Why I'm always broke at end of month :( [Vadim bad] - Boris villain arc 2024

next up milk soup
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[@warcrimes2100]

"A warm place called Chernobyl" -boris

[@rockystudiogaming]

No, don't give him the ideas for *ULTIMATE POWER...*

[@warcrimes2100]

@@rockystudiogaming 🤣🤣

[@professornuke7562]

Isn't it still occupied?

[@hmnotjash]

it is very warm indeed

[@derjoghurtmitderecke]

​@@professornuke7562 What do you mean by "occupied"? Of course there are people working to keep the place safe. If you mean the Russians.... Dude. 🙄

[@BlackCat-hm2sf]

Boris on his Vadim arc

[@starksvensk]

Vadim 😈

[@GuardianComplex]

Vadim never washes the dishes though

[@BlackCat-hm2sf]

@@GuardianComplex True, I guess Boris toed the line of becoming Vadim and then came back before it could try and take hold

[@TheLoooorrrrreeeeax]

Блин нет!

[@dominikas6007]

Priviet boris

[@SilverTerog2]

"i'm not crazy" "i might be crazy" "but i'm not that crazy" -a crazy person

[@thestrangeone12209]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room… a rubber room… a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy…

[@danielpepper1190]

Get out of my head

[@JustAGuySlayingDragons]

Literally me, but I'm not crazy, I'm sure of it 👍

[@ARandomOSDever]

@@thestrangeone12209 Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room... a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy...

[@maciej4250]

your walls. I'm in your walls. I'm in your walls. I'm in your walls. I'm in your walls. I'm in your walls. I'm in

[@gonzalogil5604]

first ever "cooking channel" to wash his dishes on camera. good work comrade

[@Jeff.78]

OUR dishes.

[@davidfejes5637]

0:50 Sleepsquatter

[@felix9326]

Boris fandom: Girlfriend applications ❌️, marriage application ✅️✅️✅️ No one can resist Boris, they can only lie

[@s8nbutgerman209]

SLAV KING IS BACK ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET PREPARE THE BANQUET

[@Typical_name]

(• U • )

[@KarX211]

The red carpet has to have a hammer and sickle in the corner

[@lizardOnlyOne]

Grab the vodka

[@mineboss1063]

PREPARE THE BUTERBROD

[@Rudnaz_127]

GET БАБУШКА'S COOKING

[@protogen830]

“Hand is best machine” - Boris A great quote that still lives rent free in my head today.

[@loverxrm]

Boris has really gotta stop sneaking into babushka’s house and stealing stuff…

[@GridDweller77]

Is eastern block, it's *our* stuff

[@mishikaagarwal-ef8un]

​@@GridDweller77 *Soviet anthem starts playing*

[@PrepareToDie0]

Babushka probably just gave it all to him ❤

[@pictograph]

@@mishikaagarwal-ef8un*Music from Red Alert 3.

[@nameLessvooDoo1334]

Stole? Borrowed without permission.

[@bleak_money9083]

Boris is busting out videos after hibernation 💪

[@bleak_money9083]

Is he a bear We never know (Boris is bear reveal next)

[@volkthehyena8760]

He is soviet russia bear of youtube hibernation often includes vodka

[@bleak_money9083]

@@volkthehyena8760 package deal 😦

[@BlackMasterRoshi]

@@bleak_money9083 he's certainly filling out like a bear

[@literallyaloser_]

😦..@@BlackMasterRoshi

[@sirrliv]

Can I just say, Boris cleaning his kitchen to light salsa music is the most relaxing thing I've seen all day. Yes, you will get 100k views off of that. That said, bravo to Boris for realizing that chasing view counts is a mug's game. The KZbin Algorithm ***ks us all in the end. The only way to fight it is to ignore it and do what you do best: Be the Shashlik King, Gopnik Hacker Mastermind, The Everloving Cyka Blyat Boris!

[@somethingforsenro]

indeed he did

[@Trainfacts]

Boris is the KZbin equivalent of a bear, a slav bear, sleeps for a long time but it comes out every now and then to make a new video and yell at vadim

[@SethGreve-g1m]

And when he does the videos are fire for no good reason

[@Mr_manfoot_guy]

It would be funny if Boris made a second channel called Vadim and it's just him stealing from Boris's fridge

[@F4FQz]

Don't poke him.

[@HajudinStar]

1:05 "now accepting girlfriend applications" Ladies, theres your chance!

[@MichaelTheRead]

I hope Boris was the dumper and not the dumpee. Still sad either way. As if the man doesn't have enough hardship and heartache already.

[@Whammytap]

@@MichaelTheReadI know, the fangirl part of me wants to just make it all better for him...at least for one night 😏

[@beybladebaby]

blin, as if I am in his league. this is boris, not man who can't cook or clean blyat

[@JustAGuySlayingDragons]

​@@Whammytap *bonk* no horni

[@Whammytap]

@@JustAGuySlayingDragons Who says? Don't shame me for having a crush on Boris. A girl's got to have her harmless fantasies, after all.

[@Tuft-fz3ik]

Boris you have always been an inspiration to me and have helped me through some of my darkest times. Also got me into PC building, point being thank you my friend I know it isn't much but I hope it helps.

[@dmnd7]

commenting and liking so this can be pushed to the top

[@Dodladden]

Let's push it up up up then.

[@Grimm92a]

Is gud.

[@Kurt-k1e]

Nice man.

[@SethGreve-g1m]

cheeki breeki

[@John-yg1cq]

>Boris villain arc. >Cleans kitchen UROD BLYAT!

[@Szymtraction]

Video Summary 50% Story time/anger at Razer 40% Cleaning 10% Throwing a lot and pasta (so good it deserves 10%) in short 100% Cheeki Breeki

[@Mr_manfoot_guy]

All of his videos are 100 %cheeki breeki

[@Szymtraction]

@@Mr_manfoot_guy True

[@LoneHermit]

Slavic man gets angry of noise, blames Vadim subconsciously. Cleans up kitchen blyat, best premise since the 1979 STALKER movie. 3 men go for a walk, they talk and nothing happens, one comes back with a dog.

[@Whyyyyyyyy_Not]

"long socks very good, still have no pneumonia" 💀

[@OrangeLefty4]

“I am the washing machine!” -Boris, 2024

[@_Rinn44]

I'm watching this on the commuting subway, but it'll be a better day than yesterday because of this video... Always happy to see Boris on KZbin!

[@AnIraqiDude]

"WASHING MACHINE!? XA! I AM THE WASHING MACHINE, CYKA!" -Boris

[@bPOTATO]

Boris on a normal day be like

[@IncarnateSable]

I hope you're doing okay Boris, because from this video, I genuinely can't tell

[@hAn_TYkje]

This is the Boris I love. Goofy kitchen Boris, with a hint of Chornobyl Edit: I just realised I watched him just clean his kitchen. This is good content.

[@godhimself9528]

Borris on the villian arc, god help us. Now he become death, drinker of your vodka.

[@johngavin3180]

Boris, if you are to be going to Chernobyl, make sure you have proper amount of bolts.

[@moulayysabour5424]

It's always good to see boris post

[@ashextraordinaire]

Never expected to see the Slav king cleaning up to some Cuban music, but I'm here for it.

[@Ultra04channel]

Boris, I envy your healthy bonsai tree in the kitchen. Mine is dying even though I'm doing everything right.

[@jesuschrist711]

perhaps its the air or soil? though sometimes that's just how life can be. even hooked up to the most advanced machines known to man, life just doesn't always want to continue just make sure to follow everything to the letter and that's all you can do

[@JohnnySpace]

Just when I thought all was lost, the Slav King posted, my day is saved

[@britishman1922]

Cleaning with Boris, now that’s entertaining

[@hansiminator69]

Don’t worry, I am broke all the time, not only end of month

[@-Raylight]

Boris : *"I'm crazy but I'm not crazy"* Also Boris : *"Chernobyl is a warm place"* Boris would make Babushka very proud. He doesn't need a washing machine, he's the washing machine! xD

[@janetmackinnon3411]

Greetings from one washing-machine to another.

[@mercury-king]

look at boris being responsible & cleaning up his kitchen! what a good egg!

[@openphoto]

Boris you helped my depression ty.

[@RubenALopes]

Not even sleep can contain Boris cheeki breeki

[@EddVCR]

I can’t wait to see Boris make the milk soup, as I’ve also grown up with milk soup. Here’s the version I grew up with: INGREDIENTS: - Milk - 1/2 onion - Bacon - Frozen mixed vegetables - Chicken bouillon powder (1 tsp) - Salt and pepper (1 tsp) - Little bit of oil - Water 1. Dice onion 2. Using your soup pot, sear the onion with oil until the onion bits are kind of translucent in med. high heat (on my stove that goes from 1-10, I use 7) 3. Dice up bacon and put them into the pot 4. Add the frozen vegetable mix into the pot (my mother thaws the frozen vegetables in water, I do not unless there are chunks of glaciers on them) 5. Put water in the pot until water barely covers the surface of the ingredients 6. Add 1 tsp chicken bouillon powder 7. Place lid (or fashion one out of aluminum foil) on the pot and put stove on high (on my stove, I use 9) 8. After it’s come to a boil, lower temperature to med. high (I use 6 on my stove) 9. Leave it on stove for about 5 mins. 10. Skim the surface of the soup of any froth 11. Add around the same amount of milk as the water in the pot 12. Adjust taste with some salt and black pepper (around 1 tsp) It will keep in the fridge for 2-3 days. It’s really easy, hearty, cheap, and GOOD! Really great for the end of month. Give it a try!

[@amadeus484]

Pretty close to what I do, except I use corn instead of mixed vegetables. Also, my family calls it corn chowder.

[@BlackMasterRoshi]

@@amadeus484 milk soup... is just unthickened chowder...

[@EddVCR]

@@amadeus484That sounds pretty good! I’m going to try making it with corn next.

[@amadeus484]

@@EddVCR If money is especially tight, you can use a can of corn, which tends to cost about $0.50 per can if you know where to look.

[@EddVCR]

@@amadeus484 That’s awesome; I love canned corn! I might try making it with some pasta too like Boris’s milk soup. Thanks for sharing your family recipe!

[@Shooo0913]

Wait Boris cleaning the dishes?!?! You can’t fool me clone spy Boris

[@jazzy5548]

1:22 Crazy? I was crazy once...

[@BlackMasterRoshi]

Me too, but i got bored of that so i went sane again. *Very* sane.

[@guardsmengunner]

They locked me in a room, a rubber room…

[@Zorma146]

HELL YEAH BORIS ISN'T DEAD!

[@PalicKral]

This is peak entertainment, watching Boris clean his kitchen. I cant recall the last time i was this invested in watching a long form video

[@Panzer_72]

Bro, wake up Boris made another video

[@propnotch3466]

Never have I so badly wanted someone as my mentor.

[@zacharyzeller7764]

Not gonna lie, watching the cleanup portion to that sweet music was super satisfying... and made me realize I need to take care of my own kitchen area 😅

[@Vinkaox]

amazing as always i love your vids they’re like free therapy

[@Caps_DS]

BORIS POSTEEED

[@shrekulous3753]

The king is back

[@Annika9517]

Oh you made cleaning and tidying look so effortess and easy. I have to do all that tomorrow. I dread it.

[@kovaxim]

The video on how to make kvass and that part of him finding out his Babushka's secret *reads bottom of jar* "'Made in Italy' - Babushka is Italian spy?! Noooooo!" This still cracks me up and i think about it from time to time just to brighten up my mood, so good

[@brookechang4942]

I've never seen someone water a plant by dipping it in a bowl before. Boris taking his own path as always!

[@Enchantresso]

Quite common. Depends on the care that the plant needs

[@pantsmage970]

Every time I watch Papa Boris I feel like I'm in a fever dream I never want to wake up from

[@richthofen1892]

Here i am again, boris! Cant wait to see this!

[@fine_8895]

Being dirty, clean it up, mess up again Truly inspirational 👏

[@coppernicklaus245]

Nice Ladidas jacket. Simplicity+Elegance+Efficiency=Slav Power

[@President-JonSnow.Malkowich]

Although you probably will never have the big views back, we still care for you Boris. Stay happy mate. We’re still here. We still love you.

[@ApacheHeli479]

boris ❤

[@cosokabe8147]

Ah yes i love my boris cleaning footage with some tropio'ish music in the backround. Love ya Boris happy youre still around (still watching every vid you post never getting bored even from year old videos sometimes)

[@TamelaVilla]

A Boris video right after I woke up! This is a good sign that today's going to be cheeki breeki 🙏 good morning from the western side of Pacific Ocean brother boris!!

[@clencheastwood1571]

Welcome back Comrade! Take a seat by the fire, we have semechki and kvass

[@fillezzo]

actually the flexing comes from change in temperture. you hands are warm and sweaty, your body gives off heat and heats the keyboard. When you go to sleep it goes back to room temperature. and if you live in a cold climate like me, you now your room is cool. See if it happens during summer. Never has for me, both razer keyboard and others.

[@VitoBurrito]

This

[@BlackMasterRoshi]

messing my kitchen, cleaning my kitchen, messing my kitchen, cleaning my kitchen... the cycle never ends.

[@bellaususfitzpinguidpalate3194]

Always ecstatic for any Boris content!!! 😄

[@UrdnotChuckles]

My computer loves to make all sorts of fun noises as it cools down at night. The joys of gaming in the frozen north!

[@blitz8221]

This ain't a villain arc, it's a schizo arc

[@slavchick2602]

4:14 He has such a good sense of rhythm - editing the shake of the lid in time to the music.

[@ThadDePadua9928]

2:53 I miss your cooking videos, still watch them at some point for some new tastes. ;-;

[@pavp001]

I'm so glad to finally check on the channel again, it's kinda nostalgic to see that it's almost the same as before? Idk it's been like a year since I actively watched boris, I'm happy

[@red_corrupt]

hi boris

[@BlackCat-hm2sf]

According to KZbin this comment actually means "die there" in English.... even tho it was written in English.... [inhale.mp4] Piiiiiiiizdec

[@Highland_Moo]

So happy Boris is back. How I’ve missed that delicious voice….makes me moister than an oyster ❤

[@uno3138]

WHAT

[@EFOZM]

Boris, dude, we are getting old. God damn. Watching you clean your counter top made me remember starting to watch your videos, we were both so young back then. Try to hit the gym a few days a week if you can, (maybe you are I don't know) that's what me and my pals have been doing, working out really helps keep our aging body in form. I don't know if you'll see this but stay healthy and stay cheekie breekie comrade.

[@rylandvance5304]

I absolutely love having more Boris content drop. The Slav King reigns supreme.

[@bobdinitto]

Good job, Boris. I love what you've done with the place!

[@ahilltodieons]

"Sleep activity confusion finder." You speak to my soul.

[@emiliovillao2671]

No matter what, we will be here for you comrade Boris.

[@tybronx2446]

My will to live is low but my comrade Boris keeps me going today

[@alexnieves9548]

Seeing the Slav King's slightly messy counter top is extremely validating. I too just defuddled my cooking space.

[@longbow6416]

Boris! As a veteran countertop fabricator/installer, you did an excellent job cleaning that countertop! Always towel dry to keep water deposits from forming on stone or ceramic tops!

[@metallica_fan7990]

“Does this mean we’re getting more Cooking with Boris?

[@Biker_Gremling]

Boris doesn't wear headphones to hear music. He wears headphones to hear his thoughts... or vabuskas thoughts... or Vadyms thoughts... or maybe it's our thoughts

[@hamham_6411]

1:05 ...boris do you have _any_ idea what you've unleashed by saying that i'm sorry for your mailbox

[@sado_3939]

Can't wait for another episode of "Tech that let me down" special!

[@Dee5000playz]

everybody arguing on boris calling a disheasher a washing machine. me:OI BLIN YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC MOTORISED DISH AUTOCLEANER MACHINES

[@quaqua9669]

Boris reminds everyone to go do their dishes 👨‍🔧 Thanks, Blin

[@sitpisochithung1555]

Its kinda calming watching him wash dishes 😂

[@demitrischoenwald1436]

Having to clean up is always a mood

[@shaunrichardson2346]

i never realized how uncomfortable the lack of a backsplash around a sink countertop would make me, but here we are...

[@stevelucas9183]

Cleaning video is actually rather calming. And having comrade Boris is always good times stay cheeki breeki

[@rocknrogan]

Always happy to see more Boris!

[@gohanultrainstinct6896]

Keep out Boris, I am in the same situation, but once you reach bottom you can only go up..... or dig a grave ☠️

[@Leonkilsyou]

66K people watching Boris do the dishes. Well damn you crazy Gopnik you did it again.

[@giraffesinc.2193]

How much do I love Boris? Well, I just watched him WASH DISHES! Love you, Boris!

[@ProtossHyrdalisk]

Boris is a way of life

[@LaurentFlint]

keep it up! we're proud of you slav king

[@lElSanxl]

Always nice to see Boris big bearly hands

[@Jazkal-V420]

Dang, that good transition from story to recipe.

[@ThatOneChorusKid]

Y’all, the Slav god has posted a video- and we’re glad you’re back!

[@K_T0NE]

Babushka would be proud of that kitchen. Spotless!

[@fox_trot0214]

Boris kitchen look just like mine except for Mr Plant x) We will still be here to apport the views support needed You are our Slav Star that shine in this dark era Stay Cheeky Breeky Boris

[@GulagBear]

watching boris going unhinged day by day I dunno to feel sad or laugh