Bruh, Jun gets a bf the same way Drago tames a dragon, whale on it like a banshee until it loses the will to fight back.
@LjCast-b6q7 ай бұрын
OMG Yes
@one-upfilmz66497 ай бұрын
My god this has no right to be this accurate
@Kamili_Creations7 ай бұрын
BAHAHA SO TRUE
@starcycle43087 ай бұрын
I laughed and then went "oh shit -" XDD
@capraisin6 ай бұрын
WHEEZE
@JunoGaylord7 ай бұрын
fun fact: the design on tom's hoodie is meant to be Mjölnir. Nords wore trinkets modelled after Mjölnir to ward off evil, since tom ends up with june it clearly hasn't worked.
@aka5246 ай бұрын
XD LMAO THAT'S HILARIOUS
@monkiking7786 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@samurexatlas73735 ай бұрын
A mythology virus cannot be warded off with mythology. He should've used some salt over the shoulder and holy water.
@t-rex10195 ай бұрын
Awww, the gods are a lie and religion is fake. Fuck!
@HarmlessAssault7 ай бұрын
Tom’s voice actor sounds like he’s in physical pain when he is delivering the line “Well, sure Eugene, we all like Jun”
@cloudywisecat93857 ай бұрын
😭😭😭my boy jeremy shada needs to get the fuck outta there
@theratthatgotyeeted6 ай бұрын
He knows he’s lying
@eldritchcupcakes31956 ай бұрын
"dear god why did I stay this long"
@frownyclowny69556 ай бұрын
It’s the same voice for Finn the Human
@oliverdelica22896 ай бұрын
@@frownyclowny6955 no way 😮
@jeanailurus6437 ай бұрын
58:17 Seriously Jörmungandr ??? The snake that encircles the earth ??? The Nidhogg was right fucking there, a big horrific dragon living underneath the world tree Yggdrasil (the thing that connects *the 9 worlds* of Norse mythology) slowly eating away its roots. There was such a thematically perfect monster they could've used but they had to go with a random other with just slightly better name recognition...
@thesavagekitty15937 ай бұрын
Bro your so fing right and just about all the fans who watched hotd would know who that is and would so perfectly fit the "theme" they have been trying to project
@brainstorm95607 ай бұрын
I was just about to say that! It honestly seems like the creators were going to use Niddhogg but then choose to use Jormungander cause its just better known. And they really shouldn't cause Niddhogg is such a cool creature. In norse mythology Niddhogg was trapped inside a hall, pressumable with Yggdrasils roots holding it down (kinda what the show did with this cage thing). The hall was located on Nastrom, the beach of corpses. Nastrom was also said to be swarming with serpents. Using in-show lore you can kinda see this as Niddhogg having some kind of alpha-ability to summon serpentine dragons to his side. Niddhogg in mythology is also described as being huge with human corpses inbedded into his scales! Even his name is wicked. Niddhogg; he who strikes with hatred.
@milchesarreal69647 ай бұрын
Nidhogg would fit that dragon better istg It fits leagues better than Jormungandr *AND THERE ALREADY IS A JORMUNGANDR STAND IN, PURPLE DEATH.*
@janecklyn6 ай бұрын
Is Nidhogg the creature Zygarde(from pokemon) is based on?
@thesavagekitty15936 ай бұрын
@@janecklyn its snake form, maybe
@traviswhitfield80457 ай бұрын
It was bad enough that they fed Hiccup’s leg to a dragon, but they actually went out of thier own way to turn him into a complete psycho who locks dragons away and just leaves them to die.
@xiesie_xiesie7 ай бұрын
Yeee... like when Hiccup trapped the Deathsong for example it was said that it would get out eventually, and here well
@QuicksilverTheElegant7 ай бұрын
Classic. Gotta make the old characters look as heinous and despicable as possible because we can’t write characters that good so we just gotta make everyone else look worse so our characters look better by comparison. Nglflfhhfklf
@traviswhitfield80457 ай бұрын
@@xiesie_xiesieexactly. When he trapped the death song, he made sure it had the chance to escape but also give him enough to run before it did. Also when he freezes the skrill, he knew it would be fine due to it being frozen, but when it broke free, he regretted his decision and let it go, claiming that trapping it made him no better than Viggo.
@traviswhitfield80457 ай бұрын
John Telligan and the writing staff were actively thinking of ways to ruin Hiccup’s character by having him pull this instantly cruel shit.
@reiphas7 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the good ol' Aang treatment, who became a neglectful father in the time gap between ATLA and ATLoK. Except that one we could chalk up to him being a kid last time we saw him, who felt very strongly about his lost culture, but Hiccup WAS an adult the last time we saw him and he was still a dragon-loving nerd by then.
@namelessnavnls80607 ай бұрын
58:46 AUDRIE OH MY GOD. They retconned the actual reason why dragons are afraid of eels.. It's because they get _super_ fucking sick when they eat them... I hate this show so much. 🤦♀
@deringjosuegarcia15316 ай бұрын
Can't have consistency in the Nine Realms
@Schnort6 ай бұрын
Can't have shit in Detroit.
@t-pos5 ай бұрын
like when in the og show where toothless ate an eel and wtf happened to hiccup in his sight lmfao
@dim47574 ай бұрын
Listen I hate this show as much as the next guy, but can't two things be true at once in this specific case?
@mrkyurem5499Ай бұрын
@@dim4757 I mean, humans don't eat whole snakes both because our primate brains are naturally too afraid of them to hunt/eat it and because, well... if done wrong you can poison yourself with your meal. I think you're onto something
@hellboundchaoscommand75677 ай бұрын
When the world needed her most SHE RETURNED!
@jurgen13957 ай бұрын
A hail Alex
@assfucker69977 ай бұрын
Like Suction Cup Man
@TheLittleChickenNuggetGang7 ай бұрын
Yes we really need her
@Doglife0421Studios7 ай бұрын
FAX
@Misha_Katsuki7 ай бұрын
FAX
@Flutter_Aeina7 ай бұрын
The fact that they don’t count Midgard (the “human” world) among the 9 realms pisses me off so much
@hibikuokudan6 ай бұрын
Same
@prcervi6 ай бұрын
that's a next season thing, it's still stupid when it does happen though
@aurorawizard70456 ай бұрын
I feel like they were acting like the crystal realm acted as a sort of 'human realm' in terms of hub worlds, but yeah it sucks
@darriongeorge51377 ай бұрын
Still dont undeestand how this flightless eel barely the size of the screaming death is the "apex predator" of all dragons"
@elilucasm-hx1ty7 ай бұрын
Yeah, and in the Book of Dragons it was huge
@BrandonTheOne27 ай бұрын
How to beat the "Apex predator of all dragons the world eater" just fly above it which almost every dragon can do and then blast it which again, almost every single dragon can do
@thorodinson66257 ай бұрын
Its venomous gas is lethal to every sort of life, though some dragons can neutralize it. It's particularly durable. A dive-bomb from Thunder didn't knock it out, and night lights are stated to have the same speed as furies. It can also breathe actual fire. I'm aware that there's other dragons that have the last 2 attributes, but Hiccup having to lock it up means Toothless couldn't beat it by himself. And honestly that says a lot given Toothless's record.
@milchesarreal69647 ай бұрын
@@thorodinson6625 Red Death, Bewilderbeast, Purple Death, Screaming Death: *Bet*
@thorodinson66256 ай бұрын
@@milchesarreal6964 which one of these did Toothless beat on his own? Literally none. I agree these can all beat Jormungandr, but I'm saying Jormungandr is not to be underestimated.
@Mirvra7 ай бұрын
Ok... I'm sorry but what? The ''dark realm'' is where ''Loki placed his unruly daughter, treating it like a creepy prison where she could do no harm''??? .... So, not only are they trying to say that the Dark realm is Helheim, but they're also saying that Nidhöggr (An ACTUAL mythical dragon that constantly drools poison as it gnaws on Yggdrasil's roots) is Jörmungandr (World's biggest danger noodle), and they're saying that Hel, the literal incarnation of ''I was born into a bad situation but I just kept doing my job as best as I can'' is UNRULY??? What next??? Is Fenrir going to be a breakdancing vegetarian werewolf surfer bro or something?!?!?!? The same Hel that was forced into the job of ruling over the dead that no other gods wanted in their halls, a job forced onto her from birth by Odin the Allfather himself... A job she literally did with NO COMPLAINTS nor issues until the literal end of the world (Ragnarök) where she does the ONLY ''bad'' thing in her entire freaking existence, aka: Letting her father borrow her ''army'' of the dead that the Aesir and Vanir gods shut the doors of their halls to.... I'm sorry, I'm just a tad bit tired of Death Gods of all the different myths being depicted as evil bad guys in movies and stories for no reason other than the fact that they hold dominion over the dead.
@aboxinspace6 ай бұрын
"breakdancing vegetarian werewolf surfer bro" makes me fucking wheeze. Thank you. And absolutely correct on all points!
@mushroomleg31512 ай бұрын
i swear to god they're going to have draugen coming up from the water just to give Tom another one of hiccup's prosthetic legs just so he can feed it to jörmungandr
@RyioKart7 ай бұрын
Watching the nine realms is like getting waterboarded as you see everything and everyone you love being destroyed right Infront of you while also paying a monthly fee for it.
@chrismclean47897 ай бұрын
Actually, it's more like paying to be out in the forest and be forced to eat dried bark for the entire day. It's one of those things that millionaires consider "art" but normal people should just avoid.
@hummingbirdwof7 ай бұрын
If only I had words to describe how correct you are
@cjsantiago40356 ай бұрын
Its like Camp Cretaceous but worse
@WarFoxThunder6 ай бұрын
FR
@lobaoguara23327 ай бұрын
Why does Mini Alex there on Audrey's wall look like an angel sent from heaven to comfort Audrey in this difficult time?
@AudrieGreywind7 ай бұрын
She is.
@aurorawizard70456 ай бұрын
@@AudrieGreywind You wake up, feel bad about TNR existing, and see the Alex plush, instant serotonin.
@Lightning.S7 ай бұрын
How come Jormungandr is the apex predator of the dragon world, being said that he eats ALL THE OTHER SPECIES if his size probably won't allow it to eat a Titan Submaripper. And even if his jaw works like a snake's jaw, theres no way in hell it can expand enough to eat a bewilderbeast or a red death. I call this bullshit.
@galantine7237 ай бұрын
Having not watched a single episode of the show and only seen the clips in the video, my theory is "it breathes anti-dragon gas"
@Lightning.S7 ай бұрын
@@galantine723 if this is the truth I also call this bullshit. Like I understand a gas being toxic for some species, but for ALL of them except the J species itself? Weird. I'd much more rather if it was a bigger dragon or at least if there was more than one. Say for example, like in the books, there are a species of dragon that stay stuck in their eggs until the ideal conditions for their birth is met, make this species work in this way. Imagine, the big one we met is the last adult, but there are a lot of eggs with fully formed babies waiting to finally escape their eggshells and cause havoc in the world, and the kids have to stop the adult while still making sure the condition to hatch isn't met. And since we're in the dark realm, make the condition be something paradoxical, maybe these eggs only hatch when in the presence of the green cristal or when they enter in contact with dragon fire, all valid reasons for locking them all in a cage.
@penguinlord60987 ай бұрын
Jormie in Myth was able to kill thor. This is a goddamn insult.
@thesavagekitty15937 ай бұрын
@@Lightning.S coming up with better plot for this show then the show runner's did version infinity
@eisflamme24387 ай бұрын
@@Lightning.S i dont know what they are called, but they also look creepy! see throu skin, were you can see its inner organs, black blood veins, and ther three black hearts. THAT is creepy, not an overgrown snake. slitherwings are more scary.
@densetsugojirin55187 ай бұрын
God, these so called "friends" are as toxic to each other as the "friends" in Horseland. Also wow, that Jormungandr is underwhelmingly small. Doesn't exactly scream "World Serpent" to me.
@TheGr8Mimikaius7 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'd call it more of an "Island Worm"
@Schnort5 ай бұрын
Bro I forgot about Horseland
@jacearmor52747 ай бұрын
22:06 "If June is a good character... everytime June says or does something toxic for the remainder of the season, I'm going to take a shot." Oh God, she's going to die of alcohol poisoning! Also, what do you guys think would happen if she did it for ALL the seasons??
@picklepepper9007 ай бұрын
Audrie becoming an alchoholic and then dying because of the nine realms.
@smaximationsmotions7 ай бұрын
Death. 100 times over tbh. She wouldn’t make it out alive.
@gOat_GrandMa7 ай бұрын
"Alright well, that didn't take long, did it?"
@robbo51827 ай бұрын
She would of been in rehab after the season 3 review
@alexjewett74557 ай бұрын
Septuple alcohol poisoning.
@milchesarreal69647 ай бұрын
"the world serpent": im the apex dragon Purple Death, y'know, the dragon that decimated Berk so hard the original cast damn near thought it WAS the world serpent: i find this profoundly insulting
@petthequeenofmaddness85927 ай бұрын
I think tom has life insurance and his mom wants to cash in
@jacobroussin54847 ай бұрын
and ill help
@purplepedantry6 ай бұрын
It's for the ketamine.
@tkienjoyer7 ай бұрын
When June told Alex "You're being dramatic" I literally threw my pillow (I was watching as I was trying to sleep). I have been there. I have had someone tell me that what I feel doesn't matter. The fact they are putting it in a children's tv show is honestly just comical at this point.
@Minymonkey6 ай бұрын
I watch the entire show from start to end while trying to sleep and I actually wanted to suffocate myself like Sledbitch did to the kids in season 6 episode fuck what
@Eternal_Placidity7 ай бұрын
A small piece of my soul dies every time TNR releases a new season.
@jurgen13957 ай бұрын
Every season i loose like 200 brain cells
@darriongeorge51377 ай бұрын
But returns when audrie releases a review
@smipner-yq2ot7 ай бұрын
At least it's over now, until it gets a spinoff that's somehow worse
@Annabeth_Chase147 ай бұрын
Same
@Plaugus_Screenz7 ай бұрын
I heard about this but didn't think mutch of it and it now has 7 seasons what why is this monstrosity still going
@ShadowsAndScience7 ай бұрын
Wait, hang on. It was established a season or two ago (this whole show blends together so much I genuinely don't remember when it actually happened) that Thunder can do the whole "alpha state" thing like Toothless could. So, if he was really so desperate to save Tom from the sky torcher that he was willing to risk unleashing Jörmungandr to do it, why did he not just use his alpha dragon powers to order it to stop attacking him? I think the writers fully forgot that they already established he could just do that whenever.
@Lordodragonss7 ай бұрын
Like most of the stuff they state xD
@ijlayugan41496 ай бұрын
holyshit i forgot about it too lmfao
@GamerponGill6 ай бұрын
The out of universe reason is a lack of care to remember anything. The in universe reason could be that as the Jormungandr, it's somehow outside the alpha influence or something. But I'm not going to waste time trying to write solutions when the writers didn't.
@notatallfunctional6 ай бұрын
@@GamerponGill They meant he should’ve tried controlling Sky Torcher
@dim47574 ай бұрын
You could ask this about literally any conflict between Thunder and a wild dragon that happens in the show. Thunder in theory could at any point tell any hostile dragon to piss off. But either he simply chooses not to, the writers forgot about this ability, or he's not really the alpha and the whole nadder encounter outcome was just a fluke.
@charlottedagenheart7 ай бұрын
38:39 So I’ve got some tarot cards with me, along with a small booklet on how to use them. Following along with Jun she appears to be using a three card spread. You read card spreads from left to right, in this case the cards can represent time (past, present, future) or the issue at hand (situation, challenge, outcome). As for the cards themselves, meanings tend to be reversed if a card is upside down (I can’t tell if the tower card is or not but seeing as the rest of the cards are facing right way up I’ll assume the same of the tower). The eight of cups represents restlessness causing you to question aspects of your life. The five of coins (or pentacles) is considered a financially unlucky card, indicating problems and possible unemployment. The tower represents shock, revolution, loss, uncertainty. Somehow it seems the show has more accurate tarot card information, than information on the franchise it’s a part of.
@InfiniteGreninja7 ай бұрын
Somehow a Tarot reading being the most realistic/accurate part of this show makes way too much sense
@YujiUedaFan7 ай бұрын
"Somehow it seems the show has more accurate tarot card information, than information on the franchise it’s a part of." That explains everything.
@martakopycka33167 ай бұрын
It's accurate but Tower on the future position can also mean - depending on the interpretation - starting anew on new stronger foundation, which is further solidified by present card being unlucky five of pentacles which means: June DECIDED to read it negatively and the whole conflict is POINTLESS
@YujiUedaFan7 ай бұрын
@@martakopycka3316 June is pointless. The show would be thousands of times more watchable without her.
@johannesseyfried79337 ай бұрын
Maybe they should have just made an animated show about fortune tellers fighting evil spirits instead. They could have called it the....Fortuna Force or something, I don't know.
@samuelzachariah87397 ай бұрын
I mean at this point Buzzsaw should be called the Dragon Whisperer cuz there’s no way Tom could train the Sky Torcher😂
@TomatrontheOne7 ай бұрын
42:50 Ok but FR, out of context the scene of everyone abandoning Jun and her looking so upset is SO cathartic after all her bullshit
@Hoshiono7 ай бұрын
Tbh, I actually smiled when I saw that scen and thought "That's karma, bi***". And soooo whished that it would stay so for the rest of the series.
@willjames97 ай бұрын
"Only June gets to talk to me that way"? Did the writers confirm that Tom is INTO the abuse...? Lord have mercy...
@maidofdarkness67197 ай бұрын
One of the weirdest parts about this for me is the fact that not only would Hiccup NEVER cage a dragon, it's not his style, but it doesn't make sense for the gate to be there because he shouldn't have been!!! On top of that Toothless would have had enough sense not to agree to having numerous Vikings around the wild hostile to people dragons while making the gate! And if it was so important to have it locked away, why would there be a key to let it loose again?! Surely someone would have pointed out how stupid that is, why have a lock if the dragon's not going to come out in their lifetime?! And since when could Thunder retract his teeth?! That's a natural instinct, not one that comes out to protect someone, wtf??? None of this makes sense?! Although I guess that's on par for Nine Realms.
@BelBelle4687 ай бұрын
This show reminds me of MLP gen 5. Gen 5 and this show both take place far into the future from the previous part of the franchise, but within the same universe. Both had potential, and Gen 5’s movie had promise. But both fell apart and betray its source material by contradicting the lore and mischaracterizing the old cast. In MLP’s case, the movie brought up some good ideas that would’ve been so cool to explore, but ultimately failed and was very disappointing. Meanwhile this show was trash from episode 1, and they’re working on this rather than the comics. Basically I can’t tell what’s worse, having hopes dashed or being trash from the start.
@horse14t7 ай бұрын
Also how in the heck is Jörmungandr alive and not a skeleton that starved to death?
@maidofdarkness67197 ай бұрын
@@horse14t tbf that's more believable when you take the Red Death into account, who's implied to be three centeries old
@amethyst137_7 ай бұрын
@@maidofdarkness6719 except Red Death had at least something to eat
@maidofdarkness67197 ай бұрын
@@amethyst137_ good point, you're right how is it still alive?!
@Sebastian-wk8cq7 ай бұрын
"EW, THE BRONY FLESHLIGHT IS BACK, WHY?" Hit me like a truck barreling down Mount Everest
@dorothygale96487 ай бұрын
Remember back when you called Eugene James Charles and dreaded him becoming a part of the team?
@CompSomAnichi7 ай бұрын
turns out Jun was the Jamess Charles all along. They even both begin with J!
@jadecoolness1017 ай бұрын
@@CompSomAnichi both start with J, both are insufferable, both are attracted to little boys...
@lemmoonns6 ай бұрын
Lmao
@LianDri-go1ln6 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe Hiccup was the one who imprisoned the dragon in the finale. It was probably one of his earlier descendants during a time when all that was left of the dragons was old stories, causing people to fear them again and wonder if they'd be back. It's been established that for a time, Hiccup's family knew the location of the Hidden World, so maybe one of his great-grandchildren went to the Hidden World, found the dragon, and locked it up. Besides, the symbol of the Strike class doesn't point to Hiccup specifically, just his family.
@FantasticFawnleap6 ай бұрын
Dude it’s not even a dragon so I don’t get why you people are so mad!?
@zachmanf.74795 ай бұрын
@@FantasticFawnleapEven if it doesn’t have wings, the show calls it a dragon and thus it is, and people are more upset that Hiccup would lock it up and just leave it there to die instead of attempting to train it or relocate it.
@FantasticFawnleap5 ай бұрын
@@zachmanf.7479 ..
@DigitalDragon-kl4fq7 ай бұрын
They broke Valka's staff. I truly didn't want to watch after that one.
@Hoshiono7 ай бұрын
I had a hard time after Tom fead Hicups prostatic leg to the Snowraith. 😠 But thankfully Audrie made the rest of the video so good that I was able to calm down my anger. 🙂🙂
@DigitalDragon-kl4fq7 ай бұрын
@@Hoshiono I feel more insulted about the staff, Valka is my favorite character in that series and they just punch me in the face for it
@eldritchcupcakes31956 ай бұрын
@@Hoshiono It's to represent what the showrunners are doing to the series
@t-pos5 ай бұрын
@@Hoshionoyeah smh NOOOOOOOO RIP HICCUPS LEG
@KiriGoldfishQueen7 ай бұрын
I just want to note that Buzzsaw apparently is a better Dragontrainer than any of the Dragonkids. I don't know how, the show doesn't know how, but it's canon.
@barelyrayssa98087 ай бұрын
this series lasted so much longer than it was supposed to, that it started when I was in the last year of high-school and dragged itself through the two years I spent looking for a job uselessly. Now, I finally have a job, AND IT'S STILL RUNNING??????
@theratthatgotyeeted7 ай бұрын
Im in my final months of my senior year and looking for a job now, i was a sophomore when this started- (i think im bad with time-)
@blupyro30987 ай бұрын
This started when i was like in 10th or 11th grade, and now I’m starting uni and now this show ends. Talk about new beginnings.
@RafaWasHere54547 ай бұрын
Im Rayssa but from the youtube account I use at my job, because yes, I'm watching this video while I work. 10/10.
@marocat47497 ай бұрын
Congrats, and yes, its bizarre that show got 8 seasons. i know that in some parts shows get 4-5, but that 8?
@cryforhelp72706 ай бұрын
Honestly, it hasn't been that long since it came out- and that might be the problem. There's very few episodes each season, but I'm guessing they had to produce these relatively quickly to get to 8 seasons in a couple years. I'm just gonna assume their workplace and executives aren't the best.
@raptorgirl34567 ай бұрын
Love how the “Apex Predator” of all dragons- can’t do what most dragons can, fucking fly, like hell how is that thing suppose to catch anything that flies, reckon we don’t know the range on its blue smoke breath thing, but it should b limited enough that some dragon can just fly away
@Lordodragonss7 ай бұрын
GG on trying to get Bewilderbeast xD
@breb_arsonist7 ай бұрын
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE. Jörmungandr, also known as the World Serpent, is a giant snake that is long enough to wrap around Midgard, (he almost as old as the world if I remember correctly), and even bites the end of his own tail. Born from Loki, the god of trickery, and Angrboða, a giant. He speak in old tongue and is fated to fight against Thor once Ragnarok begins, however, they are known to hate each other before then. (This is all based on my memory, it's pretty bad.)
@Rednecknerd_rob96347 ай бұрын
I'd say you did pretty good just by going off memory, 10/10. And also the 9 realms has started Ragnarok. Fitting.
@FlorianXXV7 ай бұрын
That's what I remember about Jörmungandr, I also know that this is by far the ugliest depiction of it I have seen.
@AudreyArnett-si3ss7 ай бұрын
Yep. I'm pretty sure that when he releases his tail, which he's biting, it will start Ragnarok
@penguinlord60987 ай бұрын
Jormie also spits venom strong enough to kill thor.
@Rednecknerd_rob96347 ай бұрын
lol, Jormie lol. Try not hearing Miss Piggy's voice lol.@@penguinlord6098
@sasquatchproductions90887 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that they got motherfucking Jormungandr in this show and made him barely bigger than the fucking Fault Ripper. Either give the crew the budget to make Jormungandr fucking gigantic or don't include him at all.
@janecklyn7 ай бұрын
Screaming Death was bigger
@notatallfunctional6 ай бұрын
Someone mentioned that Purple Death looked a lot more like the world serpent
@Archiver_Studio5 ай бұрын
Literally the SHELL FIRE was larger than that thing, the Red Death was bigger! This thing is meant to be WORLD WIDE in size and yet it looked no larger than maybe a Submaripper
@raisorblade7 ай бұрын
To quote Qui-Gon Jinn: "Well... Took ya long enough."
@Xtarlina277 ай бұрын
I already said in a personal comment that I had to watch your reviews like a marathon to pass the time, and yelled about the realms of Yggdrasil.
@Jackieism7 ай бұрын
THE MAN HIMSELF
@traviswhitfield80457 ай бұрын
Yeah Raisorblade love your channel.
@Trash-ef2jn7 ай бұрын
Hey it's the man what are you reviewing next
@BladeAllen6667 ай бұрын
In the words of Erik Estrada from Cool Cat Saves the Kids... ''THERE HE IS!"
@royalritter257 ай бұрын
Norse mythology geek here In Norse myths Loki has 3 kids with a giant, Angrboda Hel: Ruler of helheim, realm of the dead. Fenrir: A Giant wolf powerful enough to eat anything, locked up by chains until ragnarok where he eats the skies/seas and Odin Jormungandr: The world serpent, A giant snake coiled around the entire earth. Kills Thor with venom during ragnarok. Seems like they tried to mix all three, Jormungandr locked away like Fenrir, with hel’s affinity with death. Maybe bringer of ragnarok. All very badly executed. A better story would be have parts of Jormungandr in other realms throughout the show as it coiling around the world. Have it sedated/sleeping whatever in an isolated place (dark realm) Being fed by helper dragons (similar to the sentinels) if it stops getting fed, it awakes for food but being too big it destroys all the nine realms ie. ragnarok. The “Sentinels” could be feeding it dead dragons as apart of the nine realms ecosystem (also evoking hel and the stupid “death dragon nickname) Hell if they really really want to include hiccup, he vists toothless who having found Jormungandr previously shows him. Hiccups conclude the devastation it would bring if awoken but without a merciful way to kill it (albeit anyway) builds chains akin to Fenrir’s until he can a find way by exploring the entirety of the nine realms (leaving random tools and a book of his adventures) but ultimately fails. Come present day, dumbasses stubble across it and ruin the ecosystem somehow (sentinels job) - Jormungandr wakes up hungry but the chains delays it’s full freedom - giving the kids a deadline to fix the mistake. Or They use Nidhogg a norse myth dragon that maintains the world tree (the thing keeping the 9 realms together) but eating at its roots. The kids or buzzsaw somehow mess this up - bringing an end to the realms harmony and peace.
@OpaloAzul6 ай бұрын
You should be in charge 💀
@myhairhasamindofitsown7 ай бұрын
I must say that while Ms. Geology McBitchface is a rather underwhelming excuse for an antagonist, the fact that she's willing to use dynamite against literal children gives her points in my book. Also her motivation at least holds up better than Buzzsaw's "1.Capture dragons 2.????? 3. ???????? 4. Profit?" Bullshit plan.
@JesusisLord4037 ай бұрын
the "we're the problem" cut the credits joke was so good. lol
@ragewireloki62137 ай бұрын
Buzzsaw just cuts tree and they both die immediately after June says that.
@thecod23457 ай бұрын
The only way they could realistically make Hiccup lock up Jormungundr (idk if that’s how you spell it) is if you make it a species that within reason presents a mass extinction threat to all dragons. And tbh, the thing probably doesn’t even represent a threat to toothless without the ability to fly, much less an entire class of animals that outclass every animal on the planet as a threat short of humanity.
@rebmit41767 ай бұрын
Even then, Hiccup probably would have just killed it in an ethical way. He killed the Red Death, he wouldn't lock away the dragon for the rest of time, barring it from freedom that it can see but not have. That's sick and twisted. It's insane that the showrunners want you to think thats something he did.
@traviswhitfield80457 ай бұрын
If Hiccup’s plan was to leave Jormungundr in that cage until he could find a place to relocate where it couldn’t cause harm, that would be more in character. But NO. He just locked in the cage, leaving it to die without food or water for 1300 years. Which is MESSED UP! If Jormungundr really is that dangerous, why couldn’t Hiccup just kill it? It would be merciful than just leaving it to die.
@Weirdanimalboy7 ай бұрын
How would a thing like that even evolve. The series’ dragon biology is generally as grounded as it can be for what it is. How does a species evolve to kill every thing in its ecosystem and leave nothing left
@thecod23457 ай бұрын
@@Weirdanimalboy the only way I could say to justify it is an ancient species from its own realm that evolved for a time before dragons with super sized dragons exclusively, making existing dragons easy pickings. As to why there’s only one…I have no clue. Trying to justify the existence of this thing is a logistical nightmare in universe if you follow any kind of plausible biological standard.
@t-pos5 ай бұрын
@@traviswhitfield8045or maybe hiccup died tryna find another place for Jormungandr lmao
@GingerWizzard19947 ай бұрын
Thunder dancing pisses me off, because Toothless does that dance because he isn't sure how to do a mating ritual with the first Fury he's seen in over two decades. Toothless' dance was thematically relevant. Thunder's is just a callback with no rhyme or reason. Edit: I think the reason Dean is directing the remake is the same one for why he agreed to make the original series a trilogy. He hates sequels made for sequels sake, so he insisted on making a conclusive trilogy. I'm convinced he went "I hate remakes so if anyone is gonna massacre my baby, it's gotta be me." All while his tank of a husband is staring down the studio execs so he can do it his way.
@vicenteabalosdominguez52577 ай бұрын
Poor Dean. Imagine having to butcher your own baby, lest someone else does it.
@icelily2707 ай бұрын
That makes too much sense. Unfortunately, after the not so great conclusion that was the third movie (I have weird feelings about it), if he can't make the remake good (he probably won't be able to, as much as he tries), he's gonna be the one taking the fall, and that makes me sad.
@crysthemist6 ай бұрын
At least out of all the franchises Dreamworks has to make a live action out of, httyd fits best. I still 100% believe its story is best told through animation, but it has some promise with Dean working on it. I just hope it doesn’t follow the same lighting problem many live action remakes have in making everything look as dark as game of thrones. Like I actually wanna see the movie not my own tired face
@galantine7237 ай бұрын
...why use Jormungandr and not like. Nidhoggr. "Dragon gnawing the roots of the world tree" seems more relevant
@sarahzahira74323 ай бұрын
I agree
@sonicnetwork29447 ай бұрын
Also D'Angelo's dad wanting him to be a soldier makes no sense because he was supportive in the last season when he said doctor D'Angelo has a nice ring to it but now he's no longer supportive because "plot"🤣
@sonicnetwork29446 ай бұрын
Never expected this many likes tbh 😁
@aurorawizard70456 ай бұрын
Yup, super dumb. Is there really nothing else you can do with D'Angelo??? Have his MOM be involved in an episode, at least!
@sonicnetwork29446 ай бұрын
@@aurorawizard7045 yeah but sadly they don't know what to do with his character and since this show sometimes has babish morals at the end of each episode it really doesn't help the characters never grow in this show I don't really like the cw flash when he's in the suit because the writers keep making him stop to talk to the bad guy and then he gets his ass kicked by the bad guy and then at the end of the episode he catches the bad guy but at least they try to make Barry grow as a character compared to this show where the character grows in one episode and then it's back to default
@cca99617 ай бұрын
to be fair the 9 realms are never listed in Norse mythology so its impossible to be faithful. the list that appears if you google it is merely the most accepted theory
@notsmrt45217 ай бұрын
To be slightly more accurate there was one list of realms in one of the eddas, but like 4 (i dont remember fully off the top of my head but I think it said like alfheim [elves], svaertelfheim[dwarves], Valhalla, and maybe a 4th i cant remember) of them were said to just be part of asgard, but in a way thats similar to the households of the individual gods. So overall its very iffy
@royalritter257 ай бұрын
Fun norse fact: Most dragons in Norse myths were once people who became dragons through greed and not wanting to lose their treasure. Which kinda sounds like what a bunch of self rightous kids have been doing to an ecosystem they don't belong in. Always messing with it, playing hero evuntaully giving access to profit hungry villians. - Almost as if humans have been the problems since day 1
@Sarah_342107 ай бұрын
12:36 " but of course Tom f1cks up" idk why but I laughed at that part lol
@gOat_GrandMa7 ай бұрын
14:08 the scream Alex makes 😂
@t-pos5 ай бұрын
@@gOat_GrandMaLMAOAO
@apilho24957 ай бұрын
I would like to mention that in a previous ep diangilo's father supports him after he takes care of a sheep and say that he could be a good doctor/veterinarian so the plot of him not liking that he is taking care of the dragons makes even less sense...
@zakai-kaz6 ай бұрын
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@spinecricket7 ай бұрын
The way Audrey sounds more dead and deader every video talking about each season is everything for me
@kioger89567 ай бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about how the world serpent isnt even much bigger than the fucking screaming death they're are so many dragons laarger than it but that is the world serpent
@mikegarcia81637 ай бұрын
The last episode towards the end. I fucking laugh my ass off and said, “THEY ARE UNDOING THEIR ANCESTORS WORK TO KEEP THAT FU**** LOCKED UP! THEY HAD A REASON TO KEEP HIM LOCKED AWAY HELLOO??”😂😂😂😂
@calcium12497 ай бұрын
i don't know if this has been said before but diangelo's dad looks like the freaky dog from toy story 💀
@xiesie_xiesie7 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD YES
@inesderossi15807 ай бұрын
In the myth of ragnarok, Thor dies to the venom of the world serpent after defeating it... So if Tom is the Thor of the situation... 👀
@leoniezohler86977 ай бұрын
Don't give us hope
@aurorawizard70456 ай бұрын
I've never wanted Jun to be the protagonist more
@horse14t7 ай бұрын
How in the F is Jörmungandr even alive after being locked away for roughly 1300 years?! No animal can physically live for that long without some form of food and water! It should be nothing more than a skeleton in that cage! Also... are there no other members of its species anywhere??? Surely if this animal was such a successful predator than there would be more than 1!
@jadecoolness1017 ай бұрын
I mean... of all the unrealistic things, honestly the dragon surviving with no food isn't the most unbelievable. If it is able to go into hibernation and preserve energy, and has methods of storing extra energy, plausible. 1300 years is a long time, but also, dragons. You gotta suspend your disbelief at least a LITTLE.
@staticmations47647 ай бұрын
They actually explain this in s8 (SPOILERS) This dragon is the ACTUAL God, Jürmangandor. It's not based off of it, its the ACTUAL thing.
@alexisfasth15537 ай бұрын
@@staticmations4764 if thats the actual god they did him dirty, first off Jörmungandr is huge and wraps around midgard which we can compare to our earth and he bites his own tail he outcalsses any dragon in httyd with sheer size, and how tf did Hiccup trap him lol bro prob used the itchy grass technique
@staticmations47647 ай бұрын
@@alexisfasth1553 Just watch s8, they actually did that
@Mirvra7 ай бұрын
@@alexisfasth1553 Apologies for being the ''Um, Actually!'' person. Jörmungandr is the world serpent that is large enough to encircle the whole of Midgard yes, but the concept of a snake biting it's own tail is from the myth of the Ouroboros snake. Two different myths that get confused together more often than you'd think. As someone with an interest in Helheim I'm personally dissapointed that the show writers decided to make Jörmungandr (The world's biggest danger noodle) the apex predator of dragons.... Instead of Nidhöggr which is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE! Nidhöggr literally lives on the Naströnd IN Helheim (which this show decided is 'the dark realm') It's literally a Dragon that's spent the entirety of it's existence gnawing on the roots of Yggdrasil, drooling it's poison the whole time, as it tries to bring down the tree literally keeping all of reality together and connected.
@nighthawk09137 ай бұрын
It's not a Nine Realms review until Toast fights the door
@densetsugojirin55187 ай бұрын
@@Topdoggie7 The name of one of Audries cats. Has a tendency to run into the door.
@Topdoggie77 ай бұрын
@@densetsugojirin5518 Toast is such a power name.
@nighthawk09137 ай бұрын
@@Topdoggie7 Her cat is named Toast. Toast runs into doors a lot
@mmx33747 ай бұрын
HTTYD Trilogy: The talented child who can do no wrong, got straight A’s on all subjects, graduated from the most prestigious university and became the CEO of a respectable company. Riders, Defenders & Race To The Edge: The triplets who are capable of their work. Might not be the best at doing it. Usually get an average of B’s and C’s, but they have some A’s in certain aspects. The Nine Realms: The destructive child who keeps destroying his parents house, was expelled from every schools in the district for beating up other kids and became a psychotic criminal the moment he turned 18.
@xx_robotkrew_xx14467 ай бұрын
21:06 Tom and Jun being in the tunnel reminded my brother so much of the Secret Tunnel from ATLA, and there are a few too many similarities imo but I could be wrong, it’s been 3 years since I’ve seen that episode
@flopdeop1357 ай бұрын
except one of those is well written
@alexjewett74557 ай бұрын
I can definitely see the similarities.
@atanor97877 ай бұрын
the difference is that Aang and Katara's "fight" in that episode isn't annoying or toxic and definitely doesn't last 22 minutes
@alexjewett74557 ай бұрын
@@atanor9787 annoyance is subjective. Personally, I can't stand pointless miscommunication bullshit.
@janecklyn7 ай бұрын
@@flopdeop135ngl, I hated Kaatang, I liked their moments better when it didn't have ""romance"" subplots. The only ship handled well was SokkaxSukki and even then it has a couple of issues(imo)
@silent-media7 ай бұрын
I think the most weird part of the tarot scene besides the very inavvurate charging is the fact they...Actually used the tower? No one ever uses the tower. They use death and assume it's the "bad things coming card" when that IS the tower.
@thecantina60297 ай бұрын
ironic how heavy drinking lead to June being written the way she was, and now her character drives you to heavy drinking
@TheDarkLordoftheSiff7 ай бұрын
I swear the "World Serpent" is while having an ok design is so (Censored)ing small, like if they used a Titan-Wing Screaming Death or Purple Death it would of made more sense
@young39617 ай бұрын
I think the reason the black character turns white is because the lighting engine doesn't understand that black skin absorbs more light than white skin so his skin is reflecting too much light making him look white
@giulf3der9577 ай бұрын
Did it ever happen to Angelo tho?
@QuicksilverTheElegant7 ай бұрын
I just think they originally had him white but turned him black at the last second and because this show is bottlenecking its production certain fully-rendered scenes still had the white version of him and nobody noticed-
@xiggles7 ай бұрын
Yeah this was my assumption too, like why would they even have a version of his model with white skin around at all, let alone 'accidentally' let it slip into a scene and only, like, specific moments of specific scenes that all happen to be in extreme lighting conditions lol. They just don't know how to actually represent Black skin, which is a whole problem in and of itself, but it makes more sense than claiming his skin literally changed from scene to scene lol
@radxgre82337 ай бұрын
That has to be the worse "Jormungandr" that I have ever seen in my life. The World Serpent or Midgard Serpent was said to be so large, that it can wrap around the whole world and bite it's own tail. It atleast could have been bigger than a Bewilderbeast or Red Death instead of being this small.
@Xtarlina277 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for what feels like Fimbulvetr for this season to the point I watched Raisorblade’s reviews via marathons to Asgard. Thank you Audrie, thank you.
@InfiniteGreninja7 ай бұрын
Considering how this show is to HTTYD what Ragnarok is to Norse Mythology that seems like a proper comparison
@michellelilly86185 ай бұрын
Honestly, I wish that they'd made a side series centering on Zephyr and Nuffink finding the nightlights, and Astrid and Hiccup just going with it and realizing that they can't get rid of the dragons from berk, and instead, just keeping a low profile for berk, with the dragons.
@foxlightglow7 ай бұрын
As a fan of the books as well as the movies I’ve noticed they keep throwing in plot points that are half copies of things that happen in the books (the stuff they keep finding being similar to the kings things and world serpent getting freed like furious) and I swear if they try and have a furious and hiccup moment with the world serpent and Tom I will throw hands. As much as it sucks watching the original series getting torn to shreds it would only get worse by dragging Cressida Cowells books into this mess as well.
@lavagirl17 ай бұрын
alright, Jörmungandr "the world serpant" is one of the children of loki (yeah loki quite literally birthed them himself). He was thrown into the ocean to drown by odin because he foresaw that he and his siblings would cause the end of the world (Ragnarok). [SO JUNE WAS WRONG!!!] He survived and grew encircling the entire world (which they thought was a disk at the time), he and Thor have beef. So everytime they fight you hear lightning and thunder from thor and there are huge waves ion the ocean from the thrashing of Jörmungandr. So basically this huge serpant is usually peaceful and not the "apex predator" of anything
@AShaftOfLight7 ай бұрын
I'M SO HAPPY! I've been waiting for this to drop :) Wonderful video Edit: The ship between Astrid and Snotlout is better than Jun and Tom ngl.
@oliverdelica22897 ай бұрын
Yo they really set the bar low 😂
@Hoshiono7 ай бұрын
Oh, so true. 🙂🙂 And Astrid almost threw up at just the thought of it. 😂😂
@xiesie_xiesie7 ай бұрын
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@eglol6 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh- The edit tho- At first Tom and Jun seemed like a good ship, but omg what happened-
@Time-machinery-er9dq5 ай бұрын
@@eglol What happened was that the whole romance between Tom and Jun was horribly executed. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the idea of them being in a relationship, but the way it was depicted in the show is terrible. If the writers thought for even 1 second to make Jun a kind person and give her actual character development, it could've worked and would've made far more sense.
@ThePretzelPrince7 ай бұрын
Audrie: "I'm gonna take a shot every time she does something toxic-" Me: "Oh fuck, so that's how Audrie is gonna die."
@phoenixelysia7 ай бұрын
I've been reading tarot for over 10 yrs and the tarot section is wrong, but not just.. TV show wrong, it's structured wrong. Tarot usually works, especially if reading for a group of people, by focusing intent into the deck and then shuffling it, letting the cards either jump out, or letting each member of the group pick a card. The set up of 3 cards they have is typically called the "past, present, future" spread, when what should've been used is a six/seven-card relationship spread. June pulled the 3 cards before focusing intent, rendering the entire reading useless, as no intent was focused. OR, and this is my headcanon - she purposefully picked the cards because she knew it would split everyone up. She also flipped them in the wrong order - starting with the future card, then the past, then the present - typically, tarot readings start by flipping the cards either as they are placed or in sequential order. Jumping around isn't "proper". The cards she pulled- The 8 of cups, 5 of "coins" (in traditional tarot, it is pentacles), and the tower, are read mostly properly. However, as someone with more experience, I would read them differently: The 8 of cups is the card representing the past, and it typically signifies abandonment, escapism, and walking away from a toxic environment. The 5 of pentacles is in the present, and typically means bad financial state, feeling like the world is against you, and being outcast. The tower, in the future, means total ruin of the current situation, breakups, and complete upheaval of life. However, i would not read this as "we're going to break up soon", i would read this as "This entire experience has been toxic, from the very beginning, and the breakup is a good thing that needs to happen, even though it will absolutely suck when it happens." Although, for its faults it's a decent representation, just could've been executed 10x better with ANY bit of research.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim7 ай бұрын
So your reading is basically a summary of the entire show as a concept.
@phoenixelysia7 ай бұрын
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim sort of! if they wanted to execute a reading better they could've changed the cards to the six of cups (meaning community, generosity, and joy), then for the present card, the reversed nine of swords to symbolize inner turmoil and anxiety, and kept the tower the same. It would've shown a progression to the breakup as opposed to "this has always been a disaster"
@Sleepyey3s7 ай бұрын
I love how her opinion on Eugene has changed, he went from wannabe James Charles to the King. Also Eugene is proof the writers can do character arcs well, they just don't.
@garlicfox17 ай бұрын
AHHAHHAAAAAAA AUDRIE YOUR BACK OMG HI I am going to pause everything I’m doing to watch this
@biphonic7 ай бұрын
the biggest problem with the 'Love episode' is its basically the secret tunnel episode from avatar the last airbender.
@aceofheartzxaver13667 күн бұрын
Except y'know....shitty
@thedoctors6667 ай бұрын
Coming from amazing villains like Alvin, Dagur, Ryker, Viggo, Kragen, Johann, Drago and even Grimmel to what there is now, is just sad
@daviddimitrov36967 ай бұрын
The guy changing races has to be on purpose at this point, you can't tell me it was a "lighting accident" in EVERY SEASON xD
@Lavender20057 ай бұрын
I dont even know how hiccup trapped the woled serpent when its said that its so big it curls around world and bites its own tail (or something)
@jothecocopop7 ай бұрын
With the way things are going, I won’t be surprised if the “Stuff I Liked” section for Season 8 is just “It’s finally fucking over.” 😂
@nivvy45067 ай бұрын
In regards to the Tarot Cards. There's a lot of ways to "read" them, and I treat them as something that can help you reflect on events that have happened or could happen. June seems to use a three card spread which typically is read as the past, present, and future. I don't know if that was her intent but I'll list out what each of the cards means and how I believe she can interpret them based on my limited knowledge of the show. 8 of Cups: This card shows a figure walking away from the cups, representing readiness to walk away from something and consider what is really important in your life. It can represent a detachment from material possessions in pursuit of something greater, or leaving a situation that negatively effects you. In the context of the show it could mean some need to consider their place in the group, and whether or not in benefits themselves to remain. 5 of Coins: Although sometimes depicted as coins, these cards are typically called "Pentacles". The 5 of Pentacles shows two different groups, in that card's art it is the crippled boy and the regal woman. This card shows that even when hope seems lost, there are opportunities if you seek them out. This card reminds one to feed their spirit by focusing on relationships rather than material possessions. This card seems to fit, reminding them to focus on their relationships, although I'm not sure what, if any, material goods would be driving them apart. The Tower: The Tower represents change, serving to remind the reader to not grow complacent in their current situation as it can always be whisked away. Change is always coming, but how the pieces fall are up to you. This could symbolize that their group is in danger of disbanding, although Tarot Cards aren't really used (at least by me) as definitive. All in all the cards seem to be accurate for the writer's intention, but having June use it as a "oh no our team is going to break up!" moment is a bit of a missed step. She could really have used this opportunity to display her spiritualism as a positive quality, using it as a teaching moment to have their team reflect on their issues then and there. But the show demands characters ham fistedly learn lessons through their boring adventures so I guess I expect too much. Edit: Oh the ironic self fulfilling prophecy of the cards telling the group to focus on their relationship, and through June's own incompetence she essentially forces the group apart. It's not the cards' fault that June doesn't know how to use them. The cards advise them to focus on their relationship and resolve the issue, but instead she just freaks out over the idea and forces the thing the cards warned of. Classic
@Sammy_The_Umbreon7 ай бұрын
WHAT THE?!?! I looked away for a couple of months AND WE'RE ON SEASON 7?!?!?!?!? When did that happen!
@eglol6 ай бұрын
I mean, the low amount of episodes per season and the low amount of effort in the writing means that seasons start and finish faster I guess
@xx_robotkrew_xx14467 ай бұрын
Hobs was mine and my brother’s favorite character in season 7. He was just so goofy that we couldn’t not like him lol
@crystalgaming11857 ай бұрын
Heart of heros is literally cave of the two lovers from avatar. As it starts, with Tom and Anng fighting with Jun and katara saying their were not interested each other. Then they are stuck with emotional connected animals as they try to figure out their relationship. Of course avatar did it better.
@aceofheartzxaver13667 күн бұрын
LEAGUES better and it's been confirmed aang and katara kissed in the darkness
@mint74427 ай бұрын
I couldn’t breathe when Tom said “only jun can talk to me like that”
@ShaunakDesaiPiano6 ай бұрын
13:52 if you look at Winston’s forehead, which is shown for all of a second, Winston has changed race again.
@NeptuniaMorgan6 ай бұрын
Not again, Winston! We talked about this! No race changing anymore! 😂
@cjsantiago40356 ай бұрын
Bro changes colors more than a chameleon 💀
@isaacstevenson29607 ай бұрын
That assassination side plot was golden. It makes a more competent and better plot than the “plots” of this whole show. Also are you feeling ok after taking all those shots?
@crysthemist6 ай бұрын
58:49 The dragons’ instinctual fear towards eels was already explained in one of the previous shows (I think defenders? Been a minute since I’ve rewatched it). Eating eels makes dragons (except typhoomarangs) go batshit crazy. It’s a BAD TRIP that makes them excessively violent and increases their fire breath capacity by a lot. I’m not surprised at this line and how they totally forgot the preexisting in-universe explanation for this, but the amount of times they reuse old plot points from the old shows, you’d think that they’d remember that piece of lore. That line was also fucking useless and GAVE US NOTHING. Anyways Audrie, I’m surprised you didn’t give this tirade yourself lmao
@mr.raccoon19997 ай бұрын
My night has just gotten better
@hibikuokudan7 ай бұрын
38:57 I'm rather experienced with reading tarot cards. The 5 of pentacles can refer to a loss of faith, resources, or a relationship (typically romantic) So it doesn't really mean "the group will break up", it would mean "the group will lose faith in each other", which is kinda what happens
@hibikuokudan6 ай бұрын
Also, the tower does refer to destruction, but ALSO rebuilding. Specifically, rebuilding something stronger And the 8 of cups at the start can refer to escaping a problematic situation, to leaving something behind for something new. This spread mostly likely means "you're in a toxic situation, get the eff out, lose that relationship. It'll hurt, you'll fall, but you'll rebuild yourself better "
@theexistingcat91587 ай бұрын
24:26 I watched this season (I know, I’m a hero) and I CALLED that she would give Alex a crown for this. Hell. YES.
@giornogiovanna25396 ай бұрын
I really wish Tom hit June with "yknow what. I DONT like spending time with you. Youre right sooo yeah"
@monedooo7 ай бұрын
they are gonna need a shovel to dig a hole dipper for themselves
@randomkidstv6720Ай бұрын
If anyone thinks that it's unrealistic for the kids getting into petty fights for no reason, splitting apart, then getting back together and fine with each other's company, only for them to go back to fighting the next episode, this is LITERALLY how my two younger brothers act every single day.
@fionarodgers48067 ай бұрын
Warning, this is going to be long, so strap in. The way they portray Jormungandr as an apex predator is mind-boggling. First off, the way they treat the threat of Jormungandr makes no sense because that’s not even how apex predators act in real life. The term “Apex Predator” just means that it’s at the top of the food chain and no animal (or in this case, dragon) naturally preys on it. The way it acts suggests that it wants to eat all the dragons in the Hidden World, which would drive dragons to extinction and would eliminate its food supply, and it would eventually die. Also, even if we were to ignore all of that, this thing is way too small to be an apex predator. The Red Death could probably eat this thing easily and the Bewilderbeast could probably step on it and it would die. I’ve heard the theory that Jormungandr will grow larger as it eats, but 1, Season eight Jormugandr shows no signs of this, and 2, it would just make it even more set in stone than it was before that this thing is a rip-of Great Devourer from Ninjago (I mean, it's kinda already obvious considering the title "Rise of Jormungandr" is very reminiscent of "Rise of the Great Devourer", but you get what I mean). And, Hiccup wouldn’t just lock this thing up. If it was really that dangerous then Hiccup would have just killed it, not left it to slowly die of starvation or dehydration. And do you know what makes this even more unbelievable? There is a dragon in the existing canon that they could have used. It's called the Purple Death. This dragon appeared in the comic "The Legend of Ragnarok" and not only is this serpentine dragon massive, but the Berkians actually thought that it was the "Serpent of Midgard" aka, Jormungandr. Richard Hamilton said that it’s around the same size as the Red Death (and assuming it is similar to the Red Death in behavior, it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch to assume that it eats other dragons). And in the comic, it looks like it could be closer to the size of the Bewilderbeast. And, even its presence can disturb other dragons. Also, it was implied that this dragon can survive in a state of hibernation for hundreds of years. In the comic, Hiccup used a Changewing to hypnotize it to sleep for "several thousand years or so." The Purple Death then fell back into the ocean. So they could have it encaged by the land itself, after all the years of erosion, instead of by Hiccup. And it wouldn’t be very hard to assume that it sunk into the earth like a fossil into the Hidden World (Okay that made a lot more sense in my head but I think it makes more sense than most of what we’ve seen in the show). And this would also give them an opportunity to use a dragon the other shows and movies didn't. They could literally just take the model from the game Dragons: Rise of Berk, and my entire rant could have been avoided. They could have had the climax go something like this: The kids see in the depiction of Jormungandr a general location of where it sleeps. After searching, the kids can't find any traces of Jormungandr, then Buzzsaw shows up and a battle ensues. Little do the combatants know that beneath their feet is the dragon they were searching for, which awakens to the chaos above. With the help of several misaimed shots, the Purple Death breaks free of its rocky prison and runs rampant in the Hidden World, desperate to feed its starving belly. (I commented some of this in a conversation on Raisorblade’s review and was told that this was better than what we got so, yeah?) And this way, the dragon has been starving for 1300 years and is just trying to feed itself, instead of whatever motivation it has in the show.
@GunmarTheBlack7 ай бұрын
22:11 You should've just titled the video 'Season 7 June turned me into an alcoholic' 😂 I can't wait to see how bad the rest of the season is I'm sorry we put you through this
@mintefox7 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSSSS IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS VID edit: the inaccuracy of Norse mythology is so much I can’t even. I’d accept a creative interpretation or reimagining, but they just take words or general concepts and vomit them out along with whatever shit they ate yesterday
@thedoctors6667 ай бұрын
In the original show, when there was a conflict between the gang, it was always for a good reason and it always helped character growth and development, whether it be the gang learning to thrust and forgive Dagur, or snotlout learning to be more considerate to his friends
@theratthatgotyeeted7 ай бұрын
Saying this now because i know its gonna come up later With how small Jörmungandr IS it either has to be a juvenile or its growth has been stunted or probably both but knowing this show its probably just like that
@Primal_Sandvich6 ай бұрын
Watched it when the review first came out, watching it again now
@LjCast-b6q6 ай бұрын
Same I usually watch them about three or four times
@myahmyah22877 ай бұрын
1. the world serpent is much bigger than it is in the show its literally called that because it can wrap around the world like a gridle 2. the world serpent is a child of Loki but its his son not his daughter, unless June was referring to the world serpent's sister Hel and, Hel being the goddess of the underworld and death but considering the episode is about the world serpent then she's probably not referring to Hel 3. the serpent doesn't have poison breath it has poison but not as a breath rather as its bite. 4. World serpent doesn't trigger Ragnarok yes it has a part in it but rather the forever winter triggers Ragnarok, part of Ragnarok is Thor and World Serpent fighting and killing each other. edit: Okay so June is refering to Helheim then yes she was referring to the goddess Hel for some reason so major inaccurate thing World Serpent isn't in Helheim its in the oceans of midgard aka Earth's oceans
@EEe-zd2rt7 ай бұрын
i just woke up from a nap and my brightness was all the way up and audries face just blinded me
@allenhawkins7 ай бұрын
You don’t how long I’ve been waiting for this.
@DuskShadow2357 ай бұрын
38:39 Breakdown of the Tarot cards - 8 of cups - 5 of coins (which I’m guessing is the equivalent of the 5 of Pentacles, idk why they changed that tho- you’d think that if they were doing tarot cards they’d do it within the realm of tarot card knowledge) - The Tower Classic 3-card Spread which can mean one of two things 1. Past Present Future 2. Situation challenge outcome (Yes she was doing a friggin reading on herself, not the entire group, to do a reading like that you need either three cards for each person or ten cards in total, she was doing it wrong from the start folks) The cards Disclaimer, this is based off my own deck and what the cards mean, but every deck is different (and ironically enough my deck is a dragon deck of tarot cards lol) I’m also assuming that this is the situation challenge outcome 8 of cups - Restlessness causes you to question many aspects of your life and possibly with good cause and maybe it is time for some major changes. But remember that it is your own restlessness and need for sense of purpose that is driving you. Others will not appreciate being blamed for what is basically your problem. 5 of Coins (pentacles) - Traditionally this is a financially unlucky card, indicating problems and possible unemployment. Often these are caused simply by the fear of them happening, so you might be creating your own bad luck. By way of compensation, your love life should blossom, so try and be less materialistic. Occasionally though, this card can signal a windfall. XVI The Tower - Without warning the order breaks down and chaos begins to break loose. Upheaval, betrayal and failure threaten to shake your self belief. This is a common card for people facing challenges of mid-life, although love can create similar havoc at any age, as can politics, war, and business. Such revelations always lead to clearer understanding in the long term, however. Conclusion: “This friend group is going to break up” is the worst possible conclusion of these three cards, if she actually knew how to read tarot cards she would have said the meanings along with the cards Here’s my own conclusion of the cards as someone who reads tarot as a hobby. Situation: the friend group is struggling because of their own doing (makes sense because they’re all a-holes to each other how does the group even function?!) Challenge: this is being caused by the fear of it happening. (Also makes sense because JESUS CHRIST LADY WITH THE PUPLE EYES WHOS NAME I CANNOT REMEMBER. “My conclusion is our friend group is going to break up”?! That’s the most anxiety inducing way to deliver it!) Outcome: Chaos, but they should be able to pull through if their actually friends Final conclusion: DreamWorks got the cards right, but the process of actually shuffling, drawing, reading them, and talking about them completely wrong, no wonder why this is such a train wreck. Seriously the “team” breaking up could have been avoided if they knew how to actually talk through their issues, not be petty and argumentative!! Also the “World Serpent” is called Ouroboros, not “Jormegander” or whatever it’s called. *Distant screaming*
@SammyRobinson622326 ай бұрын
Let’s hope KZbinr doesn’t delete this again. Keep up the great work Audrie. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉. Your pain and suffering won’t go unnoticed
@giulf3der9577 ай бұрын
1:06:50 I have the headcanon that at some point after Homecoming, Hiccup completely lost his mind, you can see him in mental pain from the end of the 3rd movie (and even earlier in the same movie) to the entire special short (where he looks like he's treated like the idiot of the village even if he's the chief idk); Since everyone keeps bullying and attempting to unalive him for no reason (included his kids and his wife) and loosing his father, his mother disappearing again and missing Toothless, after giving up everything (including his leg) he had sacrificed to archieve: the friendship between Vikings and dragons, just for the well being of his buddy who was in love with the glittery Barbie doll.. Buddy who forgot about him a few years later anyway (canon)...... So At this point in time, even if he went back to live with Dragons, he was already crazy ekdjfngnvk I wish the 3rd movie was better. I wouldn't have had this idea if they didn't destroy everything they built in the prequels and in the shows.
@jadecoolness1017 ай бұрын
Don't get me started on the third movie... what a trainwreck.