Why Felucia was an Absolute Hell-Hole for Clones

Wyd when on Felucia with the boys and you hear the cursed screech of an Acklay🤔
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[@WackyTheWise]

Clones: *die of diseases and wildlife* Droids: **laughs in inorganic**

[@pixelgaming4108]

general grievous: am i a joke to you

[@KonnyP]

@@pixelgaming4108 *Wheeze* am I a joke to *cough* *cough* YOU! *Noise that sounds like someone heavily breathing into a metal fan through a megaphone*

[@silverbloodborne9495]

Droids : this war should be easy... ( Gets ripped apart bye the wildlife there ) Cis and republic: this is literally hell

[@KonnyP]

@@silverbloodborne9495 Droids: "You're all dying because you're clones haha!" Clones: *Laugh in Jedi Knights*

[@silverbloodborne9495]

@@KonnyP droids did get killed by the wildlife there

[@ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659]

I was gonna say it’s like Vietnam but that was umbara

[@GeneralGrievous-1138]

I hate fortnight Give me a reason why i shouldn’t Felucia, Umbara, and Jabiim are all accurate comparisons tbh. Which makes sense, as the entire Original Trilogy is allegory for the Vietnam War

[@ashlynnmalone6109]

the umbarans are hiding in the trees

[@Victor_0858]

Clones when the trees start speaking Umbaran

[@Anomaly-uz9pr]

It’s say felucia is like Vietnam and the battle of Verdun combined

[@MetaSynForYourSoul]

Yeah I'll never forget that our turncoat American general cost us the Vietnam war. Traitorous basterd.

[@Markymark10]

Felucia: “You guys are going to hate me.” Umbara: “Hold my beer”

[@warlordgearhead6334]

Felucia: Umbara: *FORTUNE SON INTENSIFIED*

[@peterschild7490]

@@warlordgearhead6334 *fortunate

[@boxtank5288]

Ironically, the clones LOVED her for actually sticking it out with them. It also meant that, when the order came, they made sure to shoot from behind because they didn't want her betrayed expression to burn into their memories...they fired even after she went down because they didn't want her to suffer.

[@sithlord2225]

Felucia is just Star Wars' version of Australia

[@TheFlamingManiac1100]

Lol

[@lordlucius1341]

Australia: take any picture, there are at least 12 species in that picture that can kill you...

[@Afro_soviet]

fallajah

[@lukeulibarri3924]

Lol

[@warlordgearhead6334]

And I guess that makes umbara Star Wars Vietnam

[@jakobrodriguez290]

Imagine a horror comic or a movie About a clone platoon being lost on Felucia If done right and I do mean if, that’d be an terrifying 😂

[@Optimaloptimus]

Imagine a movie doing the same thing.

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

*cough* _Platoon_ *cough*

[@remingtonlamey3464]

No way I was thinking the same thing almost word for word

[@matthewryan1998]

It’d have to be fan made Disney would never let something enjoyable come out of the Star Wars universe

[@radishman7498]

jakob rodriguez damn, that’d be really cool. Especially if they gave the clones lots of emotion

[@J4R0D]

When the bushes start clanking

[@gs4011]

Jared Mueller When the trees start speaking Rodger Rodger.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

File does not exist.

[@bobderbraumeister6919]

Clankers

[@Korbanial]

When the plants go Roger, Roger.

[@VacadoRay]

Just like they said in Bf2 (ps2) without aayla secura they wouldn't hav made it out of there. Also the map was just terrifying.

[@lordofargus364]

I remember playing Battlefront 2 when I was a kid. Let me tell you, shit gave me nightmares. ESPECIALLY the Acklay. And the music. And the fact that I kept losing. I was actually pretty shit at the game when I was young.

[@VacadoRay]

@@lordofargus364 yes those acklay especially when u didn't see them coming and they charge at u from behind. But once I got the Jedi role I cleared the mission so fast

[@VacadoRay]

Why can't Bf2 get remastered and brought to current consules also bring the first one it wasn't perfect but the maps had so much on them vehicle and land

[@andersoncooper1858]

I may or may not have gotten rid of her

[@vinor3054]

@@lordofargus364 i shitted my pants when i played on felucia for the first time, i didnt touched the game for few days

[@Lexie_Tyler05]

If this isnt accurately represented in Bf2 it will be incredibly disappointing

[@Skippercarlos5]

Agreed, although I’m not brave enough for politics.

[@czblax888]

Just expect the worst

[@samcalleja3420]

Wym

[@ElCocoNo_]

Are they going to put felucia in the game?

[@emmanuela3663]

Obi Wan Kenobi imagine a two hour co-op story mission with 10 players!

[@Fireflamecrusher]

What I love about star wars Is that every planet is different some planets are truly"alien" and some are great city some are deserts some are large forest's and I love star wars for that reason.

[@Marksman5147]

Thats literally just every sci-fi series lmao... So clearly you've never heard of Warhammer 40k then huh 🤔

[@thatonekid4565]

Yeah star wars is cool

[@Normalguy1690]

Marksman 5147 not gonna lie but a lot of warhammers main battles are usually in or around hive cities and that’s about it.

[@2000sKidd]

@@Marksman5147 But nothing captures the creativity and life Star Wars brings.........

[@Marksman5147]

@@2000sKidd uhh anecdotal lmao? Any sci-fi series with good writers can do that.. star wars has had amazing writers as well as awful ones.

[@faizunasyraff3719]

*hears Clones get slaughter* Me: Damn. Those Separatists droids sure are brutal *sees Acklays exit the mist* Me: What the hell is even that

[@spartanwar1185]

Not a spider drone, that's for sure!

[@CollinMcLean]

A crustaceous reptilian predator of the planet Vandax that senses electrical currents given off by it's prey and that can sometimes even be force sensitive... Those things can learn to shoot force lightning if they have the DNA mutation for it!

[@austinkersey2445]

@@CollinMcLean Fuck that.

[@pootisbirb6683]

@@CollinMcLean hell to the no!

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

@@CollinMcLean It's a wonder the Republic didn't just burn the place down, on just that fact alone.

[@palpadur1112]

"It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hell-hole, and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did. Only to be met with month after month of flesh eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off, and for all we knew, abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Ayla Secura, our Jedi Commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity. Or our lives. When her death came, I hope it was quick. She earned that much. When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Ayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally. Calling us the bravest soldiers she had ever seen. It's a good thing we were wearing helmets... because none of us could bear to look her in the eye." 501st Journal - Felucia: Heart of Darkness.

[@kevinnorwood8782]

Tobias McKnight Dammit! You beat me to posting that quote! Nice to see a fellow Battlefront 2 fan!

[@Samuel_Loegan]

Wait, what happen to Secura? Why did the Clones say none of them could bare to look at her?

[@Herbal_diffuser]

@@Samuel_Loegan when the 501st rotated off felucia they were sent back to coruscant for operation knightfall their replacements executed ayla when palpatine gave the order, her deaths actually in revenge of the sith but as for the troops not being able too look her in the eye it's because they knew what was coming

[@lopertyl6534]

Tobias McKnight goddamnit you beat me by 3 hours XD

[@Samuel_Loegan]

Actually never mind, I think I just found out

[@wheres-colin]

Imagine allergy season on this planet

[@R41N80WSCR4TCH]

One bad sneeze and "Oh, there goes my nose"

[@rachupranger9306]

Alex Miles Might as well internally combust into an explosion as well lol.

[@obiwankenobi3529]

Imagine anti vax people on this planet

[@katrinahyke7238]

Yeah sneezing blood clots and ripped up flesh from your throat sounds like a gay old time they couldn’t look segura in the eye because they sneezed so hard it made them cross eyed explaining why they couldn’t shoot to save their lives in all the films to follow

[@anon9579]

Shaggy they should all be shipped to Felucia and exiled

[@lyjahthomas9556]

It wasnt order 66 that killed Aayla Secura. The Clones just really wanted to finally get off Felucia.

[@brettbush7491]

@Soda King the 501st on felucia highly respect aayla secura and when order 66 came they excuted her quikly amd painless

[@joebomb1019]

@@brettbush7491 That's legends. In canon it was the 327th, but they still respected her. However, a soldier that disobeys an order because he only sees a small part of the bigger picture is a danger to everyone, and that idea was well established in all clones.

[@brettbush7491]

@@joebomb1019 o duh MB your right sorry forgot bf2 was not cannon

[@GhostBear3067]

@@brettbush7491 regardless the 501st was no longer on Felucia when Order 66 went down.

[@brettbush7491]

@@joebomb1019 my mistake I meant the 327th recently did the bf2 campaign and I was confused

[@venoxidegaming1432]

"It's a good thing we were wearing helmets. Because none of us could bear to look her in the eye."

[@brettbush7491]

And when her death came I hope it came quik

[@grandadmiralzaarin4962]

I still get flashbacks from that level in BF2...the Acklays...the ACKLAYS!

[@iansupremo6762]

*incoherent screaming intensifies*

[@getthegoons]

The worst is when you're getting chased by them just trying to finish the mission so you can leave.

[@keish1175]

Clones: Let’s go get some droids! Yeah wooo. Acklay: mm lunch time.

[@aidenwhitehead7018]

One of the biggest issues with having an army of clones is infections and viruses. If one soldier is susceptible to it, EVERY soldier is equally as vulnerable.

[@tharealverminsupreme135]

Imagine having flesh for the bacteria to eat. This post was made by Battle Droid gang

[@mariusssssss]

note how felucia sounds like fallujah

[@lancerblitz]

ikr

[@Civility1]

marius and there were multiple battles of felucia, just like the multiple battles of fallujah

[@mariusssssss]

THExxxxARC p cool stuff

[@austinm6056]

Love it

[@TwentyTwoOctober2001]

I believe it was intentional

[@kroex3868]

Nothing the Catachan Jungle Fighters can't handle.

[@dr.boring7022]

Dammit Warhammer, you've done it again

[@milkdudz3895]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@tylerulfmann4586]

For the clones it was an inhospitable death world for the catachans it was a second homeworld

[@mikedodson9121]

I think I'm gonna love this place it reminds me of home

[@SaltioIsEpic]

I feel like Felucia was the OG version of the “Vietnam” of the clone wars before the Umbara ark but that’s just my opinion.

[@javiertorres1290]

No it's more like Australia

[@sammcguire3798]

The Clones: It's been months out here. Half our platoon is sick and decrepit and the other half is dead. We've suffered nonstop monster attacks and the diseases have weakened us severely. I don't know how much longer we can make it. Felucian Farmers: Wow it's the nicest it's been in years!

[@ashlynnmalone6109]

Q: Wyd when on Felucia with the boys and you hear the cursed screech of an Acklay🤔 A: Crack open a cold one with the boys, and proceed to fall back to a better position and ask for artillery fire to crack open a cold bunch of shebs ;)

[@bradwatson1142]

Your comment changes when I click on it

[@pinstripecool34]

Lol

[@Optimaloptimus]

So tell artillery to Stonk the Acklay?

[@Painfulcut]

The nostalgia of stat wars battle front for the ps2, absolutely loved that game

[@Nephonull]

Commander Bly with his selfie stick in the thumbnail.

[@andersoncooper1858]

IGoByXevs damn i be lookin fresh doe

[@justineallandevelos6491]

Just me and the boys taking a groufie before killing our jedi general whoop

[@michelangelobuonarroti4958]

Lmao

[@The_Marine708]

Sounds like Falujah... Wait a minute.

[@BxRob927]

The Marine708 hol up

[@marcoss1366]

Hol up

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

Coincidence?? I DON'T THINK SO!?!?

[@danrykowski3133]

I love Harrisonfog battlefront 2 maps. Finally you switched to those! You should put some gameplay with his mods in your videos.

[@ronaldreaganthegoat3828]

Dude I've been loving the thumbnails of a first person clone :)

[@72Saeth]

It's possible that with its increased number of legs, and lighter armor, the AT-OT had lower ground pressure and was therefore less likely to sink or get stuck.

[@kostelbordel3475]

Felucia:I told them they picked up the wrong planet!!!! Felucia:But they were fools, they didn't listen!!!!

[@IntrepidAnimations]

Oh baby, look at the absolute size of that video As always, fantastic content Geets, keep it up!

[@AJSai3007]

"It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hellhole and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did, only to be met with month after month of flesh-eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off and for all we knew abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Aayla Secura, our Jedi commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity, or our lives. When her death came, I hope it was quick. She earned that much." - 501st Journal

[@cardinalz1465]

Felucia is like clone wars Vietnam

[@justinwhite4995]

When the trees start speaking droid *Anxious Clone Noises*

[@Fireflamecrusher]

Nah dawg that's umbara

[@cardinalz1465]

Fireflamecrusher facts

[@anon9579]

Exactly. I picture retired clone troopers talking about seeing their buddies dying facedown in the muck

[@Conquerthe_world]

Naw bro that was umbara...and jeonosious was Afghanistan

[@გიორგიმოსაშვილი-ო3დ]

What's the difference between Felucia and Felatio? Nothing, both are hot, both suck and in the end you'll probably get an infection

[@kevinwu1999]

At least one of them is enjoyable. (Note I did not specify which one)

[@KyleH2000]

This just made my day 😂

[@22-narendraputra77]

*Fortunate son star wars version plays in the LAAT gunship*

[@justineallandevelos6491]

While clone door gunners just blast away at droid targets hiding in the felucian jungles with their heavy repeater blaster turrets

[@justinweisberg1634]

Clone trooper: makes joke Also clone trooper: laughs The ground on Felucia : also laughs Clone trooper: 😐😐

[@dinodino9469]

Soo its like a world sized Vietnam style cespool of struggle

[@javiertorres1290]

No it's not it's more like Australia

[@dinodino9469]

@@javiertorres1290 touche

[@nathanx2000.]

Homer: I hated Felucia Moe: Oh La Di Da mr Frenchman Homer: Why what would you call it? Moe: Space Vietnam

[@LongMikeIsHere]

That intro of the old battlefront just gave me a chill holy crap

[@Tech-Priest-wx5zf]

Clone Trooper: Oh God, Felucia is the worst jungle planet ever. Catachan Jungle Fighter: Ya all 're weak ya noob. That planet is paradaise compared to Catachan.

[@m.k49]

The thing is if any Clone would be as half badass as Catchan Fighter and it wasnt one of commandos it would get termimated .

[@Tech-Priest-wx5zf]

@@m.k49 na pewno przez nieposłuszeństwo wobec komisarza

[@nicholsjoshua15]

Well, I think it's time to glass from orbit the place.

[@IronVigilance]

Commander Bly with a selfie stick in the thumbnail "Hey everyone! Its day 289 on the planet! I'm here with ma bois! We just killed another 40 droids this morning, we about to find another patro- Oh hold on, I'm getting a phone call from the Chancellor himself! You know how it is😎! I bet I'm gonna get an award or something. Brb."

[@The_Raven_]

Oooooooof

[@dynamicheatwave9949]

9:00 Aayla Secura looked high : )

[@Brickregent]

This brings back old Battlefront 2 memories.

[@Bayofthe91st]

Felucia: Its a Hell-hole! Umbara: Hold my PTSD

[@thewildcolonialboy8034]

Damn, those clones were knees deep in the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

[@SuperHuscarl]

Felucia is much like the South Pacific Islands during World War 2, just like how Umbara was much like Vietnam.

[@sethleoric2598]

"Not as many Vietnams and Stalingrads, in my day we had to eat Vietnam for breakfast!" -Catachan Jungle Fighter

[@lance4208]

You need to make a video about gunship nose art

[@garrettwight1027]

Yes that would be cool

[@Crip99763]

Battlefront 2 2005 Flashback

[@futureclonecommando2275]

I remember when one of the clones that fought on felucia said that the droid army dared the republic to move in the trenches and so they did.

[@Downbubbles2]

Acklays on not from Felucia, yes they were in a mission of ps2 star wars battlefront 2 which was in Felucia, but they were put there for content, not because it's Canon. They are from another planet which I ironically don't remember, so Google it.

[@matthewkehoe4015]

Really good star wars content man, loving these videos

[@TheFlamingManiac1100]

1:37 so the coruscant guard got some action then, nice

[@davidevans8527]

I would love to see a new gritty tv show/ movie/ video game that focuses on the clone wars. Both animated series are great, but something more along the lines of republic commando mixed with jarhead would be awesome

[@erikmundhenk7528]

7:51 I just realized that the clone in the center of the image has his pauldron on backwards.

[@sanuku535]

Clones: we are going to felicia. IT shouldnt be thst hard. Vietnam war veternans: 😂🖕

[@justineallandevelos6491]

WW2 United States Marines Veterans has entered the chat:You sure about that son?😂

[@lmurphy0000]

Bet when they got to leave they were like, "Bye Felucia!!"

[@chengzhou8711]

“It’s a shame that this battle never really came to a close on its own. I wonder who would have won if the war just went on.” -ARF/CT-8711-12 “Cheng”, Captain and Scout of the 442nd Siege Battalion

[@Marksman5147]

I thought the Republic was clearly winning, tho the battle was far from over by the time of Order 66? Plus the shutdown order was what like 2 days after Order 66 actually occured by the time Vader actually got to Mustufar?

[@kingleech]

That action figure photography is something else tho, look closely at the solo clone walking through the mud

[@TheNoob-gl3gq]

Just use EMP on the droids and everything will be alright. As for the wildlife of Felicia use flamethrowers against them. Gets the job done

[@bobdylan3589]

The Noob 1013000 how bout space agent orange

[@mgurrola4]

They have shields that repel super-duper-heated plasmas and gas projectiles, metalworking that resists superheated stable solid-light plasma (or whatever the hell lightsaber beams are), and an entire planet covered in city-to the point where oceans are kept in storage tanks. EMPs are probably childs play in Star Warfare, something that might have worked back in the days of the ancient Old Republic but by the time of the Clone Wars they probably had a fix for that, some sort of anti-electromagnetic field or circuitry that wasn't vulnerable or even the metal they were built from was enough to shield

[@TheNoob-gl3gq]

@@mgurrola4 Yea but haven't you seen Droid poppers in action

[@m.k49]

Why not orbital bombardment?

[@TheNoob-gl3gq]

@@m.k49 I believe it will be risky since there are small villages on the planet

[@Tyson.026]

Clones:Droids at the trees,suppressive fire! Animals on the planet: dum dum give me gum gum

[@robertagu5533]

Thing about a theater like that is for a Clone ground force that survives long enough eventually becomes very experienced and lethal at fighting in that world environment. It's about the only way such a place ever finally falls and becomes pacified.

[@CT--fk4el]

All clones who survived felucia long enough to leave: "Bye felucia"

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

AT-OTs would actually be pretty decent for that type of terrain. They'd essentially act as walking gunnery platforms which is what you'd need in that environment - to give yourself the high ground and keep your guys out of the muck.

[@CloneCaptainMaxCC-]

THANK GOD.. FINALLY A FELUCIA VIDEO.. THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!

[@MasterofrandomAlex]

That one clone after everyone's leaving the planet: Bye Felucia!

[@rebelkommando6166]

Bruh

[@nicholsjoshua15]

He was the one who reminded everyone homework on Christmas vacation.

[@WheezingCheetah]

At first I thouht that the clone in the thumbnail was holding a selfie stick

[@cortezjolly1604]

Lol

[@steelrexer1062]

Two words that could have solved most, if not all, of the problems on Felicia: Planetary Bombardment

[@boostergold4377]

Felucia is basically the battle of Okinawa Umbara is Vietnam Geonosis was the Eastern Front x10

[@sirtashron]

Your videos are the best bro keep it up

[@GrasshopperKelly]

6:39 two words* You forgot attrition. The CIS garrison saw few reinforcements, and was not bolstered very heavily after the first Republic attack. Eventually, despite recycling efforts, the Republic blockade did it's job eventually...

[@randallrona9618]

It reminds me in Vietnam until Umbara arc came out. But they don't prepare was the incessantly use of Fortunate Son.

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

The Force Unleashed Felucians were cool af. I enjoyed the missions on Felucia in that game

[@drewolson3873]

Great video but 327 attack battalion when it was the 327 star corps

[@irrelevant1242]

Felucia and umbarra would genuinely be a terrifying experience and not because of those clankers...

[@peterschild7490]

Umbara: Am I a joke to you

[@Anonymous-ve4qj]

You and Star Wars theory are the best Star Wars channels cuz y’all go in depth well I like geetsly more cuz he goes more in depth and his videos is longer

[@chancelorhiggins-gloor6999]

What would be hilarious is if the atmosphere of the planet prevented the shutdown order or they had an advanced tactical droid that did like General Kalani thus making the battle go on and without the jedi to help them it would take a long time with Vader probably being called in.

[@cornholiuscesarandnotthesa2275]

I genuinely just fucking kissed my screen after seeing the battlefront (Pandemic as Developers) loading screen.

[@MyMusiqman]

Thank you for this video felucia is one of my favorite planets and the battle of felicia is one of my favorite outer rim seiges

[@Cosmic-Sorceress-17]

I actually wished I could live on Felucia when I was younger, after being introduced to the planet in the Force Unleashed game. Deathtrap or not, those fungal jungles are absolutely beautiful to me: I love alien and exotic environments.

[@zanemccune8759]

If you've ever played the original Battle Front 2 (the one for PS2) you know Felucia is one of the hardest levels.

[@NationalDevin]

TLDR version, "High attrition rate + slow reinforcement = bloody extended conflict"

[@lopertyl6534]

I didn’t know that the republic invented selfie sticks. (The Thumbnail)

[@n8ivspat3n56]

6:57 I can’t help but imagine a vulture droid doing a strafing run on that walker. That’s one of the many reasons that’s probably not a good design

[@Tk--cp9xw]

And when the empire came in TFU it was still a hell hole now protected by the felucians and wildlife. Lets not forget the giant Sarlacc pit on the planet.

[@zeus8928]

Dude your intro to this video is pure nostalgic 🤤

[@b1battledroid476]

"It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no furtunate clone, no"

[@GretchentheAlligator]

Felucia is my favorite planet

[@undercovervisiter5881]

It's a good thing we were wearing helmets because none of could bear to look in the eye

[@nemtudom5074]

For such an important planet, we sure dont get to see it a lot. Maybe 5-6 episodes in the clone wars, about a minute in the revenge of the sith, and like 2 missions in classic battlefront 2.

[@isaactan3026]

I goggled felucia in legends. All of Felucia's major settlements were named after dim sum dishes

[@Colby_-ih2yd]

I was today years old when I found out Barris Offee had a Padawan in Legends canon.

[@nathanshkopiak9060]

felucia was a beautiful planet to look at, but to be on it was truly something else

[@lunabell4738]

I think that the republic would have had an easier time if the had had AT ATs. This is like on of the only times it would come in handy I mean really think about it

[@alem1655]

They should have made a gamemode for Battlefront 2 where it's just as deadly, not the map we got. It would be called Clone Survival.

[@nicholasmartinez9382]

Nah this place is definitely Vietnam in space lol

[@perturabo7825]

“What’s going on? Where are they? Oh no their all dead!!!!!” -501st soldier battlefront 2

[@inshasha6217]

Its kinda like the earth jungle. Everything wants to eat, kill or hurt you. Snakes insects you name it.

[@DeltaBird2269]

Omg your battlefront intro gave me so much nostalgia😂😂😂😂🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼