don’t have that final piece done it sucks.

[@MiraCassandre]

I'm sorry for your loss and this situation, this is really sad 😔

[@bard2555]

at least she's still there and presumably safe(?) It would be really messed up if they were allowed to dispose of people like that. that's also fucked up it's that expensive? or at least you'd think they'd still give the family member back? it seems unethical idk

[@Atlasintokyo]

@@bard2555 it's so weird to charge money to be born and to die like we didn't ask to do either and we pay for both

[@-psilo-9071]

I hate capitalism more than anything

[@pissum420]

It’s equally as expensive for animals. Luckily for me, yet also not because lost my dog, she died due to what I truly believe was rat poison but the symptoms mimic parvo. The vet refused to see her and due to the chance of Parvo my dog was cremated right away at a heavy discount. My mom mainly paid for the box we have her in. The lady was nice and understanding when my mom explained the situation.

[@KraggFair]

Lolo is one pair of glasses away from cosplaying Peter Griffin

[@Atlasintokyo]

Lmao

[@souperfruit]

damn u beat me to this joke lmao

[@Sandybowls_9001]

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this.

[@faron4685]

He's like if you gave Peter griffin the handsome squidward treatment

[@Idolbottle]

He posted this comment to his twitter😭

[@sarak2305]

I said “you’re premium” hoping to say it with Jarvis and the absolute burn I felt when he said “overruled”……. How dare he.

[@jaxsonadros2066]

Overruled

[@aud7593]

did you object to him

[@KTr0ck]

u should sue for emotional damages

[@blueglue52]

Are you 3 years old watching Dora the explorer?? The tv can’t hear you bud

[@aud7593]

@@blueglue52 do u have any joy in your life

[@sadezem991]

this is such an incredible collab. I love Alex so much - I'm a judicial procedural specialist and Alex is such an important voice for the legal system. I love how outspoken he is about the horrible injustices that go on in this world. And also he does funnies ❤

[@sideways5153]

The funniest thing about this to me is imagining court proceedings where the judge angrily finds one of the parties in contempt of court and sends them to the slammer for not unblocking the other party on their phone.

[@melissad4056]

This episode is the best ad for life insurance I've ever seen. It's genuinely sad to see two family members fight over a death in the family.

[@sholem_bond]

Yep. Have a clear and explicit plan for what you want done with your remains and estate after death, make sure people know about it, and also ideally have a way to pay for it/have as much of it done and paid for in advance as possible. It's incredibly hard for relatives to deal with that stuff while grieving.

[@gooodmorning4526]

I literally got a life insurance ad watching this video lmao

[@Placker8102]

I'm willing to bet they are doing it for the money. Like the story is probably true and she owes her money but they probably got together and decided to go on this show so that they both can get paid. Have Steve Harvey pay for it all.

[@Fiemus9]

I dont think you should be sad. I don't think the conflict is real at all. I think they went on the show to cover the money together. I don't think there's a shred of real animosity here

[@Fiemus9]

​@@Placker8102exactly!

[@chloec4415]

Dying is extremely expensive. Especially without life insurance, caskets are around $2k+ then the actual burial plot, if you're having a funeral....easily $3-5k at minimum. Cremation is around $1-2k, then the urn, if you're having a ceremony etc. Tons of people get into debt burying their loved ones

[@Grace-rv8ko]

That’s exactly why my nana has everything prepped and pre-paid. She also said she doesn’t want a funeral. I think the most expensive thing when she dies is the flights to where she lives and where she wants to be buried (Alaska to Pennsylvania)

[@Silburific]

That's why we all need to live by the immortal words of Danny DeVito: "When I'm dead, just toss me in the trash."

[@mightymeatymech]

@@Silburific he's such a skinny legend, god i love him

[@FIRING_BLIND]

Wow. Are these current prices? I was under the impression direct cremation could be under 1K. And then with basic services, around 1800 or so.

[@no1legobatmanfan]

WHAT happens if no one can pay. do they just toss u in the TRASH?

[@takeyiatwitty2216]

My mom got a letter to appear on Judge Judy once. Her terrible ex-husbands attempt to get out of child support and alimony. They offered her an appearance fee, hotel and travel costs, and that any agreement made on the show would be binding. She turned it down of course cause she was already embarrassed about that whole technically illegal marriage. But yeah it's legally binding arbitration. The determination is made before the actual show from what they told her.

[@chronically_btch]

my grandma got invited to be on judge Judy as well! we still have the letter lol

[@FIRING_BLIND]

How was the marriage technically illegal?

[@takeyiatwitty2216]

@@FIRING_BLIND He was married to two other people at the time they registered for marriage in Vegas. One was a common law marriage out of state and the other was his first wife he said he'd divorced and she was supposedly crazy because of a brain tumor. Turns out she did have cancer but wasn't crazy. He never divorced her because he wanted to inherit from her life insurance. She knew about my mom but not his other one. Was a mess.

[@I.____.....__...__]

@@takeyiatwitty2216 "Terrible" is an understatement. 😒 Yup, it's legally binding arbitration, you don't need to be a real lawyer or judge to do that, but what strikes me is that they were told the judgement before the show and what, had to perform a play on air? 🤨

[@takeyiatwitty2216]

@@I.____.....__...__ Keep in mind mom never got past the phone interview phase but from how she tells it that's about the sum of it. The appearance fee they get is pretty hefty and would have in all likelihood covered most of any judgment given. Which is why the amounts dictated on those shows are pretty arbitrary. Like "I'm seeking 300 in restitution" "I award that and 400 on top of that." That kind of thing. And yeah he was...not great. If I helps my mom is a level of trauma dump that will literally keep my therapist is diamonds for the next 40 years -.- So don't feel especially bad for her. And cancer wife got him back in the end. Which y'know. Good for her.

[@SpeedyBlueDemon]

I love the idea of Judge Harvey just being a improv exercise.

[@KalCounty]

You just gave me an idea for a new exercise for my improv group 😂

[@meowmeowmeowbarf]

More of you and this chill lawyer guy, please!!

[@OnyxDeity]

The $10,000 limit is just because that's as much as you can bring in small claims court. Amounts above that spur on a somewhat more rigorous and formal legal procedure.

[@Sadie-xx2fj]

You tell us he's a lawyer but I'm not convinced this isn't a love interest in a recent Disney movie

[@riczzzzzz]

Therapist: Sexy Peter Griffin isn’t real he can’t hurt you. Sexy Peter Griffin:

[@MissBaphomet]

The strangest part of all this is that my best friend's mother passed recently and the day we picked up her remains we did a "girls day" to help her keep her mind off of the grief. Her mom's ashes literally sat in the back seat of my car while we went shopping. Even stranger? Her brother had to pick them up because he was on the same side of town and my friend also happened to be dropping off an Xbox he had bought. So we also literally exchanged an Xbox for human remains. I wish I was fucking kidding.

[@haybale287]

Alex has great charisma; you two mesh very well.

[@roach_renski]

this is the most chill and goofy lawyer i've ever seen.

[@mattcottrell3286]

Jarvis only knows chill and goofy people

[@sleepybim]

Better call… Alex!

[@TheDsRequiem]

How many have you seen not working

[@roach_renski]

@@mattcottrell3286 true

[@Starkid_hanners]

His tiktok comments are half thirst half admitting to or planning crimes

[@AnomalyArcadie]

My husband and I paid for my brother's cremation after he died way too young last summer and I couldn't in a million years ever see how it'd be okay to hang that over my mom's head and tell her she couldn't have his remains until she paid us back. I couldn't even imagine asking her to, she was already dealing with enough. I know this is dramatized and everything so it isn't this deep but it just made me think about how I wasn't able to start healing from his loss until I hugged his urn for the first time. Healing grief shouldn't ever be held hostage for money.

[@Pirategod23]

That’s why it’s gotta be fake

[@mightymeatymech]

@@Pirategod23 i'm sure this situation is fake, but some people are capable of pretty terrible crap in the name of money.

[@mightymeatymech]

the bar is in hell, but i'm glad you didn't hold that over your mom's head.

[@I.____.....__...__]

IKR‽ The whole point to getting help from family or friends is the leniency, otherwise if you were going to have to pay interest or have deadlines or whatever, you may as well just get a loan from a bank or payday-loan place or whatever. 🤦 Many people will just waive it off altogether if they're able to or at least say "forget about, pay it back whenever" (at least partially meaning never). If you can't lean on family in the worst times, wtf good are they for? 😒

[@I.____.....__...__]

@@mightymeatymech Yup, normal people can't fathom people could actually be like that, but sadly, they can, and worse. 🤦 In _South Park,_ the bar was at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. They should have put it in Hell, but they discontinued the Satan character by then.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Next video: "I forced Saul Goodman to watch Judge Steve Harvey and go insane"

[@MusicalMe123]

Im so glad that she loves her cousin/sister so much that she asked him to order her to unblock her so they can mend their relationship. She was wrong for holding those ashes hoatage idk how much she was owed.

[@skelskek]

A year late but as a funeral transporter who often does crematorium runs, yes, seatbelts work just fine for urns. They're often quite necessary

[@weirdhousewivesclub]

Also, as someone who had to drive home with my dad's cremated remains in an urn, you can 100% seat belt the urn in, it's what I did 😂

[@sharinganrose]

Did you take the carpool lane?! 😂

[@weirdhousewivesclub]

@@sharinganrose no lol but if there is such thing as communication from beyond the veil, I'm fairly certain he expressed how he felt about my driving 😅 I ran into some unexpected traffic and started cussing and suddenly started feeling a headache come on and was like sorry dad I'll stop swearing haha and what do you know, the headache went away 🤷‍♀️

[@KalCounty]

If my dad could've talked at the time I'm certain he'd have cracked a joke about me strapping his urn into the backseat and another one on the way home about how he was too low to see out the window.

[@samanthajade3782]

If what your mailing is cremated remains, it's not a felony, now if you're trying to mail dismembered body parts thats another story. - A funeral services major

[@rachelward9981]

I used to work for a company that would incorporate human and pet cremains into glass art. You can definitely ship them, but it must be properly labeled. The post office has a specific sticker for it. Before I left they were experimenting with packaging so that the container holding the cremains wouldn't slide around inside the package at the request of the post office. Not sure if that's a standard, or just because we had to deal with dozens of packages a week.

[@AmaraJordanMusic]

Yeah you can do tons of stuff with them. Put in pigment for paintings, in tattoos, make them into a gemstone type of material, put in concrete for coral to grow on in the ocean, etc. There’s so much you can do with them. I’m hoping to get my mom’s ashes in a tattoo. She’d always kiss the back of my hand and say when the lip print faded she’d be on her way home or back. I want a lip print over my shoulder, so when it’s gone, I’ll be with her again. Now I just have to get past my fear of needles.

[@animeartist888]

@@AmaraJordanMusic That's really sweet, and I wish you the best of luck getting through your fear. Might I suggest bringing someone you really trust, like a spouse or sibling or maybe just a bestie? My presence seems to help my hubby a lot with his fear. I can keep him from looking at the needle and also just be moral support.

[@AmaraJordanMusic]

@@animeartist888Oh that’s a really good idea! And my husband is a teacher so we could do it in the summer when he’s off! This is brilliant! Thank you! 😊

[@KalCounty]

I have so little faith in the post office I would never want to ship something as irreplaceable as a loved one's remains. My local post office once lost a package of mine in transit while sending it one block from the receiving office. Like, you can see the destination it was going to from the front door, it's that close.

[@MsTwissy]

As a Dakota, old burial traditions dictated the body sit on structures high up in the open air like scaffolding for up to a year, giving life back to nature all that was given to them. And then the bones are buried

[@bhartleby5033]

Alex was a joy. You both have a great vibe with each other!

[@Siriastimeflies]

From what I've learn on Caitlin Doughty's channel, it is extremely expensive to die in the US! Btw i recommend her channel for more education on the subject and death positivity 👍🏻

[@valolafson6035]

And her book.

[@vogelvrouw]

Her content is so good, I loved her book also

[@sumlem]

Midwestern libraries hosted a zoom where she was interviewed and answered chat questions about Death

[@coziigurl]

“Not in the cremation game anymore” was such a smooth joke

[@emm_uhh]

As someone who received the remains of their cremated grade uncle. You can ship human remains. However, the box has tape all around it saying human remains.

[@lelandunruh7896]

My unborn daughter died in Switzerland, where my wife was living at the time. I was an emotional wreck, so I was extremely happy with how nice everyone was about me travelling back to Texas with ashes and an urn. Even the TSA agents--who in my experience were so awful during the early pandemic--were extremely kind and respectful. I pray none of y'all ever have a similar experience, but I hope that if you do you have a similarly compassionate one.

[@chompytv8591]

*pushes glasses up* Actually as a grave keeper I can provide the info that what we call a "temporary urn" is around 5-6 inches in length, 3-4 inches in width, and 7-8 inches tall. Most people choose to keep the remains in that rather than buy a separate urn. Usually nicer ones like that are bought for display. That being said the wildest one I ever did was a motorcycle gas tank, 3 golf balls, and a small urn of the person's dog's ashes.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

We are this much closer to getting JudgeJivin’Jarvis. Jarvis is getting educated to become a Judge and this is his first step!

[@18th18th]

LMAOOAO, the tooturnttony multiverse expands

[@tleigh4583]

Jarvis has such a warm personality, it always seems like guests settle in and get comfortable quickly ❤

[@justaduck3615]

Every time Jarvis says this channel is free I believe it a little bit less, I’ll need to have my lawyer look over this for me.

[@evanweaver1060]

Funeral director here. $5,000 is a bit steep for a direct cremation if you ask me. It’d make some sense if she went to a funeral home and got a memorial service and whatever, but $5000 for just a cremation doesn’t make much sense, at least in most of the US. It is legal to ship both human remains (a corpse) and cremated remains (ashes) with certain constraints. Human remains can be shipped via common carrier or driven anywhere needed, permitted they are embalmed and they have all the disposition paperwork. Driving is a bit trickier, as anyone carrying human remains across state lines and wanting to bury in a different state has to be licensed in that other state or get in contact with someone licensed in that state. Cremated remains need to be shipped specifically via USPS through priority express and be labeled on all sides of the box as “cremated remains”. They even have special little stickers for that :) The $5,000 would make more sense if they embalmed and shipped the corpse to another funeral home, so there would be two funeral home charges: one sending and one receiving. But that wouldn’t make much sense either, as it’s much easier and WAY cheaper to have just the one funeral home perform the cremation and ship the cremated remains directly to her residence. That being said, the legal aspect of this is her cousin essentially holding her mom hostage until repayment is made, which, as far as i can remember, is not legal. The niece here is not the next of kin and she has no right to control disposition unless the daughter is in some way legally incompetent or estranged. Even if she paid for the funeral, she doesn’t have the right to hold her aunt’s cremated remains hostage from the one with the right to control disposition. At least that’s as far as i know. Edit: ok so it was $1585 for cremation and shipping. That is much more reasonable and within the scope of what’s considered normal for the cost of a direct cremation these days.

[@jamiejam4588]

I know this is staged etc but it is an absolutely bananas concept to withhold someone’s HUMAN REMAINS from their family member as “collateral”. I understand being pissed off that you haven’t been paid and wanting your money but you would never catch me holding someone’s ashes hostage. That’s bonkers behavior. P.S. I love this collab!

[@charlizern2445]

I know for USPS at least, you can ship ashes. They are required to be shipped priority express and have stickers that say CREMATED REMAINS in big white letters on a bright red background. Priority express mail is only sorted by hand and never put into the regular mail stream which is mostly sorted with machines at big facilities. Accidents do happen though….. I know one box of ashes broke open at the facility I used to work at, before I was working there.

[@gigitastic90]

If you absolutely cannot afford to cremate a body (which is almost always the cheapest option) you can sign a release form with the county coroner's and the state will cremate . Some county's will offer your loved ones ashes for free or very low cost . If no one gets them they will bury the remains in a large collective grave or columbarium for the loved one at no cost in some places. We also have places like Hart Island which has been used for years as a cemetery for the unclaimed and indigent. Many funeral homes have a cremation closet where they keep unclaimed ashes. Always check with places like DHS (Department of Human Services) and they often have programs to help a person bury their loved one at no or next to no cost.

[@goos3billogn4]

I do not want this to sound like body shaming, but I cannot get over how flat his hair is. it is satisfying. I want to set like a sheet of paper on it gently

[@KM-vc9fb]

I will say my family spoke about my dads ashes in a similar manner. We got a tree that we can plant with a portion of my dads ashes and it took about a month to be delivered and we just had a box of his ashes. Well we got the tree and I just hear my mom yell “holy shit I lost your father” we couldn’t find the box of ashes so we just planted the tree hoping that my sister wouldn’t know (she’s a little more sensitive about it then the rest of us). Then about 3 weeks later I get a call from my mom saying she found him in the bookcase. So we had to dig up the tree, dig a bigger hole, put the box in, then replant the tree. My sister still doesn’t know and I have a fun dead dad story to tell.

[@kaitlyn5866]

this is finally going to answer all the questions i’ve ever had about these fake judge shows

[@aidanpedersen]

Steve Harvey draws his power from the dark dimension, that’s how he’s lived so long and can be a judge on TV and do whatever the f🎉ck he wants on it

[@mightymeatymech]

babe wake up, new steve harvey lore just dropped

[@morwennerdbane8962]

That's the problem with this world. There are too many TV judges. The bill comes due.

[@TheNinja94a]

He’s only 66

[@andrewwalker5583]

steve was so happy to start making those jokes, so much genuine glee.

[@tessalyyvuo1667]

Caitlin Daughty of Ask a Mortician has talked a lot about the problems regarding funeral industry. How expensive it is and how people should have more options about how they could be buried. I was just reminded of that when you talked about how expensive cremation is and how you would like to be left in the woods.

[@martymcfly7393]

why alex got the peter griffin drip tho 😭

[@owlskulls]

It's actually perfectly legal for cremated remains to go through the mail, I think there's just a particular procedure to be followed, and I'm sure it's a little expensive. (Source: I worked for a cemetery for 2 years and received multiple sets of cremated remains in the mail for placement/burial.)

[@purplepup7438]

I rewatch the the clip from the first video “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. That’s fucked up what I’ve just been saying.” About 10 times a day so I’m glad there are more installments of this

[@SauceyRedHN]

I'd love to see more of Alex on this channel!

[@juliaporsch9962]

Actually, "just throw me in the woods" is an option you have. You can get a "natural" burial in a forest, no headstone, no chemicals pumped into the corpse. I've heard it's cheaper too

[@jameshamaker9321]

I'd like the legal youtubers out there to react to episodes of shows like, Judge Steve Harvey, because there's a lot of crazy things that happen on them. Thank you, Jarvis for bringing an actual lawyer, to watch this show.

[@DarkShadic9632]

WE GETTIN OUT OF THE COURTHOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Atlasintokyo]

LOL

[@wcherriu]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@damhood2033]

You two need to do this together more often.

[@miceknight_designs]

Two professors at my college went to The People's Court show over a legitimate dispute lol, can at least confirm they weren't actors

[@Fluff_Noodles]

Jarvis's curls look SO healthy omg 💕💕

[@AlycatIsAlive]

I am politely requesting more of these videos because this was truly GOLD content

[@benadrylgelllzzz5724]

Ok if this is real then imagine how messed up in your head you have to be to keep your cousin’s mother’s remains from them

[@kikireid7303]

why am i actually crying real tears because of her asking steve to order marlo to unblock her that was so sad

[@Howtoeatrocks]

I love how Steve is like here's a thousand dollars let me trauma dump at you real quick

[@CatStina]

I kind of love that urn, actually. That's one of my favorite colors and it looks kind of sleek. I even like the butterflies. 🥰

[@RoyaltyAC]

I actually really loved this. I'm glad Alex seemed laid back and able to enjoy this without being nitpicky about everything.

[@ezzrarar]

It’s a good day when Jarvis uploads 😊

[@nataliem86]

We need more. Jarvis needs to watch multiple episodes and post a video like each month to catch up with Judge Harvey 😂

[@adamp3223]

19:05 Oh my god, Judge Beast is 100% going to be a thing someday. Unless he like, dies in a car accident beforehand that's absolutely going to happen.

[@Rolfyto]

woah its law daddy i hadn't expected this collab

[@lacrodectus2139]

"this is how it is in court all the time"

[@HoneyM1lkart]

4:45 I'm sorry, paying for someone's MOTHERS funeral voluntarily then SUING THEM because they couldn't afford it is mind boggling

[@merschmania1372]

I would watch so much Judge Jarvis. Even if it’s a fake episode with your boys. That sounds like quality content.

[@loganiushere]

That lawyer is giving the camera death stares

[@dantesinfernal]

Its fitting that judge Harvey doesn't wear a robe. He needs to wear his law suit.

[@Gweeftina]

DAMN Alex could take me to court and overrule my verdict any day

[@asheneal6511]

My love for your content, Jarvis, is immense.

[@Jazzym189]

Im so hyped for this content, I am also obsessed with Steve Harvey being a judge lol

[@Seeker0fTruth]

Yasss! I can’t stand Steve Harvey so the only way I can tolerate watching is with some intelligent and hilarious commentary from you, Jarvis! Can’t wait to watch!! I always like the videos before watching because I know already I’ll LOVE WHATEVER content you create. Happy Memorial Day to you! Hope you’re enjoying the day and relaxing to take some much needed down time. 🩵

[@fttoma]

Me too. I never liked this man

[@KalCounty]

It's buckwild to me that Steve Harvey is treated like a self-help guru when he has just the worst, most prejudiced opinions on like everything. He doesn't even have credentials or anything, he's just a comedian with a big ego.

[@Seeker0fTruth]

@@KalCounty Minus the comedian part. I would think you’d need to be FUNNY to be classified as a comedian. 😉 I jest. Agree with you 💯

[@babyJes444]

Now *THISSSSS* was a great video! Glad it was in my recommended, resubbin

[@lillianmcevoy9014]

Not the trauma dump about Aunt Agnes 😭😭😭 hell yah no money in the will for her

[@carotadeel]

I just finished writing my thesis, and a video by Jarvis is the best reward

[@ImpishlyDevious]

Congrats!!!!!

[@barricadeboizzz7459]

Congrats!!!

[@carotadeel]

@@ImpishlyDeviousthank youuuu 🥳

[@carotadeel]

@@barricadeboizzz7459thankss 💃🏻

[@TheNDofUO]

Well done!