Rating countries by slavness - Travel with Boris

[@paulrobbins4879]

If Boris ever gets married, I want to see a special called "Wife of Boris"

[@AnthroGearhead]

He will have a lot lol

[@nicksandoval9147]

Gopnika girls are the best!

[@Junior_Kula]

That will be one hell of a Gopnitsa to impress the Slav King himself I must say. But I do believe that eventually the love for mayonez will not be strong enough to defeat such fierce opponent and competitor still we have to wait and see if there are such awesome gopnitsas as they proclaim after all low and behold St. Petersburg remains and is a Russian City!

[@matusacerasella]

it should be his wife's channel..:))))))

[@onewarriorinside6859]

If he ever does a motovlog of some sort, I need the video to be called drive of Boris.

[@ShadowTheParrot]

As a Norwegian, I love how you put Norway, showed a small cip of nature, and just like... No. Gave me a good laugh.

[@Luredreier]

Yeah, me to honestly. Although I do feel like we deserve a 0,5 or 1 or some such given the Russians working and/or living here, both in Northern Norway, Svalbard and to a lesser degree elsewhere.

[@user-mh2uj7ns6h]

I'd give Norway at least 3 points because of bears and cold winters, also alcoholism ;D

[@bartjoboy]

But if you go for the nature, most beautiful country I've ever visited though!

[@ShadowTheParrot]

@@bartjoboy I agree with that. :) I couldn't imagine living anywhere else honestly. Well. Other then the nordic countries.

[@freyjulundr]

think he just answerd for all of scandinavia including iceland lmao

[@СветозараМихайлова]

I've never been more proud to be Bulgarian... A 9,5 from Boris? You might as well have called us Chernobyl 2, 'cause my heart melted.

[@cek0792]

melted just like the nuclear reactor meltdown :)

[@kolekgaming4244]

As a proud polish person 9.7 is i think higher jk 9.5 is also really good

[@ธามไก]

My heart got destroyed when he mentioned Germany, along with the Berlin Wall.

[@nighthowk117]

@@kolekgaming4244 we are the true 10/10 in being slavs, Hungary was the secend most slavic county until Ottomans came. LITERALLY Poland is the only slavoc country that want forced to intermingle with different ethnicity. In dact Russians are one of the least slavic I'd slavs since the Mongols reduced their number so much they had to intermingle with the Mongols so much Russians are actually genetically more Mongolian than Slavic.

[@zoolkhan]

aaaw :) i come from rollercoaster finland. We apreciate vodka, and banya - and we like to die at midsummer while pissing drunk standing in a rowingboat on the middle of a lake. We can outgopnick the russians anytime in some disciplines, but we actually do like chairs and benches - and those tracksuits are not practical enough for us. Shashlick? we have some slavic restaurants in the capital.. (the russian kitchen is awesome there, but not cheap - also expect to get a lot of teleporter juice there) boris, dont get a contract. i want to see more of your stuff.

[@ShortHax]

Boris, I dare you to cross the Atlantic Ocean and come to Canada, where our archaeologists dig out frozen cars instead of fossils in the winter. Still, we’d be sorry if you didn’t visit.

[@HarryKaneIsGoated]

Haha, that's hilarious

[@ayushipatil4504]

And catch a real hockey game !!!

[@FusionEXE]

Canada is just Russia without the Slavness

[@ningyo3371]

he's gotta try the poutine as well!

[@Miranox2]

@@FusionEXE And more sorry.

[@novemberdezember4133]

Why Chernobyl is a country: has Border, police, Shops, very good nuclear system, roads, visitors, people, river, fun park.. What else do you need to accept it as a country?

[@Merlin191]

Own government, lead by strong western spies, as every other real slavic country, Well, except Russia.

[@PabloRojas_01]

An army 😨

[@poorchava]

I'd probably argue about that nuclear system being good...

[@i-refuse-to-set-a-username]

@@PabloRojas_01 Germany doesn’t have an army after WW2 and it’s a country

[@PabloRojas_01]

@@i-refuse-to-set-a-username I didn't say anything about Germany...

[@Wolf_Khain]

Germany: "Unless you work here, you don't feel like you belong here:" Thats the point.

[@Metazolid]

Bestätigt.

[@harryw5622]

Ich Liebe Arbeite

[@angriboi]

Even as a German, you don't feel like you belong here unless you have a job.

[@Wolf_Khain]

@@angriboi very true. You'll have the feeling of being an outcast and everybody looking down at you with disgust, which they do.

[@noilick]

This is like hearing a Greek immigrant from Germany. 🤣

[@MicukoFelton]

As a Bulgarian I'm proud of our high Slavic rating.

[@rtservice6858]

Bulgaria has 10 Slav rating

[@fubuki908]

indeed, and it was the city where I live, so +respect for Boris

[@yeahweburnstuff]

As a non-Bulgarian I LOVE Bulgaria! Waiting to move back ASAP!!

[@Борислав-Симеонов]

България!!!!!!!

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

as a finn i'm releaved of our low rating, nothing against slavs, just feeling a bit of *cough* nordic supremesy right now *cough* (joking, of course)

[@TimeSong426]

I would say come to America but I have a feeling just entering our airspace would cause Boris to spontaneously combust

[@filmandfirearms]

Not to mention that he would probably be seriously called a spy

[@EzraM5]

Hell, he'd turn to ashes where I live.

[@deltasexual8251]

"Spontaneousium Combustium!"

[@cheeki-breeki4207]

America is shit

[@asherreclaimer5026]

Let me put it this way, I would not be worried about boris If he came to America, but rather, Id be worried about America.

[@hrisihristova8601]

The most slavic countries by far: 1#-Russia inf/10 2#-Poland 9.6/10 3#-Bulgaria 9.5/10

[@roberttwardowski9711]

We try not be very slavic

[@ukasz8631]

@@roberttwardowski9711 Ironic

[@stefanmilosevic8899]

Serbia is 8.0

[@roberttwardowski9711]

Is it an honor to be slavic ?

[@gingrin6289]

@@roberttwardowski9711 Well, a tree without roots is a dead tree. It is an honor to be part of any culture. The Arabs are proud to be Arab, the Turkic are proud to be Turkic, the Germans are proud to be German, so on. It is definitely not a shame to be Slavic in any case...

[@TheDankSavage]

When walking around the streets, the more people act like they are in a GTA game, the more slav the country is.

[@alexandero9936]

Correct, surprisingly correct

[@yani1343]

agreed

[@cristhianramirez6939]

A GTA game set in Russia is needed right now

[@danikisikan9821]

Yeah. Gta 4 was so popular they made Russian people a real thing

[@alexandero9936]

@@danikisikan9821 Niko is Serbian

[@TheSecretStone]

As a Russian living in Norway, I literally almost died of laughter at that "no" XD It's so true, no slavness here what so ever XD

[@comradekenobi6908]

The Background is what made it funny lol

[@K-E-R-M-I-T]

Yep not very slav here

[@Alan-pv2bi]

@MissySecret I want to add a 👍 but do not want to add to the 4:20 that you have

[@JusticeGamingNY]

Yes no slav very nordic Odin good

[@smoore8552]

@Jørgen Johansen Agreed

[@DanY-mj4gl]

"ah yes the country with four seasons of fall" i fuckin died lmao

[@vincem3748]

Boris literally says that in his original Estonia video. The four seasons of Estonia: autumn, fall, осень, and sügis 😂

[@PureRushXevus]

*me, a Norwegian seeing Norway* "Oh, what's it gonna be-.. oh."

[@AceYoPro]

Han tar ikke feil da xD landet vårt er for fint til å være slavisk lol.

[@spradebass4964]

@@AceYoPro bare vent noen år du!

[@ihateeverything3972]

Norway only has very good... Drugs. Yeah that's really it, yall must have a chemistry lab on every corner.

[@PureRushXevus]

@@ihateeverything3972 uh... wouldn't know lol

[@snowjix]

@@PureRushXevus Im not sure if he means drugs as in narcotics or drugs as in perscription medicine from the pharmacy. So confusing that drugs are used to describe both fo these.

[@derblaue]

Though germany isn't realy slav it's still the origin of adidas

[@liviaclaire]

Adidas with only 3 stripes, though. Not enough 😂😂😂

[@w.d.gaster8722]

Romania isn't either, but here we are just getting fuck from everywhere so, hey Russia it has been the big bro for such a long ass time so fuck it, we are Slavic who cares

[@Jeansowaty]

Germany used to be a Slavic country before those Western spies have killed Polabians and Sorbians off.

[@71CommodoreGSE]

@@Jeansowaty I have sorbians in my family, they are still around in Lusatia.

[@Jeansowaty]

@@71CommodoreGSE That's so awesome! I instead had Polabian Slavs in my family as far as 1700-something :)

[@byzanti-knithi8464]

Borrislavia isn’t even on the scale, that is how Slavic it is

[@FusionEXE]

As a citizen of Borrislavia, i can say this is a very slav country.

[@hughjass1976]

Bc the list is places he's visited, he's from Borislavia

[@MalaysiasHarimau]

@@hughjass1976 he is the president of borislavia

[@LilTachanka]

no is because boris dont want you to know where he lives, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@hughjass1976]

@@MalaysiasHarimau and the majority of counties require you to live in the place to be head of state, no?

[@dbfz_swaggur2437]

As a Lithuanian, I am honored to hear we got such a high rating, when you come here in summer, all people are cooking outside is shashlik

[@suxyho]

i love the smell of the meat frying and i eat it with rice and silkes

[@mrtrollnator123]

Is shashlik like shish kebab?

[@yurkofess3825]

Well, at winter too - been there, done that 🤣

[@redlion45]

@@mrtrollnator123 yes

[@mrtrollnator123]

@@redlion45 cool

[@Agitated_Alien]

Boris: "there is not much to do in Slovakia" Me, a Slovakian person: YOU ARE.....not wrong...

[@timm5478]

yes there is nothing to do... even in capital lol

[@NeOCsati]

There's nothing other than Hungarian, German, and common slavic things

[@marekmamojka1066]

same, this country is so boring

[@mentiquebakabila4254]

Isn’t every Eastern European country?

[@vaclav_fejt]

Well, there are the mountains. Can I appropriate those, since I'm half Slovak?

[@smiesznywalenty658]

I never thought i'd see that and im trully grateful for it: Boris drinking Tyskie in the middle of Warsaw at night. Cheers from Poland

[@ravgn]

You know? Warsaw is a badass name for a country

[@jaquestrap]

@@ravgn city*

[@papermacheapple5986]

@@jaquestrap capital*

[@zwinnytygrys9865]

@@ravgn Well, there is city POLAND of the middle of Pacific Ocean

[@ЕдилАвмедовски]

D4C Love train

[@barberiusz6119]

Boris: Gives 9.6 on slavo meter me: We were so close to perfection...

[@belebt8190]

Więcej monopolowych trzeba !!

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@belebt8190 I tańszą wódkę

[@Ailwynn]

9.5 here. I'm disappointed in our slavness levels.

[@ewelinag1612]

@@Ailwynn Yeah. polak węgier dwa bratanki. Nawet u borysa XD

[@alanthewizz_0843]

*were

[@eduardopujol7111]

Hey Boris, my county Cuba might not be Western European but we are the Slavs of the Caribbean 😂

[@mateuszbartosik1507]

It makes me wanna visit Cuba :D

[@ChromeXk]

having visited Cuba many times while I was working on a cruise ship, you are certainly not wrong! Nice place.

[@clutteredchicagogarage2720]

As a Pole, I was very pleased to see old Polish-manufactured Fiat 126p cars in Havana. Amazing. I took a taxi, and my Cuban cab driver had a degree in physics and computer engineering from MGU and spoke Russian. I've studied both Russian and Spanish, and it was awesome to meet a cab driver who spoke exceptional Russian and also English (and obviously Spanish). The guy won a Cuban national award for computer engineering in the 1980s, but then he discovered that he could make more money driving tourists around in his cab than he could by working as a computer engineer. So look, Cuba has cab drivers who speak Russian. Polish Fiat 126p cars on the street. Plenty of cheap beer, and lots of high-rise concrete buildings. It is the most-slavic country in the western hemisphere!

[@MarieAvora]

I love how the gopnik Lithuanian school he pointed to is literally the best high school in the country

[@Ulvetann]

I thought it was a factory processing lice-juice...

[@denji7556]

@@Ulvetann fortunately it ain't

[@Edgarausaa]

Now it look much better actually lol

[@Alessandro_Berlusc]

Looks like a inner city hs in Chicago

[@hyumaru.mp6]

"this wast the least slav country i have ever visited" *Norway:* Also: "Slavness, I did not see any in England." *literally an adidas store to the right*

[@TheHaugisMaister]

Im norwegian, and i own two pair of tracksuits 👌😎

[@snowjix]

@@TheHaugisMaister you will be banished.

[@hyumaru.mp6]

@@TheHaugisMaister man of culture.

[@flopjul3022]

@@snowjix to the slav mobile with him

[@gilangmk2328]

0/0: No

[@Niko_P_Iskanius]

Finland deserves some extra points for being the homeland of the "three stripes" brand. Karhu made the three stripes brand before Adidas, Adidas just bought it in the 1950's for around 50000 Finnish marks and two bottles of whiskey xD

[@wxl2562]

I wouldn't say so much the "three stripes brand" but I do agree. As neither company now takes recognition as being the "three stripe brand" - Adidas may have bought the possible trademark and used it as a selling mark. But it now seems to be something anyone can use. As well seems to just be what people know Adidas for, although both companies now have an actual trademark logo. I think I know more people that remember Adidas for their "pot leaf" logo - or as some older folk call it, but I mostly buy it for the quality and branding. Rather the three stripes. I respect Karhu as I do Adidas quite a bit - but hopefully we can come to an understanding, that Nike is western rubbish.

[@wxl2562]

I did have a good laugh though that the founder of Adidas was willing to purchase the three stripe design patent for cash, as well, whiskey. Two bottles of whiskey. Nothing classier than that.

[@Chewee394]

Finland also made the better mosin nagant

[@winterwinter7505]

...and Boris havent seen Vaasankatu in Helsinki either...

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@Chewee394 you forgot the gun that inspired the P A P A S H A 4 1

[@daykaan6728]

As a German i feel very confident about that score 🤣

[@the_guy_that_asked]

Same

[@povilzem]

"Almost as good as Poland." I'm happy with that.

[@adam-vn2vw]

Which country?

[@povilzem]

The one that's been almost as good as Poland for the last 600 years, Lithuania.

[@adam-vn2vw]

@@povilzem Greetings from Poland

[@povilzem]

@@adam-vn2vw Szczęść boźe

[@corvy2823]

@@povilzem tak, ale tera wszyscy Polacy będą się gotować ze hur dur polska wielka Boris lubi

[@zibbz80]

Latvians: "We're not slavs, we're baltic!" Latvians: *More slav than Slavland (Slovakia)*

[@Binglesnoober]

The Best Part about living here is the kvass.

[@scootergrant8683]

Uamee helps with the rating.

[@Fankas2000]

Well 1/4 of the country is made of Russians so...

[@kekfoundation]

jā

[@YourLocalMairaaboo]

Baltic with heavy german and slavic influence. Thank the Litvonians and Russians.

[@Spinosaur_32]

We really need "Balkans: countries review"

[@endershadow1912]

Yes

[@cedevito7421]

Tako je

[@_0_restart_0_]

Така треба

[@JuanPablo-lt3us]

He already reviewed half of then

[@da5904]

YES!!

[@nemrtvi4549]

As a dude who has lived in Slovakia for many moons, I agree think the teleporting juice would have given Slavookya at least an 8. :)

[@retrowave762]

Ukraine should get an automatic 10 because they have Chernobyl and Pripyat

[@shupp6267]

the time for beer has passed, the slav's work must be done

[@exudeku]

So does the neighboring Belarus

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@exudeku YES

[@lirk7327]

@@exudeku For sure, bruh!

[@ComradeMoyer_-Tankmaster496-]

You forgot they also have makers of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

[@vilunki09]

Everyone else when arriving to the country: What a beautiful place. Let’s check out some cool shops, landmarks and restaurants. Boris: It all depends on the prize of the beer and the amount of shashlik in the country.

[@Bigtigerr4774]

Dont forget the majonez, key feature of slav country heritage

[@ChairmanMjau]

I agree with Boris! :D

[@TrickyTrickyFox]

I mean, that is my usual travel strategy

[@vilunki09]

@@ChairmanMjau mee too

[@Vladd0r]

The guy in Slovakia casually stealing a bike, im dead xD

[@Roman-gy7pr]

I would be surprised if there wasn't someone trying to steal a bike

[@zdenekdanko4729]

I'm sure he lost the key to the lock. if he steals, he does it with hydraulic pliers. And that bike is not very valuable to steal it in public. 😉

[@shikudaci]

Im from Slovakia and its normal we have even slav in name of country

[@zdenekdanko4729]

@@shikudaci akože bežne kradneš? 😲

[@fermentingdragon]

@@zdenekdanko4729 akože sa bežne kradne

[@randomsprite7515]

I lived in England my whole life and my family is Polish so thanks for a really good rating and plus England has many Eastern European stores and Polish Bakeries (karpaty) across Yorkshire.

[@mollymcdade4031]

The UK might not be organically Slav, but I like to think we have enough international culture that you could happily live a Slav lifestyle if you wanted to

[@mrtrollnator123]

The amount of polish stores I see in here is staggering

[@tommcewan7936]

@@mollymcdade4031 definitely. Even my local Nisa recently started stocking Doctor's Sausage! (Not GOST standard, though)

[@captainmacmelon4112]

As a representative of poland we accept your offer as marking us a solid 9.6 slavic points

[@dariopaciello4216]

Niech zyje polska

[@maciej8914]

POLAND STRONK!

[@nightvisitor6079]

@@Mrcoffe-xw8gz Haha, racja :D

[@d0stawca]

Agreed!

[@jetamtskheta]

Polska może! I want to visit your country so much but fking coronavirus

[@donaldotrumpu2069]

"You see colorful people", while a guy trying to saw a bikelock LOL

[@craftah]

That's the joke

[@dexus6549]

In one of the most visited places in Slovakia Bratislava Castle

[@RealAugustusAutumn]

More like "coloured people"

[@mrvwbug4423]

For a second there I thought it was downtown Denver haha

[@teodze3432]

Based and redpilled Boris

[@vincenzomarinov3404]

As a Bulgarian slav, living in Norway, I dare to say this video is the definition of accuracy itself. Love.

[@БОЯНПРИНОВ]

Нали!

[@youareveryannoying9179]

Bulgarian slav living in Norway

[@niklasvilhelm7247]

Faen i helvete

[@-hyperv2935]

Bulgarians arent Slav,Bulgars are Turkic but they got into the Slav culture too fast when they came to Balkans first(After the First Bulgarian Empire)

[@svetliodoychinov5580]

@@-hyperv2935 The bulgars were most likely a very small minority though so Bulgarians can be considered more slav than russians who are a mix with vikings.

[@ТодорНиколов-ц7в]

As a Bulgarian I feel real proud from that rate.

[@roberttwardowski9711]

Bulgaria is our little brother…

[@ev1799]

As a Lithuanian who's studied in Scotland, I definitely suggest you visit Glasgow, especially the East Side of the city and Paisley. So far the most Slavic experience I've received apart from the Baltic States, Poland and Bulgaria.

[@eeeguba432]

Yeah the scottish mindset is like a rare kind of slavness xd

[@ev1799]

@@eeeguba432 Oh hell yeah. Not always, like there are posh places like Edinburgh that have to be avoided to not get Westernised. Apart from that - fully agreed, their mentality is something different

[@realstrength1379]

As a Polish person who currently studies in Paisley (living in West end of Glasgow) I definitely confim that East Side and Paisley are slav af.

[@derptube2148]

I'd say a lot of places in the UK outside of London and further up north exude varying levels of slavness in their own way. Most of the UK is sad and depressing left crumbling from better decades.

[@miikkalaukkanen1436]

you mix up 'lower class' and slav

[@rakso_poiss8980]

Boris: "Estonia, the country with four seasons of fall" Me, an Estonian: "Ah, he knows us well"

[@antonch.657]

Because he lives in Estonia

[@deathrooster14]

@@antonch.657 Used to live in Estonia.

[@yarpenzigrin1893]

@@deathrooster14 I have an e-residency in Estonia for tax evasion purposes. Wouldn't want to live there though.

[@erebys21]

Tõsi. Praegu aga on Eesti põhimõtteliselt aafrikas.

[@robinsepp7119]

@@erebys21 tõsi

[@randomowy_rolniczeq2336]

"3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible" - Anatoli Diatlov "3.6. Not great, not terrible" -Boris

[@roddevereaux1830]

More like Paul Ritter who died a few months ago of brain cancer...playing Diatlov is a curse

[@khuul]

That Norway reaction woke my whole house up. Thanks!

[@haluz2281]

Actually seeing Czech Republic as a solid 8.5 on slav rating makes me feel proud of my country

[@Doggoslav]

Wasnt it 8.5?

[@haluz2281]

@@Doggoslav true, fixed, ty

[@MarianoGrande1]

toe haluz

[@Kolopo-ev6dx]

me too

[@scenicdepictionsofchicagolife]

Polska 9.6 xaxaxaxa 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[@TheTrytix]

I'm just sitting here: "Wonder what he'll say about Norway." And Boris goes: "...No." And moves on to the next. XD Knew it would be ranked low, considering how non-Slavic it is, but Jesus. XD

[@arvalb0]

ye, in one video he was in sweden and rated the store, not included in video

[@curom6593]

Yeah... Was kinda sad about that as at least in my area most of it looks like it belongs in eastern europe, but I suppose it's not that visible to visitors. I usually find it funny how trashy Norway looks considering it's international reputation.

[@SilverSicle]

@@curom6593 no

[@thearctic7919]

@@curom6593 no

[@ubeii]

@@curom6593 no

[@idontcare3315]

Boris, come to Brazil. PS: Bring a Tank, streets aren't safe.

[@breahd5283]

He not need tank HE IS GOPNIK TANK

[@KroltanMG]

Did you mean: South Hemisphere Slavland?

[@muladasilva]

Boris, come to Brazil.

[@jesuschristus1082]

We will.

[@capitão_paçoca]

Brazil has the internal confilict of uncertainty about the gloriousness of the nation that many slavic countries have.

[@werturn3139]

3:14 as a person from finland there is actually a restaurant called Saslik at Neitsytpolku 12, Helsinki. It has been there since 1972 and the reason you didn't find was, because the restaurants name is Saslik and not shashlik.

[@philtkaswahl2124]

"Not great, not terrible." I know that's a Chernobyl meme, but that reminds me so much of those Finnish TV commercials for food some Finn internet friends showed me that seemed to be built on the theme of "Finnish life is miserable, stoic, and hardcore."

[@ZGryphon]

Finns dealing with the export market know what their national brand is. :)

[@robinoswald]

8.5 points of slavness to the Czech Republic Me: *proud Czech noises*

[@melone3631]

Poland gets second and a 9.6, beat only by the motherland itself Me: *extreme proud Polish noises*

[@ilzebolzane6402]

@@melone3631 Latvia gets third and a 9.1, beat only by Poland and the motherland itself Me: *extreme proud Latvia noises*

[@melone3631]

@@ilzebolzane6402 didnt Bułgaria get a 9.5?

[@adamkubovciak3919]

je to tak bratře

[@ivnnamrlvn1143]

@Евгений у политиков приступ весенний был, сейчас выборы пройдут и норм будет

[@pikonak7942]

1:21 Spain 2:18 Czech Republic 2:59 Finland 3:40 Latvia 4:20 Norway 4:25 Hungary 5:16 Bulgaria 6:02 Germany 6:27 Estonia 7:09 Lithuania 7:54 Poland 8:40 Belgium 9:22 Slovakia 10:17 England 10:43 Russia

[@DaanSleegers]

Except The Netherlands :(............(My country )

[@ButtFucker3000-b9o]

@@DaanSleegers snap ook niet waarom hij ons er niet bij had gezet, hij is er volgensmij wel geweest

[@dammitrune]

@@DaanSleegers same im so bummed out

[@emanuelcorlat7261]

where romania

[@adryannthedefender701]

@@emanuelcorlat7261 O să facă o vizită în curând. Doar a spus la urmă.

[@martinrusev3502]

As a Bulgarian, getting such a high rate from the Slav King is an honor.

[@DaewooLanos2001]

boris should visit Australia. Is like backwards Russia

[@bury_the_elite65294]

New Zealand is more slav, because they have more snow. Especially the South Island. And NZ has more Ladas, & cheap (but very good) beer, lemon & paeroa soft drink, orange roughie, and pavlovas (kiwi fruit/passionfruit ones). Oh, and the unofficial religion is rugby football... Australia probably has more gopniks ("bogans" or "eshays") than NZ, though - mainly in the outer suburbs of capital cities.

[@Ganvy]

You mean like russia but upside down?

[@mitch_sorenstein]

Is like Russia but upside down

[@arma3koth290]

@@bury_the_elite65294 australia is more slav, you get arrested for criticizing politicians

[@punishedpinecone4772]

@@arma3koth290 yep. this is a fascist dictatorship. i hate living here mate

[@Alpha.Phenix]

Bulgaria: 0.1 less score than Poland. ''It is...acceptable.''

[@christos.5302]

sort of.

[@stanislavdonev2431]

NO!

[@mrgoldengraham027]

@Jerry Baton get bulgar 😈

[@kronos_1337.]

Добре е

[@piotrek1955]

Poland best

[@wader320]

“Rating of 3.6 not great, not terrible.” Life of Dyatlov

[@mattn.8279]

хахахха glad somebody got that reference lol

[@supersimon126]

Cooking with Dyatlov: How to make chernobyl chebureks. First we must conduct a safety test of our kitchen appliances.

[@robloxboi21alt59]

I g e t i t

[@StrikerEureka85]

i got it too!

[@creepermyeeper]

7:52 THANK YOU BORIS

[@Metallioid]

i have been a fan of boris for many years, and its still just as good Edit: WHY IS IT 666 LIKES

[@ladathebandit6248]

Yes, i love country review, gaming, cooking and slav lifestyle content from him, i learned a lot about slavic culture

[@furygaming2832]

Me too

[@jokubasvanagas3174]

"I have been a fan of Boris for a long time now, but nowadays the quality of his videos has degraded to just as good and blyatiful as it ever was"

[@FusionEXE]

And i three

[@gopnik_soldieryt7377]

I have liked Boris since I first saw him and now I really love the Slavic culture

[@ohdeerheavens]

"Trust me, I am Boris." A solid evidence. I trust you fully

[@mrsaitou-kun1212]

Opa! :P

[@ivanpetrov9230]

As much as bank of Nikolay!

[@rafaelalodio5116]

No further proof needed

[@blueberry_artz5740]

Trust Boris with every cell in our bodies

[@fabianski987]

AS A POLISH PERSON THIS IS EPIC

[@isuperkajak7620]

POTWIERDZAM , dobrze ze do bydgoszczy nie pojechal

[@thomasnihil4878]

Tak to jest.

[@AutumnMochi95]

Here's to hoping that Boris can someday visit Southeast Asian countries 🥺🥺🥺

[@freeman10000]

Gopnik qualities of China: Squatting, cheap alcohol, public drinking, shashlik (Chinese version of), squatting, lots of apartment buildings, lots of empty apartment buildings, squatting, next to Russia, questionable cars, sleeping in public, cheap tracksuit knock offs and finally squatting.

[@JesusPwnsYa1]

9:55 "In streets you can see, ah, colourful variety of people." had me crack up. wtf... you just casually filmed a guy stealing a bike? xD

[@yakovtsoi402]

jesus pawns you

[@TminusH]

average day in slovakia

[@Stokanajug]

Tf you mean, that's super normal in slav lands

[@Christmasko]

Welcome in Slovakia XD

[@notarobotto]

These bikes are called free bikes

[@tacoss10]

Poland has more potholes on a single road than the moon has craters

[@obemer7236]

I can confirm.

[@avo-0665]

I confirm

[@rakszy]

Confirm

[@zjemcikapcie1914]

Confirm

[@tacoss10]

@@zjemcikapcie1914 nie jec mi kapci

[@vimanjo9801]

Sees Norway “oh blin my country on list” “No” Me: «What the blin we have 17 quadrillion brands of vodka»

[@tomkeller3905]

Too beautiful to be slavic 😩

[@thisguyishisface370]

@@tomkeller3905 too expensive*

[@roberto5455]

a no one from slavic country can afford even 1 of them :P

[@Nordkrafts]

they literally cost 17 quadrillion kopki each

[@emilh5477]

Allthough true that the slav can't afford the vodka in Norway , the Norwegian can afford the slav lifestyle here LUL

[@Y2Knostalgia2000]

4:31 *bus casually drives in river*

[@muhammadrizqanilmi1301]

And then followed by a navy convoy consisted of 4 warships

[@Radio.Raptor]

Norway: "no" Even Germany has a higher score! 🤣

[@b.benjamineriksson6030]

Very accurate review. No slavness in Norway. Very Western-European.

[@majorhommy]

@@eeeby_deeby There are many slavs and brought by them slav culture there. Pretty sure that there are russian / polish district of cities.

[@emperorpalpatine7417]

I live in norway 😒

[@eeeby_deeby]

@@emperorpalpatine7417 I feel sorry for you but then again I live in England

[@lakeck4656]

cheap alcohol in germany makes the 2 of 10

[@InquisitorMatt]

When you were describing Poland, it was like describing Wisconsin.

[@ice711real]

I live in Wisconsin I would say it's not nearly as Slav as Poland maybe a 2/2.5

[@InquisitorMatt]

Constant road construction- check Cheap beer - check Bars/liquor stores on every street (usually next to a church) - check You. Can come by boat/car/train/plane z check Tons of Polish immigrants/descendants - check Mayonnaise is plentiful and not an uncommon condiment (ranch is more popular but still in the same vein) -check I could go on but I think it could be in the 4-5/10 area.

[@kryst206]

@@InquisitorMatt cheap beer !== good beer plenty mayones !== good mayones(rly try our polish mayones you will not regret it bro);

[@AlmdudlerSpacniok]

@@kryst206 Winiary or Kielecki

[@kryst206]

@@AlmdudlerSpacniok I am Winiary guy :D

[@JoeSmith-sl9bq]

I can feel the Latvians fuming over being determined as Slavs, which is typical Slav behaviour and thus makes them more Slav.

[@RyhoLV]

viņi vienkārši sapīpējušies šņabi

[@realdude332]

We are slavs :D

[@ugnes.599]

I am a simple Lithuanian- I see a fellow Latvian, I like

[@ansisxd6073]

As a Latvian I personally don't really mind

[@firstsin2090]

I'm Latvian as Latvian can be, found this hilarious and accurate. Boris knows his stuff.

[@tzatzikiv812]

This has to be the greatest video I've seen all year. I had no idea I needed this. >_

[@creatinerd]

Boris about Germany: ,,Shit is expensive" Meanwhile cashier in German supermarket: ,,Ok, that's 16 pounds of pig. That'll be 1,39€, please."

[@Neonblutx]

Lidl und Aldi Qualität :D

[@reski8661]

@D_Dagger wait.. 30 dollars off 1,39 euro?

[@Neonblutx]

@@reski8661 something doesn't quite sum up xD

[@eier5472]

@D_Dagger I read that food is generally a bit more expensive in the Netherlands, but people there have higher average wages than in Germany

[@creatinerd]

@@mantazaszaidzia4076 as a person, you can say both, but on the package of the meat it'd say the weight in grams or kilograms

[@NorwayballAnimations]

Sees Norway Boris: "No" Me: **TRIGGERED**

[@chrisea]

@Byzantine Empire Russian love stuffed grape leaves tho XD

[@boknboknbokn]

Sad moment.

[@user-nk5es9iy8i]

There is absolutely nothing Norway does better than other European countries than scenery. That's all Norway has, scenery and clean air. Other than that its the most expensive country in Europe, boring and *extremely* regulated. Not only the worlds most expensive beer, but your speeding tickets are absolutely insane (the highest fines in the world), but you put mass murderes in prison for only 21 years, lol give me a fucking break... Oh and your nightclubs close as early as 3 at night, do you Norwegians just hate having fun?

[@sanayatau]

@@user-nk5es9iy8i 1. If you don't want to pay the fine for speeding, don't speed. 2.) the sentence is called "forvaring", meaning they're sentenced to 21 years, every 5 year after that the prisoner is reviewed and if he is still deemed a danger to society, he will stay in for another 5 years.

[@patluegas1089]

@@user-nk5es9iy8i our prison system is one of the best tho. People normally dont repeat crimes here

[@CallMeElwis94]

Kalashnikov shaped bottle of vodka had me in tears. This is pure Russian 9000 IQ move right there.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

original Kalashnikov Vodka!

[@harm-reduction]

it costs around 11k-15k roubles cant see clearly the number on video so its around $200 for such gift-vodka item dunno tho where he found that gem lol and how

[@MaraMara89]

I have seen smaller version in Poland xD we really are similar in many aspects ;)

[@FunnyWalrusChannel]

@@harm-reduction Those are actually pretty easy to find in regular alcohol stores, but in smaller volumes, but that's just cool looking stuff that don't cost their price. Finlania, absolute, russian standart, чистые росы (clear dew) are far more better, and cost around the same 500 - 1000 roubles.

[@CartmanVlaams]

Already saw AK and grenades shaped vodka bottle in france almost 10 years ago and it wasn't even that expensive, 100ish €

[@simp993]

As a Polish, i'm very proud that Boris rate our country as 9,6. Keep it great slavic bro!

[@youtube_user420]

this is the only channel that hasn't become shit with popularity

[@aarepelaa1142]

But it still changed. Not like bad or anything to change. Also there are other channels that are still good, like draegast hasn't changed much.

[@fryloc359]

High Boi and Garage 54 are a few others

[@tbw7149]

I'm from poland and and i'm pround of my country scoring impressive 9.6 on boris scale slavness. god bless

[@szlacha4]

We are not so different than Russians.

[@hastur-thekinginyellow8115]

Poles are still apart of the Slavic heritage though. I'm an American with half-Polish/half-Russo heritage.

[@davefred]

you shouldn't be

[@gamergaming5786]

@@davefred why? they are allowed to be proud of their country...

[@davefred]

@@gamergaming5786 There's nothing prideful about being a slav...

[@Verienn]

"Go to Czech republic instead?" *angry Slovak noises*

[@gustawpichinny4740]

he was obviously joking

[@Kolopo-ev6dx]

@@gustawpichinny4740 of course he didn't! :D

[@vaclav_fejt]

Only in Slovakia I was greeted with a platter of apricot brandy shots and got hammered very quickly - and I've only met the host for the first time.

[@TheoEvian]

@@vaclav_fejt Seems you did not take part in a fašank in Moravia :D You can get the Slovak treatment amongs Czechs too if you do folklore. And the Czech treatment among Slovaks too because they tell you that your folklore is just a worse version of theirs :D

[@vaclav_fejt]

@@TheoEvian True, it was purely incidental. I'm Bohemian and not a party animal.

[@alexandergoodleaf7352]

I love how you laughed at the navy chasing a buss in the river that was amazing 👏

[@vladimirrubstein5297]

Boris: Rates countries by slavness Me: Travels to ukraine Me: "Is this not slav?"

[@годгев]

When the country is corrupted and from Eastern Europe, you can't get lower than 8 on the boris-o-slavmeter. A lot of people emigrate either to the capital, or abroad and leaving young people with knowledge, who are important for the country, also leaving back their hometown and the country starts having demographic desserts, where the civilization is decreasing every year. The realness of these countries is really bad.

[@borschtisgud]

@@годгев Indeed. man i wish this could just end with a happy ending i wish africa was finally in a good condition too mate man the world's police barely even has any power

[@0ldCat]

Ukraine is pretty slav, probs would pull a solid 8.5 or 9. Boris just never got around to visiting it. It's on his travel bucket list, along with Belarus. Belarus has to be 9.5 or 10 😸

[@jesuschristus1082]

Ukraine and poland and latvia and lithuania and estonia are Definition of western spy.

[@MrCrazyeyes07]

He’s never visited the Ukraine on this channel

[@IAmBael]

I was going to go with "Finland - 3.6, not great, not terrible" as my favourite thing ever, but as a Swede, I have to choose "Norway... No" 🤣

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Dude Sweden is the same except more immigrants

[@MinaeVain]

As a Finn I also find the Norway 0 to be my favourite 😂

[@orth0man]

I was heart broken, da blin you havend tried our kvass blin! Well im the only one who buyes it, everyone is western spies

[@Draclord35]

@@goatmansasquatch1485 less lamb meat, less interesting music (I know the swedes will disagree on that one), less heroin addicts. More forests. Less mountains. No oil. Eh... It's a bit different!

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

@@Draclord35 Nah dude there’s way more good music since there’s double or triple as many Swedes making it. Less oil - less money less benches to squat on. Less heroin addicts yeah even more blonde drunk girls to take home with hell yeah. Forest , mountains who cares give me gray blocks, a random stairway in the middle of nowhere and abandoned factory to look at while eating semechki I’m good

[@gemmaweber4115]

I’m so proud Poland is so high on the ranking 😭😭 thank you for the honour!!

[@jetmaster2315]

POLSKA JEST NAJWYŻSZYM KRAJEM SŁOWIAŃSKIM KURWA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[@jamateusz9621]

polska gurom

[@SeatLeonMK2]

i love poland

[@text862]

zgadzam się

[@michasledzinski8895]

remember that Poland is one of the only countries where you can buy very high % alcohol in gas stations, truly a SLAVIC EXPERIENCE

[@stalkerentertainment3671]

Just like my Geiger counter, the scale for slavness in Russia ticks out of the scale.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye sta

[@Xpomocoma202]

Ahh yes my favorite: Most famous channel with 37k subs

[@whitetsar1671]

Boris will never lose his touch. And I hope he never shows his identity or where he lives so it will be a mystery till the end of time.

[@romemaster]

dosnt he live in estonia?

[@BoatMotor-1st]

Slavland Gopnikcity 69 Adidas alley

[@purokujunior4720]

He said he goes to his cousin from St. Petersburg. :O

[@DankPromathia]

@@purokujunior4720 I was wondering if I was the only one that caught that. I think there was something else that suggested that in the video where they cooked (*drank) all night in the snow.

[@eier5472]

He now lives in St Petersburg, but before he probably lived somewhere in the woods of Estonia

[@-Raylight]

"This is Norway" "Dear GOD *"There's nothing more"* *_"NO"_*

[@kamilpiotrowicz248]

Norway? More like: No Way

[@romemaster]

norway is like a bucket: filled with nothing

[@ps1mrbean838]

As a norwegian, this is true.

[@AyBlyatLulamoon]

Probably becuase its like the most expensive country.

[@rRekko]

@@AyBlyatLulamoon not only alcohol is very expensive, but it's one of the least slavic countries out there.

[@erics2305]

I'm currently in Budapest, and on one day I saw a girl squatting next to the entrance of the shopping mall. But it was a one-time thing, and it was in one of the few neighborhoods where there are high rise blocks. So I think you are correct with your rating.

[@Shaved_Bunny]

The more you go outside the capital city..the more you see my friend

[@Freakinger81]

Germany is the land of Adidas, that should give us few more points

[@Chamieiniibet]

Fair point.

[@chultae1232]

Adidas, Bier, Butterbrot, Mercedes, BMW, Audi

[@SpicyFiur]

We also have schaschlik

[@theredestbull]

@@SpicyFiur well, half the country has, the other says gesundheit to that

[@Dirge_For_November]

Adidas and Puma were started by feuding brothers. *Dassler Brothers Feud*

[@simoneseman4504]

Norway: exists Boris: *No.*

[@Wayoutthere]

Wonder what Boris would think of.....Sweden *puke*

[@arvalb0]

@@Wayoutthere in one video he was there, just said the potato is expensive

[@AyeGee721]

I feel like Finland was cheated out of this. Helsinki is hardly the cultural experience for Finnishness or Slavness. Go north. You will find your Slav answers there.

[@clintwestwood3046]

Same with Germany. Berlin is mostly westernized. but the former east Germany outside of Berlin is still slavic in many places

[@Dimetropteryx]

True for the Helsinki city center, but the greater Helsinki region is the most Slav part of the country. No part represents Finnishness by itself.

[@user-ot8wl7oh9s]

Boris probably go to the most part popular/represented of the country and judge it from there it is pretty fair imo tho you could told him to go an obscure part of the country and he probably wont bother to judge it as the country whole slavness

[@tankette_fin]

Going to the countryside would also give a pretty good experience

[@AyeGee721]

@@-_pi_- not really. Finland has always been culturally related to Russia as well as sharing a larger border. That’s why sometimes it’s considered an Eastern country too.

[@thomasdurant7907]

Here after recent events, trying to remember better times. Thank you.

[@leolange4417]

Fun fact: the name of the city of „Berlin“ is actually slavic.

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

What does it mean originally?

[@shouryajitbhattacharya2900]

They should remove the er to and make it "Blin", more cheeki breeki, more Slavic

[@leolange4417]

@@Martina-Kosicanka It comes from berlo, which means swamp.

[@simplepointstudio6210]

And Sankt Petersburg is german. Mixing names between countries!

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

@@leolange4417 Thanks for the reply.

[@Stagonas]

I'd appreciate a Boris review of Greece in order to determine our place on the Slav scale. Some people think of us as Europeans, some as middle eastern, some as Balkans...we need an official opinion on the chaos Greece is!

[@mjb6446]

Greece is probably a mixture of all three elements. It's been interacting with all those populations for thousands of years.

[@Roman-gy7pr]

@@mjb6446 Yeah, mostly to get money because their economy is on fire :PepeLaugh:

[@jedemmaludjecu2229]

I'd say 3/10 for Greece because they are poor and are bordering with some of the slavic countries so theres probably some slavic influence

[@raulio81]

Never stop arguing with the Turks about who's more Gypsy and who has stronger sperm, and you'll get that 10 eventually. As a Serb from Montenegro, fighting about things like Serbs from Montenegro being Serbs at all, Kosovo* being part of Serbia or not, to hating (and being hated by) Croats, Boshnjaks, Bosnians, Albanians from Albania, Macedonia* (that asterisk means Northern Macedonia), Kosovo* (that asterisk means So Called Republic of Kosovo), all the way to getting ready to die for mother Russia and theorizing about the ways West and USA will collapse. Enjoy being Slav. :)))))))))))

[@Saintxyx]

Y E S,Especially in athens and thessaloniki where the tracksuits are unlimited

[@cerfreferf6600]

German family goes to a neighboring country to experience true Slavness: Polish Border Guard: Occupation? German Pops: Nein, just visitng.

[@szaka9395]

lol :D

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Fuuuuuuck, dude. That’s dark.

[@cerfreferf6600]

@Certyfikowany Przewracacz Hulajnóg Elektrycznych Sure it's old, like more than 80 years now.

[@cerfreferf6600]

@Certyfikowany Przewracacz Hulajnóg Elektrycznych Nice, I did NAZI that coming.

[@ihcandalucia]

Ich schwöre das ist das beste Video ever produced on KZbin for Entertainment I am as a German i am moved in my heart I am more slav thank i have ever known Peace Genosse Boris

[@randomdude6249]

Still waiting for a visit to Serbia, we have more high rise buildings in Novi Beograd than the whole Eastern Bloc, and holes in the street are so big the whole USSR could fit in them. We don’t have many Ladas though, because everybody knows that Yugo is the OG Slavmobile.

[@bozidarpavlovic989]

Yugo the beast machine

[@blitzblix9455]

how dare you say yugo is slav

[@algogeminus]

**YES**

[@algogeminus]

@@blitzblix9455 yugo is the definition of *slav* . It drives over communist potholes like a *BOSS* .

[@midloran]

No Turkey

[@andrewhrusovsky9426]

When a country named Slovakia gets a 7.2/10 in slavness, you know that you are in for some real slav shit

[@ThePianistONE]

Czechs won once again :D We are just all around better half of Czechoslovakia :D

[@Nadu16]

@@ThePianistONE I was in the Czech Republic for 7 months and I can say it really is

[@vulpix3783]

Poland won with Czech republic hehe

[@jokodrumsguitar]

@@vulpix3783 yeah, because Czech republic is getting more westernized each year.

[@digdug1431]

Boris seems to have forgotten that Slovenia is a slavic country and has no intention to ever visit it...

[@TehCookieLoop]

Romania's gonna be an interesting one, considering that it's a Slav country that speaks Latin.

[@wallachia4797]

You need to work on your humor

[@jantekjantek]

@@wallachia4797 ...and knowledge about Romania.

[@ent1ty_ryd3r_]

We are about half latin , quarter slav and quarter our own thing

[@--NikolA--]

You do realise that Romania isnt slavic, right?

[@jcr5083]

They don't speak Latin, they speak Romanian, which is a romance language related to Latin

[@ralfgroh5967]

Good work, keep it coming Boris! Gotta love it!

[@legorclfactory611]

As a polish man I can approve his words are true, dawaj synu, dobra robota, translate it a Blin

[@Miszter]

Oh Polish brother, greetings from Hungary! :)

[@Frosttythesnowman]

Boris: "I am not a alcoholic" Also Boris: *Drinks every drink in each country.*

[@matejkohout1289]

That doesn't mean he is alcoholic

[@eriksvensson2098]

@@matejkohout1289 Taste tester*

[@yocapo32]

Well, by definition, an alcoholic does nothing to drink all day. Boris is a *functioning* alcoholic, there's a difference.

[@nightelfland1778]

@@yocapo32 in my country, alcoholic means (by law) drinking alcohol every day. Doesn't matter the amount or the actual drink or anything, lol :)

[@MonkeyDLuffy-rr3wl]

@@nightelfland1778 In my country alcoholic means that the person drinks as a habit and if they can't skip their schedule or it causes them difficulty (let it be 2 beers a day or a party at every Friday), then, they're alcoholics.

[@VonThalberg]

me as a Romanian hearing that Boris plans to finally visit Romania in future: "blyat... al these urod ninjas cutting onions around me..."

[@mett1520]

Time stamp pls?

[@DarkyBoy]

@@mett1520 end of the video after Russia

[@aleksandraciprijanovic6968]

Go to Serbia next!!! This is by far the best and most realistic description of these countries:))

[@TashJansson]

Lowkey was expecting this to be sponsored by the Czech Tourism and Leisure Ministry

[@zulu1089]

"3.6, not great, not terrible" I see what you did there comrade Boris ☢️

[@danielraczek9958]

Same thoughts

[@peppi0304]

bruh i swear i didnt read your comment before commenting the same..

[@zanne26]

I think he got that from PPPeter not gonna lie 😂

[@kanekiken345]

Time stamp?

[@m.g.4060]

I dont get it can someone explain?

[@grse.official3272]

In Croatia we have a region litteraly called Slavonia so Boris please come.

[@КириллХристянов-ж6ш]

Two countries on your borders called like this region

[@rag.animations]

@@КириллХристянов-ж6ш we're bordered with SLOVENIA. What is the other one?

[@nesarkwastaken]

@@rag.animations Dalmatia?

[@rag.animations]

@@nesarkwastaken no... Dalmatia is part of Croatia

[@poopshec]

In Croatia we have two regions named after slavs, SLAVonija and MoSLAVina. No regrets :D