Losing It Over Hilarious Edgy Wall Hanger Shenanigans

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Skallagrim

Skallagrim

2 жыл бұрын

I can't even even...
Didn't realize just how much of a meme goldmine Wish is for cheap, ridiculous edgelord gear and bizarre Engrish descriptions. So your "battle ready" Demon Slayer sword "can't blade", eh? Uh-huh. xD
How would you like 8 fiber-optic sights, a laser and a flashlight on your tacticool slingshot? Or a battery powered vibrating sword handle for your... adult toys? Or would you rather have finger breaking knuckle dusters without palm support?
These are the highlights from a recent stream where I was reacting to the most hilarious junk, spiced up with some funny editing. Too good not to share... and by "good" I mean so bad it's good.
09:25 Now there is a solution to the stick vs nunchaku question, ‪@shadiversity‬! ;)
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@schonnj
@schonnj 2 жыл бұрын
If Skall starts doing a "Cursed Sword Review" like the AK-guy does for guns, I'd be totally behind it.
@whyjnot420
@whyjnot420 2 жыл бұрын
I dont really know how many of those he could do before completely breaking.
@DramaKingMan0
@DramaKingMan0 2 жыл бұрын
Skall and Brandon review cursed bayonets
@velazquezarmouries
@velazquezarmouries 2 жыл бұрын
Or probably a Collab with brandon
@laa0fa502
@laa0fa502 2 жыл бұрын
@@velazquezarmouries no. They have opposite personalitys they would end up arguing like lindybeige whenever the chieftain comes around
@Likexner
@Likexner 2 жыл бұрын
Thats a great idea! Maybe even a sword meme review?
@Billy_Herrington1969
@Billy_Herrington1969 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, Kevin's not wrong.
@kassiog.6595
@kassiog.6595 2 жыл бұрын
My man is just saying it's fun to swing around like a toy
@dizzyprotos262
@dizzyprotos262 2 жыл бұрын
As long as he's using the right end
@duck653
@duck653 2 жыл бұрын
@@kassiog.6595 you don't like jokes..?
@jeremyjackson8862
@jeremyjackson8862 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin needs help
@drquack4213
@drquack4213 2 жыл бұрын
>Billy_Herrington1969 >Says that a sword handle and sheath would make a good dildo Of course he did
@laterreurrouge1917
@laterreurrouge1917 2 жыл бұрын
"battle-ready bedroom decoration" - that's pretty much how I'd describe myself.
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 2 жыл бұрын
You too?
@theonlybass8947
@theonlybass8947 2 жыл бұрын
from this comment i'm guessing you're either very confident in the bedroom or very insecure on the battlefield
@TomboyCEO
@TomboyCEO 2 жыл бұрын
That’s definitely a band name
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Viking hero that rescued Brunhilde for his friend, he put his sword in the middle of the bed so no fucks would be given until he could hand her over to his friend.
@raver377
@raver377 2 жыл бұрын
skall: "now im paranoid, is this also a dildo?" me: "well... if youre brave enough anything and everything is a dildo"
@duck653
@duck653 2 жыл бұрын
A great mindset to get infections
@aubreyackermann8432
@aubreyackermann8432 2 жыл бұрын
Paige no!🌵
@blizzardgaming7070
@blizzardgaming7070 2 жыл бұрын
@@aubreyackermann8432 *wips out chainsaw* Could be worse.
@korbetthein3072
@korbetthein3072 2 жыл бұрын
@@aubreyackermann8432 Cacti can be over a 100 feet tall.
@Herio7
@Herio7 2 жыл бұрын
and everyone is...
@thesexybatman263
@thesexybatman263 2 жыл бұрын
If there's something I've learned from Vargskelethor's Wish Dumpster Diving streams, is that no matter what term you search for, it wil always converge in to sex toys, and Skall learned that "sword" is no exception.
@erc3338
@erc3338 2 жыл бұрын
You mean Joel's? Or has Vinny done it too?
@thesexybatman263
@thesexybatman263 2 жыл бұрын
@@erc3338 does it matter? They're just one guy with multiple personality disorder anyways, but I'll edit the comment for the sake of clarity.
@user-ny4ww1fh4q
@user-ny4ww1fh4q 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, Uncle Jobel moment™
@velazquezarmouries
@velazquezarmouries 2 жыл бұрын
We need to contact Kevin to hear his side of the story
@planescaped
@planescaped 2 жыл бұрын
That's why I call my weapons "grown up toys" Adult toy has.... connotations... But then again, so does grown up toys.
@BigGayIncorporated
@BigGayIncorporated 2 жыл бұрын
@@planescaped yeah I was gonna say that sounds just as lewd lol
@ZergleJerk
@ZergleJerk 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin's story starts like: "So there I was. Minding my own business. Then suddenly...for no reason at all..."
@Belphegorite
@Belphegorite 2 жыл бұрын
@@planescaped I just call them sex toys. Then while everyone is trying to figure out how/why, I can go play with them in peace.
@thethan302
@thethan302 2 жыл бұрын
love it. the ribbed joke at the begining. then the discovery of the sex toy. brilliant editing. the small shade thrown at shad. also the second set of "knuckle dusters" looks like a cigar cutter. this whole video cracked me up.
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 2 жыл бұрын
www.clker.com/cliparts/f/4/d/7/1498563095285889324excellent-meme-raccoon.hi.png
@ivanmonahhov2314
@ivanmonahhov2314 2 жыл бұрын
Hey. First there is review "good adult toy" , then there is an item Battle ready no cutting edge bedroom decor.
@lyrigageforge3259
@lyrigageforge3259 2 жыл бұрын
@@Skallagrim I just wait to see that one movie of film clip where they build a real fight situation up on in how many possible ways these pretty toys of uselessness would and could fail in an actual fight. Just a house full of those, fight and people trying to crab one after another getting somehow just - lol - it would be hilarious comedy. And have the fighter consistently curse about what went wrong too.. just to make the point. But still it would be just outrageously funny, especially if every weapon was at first made look cool, but then it would just be a flop after another.
@ironfox1578
@ironfox1578 2 жыл бұрын
Shad: “What about dragons?” Skal: “CAN IT BLADE?”
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer 2 жыл бұрын
Oooh a " can it blade" series where skall tries out cheap mall ninja swords could be interesting.
@Dinoslay
@Dinoslay 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t Blade? Git Gud.
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm 8 ай бұрын
"Can it Blade?" sounds like something Rhett and Link would do.
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 11 күн бұрын
​@@ChaplainPhantasmWILL IT BLADE??? Then they try to cut some fuckin tatami with a cannoli or taquito or whatever
@goidogoi
@goidogoi 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody should get that metal nunchuck- stick as a gift for Shad's birthday. 😁
@ailediablo79
@ailediablo79 2 жыл бұрын
Lol That was the best one. At least some of those would still heart to be hit by and they can sharpened where they can cut. Also considering the price...it is fine. Plus most of them are anime stuff. They not that bad. Except the stuff at the end.
@Wright805
@Wright805 2 жыл бұрын
Ever read Marvel Comics "Moon Knight?" His main weapon is a nunchuk-stick.
@foisopracurtir6389
@foisopracurtir6389 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wright805 I dunno, it seems more on Daredevil's alley
@sw-gs
@sw-gs 2 жыл бұрын
Dildo sword handle would be more cruel :P
@phillipmargrave
@phillipmargrave 2 жыл бұрын
We could send him thousands of them lol
@justmutantjed
@justmutantjed 2 жыл бұрын
7:28 - A friend made a gaffe while trying to talk about actions taken during a D&D combat session one time. He started trying to say "shortbow" but changed gears and said "longbow" mid-word. That's right, the mighty "sh'longbow" was born that day.
@BeingFireRetardant
@BeingFireRetardant 2 жыл бұрын
Historically, the sh'longbow is a remarkably effective, non-lethal weapon. Although it has a relatively short range, it generally only takes one shot to soothe the savage beast. It works exceptionally well against angry She-bears, and if used correctly, can induce a state of almost comatose amnesia and relative submission, for short periods of time. More of a stunning effect weapon, really. It does take a long time to reload a relaxed sh'longbow, however, so shot placement is critical. One nice feature however is the concealed nature of the weapon, often much smaller and more compact in colder climates. Often times not the most durable of weapon types, but there when you need it. The sh'longbow is easily affected by alcohol or old age, unfortunately. Through the ages it has become a largely ceremonial weapon, used to create alliances, and establish kingdoms. And if correctly deployed, to this day it can bring about great victories and lasting peace. It is simply one of the most efficient weapons ever designed for close quarters combat...
@rhokesh4391
@rhokesh4391 2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh way harder than I probably should've. And now I want to introduce Sam Riegel to the word sh'longbow and see what he does with it 🤣🤣🤣
@BeingFireRetardant
@BeingFireRetardant 2 жыл бұрын
@@rhokesh4391 Well tell him the basic facts then, it's open source material... ____________ Across the board, the Ancient Sh'longbow has the following attributes: (+3) Sustained Thermal Effect (+15) Dexterity (+25) Charisma (+11) Force (+33) XP (+20) HP (+50) Heal Over Time (+20) Stamina (+300) Loyalty [only applies to Forged Alliances] (+11) Speedburst (+20) Paragon (+75) Allure (+15) Restoration (+25) Area Effect (+100) Stun (+11) Disarm (+11) Creativity (+33) Maneuverability Additionally, the sh'longbow, apart from its effect on the nervous system, also carries a mild sedative. Beyond that, much of its use is shrouded in mystery. It is believed by the Ancient One's to possess the seed of life. Regardless if one is prone to belief in old superstitions, or not, it is an undeniably powerful weapon in the hands of a skilled user. It is best known for its maneuverability during flanking attacks... Perhaps the single best attribute of the sh'longbow is that for all we know of this weapon's use, there will still be more to learn, each and every time we practice the ancient art. But like Ptolemy always said, "...it's all in how you draw that bow, yo!"
@rhokesh4391
@rhokesh4391 2 жыл бұрын
@@BeingFireRetardant 😂
@erikenqvist9081
@erikenqvist9081 2 жыл бұрын
If something is battle ready and bedroom decor, it's probably Klingon.
@TheAchilles26
@TheAchilles26 2 жыл бұрын
Or the battle axe Conan kept in his royal bedchamber for fighting assassins
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Kevin: Some people do mean the phrase "adult toy" literally. Something you wouldn't give to a child because it's either too dangerous or inappropriate, but that's actually really fun to mess around with. A lot of gun owners actually buy their guns as adult toys more so than for self-defense or hunting purposes (like good look defending yourself with a 50 cal rifle that you have to rest on something to even fire accurately). Or expensive sports cars are also a classic. And if the US of A weren't so horrendouly prude, they'd just call a sextoy a sextoy and it wouldn't be a cause of confusion.
@spiffygonzales5899
@spiffygonzales5899 2 жыл бұрын
"But our new adult toy. Twice the pumping action! Twice the splatter when it bursts! Allows you to get ready fo action in half the time ;)"
@eddys.3524
@eddys.3524 2 жыл бұрын
Well.... at least in the US of A they appear to get off on those guns. weird.....
@zacharyrollick6169
@zacharyrollick6169 2 жыл бұрын
@@eddys.3524 You bet I do.
@Dirtbag-Hyena
@Dirtbag-Hyena 2 жыл бұрын
Like, "adult game" doesn't have to be sexual, either.
@spiffygonzales5899
@spiffygonzales5899 2 жыл бұрын
@@eddys.3524 And what's wrong about getting off all over our guns? You have to use something to clean the barrel after all!
@whyjnot420
@whyjnot420 2 жыл бұрын
"This is what you get when people with no clue about weapons mess with them" Personally I don't see this as a big problem, as it is largely a self correcting one.
@ampeyro
@ampeyro 2 жыл бұрын
Tell that to to overworked nurses and doctors...
@BeingFireRetardant
@BeingFireRetardant 2 жыл бұрын
Well, yes... but also yes.
@rhokesh4391
@rhokesh4391 2 жыл бұрын
Stupidity punishes itself.
@toastedjawa3620
@toastedjawa3620 2 жыл бұрын
@@ampeyro just part of being in the workforce right now, people will never not be completely fucking stupid it's just something medical professionals will have to deal with until people start getting back off their asses and going to work.
@the_neon_dog
@the_neon_dog 2 жыл бұрын
*MORE.OF.THIS* Sometimes your streams are too much of a commitment to watch through, so having a nice highlight reel is very much appreciated. Oh, and again. *Can It Blade?* should be the name of your reviews.
@totalcomputerdependency
@totalcomputerdependency 2 жыл бұрын
He should review SCP-572
@Spin818
@Spin818 2 жыл бұрын
But then we get video titles like this: Can it blade? Gambling battle ready 25centimeter decor non sharp.
@planescaped
@planescaped 2 жыл бұрын
@@Spin818 '(gone sexy gone wrong) You won't believe how this ends! I just lost HOW MUCH $$$$!?' The eye cancer one gets when accidentally clicking on explore/trending is scarring...
@Spin818
@Spin818 2 жыл бұрын
@@planescaped truer truths have never been spoken
@chrisholloway4724
@chrisholloway4724 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a worthwhile question.
@MegaKnight2012
@MegaKnight2012 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you torture yourself like this, Skall?! Oh, right. For our enjoyment
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. 'Tis a noble sacrifice. xD
@MegaKnight2012
@MegaKnight2012 2 жыл бұрын
@@Skallagrim Tis much appreciated
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 2 жыл бұрын
The rightful quest for strange wallhangers indeed.
@reptiloidmitglied2930
@reptiloidmitglied2930 2 жыл бұрын
Just going nuts over something stupid can be really healthy sometimes. And it's even then funny if you are the rambler 😄
@jaega4247
@jaega4247 2 жыл бұрын
"Everything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough!" - to quote Nux Taku, among others.
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 2 жыл бұрын
Some things can only be used once tho
@xzenitramx666
@xzenitramx666 2 жыл бұрын
@@eazy8579 a woman explode after using a explosive is a dildo in russia back in the 90s
@Gojiro7
@Gojiro7 2 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling Skallagrim sometimes wakes up in a cold sweat having had a nightmare where someone breaks into his home and murders him with shame and stabbing using an embarrassingly garish wall hanger sword-like object XD
@nerfherder4284
@nerfherder4284 2 жыл бұрын
You had me at: Skall loses it... Ha ha, you were spot on about that dragon dagger. I've made stuff from scrap silver or steel EXACTLY how you described, and that dagger looked just like that! 😂
@2dumd2live
@2dumd2live 2 жыл бұрын
Battle-ready bedroom decoration sounds like a good description of chain mail bikini's.
@connorhamilton5707
@connorhamilton5707 2 жыл бұрын
You've gotta wear your B.R.A.! Battle Ready Armor is super important!
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv 8 ай бұрын
Naisu, think I might get myself a set or three now so I'm always battle ready. I never lose.
@talkerteo6628
@talkerteo6628 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin doesn't have a lot of self awareness. :D
@RainMakeR_Workshop
@RainMakeR_Workshop 2 жыл бұрын
10:05 as a weapons enthusiast and HEMA practitioner. That... "thing", is beyond horrendous... That said... As a 40k fan, I LOVE it as a Space Marine weapon decoration. Especially if the axe blades were removed, it would be a fantastic Chaplain's Crozius Arcanum.
@fistsofsnake5475
@fistsofsnake5475 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know i could put it on wall as decoration for 80's early 90's fantasy book cover vibes it give
@aubreyackermann8432
@aubreyackermann8432 2 жыл бұрын
Viking axe is probably the watermark for whoever actually made that sword
@llamaeatataco
@llamaeatataco 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I were more highbrow, but Skall losing his mind at absurd crap will always be my favorite.
@thebbqbandito2868
@thebbqbandito2868 2 жыл бұрын
Knife weapons, Can’t blade! That cracked me up🤣🤣
@panose6542
@panose6542 2 жыл бұрын
sounds like the "Really fun adult toy" thing was one of those sounds better in your head moments for kevin
@Sk0lzky
@Sk0lzky 2 жыл бұрын
Deer Lord ;_; That 1:40 tsuba doesn't even look like garbage cast metal, it looks like cheap metallic paint on plastic
@DoremiFasolatido1979
@DoremiFasolatido1979 2 жыл бұрын
In some cases, it wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so gaudy. But I'm perfectly fine with explicitly and exclusively decorative weapons. It's just like keeping any other piece of art in your house. But, yeah, when they're that ridiculous, the whole notion kinda goes out the window. But they can still be pretty wild and obviously not usable, but still be visually appealing display pieces. . It's also just like...well...EVERY sci-fi ship there has ever been. Many are great art pieces as sculptures...but they are, without exception, godawful ships. But, I still don't fault anyone for owning the little models and what not...because some of them are visually very appealing.
@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight
@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight 2 жыл бұрын
Tangent: That actually raises a good question about historically gaudy aesthetics. I’ve seen museum pieces of royally owned armors and swords that were often gilded or overly elaborately decorated… yet were supposedly used in practical situations like on the battlefield or defending oneself during travelling. I would’ve actually assumed all of those gaudy artifacts were “ceremonial”, but I was surprised by how bougie noblemen were about their stuff for battlefield use. I would greatly appreciate a video that covers the line between what was considered actually-ceremonial versus gaudy-but-practical.
@swedneck
@swedneck 2 жыл бұрын
At least personally i at least want them to be vaguely accurate, being able to take the sword down from the wall and swing it around a bit is much more fun than something that'll just snap in two if you move it too fast.
@BigGayIncorporated
@BigGayIncorporated 2 жыл бұрын
@@swedneck This!
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 2 жыл бұрын
Can shipsdouble as adjlt toys too 😉
@toastedjawa3620
@toastedjawa3620 2 жыл бұрын
I'd hardly call the Galactica or UNSC ships art pieces or non-functional. My guy, you need to check out Spacedock here on YT if you haven't already lmao
@starfirebird3099
@starfirebird3099 2 жыл бұрын
Those multicolor swords (second listing) are indeed entirely flat through the handle, with just cord wrapping. I have a $20 one just to open boxes for fun
@felironmaden1429
@felironmaden1429 2 жыл бұрын
"Battle Ready"- Dude its bedroom decor, the battle it's ready for is clearly a pillow fight!
@blackwoodsecurity531
@blackwoodsecurity531 2 жыл бұрын
Body pillows maybe
@AnotherDuck
@AnotherDuck 2 жыл бұрын
Night battle.
@Holgast
@Holgast 2 жыл бұрын
'Battle ready' 'adult toy' ;)
@Ake-TL
@Ake-TL 2 жыл бұрын
Battle ready bedroom decor sounds like something Kevin would like
@half-duckprince3995
@half-duckprince3995 2 жыл бұрын
From now on, in every review you're gonna need to answer this question: "can it blade?"
@samarkand1585
@samarkand1585 2 жыл бұрын
I'll make sure of it
@user-xe1nr6wq5b
@user-xe1nr6wq5b 2 жыл бұрын
3:48 "When happiness is destroyed, it always smells of blood". Am I stupid or is this the opening quote in the demon slayer anime.
@gmann215
@gmann215 2 жыл бұрын
Those were demon slayer sword-like letter openers, I think
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 2 жыл бұрын
Explain the coloured swords that otherwise qre realistic.
@taylor_green_9
@taylor_green_9 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I was 90% sure, and now that you say it, it totally is
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv 8 ай бұрын
The description is more or less Demon Slayer but the names are slightly different and it's ghost hunting now.
@johnevans347
@johnevans347 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah man. That never occured to me. Every sword should really have a built-in bottle opener. Just like the Galil rifle.👍
@yowza234
@yowza234 2 жыл бұрын
I am in tears Also i can totally imagine Shad in the background: "Hang on, lemme unscrew my nunchucks"
@entropy11
@entropy11 2 жыл бұрын
1:00 sometimes a ninja needs to open a bottle.
@williamhiegel2756
@williamhiegel2756 2 жыл бұрын
The Viking "axe" looks good, but looks like they took photos off the internet and they aren't even selling that sword
@ThunderLord1
@ThunderLord1 2 жыл бұрын
That was a fun tumble down a weird rabbit hole xD Also, someone should ask Joerg Sprave to test this tacticool slingshot, he'll hate it xD
@SchwererGustavThe800mm
@SchwererGustavThe800mm 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone: * Pointing and laughing * Skall: * Edging his Aneurism *
@Oldtanktapper
@Oldtanktapper 2 жыл бұрын
That was…. interesting…. May I humbly recommend an episode where Skall reviews actual ‘adult toys’ as weapons. I feel the possibilities are endless.
@silverjohn6037
@silverjohn6037 2 жыл бұрын
In fairness, the claymore mine you mentioned does have the curved edges arcing back to wards the safer side (still don't want to be close to that explosion) so you get a better spread from the shrapnel;).
@redscale3709
@redscale3709 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Skallagrim needs to make more of these.
@TheMoistestNugget
@TheMoistestNugget 2 жыл бұрын
the serations aren’t even square. 0/10 for lack of commitment
@fettmaneiii4439
@fettmaneiii4439 2 жыл бұрын
I hate it when I can't blade with my knife weapons! It's such a drag.
@huntcookgame2857
@huntcookgame2857 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: ...If you are brave enough!!!
@eric9822
@eric9822 2 жыл бұрын
This is some of my favorite content of yours. Thanks for doing this. As a former 16yo, it's partly an intense cringe at the items you're showing, but also a reflection that a past version of me would have been really excited to see that on sale at the mall. :)
@ironwill2496
@ironwill2496 2 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that battle ready bedroom decor sounds like it could be awesome... If done right and not purchased on Wish
@ColonelMustache
@ColonelMustache 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, my uncle gave me a katana when he moved away. I had no concept of weapon design or anything, I was just losing my shit because my uncle gave me a fucking sword. In retrospect, it was the most wall-hanging sword I've ever seen. I have no idea how sharp the blade was, but the handle was made out of, like...ceramic? Some ultra-hard material I imagine would destroy your hand (and itself) on impact. More importantly, the handle was sculpted and painted to look like a dragon. This did admittedly look pretty cool (if tacky), but it had a spine of scales that SPIRALED around the grip, ensuring that there was NO comfortable way to hold it at all. It was the least ergonomic thing I've ever seen. I hope I still have it back at my parents' place.
@kevinizatt4358
@kevinizatt4358 2 жыл бұрын
Skal: "What is wrong with Kevin?" As a Kevin just let me say in response...How much time you got?
@basdejong1598
@basdejong1598 2 жыл бұрын
That sword @ 5:15 doesn't even closely resemble the Old Scandinavian (actually Frankish) swords. Even less so for an axe... It's so weird how these kind of webshops describe items such as knife sharp blade weapon wall-decoration sword edged weapon unsharpened wooden handle wall hanger knife katana blade axe handle hammer battle ready daggers.
@artsy_dragon_creations
@artsy_dragon_creations 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t blame you Skal. I’ve seen so many ridiculous things on Wish that I frequently go on there just to see crazy shit for entertainment 😂
@evergreen6638
@evergreen6638 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my kevin.
@tsmithkc
@tsmithkc 2 жыл бұрын
Skall has the best rants. Love it!
@M.M.83-U
@M.M.83-U 2 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold, the new: "The weirdest knives" serie.
@okamichamploo
@okamichamploo 2 жыл бұрын
1:52 she’s holding it from the wrong side of the Tsuba. Her hand is actually gripping the base of the blade. NOT the handle
@chpunisher2005
@chpunisher2005 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit. I thought that I was the only one who noticed this.
@TheAchilles26
@TheAchilles26 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was in the scabbard and she was gripping the scabbard
@arx3516
@arx3516 5 ай бұрын
"Battle ready- bedroom decor" It think the sword is made for another kind of "battle" in the bedroom!
@iapetusmccool
@iapetusmccool 2 жыл бұрын
That Vikingaxe Viking Sword Damascus Bushido Katana was appropriately enough "full tag" as well. Also, apparently it could "break anything".
@misterkami2
@misterkami2 2 жыл бұрын
When happiness is destroyed, it always smells of blood... this video is comedic gold, Skall
@BigGayIncorporated
@BigGayIncorporated 2 жыл бұрын
I love this lmao. Also, that first slingshot with the laser sight and everything, Pewds bought that for his last video and successfully did some light self-CBT with it so I'd say it seems like a quality product. 10/10
@williamhiegel2756
@williamhiegel2756 2 жыл бұрын
I was given like 30 of those slingshot chickens for Christmas and I had a little too much fun...
@tektrixter
@tektrixter 2 жыл бұрын
How many did the ER doctor need to remove from your cavities?
@andrewsmith1520
@andrewsmith1520 2 жыл бұрын
That could have been an hour long and it still would have ended too soon... Feel free to keep these videos going!
@theultimatefreak666
@theultimatefreak666 2 жыл бұрын
TIL that skal wasn't aware of the saying "everything is a dildo if you're brave enough" don't ask if it's a dildo, the answer is always yes
@TheRexisFern
@TheRexisFern 2 жыл бұрын
I used to read reviews to my coworkers like this. Sometimes they would take my phone out of my hand in disbelief and just stare dumbfounded for minutes.
@russellzauner
@russellzauner 2 жыл бұрын
"Adult Toy" Oh, I'm sure it will go right through a toddler too
@ParaSpite
@ParaSpite 2 жыл бұрын
7:11 HAHAHAHAHAH IT'S A PORK SWORD 9:30 Wow! They found a way to make nunchucks actually useful in a fight! Show off with the chucks, then turn them into a stick when the fights starts!
@philurbaniak1811
@philurbaniak1811 2 жыл бұрын
Holy moly tacticool sex toys that's a new one on me! 😆
@jessicaslater4243
@jessicaslater4243 2 жыл бұрын
"Adult toy?" I mean...knives aren't for children!
@motv1nd193
@motv1nd193 2 жыл бұрын
your children must be weak so i wish good health upon them.. mine gets a greatsword at birth! let's not talk about the results tho
@corinthworster6421
@corinthworster6421 2 жыл бұрын
This video is great! I love the editing and content!
@Embrachu
@Embrachu 2 жыл бұрын
I tell you...I've seen very many of your videos, but this is absolutely the most hilarious. Brought tears to my eyes, lol. 🤣
@BattleFroad
@BattleFroad 2 жыл бұрын
Please make "Blade" a verb when talking about swords.
@kirill1052
@kirill1052 2 жыл бұрын
Everything is a verb, if you're brave enough
@nikmenn2751
@nikmenn2751 Жыл бұрын
But it's a verb already, as well as edge and hand.
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 2 жыл бұрын
7:44 Skal, don't you know? ANYTHING is a dildo - if one is brave enough!
@lodunost
@lodunost 2 жыл бұрын
7:37 you have to order that bronze handle and a lock-on part to prank your significant other with. It will be hilarious.
@nathandavis435
@nathandavis435 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you know how to use a sword?" "It's simple. Pointy end goes in the other man."
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 2 жыл бұрын
Not the pummel?!
@tektrixter
@tektrixter 2 жыл бұрын
"stick them with the pointy end"
@godwintalking4724
@godwintalking4724 2 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail though why is he holding the brass knuckles backwards
@planescaped
@planescaped 2 жыл бұрын
Timothy from accounting, get over here and pose for a photo. Gawsh gaiz I dunno 'bout this, I don't have my glasssses!
@BlackHeart1216
@BlackHeart1216 2 жыл бұрын
its always a kevin
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 2 жыл бұрын
I once knew a Kevin. He’d do something like that.
@arcaixsaberhand
@arcaixsaberhand 2 жыл бұрын
A video like this once or every two weeks would be nice. That nunchuck would both trigger and please Shad for sure! 😂😂😂
@AmanaraDev
@AmanaraDev 2 жыл бұрын
This video was legit funny lmao 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nice work Skal!!
@marctaco2624
@marctaco2624 2 жыл бұрын
The English language; The greatest test of judging a product's quality.
@user-dt4sr8yl2r
@user-dt4sr8yl2r 2 жыл бұрын
dont kinkshame kevin, as long as hes in a safe and consensual situation, im sure knifeplay isnt all that bad... 👀👀👀👀
@coyoteseattle
@coyoteseattle 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed, I'm sure that he and his partner have a knife time.
@kethtemplar8989
@kethtemplar8989 2 жыл бұрын
*Wheezing* I needed this mate! Stress of my shitty day=gone
@Alex_34251
@Alex_34251 2 жыл бұрын
I wish yt recomend me this more often cus sometimes i forget yo check, hilarious vid man
@Zalithiel
@Zalithiel 2 жыл бұрын
Is Kevin ok?
@alexeytsybyshev9459
@alexeytsybyshev9459 2 жыл бұрын
When they hold the knuckle dusters "upside down", it's like if they held a longsword by its blade and struck the enemy with the hilt and pommel! How stupid can they be?!
@BigGayIncorporated
@BigGayIncorporated 2 жыл бұрын
what is "half swording"
@aprilbennett4161
@aprilbennett4161 2 жыл бұрын
Except "half-swording" is too valid a tactic against plate armor to deserve that comparison. Assuming that wasn't bait.
@SUB0SCORION
@SUB0SCORION 2 жыл бұрын
I really liked the editing style of this video! It felt fresh and new and hilarious
@themittonmethod1243
@themittonmethod1243 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Skall, for letting your eyes bleed viewing this entertainment so we don't have to! Cheers from Vancouver!
@ROYal_Brewery
@ROYal_Brewery 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the "battle ready" katana's are just cheap copies of the swords from the Demon Slayer anime. Fella even uses the name but decides to change it all to ghosts in the description??? Huh?????
@bjam89
@bjam89 2 жыл бұрын
i guess that could be some kind of translation software thing going eh close enough
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 2 жыл бұрын
Thats sad , i mean they are more line vampires, but ghosts are not demons.
@js-cm9si
@js-cm9si 2 жыл бұрын
This was quite funny to watch. Nice job.
@companylovesmisery1463
@companylovesmisery1463 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed through this whole video. I think my favorite part was just seeing how you're trying to understand why someone would hold knuckledusters backwards, even for just a picture. What you mentioned earlier in the video is the same with a lot of things nowadays... where you're just wondering how people get to that mindset, what kind of brain can even conceptualize that.
@Chiaros
@Chiaros 15 күн бұрын
Points at a rib cage, "This is definitely ribbed"... I mean... yeah? Well done, Skall
@duck653
@duck653 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin has started a revolution.
@robinthrush9672
@robinthrush9672 2 жыл бұрын
I so want to watch this right now, but I'm at work and will be distracted with all the mall ninja stuff.
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 2 жыл бұрын
It'll be nice to relax to after work though. ;)
@robinthrush9672
@robinthrush9672 2 жыл бұрын
@@Skallagrim It was worth the wait. Love this kind of content between cutting vids.
@luca.alonso
@luca.alonso 2 жыл бұрын
Battle ready bedroom decor should be a subsection at IKEA.
@gooddaytunes4295
@gooddaytunes4295 2 жыл бұрын
More vids like this please. Deffo entertaining. Man's earned his like.
@ndeathel
@ndeathel 2 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh real hard with this video well played sir!
@floyddango
@floyddango 2 жыл бұрын
This video is so hilarious. Hadnt had such a good laugh in days of being bedridden. Cheers
@countryboi.
@countryboi. 2 жыл бұрын
“Where da bling at bro?” Skall quotes 2022
@bluecapgun785
@bluecapgun785 2 жыл бұрын
Loving the classic meme edits
@manuelschurig2266
@manuelschurig2266 2 жыл бұрын
ah that stream was amazing, had me almost dying from laughter
@taylor_green_9
@taylor_green_9 2 жыл бұрын
The "when happiness is destroyed, it always smells of blood" thing makes sense in context. Those are Demon Slayer sword replicas; Tanjiro, the main character, has an acute sense of smell, and blood is a whole theme with demons (they feed on blood, use blood magic, etc.) That exact line is said at least once in the show
@brentkeller3826
@brentkeller3826 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you can see the exact moment Skall got broken by what he was seeing. Sorry about that, Skall.
@vicrattlehead8665
@vicrattlehead8665 9 ай бұрын
The battle ready, no cutting, bedroom decor letter opener had me cackling like a hyena
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