Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians 2

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[@Voodoo1_vos]

i can prove his laughter cure faliure i was failing 3 classes 1 month before my finals this week and i brought them all up and got my finals done with a week to spare

[@kaiser999wt]

What grade? Remeber, a is for average and b is for failure!

[@inthefogs]

F A I L U R E!

[@Ruv_S]

*FAILURE*

[@rocko_x]

SUCCESS

[@Eidel_Rose]

Mine are still awful

[@jeevanjacob4102]

"Did I say you could leave?" My Asian ass got chills when he said that, literal chills.

[@endergolem9977]

The times my mother has said this to me can be summed up into one digit: Numerous

[@ItsHimaank8071]

I got serious indian household ptsd from that too

[@fengwang3224]

That was the scariest part, to the ghost hahahaha.

[@rajalaireya1748]

I had flashbacks when he said that 🤣

[@ZaSleeper]

SAME BRO SAMEEEEEEE

[@jacoblee6079]

"You have telekinet-" "telekiknee-" "telemarketing power" lmao

[@MegaEricPham]

I lost it there!

[@kanthatchayaphan5309]

Marling powah

[@nina_mis6762]

I DIED

[@I_Am_T1]

I read this when it happened in the vid😭

[@Veilwing]

*We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty*

[@jackfrost1075]

steven had me at "Did I say you can leave?" Chinese parents always have absolute authority over their kids.

[@sp677]

Huh don't underestimate Indian parents

[@M.Hellebore]

“I will send you to Jesus” I felt that from parental fear 😂😂😂

[@kzkaa.]

and ghost too.

[@mechadoggy]

1:46

[@cyrilespejo]

do the dishes or no human rights

[@DeimosRetr0]

“I walk your dimension to get to school” 😂😂😂

[@DaytonaJae]

This one had me

[@harishankkarsubramanyam611]

love how he's not even trying to hide the string.

[@WarpedCyan]

It's floss Why am I getting hated? Im just telling him it's floss? ok he deleted his comment

[@princepiggie9302]

True

[@justjared2009]

Might as well make it a rope. LOL. But I think that that's the point. :)

[@Zay_plays_ball]

I love how it’s a black screen for me

[@merpuffedy]

Failute

[@muhammadhashir6136]

“You think you’re scary, I warped your dimension to get to school.” It was at that moment that the ghost realised that you can die even in the afterlife.

[@Ruv_S]

XD

[@mekyiamky6285]

xd

[@jpx7466]

Xd

[@313Yuta]

Xd

[@kyleterry5190]

XD

[@User7055]

The fact he isn’t even trying to hide the string makes me laugh even more 😂

[@LilianaKali]

I agree. I'm trying to figure out if it'd be even funnier if the string was a brighter colour or thicker in a future video XD XD XD

[@williamsanabria5280]

Not a asian ghost. Wearing the shoes in the house.

[@-Cypris]

I as an Asian feel that anger when I found out the ghost was wearing shoes INSIDE the HOME. 💀

[@LilianaKali]

That ghost is a FAILURE. Make all their ancestors cry

[@JYL-eb7xl]

Just like: get the fuck out!😡

[@Ember-iz3pi]

All ghosts are FAILURES! That's why they are ghosts.

[@Aurakin]

"Did I say you can leave, do the dishes or else I send you to jesus" Throws slipper

[@RyanSyed]

that got me laughing

[@vasp1re_290]

Shoe hits the ghost

[@muhammedfaaz3641]

Holy damage +100

[@vasp1re_290]

+69 asian power

[@icoughed4991]

Yes I watched the video.

[@robensmonteau161]

Jesus: Now child, how did you get here? Ghost: An Asian yeeted a slipper at me.

[@lnefty]

"No worries, happens a lot more than you'd think"

[@microwavecaprisun6239]

@@lnefty iam an asian

[@richatripathi5153]

I’m gonna do this when I’m 35 and have kids and see a ghost... WORD FOR WORD

[@dutchdragon2472]

@@microwavecaprisun6239 Ok, the guy that made the video is too right? I mean..

[@joshuaramotar4252]

😂

[@josemanuelaguero68]

"I will send you to Jesus", what a great line

[@Karen-ig6bp]

"Go do the dishes o I said you to Jesus"!..😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timiscool9523]

“What the hell, is that you? You have telekinetic, telekine, telemarketing power.”

[@evanr1814]

01:22

[@TheyCallMeMinty]

He said that while I read this

[@Ruv_S]

@@TheyCallMeMinty same

[@Ruv_S]

He just couldn’t spit out the words

[@tejkumarigurung6010]

When I was started reading this he also said the same thing like I am reading this and he is saying it.

[@Ruv_S]

*Plot twist: his dad’s the ghost and secretly trying to tell him he is a failure*

[@mrrealnobody4382]

Lol

[@Niweera]

Yo how do you type bold?

[@shashu3409]

Loll

[@marosmariene9204]

@@Niweera * this * no space

[@Niweera]

@@marosmariene9204 *cool* *cool* *cool*

[@gillcawthorn7572]

When I visited my son and his family in Indonesia last year ,I was shown an official road sign warning motorists that they may encounter a ghost at this particular corner . This was installed by the local traffic authority after complaints one had regularly been seen here . I suppose it was advance warning to prevent traffic accidents .😅

[@217sherlock]

You should have written on the sign " I didn't know this was the road to FAILURE!!"

[@joanmassat8938]

😂I bet that got people to slow down better than other signs

[@StickoAnims]

"Ghost trying to get tan" Pfft 😂

[@dratackt2555]

Therrapist: Why are you haunting this guy? Ghost: He is the only one who can send me to Jesus

[@aradhyadixit8589]

good joke dude

[@alperortac2638]

The ghost Will experience some failure

[@thanga71]

lol

[@Ancaryvan]

🤣 1:53!

[@grimmshredsanguinus2915]

the rapist?

[@michellewang3270]

So nobody gonna talk about how Steven’s dad is a double academy award winner? No wonder he thinks his son is a failure...

[@King_Nipper]

Not even made with real gold, biggest disappointment until Steven was born.

[@kindra11111]

His other foot started a business at 9, easy

[@onesaucdragon]

This is standard for Asians

[@StevenHe]

HAHA

[@vickmalham8191]

@@StevenHe you are a failure

[@barbieholicable]

🤣🤣🤣Telemarketing powers! omg Go do the dishes😂😂😂😂

[@FatLittleOldLady]

I think my failures are cured, now. Thanks! :D You are the funniest person around and I like you can make people laugh without cussing too much or being dirty.

[@th_1593]

Paranormal Activity 69: The Return of Beijing Corn the Ghost Cat

[@GhostTheHost713]

... I don't know how to respond to this

[@merpuffedy]

Your a failure!!!

[@muhammedfaaz3641]

He used to play piano at the Beijing corn field.POOR THING

[@StevenHe]

hahaha that's a hollywood title right there

[@seaan6178]

the guy above me is asian

[@Retrokage]

When he said “I’ll send you to Jesus” I was dying

[@MrSilversurfer0515]

Yesss me too... Also when he said "i had to walk through your dimension to get to school"

[@Kevin-jc1fx]

Poor was traumatized.

[@dingy8764]

@@MrSilversurfer0515 Oh, i thought he said “I want your dimension to get to school.”

[@Soda008]

Frtho! Bwahahaha

[@Pelipear]

Don't mean to bother y'all or anything (like fr) but I make skits kinda like Steven He but not really! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks! :)

[@greensky9530]

‘I will send you to jesus’ ghost starts leaving and gets NAILED so funny

[@annesaunders3580]

"You have telemarketing powers..." pure gold..🤣😂🙃

[@maysonsworkshop9620]

"You have telekineti- telekine- telemarketing power!" Best quote of the year

[@ProdByAngus]

Yes

[@arianamichael2864]

Yees the best quote

[@monky8557]

Am telepathically speaking with you, To tell you about our new food product called "H2O" you've probably never heard of it.

[@arianamichael2864]

@@monky8557 oh Ummmm..... Right....

[@fatalecho_king]

"You don't become magician, you don't go to roulette table you come to my house."

[@saigerstruk]

the victim is more scarier than the actual ghost😂

[@HelloHello-lh8tm]

The victim is the ghost

[@kailondorogers6268]

@@HelloHello-lh8tm HahahahahahHhaha

[@johnvonneumannsdaddy8207]

More scarier is the scariest part

[@darkpenink6730]

*more scary

[@caelanharamis5660]

Your English is ‘more scarier’ than anything mate 😂

[@karenk2409]

"Failure management" with ghosts - I love it!

[@MikeNoob101]

Steven's dad's school is so far away he warped into another dimension to get to school

[@happyface728]

"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!!" that part got me😂😂

[@realreuben126]

What does that means...I don't get it...

[@emilyleong6442]

@@realreuben126 the ghost are in his house, he said that his house like a foster home for the failure of the spiritual realm

[@realreuben126]

@@emilyleong6442 good to know thanks for your explanation😁

[@vectorm4]

@@realreuben126 A repeated thing that Steven He does is to berate his "son" for being a failure.

[@cstalnaker1311]

Best line ever 🤣

[@mohammadkhatib4823]

This is the equivalent of "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me"

[@racecarthedestroyer7192]

"if god wanted you to live, he would not have created me"

[@mustiz1898]

IKR

[@janilsoncabral9368]

you know i can set you free, so do not make it durty ? or complicated ? i am on my own, i am sick of this game, not interested any more, it is ur problem, why u do not have body, to do what u should do before u leave this 3d matrix, come on, i need some rest 😢😢😢

[@kevinengland8626]

"I will send you to Jesus" He already failed walking into the gateways to heaven so he settled here 😂 No way he's getting back

[@Baconman2478]

Steven he: see's footprints Ghost: appears Steven he: turn's ultra instinct

[@yourgirllaurk]

Ghost: *trying to cause chaos* Steven: *fed up with it's antics and gives it a what for* Ghost: *experiences emotional damage*

[@Blackcage3]

😂😂😂

[@InfamousNoob]

EMOSHAHNAUL DAMAGE????

[@faceboy1392]

steven: hold da flashlight higher- why you hold it so high are you blind or just stoopid

[@ragavanbalaji7257]

steven:Dont hold it it lower than ur iq

[@Exozealots]

Than only thing that is terrifying is your unemployment. Go start a business.

[@antonisstavroulakis7698]

"I walked your dimension to get to school!" That part killed me

[@mysticdragonwolf89]

Found the ghost guys, this guy failed at emotional control FAILURE!

[@reebott8691]

Bro I swear, all Asians that used to live in asia had to go through the labors of Hercules while fighting ten tigers in a meter of snow with a 100°C sun beating down on them all while carrying a small house on their back and wearing bricks for shoes.

[@DeimosRetr0]

@@reebott8691 that’ll be my family

[@realreuben126]

what exactly does that means

[@aredub1847]

you need to loop up grandpa pickles. old us cartoon from the 90s. meme creator.

[@leximuaune4229]

There went my coffee 😂 I can't even fam this is gold!

[@Angelcat2023]

Your just living rent free in my head now because of how funny you are, Your videos are so Wholesome, You bring a Smile to my face even during my break on my Show 😂

[@user-nu8xi4sl1e]

"did I say you can leave!?" Ghost: **instant regret**

[@Quack-om3jj]

if your a ghost and you entered an Asian house. good job, you fked up.

[@MrSasukeSusanoo]

Steven Dad: I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me, now stop being a failure and score an A in spooky class because my son's failure level is even scarier than you

[@user-nu8xi4sl1e]

@@MrSasukeSusanoo accurate words. definitely would be used by my father. 👌🏻

[@MrSasukeSusanoo]

@@user-nu8xi4sl1e oh man I feel you bro 👊 same for me

[@user-nu8xi4sl1e]

@@MrSasukeSusanoo 👊🏻bro 😔

[@anirbanroy5667]

Steven's dad:- I will send you to Jesus *throws his slipper Almost every exorcist out there:- Am I a joke to you?

[@StevenHe]

HAHA

[@Ghost-nj7nj]

My grandmother said the same thing when I started growing facial hair

[@ginathecookie]

Steven's Dad to the exorcists: Yes, You a failure

[@flooremoji]

Too expensive

[@darenk77]

From whence you came

[@user-lq2um3zv4f]

“I’ll send you to Jesus” a famous meme have be created again 😂

[@nntextmusic5946]

'Emotional damage' 'I will send you to Jesus' and 'Are you dumb' are the best lines EVER!!!

[@Ember-iz3pi]

What about when he calls people a failure? Or when he says "Stoopid"

[@hexagonal69]

The fact that Steven can’t say "Telekinesis" so it became "Telemarketing" instead honestly just makes it funnier.

[@RIZFERD]

telekinetic

[@hexagonal69]

@@RIZFERD potato tomato, same thing, just different conjugation.

[@thehaveninthehand]

Steven's dad sometimes struggle with the English language.

[@The_GreenHub]

@@hexagonal69bro doesn’t know what conjugation is

[@millenniyall_gaming2198]

I thought he said Telemockety

[@hungrymeat3578]

I love how he brings common sense and reality to everyone... even a ghost.

[@merpuffedy]

U failure

[@titleatptitleinsertcoordin3701]

Dang

[@williambanks8935]

lol

[@LabzPro]

That’s true!

[@mtio2807]

That ghost was a failure

[@iosonox]

I now officially use “I will send you to Jesus” on my teenage son every time he tries to be a smart @$$. Love it and love your work.

[@faultyfaulty7812]

“Did I say you could leave?” Professional Asian turning the tables what a power move.

[@DirectEnvy]

Welcome to ghost news a ghost was kidnapped by a asian we still dont known where the ghost is back to u micheal

[@user-rj4pv6by6g]

lol

[@VickyShawcooksalot]

I think he scared the ghost. 🤣🤣🤣

[@imXTER]

“Did i say you can leave?” *AT THIS POINT THE GHOST KNEW HE WAS GONNA GET SENT TO JESUS BY NINJA SLIPPERS*

[@harkomalsingh1198]

Lol

[@wwvnmnvww472]

Jesus:why you come to here again?

[@fut4life222]

AT this Moment that he knew he f*uckt up

[@eugmmanwiksel1873]

Lol ( emotional damage)

[@leonartha03]

@@wwvnmnvww472 ghost : i regret tried to haunt some asian guy

[@shabmia8920]

I love how he is not even trying to hide the string

[@hussainalmoamen3213]

Ghost: *tries to leave* Steven: D I D I S A Y Y O U C A N L E A V E? Ghost: *worried* Steven: go do the dishes Ghost: *tries to leave again* Steven: *I W I L L S E N D Y O U T O J E S U S* Ghost: *tried to leave and got sent to Jesus*

[@qwertyuiop8795]

thank you for the transcription

[@stevensdad3862]

now go do the dishes

[@lunabearsong2043]

I cackled at that part. I literally cackled. There's so much sass in his delivery, and I love it.

[@inayatononna8940]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neerusharma4632]

SUS

[@leathz9990]

"I will send you to Jesus" -Steven He, Art of failure Management.

[@313Yuta]

OMFG I CANT🤣🤣🤣

[@vi_gaming5832]

The fact he doesn’t hide the string proves he’s just doing it for fun and to entertain others ❤ this is why I love creators like this

[@rastislavkirovich]

He just doesn't know how to hide….

[@Lorelei6660]

I didn't realise I was running a foster home for FAILURES 💀 that was personal

[@trexion3443]

I like how he never gets scared and only gets angry.

[@willestr8656]

Go do the dishes

[@benhauzel1340]

Your likes went from 100 to 111 in a few seconds

[@trexion3443]

@@benhauzel1340 this is an achievement to remember. And I am surprised because this is probably my worst comment so far.

[@zivunknown]

@@trexion3443 That's ok, still better than Steven's channel.

[@trexion3443]

@@zivunknown So true

[@ehsanuddin435]

Clicked faster than Stevens dad saying Steven is a failure

[@Richard-cv1ml]

you stole my idea

[@noxiean]

Facts

[@alessioram6631]

Impossible

[@tristanf2pgaming481]

That not possible even mentally

[@SleepinInsomnia]

IMPOSSIBLE

[@217sherlock]

The slipper to the ghost's head cracker me up

[@Notslender421]

Bro wasn’t even at least bothered to hide even the littlest part

[@Mr.Nobody01211]

Asian: "Are you Doctor yet?" Ghost: "Well, I was one before I died." A: "So you no doctor now?" G: "Well, no, I-" A: "So you a failure. Go and study until you are doctor." G: "Bu-" A: "Did I say you can talk back? Go and study." *throws slipper*

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Epicly

[@REN-il5bu]

Lmao 🤣 just like my parents when i died to a car crash

[@syareeffurqan8047]

@@REN-il5bu you WHAT?!

[@caohung4796]

Or i sent you to Jesus

[@timeandspaceimmortality3554]

@@REN-il5bu you immortal

[@olinaw5145]

That's how impressive Steven's dad's slipper throwing is... he can make slippers fly across dimensions :O

[@StevenHe]

EXACTLY

[@Order-si7nd]

@@StevenHe this is why you are one thing only other than a KZbinr about their dad FAILURE

[@mervieschrealdoenteminerev8327]

@@StevenHe you still FAILURE you hit sooo soft why not A very hard throw?

[@Littleicy1]

I read this with the accent in my head lmfao

[@olinaw5145]

@@StevenHe Thanks so much for taking the time to reply!

[@andrethegreatyt2]

Steven disguised as a ghost getting hit with a shoe is comedy gold

[@Imagirlygirl0_o]

The ghost looked terrified, well as terrified as u can look when there's a sheet covering ur head

[@daiyan66]

steven’s dad has evolved he uses to fight lions with corn cans and tyrannosaurus with nunchucks now he can fight a ghost with a slipper

[@kanthatchayaphan5309]

Hes not a FAUUYYYLELERRRRRR

[@TheKueiJin]

Slipper technique is from ancient China when they could warp time and space and hit ghost before it was born and in the last second of its life. Both at the same time.

[@Ruv_S]

😂

[@JustanotherdudeOramI]

@@TheKueiJin I imagined saying this with his accent

[@ultra_01]

slipper can go through space time

[@Yandere0233]

I like how he shows no emotion except anger

[@KaziHimaloy]

The string makes this 1000× funnier

[@ij1376]

"Did I say you can leave? Go do the dishes." _This dude really just pulled an alpha move on a ghost._

[@DaughterOfMaat]

That guy was in full "Tired, busy and angry Asian mum" mode xD

[@arandomasschannel]

@@DaughterOfMaat basically my mom

[@dignityworks_animates5775]

@@arandomasschannel same

[@samg2394]

“I will send you to Jesus!”

[@bhavibro1025]

sigma move*

[@CaesarShadowKnight]

“I didn’t know I ran a foster home for FAILURE.” Steven’s dad steady spitting lava

[@thurayya8905]

"Your wearing shoes inside?! The soil, the leaf . . ." You tell that ghost! It can just mop the floor itself!

[@graceb5779]

“What are u doing standing at the dooor this is a small apartment we have no sunlight”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hlimhlim_i1079]

"You don't be magician You don't go to roulette table You come to my house Do I look like Panda Express??"

[@ismaeel7887]

69 likes funy number

[@Alex_hisfriendfromschool]

Lol yea

[@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826]

"What are you doing on a Monday morning?!" Other places are hiring!

[@Ember-iz3pi]

​@@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 he said Spirit Halloween...

[@manhnguyentien7638]

"Did I say you can leave?" - Every Asian parents ever -

[@kenancarolina4686]

Sounds like teachers when they say the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do

[@tanyam9853]

BAHAHAHA, the plot twist!

[@LV99BeyReviews]

*Leaves Asian parents: So you have chosen More homework

[@YunikuYosefMomoka]

💀 So true.

[@andylastname566]

The Send you to Jesus line was gold. XD

[@yukiHanakoMino]

Love the vid! You deserve 4000M! UNDERRATED!

[@angryboi595]

“Did I say you could leave. Go do the dishes” It was game over for the ghost at that point

[@shadowchaos5866]

emotional damage

[@theinkygamer2422]

"I will send you to jesus"

[@forillafax2169]

@@theinkygamer2422 1:53

[@abluesapphire1352]

@@eh7602 Damn, nice to know there’s pcs in heaven XD

[@solar.building]

“WHAT YOU DOING AT THE DOOR AT THIS SMALL APARTMENT WE HAVE NO SUNLIGHT”

[@frosttail309]

Instead of being scared of the ghost the dad rages at it. " Are you dumb?" HAHAHAHAHA that's amazing!

[@Schweinegulasch]

Thanks for describing the joke. I almost didn't get it.

[@Pelipear]

Ayeo my guys, I make skits! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks :)

[@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096]

@Oscar Skuza Everyone saw it lol, we just pretend i didn't happen because it is physically impossible for Steven to make it move without it

[@frosttail309]

@@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 true 😂

[@Procopius464]

"We bring laughter to more people so we can cure their failures." Good one, although it's more like treating the symptoms rather than the cause.

[@Valorantnewbie-ml8si]

Ultimate weapon : Did I say you can leave?

[@bertegue5162]

Most spirits feared the cross, but it was on this day that when poltergeists see a slipper, they burst into flames of failure

[@parkertdm1652]

All spirits fear the combination of S A L T, C A N D L E, and S P I C E S

[@parkertdm1652]

@@Crash_- Yeah, but, salt, a candle, and spices, is how you remove spirits from your house.

[@parkertdm1652]

@@Crash_- I do, but why not explain how to clear a house of spirits?

[@squishytoyfish]

Imma just sip my lizard soup and watch, carry on

[@bertegue5162]

@@squishytoyfish sounds like a good idea, I'll just spam the forums on the game Phasmophobia to add the slipper as a useful item

[@AnaklusmosPSI]

“Ghosts don’t hunt Asians” Every Japanese death game: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”

[@SavignyWRT]

In fact every asian is not allowed play game like this because they will send the ghost to jesus

[@suruwatsunuwar8387]

him: I will send you to Jesus! every Japanese death game: *tries to kill him* Him: Yeets flip flop to each of emm

[@amkc8479]

Y e s

[@nargiaz7368]

It's because those ones are also asians. Making it 10000% scarier

[@insertnamehere4983]

ghost dont haunt pure asian and chinese

[@robertcooney1938]

Today I got a bunch of your videos. They are hilarious! 😅😅😅😅 new sub.

[@rbailey5433]

Thank you. I needed this 😂😂😂😂 Subscribed

[@545future6]

"did I say you could leave" "go do the dishes" "I will send you to Jesus"

[@richatripathi5153]

I’m legit not scared of ghosts anymore Activate Asian Power I’ll just yeet a slipper at em

[@waffle7990]

@@richatripathi5153 +15% physical dmg bonus on Asian type Ghosts

[@sujalgondkar9998]

@@waffle7990 and 50% headshot multiplier

[@lancechristophermambo2285]

@@richatripathi5153 100% crit chance 90% chance to activate passive skill: insta kill Passive skill: insta kill (Deals 100% of the enemy's health) Active skill: curving projectile (Targets the closest ghost)

[@fishymemes2308]

@@lancechristophermambo2285 you play dokkan battle?

[@hawkboys2465]

Steven: "I will send you to Jesus" Ghost: " Well you see he didn't want me. Why do you think I'm here?" Steven: "So Jesus didn't want you? How can you be that much of a FAILURE?!"

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

You know you're a damn failure, when even a failure like Steven calls you out

[@jellymilk5898]

@Alice Lanterne then what doesNicholas mean

[@ZoeTheRose]

*legend says even steven didn't want them*

[@samirabastos8411]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnweek.]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@rgbozkurt]

keep up the great work bro. I love your humor :)

[@Divine_MHL]

"We bring laughter to more people so we can cure more failures." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cupidsammy]

My Asian friend after I showed her this: "The only things that scare Asians are their mothers" 😂😂😂

[@Mysti-P]

So true lmao

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

Amen, can confirm

[@tangerin_han]

The two most scary things in the entire universe: Abuelas holding slippers, and mothers

[@istillcantthinkofaname7993]

true

[@sungjinwo9316]

Your wrong buddy if there is someone scary than mother it's our father and when my father is mad *GOD MAY BE SO MERCIFUL*

[@crazybanana8907]

My stereotypical Western friend’s dad: “Get the f**k out of my sight!!” My Asian dad: “Did I say you can leave?!”

[@xerrybloom]

As a chinese, I can prove this is true

[@guywithrevolver]

As an australian I can say that i have had no experience similar to this

[@PAIN_3100]

As an Indian, I also prove this is true! 😂

[@lunabearsong2043]

As a black person, my grandmother was like both of these in the same instance. LOL!

[@samurailizard8886]

As an Cambodian I can prove this is true

[@cutelilmikey]

I literally love the part. DID I SAY YOU COULD LEAVE?!?!😂😂

[@TexMeta]

"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!" I laughed so hard. You're hilarious. Subscribed.

[@Natalie-Zz87]

Omg, I had to pause at this spot 🤣😹🤣😂 I burst out laughing so hard 👍💀

[@rainnmoon114]

It's almost 4 am and I'm in so much pain for trying not to laugh 😂

[@Eviekaii]

Dj yasuo :D

[@Gamex-Frontiers]

Ghost in his mind; EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!

[@blueventurine7131]

The fear of the slipper is so universal, even ghosts flinch at the sight of it

[@axelsoderhielm2127]

That smack was a direct headshot 😂

[@sparkeyjames]

God I love the strings. No effort to hide them. Made me laugh.

[@phoenixpeng8822]

"we bring laughter to more people to cure their failures" -Stevens dad 2021

[@nashwaan2956]

So basically you're saying "we act like failures to entertain other failures"

[@2old2kare94]

I read this as he said it🤣🤣

[@xMinimal]

@@2old2kare94 same haha

[@UniversOfPhoenix7]

He send the ghost back to Jesus so fast, that what I call efficient exorcism

[@codychen9036]

“I will send you to jesus! 🩴”

[@pierrotzzz]

Those ghost movies lied to us.... the best way to exorcise is take out your sandal and just say the golden words- "I wiLL sEnD you To jEsuS"🩴 Very effective.

[@EC2421Mir]

and he making him do the dishes 🤣

[@mugthemagpie3001]

It doesn't matter if you are a mortal or ghost. If an elder picks up a flip-flop, you really want to be somewhere else.

[@rafandersson4187]

I didnt know I ran a foster Home for failures!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nellylenaj3601]

Homie threw a sponge at him. This is how you fight a ghost. Emotional damage meets physical throwing items. 😂

[@HeiressOfKingsDominion]

0:58 I warped your dimension to get to SCHOOL! 😂

[@urgay733]

“ go to the dishes” Ghost “standing still” “I’ll sent you to Jesus” Ghost “opening the door” Flip flop throwing “Smack!”

[@SGTIABOTI]

I couldnt agree more.

[@MrBokodi]

That part absolutely slayed me. I was in tears!

[@nightblade9630]

Favorite part right there

[@chiak333]

Ghost: *gets sent to Jesus

[@astralblaze8100]

this is my mom every time i want to sneak to not do the dishes

[@jinisha_d20]

"Did I say you can leave" Got me laughing out of my chair

[@NoahLoftier]

And then the slipper slapping the heck out of the ghost's head had me dying.

[@ThatOneProFloppaTheBest]

I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

[@Trehek]

Go do the dishes!

[@Akarumey2023]

If it's saying Asian it's sound scary.

[@a.u.g.m.a.s]

“Did I say you could leave?” 😂 “GO DO THE DISHES.” 😂🤣 “I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@satrn_amp]

"did I say you can leave" is the most menacing thing you can say to a ghost and im not even lying

[@Memememe-is1yn]

"You have telekenis-, telepathy-, telemarketing powers!" LMAO!

[@unfunnyman5371]

@Sassawat Srisakuna✔️ :mandem:

[@zek5456]

You dont be magician, you dont to roulette table, you come to my house, Do i look like Panda express!?!

[@jef6979]

696 likes.. Ima bout to end this mans whole career

[@daedalus5253]

He can market stuff over a wide distance!

[@fumiko_is_typing...]

1k likes

[@Qudoos_Ezz_Al-Arab]

Why Does Steven He Always Make My Day Better? Hilarious as Always😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👻🩴

[@bigbangstar191]

" you dont be magician, you dont go to roulette table you come to my house. DO I LOOK LIKE PANDA EXPRESS " this line has got me laughing so hard

[@Zylef08]

The “I will send you to Jesus” line is hilarious too

[@fanz8689]

@@Zylef08 panda express can send peeps to Jesus instantly.

[@kittyfam5543]

Yep same plus the "i will send you to jesus" line

[@bloominglittleflower]

1:52 i will send you to jesus