Why is Joshua and the Promised Land? - Nostalgia Critic

[@Gamerguy-ud1zo]

This was the movie that helped get saberspark’s channel off the ground. You would not believe the crazy foreign animated movies that have been reviewed by Saberspark.

[@jordanhunter3375]

Including two that, sadly, were removed by KZbin for...reasons STRAWINSKY AND THE MYSTERIOUS HOUSE & I think RONAL THE BARBARIAN

[@therealgmhere5988]

That's true.

[@NashTheBlade]

Squirrel and Hedgehog is just pure propaganda based evil

[@thefancydoge8668]

The reanimated collab that they did on the movie was also really cool

[@furydeath]

Then you have dinog pictures

[@equusheart3344]

First Saberspark, then Nostalgia Critic, and now Renegades React? Anymore crossovers and the universe will implode!

[@tayloredwards1675]

What is this, a crossover episode?! 😆

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

10:38-10:50 When they showed some of the scenes of the film, Their first reactions were priceless. They can not even believe that this entire film is actually real.

[@Yojimbo16]

My mom's a huge fan of The Chosen. And my dad told me, "Son if they made a series based on the Bible and it was 100% accurate, it would be rated X"

[@SJ_RANKS]

This makes lawnmower man’s cgi look like terminator 2 or Jurassic park

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

And all the effects of The Mummy Trilogy look a lot less bad than they already are.

[@mrcritical6751]

This makes Food Fight’s animation look like Spider-verse’s

[@jordanhunter3375]

Nate: *holding Nogla doll* WHY ARE YOU NOT WORKING!?

[@RandomManIncorperated]

He Has No Potatoes

[@SJ_RANKS]

This makes exodus gods and kings look like the prince of Egypt

[@jakemetzgar]

Never thought I would say it but yes you’re right

[@sebastianemond5313]

I'll still take Exodus: Gods and Kings over Alien: Covenant and the upcoming Gladiator 2.

[@Shane_Murphy_Hendrickson]

Peter Quill: “I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Joshua and the Promised Land?” Tony Stark: “Yeah, I'll do you one better: Who’s Joshua and the Promised Land?” Drax: “I'll do you one better: Why is Joshua and the Promised Land?”

[@p0laris74yt8]

So happy this either wasn’t’ made yet or at least widely available when I was in elementary, cause GOD, this would be one of those movies I’d completely forget about until I see a clip of it and freak out. Lol.

[@wattsink2009]

Those “mega-churches” clearly didn’t see Godspell or read the gospel according Luke. 🧐 Jesus very clearly said: “no man can be the slave of two masters, therefore no one can worship God and money” “when you do an act of goodwill towards your fellow man, DO NOT announce it with a flourish of trumpets like the hypocrites do in the synagogues and the streets, for I tell you they do it just to win admiration from men” “he who exalts himself shall be humbled, and he who humbles himself shall be exalted”

[@hckingking]

Matthew*

[@DisorientedWanderer]

I've always believed that anyone can believe in what they want as long as they don't inject it into the world around them. I kept my beliefs to myself for a long time because i felt no need to tell the world about it. It was after i got older and saw the bible thumpers raging with the vocal atheists, that I realized just how ignorant this whole thing is. I remain agnostic and say i don't know, but sticking with one rule of the scientific method as my answer, "Unless either side provides physical proof that isn't the other sides lack of proof, then there's no proof and is simply opinion."

[@spartana1116]

Man i haven't seen a drunk review since kangaroo jack

[@PerovNigma]

17:26 Thought for a moment it was gonna be the Happy Birthday song.

[@ultimatetybreaker3467]

Wow, first time I've seen a video look so bad that Nate had to take a swig of something stronger to prepare himself for the experience. XD

[@koopaeliminator4148]

I'm sure at least someone has mentioned that the movie being reviewed here gave a pretty big boost in Saberspark's popularity, and Nate... if you thought THIS movie was bad... oh boy. You outta see some of the other stuff Saber's reviewed.

[@franknova987]

Bringing in the Crystal Skull for this? Oh boi

[@wattsink2009]

To everything that Nate said at the beginning of this video, as practicing Catholic I say: DAMN RIGHT!!! 😎

[@optinate30]

13:34 the disbelief on nate's face as he hears this.

[@jimstrauss189]

I love how you have Dan Aykroyd crystal skull vodka. That is absolutely hilarious!

[@CLDJ227]

I knew this reaction was coming soon the moment Doug uploaded the review of this film 🤣🤣.

[@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99]

I showed a bit of the film from Saberspark's vid to my lil bro years back & called it a "zombie dead movie." Lil guy is right, lmao 💀

[@takkycat]

What drove me away from the church is when the church we went to tied itself to politics.

[@TaylorFanatic69]

can you please react to Johnny vs The Game That Broke Johnny by Somecallmejohnny? I think it's one of his best game reviews. he's a pretty chill and relaxed dude.

[@JoshuaWebbYT]

As someone named Joshua, I apologize on behalf of all Joshuas for this disaster of a "movie".

[@IAmInfinitus208]

Middle names Joshua and I can concur that this does not speak for us!

[@kingofmonsters14]

the first seconds you guys saw it, you were in disbelief.... wow

[@ze-panda]

21:27 Why is the lion hitting the Griddy while chasing the quail😂😂

[@TheDigitalApple]

Discovering this years ago Saberspark was truly an experience.

[@LeaveItToRemm]

I'm personally atheist and I don't want a afterlife for personal reasons but I don't criticize people for believing you can believe what you want let me do the same

[@SnakeArtists]

good thing i'm not the only one that aware god's not dead films exist and only know there were 2 before since i remember finding a dvd collection on walmart of the movie not knowing there were 5 now and i can see why it flopped....

[@erichfiedler1481]

You think that's bad, the Writers of the first two films in that franchise would later direct two movies, the first called Unplanned in 2019 (it's a movie based on a book claiming to be a true story about a woman who is fighting Planned Parenthood for BS reasons), and Nefarious in 2023 (about an atheist psychiatrist who has a chat with a death row image possessed by the titular demon played by the less successful star of Boondock Saints' two leads), definitely shows their quality hasn't changed since writing those first two films in a franchise that should've never been one in the first place. Also the latter film is available to watch here for free on KZbin, and you best be prepared for preachy shit for 90 minutes, people told me to ignore the critics reviews from Rotten Tomatoes and they say it's one of the greatest most underrated films of all time that Hollywood tried to hide, l watched and I never thought I'd side with the critics on a movie this bad, but here we are, and that's coming from someone who will defend Disney's Wish as a fun movie, warts and all.

[@PaulW_ftPAULK]

No! NOO!

[@desmondmalone438]

28:44 same and I’m the older brother in my family

[@autumbreeze1129]

The irony that I'm watching this reaction after the reaction to Saberspark's review😂

[@ninavale.]

You should def take a look at Saber's reanimated version...it's a compillation of different artists and different styles all coming together...and it's just a love letter to creativity and art

[@bitterbites3859]

You should react to Doug walker's first viewing of kangaroo jack

[@Shadow-et9uo]

8:50 hey Nate I dare say to something about me

[@coffeecal1997]

You should watch the re-animated project. It's sooo good!

[@leonardomaranhao2861]

Thanks Nate for reminded me that Promised Neverland Season 2 existed.

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

Get used to that.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Interesting 🤔

[@jonatannoisnorrason3511]

nate your not the only one when i watch this review i was like wtf is this movie is this were all the budget going to die in hell? so i watch all fhe way before i hit the acolyte show to wash away the cringe

[@Impulse001]

12:40 No, is not! Is like with the Cats movie, if actual furries were involved, the models would look good.

[@splat-trainproductions]

This isn’t a furry’s wet dream, it’s a furry’s worst nightmare!

[@jenneacubero1036]

That reminds me, I hope you guys check out Media Mementos one day. Recently, he did a video discussing the Theological side of "Moral Orel".

[@Gambini_93]

46:16 Fire Cleanses Evil

[@TheSpectator7]

Well it's not doing it's job, my eyes are still uncleansed of this animated sin

[@apollo6795]

They are drinking because they knew they were gonna be dead before thos shitstorm was over

[@supremeseregios6810]

I'm early. Ok then. 8:49 For you all.

[@KodaKitten333]

Same

[@A.r.J686]

Thanks Caleb

[@matthewelliott7294]

Thanks Caleb

[@LegitMan335]

The Saberspark Special

[@Gunn3rGuru]

THERE'S 5 GOD'S NOT DEADS? What the fuck?! I just thought there were 2.

[@GhostlySpectral]

you should make a drinking game about this actual movie judging that Nate is drinking a whole bottle of whiskey

[@Nicksterski543]

Funny you mentioned Jeff the Killer, his story was recently rewritten by Pastra.

[@rodolforodriguez4447]

33:15-33:17 The line you have been waiting for.

[@jcj268]

Come on everybody do the whale dance 25:10

[@mifiwi3438]

Oh yeah I remember watching this on Discord with friends and they were begging me to put something else on

[@martinnaiman1999]

10:59 - 11:08 puppet Nogla was no help just like the real Nogla is no help

[@CaptainCat101]

I'll do you one better, Where is Joshua of the Promised Land

[@kylewilson2819]

I'll do you one better: WHY is Joshua of the Promised Land?!

[@averyaustin1]

Oh yeah, this masterpiece. Let’s begin, shall we?

[@reficullorde6003]

Welcome to the Joshua and the promised land train!

[@Arachnoid274]

8:50

[@sarahhiversoeur3759]

I actually highly recommend you watch Saberspark's reanimated Joshua and the Promise Land movie. It's a hella lot better than the original garbage film. I also recommend watching Saberspark's other reviews on terrible animated movies!

[@malachihill8677]

Ready for more scarring animation?

[@infinityzer054]

Religious talk: is thrones a mechanical creature instead of a fleshy one?

[@kylewilson2819]

Ah yes, "Sleep Paralysis Demon: The Movie: Bible Edition"

[@KodaKitten333]

I remember this from saberspark (watch is video on sailor and the 7 ballz i am not kidding its a good video)

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

I actually watched that specific video earlier today, the first half was generally a breakdown of the legal issues the studio and (possible) creator went through, and the second half was a brief overview of the 3 movies (because in the end, they were still hentais so he couldn't say or show too much) and it ended with him admitting he actually considers them so bad they're good, basically saying there were nothing more than proto-s--tposts and unique in a time where you couldn't find p--n on the Internet as easily as you can today.

[@KodaKitten333]

@@PSIHedgehogChris eh I still like the video nonetheless

[@KodaKitten333]

​@@PSIHedgehogChris Plus YT censors that's why he doesn't show much

[@abelmantor7557]

This movie just hurts.

[@thefancydoge8668]

"No! NOOOOO!" -Moses

[@andrewvice832]

do Game Theory Poppy's is pulling all the strings

[@Gambini_93]

This movie looks like an unfinished and polished JRPG Game 😂lmao

[@TheTeletabis]

Please react to Nostalgia Critic Dumb and Dumber

[@chazzthehedgehog5495]

Veggietales is way better and is more faithful than this!

[@splat-trainproductions]

Josh and the Big Wall is at least both faithful and enjoyable for the whole family, this is just a nightmare!

[@freak2402]

One man. Alone........ Betrayed by the country he loves.

[@alibrennan5977]

I’m just saying that if you pretend this whole film is just cutscenes from a PS1 game, the experience will be less painful

[@seabear3100]

Nate taking shots for this movie, reinforces how terrible this movie is. At least the Stephen King drinking game was more comedic.

[@CajunCrustacean]

As a connoisseur of movies that deal psychic damage, this isn't even the worst christian movie I've seen. Hell, it doesn't even break into the top 10. Maybe, *maybe* if we limit it to animated movies it rates top 20. It's going up against the likes of Gaither's Pond, a furry version Noah's Ark, and a Finding Nemo ripoff called Finding Jesus, so it's actually kinda good in comparison. At least it's so bad it's funny where they're usually so bad you end up in a psyche ward.

[@mephilesthedarkfalcon8708]

So, how much do you guys want to be paid to see the deleted scene of this movie?

[@LadyKorralynnLorelaie]

Lol poor Nate. This movie is so bad. 😂

[@lightninggreninja4676]

Yeah, this movie hurts. Because it's so... AHHHH!! But you can't stop watching it. Unlike The Promised Neverland Season 2, which yeah a disappointment, but at least it's not ass and could watch it with some "eh" or "well" or "i guess thats it? Ok?". *Yes, I believe Season 2 was fine, decent, goodish, okay! Ok?! My standards aren't that high as an anime only. ... Sorry. Anyway* I would rather watch that 500 times with Tokyo Ghoul Root A 500 times more than this movie tbh.

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

The same could be said for Sword Art Online as well. Sure, It was trash, but at least it was decent at best, and it got a lot better over time in Season 2 part 2, Ordinal Scale, Season 3/Alicezation, and Progressive. And it has far much better animation than this entire cursed and awful film that shouldn't even exist.

[@lightninggreninja4676]

@@jeuryrabassa4724 Even Boruto too. Not including Seven Deadly Sins though. I couldn't get into that anime honestly and hearing about the latter seasons' rep, i.. I just didn't.

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

@lightninggreninja4676 This is the main reason why I have learned, understand, and appreciate to like and love modern animes like My Hero Academia, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Demon Slayer. Because they actually know and are aware of how to adapt a series, the way they should be adapted and make some necessary changes that need to be either improved, improvised, rewrote, or even changed to make it work and actually make sense (even Jojo's Bizarre Adventure did something like that in their anime adaptation and look at how popular and famous that series and franchise became over the years). And the execution of those 3 anime series is so well and good, it's unbelievably and insanely outstanding. It's like something that I have never seen or felt before, and it was like living an experience.

[@lightninggreninja4676]

@@jeuryrabassa4724 Yeah. Plus, The community doesn't help much on acceptance or denial. Ignorance loses your humanity, acceptance gives you anything but humanity. There should be a balance with that, but that's few and far between

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

@@lightninggreninja4676 True. And fair enough.

[@invadermarkb]

yeah Nate this movie is PRETTY bad I can tell alone from Critic's review of it

[@Megamutt14]

FOODFIGHT IS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

[@jeebus2313]

"shot for shot remake of the Bible" is a sentence that gets funnier the more I think about it lmao.