Why do People do Such Weird Things with Axes...?

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Skallagrim

Skallagrim

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@giggityguy
@giggityguy Жыл бұрын
That's the problem with exoskeletons. To quote Randall Munroe: "It's fairly easy to develop a design to the point where the human is the weakest part."
@aedes947
@aedes947 Жыл бұрын
Considering humans are pretty good designing things were the human is the weakest part, you don't need that much effort
@judgedrekk2981
@judgedrekk2981 Жыл бұрын
can we just fast forward to the part where Mobile Suits are a thing?? thanks a bunch.....ugh and no i don't mean the power loader or power armor, I mean 10 story human piloted robots.....okay, thanks a bunch again lol
@josephburchanowski4636
@josephburchanowski4636 Жыл бұрын
@@judgedrekk2981 So giant Mechs? Unfortunately no, physics makes them practically impossible. And even if you were to successfully make a giant Mech; a tank using the same tech will always mop the floor with it.
@Dan_Kanerva
@Dan_Kanerva Жыл бұрын
​@@josephburchanowski4636 depends . If is just a human shaped robot , a tank will make it fall with one shot... if is the alien-based exoskeletons from Evangelion , nope
@Bubben246
@Bubben246 Жыл бұрын
@@josephburchanowski4636 Unless it somehow made cannon-type weapons obsolete, yet was vulnerable to hand-to-hand...
@datyeen
@datyeen Жыл бұрын
Aussie: "protection for my feet" Skal: YES! PROTECT YOUR FATE!
@anoninunen
@anoninunen Жыл бұрын
eef yah cud kange yar feht
@michaelclark7787
@michaelclark7787 Жыл бұрын
​@@anoninunen Jesus I think I had a stroke reading this 😅
@zardzewialy
@zardzewialy Жыл бұрын
feeyit?
@BobGeanis
@BobGeanis Жыл бұрын
His Faet
@tomhossain2099
@tomhossain2099 Жыл бұрын
@@anoninunen WODJA
@mystic-malevolence
@mystic-malevolence Жыл бұрын
First one reminds me of a weapon from Runescape. Full-fledged vampires in Runescape appear to be immune to damage, and the game's explanation for this is that they have a low level of precognition that allows them to avoid any attack. The solution? Apparently it was to put a silver sickle at the end of a chain anchored to a staff. The resultant weapon being so unpredictable, not even the wielder will know what it's going to do, thus the vampire is unable to predict its path.
@42Mrgreenman
@42Mrgreenman Жыл бұрын
I believe that's called a Kusarigama in Japan...a hand sickle attached to a length of chain...like the axe, if you twirl it around your head, it's pretty damn intimidating and the wind might actually align the edge properly...
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 Жыл бұрын
​@@42MrgreenmanThe Metatron has clarified that that particular contraption serves a different emergency purpose.
@eddard9442
@eddard9442 Жыл бұрын
Really weird I came across this video and your comment, I just completed a taste of hope yesterday and I'm halfway through sins of the father
@dima_keller
@dima_keller Жыл бұрын
That's amazing 😂
@dima_keller
@dima_keller Жыл бұрын
​@@42MrgreenmanKusarigama is a different beast and you're supposed to swing the wight at the end of the chance not the sickle
@AshenRJ
@AshenRJ Жыл бұрын
Skall: "I saved the best for last." Me: "Oh lawd, who is it gonna be?" Skall: "It's Ididathing." Me: "Of course it's the Aussie guy."
@alendonvaldor5808
@alendonvaldor5808 Жыл бұрын
I saw it, recognized it, and had to click. He is a madman.
@joeydr1497
@joeydr1497 Жыл бұрын
I think Alex with the foot axe used steel toe boots but anyone who regularly wears steels knows to tuck your toes.
@Menuki
@Menuki Жыл бұрын
Ididathing raises concern for everything he does
@GladstnJones
@GladstnJones Жыл бұрын
The perfect crossover doesn't exi- "Skall reacts to I did a Thing"
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 Жыл бұрын
Given the last crossover that that australian cretin did I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to get support to ban swords swords too.
@lucianocane108
@lucianocane108 Жыл бұрын
we need more
@sageofsixpathskakashi3742
@sageofsixpathskakashi3742 Жыл бұрын
He responded to Weponism recently on the saber video they put out. They asked for a Collab and Skall said fine but we don't know for sure what will come. _That_ would be the perfect crossover
@oldhunterundol3243
@oldhunterundol3243 Жыл бұрын
Multi verse is expanding 👀
@GladstnJones
@GladstnJones Жыл бұрын
@old hunter undol now we need a three way collab with Skall, Ironmouse, and Ididathing.
@PieboxAnimations
@PieboxAnimations Жыл бұрын
Ah yes a flail axe This couldn't possibly end in tragedy
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 Жыл бұрын
it's perfectly safe, if you don't touch it and leave it there under lock and key
@Jack_Woods
@Jack_Woods Жыл бұрын
Flail Longsword
@killerkraut9179
@killerkraut9179 Жыл бұрын
Combine it with a engine !
@thoro1932
@thoro1932 Жыл бұрын
​@@Jack_Woods No, Flail Handgranate thats the shit
@helcaraxe301
@helcaraxe301 Жыл бұрын
Last time that happened, a certain Greek bloke contracted magical vitiligo.
@soulknife20
@soulknife20 Жыл бұрын
Ididathing has no regard for his own safety. He made a hammer that had a .50 cal blank inside of it. Dude is insane
@elatrocidad5953
@elatrocidad5953 Жыл бұрын
And he does most of it with no eye or foot protection and will usually wear shorts while doing this stuff. That was one of the few videos where he actually wears shoes. It's almost unbelievable that he hasn't at least lost a toe at this point
@bacicinvatteneaca
@bacicinvatteneaca Жыл бұрын
@@elatrocidad5953 I wonder how exactly he plans his filming to maximise the image of insane unsafety while maximising actual safety
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 Жыл бұрын
​@@bacicinvatteneaca I don't think he plans.
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 Жыл бұрын
@@bacicinvatteneaca his safety plan relies exclusively on reflexes and luck
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb Жыл бұрын
@@andregon4366 well he does to some degree of course otherwise he'd be dead, if he took asbolutely zero precautions he would maimed or dead by now with the shit he does
@TheVodkaHaze
@TheVodkaHaze Жыл бұрын
I think a flail axe is not only a bad axe, it's also a bad flail. Part of what makes the flail work is you don't have to worry about edge alignment. When you have a flail that does make you worry, it's a gamble whether it'll even hurt your opponent on hit.
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social Жыл бұрын
It's not even a good paperweight. The chain gets in the way.
@Kelta13
@Kelta13 Жыл бұрын
It's and epic flail. I mean fail. :D
@realah3001
@realah3001 Жыл бұрын
Just spin you’ll hit them eventually
@riffhurricane
@riffhurricane Жыл бұрын
I've had the pleasure of putting an axe into my foot before... I split firewood every day during Winter to heat my house & one time the grain of the log sent the thing out diagonally - through my steel toecapped boot, my sock & then into my foot. If I hadn't had been wearing the boot I'd be missing my big toe. That said 120 days a year for 16 years & only one accident isn't a terrible ratio, though even one is too many.
@Jack_Woods
@Jack_Woods Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story, Steel Cap Boots are a scam those things are made of thick aluminum
@riffhurricane
@riffhurricane Жыл бұрын
@@Jack_Woods The tough thick leather was the thing that really protected me. The cap was only slightly clipped by the axe anyway.
@Seelenschmiede
@Seelenschmiede Жыл бұрын
I nearly chopped my last part of my thumb off thanks to a hidden nail in the log... the hand axe bounce back and came back down on my hand. Luckily it was still attached by a splinter of the bone and some skin...
@riffhurricane
@riffhurricane Жыл бұрын
@@Seelenschmiede Thank you, my blood ran cold reading that! Decent gloves might be a good investment for the future. ;)
@MyVanir
@MyVanir Жыл бұрын
@@Seelenschmiede Yikes bro. Though tbf, I shaved the back of my hand on a bar of metal while installing tents during my army days and sliced through ligaments and fractured the knuckle bone above my right pinkie. Thankfully I was in the army and the surgery to reconnect the ligaments was covered by tax-payer money.
@Aliraldd992
@Aliraldd992 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you can count Backyard scientist's Roket propelled quad bladed knife as an axe...so yeah, someone already did it
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 Жыл бұрын
So the last solution stays nukes then....
@yuyuhaio
@yuyuhaio Жыл бұрын
The clip where you threaten the tatami mat with a chainsaw never ceases to make me laugh! Thanks for that Skal!
@forestwells5820
@forestwells5820 Жыл бұрын
First time I've seen that. I just about died.
@wiredweird
@wiredweird Жыл бұрын
i never thought i'd see an I Did A Thing video on Skallagrim 😂
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim Жыл бұрын
Expect the unexpected on my channel. ;)
@Stalthdan
@Stalthdan Жыл бұрын
@@Skallagrim But then the unexpected wouldn't be unexpected if I expect it!
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim Жыл бұрын
@@Stalthdan Indeed. So just expect ANYTHING.
@newtybot
@newtybot Жыл бұрын
@@Stalthdan the answer to this paradox is: “It’ll just happen anyways”
@Sableagle
@Sableagle Жыл бұрын
Obviously you need to combine the best features of all the designs: 2.5 metres of wooden haft, then 1.5 metres of double-bit axe heads linked together with one-axis hinges, not chain links, to maintain edge alignment. Have steel armour on the haft so they con't cut into it, and flare the base of the armour out to keep your hands down on the "far enough from the top" part so the axes don't cut into those either. Also, hire someone to carry it for you when you're not swinging it.
@maddockemerson4603
@maddockemerson4603 Жыл бұрын
This design is so heavy and overbuilt it sounds like a Monster Hunter thing.
@llamatronian101
@llamatronian101 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but how are you going to attach it to your leg? 😉
@hariman7727
@hariman7727 Жыл бұрын
@@maddockemerson4603 >.> .> Look up "Wyvern Ignition Greatsword". It's a rocket powered greatsword, and it looks awesome.
@Enyavar1
@Enyavar1 Жыл бұрын
Or hire a carrier, outfit them with that steel armor and the axe head on a regular pole, and call them your bodyguard.
@maddockemerson4603
@maddockemerson4603 Жыл бұрын
@@hariman7727 Psh. MH made the _Gunhammer,_ and several entire weapon classes whose gimmicks are transforming and exploding. That doesn't even surprise me.
@Wafelkowiec
@Wafelkowiec Жыл бұрын
As wise man once said: "Stick is good". So by leaving the stick part in the axe you make axe good.
@robinrehlinghaus1944
@robinrehlinghaus1944 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't call Shad M. Brooks wise
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 Жыл бұрын
Stick is good, leg has bone, bone is like stick, leg is good.
@Adam_okaay
@Adam_okaay Жыл бұрын
​@@robinrehlinghaus1944 his sycophants think he's some kind of genius. It's super cringe.
@robinrehlinghaus1944
@robinrehlinghaus1944 Жыл бұрын
@@Adam_okaay As someone who is very fortunate to be able to claim to actually be educated on the topics he likes to so captivatingly ramble about, I sadly have to agree. Very concisely put lol
@Dan_Kanerva
@Dan_Kanerva Жыл бұрын
​@@Adam_okaaynot a genius but not dumb wither and he is educated
@matthewhooper1508
@matthewhooper1508 Жыл бұрын
Conversely, someone gifted Nicole Conen with a sword designed to chop wood like an axe. It’s clearly less good at wood chopping than an axe, but she’s having a blast, and it helps to demonstrate the differences in a sharp axe and a sharp sword.
@SonatoArtico
@SonatoArtico Жыл бұрын
But the difference between Ididathing and other yt channels is that he creates all this kind of stuff in a stupid, useless and dangerous way, on purpose, In a good "don't try this a home" style. Always love to see his bare feet covered in incandescent sparkles from grinded metal
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 Жыл бұрын
That's basically an axe nunchuk. Because why just hit yourself with a stick when you can hit yourself with an axe blade
@astranix0198
@astranix0198 Жыл бұрын
4:53 Ah yes, the *Axe Kick 2.0*
@PiiskaJesusFreak
@PiiskaJesusFreak Жыл бұрын
In warhammer fantasy, dwarven doomseekers dual wield these types of chain axes. As the name would suggest, they are actively trying to get killed in battle.
@Kyvord
@Kyvord Жыл бұрын
Darwin awards coming in strong this year
@rhokesh4391
@rhokesh4391 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, flail-axe guy hopefully not pass on *those* genes^^°
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 Жыл бұрын
I Did A Thing is on a whole other league. That's not Darwin awards, that's *I put myself and everyone around me in mortal danger award*
@theperfectbotsteve4916
@theperfectbotsteve4916 Жыл бұрын
me seeing the flail axe
@knightjack
@knightjack Жыл бұрын
Lol, Brandon Herrera-Skallagrim Collab would be sick
@MattMurphyMusicTeacher
@MattMurphyMusicTeacher Жыл бұрын
Nice
@Poisonedblade
@Poisonedblade Жыл бұрын
If you're gonna screw around like this, wear some kind of armor. At least wear work boots. I was chopping wood for my mom with no protection and doing great. Then for some weird reason, I put on some shades to protect my eyes. The very next hit, a piece of wood flew off and hit my shades. I got lucky.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard Жыл бұрын
I think the foot axe might have been inspired by the design featured on Shadiversity's design in his video on weaponry for flying people. Those things weren't spring propelled though, they were just regular axes attached to feet so the flying person could theoretically swoop down and slash at people with the part of their body that would already be closest to the ground
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 Жыл бұрын
I have had the rare extreme pleasure to know a flail ax maker. He's everything you'd think he'd be 😃
@judgedrekk2981
@judgedrekk2981 Жыл бұрын
insane? with wild darting eyes and frayed hair like Einsteins and a spring in his step???
@thisdude9363
@thisdude9363 Жыл бұрын
Crippled?
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 Жыл бұрын
did you speak with the dead?
@metalismedicine5499
@metalismedicine5499 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss.
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 Жыл бұрын
😂
@compedsushi9030
@compedsushi9030 Жыл бұрын
Some people have no idea what danger is, everytime I use an axe or chainsaw or honestly just holding a gun or driving, at anytime someone can die so easily.
@le9374
@le9374 Жыл бұрын
Great video. Loved how you included al the sketchy things you’ve done with weapons 😂. You’ve got a good sense of humor
@ember3579
@ember3579 Жыл бұрын
One would think that FNAF has cured humanity of any fascination of putting spring-loaded machinery on the human body, but some have more vision in these matters than I do I guess.
@thisaccountisntreal107
@thisaccountisntreal107 Жыл бұрын
I think the guy who makes the weird multi headed axes and flexible axe is kind of cool but he's definitely going to hurt himself
@Jack_Woods
@Jack_Woods Жыл бұрын
I think there's got to be a way for the sharp side to be weighed and somehow give it enough inertia on a swing for it to always hit with the edge
@petersmythe6462
@petersmythe6462 Жыл бұрын
Only if you give it a wing on the back to stabilize it. Objects don't fly heavy side dust unless there is lift or drag applied.
@ArniesTech
@ArniesTech Жыл бұрын
1:32 judging by the vadtly different lighting, probably the entire day 😂😂😂
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 Жыл бұрын
I did a thing is one of the most insane channels in existence. It's like if Michael Reeves made something to be dangerous on purpose, instead of something with a function that happens to be dangerous. I love it. And Michael Reeves too.
@edspace.
@edspace. Жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, I did hear a story about a rocket propelled ax. That said it was something the guy who told me (who'd served in Iraq) was skeptical of. Supposedly an RPG-7 was found after an engagement or captured of an insurgent and someone tried to make thicket clearing quicker with it, by loading the RPG launcher with a felling ax and firing it out the RPG launcher at the thicket they were trying to clear. I wasn't sure if that's possible since I thought RPGs don't fire without the ignition charge in the warhead and so there'd be nothing to launch the felling ax with.
@laurencefraser
@laurencefraser Жыл бұрын
There are ways you could get something to that effect, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't just stick an axe in an RPG launcher, no. Modify the round so it's more of an RPA (rocket propelled axe)? Would take more work, among other things, but might produce something that did... well, perhaps not what one was Trying to do, but at least what one should Expect...
@edspace.
@edspace. Жыл бұрын
@@laurencefraser I certainly wouldn't want to try it, granted the people who supposedly did this were combat engineers so perhaps had a better idea how to make this work but sounds like a bad idea.
@rustyshackleford1062
@rustyshackleford1062 Жыл бұрын
Dude from the first vid literally admits how stupid he is in the description. He knew what he was doing, he did it because its entertaining, he whored his personal safety out so that people like yourself and in turn us would give him attention. This is ultimately the most rational explanation for this and various other similar internet phenomena that I've been able to come to.
@turtlesaredifferentfromtor6745
@turtlesaredifferentfromtor6745 Жыл бұрын
I like how after you end by talking about how you have no right to be lecturing on safety, the recommended video is "risking my hands to test the mordhau."
@DIREWOLFx75
@DIREWOLFx75 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm... Rocketpropelled axe-head... Sounds like a GREAT idea. ;)
@Rajamak
@Rajamak Жыл бұрын
The flail axe could keep a gang at bay if you spun it around your head but apart from that you’re gonna end up axing yourself somewhere unexpected. 🤣
@freshrot420
@freshrot420 6 ай бұрын
Not sure about the one we saw, but spinning a certain setup might be a way to align the head!
@renato2354
@renato2354 Жыл бұрын
Skall running towards something with a chainsaw needs to become a gif right now
@mikepette4422
@mikepette4422 Жыл бұрын
Oh god When the leg kicker contraption was shown I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Well thanks for improving my dour mood.
@ezrafaulk3076
@ezrafaulk3076 Жыл бұрын
Uh, *yeah* , the spring powering is a really *bad* idea; I actually have a similar concept that I was planning on making a player weapon option in my TTRPG system I'm writing, but the *big* difference is that it'd just be a specially shaped metal *cleat* that'd be either fitted over a *sturdy boot* , or if it *was* fitted to the bare feet, would go *around* the toes before tapering into a sharp edge a decent ways out *ahead* of the toes and heel, and would have a decently thick layer of *sponge* covered with a layer of cushiony fabric attached to the inside to cushion the impact to keep one from breaking their toes when they hit a target; hence my calling them *Cleat-axes* . There'd be absolutely *no* mechanical assistance so that they can't hit *any* harder than the wielder can throw a kick on their own, which reduces the likelihood of breaking any foot bones even *more* One of my two inspirations for the idea was the Grieve Edge weapon that CaS characters can wield in Soulcalibur III; I wanted to come up with a *realistically functional* version of that type of weapon because there's a number of kicking oriented martial arts that I honestly think a weapon like that would *really* work for!
@Mabari1Hound
@Mabari1Hound Жыл бұрын
There is always the famous villain favorite gadget weapon: the stilleto shoe, with a small switchblade coming out the top, bottom or outside of the shoe. Left side for left foot, right side for the right foot. Kicks would be either sweeping, to cut with the side blades, or heel/toe kicks to pierce with. A heel dropkick with a thick but short spike at point of impact could probably cause some decent damage, I wager. Do with this info, whatever you want...
@ezrafaulk3076
@ezrafaulk3076 Жыл бұрын
@@Mabari1Hound thanks.
@isn0t42
@isn0t42 Жыл бұрын
You're not gonna surprise a paramedic, brother.
@Franky_Sthein
@Franky_Sthein Жыл бұрын
Ahh, a new video from Skallagrim, a new day saved. Seriously you are one of the best youtubers to me, stay as you are and stay healthy.
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim Жыл бұрын
Thanks! :)
@TheCrnic
@TheCrnic Жыл бұрын
​@@Skallagrimrocket propelled axe, Mythbusters did it and split cars in half.
@bencheevers6693
@bencheevers6693 Жыл бұрын
You know there are a couple of gruesome injuries every year when some farmer decides to do a haunted hayride in the fall and gets their son/brother to chase the wagon with a chainsaw, just the regular tool that they use for regular work, doesn't seem odd to them as they're competant and familiar with it... and then they trip in the dark or even if it's light out they've got a hockey mask on and trip and the chainsaw, which sometimes is still throttled up, connects with something you hope to god it never does. Edit: That's what I thought of when you played the montage at the end and somebody ran at a dummy with a chainsaw
@Blargedy
@Blargedy Жыл бұрын
Spring powered chainsaw mounted to the pelvis
@danielbickford3458
@danielbickford3458 Жыл бұрын
I think I've ran across a pelvic chainsaw in a Harry Potter fanfic once. I'm pretty sure that this fanfic was designed to be worse than my immortal.
@andrewkelly6828
@andrewkelly6828 Жыл бұрын
Love IDAT. Just glad he bothered to wear shoes for the axe leg. Also, the second dude with the forearm axe also made a flail axe that seems to work quite a bit better than the first video with one.
@pedroalmeida2000
@pedroalmeida2000 Жыл бұрын
I mean, either it works or it fails, that 50/50 is better than most odds in life 😂
@leemcgann6470
@leemcgann6470 Жыл бұрын
Skall you have had some great “oh shit! I cant believe he did THAT!” Moments too
@fwiffo
@fwiffo Жыл бұрын
If you insist on making an axe flail, you can do a lot of things to reduce the alignment issue. Rotate the blade 90 degrees, then extend the edge around in a circle. Like the head of a disk mace. Or a flat planet Saturn. Actually makes me think that disk maces might be pretty underrated.
@GlassVault
@GlassVault Жыл бұрын
“If at first you don’t succeed at axeidentally maiming yourself”
@thefeatheredfrontiersman8135
@thefeatheredfrontiersman8135 Жыл бұрын
I remember when he simply built a homemade underwater spear gun to fishing with. I didn't know that he took on this kinky sadistic outlook on many other things.
@MyVanir
@MyVanir Жыл бұрын
masochistic*
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard Жыл бұрын
It would be sadistic if he was attacking other people with these implements, doing stuff that hurts yourself, or getting others to do stuff that hurts you is masochistic, as the other person pointed out
@pubcle
@pubcle Жыл бұрын
The flail axe remains one of the most "I hate my shins" thing I've seen. The cabin guy also almost certainly pre-cuts some of his wood. It's very obvious on some of his "axes" that in order to get through that it was chopped before the shoot.
@danielbickford3458
@danielbickford3458 Жыл бұрын
The axe boot thing is from I did a thing. He does weird stuff with everything. Even if he shouldn't.
@notyouraccount6038
@notyouraccount6038 Жыл бұрын
There is a simple solution to make the chain axe aline itself. Just add some fethers in the back side of the blade.
@thomasfplm
@thomasfplm Жыл бұрын
For the flail axe, maybe making a disc perpendicular to the chain (when you leave the chain hanging). (I'm not saying it would be safe, just that it would be more effective for edge alignment)
@peteranon8455
@peteranon8455 Жыл бұрын
I like the disk-ax-flail, but love the ax-morningstar-on-hinges!
@Seelenschmiede
@Seelenschmiede Жыл бұрын
So a disc-mace-flail?
@thomasfplm
@thomasfplm Жыл бұрын
@@Seelenschmiede, but sharper.
@josephphelps5213
@josephphelps5213 Жыл бұрын
I love your basics videos. That edge alignment talk is fun on a migraine day.
@anoninunen
@anoninunen Жыл бұрын
**ahem** 'rocket-powered obsidion sword-chucks'
@carlsjolund2379
@carlsjolund2379 Жыл бұрын
Always a good time seeing people taking the piss out of Aussies, cause you know they can take it. Also, am I the only one who thought the flail-axe in the thumbnail was Ididathings motorbike chain flail-axe that he created a while ago? Or was he inspired by this video to make said axe??? I don’t know how long ago it was made so... I mean that would be really funny if it was the case. Edit: okay so I just checked and the motorbike chain axe-flail was made earlier this month so I think there is a high-ish probability that he made it after getting inspired by the flail axe and motorbike chain flail examples from this video. And that’s a bleeding hilarious thought xD
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 Жыл бұрын
"fell from a step ladder" sounds a bit too much like the step sister in the washing machine
@HORRIOR1
@HORRIOR1 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how dangerous of an axe StyroPyro could create? Laser axe? Tesla coil axe? Self igniting axe?
@AburridoDeTodo
@AburridoDeTodo Жыл бұрын
If someone one day makes an automatic "gun" that shoots swords I can imagine skall doing the most wth and frick yeah face ever at the same time
@aedes947
@aedes947 Жыл бұрын
Depending on where you draw the line between a sword and a dagger, it's not that hard to make
@AlbertaGeek
@AlbertaGeek Жыл бұрын
@@aedes947 A couple KZbinrs and their knife-throwing guns: kzbin.info?search_query=knife+throwing+gun
@l0sts0ul89
@l0sts0ul89 Жыл бұрын
I think Jorge made something similar
@AlbertaGeek
@AlbertaGeek Жыл бұрын
@@l0sts0ul89 It wouldn't surprise me if he did. Dude is like a friendly and wholesome mad scientist.
@High_Tech_Priest
@High_Tech_Priest Жыл бұрын
With the first video I cannot fathom why they didn't think to at least wear leg protection. Even a pair of jeans would be enough. They are wearing SHORTS! Even after it nearly hits his shin he just continues on like nothing happened.
@MattsGreatHall
@MattsGreatHall Жыл бұрын
Axe-idents 😂
@Harbinger359
@Harbinger359 Жыл бұрын
Best thumbnail. Exactly how I felt watching these stunts...especially that last one.
@Patchesy
@Patchesy Жыл бұрын
Another Skallarizz video boys
@IodoDwarvenRanger
@IodoDwarvenRanger Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video! I have a friend at work who has been trying to persuade me to weld an axe to a chain and I keep saying it is a terrible idea for thousands of reasons, I just sent him the link ;)
@tamasf3465
@tamasf3465 Жыл бұрын
keep up the incredible infotainment that you sir create. i follow this channel hell knows since and i never felt like it's getting bored. so thank you Skall and stay awesome.
@СтепанЛарин-я3щ
@СтепанЛарин-я3щ 11 ай бұрын
Первобытные люди: придумали идеальный топор 100500 лет назад. Современные люди: - Да неее, обычный топор - это скучно...🤔
@Duckrabbit_Forging
@Duckrabbit_Forging Жыл бұрын
Have you seen the new zombie tools blade?
@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 Жыл бұрын
My mom: why men live less?
@uaputte
@uaputte Жыл бұрын
About Tod´s bike chain flail i think it was supose to be used when mounted so you dont hit the horse, but still have the effect on the target!
@jackhepburn4223
@jackhepburn4223 Жыл бұрын
Always funny hearing accent difference, great video
@PiiskaJesusFreak
@PiiskaJesusFreak Жыл бұрын
Speaking of fantasy axes, I would want to have a Dane axe with type L head with a small hammer head on the backside of the blade. I think that would be cool axe for a dwarf.
@MainCoreNightcoreAMV
@MainCoreNightcoreAMV Жыл бұрын
You're the only channel I watch on youtube that does this type of content, but sometimes youtube will just make u disappear from my recomendations. And even though it is bad that it happens, I'm glad that whenever a new video does appear to me, I have a lot of new videos to watch non stop.
@FerociousSniper
@FerociousSniper Жыл бұрын
Wait. Edgy metal head? Or edgy Metalhead?
@OverTheVoids
@OverTheVoids Жыл бұрын
^ This guy gets it!
@TryingToBuildStuff
@TryingToBuildStuff Жыл бұрын
Oh hey! That's me in the first vid! And to answer your question: it was at least 10-15 takes edited out 😅
@LazerBrain11
@LazerBrain11 Жыл бұрын
I tried to chop a wet log with a blunt axe many years ago. The butt of the axe split my forehead open on the rebound, still got the scar 35 years on. It did nothing to dissuade my fascination with sharp metal things but I learned a valuable lesson & instantly gained the respect you need when handling weapons & tools. Love your videos & love that you also watch 'I did a thing'.
@kaoskronostyche9939
@kaoskronostyche9939 Жыл бұрын
Good day today - a post from both Skal and Matt Easton. Great way to end another dismal week. Thank you. Cheers!
@Ethan-ob8nl
@Ethan-ob8nl Жыл бұрын
7:30 POV: the winged hussars arrive
@bvoyelr
@bvoyelr Жыл бұрын
5:22 - wasn't that a trap in one of the Saw movies? "Would you like to play a game? I've connected your leg to a spring loaded axe. If you don't find the key, the spring will trip, causing you to forcefully kick a wall, breaking myriad and sundry bones."
@ArkTrooper1994
@ArkTrooper1994 Жыл бұрын
I can't come up with anything new or witty, so... Enjoyed these fruits of madness you have shared with us, still like your humor, irony not too subtle not too much for my taste. 7/5 rating, much axes, such wow (insert o.a.f. Shiba meme)
@TheTartKnight
@TheTartKnight Жыл бұрын
Lindybeige: "I will not use this sword for comedy" Skall: 7:13
@booketoiles1600
@booketoiles1600 Жыл бұрын
Okay so funny axe in toes story time : My company was at a reenactement fest, one of our members went to chop some wood for the meal and her boyfriend interrupted her when he saw she was doing it wrong with her legs right in the path of a stray hit. His words were "Be careful honey, you're gonna hurt yourself !" (famous last words) He was a forester and knew how to cut wood so he took charge of the wood chopping. He was also a very manly man, as you might have guessed. Anyway we didn't even have time to go back to our drinks that we heard him say "Oh no I think I've cut my shoes." Turns out he didn't just cut his shoes but the axe went straight into his feet. Once we were sure he was fine I can assure you we never let him forget that, it was way too hilarious
@lostinadifferentworld2752
@lostinadifferentworld2752 Жыл бұрын
This anecdotal story that may or may not be true is all the evidence I need to say traditional gender norms are completely wrong. From here on out women should work construction and men should stay home and make dinner.
@jacobcox4565
@jacobcox4565 Жыл бұрын
The same guy who made the axe boot also made a functioning axe flail with a retractable motorcycle chain. It can switch from a regular axe to a flail axe and the motorcycle chain makes sure the axe head is always facing the right way.
@pirateswiggity5278
@pirateswiggity5278 Жыл бұрын
6:35 Oh no, you’re giving Colin Furze ideas.
@ilustradorel-javi5566
@ilustradorel-javi5566 Жыл бұрын
"Look at this crazy dude! Never imitate him but definetivelly watch his stuff"
@SirStrangefolk
@SirStrangefolk Жыл бұрын
It's not really an axe, but the backyardscientist's rocket knife comes pretty close to the rocket propelled axe idea.
@Volkaer
@Volkaer Жыл бұрын
Oooh this video is extremely inspiring! I have a bunch of ideas with axes I'm going to try now - thanks! :)
@stevenreckling203
@stevenreckling203 Жыл бұрын
I think a rocket axe would just be a big version of the rocket knife that backyard scientist did a while back.
@zoltan2728
@zoltan2728 Жыл бұрын
That last chainsaw part was hilarious! 😂😂😂😂
@mr.yungthug5166
@mr.yungthug5166 Жыл бұрын
This is just a normal reaction when you first encounter the I did a Thing’s KZbin channel.
@TheAlison1456
@TheAlison1456 Жыл бұрын
7:16 you are the correct guy to lecture people on safety
@ThePuppyhunter
@ThePuppyhunter Жыл бұрын
4 of the most dangerous words I’ve ever heard, ‘I have an Idea’. Which is sometimes preceded by another set of hazardous words which are ‘I’m bored’.
@juliustausch7377
@juliustausch7377 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, how my shins remember the regular axe glancing blows from almost two decades of wood chopping.
@shawnwolf5961
@shawnwolf5961 Жыл бұрын
@1:02 yeah, you know, as you do :'D
@Crangaso
@Crangaso Жыл бұрын
If he doesn't maim himself he's very very lucky
@mikepette4422
@mikepette4422 Жыл бұрын
MORE ! MORE DANGER ! Yes yes how quickly can I lose my foot ? Are you videoing this ? It might be great to see my toes laying next to the rest of my foot ! 😂😂
@BUZZKILLJRJR
@BUZZKILLJRJR Жыл бұрын
I was on a job site I used to do concrete foundations, and sometimes for a little while you'll put 2 ft verts into the footing for the uprights before you pour the wall area of the wall area of the foundation. We had finished and we're on our way to break and he stepped over one of the the vertical pieces of rebar it caught his pant leg and it went up his butt and punctured his bladder . So when you fall on things they can find a way up your butt. I seen it with my own two eyeballs.
@Oroberus
@Oroberus 9 ай бұрын
Tbh, those ideas which are in line with the "What could possibly go wrong?!"-vibes are the fucking funniest things possible, a lit of the time at least *g*
@StopChangingMyNameYoutube1
@StopChangingMyNameYoutube1 Жыл бұрын
That does raise an interesting point about a suit that enhances your physical abilities. Unless there is proper levels of shock absorption, you're gonna get ripped apart in something like an iron man suit.
@baraka629
@baraka629 Жыл бұрын
the sword ceiling fan was truly the highlight
@firefox5926
@firefox5926 Жыл бұрын
6:40 dont give him ideas next it will be a rocket powered axe boot
@blumoogle2901
@blumoogle2901 Жыл бұрын
Stick+metal bit, with the occasional flexible connection between the parts is a tried and true method for effective weapons. Making the metal pointy or sharp is even more efficient. Now I want a spreadsheet for weapons with number of sticks, number of metal bits, number of connections, length of sticks, length of pointy bits, width of pointy bits, orthogonality of connections between bits, strechyness of connections and straightness of sticks and metal bits as variables, add sharpness of metal bits and see what traditional and non-traditional weapons pop out.
@iangrau-fay3604
@iangrau-fay3604 Жыл бұрын
Where would we be without you finding these vids Skall?
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