Why I had to ban her...

[@MisterMuscadine]

"I said pee pee poo poo and then threatened a moderator" killed me

[@fredmanM]

It was so unexpected it caught me off guard

[@farleydbear]

0 to 100

[@Wessel-ss6yy]

Prob drunk or high

[@mons3020]

uh oh...stinky!

[@YukiAndZeroFTW]

I laughed for a solid 5 mins, holy shit. Peak 2020 comedy.

[@spencerjasinover6403]

Everyone gangsta until Ludwig uses Poki as clickbait for the 100th time

[@uncleblazing1507]

Eat ur cereal

[@mikejay1385]

@@uncleblazing1507 was eating lucky charms

[@spencerjasinover6403]

I just checked this and didn’t know I had 1.9k likes. I didn’t see any notifications at all. Poggers

[@michelleoakley5535]

I was the 2000 like and watching it go from 1.9k to 2k makes the satisfaction even better

[@bobfill5809]

Cereal

[@lemonhead19]

*commits several war crimes* “I don’t remember what I did”

[@neon9165]

but im sure the jail time wasn't deserved!

[@timothygrabauskas4485]

@@neon9165 spent a couple millennia in jail so...

[@neon9165]

@@timothygrabauskas4485 yeh im 1500 yrs old

[@lemonhead19]

Takaido that’s uncalled for

[@xbear7473]

I do not recall

[@Big_Gatt]

Ludwig looks like the kind of guy that would say "you're insulting a future soldier" after 1 day of jrotc

[@WhyGodby]

You can't say that's not a mogul move tho

[@koreaface]

he looks like a bootleg jarhead

[@bobert.o.1827]

you know for someone who doesn’t want to date you QT really has a lot of interest in your relationships 😳

[@lol11O1Oh]

Bobert .o. Their dating watch the lie detector thing

[@PT-on-YT]

Gewse the lie detector thing was obviously fake, that dude isn’t actually reliable

[@kylefoster1445]

the real Dleaf yeah but it’s pretty obvious they’re dating or else qt would have had some negative reaction to it being a ‘lie’. They just dance around the cliff so some people aren’t sure

[@jesuschrist1718]

No content if twitch chat doesn’t mention them being “friends” every now and then

[@kyletupper1033]

@@jesuschrist1718 Exactly. Lud is able to farm way more free content if they keep it ambiguous. He's just feasting out here

[@WyattUTFT]

A true 5Head move by QT to distract Ludwig from dming Pokimane by instead getting her banned in chat

[@smanch24]

It doesn’t say “die Bart, die” it says “the bart, the

[@Silent.]

smanch24 the bart, which/who

[@JakeRanney]

Nobody who speaks German could be evil!

[@Hyajae]

No no, Bart in german is beard. So it says "The Beard, the"

[@No-zl3ui]

smanch24 ah ja „die Bart“

[@HansPeterSchmeter]

@@Hyajae but it would be "der Bart, der"

[@micuell249]

At 20:38 it wasn’t his phone number, I called it, it was papa johns 😂

[@pearlescent_games]

Thank you sir

[@cuno6118]

Appreciate the work dude

[@jacobriplow5478]

i can confirm

[@charliewinterss]

L

[@JustAGiraffe]

All jokes aside, Ludwig has been super consistent with the streams and KZbin vids recently, and that's pretty badass. Thank you Ludwig

[@JakeYolk]

You forgot to insult him

[@whoopsdoopie4659]

Found one of lud's alts

[@charliedickson1443]

A Giraffe that’s pimp chimpin

[@mr.pockets8523]

Simp

[@ghostkill221]

He's keeping it chill for the Quarantine

[@michaelramsey82]

"I said poopoo peepee, then threatened the moderator" is a perfect encapsulation of literally everyone in Twitch chat ever.

[@Arty_Nah]

“I said peeped poopoo, them threatened the mod” is the funniest shit I’ve heard

[@Kolop315]

the delusional lads that know they verbally abused the mods and think their bans are unjustified are just WTF

[@galactichasyoutube775]

*literally violates TOS and rules of chat* "yeah i domt know what i did wrong i was sleepy unbann

[@natedefault1540]

Eww what is that... it’s carbonated poop water- Ludwigs Content

[@Dancing-Bomb]

@@Blargo245 what?

[@andreeew4111]

Der and das are also "the" in german. Die just applies to this term.

[@KassiePayton]

andrew stenzel also dem den des ... german is crazy

[@basicallyrk4018]

Moreover "die" is pronounced as "dee" so proper inflection dictates there would be no mixup - but there was no prior german context so the ban still makes sense

[@bottleflippergamer]

Das ist gut

[@youtuberdisguiser6075]

You forgot des and den

[@olc7222]

@@youtuberdisguiser6075 "dem" aswell if i remember german 101?

[@JoeSmith-db4rq]

The first 3 minutes of this video are gold lmaoooo Finally we have an example of QT acting like how Lud normally acts and Lud acting exactly how QT does lmaoooo

[@empty-ohs6182]

Ok, Ludwig's hair is funny but can I just mention when he searched for pokimane you can see "pokimane feet" as the top search result at 2:22...

[@DingoDialz]

very cursed

[@chipskylark5500]

Lmfaooo

[@naisancoder9487]

it's one of the first results for me too, i had to check lmao

[@Coco-ct3tp]

Nathan Edgar i typed in “pokimane fee” and it still didn’t auto fill... so uhhh, that’s gonna be a yikes from me dawg

[@dr.shrimppuertorico8695]

First result for me is "Pokimane Thicc" and then "Pokimane feet"

[@heck6757]

Chat bans a guy who spammed Poki, unbans the guy who awoogaed an underage girl ok

[@pietrovitale9940]

well, he was underage too

[@advitshah8139]

@@pietrovitale9940 You cant really verify that tho.

[@porguinturtle3854]

Twitch chat

[@Lilyjem39]

@@pietrovitale9940 how do we know?

[@w0210]

@@Lilyjem39 he wrote in the unban form that he was 16 but yea like another person said there's no way to verify that

[@doss.360]

2:20 - We gonna act like we didn't see the Pokimanes Feet search

[@doss.360]

@57yebXLMFdt4KwPUOtgu search bar

[@alessio279]

That klevin edit was incredibly good... Impressive

[@googleeatsassdude]

@@MCPOJ117 Yeah but why was his name and what he did bleeped out?

[@GBA22]

I was there during the stream and I remember his name was actually Klevin. So it's some sort of joke but I honestly don't get it.

[@ShakeDrizzle]

Gray it was not Klevin lol. Lud just didnt want to give attention to the person because thats what they wanted

[@GBA22]

@@ShakeDrizzle Yeah that's what I figured, but I coulda sworn in stream that was his name. Maybe I'm just trippin tho lmao. Or I saw the name elsewhere that day

[@xHitroverx]

Gray Well shake did edit the vid, so it’s like 99% not Kelvin. Plus if you look closely you can tell too ;/

[@343blech]

"no one wants you on twitch... maybe ricegum" holy shit that was brutal. very nice!

[@wonk123]

Why does Ludwig look like Brian from “Carriers”

[@bardbard9906]

You'll know next vid, or watch the twitch stuffs

[@isaaclupie7078]

Really? I think he's real identity is Justin Bieber

[@justanaccount9713]

I love slime, would like to see more and more of him!

[@mr.pockets8523]

You mean slime's friend's friend

[@olc7222]

@@mr.pockets8523 exactly

[@grohlski8669]

twitch.tv/slimeIRL

[@sillyname3969]

Slime described himself perfectly in a tweet: the cool uncle we get to see every so often

[@mvngooo]

@@olc7222 slime best

[@user-dj9kk3pn6g]

love when they have to report why they were banned and the form starts to sound like a confessional

[@thessduncan]

I was a little concerned at first with the idea of chat choosing who gets unbanned but damn they really did me proud. also the "I threatened a moderator" 'was it deserved?' "personally no" like in what world is that not deserved

[@froglover6998]

ex russian drug lord who testified against his estranged rival, his brother, and streams in witness protection

[@jeremy8223]

Stuff like this is why I read the comments

[@thenooboflegend]

5:50 “I have made a severe and continuous lapse of judgement...”

[@AdfasSSBM]

die isn't the only german "the" word, they also have der das den dem and des

[@lambofgodfan6661]

the "the" based on the noun. Die is the one used for plural nouns, so it's appropriate there.

[@AdfasSSBM]

@@lambofgodfan6661 and female, except for when it isn't

[@floor849]

Sid from toy story looks different here

[@cosmiccow4960]

MyPeePeeItches4269 It’s alternate dimension, where Sid becomes a streamer and That he just so happens to miss the old mango

[@Balend]

He literally made that joke in the last video

[@sampletext5280]

16:56

[@radkouse1of1]

@@sampletext5280 just about to do that

[@cosmiccow4960]

I mean, at least my joke was kinda original

[@theguytheman417]

“I said poopoopeepee, then Threatened the moderator” *excuse me what*

[@sebastianriverolozano229]

I think I heard Ludwig say a 12 letter word for the first time in my life during that apology section

[@potasiumm3502]

2:18 she's blushing SOOO hard

[@claww5]

Yo can we talk about how clean the Kelvin edit was though?

[@Squeakington]

This guy is battling pyrocynical for the title of 'cutest little lesbian'

[@MEEPdragon]

Pyro wins have you seen his Ryuko Matoi and ZSS cosplays?

[@Squeakington]

@@MEEPdragon you've got a point, he do be looking cute

[@zeno1099]

pyroracsit

[@seedlesswatermelon417]

I swear Pyro and Max in drag is so fucking hot.

[@zillanimu]

Slime having to hide behind Lud's chair because of the poll is honestly kind of funny just because of the face he's making

[@jrodddtv2373]

I think we all know they are dating but I still find it great that QT got mad when Ludwig said he would dm poki. They are perfect for each other

[@dumbjay4439]

Suspect: **does something weird or out of hand** Also suspect: Eh idk man, I think it's fine since I didn't know what I did, probably a long time ago. Unban?

[@toastyperson5018]

Has anyone noticed that Ludwig's "uh" sound sounds like "eh"

[@neatandclean6346]

That's cuz he's not just any kind of French, he's Canadian French

[@toastyperson5018]

MSP RyunAkuma haha i wanted to bully him with TTS about it but i don’t have money

[@toastyperson5018]

Brick Stone so i’m not the only one lol

[@RogerBLEU]

@@neatandclean6346 I thought his mom was from France?

[@geekill9811]

“Sleep deprivication?” - The English Major

[@theobserver9066]

I respect how Ludwig just throws I Love You to his mods casually. I aspire to be at this level of maturity and compassion. JUSTICE FOR ATRIOC's BIRTHDAY!!!

[@yolanajm6784]

„Germany fücked up their ˋthe´ word“ as if we only had one word 😂😭😭

[@MyNamesJustNoah]

“I’m the bald guy” has a new meaning

[@AStahlz]

why is editor so good at overlaying things i never notice it until lud says something about it

[@ryanelias214]

2:22 look at the first thing that comes up when Ludwig searches Pokimane

[@mochann1133]

The way that dude who threatened the moderator thinks he didn’t deserve, how delusional

[@rowanfarrell9822]

dude i haven't seen toy story since it came out, this makes me feel so old

[@basicallyrk4018]

Slime's insistence on moving on from the stale joke is another reason why I like him a bunch he's a cool dude :) The peerless consistency of piss jokes as soon as Ludwig leaves is absurdly alarming; that being said damn it's annoying lmao

[@Scaphism_]

Seeing QT get all jealous was crazy because I didn't know females could simp

[@Scaphism_]

@alsimard sounds like something a simp would say ngl

[@Scaphism_]

@alsimard sounds like something a simp would say

[@ssyuren]

After Ludwig got drafted and shaved his head, it seems like there are more snipers on him at all times.

[@Desstic]

17:14 lol

[@dragonmaid1360]

Do you mean -17.14?

[@Desstic]

@@dragonmaid1360 no

[@dragonmaid1360]

@@Desstic sorry my bad.

[@Will_Kempkes]

"Could have picked a different word for the Germany!" Little does he know there are 16 conjugations...

[@jacobnorris8256]

"Well I think I got arrested because I mooned my parents, and then kinda burned down an orphanage"

[@Lilyjem39]

Idk, don’t really remember it’s been like a week or so

[@likeWeird]

when he asks if he should dm poki, look at QT at that moment, pretty cute tbh 2:12

[@Umbral-Hero]

Man, twitch chat is terrifying. Honestly don't know how people do it.

[@alexpetrov3289]

20:45 actually for the PH account because of the extended time we should stay home they gave a whole month free without credit/debit card

[@FComies]

Okay, Fr though. If he’s making about $500k a year before taxes...why is he living in a trap house with 6 other people? Does he need all the help for the various heights of his shelving?

[@fordsquared537]

It’s all for the content

[@tophattv1075]

thats just the subs, hes easily pulling in another couple hundred k from sponsors, youtube, ads on twitch, merch, and other business ventures. he reasonably could be pulling in closer to 750k-800k a year. dudes fucking loaded.

[@GinTeas]

Okay but the editing with Klevin was flawless.

[@Xenigma5050]

Always love hearing that sweet sweet Ace Attorney music.

[@wavy_kate]

pretty sure “die” is pronounced “dee” in german luddy

[@auge377]

Yeah that whole segment was kinda cringe

[@r.brandt2246]

It doesn't matter how it is pronounced in German, it matters how it's spelled in German while in an English stream. The word for black people in Russian is a slur in English, I'm not going to go around using it in English chats though.

[@khalilbarkallah9998]

"Negro" "Wow bro , I just meant the color black in Spanish , its my favourite color"

[@r.brandt2246]

@Absolutely Dreadful негр

[@r.brandt2246]

@Absolutely Dreadful Wait, you mean черный? Where are you from? Calling someone черный in Russian is the slur. It's flipped from English. You call people негр and it's fine, call someone черный and it's not good.

[@rafwaffe8985]

i like the "wtf really" in chat at 19:27 lmao

[@captainracc9095]

No... It can't be.. the youtube phrogs.

[@ItsFist]

Drizzle going frame by frame for Klevin thats a massive ludwig7 from me dude

[@dakotafanguy5924]

This is PIMP CHIMPIN’

[@ADRdaniel]

Ludwigs new haircut looks like that one guy at summer camp who promised you he'll help you get past that level you were stuck on in your gba game and then just fucking steals it and you never see him again.

[@joolianboolian5051]

Sounds like a personal story

[@Animal6751]

Lugwig

[@Zadem]

E

[@Bobstew68]

This is such a good concept. It's funny regardless of whether the people are being earnest or making jokes in the request form.

[@MoronBoshi]

19:03 Honestly, this seems kinda messed up. The guy just spoke in German. Now, let's say he said Die Jews, then it's deserved.

[@MoronBoshi]

@Oh Darling I've never met any Ludwigs so I wouldn't know.

[@TheDantheman12121]

I swear i have met people before who have no concept of time. I remember my cousin once saying to me something like "you remember about a month ago when that happened" and i am like "bro that was like 2010???"

[@TempoName]

Ban: guy who can't count months Unban: "underage awooga awooga" Oooookay...

[@_Xroud]

Holy shit the Klevin edit was soo fking good I had to go back and rewatch it to see if its even edited

[@Super-Carrot]

This video aged well lmao

[@STNKB]

Came here to say this 😅

[@Datareset]

“Pokimane feet” LMFAOOOO

[@Nattsu_]

What was the real name of "Klevin"? Im curious...

[@haydenhannigan5108]

Ludwig saying he doesn’t like youtubers in apology videos using big words while during that same stream he uses words like “acrew” and “aspect,” please don’t forget “unanimous” or “bilingual”

[@B7AK3Y]

can i just point out that he's searched up "pokimane feet" on twitter

[@GelwrathVA]

5:52 The got damn hmm yes got me!!

[@dolantremp]

What's the outro song? I feel so stupid because I know it's from something super obvious but I'm drawing a blank

[@DatGuyAlex]

Stickerbush Symphony Smash Bros

[@dolantremp]

Thanks man, I can finally sleep at night

[@RGC_animation]

"I said pee pee poo poo and then threatened a moderator." You sure you don't have a truckload of underage in you chat Ludwig?

[@jakobklaus7902]

Lud "die" isnt the only "the" word in german. Theres also der, das, den and a lot more!!

[@DrewMitchell1008]

me watching over 2 years later... calls the phone number at 20:37 and realizing its papa johns... lmao

[@ajfev1092]

Lmao I like how he didn’t know what “slanderous messages that degrade human personality” even though he is an English major

[@Reesetopher]

Ludwigs thats not why you got banned had me rolling

[@skyscraper]

WHY EVERY DAY YOU UPLOAD ON 00 ON THE DOT like 7:00 or 10:00 never like 7:01

[@TheRighanRed]

Happy Atrioc Day

[@JustAGiraffe]

"Days in advanced" lmao

[@ludwig]

great question: the videos are often uploaded days in advance but the toppings like thumbnail, end card, ad times aren't done til the day of publishing. I usually like to publish on a schedule rather than pushing live and they only do it in 15 minute increments. I choose to do :00 because it shows the views per hour so I can see the first hours views clearer. Hope that answers your question :) -ludw

[@Jonathan-he4jp]

Drool bet ludwigs gonna respond to this

[@chrisolin2232]

@@ludwig Advance*

[@Sneaky313]

I've never been banned from a chat but I'm assuming that when people overestimate how long it has been is because they're the "Squidward watching Spongebob and Patrick" meme and it feels like longer than it actually is

[@Monkeiys]

I came here on 4/20 when there was 420 likes this is funni so funni numbre

[@doffbatz]

As a German it is very funny to see Ludwig talking about the German "the".

[@TrapCardDis]

Oof you guys make such a great couple lmao

[@grantmacdonald641]

The fact that slime loves ram ranch is amazing

[@greggarland117]

"die" in German is pronounced like "dee" just thought id put that out there

[@GloomyZywiz]

i know the pro strats to not get banned it's called not talking

[@jmpglol]

This is kinda ironic now huh?

[@MrDuck-dy6sm]

Ludwig out here looking like Nikola Jokic

[@AtroLine626]

Chat unbanned the guy who said underage AWOOGA but kept the guy who lied about how long he was banned WeirdChamp

[@homiestik]

The tension is so thick in this video

[@hambo9049]

well this was interesting

[@JtotheMeezy]

Are we... are we not gonna talk about how when Lud started to search for pokimane, the first result to come up was "pokimane feet"?

[@JtotheMeezy]

2:21 for reference

[@petulantpeterturbo]

It’s better for our sanity to not think about it.

[@Mini1burger]

List of ludmemes: Short Sniper get down Weak chin Wants to frik qt Bald man *Add more*

[@gagereddish4831]

Uneven eyes, chest hole, Clint Stevens, I’m sure there’s more but idk

[@kingdanett4043]

Please do another one of these this is great

[@joshalben833]

Hey boys

[@mcfam8657]

Jealousy is ugly on Ludwig

[@moovmints]

“Honorable judge” my ass