Why Everyone Hates UrbanSpook

[@DefinitelyBoredOranges]

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[@alexv3372]

Are you willing cover the Kris Tyson and Mr beast drama? I have a playlist on this if you wanna check it out! Or not….

[@DefinitelyBoredOranges]

@@alexv3372 what 😭

[@Ccgrady001]

:)

[@cherrycolareal]

​@@DefinitelyBoredOranges don't do it

[@mvbm4863]

The discord isn't working

[@Silvahhhhhhhhhh]

Urbanspook in a nutshell: ”The victim was stabbed eighty bajillion times and their balls were tickled."

[@tudytudy3316]

Autopsy shows that the victim lived for another 156 years

[@leahv.5925]

(Insert shitly made photoshoped face)

[@gravitycoil828]

@@tudytudy3316 dreadfully before succumbing to "bullet in ball" disease

[@hershelroswell]

"the pet hamster was turned into a pez dispenser for sildenafil"

[@AnonymousC-D]

Ball tickler analog horror series when

[@lolitamolita5354]

"This is Poopstain McNumbertwo. He was found dead in his apartmemt. His ears were cut off. His fingers were cut off. His eyelids were cut off. He was lying on his kitchen floor when police found him. There was a painting laid over his stomach. This is the painting. 👁👄👁

[@bomberman9296]

And there were semen in his eyelids and wax on the stomach

[@lolitamolita5354]

​@@bomberman9296UrbanShit would put something like that in there

[@Sirhc_B8207]

You forgot the 400 stab wounds

[@lolitamolita5354]

​@@Sirhc_B8207"ackshually the stab wounds were implied because they were hidden under the painting 🤓" would be the reason

[@Togmalunchbox]

and he had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 stab wounds in his left testicle and 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 in his right

[@scribonia_art]

The voice actress did such a good job that I thought the reveal was going to be UrbanSpook had used a real actual 911 call of a murder in the series.

[@doubleaabatteries4362]

That 911 call messed me up for a wholez that actress was great 😭

[@thylascene]

​@@doubleaabatteries4362 fr bro :sob: i legit tought both that AND the description was real (also ayy ruby pfp)

[@Lu_ciernaga]

i was genuinely expecting for bored oranges to say the creator had grabbed an irl emergencies call and how messed up it was

[@Gummpers]

same, that was like genuinely amazing voice acting, i felt like tears were about to start filling my eyes

[@EmoBasil]

The call genuinely left me unsettled, it was was all done surprisingly well, compared to the quality of everything else shown and talked about

[@Yelloweyedrobo]

Urbanspook fans: you guys don’t know real horror The real horror in question: Police found Alan Mcshithead dead in his apartment with his rear end cut off. Lemon juice was found in his bellybutton and the killer drew a big peepee on his forehead in purple crayon. This painting, titled “Assless Alan” was found next to the body.

[@cheyanne2001]

'Assless Alan' goes hard ngl

[@mysterygamermgclues8864]

Rear end cut off? 🤔 I think I know the killer which I shall dramatically reveal. M R K R A B S!!! 🤯🤯

[@ChloeCommentss]

To be honest that's better than everything in the series, I'd prefer if the Painter wasn't soem "master planner" but rather just grafittis with his coloured pencils on dead people.

[@josecarlosgarcialopez737]

I would have preferred if this series was just a bunch of edgy and bad shitpost that had a weird and cryptic, but at the same time funny story behind it.

[@froggycutie0]

assless alan 😭

[@mjmoffatt6097]

This series kinda sems like the "this is just one corner of my dark and twisted mind 😈" meme

[@chair4710]

I went to the newest comment and found you

[@mjmoffatt6097]

@@chair4710 good

[@thebishopofme]

I was a judge for a local playwright entry festival and we had a 2edgy4u high school dude submit an entry about a kid legit turning into a demon to kill his dad (who was a a target because he was strict, that is it) then went on to kill God...? It was immediately rejected. It was still better than urbanspook.

[@aliencafe]

To him, I bet crazy bread is just regular bread…… Terrifying

[@vegterble]

@@thebishopofme did he plagiarize fucking onision????

[@weaponized_autismm]

THIS FEELS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A 14 YEAR OLD WHO JUST GOT GROUNDED IN HIS ROOM AND IS SILENTLY SLAMMING HIS DOOR 😭😭😭

[@teirdalin]

Probably is to be fair.

[@stoned4_2_0]

How do you silently slam a door?

[@sh1niii]

@@stoned4_2_0 by slamming a door, but quietly

[@Generalmacka]

@@sh1niiiyeah, how

[@sh1niii]

@@Generalmacka you just silently slam the door, to not make any sound

[@frengulon]

her arms were cut off, her legs were cut off, her ears were cut off...

[@IvanTheEyeThing40000]

OMG I CAME HERE JUST TO SAY THIS LMAO💀💀💀

[@hurquestionmark]

and her body showed signs of necrophilia. tune in next time for another police report where we only describe what happened in the crime, and give no update in regards to progress on tracking the killers.

[@SHIZLLIFER]

​@@hurquestionmarkyo what

[@diceroanoke7363]

WRONG Her ears she will keep…

[@MezzyB0NB0N]

@@diceroanoke7363but they’ve been stabbed 1098725437648462974 times…..

[@vincentedgeworth6666]

"28 STAB WOUNDS!!" -the whole plot of urbanspook

[@andrez40]

YOU DIDN'T LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?!?!?

[@milogyun]

THE REFERENCE TO DETROIT BECOME HUMAN IS CRAZY

[@tiredrenzo.mp4]

CONNOR YAHAHAHAH

[@EnergeticExtra]

DETROIT BECOME HUMAN REFERENCE IN 2024? LETS GO!

[@B-dn8jw]

Bro this should be the title fr

[@idi0tsanswich379]

the 500th victim was given glass bones and paper,they broke his legs and arms and let his lay in agony until his heart attack put him to sleep

[@sawgiie]

they call him... glass joe

[@French_Fries9]

@@sawgiieglass joe lore 😱

[@cheeseandcorn4635]

​@@sawgiiepunch out

[@sawgiie]

@@cheeseandcorn4635 1 win, 99 losses, 100% faith

[@Brighty587]

The main problem with Ubran Spook is the lack of a protagonist The series would atleast be somewhat interesting with one But no, the series is purely just a compilation of murders read out in heavy description

[@voidlesskitten9286]

Literally all of this could have been solved by making the person finding/watching the tapes the protag. Maybe it's been several years since these killings so it's assumed the killers are dead or inactive. The MC finds these tapes and for whatever reason, starts to investigate/compile evidence on their own. The first couple of episodes is pretty standard compilations of things they found, until episode 3 or 4, the MC receives an unmarked letter with a painting of their house or them. You can slowly ramp up the creepy horror aspect by having the killer(s) mess with the MC by sending evidence to them or pictures of them out and about, so theres a sense of being watched, but for whatever reason the MC doesn't stop, perhaps because they're being egged on by the Painter because they got bored of murdering (hence originally stopping) and now view messing with the MC as a new entertainment.

[@noctisastrum7495]

​@@voidlesskitten9286heck maybe the MC could be the parent(s) of Corey and Margaret beck like maybe they could have been a private investigator solving the painter case and even manage to save one of the painter's victim so in retaliation the painters find corey and Margaret and do all those terrible things to them. So now the f**ktoy corey thing could have more weight, as this is the painters way of messing with the P.I. and a message to whoever tries to stop them.

[@Brighty587]

@@noctisastrum7495 the fact that you and voidlesskitten have managed to conjure up better plots/ideas for UbranSpook is genuinely embarrassing lol

[@noctisastrum7495]

@@Brighty587 thanks! Also, to expand on my idea, maybe the painter also manages to make himself look like one of the parents in order to kidnap Corey and Margaret and even go as far as to framed them for this horrible crime and let's say it's the father who unfortunately gets incarcerated. So, not only does this create a more personal conflict between the mother investigator(maybe her name could be Regina) and the painters, but also establish that one of the painters can make themselves look like anyone. Since the guy is an artist, maybe he could be proficient in disguises and acting as a way to hide in plain sight and scope out potential victims.

[@TortoiseNotTurtle]

Honestly the protag might as well be the killers with how much fucking plot armor they have. They've literally left their semen in corpses and stepped in blood yet somehow the police haven't immediately gotten their DNA? For real? They're supposedly able to move enough wax to contain a fully grown adult being into an apartment without every being spotted by anyone. Like sure, Jason and Michaek are invincible or whatever but they have that as their appeal. This isn't a, "who is Jason vorhees?" Series but a, "we have to either fight this MF or run from him". The Painter just does whatever because fuck it he's Urbanslug's glorious king.

[@PMSeymour]

If I had known better this sounds like they took a bunch of murder crime scenes and threw em in ChatGPT for the most “gruesome” scenes for this whole damn story

[@chipkid]

PM SEYMOUR???

[@Silly_man831]

was not expecting to see pm here

[@lulashlyn728]

PMSeymour jumpscare

[@NoName-sv2uz]

User "Post Meridian Seymour" was found with his legs, arms, teeth, ears, nose, hair, ears, and head cut off. Also, there was a painting. Here it is: 👀🧠🫀🫁🦷🦷🦷👅👄👂👃🦶🦵🏽🦴🦴🦴🤜🤛

[@queueuof]

SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

[@Milliethepumpkin]

Imagine if instead of Glenn dying in the walking dead, neagan just pulls out some random dude we never saw before and describes how he killed him

[@Oranges0ul]

I mean at least Glenn would still be alive. All jokes aside I know exactly what you mean.

[@coraboner4952]

GLENN DIES?!!!!!!!!

[@enderkatze6129]

Isabelle giving the wrong Adress could've been SO easily explained by saying she used to live there

[@galacticpotato833]

And sometimes gps systems fucks up, my house was in x street in x place, but the gps always told everybody it was in x street y place

[@mintstar3]

This is a little more farfetched than your version, but if Isabelle knew the family and the killers told her they had hurt them, she might've given the wrong address because she thought if the paramedics got there quick enough there could still be a chance of them being alive. Boom! Tragedy, loss, drama! They could have also done it where she said her address but they found the address of the other family in her brain or some edgy shit. Like oooh the killer put the address of murdered family #20 in her ear scaryyyyy.

[@AnthonyShevenock]

another explanation Urban Spook could of given is that it was one of the killers on the phone with the police trying to f with them.

[@kurotea4131]

@@mintstar3 Going down the route of her knowing the family in some way would've also added to her character imo. Even in her final moments she cared for others and was selfless making her death have some impact

[@mintstar3]

@@kurotea4131 Especially if the killers told her about the family's son (that the killers had kidnapped). she could've wanted the cops to get there so they could get a head start on investigating his disappearance.

[@dudeguy7469]

I think its funny how urbanspook tries to be this edgy 4chan guy who claims to not be bothered by what people say, but then turns around and throws a fit when people criticize his series or actions. except wendigoon because he knows he couldnt get away with it, hes as spinless as he is tasteless.

[@BearsChannel69]

He contradicts himself with everything he says, its honestly pathetic.

[@jacksongreen4107]

So you’re saying that average channers _aren’t_ hypocritical crybabies?

[@mallarieluvsgirls]

no that’s how 4channers act too lmao

[@BatcaveSystem2012]

lowtiergodcore

[@conorganism]

@@BearsChannel69yum

[@UNLUCKYCREATUR_]

"It doesn't advance the plot- because there is none." LMAOO

[@TheEmperorYTP]

"This is Jimmy Smith Jr. He was found in his mother's mobile home. His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy. There was vomit on his sweater already. Testing showed it was his mom's spaghetti. A painting found next to the body showed that Smith was nervous, but on the surface, he looked calm and ready to drop bombs, but he kept on forgetting what he wrote down. The whole crowd went so loud. He opened his mouth, but the words wouldn't come out. He was choking, how; everybody was joking now. The name of the painting was 'The clock's run out. Times up, over, blaow.'"

[@averynormalacount2887]

I fucking love you

[@FiL_0]

"After the police officers who found the body snapped back to reality, they recovered a note shoved up Jimmy's urethra that said 'Oh, there goes gravity.' "

[@averynormalacount2887]

@@FiL_0 i... I have no words but. I love you

[@78jujubs]

This comment needs more likes

[@Dallas_-lx6vj]

Holy shit, this was beautiful

[@Perdix64]

I feel horror and humor have a lot of overlap. You over explain a joke, you ruin the joke. You over explain horror, you lessen the fear factor.

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

EXACTLY

[@anth636]

“If you have to explain the scare, THERE IS NO SCARE!” - Scarecrow, probably

[@silverbullet7691]

That’s so freaking true. Like one of my favorite old creepypastas is Candle Cove. Direct, patient, and well built up. I didn’t need anyone to explain to me why it was eerie. There was no need for egregious de@th or violence to make my skin crawl. Same thing with the Oldest View. That one is a masterpiece in and of itself! Quiet, subtle fear in storytelling is so much more effective than the Painter.

[@Yami-mugoni613]

@@silverbullet7691it depends on the horror really, for most cosmic horror the more you know the more scary the horror you get. You won’t total get it but but the desire to understand is usually lead to the horror for that

[@ActivistBatonVI]

​@@Yami-mugoni613 Exactly, an example of overexplaining ruining the fear is with a slasher villain or serial killer, there's so many times you can write a tragic backstory for your killer and it becomes so derivative to where whatever intrigue the villain has, it ends up taking from Psycho with an abusive mom.

[@AntiVectorTV]

UrbanSpook uses mutilation the same way Vivziepop uses swear words.

[@GoodBrotherGrimm]

Try having your own opinion once in a while.

[@subjectvalence7260]

Real

[@ironflux4219]

@@GoodBrotherGrimmbros mad he's right

[@GoodBrotherGrimm]

@@ironflux4219 Tf does that even mean? Is this something I'm not mindlessly bandwagony enough to get?

[@Lost_goober]

​@@GoodBrotherGrimmHe had his own opinion, you're mad he's right?

[@xXSamir44Xx]

One of my biggest issues with the series, apart from how needlessly edgy it is, is that Urbanspook wants me to believe this killer, sorry killers, somehow haven't been caught. There's no way they aren't leaving tons of DNA behind wasting hours to commit the most over the top murders and mutilations. Then there's the fact that this is supposedly a small town, in the US. There is no way people didn't arm themselves after multiple people were kidnapped or just straight up murdered in their own homes.

[@voidlesskitten9286]

Honestly most unrealistic part is that nobody has a gun on them especially the farmer and that nobody just shoots these guys on sight despite both of them being visually distinctive and no sign of being supernatural.

[@Bill_Cyper67]

(​@voidlesskitten9286 ) Yea! If I heard some guy kill people in horrific ways I would lock my door and arm myself, not just lay on the couch and say "Dam, alright"

[@TortoiseNotTurtle]

Some-fucking-how they got enough wax to COVER A HUMAN BEING in an apartment... And like here's the thing, I don't even think that'd take hours, that'd have to be a whole day maybe. And it was DRY!

[@silverbullet7691]

Not to mention the… eh, “body fluids” actively left at the crimes. Like there is a frickin’ ton of DNA left behind because the writer had to keep writing SA in the story. Not to mention since there is home cctv, it’s likely modern time with the advancements of DNA forensics so matching the DNA of the killers to any one logged in the system or family would be so much easier than murders in the 50s and 60s.

[@scaryfuckingshapes]

@@TortoiseNotTurtle not to mention they supposedly lugged all that wax up a drain pipe xD

[@johngobble]

The body was found covered in paper cuts, their teeth were brushed but they had a mouth full of orange juice they had all their hang nails taken out (the pain must’ve been unbearable) they had an eyelash in both eyes and they had a stuffy nose, the victim was alive just very uncomfortable and annoyed the victim was quoted saying “they drank all my milk and put the carton back in the fridge”

[@funnyguythe285th]

"THE MINOR INCONVENIENCE"

[@BDminipaints]

Monstrous

[@copiouspain]

Series name: The Doodler

[@muffin_thief]

what is someone made an entire urbanspook parody that was just this and all the paintings are just slightly annoyed people

[@Random64]

Fate worse than death itself

[@Gustavo-gato]

13:41 Bro hearing this give me CHILLS, There so much wasted potential in this series

[@BaronVonPurp]

"At 8:45 PM police came to the apartment of Definitely Bored Oranges, he was found with 4236 oranges shoved up his bum bum. His eyeballs were dripping with orange juice and his blood was replaced with Kool aid. The words "Hey Apple" were scribbled on the wall in infant blood. There was a painting laying across his back: 🤜⭕🤛 The killer has killed 400,000 ppl in this town of like 500,000 and we have no idea wtf we're doing. Lmao"

[@mkarg5012]

damn...chills

[@kaitoquik]

Holy shite

[@chair7198]

Damn, that description spooked my urban so bad

[@suItict]

😨

[@dankobatistic8143]

Hey apple!

[@fryguytm]

urbanspook when ancientcalm walks in

[@Shlante]

Ancientcomfy

[@ekonic9189]

ruralchill

[@doomchromee8648]

Ruralcalm

[@TurbopropPuppy]

"ancientcalm" is way more ominous than "urbanspook" i'll say it

[@anth636]

@@TurbopropPuppyit sounds like slang for a drug that makes you feel emotions that don’t exist

[@The_BEERMISER]

"We found the victim named Terry laying on his bed covered in piss with a half eaten orange marker in his left nostril, his testicles were cut off... There was a painting next to him titled... No testicleTerry"

[@cactisea]

a victim named quangich mcburgerbottom was found with 24729 hamburgers shoved up his rectum. a painting nearby was titled: buttlickin good

[@thedumb9381]

urbaspout: the teeth were skibidi... the mogger was looksmaxxed... something something shocking

[@taliajung1553]

"The mogger was looksmaxxed" Shakespeare could never write such glory

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

She was gooned multiple times in the gyatt before having her mewing streak cut off. The words “L Rizz” were written in purple on her forehead, sigmaling another formulaic murder ala the Grimace Shake cases. Another painting was left at the crime scene. The Rizzler has struck again with no trace left behind (because he was successful at edging)

[@mudshack4149]

@@Joey7Z7Horrorthe painting was called gooned on gyatt Gertude

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

@@mudshack4149 I edged to that painting

[@besttoiletfixerever]

Now I just want a skibidi toilet analog horror with brainrot language throughout the series like " Skibidi Sink mogged Beta John and gooned his gyatt while rizzing his wife"

[@reinbew62]

Honestly, the 911 call genuinely gave me chills. Urban (and Isabelle's voice actress) did a very good job there. But the reveal that she was drilled in the head kinda ruins the moment. When I hear the sound of her dying, I speculate about tons of ways on how she died, then immediately after it just gets revealed.

[@minerlady140]

It made me cry… I was by myself thinking “why couldn’t I have saved her…” I still think about it now…

[@Chonkems]

Let me introduce you to Ready or Not, a game with actually good 911 dialogue AND good writing! It's on Steam.

[@llcdrdndgrbd]

I think it's primarily the actor who gets the credit for that being a decent moment, she's an actress who actually understands how to convey terror far more than her employer urban.

[@Flaneu]

​@@minerlady140 bro cried because of analog horror

[@caramel9154]

@@Flaneu yeah man, people get scared by the horror genre. i dont. i dont know what your point is.

[@onestormgx8948]

Imagine someone telling you the entire story of lord of the rings, in 6 sentences, then showing you an image of the ring sinking in lava, then expecting the same level of impact, storytelling and adoration that the books or the film get. Urbanspook is to horror what Metastasis is to breaking bad.

[@edengardenis]

i watched urbanspook before i ended up watching other youtubers talk about it, and i genuinely couldn't enjoy any of it. it didn't even make me scared, just grossed me out with all the vivid descriptions of what happened to each victim and i ended up not finishing it cuz i was bored and grossed out. stuff like mandela catalogue genuinely frightened me to the point where i couldn't even look in the mirror without lights on for at least 2 weeks

[@lxn4r._onpawzz]

i couldnt look in a dark area without feeling paranoid or feel safe going to sleepfor like 5 days after i watched the boiled one phenomenon lol.

[@ack7956]

I had a similar thing, except I watched part of 8-BitRyan's first vid before checking it out myself. Man, the disappointment I felt. Ryan carried HARD with the- admittedly still lackluster- spookiness. The Walten Files legitimately made me scared to be out at night or be around in the dark because of how freaked out it made me, but everything in Urban Spook left me numb and grossed out. It's not scary to encase a guy in wax with a random extra hand there, sorry I have to be the bearer of bad news 💀

[@dankerbell]

i still can't ever look at the moon the same way thanks to local58, tbh nothing hits the way that did

[@orang9134]

you gotta be like 6 years old if a youtube video makes you not look at mirrors for 2 weeks

[@lxn4r._onpawzz]

@@orang9134 no need to be rude. some people just get scared more easy

[@RosieCandle08]

Urban seeing Wendigoon talking about it in a four hour video and calling it bad: I'm happy that you said something about it it means a lot to me! Urban seeing Pastra say something about it on twitter: Your mom doesn't love you, your dad left you, your grandma hates you, and you're gonna grow up to be Adam Sandler!

[@skelebonez1349]

From what it seems on Twitter now which I don’t think people really check They seemed to have made up and urban spook had said sorry on it I believe

[@cheyanne2001]

Jokes on UrbanSpook, Adam Sandler is rich and famous with no controversies around him so gg

[@blademasterzero]

“Waitin for them to play Gangnam style”

[@queueuof]

adam sandlers ultimate custom night

[@kraktjoetv]

They're all gonna laugh at you!

[@lmclelland2172]

The fact that you acknowledge that kiss in JoJo as being sexual assault one, it caught me off guard and two I’m really happy that you did because anytime I’ve ever brought up any issues or things involving that with the anime community I was attacked and mocked for essentially being caught off guard by a rap scene and it caused PTSD I’ve gotten mocked by the anime community for that so to have yousomething so simple as a kiss as being sexual assault that really brightens my day

[@bobothetransdimensionalhob2659]

bro jojo has the best rap scenes

[@CreeperG3]

"Wait a minute, (get it?) how i live it(?) ten toes in when we standin on business, im a big steppa, undaground methods, i forgot the rest​@@bobothetransdimensionalhob2659

[@Aeirion]

That 911 call actually got me, but man, it's so unfortunate that it's in the middle of Urban Spook.

[@DealWithTheJelly]

It was literally the best part. It sucks that we don't know the woman who voiced it

[@Jashinist-follower]

Nah, worst I heard is that one vita carnis video and the one fnaf video by twelve something, and hearing the child’s scream

[@notme8232]

The killer's face reveal gave me a jump, followed immediately by shame that of all things, THAT's what got me.

[@BiggerBear]

Agreed. It kept repeating in my head because that call was just.. beyond horrifying. Major props to the VA

[@CrimsonDoesStuff]

Seriously. I was drawing while playing this video in the background, and I genuinely had to put down my pencil for a second. I got chills.

[@p5strikerss]

im sensitive to stuff with animals and children. but this series is so bad that i literally felt nothing. i cant imagine something being so bad that it didnt trigger anything from me

[@DeadInside-hf4gh]

FRRRR, had the blankest expression seeing that. This isn't shock horror, it's spark scare.

[@mythcat1273]

Seriously. I still have flashbacks to that one episode of vita carnis but the dead fetus and the infamous f**ktoy cory were laughable

[@Max-oi5ny]

I was doing that one homelander stare meme when I watched urbanspook

[@EiOo-w4r]

​@@mythcat1273The harvester one?

[@mythcat1273]

@@EiOo-w4r yeah😭

[@B.-T.]

I love that urbanspook's comment on your previous video is so hard to find. Like, his comeback is so bad it was barely noticeable.

[@nekochuofficial]

I'm here before Urban Spook calls us all "autistic furries" in the comments 😊

[@mr.misto0954]

Aww… UrbanSpook is such a kind guy…

[@SolxTyrant]

They speak the truth

[@pyritepawz]

i mean i am an autistic furry

[@Perdix64]

@@pyritepawzI’m probably autistic, but I’m not a furry.

[@aspenhart_]

@@Perdix64 not yet~ (my legal obligations are fulfilled, time to disappear back to furHQ)

[@chaosbeam4654]

Brace yourself for Urban Spook’s incoming tantrum

[@dudeguy7469]

He's gonna cry and call people autistic or something

[@RealShrimpu]

@@dudeguy7469no no. the r slur is something up his alley to use

[@dudeguy7469]

@@RealShrimpu true

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

@dudeguy7469 Pretty much

[@anomalousanimates]

This video sucks. It's poor. Wanna know why? They think shock horror is bad, IT'S NOT! It's one of the most creative ideas known to man. And guess what? New stuff is okay! IT IS! This kind of analog horror is OKAY! IT'S NEW AND ITS" FINE!!! " This video has so many retarted points. If I COULD, I WOULD GIVE THIS SHIT 10 DISLIKES! Good bye, I am leaving this Earth and ascending to the ultimate life form, everybody here can bite the dust.

[@goffica2374]

It would’ve been a great and terrifying series if the Painter made art of the victims’ lives as if he were stalking them. Maybe a victim through their window at night while the tape talks about who they were? Showing his dedication to sit and watch them for hours to complete his paintings

[@cydippida]

I hate to tell you this, but Urban is likely in his late 20's, early 30's. He's been active on youtube for 13 years on his main account Urbanslug.

[@NootNoot718]

That just makes his tantrum even more pathetic

[@synth.visions]

I've read from multiple comments that he's apparently in his late 30s or even close to 40. But if that's true or not,I dunno.

[@lukethelegend9705]

That is really sad and kind of unsettling. He’s this far into life and this immature and focused on violence?

[@AxelPoggers]

@@lukethelegend9705my guess is he peaked in highschool

[@Toenail_VR]

@@lukethelegend9705 Don't watch a series about murder if you can't handle violence.

[@arlisbloxer05]

UrbanSpook is the kind of "analog horror" that would have been stuck on the front of the trollpasta wiki back in the day, and it would have stayed there for a solid year.

[@Digicara64]

😭🙏

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

It makes other Trollpasta's seem good in comparison.

[@FishGamingReal]

makes PatriXXX.exe seem like an actually good creepypasta

[@thunblot78]

God you're so right

[@DirtangelOFFICIAL]

Can't wait for him to include hyper-realistic blood and hyper-realistic eyes in the next episode!!

[@werdiscord867]

3:11 micheal jackson jump scare

[@christophererwin5718]

AAAAAAAA

[@Earthborn.elves.]

The last straw for me was that Urbanspook was selling merch with a painting depicting a child SA victim. That’s just really insensitive and messed up if you ask me.

[@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet]

Please specify that it’s a fictional character when you say stuff like this. Yes it’s gross but implying that it’s a painting of real child is not a good thing to do

[@HimenoWYD]

At least it’s not real, still fucked up tho

[@Earthborn.elves.]

@@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet Omg I’m so sorry I was really tired when I made this comment and didn’t think of it like that.

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Wait it’s fake? Who gives a shit then? lol

[@Communitychannel2001]

@@dreamsprayanimationwould you give this same pass to shadman who did the same thing to someone’s daughter? Like it’s just a drawing after all, so what if it depicts a sexualized child

[@TomoeGaKirai2]

The 911 call is scarier that whatever the f else this series had going on as a very empathetic and sensitive person, hearing Isabelle saying "I don't want to die" in such terror and asking the 911 desperately for help really made me feel terrible about her.

[@stlae]

MILK CHAN!!!

[@TomoeGaKirai2]

@@stlae ah, i see you're a man of culture

[@Stationarydogfrog]

Its insane how he actually took advice from his critics and made a pretty good nineth episode.

[@MientousGao]

It's llamas in hats but the creator wants you to take it seriously.

[@LavenderTea-lr3hc]

carrrrrl that kills people :(

[@rosemary3029]

​@@LavenderTea-lr3hcoh! Well, i didn't know that!!

[@shoerific]

@@rosemary3029how could you not know that?’

[@Ech_The_Sentiant]

Urban spook is the equivalent of a ten year old saying “well *this* guy stabbed a man 36 times in the balls and ate his cat because he’s EVILLLLLL” to try to scare his classmates. Edit: Also I love the painter’s stupid ass selfie.

[@StafkiGTN]

"Why did I stab a man 36 times In the balls and ate his cat? CAUSE I'M CRAAAZZY!!"

[@MAML_]

caaaaarllll that kills people

[@kookiesandcream5930]

​@@MAML_ oh.. i-i didn't know that

[@xX1Tr1ll10nXx]

14:26 if the police said that to me id be so pissed off id scare the murderer away

[@sharkjumpingwalrus6744]

The irony is that a analogue horror that focuses on a serial killer has the potential to be very good. Humans can be scary mother fuckers, but the killer in UrbanSpook is so tryhard you would be surprised the guy didn't die of exhaustion. Not even Jack the Ripper had the patience to pull shit like this, and that guy is a real life killer who had similar attitudes to the killer we see in UrbanSpook. If you want over the top kills that are scary, the mask comic that inspired the 1994 movie explores the idea of a not good person getting the powers of a cartoon in real life. There is nothing UrbanSpook can make that can top the idea of people getting used car parts shoved into them, with none of the cartoon physics we see in the movie.

[@BearsChannel69]

and the plothole that the police suck ass at catching him despite the fact he draws literal paintings of the victims (im assuming using actually paint and art supplies) and scatters around body parts for no reason at all. and i could be wrong but this series takes place in a small town in the US. I feel like after the first like 1 or 2 murders the people of the town would fucking arm themselves but noooooooooooo, apparently the people of the town just dont care.

[@thunblot78]

Jack the Ripper literally cut women's uterus's out and even he would look at the kills from UrbanSpook and say "You're a try hard bro"

[@eboyvolkihar616]

the poughkeepsie tapes is exactly that, still very edgy but it is much much scarier

[@llcdrdndgrbd]

​@@eboyvolkihar616the Poughkeepsie tapes uses more restraint which makes it more realistic. It's not actually realistic but much more so than urbanspook

[@JeanMarceaux]

The Crossed would look at the painter and be like "why you trying so damn hard bruv"

[@frostblitz77]

As I have made a video on this guy myself, he goes farther than just "being a dick" He is a hypocrite because he stated in several reddit posts that he started to series to promote his artwork (Every "Painting" he draws himself which I think is neat) however when the KZbinr Wendigoon commented on the issue...i'm pretty sure you know who he is. He goes out of his way to state that he made the series out of passion and not for public attention. Which is a lie. Additionally, the guy has gone on record to contradict his own statements in reddit posts and twitter posts. All of this isn't all THAT bad all things considered but taking into consideration how rude he is to others and how he lies to his auidence about his real intentions. It's a match made for hell EDIT: For those curious, he made several Reddit posts claiming that he started the series as a ay to promote his artwork...if we look at his responce to Wendigoon he claims that he started the series NOT to only promote his artwork. Clear contradiction there. Contradiction 2 is that he claims everything he says on X (Twitter) is to be taken as a joke, yet he makes posts making solid opinions on other people's workslike Pastra and Minaxa. Both were clearly NOT jokes and had no intention to be silly or make any point across other than "You suck lol" Contradiction number 3 is that he tells the people critiquing his work that their type of horror is "Autistic furry horror" When lo and behold, he makes a horror revolving around a Horse getting his rocks off to someone so hard that they DIE. Sounds kinda like projecting fantasies to me...gross ones at that

[@faeb.9618]

and don't forget the fact that while he was basically sucking up to the big guy wendigoon he insulted the absolute shit out of pastra for having basically the same opinion! dude is such a massive hypocrite it's pathetic

[@brawler5760]

@@faeb.9618Funniest part is that Pastra’s analog horror series, Dreams of an Insomniac, COMPLETELY blows UrbanSpook out of the fucken stratosphere.

[@frostblitz77]

@@faeb.9618 Couldn't have said it better myself

[@TortoiseNotTurtle]

​@faeb.9618 It's so funny because like Pastra, in my experience is one of the most forgiving and generous ppl. Pastra is like the kid at school that you could punch in the face and they'd still be nice to you. But because Pastra doesn't have the clout of Wendigoon, Slug berated and treated them like they were fucking Satan lmao.

[@littlemoth4956]

Contradicting yourself verbally doesn't make you a hypocrite. A hypocrite means you don't practice what you tell others to do.

[@YapRageBaiter123]

8:36 why Micheal Jackson starin into my soul like dat man 😭😭💀💀

[@Vintage-Vin]

My favorite thing about that infamous tweet is that Pastra (the guy who Urbanspook is yelling at for critiquing his analog horror) made an analog horror themselves. Plus- their content is like HEAVILY positive commentary on horror media with only one negative video with that being on Hello Neighbor

[@ParadoxicalIntention]

We love and appreciate Pastra in my house. ❤

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

You cannot make a positive video on Hello Neighbor, I don't think it's possible.

[@Vintage-Vin]

@@ToyFreddyGaming1987 Yeah lol you could just hear the anger in Pastras voice while recording that video due to how much it enraged them

[@thebraziliandoomer9553]

You mean Pastra?

[@Vintage-Vin]

@@thebraziliandoomer9553 Yep probably should've mentioned their name tho

[@BuggingonBeeroids]

The 47th victim found in the bathroom was Bexley McBuckworth. She was stabbed like at least 200 times with a frozen piece a doodoo, her nose and....you know, her lady bits were swapped around. Just some real inventive, messed up, genius stuff. I'm a professional police guy, btw. The painting found in the medicine cabinet was titled; "Bodged up Bex" We don't actually know what the killer called it but michael in accounts came up with it, me and the boys approved as it really reflected the inherent nuance of a paintig made by such a twisted, gnarly individual. -from the report of Johnny Law-Gun, officer of Police Place, somewhere in America

[@eightcoins4401]

If he was a real artist, the doodie would have gone into the lady bits

[@atlasllm]

sobbing at trying to picture what "her lady bits were swapped around" means because that's the exact kind of graphic nonsense i expect from urbanspook 😭😭

[@Stickman_The_Brave]

Woman at 14:34: [Being brutally murdered] KZbin captions: Ah yes, music and applause.

[@KignDididi]

urbanspook when people don't think watching "he was stabbed 104295764709156019241560956 times with 516587165873 of it on his balls and his eyes were gouged out and put inside his ballsack" for 30 minutes is scary/entertaining

[@insertherealotofeyeemojis2185]

and there was a painting called eye ballsack billy

[@chrisgaming9567]

As someone who has also been stabbed 104 septillion times, I agree

[@Slush-keeps]

@@chrisgaming9567 tough luck

[@MagicalBunni]

Urbanspook when people dont think watching the same plot repeat over the course of 102728810 videos is not scary/entertaining

[@copiouspain]

"His eyes were torn out and stuffed into his scrotum whilst his testicles were torn out and shoved into his eyesockets... In his mouh was a painting titled 'Eye "Balls" Billy' ...Here is the painting 🔴⭕🔴

[@JhinPortolan]

Im someone who is fairly sensitive to stuff that involves sexual assault. Urban spook was so fucking boring and pointless i literally felt nothing throughout it

[@dreamsprayanimation]

It was so boring you felt the need to find a video bashing it and comment on that video. Usually when I’m bored of something I just switch it off and forget about it.

[@caramel9154]

@@dreamsprayanimation eh, sometimes people like looking for reviews or other opinions so they can further understand why they found somethin' bad/boring

[@doppio4994]

​@dreamsprayanimation i dont really get your point lmao. it was boring which made it bad which made them want to say something

[@JhinPortolan]

@@dreamsprayanimation randomly got this in my recs lol

[@gsfinenight]

​@dreamsprayanimation urbanspooks alt acc

[@osteohiveporosis6882]

This is Billy Bob Jr. He was found without limbs and stuffed into a Thomas the Tank Engine life-sized Halloween costume. Next to his body they found a painting titled "Choo choo."

[@f15hed]

urbanspook really didnt seem to learn the actual rules of horror before making this disgust does NOT equal fear.

[@KarmicID]

So many people need to hear that. what's important is lingering fear. not fear for 2 seconds and then calm again. not disgusted. i'm watching horror media. i want to be horrified.

[@fluffeecats]

disgust indeed doesn't equal fear. i mean, why do you think the human centipede was so badly received? (edit: idk why i has typed "fear doesnt equal fear", tf was i on)

[@tristanband4003]

Disgust and fear are related, and can go very well together, but disgust by itself is not scary. The other problem: horror that relies on disgust panders to the most reactionary social attitudes.

[@tristanband4003]

@@fluffeecats There's certainly some horror too it. It's just something that leans too heavily into disgust.

[@fluffeecats]

@@tristanband4003 yeah i agree, shock horror can work, but too much shock isn't really good since it might just make most feel more disgusted rather than afraid and puts them off

[@toasttheif5]

26:47 “little autistic furry horror taste” what? What did he mean by that? Did he pin up some 2018 insults on a dartboard to write that? “Oh yeah, little autistic is a superb insult. But I think it needs a little more. Furry? Little autistic furry? Oh it’s perfect!”

[@eightcoins4401]

I'm pretty sure he's trying to throw shade at FNAF but in a weird indirect way? Which is kinda pathetic, I really don't think FNAF is good horror, but it has miles better writing than his series.

[@anothercub6958]

Ngl, it'd be easier to find a furry writer who'd do a better job than him at writing horror

[@ondiyaga3298]

@@anothercub6958 Even a furry horror would have more potential than urbanshits power point presentation that were called horror for some reason

[@anothercub6958]

@@ondiyaga3298 I mean... Echo

[@Random64]

Some people should eat more dirt, that helps in brain development (no it doesn't please don't, i just like eating dirt)

[@codystevenson3142]

20:55 it could potentially be an old address and that they had just moved to that new place but that still isn’t the cleanest answer it’s just the best I can think of

[@FrankTonka-wb1zd]

She might’ve been dumb

[@wosewoseisthatyou8312]

Funny how he uses furry as an insult but then he'll go and put beastiality in his story just because.. like dude your the weird one

[@involith]

thats a really good point actually. dude is out here like 'anyone who doesnt like my grossout shock horror is an autistic furry as if those are somehow insults. anyways heres a horse overdosing on viagra' jdbfkdnf Clown writing

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Maybe Vaush is his ghostwriter.

[@Paugose]

You mean made the villain do it. It's like saying Jack Kirby loves 40's Germany because he created Red Skull.

[@miau5878]

@@Paugose im not saying hes projecting his interests on the villain but it sucks that theres no meaning behind it at all except doing it just to look edgy

[@Paugose]

@@miau5878 There's a meaning, the meaning being that the killer backs at nothing, it doesn't need anything else. I know this kind of "you wouldn't survive a COD lobby" can be tiring, but your lot wouldn't survive "Man Bites Dog" or Garth Ennis' "Crossed" or "Punisher" series (He does infintely worse than Spook, yet he's celebrated by everybody).

[@TheSilliestPumpkin]

"This is Amelia Ahhkevinhart. She was found dead in her apartment. Her arms were cut off, her legs were cut off, her ears were cut off, her tongue was cut off, her nose was cut off, her eyes were plucked out, her balls were cut off, her fingers were cut off, she smited by god and stabbed 1,234,154,618,124 times. This is the painting: "There's nothing left lmao"

[@nattythepanda4692]

The true crime is cutting off Amelia's balls, a girl with no balls is like an angel with no wings 😢

[@cohen7353]

"waiter waiter! bring me more amelia ahhkevinhart!"

[@not-that-guy-pal-]

​@@cohen7353Would you like some cheese with that.

[@cohen7353]

@@not-that-guy-pal- yes, my good man, a HEARTSTOPPING amount.

[@Generalmacka]

“Her balls were cut off” 🔥✍️

[@polygawn]

0:55 the ableism here is literally insane

[@Ivory-f5b]

Sorry i dont understand what you mean by that isnt abelism like stuff against disabeld peopel? Or am i stupid

[@polygawn]

@@Ivory-f5b he was making a joke saying that everybody who’s criticizing him is down syndrome, as shown by the stock photo. By using common sense we can infer that he’s also saying all of his critics are stupid. This is ableist because he’s using Down syndrome as a synonym for stupid, therefor calling all ds people stupid.

[@theone8873]

@@Ivory-f5b UrbanSpook is using a picture of someone that has down syndrome to represent his haters, basically calling his haters mentally handicapped and saying people with DownS lesser

[@idk._.1426]

Ableisim can also be (and is often) directed towards people with autism or people with down syndrome. The creator basically made a meme implying the critics have down syndrome who are people often seen as 'dumb' and 'stupid'. Long story short: they implied people with down syndrome are dumb and that anyone who doesn't like their game are mentally disabled (Hope this helps:) )

[@eightcoins4401]

@@Ivory-f5b I think they meant to timestamp him referring to his critics as "fans of autistic furry horror", but got the wrong timestamp by accident.

[@KitYippee]

This is Old Mcdonald. He was found with 293 stab wounds and a treadmill shoved in his mouth. His eyes were replaced with among us figurines. This is his painting, titled "im a creep im a weirdo"

[@HimenoWYD]

This has to be new brain rot 😭😭

[@theactualmasterbeef]

What the hell am I doing here

[@cohen7353]

i don't belong here

[@strife312]

JIGSAW FALLING INTO PLACE SO THERE IS NOTHING TO EXPLAIN

[@madam-mint]

Serious props to the voice actress of Isabel Jackson because that legitimately triggered my fighter flight EDIT: FIGHT. OR FLIGHT. Good word I’m stupid. Edit 2: y’all are nice about my lack of ability to spell, thank you

[@idlegameplayer3756]

"fighter flight" is crazy 😭😭😭😭

[@catboysephiroth560]

Me when i fighter flight. Squaring up with a military jet in my backard little propeller plane.

[@madam-mint]

@@idlegameplayer3756 thanks. Didn’t realize I made a typo. I’m gonna delete this out of embarrassment.

[@madam-mint]

@@catboysephiroth560 yep. That’s exactly what I meant. I’m totally not shriveling up in embarrassment right now.

[@catboysephiroth560]

@@madam-mint nooo it was funny!! I thought you did it on purpose and was trying to build on your joke /gen

[@avi9797]

That VA for Isabelle was amazing, holy shit

[@JCW5713]

23:23 They actually did show Michael Myer's adult face in the 1978 Halloween movie. After Laurie stabbed Michael in the eye with a coat hanger and with his own knife, Michael "dies". When she has her back turned, Michael sits back up, sneaks up on Laurie and strangles her. In the struggle, Laurie pulls off Michael's mask and reveals... A normal looking guy. Turns out Michael isn't some kind of monstrous creature, a demon, or is horribly deformed (aside from the eye injury from the coat hanger). He's just a normal looking guy...

[@Lanic03]

Still . It is shocking to see someone ,,Normal” looking commit such heinous acts.

[@JCW5713]

@@Lanic03 It does add to Michael Myer's mystique.

[@Lanic03]

@@JCW5713 which urbanspook doesn’t have. It’s all like: ,, AHHH there’s a fugly monster killing us all in disturbing ways .”. …and that’s about fucking it . No symbolism , No thought , No nothing. How lame is that? Very.

[@SmileyFaceEmoticon01]

IMO him being a regular looking person under the mask is scarier to me than a monster or a person who looks like they kill people constantly. Gives off the "walking past a serial killer without knowing" type of vibe and I like that.

[@Lanic03]

@@SmileyFaceEmoticon01 exactly

[@trashfire1025]

3:22 god im so glad someone brings this up. I am so desprately tired of this idea that horror HAS to be ONLY the most depraved things for it to work. It is incrediblly annoying to hear the constant, "well horror is supposed to be disturbing and shocking so whats the issue :/". It isnt done well. And despite popular belief, there are ways to handle senstive subjects and topics in horror GOOD and ways to handle it poorly (Urbanspook)

[@Cesar-w8v]

What do you mean bring it up😂 people have been on Urban spooks for months this isn't special. But look to say this I don't like urabanspooks work but to be serious in the real world horror is that shock and gore like really if urban spooks whole polt was real. In our world we would be scared. But because its in KZbin and everybody knows it's fake they usually forget the real things that can happen.

[@trashfire1025]

@user-qg6zd7vn8r For clarification I am saying this, because one of the major arguments in urbanspooks defense is what I said above : ) Also. It's not really an argument of whether or not "if this was real, it would be scary," I mean. Yeah?? Obviously?? A ton of movies would be scary if they were real?? That doesn't stop just at horror? That isn't what I'm arguing here. I'm saying, it's not written well. Real world situation or not.

[@Cesar-w8v]

@@trashfire1025 .dude am just adding fire it's funny😂 but seriously if the plot was real it would be terrifying 💀 But thanks for clarifying. 👍

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

Horror is supposed to be unsettling, but there's a line between unsettling and straight up gross out. I think we know where Urbanspook lies.

[@Cesar-w8v]

@@ToyFreddyGaming1987 yea I know urabanspooks is just a troll looking for attention. But their is a do have a question tho. Can gross and unsettling image be combined to make a horror truly feel horrific.

[@greninja4238]

It's not terrifying like the Mandela Catalogue. It doesn't have a disturbing atmosphere like Local 58. It has no lore like the Walten Files. It's not presented in an interesting way like Gemini Home Entertainment. My dude could've told this story in any other way- like having the Painter paint their victims living out their lives, or painting how they looked before they kill. They could also have the Painter target specific people, giving us an idea on what the Painter is like as a person. The lack of a protag and constantly telling rather than showing easily destroys this series.

[@sacha9957]

The fact that a bonkers idea such as Man stuck in a Godzilla suit is leagues beyond that thing.

[@rosemary3029]

The irony it was made by someone younger than urban

[@bugorgans]

i cant believe the king of england decided to personally thank definitley bored oranges for that masterpiece of a video.

[@cherrycolareal]

I hope this comment ages poorly /hj

[@savage7882]

​@@cherrycolareal /handjob

[@v_da_crackhead]

Kenny pfp

[@Hexagonal_record]

Love your pfp!

[@bugorgans]

@@Hexagonal_record thanks ^_^

[@fleurdelalune8745]

It's so sad urbanspook didnt utilize more of the audio like the 911 call. The only thing about the entire series that actually gave me the heebeejeebies

[@mikemilkyway]

To be honest, as an enjoyer of stupid trash horror comedies that contain senseless violence, urban spook is not good even on the basis of being deliberately bad. it just feels gross reading the murders and whatever the hell the painter(s) have going on. There's nothing to laugh about, there's no "oh, come on, he's behind you" to shout at the screen, there's nothing to connect to. At least creepypastas tried to have a story, damn.

[@eightcoins4401]

He is very inspired by old creepypastas actually. Most of them were just pointless long graphic verbose descriptons of gore with very little plot and very poorly written.

[@Yami-mugoni613]

@@eightcoins4401idk if that’s even a reason, some of the creepypasta in this decade have turned to analog horror and been well received

[@ERROR_USERNAME_NOT_FOUND]

@@Yami-mugoni613 but those aren't *old* creepypastas. Most of those old ones were EXACTLY like this, I remember there was one that was literally just “Oh Slenderman has a brother and he SAs people!“ Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Clockwork, most of them were as cheap as The Painter. The only one of these characters I think holds up is Jack, and that's only because of his origin story, which I'm pretty sure was written by a different author to the original. (EDIT: To specify, the *ideas* Behind Jack holds up, not necessarily the writing)

[@Yami-mugoni613]

@@ERROR_USERNAME_NOT_FOUND no one in the fandom really take that brother seriously or any other besides spendolr And again two out of those 3 (I haven’t read Jack in a while) had solved one of issue it been mindlessly gore as we see them as human before their trauma

[@helisxythe]

I’m planning on making a whole rewrite/rewrite of UrbanSpook/The Painter. One big thing I noticed about The Painter is that the “police reports” don’t look like police reports at all. In my opinion, a big issue would be fixed if it did what Mandela Catalogue did and have a large variety in its formula. It still probably wouldn’t have fixed the entire series, but it would have at least made it interesting. A protagonist would have made things nice, as well.

[@voidlesskitten9286]

I think it would be funny if these weren't "police tapes" at all but made by the Painter to mock/make fun of the police that the protag found? Then you can have actual police tapes mixed in that have way less detail or have details the Painter left out.

[@skelebonez1349]

Some more tips that could help since I do wanna make my own rewrite on urban spooks the painter series, I’d make the sorta look more long legs esq, show less on the actual gore unless needed And have the painter be hidden in areas as we look ourselves in where they may be. An artistic kinda analog horror

[@Shythalia]

Where will you post your rewrite? :O

[@Samthebasedman]

Hey! you stole my idea! Well, good luck Friend. I would love to see you put Spook to shame. (But I think Spook would be mad if his work was rewritten he is so self-absorbed)

[@skelebonez1349]

@@Samthebasedman tbh I feel considering how he was with wendigoon and how the rewrite is done it may depend

[@puddycat2325]

Wasnt familiar with urbanspook before this video but one of the most interesting things was when it was wendigoon it was "aa i love your content thank you for criticising me let me respond to all the points i love you so much" and then when its a smaller creator its just some random comment that doesnt even respond to any point to do with the video just "erm this is ai generated"

[@KarmicID]

Honestly the reason i hate urbanspook is because... it's unncessary. like why this and for what? it's just "something really disgusting and scary happen. be scared !" no i'm just disgusted and that's it, i aint scared at all but i've only seen the painter so idk i might be delusional

[@sacha9957]

Even a few extreme horror / splatterpunk stories can manage to have a PLOT that ADVANCES.

[@thatoneannoyingtornadosire8755]

when its just a slideshow of: "look at how bad this is, isn't that crazy?" the shock factor wears off after 2 videos. constant explaining of a scene that is over the top violent should never be the basis of a horror series. its not exactly like i want to see what happened but the "slideshow" aspect that was nagged on in the video was absolutely one of the reasons i fell out with it very quickly

[@enricozin]

I think the gore would be good if it was used as a COMPANION for the story, not as a PILLAR for the whole thing. Urbanspook would be a good Analog Horror if it had a minimun plot, a decent story and the principal were well-constructed. But, it only have free edgy gore. Like, we don't even have a reason for the killer kill people with such cruelty. He doesn't have a pattern (He kills only familys or children or older people or women) and neither a Modus Operantis, I mean, he leave the paintings, but, why EXACTLY he annihilate or torture the victims this way? Jigsaw create his mortal traps based on the """sin""" that the player commited, this mf not. (Sorry for the bad english).

[@RaynbowistLaney]

I made an Urbanspook video myself, and I got a comment from the creator simply saying "we should play DBD" cuz I had DBD gameplay in the background. Also keep in mind, my video has 1.3k views, I'm not a big creator. How the hell did he find my video? Dunno, but yeah, the guy can't take criticism, not sure why I was spared from his tantrums tho XD

[@sunflwrseeds3742]

hes telling u to play dbd w/ him so that he could be a toxic dbd player to you 😋 (joke)

[@mkarg5012]

I mean he defitnely looks into all the criticism he has and any mention of his name. But surely he seems chill to invite you to play

[@ma.2089]

Probably cuz if he bullied you, there’s a chance it would reach the eyes of other ppl and bring more attention to your video. That or he would be accused of punching down, whereas for other tantrums he’s had it’s been towards more successful and popular ppl so he can position himself as the underdog.

[@ma.2089]

Or the more probable option: He likes DBD and doesn’t want to insult someone with good taste.

[@mkarg5012]

@@ma.2089 true

[@stupidmangoz]

If the series isn't already concluded, my suggestion would be to have this guy be writing the entire thing and putting it on a VHS tape to make his fantasy of being a killer seem real to himself. Like those people who act hard and scary and insane when it's really cringe. He gets kicked out after his parents(let's say he's a basement dweller) find the tapes and throw them out with him, as they also walk in on the man painting THEIR bodies next as he's become so deluded about his fantasy that he thinks he can do it just because he planned it for so long. He started committing real murders and UrbanSpook's creator hires some VA to speak like officers, a recording that asks a child about her parents as they were the most recent victims of the Painter. She goes home and starts recording on her phone as the foster home is broken into. Let's say the kid is 10. She is equally as fucked up thanks to the internet yet way more smart than normal people, even ones that aren't tainted by the media. She has more common sense and even raised herself due to her extremely abusive and disgusting household. She records the break in and explores the damage the intruder had caused in the building as the caretakers seemed to sleep through it. The daughter is unaware where the man is. She doesn't even know it's him but as anyone would, has that paranoia that her family's killer is out for her next, like a missed trophy. After about 5-10 minutes of looking, he has her in a room that would be perfect to destroy her life, and her "innocence". Then she starts beating him and near crippling the Painter as it fades to black with them somehow ending up in the woods as this kid tries to burn the man alive, being cruel as well. And we are just left with the thought of the future's predictions. Even maybe expecting that girl to become the next Painter.

[@Tf2_red_sniper]

0:05 two truths and a lie

[@JungéShikisanki]

I wonder.

[@Taunter09]

me frfr on god no cap-->🎀⛓️🐺⛓️🎀

[@cheese1627]

Cheese

[@Taunter09]

@@cheese1627 i loathe spam bots.

[@captain_yuckey]

@@cheese1627deez

[@SIRNOODSALOT]

14:42 “okay listen stay calm” also the killer literraly drilling through the door lock:

[@N_the_dron]

Urbanspook be like: Tum He Wo was found dead in his apartment, his head became a PC, his hands became a gun, and the rest of the body became a violin, the painting next to him was named “sum tim wong”, and showed Tum He Wo as a bloody violin, the killer is suspected to have killed 5 million people and we dont even know why tf he’s doing this

[@whycuzlifesucks5532]

Urbanspook videos summarization:

[@LYNXfijicat]

lol

[@wilczyca2678]

when i see greylock gore, i am fascinated, curious, want to know more - i can't get the whole dog merge out of my mind. when i see vita carnis, im interested and curious, and i can't avert my eyes. its unique and disturbing to think about. when i see urbanspook gore, i am simply disgusted in the same "why would you do that" way i get when i see an article about SA or the like. because there is not any good reason to do it. there is no narrative to properly draw you in. it feels like something i shouldn't look at, like im seeing someone desecrate a grave in real time. unlike with the other two, i want to look away.

[@Chekmate-em3mc]

Vita carnis fan?

[@sebastianturner2458]

The first two (and pretty much any other good horror - hell, any other good fiction,) have convinced you that things happen through defined processes and for defined reasons, and sometimes the reasons and processes are even scarier than the things that happen themselves. You don't actually even have to learn what they are, as long as the story has convinced you that they exist you'll do the extra work yourself. In urbanspook, things happen cause they're _sPoOoKy_ and both the why and how are just ignored - not just left out of what you see, it doesn't even bother to try and get you to imagine them at all.

[@GigasGMX]

Honestly, I can’t take any of them seriously. Greylock is fundamentally about Cringey Internet Bullshit (“tulpas”). Vita Carnis chased me off early on by wanting to have its cake (a very “grounded” and “scientific” vibe” and eat it (“Mimics are ImMuNE To BuLlEtS! OoOoOOoOooo!”) too. The problems with urbanspook are well documented.

[@secrfidr]

​@GigasGMX okay but tulpas arent just "cringey internet bullshit", the concept spawned from Tibetan Buddhism and has been around for a long time

[@clareamidei2260]

@@GigasGMXi think even the thing about mimics being immune to bullets is interesting because a later video made to be from a different source actually claims that theyre not. this adds an element of distrust in the audience. whos telling the truth, and why is the other party lying? i think its really interesting in that way

[@skyr5247]

Tbh urban could've saved himself a ton of backlash and trouble by just promoting his art and music like he wanted as is. Like it wouldn't have been that hard to make a name for himself uploading speed paint vids of his work with his music in the background, maybe with The Painter being his persona for it and adding little hints and clues throughout about the "inspiration" (aka the murders) for people to ponder on. It would've been 10x more interesting than Super Scary Slideshow #69 about Michael McGee getting his bones removed and his eyeballs replaced with his nuts or whatever and a painting named "Michael McGees Nut Eyes" being left behind

[@lastchanc3stars]

I honestly want to create a sort of "UrbanSPOOK Retold" where I rewrite everything, maybe like an ARG. Two KZbin channels, one about an old man painter and another about a young girl who does digital art. The old man's channel is that he showcases paintings he's made, but as the videos keep getting posted, stuff like (FAKE) 911 calls and ominous footage gets intercut with it. Then the girl's channel keeps going until there's a video titled HELP or something, then back on the old man painter's channel, you get footage of the girl intercut with it and she idk tells on the old man and he ends up unliving himself in a gorefest idk

[@MyUsersDark]

Go for it

[@slowmovingtrains]

the 911 call is the only thing that actually fucked me up lmao. its so disturbing to hear the screams and i cant imagine the helplessness

[@LordGeneralOHara]

Fr why would you add such a traumatizing 9/11 call to some plotless analog horror

[@Kiwilover177]

Urbanspook is a brilliant example of what I call, lazy horror, aka just saying things for shock value. Mainly: -killing children -killing animals -jumpscares. While they can be done right, this just says “He killed man with baby taped to axe” pretty much

[@Bread-nx9fo]

I just cannot bring myself to care about any of the victims in the series because every crime urbanspook makes is explained ad nauseum, and the paintings just add another level to absurdity, like are you actually sitting there and telling me theres no traces of dna on that at all, and that a police department that has forensics can't dust it or swab it for evidence? Its just nonsensical.

[@Conorator]

It's not just the killing children and the killing animals, but also the obsession with dismembering as many parts as physically possible while somehow keeping them alive.

[@Paugose]

So, things in nearly all Analog Horror and in many classics be horror or not.

[@Conorator]

@@Paugose The problem is not that they are in it, the problem is that they don't have a good reason. These things can be fine as long as there is a good reason.

[@Paugose]

@@Conorator The reason is that it's the creator's style, and it doesn't has to please you.

[@eboy3627]

I think it's funny to me that even his main selling point is so empty: the paintings themselves. Like they really are just the edgiest things he could think of with not a lot of substance. Compare that too the mimics from Vita Carnis, an unnatural predator trying to appear human, and gets closer with each successful hunt. Or the Gabrielle Alternate, a horrible visage of a religious being copied by a demon to trick mankind. Hell, I've lost sleep over the boiled one, not only is that monster truly disturbing to look at, but the connection to a real-world war criminal just elevates it so much.

[@modeus_edits.]

Yea, like, I have vivid hallucinations often and The Boiled One has been the scariest offender yet (to the point I didn't even sleep for a whole night when usually I fall asleep within 5 minutes, 15 if I'm thinking of something scary). Even Mandela Catalogue has had me scared, making me jump at every little bang and keeping a close eye on the doors or dark corners of my room whenever I try to sleep. But Urban Spook? I just kinda giggled. I have yet to look at media surrounding Urban Spook and think that it was scary, nor Urban Spook itself. The killer and his methods may be gruesome and "shocking" (well, as gruesome as that goofy 4chan creepypasta looking face can get) but it doesn't leave you with any existential dread as many other series do. I'm sorry I'm kinda meat riding Doctor Nowhere right now but his work disturbs me to no end in the best way possible. T.O.E had me scared of my computer and TV for a good week in case "The Love Thumper" decided to work his way through, the boy and the bath was creepy and left people to work out what the monster was talking about for themselves rather than overexplaining everything, and the oddities still have me sleeping with a cold fan to this day. (Filbus is love, Filbus is life. Eat a chair today!!) Sorry for rambling on, especially in a reply section, but I'm very passionate about analogue horror and horror in general

[@bobothetransdimensionalhob2659]

I swear man people are only saying Vita Carnis is good because a couple youtubers said so.

[@coal9205]

This series doesnt make me scared of the killers in the series *It makes me scared of the author.*

[@Samthebasedman]

Urbanspook has definitely got real some psychological problems.

[@s0LLagal]

Honestly he makes us deranged people look bad/j

[@mqfii8992]

Urbanspook be like > Gets criticized ONCE > Fookin' *DIES*

[@Unkn0wingly]

absolutely analog

[@Acoustic_Shinji]

Funny seeing you here.

[@spiderdude5591]

Unknowingly ur a goat take ur time on tmits

[@ekit254]

Urban when a small creator critiques him: L + ratio + (slur) + no one cares + skill issue Urban when Wendigoon critques him: Sowwy im just a silly guy >.< I'll do better papa

[@NotGeblinDev]

This is Jeff Killerman, he was found bent over on the kitchen counter with his bones removed, his toes pickled in a jar, his eyelids stitched over his anus, and missing all of his skin. There was a painting at the scene labelled “Jeff the killed hahahahaha so scary” peak fiction

[@MuffinTheGamer2009]

Least edgy Urbanspook video:

[@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw]

now on sale

[@Iaintgivingumahemail]

"Jeff's anus eyeslids"

[@gayternatee]

@@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw BYE GHAHA

[@lirilitheva]

This would legit work more as a comedy then a horror 💀💀💀 urbanspooks should’ve went this route and made ironic jokes

[@RickAstley-qd8bn]

I like how Wendigoon explained it in regards to shock horror and how it should be applied. (I am trying to remember exactly what Isaiah said, please correct me if I am wrong!) The reason he was okay with horrific and shocking things happening to people, especially a kid in Vita Carnis (Species Anomaly report. SCARY) was because he felt it "earned the right", due to the effort put into the series (very good practical effects, attention to story and plot.). Urbanspook just thinks up as many atrocities as he can, draws some spooky pictures (which are pretty good quality, i will admit.), glues it all together, and calls it an analogue horror.

[@wavesofthestarlesssea]

this series gave me nightmares, yea, but not in the same way mandela catalog gave me nightmares, while mandela genuinely made me scared of thr fundemental idea of alternates, creating new monsters in my brain based off of it, this didnt scare me for shit, rather it just made me remember the same 5 jumpscares over and over again even my BRAIN doesnt think this is scary

[@thunblot78]

I still have intrusive thoughts about Alternates when I'm going to bed.

[@aries08]

​@@thunblot78every time I hear a noise while I'm facing the wall in bed I think ' the alternate is going to get me' before my cat jumps onto my bed and I calm down

[@scoutintime]

when my friend was hyperfixated on the mandela catalogue, i tried reading about it. im schizophrenic in the way that if i watch or read horror things, i will go schizo for like a week unless my suspension of disbelief is broken part-way through engaging in it. the mandela catalogue is fucking terrifying, and i only read the goddamn wiki page on the types of alternates

[@gamingonamonday6342]

Remember, people will eventually come to far scarier conclusions if you leave openings.

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

That is my only issue with the “leave stuff to the audience’s imagination” rule on the horror genre. It works as a classic horror trope and should be treated as an optimal plot device but the idea that horror can’t work from the creator’s physical, on-screen depictions doesn’t sit right with me. The fear of the unknown as a horror tactic should be encouraged as one of the top affective aspects of horror but not a limit to material.

[@iconsumetoaster]

urbanspook reminds of a movie called "In a Violent Nature" No true build ups, nothing but senseless killing and unecessary over examination and detail, and characters introduced just to die. Similarly to Urbanspook it relied on shock value and still didnt even get that right. I'm not saying Urbanspook or In a Violent Nature is bad persay, they have their own charms to them, but they have their similarities. Great video!! 💕💕

[@SwankemasterSupreme]

My genuine reaction to every minute: “Oh okay that’s a dead person”

[@shrimpaerospace]

urbanspoon is like a horror movie director crushing your shin to make you scream

[@gregvs.theworld451]

That's actually a scarier premise than urbanspook tbh. At least the idea of an artist so anal about the details of their work they're willing to do anything to people to get the perfect performance has ideas you could take that beyond just shock and gore for shock sake.

[@nolongerbee]

UrbanSpook trying to come up with a character death: 28 STAB WOUNDS

[@thiagotengamer9316]

UrbanSpook fans when CountrySpook fans walk in (idk i never watch it cuz its shit)

[@redherringoffshoot2341]

don’t tell them about the SuburbanSpook fans

[@ivoneo2806]

​@@redherringoffshoot2341I mean who cares if they do?

[@Voltboy1449]

Ruralchill: haha so you're approaching me?

[@thunblot78]

​@@redherringoffshoot2341what about the IslandSpook fans?! Those guys are crazy

[@queueuof]

I LOVE CITYSPOOK

[@Bugkek]

21:00 my theory is that isabelle knew she was gonna die so she gave the wrong adress to the police in hopes she can stop a second killing from happening so the police can arrive there before the killers but the killers split up scooby doo style, 1 of them killed isabelle while the other went for the second family

[@JeanMarceaux]

Isabelle's murder scene had two sets of footprints, they both were there

[@danielshore1457]

Still doesn't make sense because how woukd she know the address of another set of unrelated victims?

[@ablobfish5104]

WHAT ABOUT THE INAUDIBLE BIT, WHY DOES EVERONE FORGET THIS?

[@Quillarianax7557]

Maybe she said it out of fear by accident

[@Yami-mugoni613]

@@Quillarianax7557but why? You think you say something that in your area that’s similar to your address

[@zpecterghostnecr]

I don't know why, but I was actually kind of intrigued by the idea at first and it actually had potential. Maybe the villains and the murders would be more interesting if maybe one of them was just a painter who lost his family in a brutal way or maybe even lost a body part or something, while the other killer was just an evil person and he manipulated the painter into becoming a killer too. Maybe the victims could be connected to the painter, maybe they were people who threatened him badly and the way he killed the victims was also related to how those people threatened him.