Hatred is our default setting... not upgraded since 1947. 1000% agreed. Comedy with a message.
@kyojurorengoku13 жыл бұрын
Nope 1947 it's after 1 war
@superduper59493 жыл бұрын
I love Fawad so much. But i dont agree with him here. I mean pakistan cant just keep killing our army men and we let their artists make money in our country. This is wrong. Fawad is just unlucky to be born in such a country
@hammadsait67013 жыл бұрын
@@superduper5949 whoa whoa whoa. Yeah here are differences between us and pakistanis, but you cant throw shade at them by saying that fawad was unlucky to be born there. Thats wrong dude.
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
Indians are not agaist say Fawad Khan or Baba Azam. There are good and rational people in Pakistan who are actually very much against their army and ISI for using up much of the budget and leaving Pakistan poor and backward. But India needs to show an United front against terrorism promoted by Pakistan. Pakistan is in the FATF grey list as the world is against Pakistan.
@mehakaadeez74563 жыл бұрын
@@superduper5949 so what are you trying to say? That fawad was earning from India and funding terrorism through tax? So its his mistake that he is paying tax? No right so why is he suffering personally. Banning him caused no harm to pak. I mean comeon what he earned from India was very insignificant. And if we are thinking from that logic than has Inida stopped using Chinese goods let alone goods have we stopped using Chinese apps? No bcz we simply can't as we don't have alternatives and who will make themselves uncomfortable in the name of Patriotism right? How are you so sure that Xiomi and other Chinese companies are not doing terror funding directly or indirectly?
@sreetomaghosh76006 жыл бұрын
"it's almost like we are part of the same country" 👏 so proud of that line, Daniel
@karjkerftw53496 жыл бұрын
Yess
@harshus4779Ай бұрын
Wake up kid it's not your Barbie world
@christophersonawane8 жыл бұрын
"Its a very twisted mind set that we have, we expect people of a certain class of society to look a certain way." Daniel Fernandes. Thank you for talking about things that no one wants to talk about in India. This may seem like a small issue. But just goes to show how narrow minded our people are.
@shantanudalvi208 жыл бұрын
christopher sonawane chill man it's jst stand up comedy
@namanpincha10678 жыл бұрын
christopher sonawane I second that!
@christophersonawane8 жыл бұрын
Shantanu Dalvi Its not just "stand up comedy" bro there is a lot more to it.
@shantanudalvi208 жыл бұрын
christopher sonawane why so serious 😅
@Ssookawai8 жыл бұрын
Oh trust me, it's the same mindset everywhere else in the world (I'm not south-asian and never been there - yet - ). ;-)
@1237861237861238 жыл бұрын
"Hate is a default setting. There hasn't been a software upgrade since 1947." I agree with you on this, and believe that there will be one day when this software will be upgraded with love. All we both need is to believe in that day.
@x-nightmarewarrior57495 жыл бұрын
A I some conservatives still living with the old software but most of literate population being updated
@Yusufhero25 жыл бұрын
and an open minded government .screw you BJP
@shh111115 жыл бұрын
Jab tak politics aur media ka software nai update hota tab tak public bhi aisehi outdated rahegi
@Quran-thetruth4 жыл бұрын
Why believe.. Why not just create that day...
@nazleenvas49724 жыл бұрын
Hey, what did he mean by the 5 crore thing?
@karishmasingh53427 жыл бұрын
"Indians and Pakistanis look alike to me. It's almost like we are part of the same country". Awwwwww :') breaks my heart!
@imatcarletonuni5 жыл бұрын
Not true. Indians are closer to Bengladeshis, Sri Lankans and Nepalese. Pakistanis are part of the muslim brethren of Afghan and Iranian influence.
@king-yp9wm5 жыл бұрын
No way we dont look you indians pls stop
@anmoldani62585 жыл бұрын
@@imatcarletonuni I'll keep my views & opinions... U keep yours. What would even can be changed if one is not more fairer than other one.? Just take Two Pakistani or Indian... Opposites ( one is Fairer & other one is Dark) I guess Both will have to go grave.
@imatcarletonuni5 жыл бұрын
@@anmoldani6258 No they don't. Stop lying to yourself. Loser.
@inshalajmal59165 жыл бұрын
Im not gonna give a fu*k to cheap people😂😂😂😂😉😈
@zohaibaamir63827 жыл бұрын
Its good to see that people in India are changing their attitude towards Pakistan. I guess now media and politicians of both countries need to change themselves and sit together to sort out all the problems. We don't want war. We want to live together with love and peace. Stop spreading hate Love From Pakistan
@shawnhaq89555 жыл бұрын
Zohaib Aamir the war and hate between the two countries is sponsored by shit govt corrupt crooked fucks. The new generation could careless
@binakhimji65095 жыл бұрын
spot on zohaib
@joelrhine5 жыл бұрын
Only love❤
@nikkibilli21824 жыл бұрын
Which city r u from?
@nimrajaleel54194 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯
@lmfb57m556 жыл бұрын
I must say Pakistani people are blessed with beauty, there is no denying that.
@rkgaurav59405 жыл бұрын
Beauty is in the eyes of beholder..
@a_little_disquised11014 жыл бұрын
Priyanka what
@nikkibilli21824 жыл бұрын
Yes. Specially girls
@alimerchant79474 жыл бұрын
@vdudvgdbj we don't like like him as well lol
@Warlock7864 жыл бұрын
@@Priyanka-hy5qs your life must be hard then ?
@iqrafarooq13254 жыл бұрын
Fawad is that way charming like hell dude.... His voice his eyes this is something deadly combination ❤️
@TaniyaSheoran8 жыл бұрын
"poor people can't be beautiful but ugly people can be rich" 👌👌
@anum27374 жыл бұрын
Freaking intellectual
@ajayvaghela91814 жыл бұрын
Great observation
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
It's a personal attack on Ambani who has done so much for India. What has this comedian joker done for the society?
@sanachemist91733 жыл бұрын
Wah! Kya soch ka zaviaa hai!!
@alileo128 жыл бұрын
Great comedy.. I wish he performs in Pakistan. Liberals on born sides have it difficult for the same reasons.
@saurabhparate7 жыл бұрын
Ali Hamza He will die if he say something bad...😒
@sancharsharma5 жыл бұрын
You are not the real ali hamza, are you?
@lnoorplaylist3 жыл бұрын
@Avni Ghosh what's noori there are many people with the name ali hamza it's such a common name
@UpasanaDeka8 жыл бұрын
when he said Rich people may look ugly and nobody talks about it and i was like "well Mukesh Ambani" and fuck it !!!!!! He says the same thing later !!!! 😱😱😂
@razanoor99697 жыл бұрын
people like denial fernandes are still trying to unite the two countries...SALUTE
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
Chaiwala is becoming the PM. Boys from remote villages and towns are getting lucrative deals in the IPL and ISL. This shows any hard working person in India gets the opportunities. In Pakistan only the army and ISI folks get opportunities.
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
Indians are not agaist say Fawad Khan or Baba Azam. There are good and rational people in Pakistan who are actually very much against their army and ISI for using up much of the budget and leaving Pakistan poor and backward. But India needs to show an United front against terrorism promoted by Pakistan. Pakistan is in the FATF grey list as the world is against Pakistan.
@jawadali82418 жыл бұрын
This was actually quite good! Cheers from Pakistan lol
@atifyazdani958 жыл бұрын
Bro.. Tere paas youtube kaise chal raha hein ?
@ThatKidinAfrica7 жыл бұрын
Atif Khan VPN XD.
@AnamShah067 жыл бұрын
Atif Khan ummm KZbin chalta hai Pak main, without VPN.
@jawadali82417 жыл бұрын
KZbin chal raha hai pichley bandd sirf kuch maheno ke liye hua ta, almost 2 years back
@gogetter79637 жыл бұрын
Tuje teri taarif acchi hi lagegi na.. but I have disliked this piece of shit
@logicalpakistani37838 жыл бұрын
I thought there wuould be some Indian spreading hate for Pakistan to get views ... After watching this video I'm surprised there are better ways of getting views too.
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
Indians are not agaist say Fawad Khan or Baba Azam. There are good and rational people in Pakistan who are actually very much against their army and ISI for using up much of the budget and leaving Pakistan poor and backward. But India needs to show an United front against terrorism promoted by Pakistan. Pakistan is in the FATF grey list as the world is against Pakistan.
@mrbean21218 жыл бұрын
I did something anti national too, I tried a mango and didn't like it.
@PallavTHEsinha8 жыл бұрын
sumit mahajan try Pakistani mangoes, they are very popular in uk
@hussainarif44307 жыл бұрын
ThatWeirdo Cow to eat only!!
@maharshijani35847 жыл бұрын
MrBean this is probably anti-humane
@hmmmmm66697 жыл бұрын
MrBean issko shaheed kr do😂😂😂
@shahzebkhan11176 жыл бұрын
MrBean So original man... Lmao
@cherryblossoms45286 жыл бұрын
Nobody can actually hate Fawad😍
@Amitkumar-qv3lw8 жыл бұрын
Really yaar but Pakistani Matti mai kuch toh hai saare log by default handsome hote hai...
@faliqkhudadost16038 жыл бұрын
karachi ? do u use black dark glass while in karachi 😀😀😀😂😂😂😂 i have been living in karachi for 20 years havent seen dark black people like indian's in bulk
@kamranmateen32968 жыл бұрын
faliq khudadost ya u r right ...he is idiot....65 to 70 % people are light skinned....is bechare ko Karachi ka bol k kisi aur city ko dekha diya hoga
@kamranmateen32968 жыл бұрын
faliq khudadost but all people are same in eye of Allah....koi farq nhi parhta.....
@kamranmateen32968 жыл бұрын
good looks se ziada good nature hone chahiye that's all....maine sirf sirf ye correction ki hai k Karachi k log bh fair hote hai Han kpk and punjab se ziada nhi leikin 70 % people have fair skin....
@gunzlingerbil8 жыл бұрын
BC mari bari woh mitti kahan gae :'(
@nupurbushan81964 жыл бұрын
We want fawad khan back to India..♥️im desperate to see him in movie...🥺Fawad Khan will be the next shah rukh khan.. ♥️
@887jan8 жыл бұрын
Somehow or the other i can relate to this Indian guy. Being a Pakistani i can tell, every average Pakistani is a normal person like him dealing with this kind of extremism. I believe these average, level headed Indians and Pakistanis can make subcontinent a better place. This made me laugh, by the way. Cheers neighbour :)
@sanjeevkumarbauri23945 жыл бұрын
But I have never seen/heard like this in Pakistan,that they were talking like this in a big platform about both are same, some sarcasm on Pakistan for their culture. They don't say.
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
Chaiwala is becoming the PM. Boys from remote villages and towns are getting lucrative deals in the IPL and ISL. This shows any hard working person in India gets the opportunities. In Pakistan only the army and ISI folks get opportunities.
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
Indians are not agaist say Fawad Khan or Baba Azam. There are good and rational people in Pakistan who are actually very much against their army and ISI for using up much of the budget and leaving Pakistan poor and backward. But India needs to show an United front against terrorism promoted by Pakistan. Pakistan is in the FATF grey list as the world is against Pakistan.
@amiyogi31033 жыл бұрын
@@sanjeevkumarbauri2394 they are fearful of their mullahs. Daniel Fernandes would not have said such things if he was born in Pakistan.
@sanjeevkumarbauri23943 жыл бұрын
@@amiyogi3103 that's what we like about India and don't want it to be like them. But in recent times it's affecting that.
@vellaaatma44416 жыл бұрын
How can someone hate Fawad Khan !!? Lol that was the only reason I started watching the video but still not getting a reason to hate him yet :V
@nikhatkhan75805 жыл бұрын
He is jealous..,!!
@rszash63585 жыл бұрын
No actually he likes Fawad khan
@min.13_74 жыл бұрын
@@nikhatkhan7580 lol you really didn't get the point
@finalchoice70053 жыл бұрын
@@nikhatkhan7580 lol dumbo u didn'y got the humour
@mehakaadeez74563 жыл бұрын
Same
@loverboy17067 жыл бұрын
That's is true bro. Pakistan people really awesome and beautiful
@cartotivines74786 жыл бұрын
not pakistanis ,pathans are
@snigddharanidas46885 жыл бұрын
The girls put a lot of make up
@god17704 жыл бұрын
@@snigddharanidas4688 aaloo ke Bori par Makeup lagake ke dekhna, sundar hota hai ke nahi...
@aqsabatool17183 жыл бұрын
@@snigddharanidas4688 i am 20 Years girl in a medical college. at that age i don't even make my eyebrows. Never put a lipstick .ye to mne apni bt ki pakistan m itna make up nhi krty . Girls krti bhi hain to bhut light aur soft krti Aur mujh jisy bndy to srif Eid pa krty hain
@aqsabatool17183 жыл бұрын
@@god1770 hhha
@prakhar.29december5 жыл бұрын
There is always ONE GIRL in the audience who laughs the hell out of her vocal chords.
@rajatbhat77992 жыл бұрын
arre yar vo mic b aisa place me setup karte hai ki ek hi person ka voice pick-up karta hai aur record hota hai. Agar ye log crowd pe rakte to vo Seinfeld type Laugh track sunai deta, instead of single person. Not really the fault of that girl i believe. But yeah, sometimes there is that one person who laughs at literally anything
@sahilsomkuwar38 жыл бұрын
Daniel, the sarcasm, the topics, the flow, the whole stand up is right on the point. People say Kenny, Abish Mathews, etc are their favorites. I beg to differ. Have found the smartest content in all your acts compared to other people, and your sarcasms are godlike. Such fine stand-ups on social topics, current affairs is a talent. Keep up the good work man. Hope to see more from you.
@mukulagrahari8 жыл бұрын
yeah ,fully agree ...he had very good introspective sight for the current affair..DNA
@sapandream8 жыл бұрын
ThinkFloyd agreed ...
@kartikmessner28688 жыл бұрын
i watch him to prepare for upsc
@shailydhinoja23236 жыл бұрын
I completely agree! His intellect is way better than any other comedian I've come across
@vairagya1086 жыл бұрын
I just hung out with some 100-200 odd Pakistanis at a gathering, i was invited coz i am muslim, didnt expect to be the only Indian there. I stood out like a sore thumb. Never felt so awkward or uncomfortable in my life. I'm sure theyre nice people, but if ur Indian ur Indian. Those guys havent been raised on idli-dosa or vada pav. Those guys dont understand what a big deal an intercaste or inter-religion or a north-south marriage is. Those guys dont care who is Ambedkar or what is reservation. They dont know how one should take & eat temple ka prasad. They dont know slokas from the Bhagwad Gita. They have never been to a Sunday mass. They dont know in India, during Ramadan for Iftar or Eid, you invite people of every faith. They dont know what is langar or Jo Bole Sonihal. Yaar if you have lived in India you have bits and pieces of every religion in you, every region, every state, every cuisine. Whether u like it or not. When i was growing up and even as an adult some ignorant people said "go back to Pakistan" because of my muslim name. You know what, standing there feeling like a total stranger and outsider among those 100-200 Pakistanis, i realized how Indian i am. How every inch of me is Indian and i am so, so, so glad for it.
@Motired085 жыл бұрын
Love you my indian muslim brother! ❤
@sakshisomya10575 жыл бұрын
Dis is so beautiful..ur comment made my day... 💜💜
@shashwattiwari34485 жыл бұрын
Bro it feels so wonderful to read ur comment 😀😀
@shinylucky5 жыл бұрын
Same is for every Pakistani... There are or wud be many of such things which makes and identify a person pure Pakistani... Not any Indian or any other national can feel or enjoy it...
@dr.karishmasalana50965 жыл бұрын
Beautiful!
@kukukhan56998 жыл бұрын
Daniel u r the most sensible and classy comedian of our country:-)
@virajparthasarthy2438 жыл бұрын
Kuku Khan and u r a traitor f***ing over secular
@kukukhan56998 жыл бұрын
viraj Parthasarthy Chill bro it's just my opinion....B-)
@manojkumarKalagara8 жыл бұрын
only in India.we blame muslims for secular. have you ever been to middle east?they don't even know what secular means. our muslims are mature enough than those fundamentals.😎😀👌
@kukukhan56998 жыл бұрын
manoj kumar Kalagara Thank u!
@jayanths12216 жыл бұрын
Our country? Your country is Pakistan bitch.
@seokjinnie_xoxo92305 жыл бұрын
I'm a Nepali and never knew the viral girl photo 😂😂😂
@pravingurung42544 жыл бұрын
She was all over the Internet
@Aesthetic-Wonders4 жыл бұрын
Are you a jinnie stan...you got me too💜
@amruwithluv4 жыл бұрын
jin biased ARMY
@aneek25078 жыл бұрын
I agree with u on that line "NO Body should be that good looking" :")
@rohitp32278 жыл бұрын
Hrithik. Way better looking than Fawad.
@aneek25078 жыл бұрын
Hrithik has great Physique combined with good looks..Fawad has his Looks :)
@gameziderofficial8 жыл бұрын
That was the line where i laughed much..I mean he was joking regarding the fawad's looks?...
@preetisrinivasan81255 жыл бұрын
@@aneek2507 yes hrithik has good height and physique but fawad has a great face
@e.k8742 жыл бұрын
@@rohitp3227 fawad is actually a great actor and a great song writer and singer
@risaa61757 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Pakistanis are great looking. Have to accept.Anyways his jokes were more realistic .Practical things.
@skar95568 жыл бұрын
staying up till 3 am.. totally worth it..
@CAAnchalBatra8 жыл бұрын
Sushobhan Karekar same
@smartypantsscrewdriver13048 жыл бұрын
4 am, here.
@skar95568 жыл бұрын
Abhinav Banerjee Bhai tu galat channel pe hai.. BUTTHURTS are on AIB's video. pls fuck off
@skar95568 жыл бұрын
Abhinav Banerjee And You replied to my comment by saying "Don't reply me again" Tu wahi Banda hai Jo chilla chilla k bolta hai "Aaj Mera Maun-Vrat Hai"
@skar95568 жыл бұрын
Abhinav Banerjee Dekha.?? Tum bhi agree kar rahe ho.
@toqeermahar416 жыл бұрын
Pakistani peoples are so much attractive and handsome
@dynamicgamersv20853 жыл бұрын
@Jasleen Kaur go to Pakistan....
@dynamicgamersv20853 жыл бұрын
😂
@saadrao10213 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicgamersv2085 chill men
@aryansingh62008 жыл бұрын
Hey please provide English subs for your videos... And you are one of the most logical comedian I've ever watched..
@Ssookawai8 жыл бұрын
He's speaking english, do you?
@20shourya6 жыл бұрын
you can buy those at Subway
@pinkjalebi6 жыл бұрын
Fawad Khan looks like my verrrrrry good looking ex-boyfriend! 😜
@farahyeasmin62305 жыл бұрын
No one can look lyk him
@s_here14534 жыл бұрын
Blackbirdz2000 ayy stop giving us ideas... 😍😍
@robertdeniro66324 жыл бұрын
@@farahyeasmin6230 now ,this is tooooooooooo much
@542pixie14 жыл бұрын
Agreed pakistani people are goodlooking but they don’t do showbiz
@soniac99284 жыл бұрын
Milao kabhi
@thunderfist2328 жыл бұрын
Oh, I have face that Me: I am Muslim Guy at school: Go back to Pakistan!!
@priyankapanda31368 жыл бұрын
John Constantine that's sad ya... where r u from?
@tap0rnawab2498 жыл бұрын
John Constantine I have faced it from my childhood 💔
@thunderfist2328 жыл бұрын
Priyanka Panda India
@priyankapanda31368 жыл бұрын
John Constantine oh... i ve many Christian and muslim frnds.... i haven't heard of these things... we respect everyone's religion... but it's really sad that it happened to you... you should complain about them to the principal or atleast to ur parents... may be they can help you.
@jindiana77428 жыл бұрын
this is true,i did get it too growing up in india,it wasnt from all and alot of kids,but did happen
@abduu9117 жыл бұрын
good sense of humor.. great to see this. love from pakistan. and god bless india.. livin in UAE we indian n pakistanis are buddies.. :D
@lavista4u8 жыл бұрын
..You are the best in the world...American Stand Up always have SEX, SEX, SEX...Indian Stand Up is much better...So much Content. Indian Stand up Comedy should get more credit in the world.
@parasuramvenkatesh44018 жыл бұрын
Have you seen George Carlin?
@doctorjee8 жыл бұрын
idhar bhi nationalism :P
@sahilsomkuwar38 жыл бұрын
1. American Stand Up just doesn't have 'SEX, SEX, SEX..' 2. Even if it does, it's funny as fuck. 3. Praise the talent, not the kind of humor. 4. Nationalism is not appreciated everywhere. 5. 'Indian Stand up Comedy should get more credit in the world.' 99% of Daniel's sarcasms are based on people like you. Ironic much.
@sahilsomkuwar38 жыл бұрын
***** Some people beg to be owned.
@PankajSingh-zn6gf8 жыл бұрын
SoulVoice
@umarfarooq-vm4to7 жыл бұрын
that was great, man, much appreciated Love from Pakistan.
@jayanths12216 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean, bomb from Pakistan?
@charusharma64098 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find the audience annoying?
@s.a.48828 жыл бұрын
always!
@yashjhala15048 жыл бұрын
charu sharma ikr
@musicaficiando008 жыл бұрын
Yea, for laughing at his lame jokes...
@rukaiyarexine8 жыл бұрын
Yes !
@RajaBabu-tw9gk7 жыл бұрын
yeah
@drdrude7 жыл бұрын
Great and true content
@sumitshetty428 жыл бұрын
How is it that you're still unverified?? Love your stuff man. Keep em coming.
@aeraya23434 жыл бұрын
"It's hard being smart in this country." Truer words were never spoken 😂
@faliqkhudadost16038 жыл бұрын
it takes guts to speak against ur own kind ....... bravo
@reverendkilljoy34478 жыл бұрын
?
@faliqkhudadost16038 жыл бұрын
tho im from pak but still not ashamed to say Pakistan's movies sucks compare to bollywood but when it comes to drama india does not know how to make a class drama compare to pakistan's drama but when i type this on social media most of the indians starts cursing and even calling name ..what's wrong accepting what is true . thats why i appreciate this humor it takes guts in frunna of indian audience he is not afraid
@reverendkilljoy34478 жыл бұрын
faliq khudadost I know what your original comment meant. What I questioned was your pre-supposition vis-a-vis Indians' capability to appreciate/disapprove such humor. We know what is true and what is not. The cuss words attracted by your comments elsewhere on this forum probably are a result of a very basic human characteristic- not many people like to be told of their shortcomings (if there are any) by the people who aren't their "own kind". I'm more than sure pakistanis behave the same way. By the way, I don't understand what you mean by drama. Are you talking about TV series?
@tstanmoysamanta8 жыл бұрын
in India you can do that
@faliqkhudadost16038 жыл бұрын
Tanmoy Samanta very good for india ... lets hope bakht would appreciate it if zakir khan cracked these kinda jokes .... i tell u when shoaib akhtar in kapil show cracked joke against pakistan and his fellow crickter i was fell off laughing that day but pissed off next day by seeing every fucking idiot turns patriotic and most of them wanted his appology ..... iam glad he didnt appologise for that ........
@babarahmed29107 жыл бұрын
i am a Pakistani and love this : *
@johnsnow10506 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't you
@43prateek8 жыл бұрын
ppl shud not be afraid to speak, it's our right good job man, and awesome performances as always
@BK-kz1ee7 жыл бұрын
Its called sarcasm 3rd sexiest men in the world r Pakistanis
@waqasmehmood12168 жыл бұрын
This guy has guts for sure
@ankitkapadnis7807 жыл бұрын
cause he is in india not in pakistan
@20shourya6 жыл бұрын
all humans do
@mayaali29534 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the compliment, love from a Pakistani 🇵🇰
@GoogleUser-me8wk8 жыл бұрын
its hard to be rational in INDIA
@TheDinobull8 жыл бұрын
Especially when he looks like Trump
@shambobasu15798 жыл бұрын
dino bull Yeah really, anything you say might anger the bhakts and they will start coming down on you for no good reason
@YTworld-698 жыл бұрын
Shambo Basu well actually it's other way around the RW ppl don't get to put their point all the tym the so called liberals always takes the limelight
@Suryapoosarla8 жыл бұрын
why dont you say simply " its hard to force my beliefs on others. ''
@YTworld-698 жыл бұрын
***** well it's hard to make the so called liberals to even listen to someone else's points they keep ranting their shit
@sehrishzaki16543 жыл бұрын
Pakistanis are not just blessed with beauty but their voices are just wow...i mean even ever actor sings so well.... i say what the hell har koi gaana gaane pe lag jata hai or jub bolte hain tub to or bhi pyari awaz lagti hai or hum to esa lagta hai phata baans
@shoaibmax8 жыл бұрын
how can someone be so sensible yet funny? #impressed 😊😊
@AbbasXaidi8 жыл бұрын
You have Better Sense Of Humor Than KAPIL SHARMA Seriously man..!
@sagarchandgadkar79088 жыл бұрын
Every one in Pakistan is so good looking. Hafiz Sayeed: Hell yeah dude.
@nano93967 жыл бұрын
Major Error ya he is
@loinhrt45956 жыл бұрын
Major Error of course hafiz sab look great 😂
@aliswat53836 жыл бұрын
U jealous
@hassaantauseef54266 жыл бұрын
Haha, dude you just jealous of him.
@hassaantauseef54266 жыл бұрын
@Aditya Sanjeev Hey dude! Didn't mean it that way. He is an asshole, I know. I was just making a joke. And based on my looks, I can also declared this statement false, not all of us are good looking
@noorulain34594 жыл бұрын
That aww aww from audience when he said " it seems like we're the part of the same country" that was lovely man lovely !! ❤
@aayushashrestha71138 жыл бұрын
the nepali girl is now a model too!
@Suryapoosarla8 жыл бұрын
for you she is not
@aayushashrestha71138 жыл бұрын
+Neelam Khati ahh she actually isnt that pretty but good for her
@PankajSingh-zn6gf8 жыл бұрын
Neelam Khati
@ritumagar31776 жыл бұрын
Actually that nepali sabjiwali was not so attractive at all
@foodforthought62608 жыл бұрын
before watching the video I had clicked the thumbs down button but after watching it, it changed into a thumbs up. Love from Pakistan. P.s you people also have Shahrukh Khan😍
@srkianfan59958 жыл бұрын
Syed Saifullah Mansoor srk is the best thing india has
@monasingh57038 жыл бұрын
Syed Saifullah Mansoor but i love Fawad more
@foodforthought62608 жыл бұрын
Mona Singh hahahh i love both of them.
@AniketM188 жыл бұрын
appreciated. :-) #indian
@sancharsharma5 жыл бұрын
We do have shahrukh khan and look what happened to him from "dil se" and "chak de india" to "dilwale"
@rsharma44358 жыл бұрын
buddy how much do u pay the audience.......I'm also tying to start live stage shows so .........
@absolutelydanny8 жыл бұрын
5 Cr...Each!
@seretoninman8 жыл бұрын
Daniel Fernandes Knew it.
@haidarkhan75388 жыл бұрын
Daniel Fernandes wo b 2000 ke note...
@annageorge19928 жыл бұрын
agar pasand nahi aya to mat dekh naa.... why do you want to embarass yourself showing off the expanse of your mind and thought?
@shubhamaparat8 жыл бұрын
kuch acha likh don't be to senseless, no effort seen
@pallavichauhan1007 жыл бұрын
Excellent piece of work. I have never seen anyone taking up such serious issues by way of comedy and then even leaving a good message at the end. Hats off to your work. I am a big big fan of yours. It's good to see that some people are still concerned and are not just there for the heck of posting on Facebook, etc and showing off. Hats off.
@genius48348 жыл бұрын
Most intelligent stand-up comic I have ever come across in India. Always socially relevant satire. Kudos Man!! 😎👏
@tahura32594 жыл бұрын
Fact is that mostly Muslims have this charm(Noor) on their faces like you can see girls and guys of middle East , Syria ,Iraq ,turkey, Pakistan and lil in India too... Blessed with beauty 💕.
@fasttwitch17234 жыл бұрын
Ghnta. That's bullshit. Somalian muslims ka , Nigerian muslims ka noor kha gaya. Fact is that you are dumb and ignorant.
@dynamicgamersv20853 жыл бұрын
@@fasttwitch1723 African Muslims 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂........Inse zyada noir hai Punjabi.... Haryanvi...... Kashmiri Hinduoo ke chehre par gore chutti bilkul😆
@mansoorahmad14898 жыл бұрын
Abhishek's grandma was from Faisalabad. He can technically go back to Pakistan.
@zaynali12977 жыл бұрын
Chin wong ting really, then send salman khan, amir khan, shahrukh khan back to pakistan...
@soumyakantaskp57236 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@syedayashaabbasrizvi42335 жыл бұрын
Really? I didn't know this. Maternal or paternal?
@aqsabatool17183 жыл бұрын
@@syedayashaabbasrizvi4233 Paternal
@syedayashaabbasrizvi42333 жыл бұрын
@@aqsabatool1718 ohh
@sahilshaikh-xi3xg5 жыл бұрын
Daniel : I have friends in Pakistan, don't tell any one. (Also daniel) * Uploads viedo on youtube *
@prairiehorse61688 жыл бұрын
The whole Ae Dil bit puts things in to perspective on how our priorities are screwed up.
@ajslife39617 жыл бұрын
2:06 That girl almost came on Chai Wala.
@vedkorla3004 жыл бұрын
Lol sounds like Kaneez.
@VijaySingh-ff3sy8 жыл бұрын
Daniel! man you are awesome...I hate you...how can one be so sarcastically cool?
@shivanishah18828 жыл бұрын
oh shit..that was crazy !! you r not only humorous but way bright too...!! Great way to open up the minds of people !! keep uploading such videos...and come to delhi for an open mic :)
@xxvenomxsnakexx99958 жыл бұрын
loved it man.wish there was peace between us.
@cheesecubes26827 жыл бұрын
one of the few extremely funny comedians who dont annoyingly use bad words, lovin this man :D
@rohitramkumar30918 жыл бұрын
The only thing that saves you US you are a comedian.. wish everyone was. 😂😂😂
@pythonanimalia8 жыл бұрын
Rohit Ramkumar this comment is bothering me for some reason.
@rohitramkumar30918 жыл бұрын
python animalia why??
@JustMe54328 Жыл бұрын
Rich people get cute wives. Simple. So people who inherit generations of wealth look pretty because their rich male ancestors married the prettiest women. In India social mobility isn’t very high, so most people were rich because a bigger chunk of their wealth was inherited and a smaller chunk was self-earned. This is obviously changing and now people go from mildly-poor/lower middle class to wealthy in one generation. But our mindset has remained the same
@susurrus238 жыл бұрын
this was so cool and light hearted! :))
@senjutikarmakar86768 жыл бұрын
Nobody should be that good looking. 💖
@varungowda40146 жыл бұрын
The best of best punch on million faces - "if you want to show patriotism : Join Indian Army"
@Arkaprava2437 жыл бұрын
Hi Daniel, a fan from US here! I absolutely love your videos :) Are you planning to do any shows here any time next year? I am based at Seattle :) Whether you get time to reply or not, I absolutely love your stand-up, one of the most brilliant comedians in recent time :D
@oinddrila4 жыл бұрын
Although this comment is 2 years old..I can't stop myself from asking you a question! Are you Shrutinath sir's son?!
@donhitarth8 жыл бұрын
so subtle ! good work.
@MrZeeahmad7 жыл бұрын
This is your first video I watched and you earned my respect. ✌
@arti76045 жыл бұрын
Even I had a crush on fawad khan when I saw khoobsurat *Prince vikram rathore* 😍
@PrithVG5 жыл бұрын
Heeeey niiiice. And the best part -intelligent humour, very observative, no profanity and love the way you spoke about Pakistan and us being one, so subtle and so meaningful 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Please continue in the same way with pure wit and no vulgarity, dirty jokes and swear words which is the only thing most other stand up comedians are doing these days and they think they’re so cool when they talk like trash.
@maazmh8 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of my favorite comedians
@Rana-fw5cl8 жыл бұрын
Maaz Hurzuk
@tarandeepkaur77884 жыл бұрын
I discovered this gem in 2019. Why is he not popular? I wonder!
@hishamkhan19344 жыл бұрын
Exactly...
@Srishtisingh24114 жыл бұрын
Because he is not funny..
@tarandeepkaur77884 жыл бұрын
@srishti Comedy is subjective! I find him funny, you don't!
@basithashmi5218 жыл бұрын
Alot of appreciation, applause and best wish for You Daniel from a fan belongs to your dushman daish :)
@hammayunayub80266 жыл бұрын
We need people like him on both sides . The way he addressed these issues are lovely . Peace is what we need and love is what we deserve .
@99363812828 жыл бұрын
totally nailed it! need ppl like u in a world like.take me in 😀
@heytherezunairah6 жыл бұрын
I tapped on this video, ready to throw some hands, ready to start a riot (I feel the need to defend Fawad, our "Golden Boy", and personally, my favorite dude). But now I freaking love this skit and this dude! So liberal, funny, and quite frankly, smart as hell! Really enjoying this guy. Also, this is seriously mind blowing (have I mentioned how funny this is?). People from both India and Pakistan need to be as open-minded, as real as this dude. Hats off, man.
@simransimran93398 жыл бұрын
People relate class and appearance because beauty standards are class based.
@andy_the_monger17956 жыл бұрын
Simran No it's not related. Being Beautiful and rich are not related. Chai Wala is so handsome but poor. Mukesh Ambani is so ugly but rich
@91rummy5 жыл бұрын
Most of the people think liberal means no boundaries.. liberal means understanding the boundaries sensibly .. most people forget that with freedom comes responsibility.. these liberals they want freedom of everything but no responsibility , and liberals have lost something called EQ (Emotional Quotient).. They think anything and everything is fine.. they dont see the beauty in emotions and the delicacy in others' emotions and ties...the actor of Uri has actually given a very precise explanation for why Pak actors were to be banned.. No body could put so well as he did.. Nobody is against the Pak actors.. But these emotions are within India and Indians are supposed to be the ones to be sensitive to the tragedy Indians faced whether its Indian army or Indian civilian.. Indians are supposed to be sensitive.. Nothing to do with Fawad khan or the other lady.. Most people showing aggression are not able to express it in the right way.. thats all.. and liberals are taking advantage.. and blaming supporters shamelessly..
@kakumon89493 жыл бұрын
I think interbreeding is the only way to get better looks I also want guys around me with green eyes and sharp jawlines
@dynamicgamersv20853 жыл бұрын
Come to Punjab... Shimla..... Uttarakhan u will get it😉
@kakumon89493 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicgamersv2085 I live in himachal Nobody here has green eyes
@kingtalhavlogs73157 ай бұрын
@@kakumon8949exactly only Pakistan does
@Awaisabbasi_official5 жыл бұрын
Come on man don't underestimate urself, beauty lies in the eyes of beholder. Lub u from Pakistan
@RakeshSahoo758 жыл бұрын
he has a rythm of russel peters isnt it
@mukulagrahari8 жыл бұрын
yeah ./..bro ...most of the part ...i was thinking ...but the name was struck in my somewhere ...
@sgserene6 жыл бұрын
Please don't insult Russell Peters, this Fernandez guy is not so funny.
@bharathreddy91497 жыл бұрын
Bro +Daniel Fernandes LoVe you man ! You cheer me up every time !
@swareenajain46555 жыл бұрын
It's almost like we were the part of the same company ♥️
@nimishaaaw6 жыл бұрын
" poor people can't be good looking .... But ugly people can be rich" I salute this part ! Now it's my favourite Though I like Fawad Khan 😂💓
@suhail3798 жыл бұрын
He summed it all up in 6:5 minutes #clever #hattsoff
@rgyalchanhussain9966 Жыл бұрын
Ranveer's ancestors migrated from Peshawar, modern day Pakistan. So, it made a little sense when the dude sitting next to you yelled " go back to Pakistan" when he saw ranveer on the screen. PS: I know it's a joke.
@fariraaz48805 жыл бұрын
FAWAD KHAN in the title? Go, get all the views! 😂
@WaleedNaeem6 жыл бұрын
I am a Pakistani and I love the video , keep up the good work. the best one was the default settings is HATE :D
@hifsasoomro11976 жыл бұрын
Love from Pakistan ❤ we have plenty of normal looking people too lol
@scarl_awm95465 жыл бұрын
Specially in karachi. Lots of muhajir and some sindhis who look exactly like bengali or other Indian people. But they are very good people
@gzreza7 жыл бұрын
this guy is awesome. his sense of humor is damn good. gives very important massage in a very sarcastic way, and most importantly, he is so careful about hurting people's feelings while making jokes. respect
@MasterZeeshan8 жыл бұрын
I have to ask.. who the fuck is Pravin Tambe?
@ValmikKalathia8 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Zeeshan - That's a imaginary character he uses to crack lame jokes. if you've seen his other videos you'll get the reference.
@krishdewan8 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Zeeshan he refers to pravin togadia...as pravn thambe
@umerzyad7 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Zeeshan he's an Indian cricketer
@srishtigoyal4187 жыл бұрын
He is funny, gutsy, intelligent and sarcastic!! You've got to love him!!
@khushilanker7 жыл бұрын
"Jio pe upload karle, free hai" "Tambe ye live telecast nahin hai- we are in Gorgaon [for the life in me, I can't spell that]....EAST!! You are amazing, keep at it! x
@ShawVishal4 жыл бұрын
Goregaon
@hellLykcsgo Жыл бұрын
youtube show me this legendary stand up after 6 years but still that was cool love from pakistan man