Why I Don't Like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

[@cosmonautvarietyhour]

Please do not bully me

[@fatbojim8256]

no

[@ohiotaxfanumskibidipibby]

No.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

Cancel time

[@GreenestCherriestTea]

opinions are opinions bucko

[@AJBproductionss]

I will protect you, daddy.

[@brynjolf3974]

Knowing nothing about this show has made the comment section so fun to read

[@ForYouTheOneListening]

I'm sure it has

[@jbethizzle7345]

Jojo fandom can be as toxic as Db fans can be

[@emmalion1976]

@@jbethizzle7345 i mean he literally calls fugo the guy who stabbed a kid with a fork by solving a math question wrong the ""cool and calm guy"

[@myselft36yearsago]

The majority of the comments defending cosmonaut goes to show how dim minded his audience are

[@Minious1020]

@@jbethizzle7345 yup, pretty toxic calling out the flaws in his arguments

[@Garr3ttGuy]

12:40 that is actually a misconception. Araki clarified in an interview that the reason Fugo was written out of the story was because Araki was originally going to make Fugo a spy. Most assume he would have been in Chiacolatta's place. He changed his mind and instead just had Fugo leave the group

[@VergilDarkslayer]

Good cause it wasnt muccch cliche

[@rustingflamberge]

it doesn’t matter what clarification there is he’s still absent from the story and it’s still a mistake

[@megashark1013]

@@rustingflamberge Nobody said it wasn't a mistake.

[@mr.Inoriii]

@@rustingflamberge they are just saying that araki isnt intentionally getting fugo out of the story for the plot, as a matter of fact the plot was there and that araki feels too emotional to execute it.

[@Real7419]

Markus: "every time you tell me to read part 7 I postpone it for a year" OK see you on the heat death of the universe then...

[@QuestionMarks420]

I'm starting a gofundme to get Markus a cybernetic body that will constantly inform him, on a daily basis to read part 7.

[@alfa01spotivo]

why does he even say that? Hes just making it worse for himself

[@jacqueztheplaya7768]

@Shaman Xeed the only part i care about you saying is the art is bad 👀. Its gorgeous and its the only series i feel like the artist grows and changes his style as hes gone forward. Part 7 is the peake of the beautiful art in my opinion. But its subjective so one mans trash is anothers treasure 😂

[@YungandRekless545]

@Shaman Xeed You read it all the way through?

[@badfrad1754]

@@YungandRekless545 the guy just trolling look at his channel and videos.

[@Kiporiat]

Polnareff was probably the worst choice of person to call a coward, he faced TWO main villains alone

[@cherie..cherry]

Ong 😂 and tbh a good third of part 3 was Polnareff getting jumped by other stand users (alone)

[@Kiporiat]

@@cherie..cherry fr

[@Kthxbye988]

Polnareff is my spirit animal 🤣💜

[@gamingtime468]

gg, he's a funny dumbass character instead. still 2D and bad writing

[@gamingtime468]

​@@cherie..cherryhe's still two dimensional and boring to watch, like the rest of the series, the video is still on-point also, laughing crying emoji? seriously? average jojo fan, 13 years old

[@gloomydays9814]

Hating JoJo is still a JoJo reference because DIO hated JoJo.

[@purnamarayaaudyprasetyanto9084]

Don't forget my man Abbacchio the Donut flavored grape hating GioGio

[@kermitwithamustache3885]

And Tsundere Rohan really despises Josuke

[@purnamarayaaudyprasetyanto9084]

@@kermitwithamustache3885 a tsundere mangaka

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Dio also loved Jonathan though, at least to the extent he could love anyone other than himself.

[@gloomydays9814]

CidGuerreiro1234 shoulda used Rohan and Josuke then lol

[@matthewphillips1890]

Cosmonaut: Please don’t bully me The comments: *yesn’t*

[@edgymoji8260]

Perhaps

[@Jojoman313]

One comment said that his opinion was trash

[@travisscottburber5719]

I commented for no reason

[@01NeilHD]

They're about to unleash their inner Nagatoro-san

[@buggsmalone8178]

Memeber ._. Well.....there not wrong

[@JustinY.]

"Why I don't like JoJo" Bruh you've awakened the slumbering beast known as the JoJo fandom

[@turkeyhamman4111]

Justin why are you everywhere

[@ohiotaxfanumskibidipibby]

Sup dawg

[@QyfieK]

Hehe awakened...

[@PitZagufull]

@@turkeyhamman4111 He's everywhere JoJo needs him to be

[@munkee_man]

Leaving my mark under a Justin comment.

[@-Bert-]

Joseph went from a goofy character to a mature leader so not sure where you didn’t see character development lol. And Jotaro doesn’t age much despite being in half of the parts, but he still manages to show development in his personality from part 3 to 6.

[@Deep_chocolate]

Not to mention Joseph broke down over Caesars death but in part 3 was calm and composed while his ally’s died because he knew from his part 2 days that the battles not over just bc friends die along the way

[@beck5240]

I think u watched a different show lol, Joseph went from a goofy but strong and interesting leadto a cowardly comic relief character, and to say Jotaro had character development shows u have no idea what that actually means

[@unicornmeatman2267]

That “fugo was written out because he was to strong” statement is not true the author came out and said that fugo was original gonna be a spy for diavolo and the gang would end up killing him in the end but the author was going through some depression and it was to much for him at that time so he just decided to write him out instead.

[@calico.5588]

also it just kinda makes sense for fugo to, yknow, leave

[@thisman6205]

Yeah everyone thinks that he was to strong so he had to be written out

[@patrickloureiro1403]

A big problem in the fandom is that due to the "araki forgot" meme a lot of people take fan theories as fact, fugo got written out because he was too strong, josuke was supposed to go back in time, jolyne was originally a lesbian, all of these are fan theories that people parrot as true.

[@beaver8844]

@@patrickloureiro1403 They basically start as jokes and then small groups of people start to promote them as facts

[@pannacottafugo2806]

*cries* WHYYYYYY

[@jeffreygilson1565]

It’s probably a joke, but Fugo leaving was meant for him to come back as an enemy. Araki just couldn’t go through with it cause of an actual betrayal apparently. Still love part 4 and 7

[@mathewcipriano4794]

Actually you're totally right, Araki was going through a rough patch in his life and felt that a close friend betraying their friends would be too much, so Fugo was written out of the story.

[@valent1ne591]

Also describing fugo as the “calm and cool character” is the most cursed thing in this video lol

[@jeffreygilson1565]

Jeancapucine_82 looks like he should be bullied then

[@mathewcipriano4794]

@@jeffreygilson1565 I don't think bulling is the right choice.

[@lchap0506]

Jeancapucine_82 same with calling Narancia the “funny coward character.” In fact I think a lot of his takes on part 5 were completely off, making me wonder if he really was reading a good translation, but whatever. Opinions and all that.

[@asteroidofheaven2538]

“Narancia is a funny coward” Also Narancia: cuts off his own freaking tongue

[@prisaodasbolhas]

Fugo = calm cool guy Also Fugo: stabs Narancia face with a fork because he made a wrong calculation

[@elpriax]

@@prisaodasbolhas Fugo is not a calm guy look at his backstory

[@prisaodasbolhas]

@@elpriax I know, I just showed one of his actions to contrast with the definition of "calm cool guy" that cosmonaut gave to him.

[@asteroidofheaven2538]

@@prisaodasbolhas facts Polnareff is a coward Also Polnareff: Goes against Dio Brando is a a 120 year old vampire who is the power to stop time while his two friends died only moments before hand

[@geographynonsensical5003]

well narancia knew that giorno could give him a new tongue

[@OrgothGaming01]

"Polneraff is a coward" so a man literally being able to stand up to a vampire that can stop time and basically wipe the floor with someone that LITREALLY TURN INTO A BALL AND ERASE ANYTHING FROM EXISTANCE Is a coward?

[@pedrojpx]

Yes

[@leoneabbacchio221]

@@pedrojpx haha you got the whole squad laughing 😐😐😐

[@ΑχιλλέαςΣπυριδωνίδης-τ7δ]

Bro why are you getting so mad about someone's opinion on a anime that you probably love i kinda liked jojo's but it is just avarage and ovverated

[@ΑχιλλέαςΣπυριδωνίδης-τ7δ]

And do not tell me it is not every one is saying that giorno solos every thing like

[@bryanthebreadstick5266]

It's not a proper "Opinion" if it's based on lies and misunderstanding

[@yonatanyonatano1192]

Wait, how is Polnareff a coward?Half the time, everyone else is trying to make him run away.

[@themediumcheese]

He's kind of cowardly at first but barely. I love Marcus but his description was a lil off.

[@Testsubjex]

Cam Medina ya a lot of the shit he’s said in this video Can be either debunked or I can share my opinion on these “one noted characters” hes taking about but I’m Not even gonna get into it if he don’t like Jojos he don’t like Jojos and that’s fine with me idc It’s just try and go better in depth instead of saying shit other people say

[@Testsubjex]

Orange Juice you don’t you just gotta pay attention to them and look at the little things tinier things but if you don’t think they have character idk what your qualifications for “what makes a character good”

[@divineshinobi1791]

@@orangejuice4266 This can be done by the use of 2 brain cells

[@teurdle7720]

joseph coughcough

[@TheFailnaut]

I'm sorry I nearly pissed myself laughing when you described Fugo as a "calm, cool guy". The scene he's literally introduced in involves him trying to teach a kid math, and trying to stab him in a fit of rage when the kid gets a question wrong

[@xblade149]

Same

[@saint-juste]

Trying? He does stab him then slams his face into the table.

[@TheFailnaut]

@@saint-juste lmao my bad, guess it was even worse than I remember. Thus further proving our point

[@matteocecchi1153]

Lmao the kid is a Cardinal character for the story

[@TheFailnaut]

@@matteocecchi1153 I felt the need to refer to him as such because I'm not convinced Cosmonaut actually experienced part 5

[@1beltet]

Comments be like: I respect your opinion but you are wrong

[@kafkachampin]

To be fair, meme all you want, I respect his opinion and he was outright factually wrong about things he proposed as such in this video.

[@jeslan9773]

Love it when someone is FACTUALLY wrong for having a personal opinion

[@pooler57]

1beltet they’re right about it

[@Ayahuasca98]

Dayface pretty much

[@BasedMexx]

@@jeslan9773 Well he's factually wrong in why Fugo was taken out of the story. Saying that GER is an Des Ex Machina. Stuff like that can be proven wrong

[@roletq2730]

Fun fact araki didn't kick fugo out because he was overpowered the real reason for that is because of araki's mental state at that time originally he was supposed come back as a traitor and killed by giorno but due it being to dark for his depression at that time he simply left him out of the story

[@temari105]

I'm glad that he did, Fugo was definitely OP. Have you read Purple haze feedback?

[@dziewiaty]

@@temari105 Feedback is not Araki's it was simply approved by him. Part 5 Purple Haze is teamkill factory.

[@doctorhelth]

@@dziewiatystill Purple Haze feedback although non-canon really does well in tying up Fugo’s story and redeems him as a character since in part 5 his impact in the story was very lackluster to say the less.

[@jay-zdenton6094]

That would've given Fugo some much needed gravitas. I hated how he was simply written out of the story. Wasted potential.

[@Deep_chocolate]

@@jay-zdenton6094agreed, you can’t have that kind of stand and simply vanish like you didn’t exist 😂

[@opticalspider7003]

Dude called Polnareff a coward when he was ready to take on DIO alone after seeing his ability

[@opticalspider7003]

And Narancia💀 he didn’t read or watch it’s extremely obvious

[@whatapayne1789]

Exactly all the characters he called cowards are far from it I mean they’re apart of the mafia for god damn sake

[@shwibbleglibble7197]

Wouldn't expect any more from contrarianonaut

[@jabronijackpot]

Yeah that was an odd take, its a major plot point several times that he's stubbornly overconfident

[@omechron]

In anime, being a coward doesn't mean the same thing that it does in real life. If characters ACTUALLY just ran away from danger they wouldn't be in the anime at all. But you can't sit there and tell me that you don't recognize that the way Polnareff or Narancia give voice to their fear is different from taciturn guys like the Jojos, or that it's clearly played for laughs. They're comedy cowards in the "Krillin" model who whimper about how afraid they are but then always nut up and do the thing anyway. Of course we don't think characters like that are actual cowards in the way we would describe somebody in the real world.

[@Cyberclone07]

As much as I like JoJo, this anime isn't for everyone, and that's good, people have different tastes. Edit: Looking at the points and realizing you said that Fugo was a "cool and calm character" after him displaying obvious psychological problems? Wat? Polnareff "Coward" after avening his sister's death and beating the cr*p off Vanilla Ice trying to avenge Avdol and Iggy??? Again, I understand not liking JoJo at all, not everyone likes it and that's great, but I think the explanation could be much, MUCH better.

[@Ninjaman50]

@Supreme Person I'm a huge Jojo fan and even I think Part 3 isn't the best despite it being iconic. Part 4 is my personal favorite, and I have a coworker that I only watched Part 5.

[@RozzzaSsarcasmo]

and people like shows for different reasons and take away different moments from it, it's actually nice to see that and not a lot of people appreciate that

[@bonfist1252]

agreed, i love the show purely for its comedy and the effects are awesomely done, dynamic characters and such, drama is hilarious to me on jojo, u can see some jokes are mocking buff animes to make it look ridiculous as a sort of parody, i dont looooove it, but its an enjoyable anime for when i have nothing much to watch

[@Ninjaman50]

@Gmoney 12 I still don't know anything past Part 5 but right now for me it's. Part 4 Part 5 Part 2 Part 3 Part 1

[@notapplicable6985]

I honestly like part 3 the best since it really reminds me of old fashion westerns.

[@buggsmalone8178]

“Fugo is calm and cool” Literally stabs narnica because he got a question wrong

[@buggsmalone8178]

Also Purple haze would like a word with you

[@princerodgerreyes2589]

narnica narnica

[@pizzweak580]

It's pretty apparent that this guy didn't pay any attention when he was reading and watching Jojo.

[@Ultimatelifeform282]

Wtf is a "narnica"? Why can't anyone pronuonce part5 names correctly?

[@dungww2006]

Piss Weak Well he did say he didn’t enjoy part 5 and it was long ago. I doubt someone would try to regain the memories about characters in a series they hated

[@keiraOwO]

Bro be watching JiJi’s Preposterous Travels 💀

[@AllthatmakesFall]

HAHAHA, UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@lunarrvx]

JaJa's Peculiar Escapade

[@Tuckbro]

Nah he be watching JuJus Strange Trip 💀

[@johncedricksantos2401]

Lmfao

[@YoungRizzer]

Joe’s weird Frolic

[@TheFirehands150]

Fun Fact: Araki himself said his favorite Jojo is Josuke, and his favorite villain is Kira.

[@Chriscraft-ug3sz]

Joseph Joestar: 👀

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

Ironically, Araki devotes most of his love to Rohan

[@TheFirehands150]

@@AndreLuis-gw5ox Araki IS Rohan lol

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Not exactly related but for me part 4 has some of the best moments (every scene with Kira in it) and some of the absolute worst moments (nearly everything else) in the series.

[@shavingryansprivates4332]

@@CidGuerreiro1234 lol. The worst part is the beginning of part 3. extremely repetetive

[@samt3412]

"The main villain is revealed so late in the story" If he ever reads Part 8 he's gonna be pissed

[@SGR403]

Yeah but Part 8 at least has other redeeming qualities.

[@SuperiorDeadpool4c]

@@SGR403 Like....?

[@ackerosa114]

We don't even know if big mac hair man is the main villain or if big mommy milky is main villain or jacksepticeye higashikata is main villain

[@antimatter3084]

@@ackerosa114 Tooru clearly the main villian, Jobin is an anti hero and Kaato barely shows up. You can't tell me a stand and character with so much buildup and around 20 chapters currently isn't the final antagonist.

[@englishgiraffe2124]

@@SuperiorDeadpool4c All the characters being complex. Honestly, nearly everyone, including the main character are assholes, usually backstab their best friends and could be the main antagonist.

[@Lagoa_real]

“My problem is I love part 4 too much. The reason I hate most of JoJo’s is because it just isn’t part 4.” You have just described almost the entire melee fan base.

[@LordTactusMe]

What I love about JoJo is that “it has something for everyone”. My friend absolutely hates part 4 and loves part 3. I love pretty much all of them though, lol.

[@suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen]

I love part 4 too, I basically has the deradicalized version of cosmonaut about Jojos

[@jantheking7028]

@@LordTactusMe I hate every part except for part 4 and part 2

[@acertainkirakuin]

@@jantheking7028 may I know why?

[@acertainkirakuin]

Well In my opininon *part 4* is the best, EVEN THOUGH my favourite is still *part 3* , because it has the adventure vibe, a journey that tighten the friendship, feels, sad, happy, and other things that part 4 doesn't have.

[@oshkeet]

I think ultimately the big divide over Jotaro (who is actually one of my least liked Jo's) is whenever you have an "inscrutable" style character. I forget the voice actor, but when it comes to "intentionally hard to read" guys, its extremely easy to project whatever you want onto them, or at least its easier than with other characters. So some people dont get anything out of him while others do. Its also a challenge to try and give them a voice when the director wants you to maintain that certain tone. Just the nature of the beast I guess.

[@Nemamka]

very good argument!

[@craz5634]

Smartest interpretation of jotaro I’ve seen

[@Wannabe-Cyborg]

Marcus: WHY DOES POLNAREFF TURN INTO A TURTLE? KZbin: *PlayStation noise*

[@joedinnie3079]

“Part 3 and 5 are too long” Part 8 just sitting real quiet

[@cjm5273]

it’s like 100 chapters 😭 and everything ties together

[@narutardkyuubi]

Weekly pacing combined with monthly release schedule

[@eriksulin627]

Part 4 and 5 have literally the same episode count

[@diegovaldes1408]

It's just 100 chapter wtf are you talking about

[@alfa01spotivo]

they are literally only 48 and 39 episodes lol. Thats pretty short for anime

[@realchrislozinski]

goodluck sir you are a brave soul expressing this opinion

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

Agreed

[@chief_queef]

@Shaman Xeed bruh you're opinions i guess

[@glctcthnkr8059]

Shaman Xeed look, I get that everyone is allowed to have their own opinion but going to literally every single comment in a comment section of a KZbin video to tell everyone how much you hate something is dumb and unnecessary

[@alex.theman2839]

Shaman Xeed eh, hard disagree. Araki’s one of the best artists in manga.

[@assistantmanagerofhell67]

Shaman Xeed why are you replying to every comment with this exact same reply?

[@murray9807]

I think it's quite funny to say that no one in JoJo goes through character arcs, when in part 3 Jotaro goes from being selfish and lonely to actively seeking out companionship and opening himself up to others.

[@Fluffy6555]

A panel of him smiling is not opening up to others.

[@murray9807]

@@Fluffy6555 It would have been unthinkable to have seen him do that at the beggining of part 3.

[@Fluffy6555]

@@murray9807 oh you don't even have another example 😂

[@murray9807]

@@Fluffy6555 When he laughs with the other guys in the The Sun fight, when he chills with Kakyoin in the deck of the Dark Blue Moon boat, when he goes for a walk and ahs ice cream with Anne and fake Kakyoin. But my question is why would you think I would need more examples when we are talking about one particular scenario?

[@Fluffy6555]

@@murray9807 I don't really consider that a character arc. They're just random scenes and I don't see Araki considering it contributing towards a character arc. Like if he bonded with Kakyoin so much, he would have been a lot more upset when he died.

[@Snavels]

12:37 Araki was super depressed when writing this part of Golden Wind and he was originally going to have Bruno's gang kill him for not joining them, but he was just too depressed to kill him, so he just made him leave instead. Then, after that, he was originally going to come back and try to kill the group, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

[@wyvron6146]

No he was going to have him betray the gang and have this big fight between giorno and fugo because giorno made that antidote.

[@Snavels]

@@wyvron6146 I was vague on what I meant by "not joining them" but that's what I meant, he would've betrayed them

[@senorjigglypuff7953]

I will say if you have to look up something from a show and get the answer else where then thats not really good

[@mrlogic3056]

@@senorjigglypuff7953 If we talking about the lore part, then yes, but it's not the lore, it's just Araki's story about "jojo making" experience

[@peckypork]

@@senorjigglypuff7953 I mean, it's been implied in the show that fugo is the smart and cunning type so him sacrificing his life in something he'll easily get killed for is just something he wouldn't do🤦 I feel like you haven't watched part 5

[@brunobucciarati8353]

Fugo "Calm and cool guy"? Go and tell him 16x55 equals 28. See how that goes.

[@Marquesxart]

Lmao yep

[@makkintasho9239]

@Super Winnie Wili Not even an actual jojo character would see the brackets would mean times

[@bananavinegar6699]

Yes, one time he chased me with a giant ass pitchfork for not saying f-four as an answer

[@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580]

F o r k

[@bossfoxy3232]

toxic jojo fans incoming ( i like jojo but im not a toxic idiot)

[@FunkyFreshYT]

"Narancia is a funny coward" *Narancia literally kicking the shit out of a car and blowing it up because just ONE GUY is inside it*

[@Ragazaloth]

*beats the fucking shit out of a random guy because he thought they were the enemy*

[@sammysaito529]

*CUTS OFF HIS FUCKING TONGUE*

[@Comic3665]

Also *Blowing up a full fucking street of cars just to find one small boi*

[@Pootis-Spencer]

*T-pose over a gay couple he murdered*

[@sammysaito529]

@@Pootis-Spencer Narancia is based😳😳

[@megamantcg]

Poor guy. Imagine giving up right before Steel Ball Run. A real tragedy indeed.

[@NoBlueHawaii]

@@Goosewitdajuice317 Nah this dude's opinion is fine, his logic is ass though. Really bad points he made in the video. He barely even looked into JoJo enough to form an opinion. Also jesus dude, the way you type confuses me.

[@trappyplayz]

​@@Goosewitdajuice317 the thing is, Jojo has amazing details in faces such as noses. They don't just draw an L for a nose.

[@chilled480]

​@trappyplayz they don't have to have so much lines on their faces they don't look realistic that way

[@exphilonstone9649]

@@chilled480 are you talking about the stylised shading?

[@chilled480]

@@exphilonstone9649 yes

[@mikehunt5155]

JJBA fan here. i honestly don’t blame you. JoJo is not for everyone and all fans should understand it.

[@ChronicAndIronic]

Shaman Xeed anime in general sucks, it’s all mediocre and uninspired

[@luckydecay6674]

@Shaman Xeed bro I get it, I dont like it either but I don't think you need to keep copying and fucking pasting. Chill

[@malacox4664]

@Shaman Xeed xd

[@dirtydeedsdirtcheep3007]

@Shaman Xeed why

[@adonailr9667]

@@dirtydeedsdirtcheep3007 it's bait

[@Zane65205]

"Jojo's is like a bad ex" Star Wars: hold my beer

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My videos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to DISLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY videos! Do you think my videos are funny, dear zane

[@bahrahfahofficial1158]

Eh... Jojo's still takes the cake. I gave a shit about where Star Wars was going, even if the direction was... not great. Jojo's, on the other hand, just went on, and on, and on and before long, I was just waiting for it to be over. I stopped at the fifth arc and I'm kinda okay with that.

[@brya9681]

Star wars is more like your parents, you thought they were perfect because you were 7. But now as a 30 year old you see that they're super flawed and getting mad at them for it pretty immature.

[@Zane65205]

Bryan A that has to be the best Analogy I've heard in a very long time

[@therighteously8454]

@@bahrahfahofficial1158 I'm sorry, but Star Wars is one of these things that should just DIE. After the Clone Wars series it should've just died. The Sequel trilogy just further cemented that Lucas Films is out to kill their own franchise and it is a sight for sore eyes.

[@BREADSWORD]

plus Josuke got the DRIP

[@pkmemes01]

BREADSWORD prosciutto has more drip

[@kitchendweller4605]

Loved your vid on gurren lagan 🐑

[@jaitrapino8145]

Daddyphatsnaps reference?

[@mhaughton821]

Your vids mean so much to me man ty so much

[@kanohpilled]

@Shaman Xeed your opinion is i n c o r r e c t

[@osmya0044]

Bros been watching JaJa's normal hike

[@notvex3987]

"Fugo is a calm and cool guy" My man what on earth were you watching where fugo is calm like what the fu-

[@libertycary3113]

I honestly don't think he paid much attention 🤣

[@alt7970]

he probably watched it and then spammed the skip button

[@sirbeanii7447]

-ck

[@stinkymoe3635]

@@alt7970 fr

[@thijmen5295]

The first thing that comes to my mind when I think about Fugo is that he’s literally everything except CALM

[@tharhacathe8846]

people don't like Jojo because the community kinda ruins it for people which kinda disappoints me as a fan of Jojo

[@SirJigglesworth]

Same thing goes for Dragon Ball and BNHA🥺

[@kanoy7817]

Which is a shallow reason to not like something but I digress

[@stanthebuilding8273]

My friends that I play Terraria with used to spew out JoJo references so frequently that literally every other sentence was a JoJo reference. It was the most annoying time I've ever had playing a game.

[@mylifeisameme8656]

I knew it was gonna happen the moment Part 3 was almost finished being animated, saw a whole bunch of memes blowing up and just kinda prepared for the worst

[@ccricers]

The only Jojo I have seen is the Stardust Crusaders OVA, from the 90's. And it's funny to me that I STILL understand most of the Jojo memes thrown around today.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"But boy was I wrong, because Part 4 is the best Part in Jojo's!" *Fans:* "Hooray! That's all we needed to hear!" *Mista:* _paranoid screaming_

[@InklingRacer456]

You’re here to?

[@Shoub-kb9sk]

He’s everywhere

[@ranold8135]

part 7 is the best bitch

[@acuteness8046]

*laughs in part 8*

[@theguy3851]

Mista is a goof.

[@donttalktomeyoureannoying8736]

Polnareff? The one who faced Dio 1v1? Polnareff? The French guy who was handicapped in a wheelchair facing off the Barbie Mafioso???? Coward??? *wrrrrrryyyyyy*

[@beck5240]

Because he developed as a character to be brave, this is somehow a foreign concept to yall jojo fans, the part being ridiculed is when polnareff is just remaining a bland character throughout majority of the story

[@betwixt8177]

@@beck5240 polnareff was always brave, to a fault. his recklessness when fighting hol horse is what got avdol killed (in gigantic quotation marks). his development isnt that he becomes more brave, its that he realises the consequences of his actions and becomes more considerate to the people around him. in the beginning of part 3 he was basically blinded by revenge for his sister. he was always prepared to risk his life for the people he cared about, it was just that until avdol died he didnt realise how he much actually cared for the other crusaders and mostly saw them as a means to an end.

[@GucciPucciMIH]

“Fugo is a calm guy” -Fugo nearly murdered his Professor with a book at a young age in blind rage -his stand is literally a reflection of his anger -he stabbed a teenager for getting a question wrong -he is shown throughout the entire first half of part 5 having a fucking temper tantrum Edit: gotta love how he bases an entire fanbase on one of the most common things newcomers of a fanbase do

[@holymoly9594]

Him: part five i hate it ! Only the fight ? Idon't care about the fights ! (it's a shonen '-' just puting this here) i just want the story ! Also him :wHy JeAnPiERre tUrN iNto A TuRtUL

[@nvis5909]

Pucci speaking facts

[@swastikrai9245]

Don't forget, Mista is a coward.

[@krimson4626]

Father, How are you still alive?

[@loquel1641]

Bru that backstory wasn’t in the manga, that was an addition in the anime

[@epitaph4606]

I have some disagreements with your opinions but I love “HOW MANY TIMES DOES MISTA DIE!”

[@titus4440]

How are you gonna call Polnareff a coward? He put his life on the line multiple times to save his friends, and he literally faced two main villains one-on-one

[@rchow8051]

Frrrrr tho. Wisdom dude

[@beng4ll967]

« Here’s the exit, but we won’t run away. Avdol gave his life to save us. We’ll run straight to him. Let’s go Iggy! » -Jean Pierre « the coward » Polnareff in a battle against the second most powerful stand user of part 3. That guy really didn’t know what he was talking about.

[@markanxrath1369]

Just another useless contrarian

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

Fucker had had choice to go back to Dio and he went " NAH FUCK THAT,IM WITH THE BOIS NOW" Knowing he got NO chance to beat him. He even suprise attacked him later on even though it didn't work

[@mihajlodjordjevic3243]

@@beng4ll967 its abdul ffs

[@vaporkay7831]

Narancia: *Cuts off own tongue, blows up an entire neighborhood block and betrays the most dangerous mafia boss in italy knowing full well he could be killed at any moment* Cosmo: "he's such a funny and cowardly guy!"

[@beck5240]

Instances of bravery don’t mean he can’t be written as a coward, narancia just falls under araki’s poor reuse of character archetypes like a “funny coward”, even if he deviates from being a coward he is still poorly written

[@vaporkay7831]

@@beck5240 except he's not a coward at all. If anything, he's shown more bravery than cowardice and most of what you could call cowardice is just common sense. Heading go an area where there's an enemy lurking? Yea, of course you'd be cautious about that. Having to go out on your own when you know there's a target on your back? Yea, being hesitant makes complete sense.

[@moodyfingers7301]

Polnareff fighted two time controlling Stands, the man was ready to die for a dog and Almost killed DIO thinking that he was the last crusader. How is he a funny coward?

[@gamingtime468]

You picked out one point out of hundreds of others. What are you trying to prove? And besides, that doesn't make Stardust Crusaders really that much better.

[@moodyfingers7301]

@@gamingtime468 What I am trying to prove? I'm proving that this guy doesn't fucking know what he's talking about, and his idea of Polnareff being a funny coward is just one of the many flat out wrong statements in this video.

[@gamingtime468]

@@moodyfingers7301 Can you list any others? I might correct them. Or agree if they're right. Please provide.

[@moodyfingers7301]

@@gamingtime468 Fugo as the "Calm and Cool guy", the first time we meet him, he stabbed his friend's face with a fork over math, His stand is a representation of self-destructive rage, he hit his teacher with a book until blood covered the walls. Again, How is he the Calm and Cool guy?

[@gamingtime468]

@@moodyfingers7301 He is not! And Golden Wind isn't garbage! And Diamond is Unbreakable isn't the best! Is everything *else* he says correct? Yes. I love JoJo. But I ask you do as I do, and just accept, even ignore this video if you want to. He might be incorrect a couple times, but his point Stands. (get it?) JoJo isn't perfect, and not everyone likes it. But you can still enjoy it with this video existing.

[@what-usha]

I respect your opinion , probably one reason why I like Jojo’s so much anyways is because I took a break halfway through part 3

[@genericgaming5941]

I felt that on an emotional level good sir, best way to enjoy it is take a break before battle in egypt

[@manuelsilva9993]

Dude i was so horrifically bored and disgusted with part 3 and its shit pacing i dropped jojo for well over 6 months before i finally mustered up the resolve to finish it...and i was thoroughly dissapointed, part 3's ending was so bad it almost ruined jojo for me thank god part 4 was so spectacular it saved the series for me. And now part 5 i find also really good.

[@cristhelivingradio1400]

Manuel silva I liked part 3 but like you said the ending left a sour taste in my mouth because I feel dio should’ve won that fight and I stand by that sentiment I had to take a break and I just started to the back and I’m liking part 4

[@manuelsilva9993]

@@cristhelivingradio1400 dio was just so hyped for what i feel was a small return and I'm glad your back in part 4 is great!

[@iliveameme4930]

Lool. Still haven't seen the latter half of part 3 other than the Dio battle.

[@wintersakiller]

When you tell someone who doesn’t like Jojo that not liking Jojo is a Jojo reference

[@jasonlee1337]

Both Rohan and Kira do not like Jojo, and they are both good in my book, so Marcus gets a pass as well.

[@Face1essAsh]

Part 6 be like

[@zad_rasera]

*sigh*

[@wildmoose3979]

True

[@chomchem9855]

Shaman Xeed someone clearly hasnt seen parts 6-8

[@JackOChameleon]

People don’t hate that you don’t like it, they hate that you have dumb reasons for hating it. Such a bad take it’s crazy

[@vazset]

I’ve never seen anyone get positive feedback after thoroughly criticizing Jojo’s, it’s this every time.

[@PapaBearIsHere]

@@vazset sure yea the Jojo fandom is rabid, but the points he makes throughout the video are literally flatout wrong by a factual standpoint.

[@wesleyyoder5654]

​@@PapaBearIsHere dawg the whole video is subjective

[@PapaBearIsHere]

@@wesleyyoder5654 so its subjective that multiple brave characters are flat-out wrongly characterized as 'cowards'? or that the literal rage-fueled gangster is called calm.

[@wesleyyoder5654]

@@PapaBearIsHere yes 😁

[@MetalTrenches]

I always say the fans are generally the worst thing about anything I’ve disliked lol

[@kitcw]

There is a toxic side to it and as a fan of the series, i despise that side

[@NickMPurcell]

Same thing for me when Undertale was so big. But I realized that if something has such a massive and dedicated fanbase there must be something to it

[@archafromdmc]

jojo fans are cancer tho

[@payload9521]

yeah

[@danielz-v4083]

I think I have a self harm fetiche or some shit cause I usually like stuff that has the worst fan base: Dragonball is my favorite anime : the fanbase is literally braindead I love JoJo: fans are fun until you realize they repeat the same 5 jokes during an entire year MHA: that fanbase is just doomed into the realms of shipping and cringeness Star wars: ... poor poor star wars...

[@georgeliquor1236]

I see more people commenting "MARCUS IS GONNA GET SO MUCH HATE. HE HAS CHOSEN DEATH! HE GONNA DIE!" then actual hate comments.

[@rexisgood150]

George Liquor I haven’t even seen a single hate comment yet

[@funnysonicman]

George Liquor Same, but I don’t know how long it’ll last...

[@Deko0721]

I do not like this video

[@funnysonicman]

Dekoekoek “And here...we...go.”

[@georgeliquor1236]

@@Deko0721 Good for you.

[@RhyperiorRanger]

Marcus: “Why I dont like Jojo” Me: I’m ready to respectfully disagree Also Marcus: “Part 4 best part” Me: Wait a minute I agree with this...

[@ebx-035]

Part 4 is best

[@shyboss15x35]

Part 4 is the best

[@thejohn3583]

Kinda sad he won't read Part 7 for some time...

[@lostpr0phet296]

Same dude

[@theguy3851]

Was not that mad when Marcus said he liked part 4. If you like at least 1 part then were cool.

[@VERON_606]

Star Platinum is extremely fast and his reaction time is perfect which technically made him fly. Silver Chariot is almost just as fast as star platinum, he can also shoot his sword to make it a long range attack. Magician's Red's ability with fire manipulation may seem very simple, but Avdol uses it with a brain and makes it form into different shapes and sizes. He also destroys the oxygen in the air around the area of an opponent, making them suffocate. Hierophant Green doesn't JUST shoot rocks, he has incredible range. He can also control minds by going in the opponent. AND HOW IS POLNAREFF A COWARD, HE DEFEATED A GIANT BALL OF ERASURE THAT KILLED HIS FRIENDS, AND STOOD UP TO A VILLAIN THAT CAN LITERALLY STOP TIME AND SHOOT KNIVES.

[@eliasalqadhi2721]

You forgot that sliver Chariot can take off his armor

[@VERON_606]

@@eliasalqadhi2721 who cares

[@eliasalqadhi2721]

@@VERON_606 and that exactly why

[@crablord8499]

@@VERON_606Because one of his main points about part 3 is that the stands aren’t interesting. Details like silver chariot taking off his armor, magicians red making a fire ankh that can detect life, and heirophant green possessing people gives them nuance, and he is vastly oversimplifying them and leaving out key details. The commentor is right.

[@dankerbell]

​@@crablord8499also that's very subjective and even if it wasn't and they are just boring i think it can be excused by the fact that araki created a whole new power system for this part unlike anything that had been seen before in the series or otherwise, so he was obviously fleshing things out as he went considering... stands got more interesting as he went, so it's kind of a non-issue. and yeah like i said i thought they were interesting enough and served their purpose and still got enjoyment out of it, but i also don't think a stand being unique immediately makes it or the part good (diamond is unbreakable i'm looking at you)

[@sebastianostos9354]

As a die hard jojo’s fan i honestly get ya. it isn’t for everyone and that’a fine and I’m glad this wasnt trying to diminish anyone else’s enjoyment of the show so i can respect were you stand

[@kitcw]

DANGHD2 you utter fool

[@jotapedonoso4696]

@@danghd2 I don't even watch/read jojo's, but I've been laughing at this for over a minute

[@kunju972]

mans did a speedrun of jojo spoilers: it failed

[@ThePotatoSeesAll]

“Runs dead”

[@Light-cf4gp]

Nah it was good

[@ThePotatoSeesAll]

@@Light-cf4gp yeah when the video ended

[@Light-cf4gp]

@@ThePotatoSeesAll nah the whole video was good

[@thedarksideofthemoon9195]

@@Light-cf4gp it literally wasn't my guy the points were horrible

[@tonacan2951]

"narancia is a funny coward" dude mistook a normal civilian as an "enemy" and beat the shit out of the man and and had the gang joined in

[@gyrosmassiveweiner7826]

*sips drink* LEMME BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM W/ YALL YEAHHHH GET HIS ASSSSS

[@stzyonslime2971]

@@gyrosmassiveweiner7826 Abbachio drank his own piss and nothing can change my mind

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

@@gyrosmassiveweiner7826 "FIGHT BACK FIGHT BACK"

[@Coconut_Prrson]

He didn't hesitate to blow up an entire block

[@jackiejoestar4353]

Ikr?

[@SynthwavelLover]

Jotaro isn't just a "cool guy" it's a facade he keeps up but in reality he's a hard-worker who believes in what's just and loves his mom even more than Kakyoin does. On characters dying "unceremoniously" I think Araki shakes up the status quo of Shonen by having you understand anybody can die (just like in real life). I think it's a nice change of pace because it messes with expectations. Also typically their deaths aren't unceremonious, maybe abrupt, but they're usually done quite well. I think one of the main appeals for Jojo is the structure being made in a way where it's not formulaic. The good guys don't always win, the way stands work means we can have more interesting matchups between characters (it's not always "one has a higher power level than the other"), etc. There's a structure there, there is depth it's just.... bizarre. If you're not into the series that's fine but the points you've stated don't really hold up to scrutiny and, like everybody else has said, shows you probably didn't pay attention. PS Yes, outside Part 7, Part 4 is best part

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Please do not bully me" Everyone on the internet: *Hits him with the 7 page muda*

[@eltiospike7672]

At this point you can type whatever you want and you will get likes

[@Aroga-xn9ft]

What happened to guy with a mustache? I haven't seen him in years.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

@@Aroga-xn9ft *shows up in parka, out of breath, sweating, takes off goggles* You don't make it easy to find you, do you. Do you-do you have any water, by chance?

[@trialblazer705]

@@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache the return of the kings

[@bradleythekid4898]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache i’m actually tired of seeing ur icon

[@thatkidinthecorner5070]

I love jojo but I understand why people wouldn’t like it

[@Gameboy-os8jh]

Exactly! Wish some fans would stop with the hate as long as you enjoy it thats all that matters

[@spinyslasher6586]

You have to deal with the fact that some people are complete idiots with bad taste in anime.

[@toob46]

Same

[@distantsea]

Yep

[@captaindisabled8378]

Same man I love it but I see how it could be too much for some people it’s just too weird

[@moderncrusader1150]

"Fugo is the calm cool guy" THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HIS DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT!!

[@goingtoregretthis3792]

His stand is basically a angry dog that attacks and bites everyone expect his owner

[@goingtoregretthis3792]

@@copycat4735 Ko but his stand is basically definition of anger and even fugo when he is not using his stand is angry himself I mean even in first appearance's he is angry how could someone call him calm cool like cosmonaut

[@whoisheiforgothisname2103]

@@goingtoregretthis3792 He beats up Narncia for getting one little multiplication table wrong like how can he not be angry as a defining trait

[@AlexRamirez-ur7jv]

@@whoisheiforgothisname2103 he 100% didn't even watch part five if he did that skip five seconds is broken

[@friedriceman]

I’d like to thank Marcus for teaching me a valuable lesson, which is to not get you’re entertainment recommendations from review/critics KZbinrs. After finally going through Jojo’s and seeing how off the mark these takes we’re, it made me go back and watch more shows, movies, and music that I’ve skipped over because the expert KZbin critics slammed them. That led to me finding some awesome music, shows, books, and films that just got really shit and biased takes from KZbinrs. I’m not saying that critic KZbinrs are bad or always wrong, just that art is super subjective and if you just listen to what they say is “good” and avoid what they think is “trash” then you are probably missing out on a lot of awesome stuff that they had a bad take on.

[@six4277]

jojos is mid cope

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

​@@six4277wrong.

[@commiekin]

@@napo7866 The problem is he's just straight up wrong about details. He calls a bunch of characters cowards who are anything but, he didn't get that one of Jotaro's primary traits in Part 3 is that he's constantly fronting (it gets called out a few times, notably by his mom and Dio), and he suggests Part 5 is full of fake out deaths while showing a page from the White Album fight that is immediately followed up two panels later by Giorno (who is in the fight from the start) using his power to intercede on Mista's behalf in a way that was already established in a prior fight, while espousing the primary theme of determination in the face of impossible odds. And that panel is fucking great, it's Giorno and Guido adopting the visual language of the Pieta. Part 5 is very visually clear as to what is going on even when the translation is bad. Like you can say Part 5 doesn't exactly have character arcs because no one technically changes, but it has a bunch of characters discovering for themselves the depths of their own resolve - like Narancia finding the courage to go against Diavolo, the main antagonist, despite their overwhelming power because he sees himself in Trish. Fugo also wasn't written out of the story because he was too powerful. Him focusing on his own self interest is one of his character traits, and he was originally meant to betray the rest of the group but was written instead to just wimp out of opposing Diavolo because Araki was too depressed to write a friend group going to shit. He's not even overpowered compared to the Part 5 group, Giorno straight up counters his ability earlier in the story. also like fucking christ Fugo is anything but calm and cool

[@KCS-ep7tv]

@@commiekinthat’s a whole lot of writing for a show that’s so mid

[@Hftfjotaro1998]

@@KCS-ep7tv ok idc

[@TheAniSi]

Marcus: Why is the villain revealed so late in part 5? Me: Oh boy you better not read part 8!

[@notsofunny9651]

Who is the main villain of part 8 I haven’t read it in a while?

[@TheAniSi]

NotSoFunny Still don’t technically know. At this point it’s either the head doctor or Jobin.

[@antimatter3084]

@@TheAniSi Why is there still a debate around the main villian of part 8 is a mystery when Tooru has been the focal point since chapter 83 and Jobin is an anti hero.

[@notsofunny9651]

Joseph Joestar ah I see well I better start catching up soon

[@ronramen5827]

@@TheAniSi or Kaato, the pieces are all in place for her, but we haven't seen her since Blue Hawaii.

[@bittim9094]

Fugo is as calm a person as I feel watching this

[@mooganify]

calm down bro

[@robmyblox3954]

@@mooganify yeah he's been angry for 8 months

[@LUKEYDIE]

@@robmyblox3954 this comment made me giggle

[@sirjoesphjoestar8361]

@@robmyblox3954 he has been consistently sitting behind his monitor for 11 months now screaming and swearing at this guy

[@robmyblox3954]

@@sirjoesphjoestar8361 LMAO

[@qasconze]

"Since quitting Jojo's." It definitely sounds like a drug that you quit for your own sanity.

[@anenemystand5582]

I mean he was at some point essentially forcing himself through it. I know from personal experience that you'll never enjoy a series that way. I tried to do that for final fanyasy trying to understand why people loved so much but I just couldn't. It starts to feel like a chore and then you'll just end up hating it instead of not getting it.

[@qasconze]

Oh yeah. I’m a big Jojo fan and I agree with most of his criticisms. I definitely feel like you’re either gonna love or hate Jojo and that’s ok either way. There’s no point in trying to force yourself to like it

[@milk-jm8vn]

@@qasconze he did have some good points but the whole section about characters was god awful and labeling Fugo as "chill", Naracia as a funny "coward" and saying Giorno is one note made absolutely no fucking sense (I don't even like part 5). I can respect his opinion but it's fucking stupid.

[@TheShanicpower]

The Milkman Giorno is one note though.

[@milk-jm8vn]

@@TheShanicpower how?

[@uglybawbiess4576]

Honestly the anime had made giornos character much more interesting and you could see how reserved he was and how he inspired the other characters

[@BenHughesgameplayer]

nah he was a garbage character

[@dustinrobinson9767]

@@BenHughesgameplayer you both are right

[@vazset]

He’s boring in the anime, he most be horrible in the manga.

[@MeatGoblin88]

it really didn't. he was still trash and underused

[@ExtremeAce]

Giorno and his closure is the only thing I don't like Part 5 lol. Everyone else in the crew has more interesting character traits than Giorno does. His best moments were when he was introduced by scamming Koichi, but after that he becomes such a one-dimensional character, even more so than Jonathan. I'll give it to him that he's really smart in utilizing his Stand and has genuinely some of the most fun fights in JoJo, but aside from that Giorno is not very interesting. Just my opinion though

[@YoIzzle]

“Naranica is a funny coward” Guess we’re gonna ignore both of his main fights where he cut his tongue off and literally lit a street on fire

[@sammysaito529]

“Fugo is a calm cool guy” Hahahaha

[@iwillpeeyourpants3057]

Hes still my baby

[@theadmirableadmiral7408]

And the time he beat a dude the fuck up suspecting he was an enemy.

[@YoIzzle]

@@theadmirableadmiral7408 I have to admit that scene was pretty funny but still a valid point

[@isthatbraised]

And also that he beat the shit out of a civilian

[@naoki-kashima2635]

"how come the main villain is revealed so late in the story" jojolion: wait you guys are getting your villains revealed?

[@buggsmalone8178]

Kars: B r u h

[@phuckeury7183]

BRUH STILL NO VILLAIN??? 🏃🏃🏃

[@welshlout3400]

LMAO you gave me a chuckle there.

[@joeda900]

Head Doctor: Am I a joke to you?

[@assentfw]

Hey Makoto it’s me Nagito.

[@HAZYPANCAKES]

"speedwagon is a coward" really just goes to show how much he payed attention to the series. Speedwagon had zero powers but still went to fight DIO. "fugo is calm and cool" Fugo's stand literally is a manifestation of his personality in how he is an unstable man who gets incredibly violent super quickly. If you're gonna dislike a series, thats fine but at least make some better points. And, maybe stop contradicting yourself in how you say in your Star Wars video that "if you like this then you must be brainwashed" and then go and say "if you like it that's fine." most of your criticisms are like this as well and i feel you are unworthy of your subscribers.

[@rubbergamer5092]

bias

[@HAZYPANCAKES]

@@rubbergamer5092 it’s called actually watching the show

[@chunkyking8225]

He dare talk trash about Speedwagon

[@ratio8104]

I don’t like speedwagon that much but I never insult him like dat

[@Stanzbey69]

@@HAZYPANCAKES show is too much of an investment to watch for it to be as meh as it is.

[@yoshikagekira3419]

I don't have a problem with you disliking JoJo but you misrepresented the series in this video.

[@ianasium]

well he wasn't expressing his opinion to try and get other people to agree with him so I find it perfectly fine.

[@EggEnjoyer]

@@ianasium Doesn’t matter what he was trying to do. If someone is objectively wrong or lying when formulating their opinion, you can disregard or counter argue their opinion. He’s calling character with anger issues as chill and calling people who’s origin story is literally then getting into a gun fight, a coward

[@ianasium]

@@EggEnjoyer i never said you couldn't, I was implying that it's basically useless to point out things that aren't perfect about a video that isn't trying to be 100 percent factual and more relative to his personal opinion, and given this logic, he probably won't even care about all of the people pointing them out.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@EggEnjoyer Pretty much this It's ok not to like something But it's wrong to misrepresent and lie about the things you don't like to prove your point

[@duaasabah4048]

Well said

[@pixwool]

I adore jojo’s but hey, it’s not for everyone. As long as you don’t put people down for liking it, that’s fine.

[@bacongod5759]

Facts

[@stonefree5136]

Fat Chick trrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuu

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

blazinho and Pixel Treason, I personally think that Claymore, Zatch Bell, and One Piece are the best Shonen Jump anime series.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

blazinho, I kind of forget that FMA Brotherhood is made by Viz Media and Studio Bones, and not Shonen Jump, so I’d have to say that Claymore and Zatch Bell are the best Shonen Jump anime/manga series next to One Piece.

[@justrenz6908]

This is my mindset.

[@bv-swifty7704]

Fugo is "Calm and Cool" (Proceeds to ignore all of Fugo's temper tantrums)

[@sock312]

(Ignores the fact that Fugo’s life was ruined by the fact that he has a hair trigger temper and his intro is stabbing one of his friends with a fork for getting a math question wrong)

[@bv-swifty7704]

@@sock312 (Ignores the fact that Fugo killed his pervy professor with a book.)

[@roseliae]

( Proceeds to ignore the fact that Fugo’s stand is literally like it is cause of his rage )

[@vovabars1234]

Sock ignore the fact that Purple Haze is literally the manifestation of Fugo’s unstable rage

[@shinkenger2011]

(Ignores the fact that Fugo literally beat up his professor for insulting his recently-departed grandmother, that Fugo’s introduction is of him CALMLY stabbing his best bud in the face with a fork AND THEN flying into a screaming fit at him for being mentally-challenged, and possesses an ability that he can never use because it is a personification of his frothing-at-the-mouth and quite literally venomous inner demons that is a lethal danger to everyone and everything including himself, which idk about you i know what I’m about to say is kind of debatable but I personally feel that all of this is kind of maybe the exact polar fuckìng opposite of being a guy that is calm and/or cool.)

[@gentlemankaiju1997]

Years from now this video will be used as an example on how misinformation can be a powerful tool in any form of media. You don't have to be correct, just confident in your lies.

[@GuardianLinx]

Lol wtf?? Kind of an overreaction. Most of the points he makes in this video are well supported.

[@giulianogonklubek5902]

​​@@GuardianLinx no stop saying bullshit

[@shivill2236]

​@@GuardianLinx"most" lol

[@yuvalgabay1023]

@@shivill2236 yes most. alot of people (me too) dont like part 3 pre egpyt . part 5 manga and 6(5 anime fixe dalot of it and thats why i say watch part 5 dont read because the anime is by all points is just batter) the gang gets very little and whan part 5 theme is about freindships its hurt it alot. and dont talk me about part 6. tbh exept plankton i dont understand why the rest are there. they get 1 mybe 2 fights ? and like almost 0 down time ? wtf? (still love pucci ). part 7 is amazing though .and reducing the cast to like 2 -3 actully halped alot .

[@shivill2236]

​@@yuvalgabay1023 Alright lets get down to the criticisms he made. PART 3 - With Jotaro, Cosmonaut said that besides being cool and edgy, he's got nothing in terms of characteristics. This is wrong in many ways, as Cosmonaut missed how under Jotaro's edgy persona, he really cares about the people around him and will do anything if it means saving them. This is why he began hunting for Dio and let Steely Dan toy with him. - Cosmonaut considers Polnareff as a funny coward. This ignores that Polnareff goes off to pursue his sister's murderer, knowing he might die. Throughout that episode, he completely disregards his life in his pursuit of vengeance. "Character arcs simply do not exist in this series" is so stupid when he brought up Polnareff's character just seconds before. Polnareff's arc shows him go from a loner to a team member, from being selfish to being selfless. - "But in Jojo's, every single character is flat, even the ones I think are decent" Ignores all the complex characters such as Jotaro, Polnareff, Joseph, Hol Horse, Okuyasu, Keicho, Koichi, Yukako, Rohan, Mother fucking Kira, Fungami, Giorno, Bruno, Mista, Abbachio, Narancia, Fugo, Trish, Diavolo, Formaggio, Pesci, Proscuitto, Ghiaccio, Tiziano, Ciocolatte, Secco, Doppio, Jolyne, Ermes, F.F, Emporio, Weather Report, Anasui, Pucci, Rikel and Donatello. - Cosmonaut then lists the main character's powers without going into detail. Star Platinum: The Stand does not just punch fast; it has a quick reaction time, can see barely noticeable details and has super strength. Silver Chariot: This Stand does not only have a sword but can also take off its armour to make it quicker, and the Stand is faster than a bullet. It can also shoot its weapons as a projectile to hit enemies when Polnareff is desperate. Magician's red: It can shoot fire, detect heat signatures, and launch underground attacks. Hierophant Green: Cannot just throw a rock but can also control people from the inside and set up barriers to alert its user when a character has trespassed. - Also, the pure disrespect he's showing to the Oingo Boingo fight, the N'doul fight, and the Elder Darby fight when he refers to only the fights from the Pet shop fight onwards as "Really decent". PART 5 I have read part five, and I can say that you are wrong when you say the cast gets very little; they, in fact, get a lot of development. Also, the central theme of part 5 was not friendship but fate. So now let's move on to Cosmonaut's criticisms, shall we? -"Part 4 is still good with bad translations, so this is not an excuse" Do you need me to explain what is so stupid about this criticism? - For character traits, he listed Giorno as just a calm, cool guy, ignoring all the times he freaked out, such as when fighting Bruno or up against Polpo. Lists Fugo as a "calm, cool guy" Do you need me to explain why this is wrong? Bruno is not just a calm, cool guy; he has freaked out many times, such as when the Boss took Trish from him, which caused him to recklessly endanger his life. Narancia is also not a "funny coward"; he cut off his tongue to defeat the enemy, and Mista was willing to shoot himself as much as possible if it meant Ghiaccio would be stopped. - "If you ask me, Giorno and Bruno should be merged into one character", alright, and destroy one of the best relationships within the series? The whole dynamic between them is that Bruno is the gangsta that Giorno aspires to be. Giorno helps give Bruno the courage to stand up against the Boss. - "Even the fact he is Dio's son goes completely unused" The whole point of Giorno's character is that he is not in any way Dio. Giorno is his own person carving his own destiny, and does not let the fact that he is the child of the evilest character in the series prevent him from being a good person. - "I cannot even name a single character trait for Giorno" He is vengeful, he does not forgive, and his entire character is based on the principle "The good should be protected, and the evil should be purged"; he lies and deceives his enemy, he is also compassionate and loyal to his friends, he does not abandon them. On the contrary, he will do his best to save them. - "Oh shit, I made one of the main characters too strong; oh well, he's out of the story; he flew back to his home planet." Ignores the actual reason Araki wrote Fugo out of the story because of his mental health at the time and how he originally planned to have Fugo betray Bruno. - "How come the villain is revealed so late into the story" We knew that the Boss of Passione would be the story's central villain ever since Giorno proclaimed he would stop him after beating Bruno in their fight. Diavolo is revealed halfway into the story but is left as an enigma because that is the whole point of his character. He is the man working in the shadows who have destroyed much of his past to prevent people from learning about it. Developing him would miss the entire point of the character. - Cosmonaut also says stupid things such as "How many times has Mista died" or "How did Polnareff become a turtle" which is hopefully sarcasm, but judging from his past criticism, it likely isn't. - Cosmonaut also says that the manga is almost impossible to decipher because of the art; as someone who has read the manga, all I can say is that it was straightforward to read and understand; maybe Cosmo should not have used poorly scanned translations as a source. - Cosmonaut also refers to GER as a Deus Ex Machina when it was the expected outcome of the fight between Diavolo and the gang. You can only argue that the Deus Ex Machina in this part is the existence of the Beetle Arrow. Even that is playing on the idea of a pre-established object but more powerful. PART 6 Cosmonaut does not even have anything beyond vague arguments, so I am not even going to both rebutting him. The reason that the characters are together is to fight Pucci, which is their shared goal. Each brings something different to the cast, and saying they get one, maybe 2 fights, is wrong. F.F- Ignoring her battle with Jolyne, she fought against Marilyn Manson, Sports Max, Dragon's Dream and her fight with Pucci. Ermes- Fought against Thunder Mcqueen, Foo Fighters, Sports Max, Rikel, Underworld, and Pucci. Anasui- Fought against Dragon's Dream, Yo-Yo Ma, the Green Baby, Bohemian Rhapsody and Pucci twice. Weather Report- Fought against Lang Rangler, Bohemian Rhapsody, Pucci. Emporio- Fought against Pucci and assisted Jolyne in taking down Jail House Rock. Also, it is a prison break story; you should expect them to be on constant alert during the second half of the series.# Overall, Cosmonaut got most of his criticisms flat out wrong and refuses to concede that maybe it was not the story that was bad but they way he read it.

[@koyomihshs2074]

“Dio is the best villain in jojo because you get the most time with him” Funny Valentine and Pucci: 👀

[@RentedJock]

Why is Kira so low?

[@RentedJock]

Understandable, I'm almost done with part 6, I wished Pucci had more of his own goals and motivations since 90% of it is for DIO

[@RentedJock]

@The one and only My list would probably be Kira > DIO > Diavolo > Pucci > Kars. I'm obviously combining both versions of DIO

[@hylianhealer1647]

@@RentedJock Pucci's entire motivation is he wants to please DIO, that's intentional but still fairly valid

[@RentedJock]

@@hylianhealer1647 I can get that, I still like him, it's just that I enjoy the other villains more, and his original power White Snake was a little too convenient, especially against F.F. when he inserted a disc that can apparently boil water

[@gamerfreak2329]

"Why I don't like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" Literally everybody in the comment section: time to test my passive-agreesive skills

[@rte3384]

They test their skills of being idiotic, moronic and incompetent

[@ungabungasaed3903]

@@rte3384 -literally every anime fan.

[@ardad6843]

@@ungabungasaed3903 as an anime fan, i can vouch

[@greenbeanman7593]

exactly good lord this comment section is toxic

[@emmahua7020]

@Otneimica to be fair i interpreted his statement as him not wanting to read steel ball run because so many people keep insisting it. if people kept pestering you to read this, watch that, you wouldn’t want to read it either. it’s not petty. and the thought probably lingers in his head because of how much people pester him about it and emphasize how steel ball run is godly. it’s just him not wanting to read part seven. i also don’t blame him because part seven can be really icky at times. he clearly has burn out with jjba so can you blame him for taking a break?

[@tom.3568]

“part 3 is so long” - one piece fan

[@SefniAsheforr]

Not to mention that Part 3 is shorter than part 4 lol.

[@Cris-db3vw]

@@SefniAsheforr part 4 was more interesting though, not just “evil stand user, beat up evil stand user, Jotaro win 👍”

[@SefniAsheforr]

@@Cris-db3vw There were more to most of those battles than just beating people up, but I see your point. Cosmonaut was criticizing length though when his favorite is longer.

[@DizGaAlcam]

one piece is actually shorter than it should be :v

[@travis2950]

@@DizGaAlcam Nah it’s longer than it fucking should be. Still don’t even know what the damn one piece is get out of here man

[@Mroziukz]

"If we get the arrow we'll defeat Diavolo" >main character gets the arrow and defeats Diavolo "DEUS EX MACHINA DEUS EX MACHINA"

[@Me_And_My_Evil_Ways]

"WHY DOES POLNAREFF TURN INTO A TURTLE?!?!?" Killed me 🤣

[@jordanboyd5587]

He turned himself into a turtle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@jaydenvelez1552]

Jordan Boyd no he didn’t 😭

[@testsauce]

@@jaydenvelez1552 he did. He swapped souls with the turtle , Coco Jumbo because of his own stand

[@jaydenvelez1552]

Test Sauce yea everyone swapped souls pretty sure it was random he didn’t turn himself into a turtle. Then afterwards when the requiem arrow was taken from silver chariot they all went back to normal his soul just stayed inside the turtle. Unless I’m wrong

[@teurdle7720]

yeah lol

[@boneysnetwork]

"Why I don't like JJBA" *Proceeds to say how much he likes Parts 1, 2 and 4*

[@acesenpai6971]

He got burnt out 😂

[@beetlepimp4777]

He can like certain parts and still not like the show, and he said he was okay with part 1 and only liked part 2 because of Joseph so he still stood true to his statement

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

Kinda weird how the 2 parts he doesn't like are the most popular ones

[@beetlepimp4777]

@@PirateKingRoger-x1y I can relate to not liking part 5 to much either, I thought it was the weakest

[@davidpaul6290]

*Proceeds to say how much he despises Parts 3 and 5.*

[@jordanboyd5587]

POV: You're trying to find a comment that's related to MangaKamen critiquing Marcus's video on Jojo.

[@sonnietam5173]

Wanted to watch taht video so i came here first

[@mr.mcnuggies]

Yeah I just came here from that lol

[@jop7928]

Well I found it

[@thetyrell3657]

got me

[@biguspingus]

I found one

[@z0nch1984]

did bro just call Fugo a calm and cool guy?????

[@potatoemumber3refrigerator617]

"how come the main villain is revealed so late in the story" sweats in part 8

[@BlazingMagpie]

inb4 there is no final villain in part 8.

[@Katakuna616]

😂

[@dethkid7]

i havent read Jojolion in like 2 years and was on the Ski Slope hangar thing. is there a villain rn?

[@BlazingMagpie]

@@dethkid7 I'm up to date on Jojolion. The answer is 'maybe'

[@battykibbles2856]

bRuh i thought i commented for a quick second

[@Aelvir114]

“Polnareff is a funny coward” Also Polnareff after Avdol dies: *unyielding rage during Vanilla Ice fight and destroying the entire room out of sheer anger*

[@theadmirableadmiral7408]

Doesn’t he challenge DIO shortly after?

[@Aelvir114]

@@theadmirableadmiral7408 Yes. And?

[@KB-lq6xp]

@@Aelvir114 Would a coward challenge DIO.

[@Aelvir114]

@@KB-lq6xp nope

[@KB-lq6xp]

@@Aelvir114 That was his point...

[@theduder1975]

Marcus: Rohan is my favorite character Me: I’m not even mad

[@jonahwillis2781]

It's just so fun watching Rohan and how over the top he is.

[@teurdle7720]

facts

[@HeyYaLov]

Seriously? To all the people that haven’t watched jojos, don’t listen to this guy

[@nix-x8r]

yeah, I know I'm replying to a 11-month-old comment but yeah so: I honestly would have respected his opinion if he actually would have paid attention to the anime/manga and brought up good points instead of just bullshit.

[@sethcredo6331]

Jojo honestly isn’t for everyone , there’s bound to be people who won’t like it

[@destinyblade1167]

the jojo fandom likes to recommend it to everyone but it's really not for everyone.

[@XDarkEcho]

That goes without saying for any and every anime, for sure.

[@dimitrescu182]

@@destinyblade1167 so they're basically the Rick and Morty fans of anime

[@vassilyvodka2638]

@@dimitrescu182 at least the hardcore Jojo fans doesn't pretend to be smarter than everyone because of a show

[@dimitrescu182]

@@vassilyvodka2638 yeah fair point, none of the other Jojo fans I met act like that

[@vovabars1234]

This video is an example why speedreading is a bad idea

[@sammysaito529]

Вова Барс Depends, I read all of Chainsaw man in a day and it's probably in my top 3 fav manga

[@xblade149]

@@sammysaito529 yeah but jojo is longer than chainsaw man. Part 1 through 6 stretches from 1987 to 2003. That's 700 chapters. So speed reading through 700 chapter without taking a break is stupid . He even admitted he was burned out and shouldn't speed read it but still blames the series? Yeah no this dude is stupid.

[@sammysaito529]

@@xblade149 You got a point

[@sock312]

@@xblade149 welcome to a cosmonaut video

[@adrianvazquez4460]

@@xblade149 yeah but that is reading because you got hooked not forcing yourself like he did

[@jesusmejia3417]

4:23 A lot pointed out that he called Polnareff a coward. BUT he also called Speedwagon a coward. Speedwagon decided to to fucking help Jonathan beat a freaking inmortal vampire just because it was the right thing.

[@stzyonslime2971]

Just imagine in the modern day, you see a bloodlusted vampire that wants to kill you and you're friend, you're friend has magic sunlight power and beat the vampire but he comes back and kills your bestfriend without you knowing how he did it, you are now in deep fear knowing that the vampire could come and just enslave the world, most people would just hide forever but Speedwagon made a whole foundation to protect Earth

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

Speedwagon was such a bro that he not only swore his life and resources to helping safeguard the legacy of the man who changed his life, but put together enough contingencies to ensure those resources were available a century after his death. Dude waded into an army of mutant zombie monsters with only a fucking sledgehammer to his name and held up long enough to make practiced martial artists proud of him.

[@kiddofloppa8846]

yeah,but i get enough of jokes about him being a waifu 😒 bc he is not,he is really a handsome waifu to like

[@T_Dude]

Speedwagon was such a chad, his abs were hot enough to melt ice.

[@TalkativeHands]

Dude walking in with a sledgehammer to deal with supernatural threats and is called a coward...

[@Ghosst_Xv0]

It’s obvious that he just speed read threw the manga💀

[@psychopathicreaper6915]

He even said it himself and is yet blaming the show,

[@juub5171]

I bet he'll come out with a video soon called "500 times Araki forgot!"

[@gamingtime468]

​@@psychopathicreaper6915that's because people speedread this shit because it is fucking boring. use your brain

[@gamingtime468]

he speed read because it's fucking boring and using a skull emoji is only making you look disabled

[@gamingtime468]

​@@juub5171no, the video is 3+ years old, good job

[@Genderkaiser]

Fugo didn't "just leave", he couldn't handle fear of what the mafia would do to him if they lost

[@faldostick123]

Ye but the point still stands, he was just written out

[@lchap0506]

faldostick123 his point was “he was written out because his stand too OP” which was wrong...

[@faldostick123]

@@lchap0506 thats exactly why fugo wasnt in the story anymore, the in universe exploration was he was too scared but the real reason is that fugo was too powerful and wasnt able to be in interesting fights

[@28theangel]

faldostick123 the real reason is because fugo was supposed to betray the gang, however araki was in a depressed state and didn’t have the heart to write that in, so he just wrote him out.

[@faldostick123]

@@28theangel👌

[@ashen3405]

“Polnareff is a coward” “Fugo is calm” Okay I don’t think you payed attention 💀

[@theheadlessangel7159]

“Miata is a funny coward” *THIS MAN GUNNED HIMSELF DOWN TO WIN A FIGHT*

[@ShadowHawk24Real]

@@theheadlessangel7159 he also grabbed 「Rolling Stones」 and threw both himself and the stand out of building to save Bucciarati.

[@gamingtime468]

Yeah, then let us ignore *everything else* that he said about this show, all of which were true statements. Aren't you the one that didn't pay attention? As for the Mista-coward thing, sure. Cosmonaut missed there. Instead, Mista is just funny without coward. JoJo is garbage.

[@theheadlessangel7159]

@@gamingtime468 mad?

[@gamingtime468]

@@theheadlessangel7159 Argument?

[@Unemportant]

"Polnareff is a coward" Bruh what his entire thing is getting revenge and then his entire arc is about letting go and learning to be less arrogant

[@bobwithadad5959]

Man went to 1v1 someone that could erase anything

[@NoLifeKing999]

Not to mention that the man tried to save Iggy about be killed by Vanilla Ice

[@SpectreMkTwo]

Polnareff almost died to Dio trying to defend Jotaro

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

Dude got his fucking hand and legs sliced from his body and still went to fight the fucker again

[@gekozilla7339]

Polnareff thought he was the only crusaders still alive and what did he do? Did he flee? Hell no. He jumped in head first and stabbed dio and came closest to killing him at that point in the fight. Does that sound like a coward?

[@Adnan_Murtadha]

I've never seen something go over someone's head this bad

[@ce5122]

generally he got most stuff spot on, like part 5 is complete ass

[@Adnan_Murtadha]

@@ce5122 "fugo calm and cool" Also fugo: stabs his friend with a fork for fucking up a maths equation Calm and cool indeed

[@ado3607]

@@Adnan_Murtadha Thats one thing he said wrong. The video is 20 minutes long lmao

[@chilled480]

​yeah araki didnt try with part 5

[@bitbreaker_creator]

@@ado3607narancia and mista “funny coward” They literaly put their lives on the line multiple times Giorno “calm cool guy” This is somewhat true but he can get angry and he has genuine motivations

[@cat-qw9ji]

The reason fugo left was because at the end he would come back and presumably kill narancia but because of Araki’s depression at the time he scrapped the idea

[@antonioklaic4839]

That's kinda fucked up

[@blackairforce13]

@@antonioklaic4839 and then Giorno was going to have Fugo be eaten alive by a bunch of insects.

[@lookatmyfacern]

@@blackairforce13 WAIT WHAT

[@logancampbell3065]

ya and he also didn't take his stand out of the story cause it was too OP, people clearly seemed to miss the part where LITERALLY ANYONE including the stand user can die to his stand. It was literally too dangerous to use and was a manifestation of his anger and resentment, which is another reason why he never wanted to see it.

[@Maxisamo1]

Still bad writing, depression doesn't excuse that

[@yashmohan3726]

>doesn’t like jojo >Rohan is one of his fav shonen characters Conclusion: no one is immune to Rohan Kishibe

[@Vario69]

I bet Rohan used HEAVENSUDOOR oh him.

[@asteroidofheaven2538]

Rohan is god

[@rudys.artous5477]

Rohan is my favorite jojo character too

[@akunekochan]

He's the only character I can say I like in this serie

[@asteroidofheaven2538]

@@akunekochan ok don’t care hashtag roasted

[@nickkern4109]

*Doesnt like Jojo' but likes part 4* Aight, that's a pass.

[@Epicninfa96]

Liking pt 4 is like living in denial that most shounen have shallow plots/characters. It amazes me that ppl that like pt 4 are the same ppl who dont watch slice of life shows.

[@kvltovpersonality6290]

Alternatively titled, "Why not paying attention to a show / manga & basing your opinion on misinformation is a bad thing"

[@SpittingVillage]

Someone characterizing a work of fiction in a way you don't like is not "misinformation."

[@crablord8499]

@@SpittingVillageCosmo is objectively wrong about half the things he talks about. That is misinformation.

[@crablord8499]

@@SpittingVillageCosmo is objectively wrong about half the things he talks about. That is misinformation.

[@DracoHandsome]

@@SpittingVillage the video contains several factual lies even before we consider lies of omission

[@SpittingVillage]

@@DracoHandsome a lot of the people mad at this video are very keen to classify anything less than perfect recall of the canon or personal interprétation of the story in this dude's critique as literal lies. A lie about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure would be that its homosexual propaganda that instructs men to disrespect women. Saying the character development is kinda mid for your tastes is a personal opinion, and if you think that's what a lie is you are simply just mad that someone said something rude about a show/book you like. "I didn't like this" is not a lie

[@JohnnyLouisXIX]

I see more people talking about hate comments than actual hate comments.

[@buggsmalone8178]

I see more people pointing out his bullshit and stans defending him

[@bryanu1737]

And the award for Most Facts goes to:

[@cowboyoctopus2738]

@@goldbondshaq5369 So, there is a guy with a pfp of some guy from the Freeza race with a deagle Yeah that

[@fallkill2815]

@@goldbondshaq5369 because the toxic jojo fans don't even watch the show so they basically have no input on what to say on it

[@gotham_knight1091]

@@fallkill2815 Toxic JoJo fans don’t have enough brain cells to defend themselves.

[@kewlmyc]

Me: "How dare he not like Jojo." Marcus: "Part 4 is the best." Me: "Yeah, you cool."

[@moredetonation3755]

JoJo could end at part 4 and I would die happy

[@spookypan4363]

Yep part4 best

[@devynmcdonald9161]

spooky pan anime only

[@ronramen5827]

"part 5 bad" DIE "I think part 3 drags" Oh hey I agree "I might not read part 7 ever" oh buddy... Idk why I'm subscribed to this channel, half of his takes I disagree with though I guess that the *variety* is good.

[@Mugetsu2021]

Part 6 is the best we all know this

[@arthurshahzad7786]

“Narancia is a funny coward” Narancia: *has fighting as his first instinct in any situation*

[@hatchet09]

I think he’s more *insane* than first action to fight for example the one part where one of the villains sneaks into his car so he starts kicking the shit out of it

[@phoenixninjadragon9439]

I just hate how haters are not taking JJBA very seriously.

[@hachonimity4524]

@@phoenixninjadragon9439 Most of them are very hypocritical too

[@sock312]

@@hachonimity4524 if you’re gonna critic someone you should probably actually pay attention to it and also maybe not be an idiot

[@hachonimity4524]

@@sock312 I was just saying the truth.

[@Duskztar]

I know this video is old but holy shit I gotta go over all the problems with this as someone who read the manga from part 4 onwards after finishing part 3 anime: "Polnareff" and "Funny Coward" don't belong in the same sentence. This is the same guy that stayed with the group fighting stand user after stand user in life or death situations to avenge his sister, then went to Italy on his own to investigate the arrows. Criticizing Jojo characters for having no character development and then turning around and claiming fucking Goku develops more as a character is insane to me. You have to have just speedread the manga. Complaining about sudden deaths in Jojo is wild. It's supposed to show the realism, most of the time in anime/manga when character dies, they get their 90 second monologue before they keel over without fail. Jojo is unique in that deaths can happen at any point and they're sudden, at least after William, it's meant to have more impact that way. So many deaths in Jojo hit hard because they're so sudden, Narancia comes to mind. No fanfare nothing, he just dies in an instant and it's fucked up and sad. Also what do you even mean by fake out deaths? There's I think a grand total of 3 in the whole series. Next is complaining that the main characters have weak stands. It's at this point I realize you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what Jojo is about. It's not about screaming matches of who can power up their stand the furthest. Stand battles are cerebral mind games where villains get stronger stands so the protagonists can outsmart them in clever and unique ways. Again, Narancia and Mista are anything but cowards what are you on? Mista has a phobia of the number 4, yes, but he's brave in all other scenarios. Also calling Fugo "calm" is just lmao. Your whole rant about Giorno is one part I can understand. I once had a shit opinion like that when I first read part 5. Then I read it again and realized the whole point of Giorno's character. He's a static character like Goku, he doesn't change but rather what makes him interesting is the fact that he influences and changes people around him for the better. And he does this because he inherited DIO's charisma without any of his evil. The fact that him being DIO's son isn't relevant is also important. It shows that Giorno is more than his ancestry, he's his own person that wants to do good for the sake of it. His resolve to change the world acts as an anchor for the rest of the squad to hold on to, Buccierati was falling into a dark path before he met Giorno and he could not have lead everyone to victory against Diavolo. Calling GER a deus ex machina is also frustrating because dude the whole second half of part 5's story is about the arrows and how if Polnareff can deliver them, Diavolo's unbeatable stand can be beaten. It's already established with Polnareff explaining Chariot Requiem that the arrows can power up stands. Again, I chalk this up to you speedreading. Copping out and pretending "oh if you disagree it's 'cause you watched the anime" is disingenuous, I read the manga twice and I completely disagree with that idea. And then you admit you speedread, there it is.

[@caribmay942]

Thank you so much for this comment,,, like jojo has some of the best characters in all of anime and this guy just does not understand the show

[@ce5122]

giorno is boring as hell while goku is at least fun to watch

[@CYB3R2K]

Goku is better, also he never said he developed a lot