Ab*rtion Is Funny? - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Houston, NYC, New Jersey, Portland, Las Vegas, Montreal, Ottawa, Connecticut, Toronto and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@gillesa630]

You're the man!! Can't wait to see your show in Toronto!

[@stickytourbus]

*Oh sure. So you can mock me.* _I’ll bet you want me to sit up front too._ I ain’t fallen for that old trick! 😁

[@bozzy422]

Just checked your schedule - 'berta is only a 4.5h flight from NYC - come to Calgary in winter for the true prairie experience (Q4 2024 or Q1-Q3 2025). We exist btwn Vancouver & Ontario yet you've ignored us like a beta bitch - no beta's in 'berta

[@NeonDeusUnit01]

I think you got the wrong pic for the Rittenhouse pedophile. Joseph Rosenbaum sex offender, Anthony Huber in pic. Honest mistake but feels bad to show his picture with that connotation. Hope you can fix it somehow.

[@ptsrgee]

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[@geekofsteal]

You were on fire this night, Goofrey

[@Bishr2038]

You make stand-up comedy seem too easy. You're a genius, Geoffrey

[@panckreous]

See you tonight at the improv. Very excited

[@sgfreak96]

I laugh just as much at your close out messages as the standup itself

[@EoinCondon]

The closing joke was killer. I couldn’t breathe.

[@xDMG15x]

7:52 - that Tony Johns laugh after he says “i do not have my guitar so…” 😂😂😂

[@aflan9659]

I was so sad to miss this; thanks for uploading even if you used a walkman to record the audio haha

[@thecooljohn100]

This seemed like such a great crowd! Post more of this show please!!❤

[@jeffparisse4202]

My wife and I are celebrating our 36th wedding anniversary at your show tonight at the Hollywood Improv. I KNEW you were going to go far! Break a leg!

[@Tardvark]

*This dude is alpha af*

[@gabrielgreen9883]

This dude is the Alpha over all Alphas. One alpha to rule them all!!!

[@allenthutmacher1412]

I only comment for you. Cause you are killing it. i tell everyone you are my favorite comedian and i can’t wait till you come back to Seattle.

[@Quackalott]

I subbed just because of your sheer modesty while on the crapper. Actually I saw someone elses video short of your pissing on Liberals act in New York an a search then led me here.. It's been a wierd night!

[@psicobassmanecdqemsd]

I had a great time watching that video, it was great. You are on a roll mr. Asmus

[@pnwesty7174]

"Not enough for a scholarship."😂

[@joeygio]

Another killer set of throwaways from Geoff

[@cindyfofi5160]

So good .. this is just as funny as being there was!!! Love u G.!!

[@travisforet1447]

See you on the 11th! Super Pumped about it.

[@babalous7479]

Thanks for the ab workout!!!

[@jawharp9467]

Why shouldn't you throw false teeth at your car? You might denture vehicle!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Oh my

[@SaveTheManuals]

Very good, thank you

[@thunderstruck1392]

playing the trumpet

[@SeorkMaxx]

Taking a shit on the road, you heard of toilets right? Do they have those over there…

[@biuliu7157]

0:45 best thing you said in the show HAHAHA

[@spreadItWide]

...my wicky wicky button. lmfao

[@cindyfofi5160]

You are the best! ❤️

[@brandonwilliams4112]

7:46 Geoffrey's Bert Kreischer impersonation

[@mumbleblade]

"All of you get to vote, isn't that sad?"

[@SD-G]

😮 favorite part of this video is the TRUTH BOMB AT THE END ABOUT WHAT A S-HOLE LOS ANGELES IS! LMFAO!

[@robertlanghorn5721]

Top set, mate!

[@WhoopDereItIsJaJaJa]

Not enough for a scholarship, but enough for a Grant

[@pwrhr]

Neat dude

[@sly1292]

I have family in Charlotte so I am also curious as to the Carolina nonsense those people were trying to slur out when asked about whether there's a cool part of town.

[@gs.a.p.8350]

Invest in levier mic 🎤! Get that sound up to your comedy level! Will be glad to help!

[@christopherstorey1125]

Hilarious

[@sa7ier]

Another one for the algorithm 🎉

[@emperorbingo]

Come to Denver please

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

coming there in the winterrrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@ras_wheat]

Boy u tore this room tf up. Keep it up my boy

[@blockchainprofessor.x]

Tommy Tiehertubervilles, Geoffffreyasmus

[@fathat2261]

I'm so drunk right now

[@ianmackinlay8925]

Nice

[@benarruda5134]

Hilarious!

[@Aaron_Syme]

I am also 15% gay. Don't tell my daddy.

[@Mdjagg]

Can confirm: bought a ticket, went to show, and had a good time!

[@LiterateDuck]

Another absolutely incredible set from a true alpha. Typical Geoff move.

[@waylonrhoads1897]

Never stop!! Be a comedian until your are 97 years old please.

[@johnnycab01]

Did you get new teeth, man? Just commenting for the algorithm. Fly high tiny alpha.

[@funnytastingmilk]

Very good yes come back to sf

[@davidarellano870]

Dude I always take my guitar to the bathroom. Plus you could use the practice lololol I'm kidding I dig your guitar brother

[@nickwilliams7511]

Pretty embarrassing you weren’t playing guitar on the toilet

[@KevinHarper3DArtist]

I like your jokes, have watched a few of your videos but why is your audio always trash

[@TommyLikeTom]

Did Drago die?

[@dreejz]

Wait, what? Alpha's don't poop right?

[@dreejz]

Just kidding, a real one would fling it towards the camera at the end. Will be waiting for your next video.

[@jeffredfern3744]

You can always count on pro-life billboards in towns like Marion, IN or Greenville, TN.

[@KT-pi3zg]

Well Geoffrey you’re developing quite the little gut lately…..

[@billtoll]

Get a travel guitar... suitcase size.

[@abej9790]

Sounds of you taking a dump now instead of guitar playing? Your riffs were not that bad bruh...

[@uhrich11]

If it weren't for the bottomless sadness in your eyes when you brag on yourself I'd really believe you were an actual psychopath....instead of just a hilarious lil teddy bear. Great set once again!

[@TommyLikeTom]

not only is this good comedy, it's interesting on a sociological level. His family has lived there for 200 years and it's the best place he's _ever_ gone? I couldn't have imagined such a character in the USA and it explains so much

[@ryanhanley886]

This was one of your best performances by far, what a great crowd and energy too. Your development is incredible man, I look forward to seeing you get major recognition soon.

[@knaz7468]

I was there! I took notes on how to dominate. It was fantastic.

[@saszablaze1]

Great clips Ripping hard Beards looking good bro, really suits you

[@davidmerrell5561]

I guess we’ll never know the good part of Charlotte 🤷‍♂️

[@Neaterpeter]

Missed opportunity to end your video with notes of your natural instruments while on the toilet

[@OmegaSirusLaVey51]

I see, I like, I comment, I share, I watch again. Lather, rinse, repeat! Tnx for the almost constant dumps of pure d alpha comedy \,,/\,,/

[@psicobassmanecdqemsd]

Was expecting a gastrointestinal riff, not gonna lie,

[@swiftycortex]

When is the KY vid dropping?

[@XxChipsxX]

you DAMN beast

[@TommyLikeTom]

You're an insanely good comedian and I love watching this. It's been now 9 months since I've been banned from comedy venues for something I didn't do off stage. I wake up every day in horror at what my life has become, smoke some expensive weed, and get on with my day.

[@HASHHASSIN]

Cheers from 14 hours away (by plane)..

[@vaterunser3879]

Would be so much better if there would be anything resembling sound quality... Maybe just let an AI read the caption

[@stickytourbus]

*Rudimentary licks, who cares?* _When you turn on your instrument, does it return the favor?_ That’s what is really important. 👍🎶🎸

[@deepspacejazz]

the rittenhouse reference 😄🔥

[@TommyLikeTom]

WTF with the thumbnail

[@1337Tempest]

I was there, that was my buddy who yelled out about hookers lol. Great show

[@slartibartfast7921]

Hicks would be proud.

[@vermiculus3848]

What a shit guitar riff at the end...

[@katdog9786]

K Babe.Careful!

[@Sarajiponte]

What a man

[@capslock9031]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[@cindyfofi5160]

😊

[@misob]

👍👍

[@DexteroExplosion]

o/

[@EmoCowboy.]

Geoffrey this is your father. I'm proud of you. Also the remote isn't working. What's wrong? Love, Dad

[@austinhamm54]

Awesome show, can’t wait for you to come back to the south

[@SagoDave]

Always with the good stuff. Stay strong.

[@ross.neuberth]

Of course you go to Raleigh after I move to the coast. Beta move

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

The coast like Wilmington?

[@ross.neuberth]

@@GeoffreyAsmus little town called new bern. If your in Wilmington I’ll drive down for sire

[@fshwck]

Can't wait until the show

[@LilByrdFly2]

Go get em Geoffrey!!! 💯

[@johnsmith9270]

No guitar - No comment. You know how this game goes bro.

[@himbodevotionals]

EXCITED FOR YOUR SHOW