"Why does everyone love Zweihander"

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[@Anyposs]

“It was too big to be called a sword…” so we call it zweihander.

[@jonass.4151]

The word is taken from german which translated basically means two handed

[@javieracevedo2362]

​@@jonass.4151 You're killing the amazing reference rn bud 😅

[@AmitKumar-yt4yz]

"It was like a big slab of iron"

[@barmacidic2257]

@@javieracevedo2362 wrong weapon for the reference though. The greatsword is the reference, not the zweihander

[@javieracevedo2362]

@@barmacidic2257 wrong again.. that reference goes to the sword that the black swordsman, Guts uses, the dragon slayer

[@chrismashek1844]

Every time I play a souls game I’m like “no zwei this time” and without fail I immediately fall back in love with it

[@leoncoben6983]

I'm the opposite, every souls game I start up, I'm immediately asking, "Where is Zwei?" Imagine my joy when I got a drop from those spiders in DS2 and got to dual wield two of them at once. I want that again.

[@IntertwiningRoses]

This is why I like DS3 and Elden Ring more than the others. They gave me a reason not to just build a pure meatman

[@giovanni0654]

Chaos infused?

[@docholiday4129]

It’s like Stealth Archer in skyrim. Your brain naturally gravitates to the best option. Even id that’s not what you intended to do

[@tore650]

​@@docholiday4129I came here to write the exact same thing xD

[@PattyPieCry]

"God, that range is beautiful". Black Knight Halberd: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@BlueMagicONISUPERNOVA]

Haha first time I got BK halberd was from the fucker in the tomb and that weapon felt incredibly good all around.

[@PattyPieCry]

@@BlueMagicONISUPERNOVA Yep, he and the one in Dark Root Garden.

[@urticantspoon9960]

Let’s just say there’s a fricken reason every speedrunner resets when they don’t get the black knight halberd to drop from the knight in the garden. Best weapon in the fricken game.

[@PattyPieCry]

@@urticantspoon9960 Not only it has monstrous range but for a great weapon it’s surprisingly light on the moves. Compared to BKGS and BKGA it’s really fast.

[@lohnjanders]

Black knight halberd and full armor was my go-to for every run for a long time

[@AstroGranie123]

Dodging was invented in 1800 Ppl before 1800:

[@RepublicofODLUM]

What? Everyone knows Miyazaki invented dodging, what're you on about.

[@emeraldlipz1218]

I believvveeeee hes implying that dodging, was no where to be found in this video. Even from the invader 😂

[@Onewingedangle42]

@@emeraldlipz1218no he’s definitely saying that the alternative to dodging is having the zweewee sword

[@elikyiael8740]

fun fact : boxers in ancient times didn't have weight classes, nor did they have real techniques like dodging or weaving out of the way it was until what would be considered a middle weight fighter dodge (and became somewhat a champion in his sport) that it was adopted by other boxers you can verify this on google (boxer+dodge+history) (my apolodgies if it's a false memory of mine

[@freshrot420]

@@Onewingedangle42 Don't needa dodge a corpse, most of the time.

[@blakepuntervold3165]

The zweihander has probably saved more lives than any other weapon in DS1, I remember I kept it as my backup for anything that gave me a really hard time

[@uzzionpathak2637]

I'd argue Black Knight Halberd is more reliable, Zwei carries it's weight after getting above +10, more so because you can get the BKH to 3+ while still in Parish. Plus starting as a thief really let's you get just enough stats to two hand it before the Gargs, which is enough to two shot the Gargs. Not to mention the extra damage against demons really helps obliterates Queelag too. Late game it is outshined by a vast majority of weapons in terms of raw damage but it's low weight and fast attack allows you to drop some armor and keep fastrolling. I've completed the game without armor in 1 hr 10 mins glitchless and BKH was the secret, do try it out sometime.

[@rsBadro]

BKH drop chance is low, everyone know its op

[@Mochichu22]

I always go with the Great Sycthe since i go with the High bleed and Critical hit build🙂scythe,ghost blade,theif dagger,whips etc

[@RowdyClouds]

Did you just say as backup? Time to fire up the bass cannon

[@Val3nt1n0]

Claymore solos

[@Mas0n0saM]

“Why does everyone love Zweihander?” I mean, who doesn’t love making pancakes?

[@mmeiruplays]

Exactly! 😂

[@cedriccollon1985]

i prefer to cook pancake with a zweihander

[@vicentiupredescu7205]

​@@cedriccollon1985Chad.

[@RaymundoMariona]

I love it😂😂😂

[@codiserville593]

Ah haha

[@leepicbaconman1553]

I could never kill that one merchant. I love his voice too much 😂

[@ItsNachoNate]

plus theres like no point unless u want the waka

[@RobertPayne556]

Pac-Attack

[@a2k113]

His laugh is out of the box 😂

[@SuperFuzzyDunlop]

He has the same voice as my running coach

[@lokomaniatiklmo2862]

I don’t like kill merchants but that merchant give me uchigatana

[@craigmeister1241]

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

[@CelticGuardian_]

POWER UP THE BASS CANNON

[@OIP_1]

16 FUCKIN STRENGTH

[@paint4r]

WHAT RINGS YOU GOT BITCH?

[@LyraLyraPantsOnFyra]

For too long mankind has ignored the signs. Existence is reserved for those who pass the test If you succeed an elevated existence awaits. Initiate phase one. Power up the bass cannon.

[@kadian299]

GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS

[@JP-tq4qd]

I love how the Cursed Undead held the Zweihander over his shoulder and said "It's Zwiehanding time"

[@Aetherian1]

*chosen

[@jjs5072]

and then they zweihanded all over the place

[@grimkxdo]

Gwyn : “I fear no man , god , or dragon … but the Zweihander in the hands of a Giant Dad “

[@Tory-JJ]

black flame.. black flame...

[@grimkxdo]

@@Tory-JJ true Gwyn gotta be racist how much he hates the dark

[@epiclord7039]

Bass cannon*

[@domenichughes7792]

​@@Tory-JJthat means ng+ bicthes

[@lionhunter1296]

Ich liebe den Zweihänder einfach. A great weapon that I hold close to my heart

[@VenomiusZombie]

Ich hab einen gebaut

[@el_gato8109]

Is funny giant dad sword

[@DeyanWell]

@@VenomiusZombie 😂

[@kindlestix8079]

Ja, naturlich

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

​@@kindlestix8079 *natürlich/natuerlich

[@Mythowars]

Still in my opinion the best and most fun weapon they’ve ever made. Watching this clip makes me wanna redownload remaster and play

[@sackuchiha1941]

U say "oh that range is beautiful" while hitting the zombie when your close enough to kiss it😂

[@SunlightCovenant]

zombie? Hollow.

[@FirstnameLastname-le9hq]

​@@SunlightCovenantHollow? Undead. Zombie works

[@darkcrazyfox]

​@@SunlightCovenantwho cares

[@PseudoNym13]

My guiding moonlight, at my side all along

[@procow2274]

the sword of a hero 🥄🐎

[@jacobmetz3267]

The way you mocked "I'll teach you!" had me laughing!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@nunchuksteev9811]

"that range is beautiful". Proceeds to get as close as possible.

[@Terron29]

I always go claymore, prefer how it looks and prefer its moveset 🙂

[@yungruuku]

Don’t you mean the Baemore 😏 My first run in every souls game is with the claymore or the uchi and then the second is with the other one Unless it’s bloodborne… that’s it’s saw spear for life until the saif

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

It also helps that it reminds me of one of my favorite manga series: Claymore.

[@KampfspieleTV]

Love the Clay too but it lacks a heavy thrusting attack in DS1 sadly...

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

no thrust and it's nowhere near as l0ng just wish that elden ring didnt spit on em. greatswords/ugs swing too slow for their dmg/poise dmg beyond ds1

[@cheeks_of_the_boreal_valley]

​@@AdamOwenBrowningi mean colossal weapons have been buffed in elden ring, they feel pretty nice now

[@AlasdairGR]

On my first playthrough, I accidentally dealt too much damage to that merchant before I realized he was friendly and not just another Hollow. 😭 I just saw him right after coming through the doorway and murder-hobo'd him.

[@jjs5072]

It happens to the best of us.

[@calciferblack2409]

She sounds like Charlie when she says "God, that range is beautiful."

[@Obozo_Gaming]

“Why does everyone love Zweihander?” it's simple. Monkey brain likes sticks. Zweihander is giant metal stick. What's not to like?

[@dravenvaramai6377]

Zwei is nice but for some reason I always go Claymore. I know I'm not alone there.

[@Falconhawk3784]

Claymore is less slow to me (not that its a fast sword at all), Zwei feels like I have to wait 10 minutes before my swing finishes, idk it was never my thing.

[@duncanedgin9433]

I love the claymore. So much that I have a hard time playing with other weapons or using faith/int builds

[@blueninjanoname7338]

I went with claymore too, it's because I like to use a shield and using the Z one handed requires higher STR stat.

[@berzeck0]

I always go zwei and claymore together with a strenght build. Zwei for bonking and claymore for the backstabs and parry

[@ethanjayasooriya4073]

I relate its to slow

[@1010_Hi]

Zweihänder literally translates to "Two hander". I can't possibly understand where they got that name from.

[@RowdyClouds]

From ye ol Deutschland

[@2011multisam]

Every playthrough the toughest thing in the whole game is stopping myself from just grabbing the Zweihander again

[@irineunemeu7806]

Pov: you passed the controller to your gf And she kill every single npc in fire link

[@Gameplayernumber1]

My though exactly haha

[@The_Vanni]

We actually failed the try not to be mysoginystic challenge on a perfectly fine and peaceful video LMFAO

[@malachiminiard1624]

​@@The_Vanni lol cry more big words

[@The_Vanni]

@@malachiminiard1624 damn, sorry if I expect people to be above 3rd grade reading compreehension. Or is "expect" too compwicwated for you?

[@nastynamed1892]

​@@The_VanniTo be fair its a joke

[@ivercingetorix1367]

"Well... What is it?"

[@BitterBoston]

There is a certain look Parky gets in her eyes when she's brutally slaying things and I think we should be concerned.

[@mikehunt6649]

Everyone loves the Zweihander. . Till they discover Black Knight Halberd 😂

[@hyx6194]

Meh i still love zweihander

[@saicharanv253]

​@@hyx6194bruh bkh is just better , basically speed and strength in one weapon

[@whydidimakeastupidhandle]

Nope Zweihander is still my favorite

[@doomtrooper3184]

​@@saicharanv253 And the Gargoyle's halberd is almost the same but lighter. Although drop chance is a little bit notable issue 💀

[@BigB90]

​@doomtrooper3184 Zweihander can be found right away, and uses basic materials to upgrade. Plus, since it scales off both Str and Dex in its standard form, it remains viable to have pyromancy as a side option.

[@Veh28]

"Yulia! Yu-" *Gets absolutely obliterated*

[@jumpierwolf]

It's the pancake maker.

[@sikionhu1]

POV : you are 1 step closer becoming giant dad

[@NIKEONXX]

The Pancakes maker, a massive two handed sword, that's my shit

[@lethal_trap2]

Lol, poor shop keeper. So many great deals gone.

[@sznimi]

Are ya talking about the BASS CANON?

[@procrastinatingpowerlifter1458]

That running heavy attack is just so perfect.

[@user-cu5iv3vo4e]

"God that range is beautiful" she litterally doing pancakes relying on the mob ☠☠☠☠💀💀

[@rosecullen4429]

What were you trying to say here?

[@user-cu5iv3vo4e]

She is saying that the range is great,but she litterally hitting the enemies close to her, how the range is big is she is relying on the mob?

[@ryuk5673]

@@rosecullen4429 can you please shut up

[@boolzthedestroyeroflife9714]

truly the greatest weapon

[@bloodmancer4824]

To qoute a famous souls animation: "Cuz it's easy... and it does a lot of damage".

[@forgeguy2126]

"Gone mad have you!?" Best line

[@HarryPotter-uv8yp]

“Do you like pancakes?”

[@davidhong1934]

Yeah we like pancakes

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

Do you like waffles?

[@sharpsrain8302]

Its probably the best newB friendly wep (if ur new dont get discouraged if u run into problems later on )u just gotta get used to the timing-(if all else fails lev it up and apply fire, lightning etc(for bosses

[@Lucas-vi6cd]

"God, that range is beautiful" Halberd: Hold up...

[@drrayleigh8949]

You killed the merchant 💀 Point down gesture

[@hyx6194]

You dont understand Zweihander is love Zweihander is life

[@PaladinLeeroy42069]

For some reason I’m craving pancakes

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

“God that range is beautiful” while literally as close as you could possibly be made me laugh

[@toddjones1480]

"That range is beautiful." ... she says as she hits everything while she's right up against it.

[@bowley4]

The way it just pancakes everything in front of it is just so satisfying

[@slouchygamer3266]

now go for giant dad build :3 youll love it zweihander is a fantastic strength weapon youll do great

[@RowdyClouds]

The legend never dies

[@greenknight4249]

The range I understand😂 still good on elden ring too! 😊

[@RowdyClouds]

We don't talk about Elden Ring

[@mr.bluesky4130]

“Damn that’s a big sword” *equip in R slot* *press Y button* *RB into infinity*

[@thecinnamonguy5127]

The path of the giant dad is strong in this one lol

[@blackheartgaming6121]

A girl playing dark souls or any RPG is like looking into heaven

[@lev1athan763]

It's all over when your opponent doesn't let you have a 3 second wind up

[@Thehunterpwn]

>god that range is beautiful >hits the skeleton with the hilt

[@IfNedWereHere]

“God that range is beautiful” Doesn’t even use the range.

[@kylekampa6721]

Only psychopaths kill their merchant in the undead burg

[@RadikSempai]

In DS1 zweihander has incredible poise break, even Smoug can't resist ❤

[@christopherharte4741]

Zwei the ds1 pancake maker, everytime someone asked me what i was doing while playing i was always replied, making pancakes

[@blancfan1]

Meanwhile me with an estoc. “Get parried b--.”

[@darkestsoul2029]

God that range is beautiful. Then proceeds to get as close as she can to each enemy to kill it. Omegalol

[@PotatoTrader919]

Once in a while I come back and watch this video for the funny impression😂

[@joshuakrueger3392]

I was once a new player that thought the jump in power to a Zweihander was the greatest thing ever… then I discovered dark bead, dark pursuers, and tranquil walk of peace. That was the beginning of my villain arc.

[@Generalmacka]

“I’ll teach you” *instantly loses all feeling below his neck*

[@paulcummins4134]

Ahhh this brings back fond memories. First time doing a giant dad build, the zwei just crushes everything.

[@Gyno-Mackima]

Me in real life: rests a zweihander upon my shoulder My shoulder: *gets fuckin stabbed*

[@leoncoben6983]

To be fair, they should be resting the sword on top of armor. It's only for gameplay convenience that there they can do it regardless of what they're wearing.

[@MangaSt]

That R2 is pure bliss

[@odafalz4156]

The zweihander is an all around great colossal weapon, and it's easily accessible in early game play. It's also been my bread n butter in every DS iteration of it. You could never go wrong with it.

[@vigilr6595]

Zwei even got her biting her lips loooool

[@LyndlEndique]

I love the Zweihander so much, I'm going to name my son Dark Souls.

[@plaguemandudeguypersonthin8878]

"God that range is beautiful" says while 2 inches away.

[@endterrorism]

😂😂

[@Peter-qy5dk]

Woah" yeah.. Pretty much. -Gatsu

[@Alpheus_09C]

"god that range is beautiful" "God that range is disgusting" Both have the same meaning

[@omniknight314]

That “gon mad have you?” Always funny hearing that dialogue mid strike

[@BaumgratzE]

Something I really like about the zwëihander is the little AoE it has on the R2 attack, even if you miss the attack the stomp on the ground will hit your target and damage it a little, it can also stagger some enemies (and it gets even greater if infused with lightning)

[@cab2100]

Dark Hair Harbor is a Vibe and a Half

[@reborn2344]

*aggressive bonk* *aggressive bonk* *aggressive bonk*

[@speedyx1401]

The art of the big bonk

[@PierreLucSex]

Best attack in the entire game imo

[@leoncoben6983]

It's heavy is pretty hard to miss with and even if you do, you're most likely barely missing and knocking them back. It's like a free safe on block if it was in a arcade fighting game. Very little room to punish you for messing up.

[@PierreLucSex]

@@leoncoben6983 very well put, plus a stagger aoe for the cherry on top if my anamnesis is correct

[@jmiquelmb]

Hell yeah. R2 spam on zweihander was so satisfying. Used it as my main weapon for most of the game

[@LettersAndNumbers300]

Fun part of a ‘Firelink Shrine items only’ run.

[@Dragonlord982]

Love that she says that range is so beautiful then proceeds to hit everything from a millimeter away lol

[@wingsoffate]

what a stunning and optional moveset. my congratulations to zweihander's keepers

[@chadbeck4139]

Merchant: “I’ll teach you!” True Merchant: “…but I’ll have to charge!”

[@GloomyNate]

"god that range is beautiful" uses it a foot away from every enemy

[@matthewskipworth28]

The pancake attack on that last invader looked so intense I'm surprised it wasn't a 1 shot kill!

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

Zweihander is just a bit inferior to Black Knight Ultra Greatsword when it comes to that one shot capabilities. However the BKGS's ability is to burger flip and not pancake though.

[@pinkemoslayer6337]

"That range is beautiful." As she face-plants into enemies 😂

[@THEMONKELORD]

He did in fact not teach her

[@Rith9789]

"Good range" as she hits them with the handle lol

[@littledev556]

You killed Merchant! You monster!

[@peersvensson9253]

"hey whats up everybody its cr1tikal"

[@hex7329]

This and the BKH are absolutely my two favourite DS1 weapons.

[@jeremiahwingerter2772]

That weapon is overpowered and I love it 😂

[@KPNGU]

That poor merchant 🥲

[@apennington8165]

Zweihander, my beloved..

[@slicky3397]

Yeah once I got the zweihander, I saw why everyone loves it. I genuinely don’t think I could have beaten ds1 without it lol. I ended the game with the zwei and havel’s entire armor set and medium roll

[@lotu76209]

I was so confused watching the abyss watchers fight themselves tryna figure out which one was the odd one out

[@officegossip]

I dedicated myself to using it in a playthrough. It was enough to get me to abandon the run from being bored to tears.

[@xdragonhunterxd2640]

Sounded like moist "got that range is beautiful"

[@docproc144]

“Initiate phase one…power up the bass cannon.”

[@user-us8dw5hl1v]

Love stealing that merchants aword hahaga