Why is the Jewish Calendar Different From All Other Calendars? - Elon Gold

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[@sophialejtman5504]

A lot of this is taken for granted, but it's meant to be a joke for the routine. I think it's ok to sit back and allow some humor .

[@racheluriel]

Time. Is the basic of everything.

[@Serving.God.And.Humanity]

You had me in tears laughing! 😂😂😂 God bless you for your hilarious comedy and sense of humor! 💯✝️🕊🙏 🙌 ❤️🫂👣

[@noamedina82]

So so sooooo true!! Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@jenniferlawrence9652]

I can't imagine non jews dealing with all the pressure of time related holidays and shabbos we have as we have....but this seriously making me laugh...it's so true

[@Marny5580]

And there goes the migration out of the first Hebrews - and toward a sect of lesser rules and regulations - until those became Christian with advent of a Jew called Jesus, leading to constant and growing anti-Semitism. Go figure.

[@AdamAryeh]

Come on, let us not make up about victim olympcis. If you can go online and complain you are not in bad shape and in fact most religions make very strange rules. Some of the is more organized religion then Judaism but yeah--

[@johanstrom3271]

Here in Sweden in the summer, the sun does not set...

[@adnandabbagh164]

Most Muslim calendars have hours and minutes, to tell when it is prayer time and the start and end of the fast.

[@ISREALYAHWEH3INONE]

Nobody asked

[@yaelcohen1733]

@@ISREALYAHWEH3INONE love ur answer ! toda

[@leonamay8776]

Makes sense. I always feel like being a Muslim in Scandinavia must be difficult if Ramadan falls on a Summer month.

[@SomeOne-xl5km]

@@ISREALYAHWEH3INONE somebody is salty lol get out of here

[@SomeOne-xl5km]

@@yaelcohen1733 wow what a clever answer! Omg I love it too haha wow

[@aymanhamd4893]

There is similarities between Muslims and Jewish In using calendar Watching time for fast and breakfast Muslims calendar also changble It depend on moon movements not sun movement

[@gadipollack5578]

I never saw Muslim make any jokes about this. Because it dangerous 😂

[@wandamaximoff6905]

The jewish calender depends on both the sun and the moon

[@nafkamina]

Very good

[@user-fi1gh4hk3x]

the time issue .good point

[@gleefan3376]

I'm so glad I stuck it out till the end cuz the only funny part was wearing two watches- meat&dairy

[@jenniferlawrence9652]

I love him

[@AkseerKhanFiji]

Muslim calendars do have minutes 👍

[@perlaawenstern1104]

Amazing

[@israel8258]

That's another reason that I don't eat dairy😂😂😂

[@yaaraamozig4862]

❤❤❤

[@PK-zi3nn]

Haha persian calendar is the same !

[@israelinmyheart5660]

Love it 😍

[@Bitachon]

He's funny

[@blckbldng]

well maybe not christmas but nobody knows when easter will be

[@Roy-zu2vt]

Dude you forgot the Indian Calendar, it also has minutes and even seconds.

[@Krishnajha20101]

Himon Roy Chowdhury Indian calender has the smallest unit as Truti- 10^-7 seconds.

[@anthonydavid5121]

I think, and I could be wrong, but I thought I was taught 6 hours between meat and milk, no? I'm pretty sure the law is 6 hours.

[@GDNM502]

It is a custom. Some wait 6 hours. Some wait less time.

[@anthonydavid5121]

@@GDNM502 I thought is was 6 hours,well, that's what I remember my family in Bnai Brak saying. Thankfully, I am not religious so I dont waite at all.

[@Kimooia]

Dude, Persian calendar has minutes and seconds on it!

[@dovbarleib3256]

So does the ancient Jewish one except the hour is divided into 1080 Chalakim. Each Chalak is about 3.333 seconds. And yes, there are 18 chalakim in each minute.

[@finnjake6174]

Just found this number of 1080 refered to the jews in the Quran. I was scratching my head over what god meant over a few weeks, now I know. God makes plans to show his signs, i was frustrated at first, now I know. Now I know.. 26 and 72 is also in the mix. I am not sure what that means.. for a time to come.. what is 26 ? You seem knowledgable.. Can you help ? I got 11 digit long number, from a numerical value, adressing the jews in Egypt, 1080 is in it, 24 26 1080 72 1, is 72, 3 x 24 ? in 1 day? in 17:101, I also got, 1440 number here, in 15:87 and here 56:77 This is the Noble Quran, 56:78 protected in a conserved slate, then continues only the sincere can grasp the signs. 15:87 "We have given you the oft-reapeated 7s and the great Quran" = 37 letters We have given you the oft-reapeated 7s = numerical value 1477 "and the Great Quran" = 1440 1477-1440 = 37 It says in 74:30 over it are 19; 74:32-34 by the moon and the morning as it shines and the night as it nears its end, this is the greatest sign. What do you think he means by 19??? so confusing.... in chapter 12 god address joseph, 11 stars prostarting to him in 12:4 and next 12:43 egypt king saw 7,7,7 in his dream. I numerically added all the letters numerical value in the chapter 12, and found that it have 497997 = 3 x 3 x 55333 = int representaiton = 3x7x7x7x2x11x11x2 - 39 while 12:43 - 12:4 = 39 ... is this a coincidence??? i don't know what is up with that wierd book. please help me.. ASAEL

[@fatemesadattabatabaei3429]

I was going to say this :)

[@avichaihezghian5464]

I’m no expert in this subject but I do know 26 is the numerical value of gods name in Hebrew we Jews are obsessed with numerical values they are called “gematrios”

[@leonamay8776]

@@finnjake6174 "the number 72 in Judaism: The three consecutive verses from Exodus 14:19-21 each contain 72 letters, an obviously rare phenomenon. The letters of these three verses can be arranged as 72 triplets of letters. But we are taught in Kabbala that if we reverse the order of the letters in the middle set, the 72 triplets become 72 "names" of G‑d." www.chabad.org/kabbalah/article_cdo/aid/1388270/jewish/72-Names-of-G-d.htm

[@jenloveslife8890]

I love Elon Gold! he is the best!

[@tuliteitel4417]

I love it it's hilarious 😆so true

[@rinaperkel561]

😂

[@direwolf6234]

jewish new year is related to the return of the rains and based on the hydrological cycle ....

[@factsoverfiction7826]

That's beautiful. 💦🌾

[@debased-dog-latin-is-gay9404]

Time is money

[@GideonArmy333]

To all Jews, pls ask rabbis to explain Talmud Gen 18;7-15 Then Abraham ran to his herd and took one of his best calves. He gave it to a servant, who hurried to kill it and to prepare it for food. Abraham gave the three men the calf that had been cooked and milk curds and milk. While they ate, he stood under the tree near them.

[@asieharati]

I like Elon but this just shows his lack of knowledge about other calendars. I’m kinda disappointed but maybe it’s because he’s American that he doesn’t know much and likes to generalize on this. Dude, Persian calendar is one of the oldest calendars and every year the new year is at a different time with the precision of seconds! We still observe that every nowruz ( new year)

[@belleepoque2544]

Woah, I did not know that

[@tarnis3d]

It's a comedy bit, relax.

[@MFPhoto1]

And you posted this because. . . ?

[@Ginea25]

standwithus.co.il/comedy

[@MFPhoto1]

This is comedy?

[@jmtpubs]

You have to have some cultural awareness to get it. The guy is a hoot!

[@MFPhoto1]

Being Jewish, I have the cultural awareness. And I have heard the same jokes told by others -- and a bit better.

[@dannyrosenberg4175]

EVERYONE! MFPhoto1 is talking! Everyone listen!!!!

[@techtimei6091]

1:07 This indicates ignorance of the Islamic Hijri calendar Muslims evaluate the five daily prayers by minute And their fast begins at dawn at a specific time and ends after sunset in a minute with the start of the sunset prayer His hadith that the Jewish calendar is the only one that uses minutes, this is a pure lie!!

[@a.s.k1456]

I like how everyone just ignores the islamic calendar

[@natali2able]

He talks about jewish culture, this is the theme.

[@gp5110]

This man is mocking Judaism.

[@whoshoo]

nah you’re allowed to make jokes

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

He’s Jewish. How is he mocking it?