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[@rileygaler243]

Girl after getting electrocuted: *shrugs it off* Girl after sitting on a Bobby pin:FUUUUUUUUUUk

[@ninastanic9227]

Man, 1,2,3 go must be allergic to bobby pins.

[@lambsauce4424]

@Lucky Bean yes

[@fatmarley6750]

Lucky Bean idk if their allergic, there bones literally disappeared.

[@fatmarley6750]

Lucky Bean Idk lol, why do we even care xD

[@ninastanic9227]

@@fatmarley6750 i dunno. But its safe to say that 1,2,3 go makes no sense. Lmaoo

[@katherinedaignault1521]

as a girl who wears bobby pins every single day and always has them lying everywhere all the time, i have never felt pain from sitting or stepping on them

[@chantellewalker7230]

Same😂😂

[@jeweldivagirl]

If you can even find them ever again

[@HarryMcivor]

Kat D they’re better for unlocking doors in fallout

[@melloyello9639]

Same. But after dropping them I never see them again

[@zanemeyer6006]

Correction: as a Greg who wears Bobby pins every single day...

[@jdjsjdfhsjsj6543]

I love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it

[@Ihaveagasmask]

College moment

[@catboy_official]

Anorexic moment

[@Theunicorn2012]

l love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it

[@Lunablues23]

1k like

[@GustavoPizza]

I love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it

[@XxKittyMewMewXx9]

The bobby pin part really felt like one of those tv commercials where people overreact to accidents in the home like stuff spilling all over and falling out of cabinets 😂

[@jasperjazzie]

same for the part where the girl spills her change and freaks out then struggles to pick it up

[@Random-sk6hm]

*Uses black and white filter*

[@shwahgamer]

"Has this ever happened to you? Then try this!"

[@user-hp6zf5td1g]

touches bobby pin* the coffin: full

[@misseli1]

The voiceover sounds more natural than the Troom Troom voiceover, and yet for some reason it feels more disorienting

[@apsys2165]

Ikr something about the way the voiceover lady is trying to be cool while saying the most nonsensical things.

[@fernanda2577]

ellie I’ve had this comment open for 10 hours and I’m finally tired of it

[@WillowTreat]

Yeah it does

[@l1messss]

Y e s .

[@Child_Dog]

I'd be 100% certain if it was a parody, if there was actually a single bit of parody content in there besides the voiceover.

[@grohl1690]

"I'm not a girl...I'm a Greg" -Greg, 2019

[@200bees]

sub to me or I'll steal your tic-tac's coming out as trans to your family like

[@oilheart8503]

@@200bees No please dont

[@linyetaicetea8405]

I'm not an human, I'm an air conditioner

[@ahmadazizanammar5278]

Gold!

[@200bees]

Møønxbaby ?

[@mr-hoe]

everything the poop prank will achieve is someone will see it, shrug, press the flush and clog the pipes with cardboard

[@jasperjazzie]

that and also the person being pranked will probably think you're a massive idiot after that

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

I think you might be right, but also when I was in highschool, and someone didnt flush, people would just avoid that stall like the plague😅

[@n0vasg3cha]

@@cupids_favourite_aro4578im in middle school and ppl still do that 😭😭🙏

[@NotOnLand]

My dad used to work at a lumber mill and they would actually play pranks on each other like that a lot. Having the boss be part of it is the key to not getting fired

[@Fonnsterify]

I’ve been a girl for 22 years and I can confirm no girl has ever been stabbed by rogue bobby pins

[@n4bsz]

😂😂🤣

[@NaturalBornLoserrrr]

because once you lose those fuckers theyre gone forever lmfao. im 99% certain most girls would be HAPPY to step on a lost bobby pin 😂

[@seastarrr111]

Ikr

[@Rawrqween69]

I agree my sister is a dancer and uses alot of bobby pins and has never had an issues with them

[@lawlietlawliet]

Lil’ Concept same

[@masonmacdonald4620]

"Oh no, my pants ripped on the way to class!" That's gonna tarnish your reputation like jumping knee-first into a puddle.

[@samdoesstuff4924]

lol from the troom troom video

[@avocado9931]

#crossoverofthecentury

[@Imcold1218]

Hee

[@MegaFacts1738]

Lol troom troom video

[@brooke_reed5613]

Lol only Danny fans get this

[@yuuisanL]

after those hacks and the thing about "if you're a girl there's no doubt you understand the plight of stray bobby pins" i guess im no longer a girl

[@isacocca3187]

My gender has been stolen :(

[@yuuisanL]

3 months later and im a demigirl how funny

[@mygenderisno]

@@yuuisanL that’s actually gold lol

[@dancesmokesmile344]

I used to be a hairdresser, and I still couldn’t relate 😅

[@yuuisanL]

@@mygenderisno one year later and im genderfluid hOW FUNNY 😭😭

[@brey8377]

“I might not be a girl but I’m a GREG 💅🏽✨” -Danny Gonzalez 2022

[@prubruh3229]

my friend, this was made in 2019.

[@SamIsPoole]

@@prubruh3229 beat me to it

[@calowenby1654]

Danny is a true Girlg.

[@prubruh3229]

@@calowenby1654 he is also a true Grelg.

[@cutesmallplaystoesfitsinteacup]

as grelg this was yes-

[@em745]

Age : Greg Sexuality : Greg Gender : Greg First Name : Greg Last Name : Greg Birth date : Greg

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Greg

[@Quetzlol812]

We’re all completely made out of greg

[@mact1854]

social security number : Greg

[@Universe_World]

Pls touch me

[@amagicman13]

I put Name: Greg on my test. Guess who failed?😂

[@abby9797]

online survey: are you a boy or a girl? me: i’m a *g r e g*

[@oxygen7067]

Ah,I see you're a man of culture

[@junojang1660]

@@oxygen7067 a greg of culture

[@zachballou6782]

Everyone under me has the big dumb

[@bruhceyda]

Hugh Neutron gayg?

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Suniclu you fell for it

[@ericnunez8254]

3:16 I remember when my little sister, who was like 2 at the time, did this exact thing, and it was so perfectly coated that mom thought it was me or one of my brothers, but nope, she got into the makeup and turned herself into a sunburned oompa loompa AND did the same to one of her dolls.

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

8:43 I'm not a girl, so apparently I don't know the danger of Bobby pins, but I don't think that they are that sharp where they can stick themselves into your finger

[@iatedovesoap9076]

they aren’t.

[@cadencechambers953]

I'm am a girl and I can confirm they are not that sharp

[@bayleebee1217]

Oh no no no, they have the boby pin thing all wrong. You see, you use one boby pin once, then it disappears forever. They don't come back and attack you, they leave and never return.

[@mm-xk2zl]

. body pins ? are they like , bobby pins but for your entire body?

[@bayleebee1217]

@@mm-xk2zl oh no sorry I meant bobby pins

[@luuuuux_]

True. RIP all my lost bobby pins lost after being used one tie, no matter how carefully I save them.

[@stargirl2667]

like my dad

[@dumbayd]

@@stargirl2667 1, I'm so sorry that happened 2, Why do I find those types of jokes or statements so funny 😭

[@pigaphint8177]

"I've... seen a girl" *has a wife*

[@indie4963]

Wife is a Greg too

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

and im sure he's seen her

[@KillerCaitie]

@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 HE HAD A BOBBY PIN IN HIS EYES! HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE?! There isn't even any eye milk left. It's all sand. :(

[@Grace-px5ck]

@@KillerCaitie excuse me eye milk

[@radlee974]

anyat That’s exactly what I was gonna inform OP! Danny isn’t married to _girl_ ... YUCK! He’s married to a *Greg* ... YAY!! Hahaha.

[@zbynekwonders]

I think a better storyline for the shaving cream thing would be that she runs into her friend’s room and she’s doing chemistry homework and it’s like “what do I do??” And her friend is like “shaving cream has stain removing properties!” And holds up a page about the fuckin. Stain removing properties of whatever the fuck chemical is in shaving cream.

[@ImMisik]

6:14 I just realised Danny was wearing a ratatoing t-shirt

[@slickmania5614]

You're so smart! 👏

[@excuse_mee3]

“i’m not a girl, i’m a greg” i, too, identify as a greg

[@excuse_mee3]

Youlander Bethel i’m aware, i’m just quoting what he said at roughly 2:54-2:55

[@D.G.WO.L]

@Youlander Bethel You must be new to the joking world.

[@taz874]

We all identify as a greg

[@amagicman13]

Noah Renne Laura and Greg

[@notgerrit7080]

Hello fellow Greg

[@rjai5003]

“I’ve...Seen a girl” Danny acting like he’s not married

[@s.p3739]

He's married?

[@that0neweirdo28]

Isn't he 14?

[@traintrainer1902]

He`s 3

[@wophful]

That0neWeirdo Thats what I thought??

[@haylahh]

Hes BEEN married for a while now lmao her names laura

[@steventhesmellysprout]

Every time danny said "gold" I heard Jarvis' voice echoing

[@gremlin444]

That gremlin noise made me laugh like a dying gremlin for a lot longer that it should (LOL)😹

[@lewild4368]

As a girl, I have never ever found a bobby pin around my house.

[@peepeehole33]

I don't use Bobby pins ;-;

[@anniecarter4418]

Same

[@shilzat1883]

I dindt even saw them irl

[@emeriechavous4652]

Fr tho

[@izabelakowalczyk3581]

I use Bobby pins, and they never in my life caused me any pain

[@fi9263]

“Im not a girl but im a greg” Should be a shirt. I would buy that

[@victoriadyck9133]

yes

[@NeonKat]

SAME

[@racunthirtynine]

Or just im not a girl im a *greg*

[@Lauren-rx9fv]

333rd like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait i just ruined it

[@fir3catj]

OML YES 😂😂

[@triw117]

This feels like the modern day embodiment of an old school episode of Kenan&Kel where they spilled orange soda or something on someone’s sweater and they spend the whole night trying to fix it and ended up completely ruining it beyond any semblance of repair. .I think they even put the sweater in the dishwasher with purple soap and dirty dishes. 😂 that’s basically the world today about everything.

[@Sappho_The_Kitten_Tamer]

Danny talking about how thankful he is for 100k followers: 🥳☺️ *_5.91 Million followers appears_*😈

[@flyingmango9]

*6.27 M followers appear*

[@Sappho_The_Kitten_Tamer]

@@flyingmango9 yoooo that’s crazy, congrats Danny

[@sofialuna5270]

Ugh, don’t you hate it when you’re putting on lipstick and a second later you’re whole face is covered in lipstick? So relatable 🙄

[@Jennifer_Devote]

I swear I thought it was only me.

[@fantasticfluffyfoxme8473]

lol

[@serpintsin]

So relateble

[@seaau]

and then it covers your whole body. so annoying 🙄

[@lissyxx5925]

Ik right it happens to me like everyday 🙄

[@buvensf]

Danny: “I’m not a girl... I’m a Greg.” Me: I am a girl... and a Greg.

[@urmomgaynou8893]

Tim Evans HOW DARE YOU FORGET GREGBIAN and GRAYG

[@Danger11007]

Fabienne Buvens is to powerful to be kept alive!

[@roderrickgaming9949]

I am a greg and a bulldozer

[@srz1993]

Sorry u can't be a girl and a greg at the same time. Greg is greg, not a girl, or a boy, just Greg. Greg is your gender.

[@tidge5127]

r/notlikeothergregs

[@crochet_and_whatknot]

6:00 so are we gonna talk about how it just shows off that girls feet in the shaving cream shot??

[@kwesi.0525]

No we're not

[@willhe115]

3:30 i love how sassy Danny's "ridiculous" is😂

[@makaylaalexis9839]

Danny *Is literally married* Also Danny "I've....seen.. a girl before...."

[@Tvhiti]

Makayla Alexis um yeah Laura’s a Greg

[@noodlecat2368]

Bruh I thought he was something like 16-18

[@ovenknees4410]

@@noodlecat2368 he has a young face

[@cat157]

He's like 23 24

[@shadowdecidueye]

@@noodlecat2368 I get it, he has a young face

[@tarynncoon4225]

The fact he has a ratatoing shirt on-

[@ltsf]

O M G

[@disturbedpineapple134]

I want one

[@microbabebrown3392]

Lol yeah

[@silvershadow1271]

Needs to be merch

[@idodraws9643]

R a t a t o I n g

[@ukiii..]

"gold!" 14:36

[@wavewalker2285]

00:15 The Ratitoeing shirt

[@ayusyazwani2139]

That's POG

[@poods7448]

"I'm not a girl, I'm a Greg" _-Danny Gonzalez 2019_

[@ameyacoolestcat]

Poods speaking facts

[@lemoncholy3264]

Greg is now a gender. Officially

[@fabulousdolphin2643]

That’s going to be my year book quote 👏👏👏👏

[@mya9670]

greg/grem pronouns

[@MrStealUrGirl_96]

Lol

[@Getmetofollowerswithacoupleofv]

Did anyone realise he's wearing a "Ratatoing" shirt. That movie is so cursed.

[@nithrex]

Oh my god 😮🤫😎😎😏 😲😲😬😬💊💊😳😳🤫

[@venus-fe2ne]

@@nithrex R/ithinkihadastroke

[@del5761]

Oh nooooooooooooo

[@candycat1232]

How to attempt at drawing yes it’s cursed

[@JessicaRiveraJessicaMitchell]

thought that was his merch tbh

[@Lammu_welcomehome]

“I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg.” -Danny Gonzalez

[@lizziexkittyx8650]

Aw I'm so disappointed Daddy didn't take the opportunity to try fake nails. That would have been honestly hilarious. I personally don't like long nails because they are a pain, especially fake nails. I just like when he does fun things like that 😊

[@comma3518]

“Your bone is just dust” Guys my bones are getting squishy again...

[@fluffyflyer773]

Just murder a mermaid

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

Blood cells are getting crunchy

[@rowan2241]

Well damn

[@witchigo]

You’re a true greg

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

Leslie Long don’t make me laugh to much everyone is asleep.

[@noir6207]

“Hey I have a bobby pin on my fing-“ “Are you sexually active”

[@rengokussaucyearlobes8289]

What does that have to do with the bobby pin on my finger

[@thecookiedot2751]

Electabur it’s a reference to one of Danny’s old vines

[@rengokussaucyearlobes8289]

@@thecookiedot2751 i know that lmao. That was also a reference to one of his old vines. "Help i broke my leg" "Are you sexually active". "What does that have to do with my leg" ect, ect.

[@mariamgomaa1242]

Electabur nothing I just thought you looked cute

[@rengokussaucyearlobes8289]

@@mariamgomaa1242 aww

[@himynameis..5857]

7:05 📣what have i done 😔😩📣

[@libertasgrace2547]

6:05. I love the sound effects they're using from Scooby Doo, Where Are You.

[@skibabal]

Danny's acting in his skits are better that 90% of KZbin algorithm

[@Silent_kxller77]

Agreed

[@Percy.404]

I agree

[@sairyxp]

100% TOTALLY agree

[@maybenotcameron3055]

True

[@cako666]

Honestly it is better acting that most cable tv too lol

[@kait2223]

bobby pins don’t hurt like at all, they’re not even sharp lmao

[@astridquarry1248]

Yeah, I feel like that part was written by someone who has never used bobby pins, ever.

[@angelvu]

kaitlyn is an egghead They literally have a rounded tip 😂

[@regimiro4888]

kaitlyn is an egghead I like how they even show a close up of one and show that they’re not sharp at all.

[@opossumluver9643]

kaitlyn is an egghead swallowing them whole sucks

[@annette5649]

Yeah and if you ever reach in a bag with bobby pins they don’t automatically open and clamp onto your fingers

[@virus9058]

i like how he's just casually wearing ratatoing merch

[@spicyt0fu]

I’ve straight up never used a Bobby pin. The whole Bobby pin thing has always felt like an exaggeration to me but my friends say they just get sent to the shadow realm constantly. No stabbing involved

[@madistubbs8499]

Her “dyed” hair looked so bad that I actually got scared for her sanity

[@stephantomasek]

finally the comment I was looking for

[@abhinav1935]

Lol

[@evilturtle8793]

@@abhinav1935 ˡᵒˡ

[@orngejuce461]

fr tho why does it look like *that* i cant even explain why it looks so bad

[@madistubbs8499]

Ronnie-tamara Williams sis what? I am lesbian so what's your point??

[@sarahkarpowicz3830]

"i hate ratatoing" next day *wears ratatoing shirt*

[@jackw.1342]

I'm not sure if this was a joke, so go ahead and woooosh me. *hey dude you know the shirt was a joke you silly goose hahahahhhahahah im such a smartass ahahhahahahahahh*

[@omega1575]

Ayyy 666 likes I can’t like it my girl

[@allykayyy2683]

cmon dude. 'irony' is a word yall kids have figured out, cmon now cmonnnnnnnn

[@ayadogo6965]

Watching this 4 years after it was posted and seeing Danny at 5.62M subs, I am just amazed. Good job, you deserve this.

[@GandalfTheWhite457]

I love how he’s wearing the ratatoing shirt 😂

[@CoolShadowCat19]

Danny: “I’m not smart” Danny: has an engineering degree

[@tweedycheetah2083]

What if he got the big dumb and he engineered dumb wuwjedhdfdfgdvdbdnsmwjwiwjakaakq

[@user-dc1lo2lm9b]

Holy fuck no way. Very cool

[@MathildaSvS]

I dont want to blow any one's mind, but get this: not everyone with an engineering degree is smart. I studied engineering and knew plenty of people in my grade with questionable intelligence who still graduated.

[@Oscar_Armstrong]

@@MathildaSvS that's kind of common sense vs testing intellegnece

[@adwoapeprah4061]

I know people in med school that make me question myself

[@katiemettam6457]

For males: females do not find bobby pins everywhere. They are never found.

[@elindigo9574]

thanks for the fyi

[@Soggy_Corb]

Once they leave your sight, they are gone forever. You can never look away.

[@emptyarchive]

@@Soggy_Corb Yep

[@kri_queer3549]

and hair ties

[@ezrahasleftthechat5852]

*so true*

[@69.STAB.69]

1:32 bro I just realize I think he’s wearing a ratatoing shirt

[@YouTude...]

Omg

[@QuarterMoonRachel]

I do actually keep my bobby pins in an old tic tac case, but its to help prevent them from entering the void never to return and not because they hurt if you accidentally step on/touch them

[@chipaura3992]

As a girl I'm surprised she even found her bobby pins

[@elzagrenina4242]

I know right

[@Oceanrex]

At my (middle) school (I'm a guy btw) I find bobby pins on the ground all over the school. I grab them because maybe someday I'll learn how to lockpick with a bobby pin.

[@iseeyouineverystar]

i buy new bobby pins every 4 months :(

[@karstais]

I'm a guy. I literally have one in my pencil case, in case i ever need to pick a lock. I somehow can't find it.

[@elzagrenina4242]

Bobby pins don’t Hurt

[@ncisfan1002]

"I don't wear makeup," Danny said as his lips look moisturized and red

[@m.leininger8811]

It's just natural beauty

[@Trinaster]

Happens when you kiss a lot. N he just got back from tour... 😳

[@badlucklaura]

TrinTrin well he didn’t just get back from tour lol. he did just get back to his wife tho! but regardless his lips pretty much always looks like that

[@ari-gh5nq]

TrinTrin well then

[@cambam9702]

@@badlucklaura thank you so much for saying that because Trin Trin just wants to make drama to me. Thanks for helping people not get the wrong idea!!

[@Daneh97]

It's so funny that Danny chose melting jeans as an example of a life hack that wouldn't work, because it totally does work

[@padawanofconfusion5954]

melting clothes fully depends on the material the garment is made of. A full cotton fabric will burn

[@violetsanddragons]

Can confirm I did ballet for 9 years, Bobby pins are mildly uncomfortably to sit of or get poked by but nowhere near painful.

[@dots3854]

ah yes, the three genders: girl, boy, and greg

[@axolotlbagel7950]

Finally!Someone included the Gregs!

[@peaceintheparalysis1956]

dots WHAT ABOUT NASCAR

[@grim1044]

@@peaceintheparalysis1956 it's genders not race. Sorry doesn't work well

[@raexjl3008]

I've always knew I was a Greg

[@ari.k6365]

Trans?

[@mads6488]

danny: h- me: hippity hoppity that ratatoing shirt is now my property

[@zackria3854]

It's a fan mail shirt. After this video they'll most probably start manufacturing that shirt soon.

[@mads6488]

Drugs aren't Good I hope so! 🤞

[@bugosaile7143]

I need that shirt lol

[@ck7993]

@@mads6488 hold up

[@10easilyamused]

A very effective spell

[@jessematthews4168]

Love watching the start of this video - can't believe Drew Gooden never thought he'd hit 5.8 million!

[@trystanalsaffar1317]

I love how you have a Ratatoing shirt as a flashback to when you reviewed it

[@Subscriberswithnovideosc-wv3me]

"Im not a girl im a greg." we have made our own gender now.

[@Cry_Ry]

Yes. When people ask my gender I'm a greg.

[@mekmmerkrk]

"What do you have inside your pants?" Aha, nutcrackers

[@Cry_Ry]

@@mekmmerkrk 1000% my response to that.

[@tornadodupa8214]

Yea I identify as a Greg and a holosexual

[@SethColby69]

"ah so what are gregs allergic to?" "anyone that is a craig"

[@charlotteking2473]

Why is no one talking about how bad their hair color looked

[@kymikaz4433]

Charlotte And Friends those hair colors are reserved for anime character ONLY

[@jiselleg528]

oreo 50 ew no

[@kymikaz4433]

Jisélle G look up yu gi oh for me

[@drawnwithlove3499]

it doesn't even have a proper gradient

[@karinsullivan]

Yeah that looks nasty

[@knifedbykeith]

1:12 missed opportunity for him to say “enough being sappy, its time to get crappy”

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Danny truly has the highest fashion sense of all humans

[@delana2561]

"if youre a girl, you understand the plight of stray bobby pins." no i dont literally when did this pop off im-

[@nothinghappens9811]

Right? My wife's Bobby pins don't stray to different areas to poke her. They're either in her hair or disappeared from this world.

[@delana2561]

@@nothinghappens9811 most likely disappeared from the world lol

[@xiaoreirei]

Delana W they just Disappear forever

[@delana2561]

Betsy Spellman yes.

[@memestealerthe2nd730]

i also don’t, because i’m male.

[@annaneedshelp7729]

im a girl and i can agree that everytime we reach into our bags, our hands turn into wolverine claws

[@chillyvenaratseedhq1261]

:( but Everytime I reach to my bag my hands turn into cat pawd

[@london6229]

What am I doing something wrong all my hands turn into when I put them in a bag is a hand

[@thatthinginaplace5709]

And we always put lipstick all over our faces

[@chillyvenaratseedhq1261]

@@thatthinginaplace5709 ah yes that's the most mistake "every" female does

[@existentialcrisis9888]

im not a girl. im a greg

[@FaceL3ss890]

10:39 oH nO My cHanGe!!!!¡?!

[@damiancottagecheese5014]

3:10 NOW HOLD ON cause her lipstick was just right in that shot. she did not need to fix it. that is not relatable. i am upset.

[@Yuesketches]

"if you're a girl, you understand the plight of stray bobby pins." umm no, finding one is a blessing.

[@laninez3960]

Hello

[@airotiv7916]

Right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ash-xz2ek]

So true.

[@sprout396]

until it ends up in ur foot

[@gladiolus509]

Yes

[@spoopy_b00ty8]

At least the characters have actual names and not "BLue eYeD GiRL"

[@grim1044]

Red girl👍

[@cherrypopsoda7272]

DONT YOU DISRESPECT THE BLUE EYED GIRL!!!😡😡😡

[@sprinklesomestardust2836]

If you need help, blink twice and mouth "Its not a problem anymore!"

[@caitlin6465]

“BlOnDiE!”

[@jellyfish1613]

Frightened blondie

[@Sunny_candydrop]

2:52 "Im not a girl... Im a greg" I need to put that on a shirt

[@IMPOLTERGEIST69]

The irony that his song, “Daddy.” says in one of the lyrics, “I ain’t got no kids.” or something along those lines but now in 2023 he has a kid.

[@emanderson9683]

“If you’re a girl, then you’ll understand the problem of stray bobby pins” _laughs in short hair_

[@ash.bunnyy]

Em Anderson laughs in shaved head

[@Coelophysis-yv9lj]

Hold up

[@matusalabeyene7447]

*l a u g h s i n c a n c e r*

[@carina_t]

Laughs in doesn't give a shiet about my hair

[@karlapoof7115]

Lol i have long hair and don’t even use bobby pins

[@coainc]

danny, who is already an absolute king, is now also wearing a ratatoing shirt,

[@wormgambler]

@@pandupandus7476 I know, right?

[@oilheart8503]

@@pandupandus7476 me too

[@karl_is_loading]

Pandu Pandus someone gave it to him at the tour. He posted it on his insta story

[@shawtyswildin]

Pandu Pandus Did you find it? Because my friends birthdays coming up and we have an inside joke about it so I want to find it for her

[@shawtyswildin]

Pandu Pandus Ok thank you

[@Bleh176]

8:51 I have never got hurt by Bobby pins once I loose it I loose it forever

[@kyrahamsher]

As a girl i can confirm bobby pins are pointy little demons that conspire against you, if you can find them.

[@Nottjjoey]

*let's take a moment to appreciate that Danny is wearing a ratatoing shirt.*

[@Gabe-zm9vh]

no.

[@littlesongbird7881]

All I’m concerned about is where he got it lol

[@Hannahcastles]

I saw on twitter that a viewer actually sent it to him!

[@lanid.8547]

I am a capcake he got it from a fan on tour

[@Z.A.N.E]

I was wondering where he got it from because I kept lookin at it like: Is- is this merch? Where did he get this?

[@courtneymixson]

I’m not a girl I’m a Greg G:gender R: really E: equals G: Greg

[@resonxnt_wav]

My sir you have created la paradox

[@theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528]

Wise words from the wise one

[@emilytaylor468]

There are only two genders Greg and greg

[@HotStrange]

Hi Greg sexy leg 👍

[@voodoovanderby3230]

@@emilytaylor468 Greg and Craig

[@fourstones1860]

9:20 I AM A DOCTOR

[@sanitycaycay2507]

I actually do the brush colour one a lot......I use one brush that's constantly blue, because spraying it on would require another person, a towel to get ruined, and being outside so the house doesn't get ruined.

[@lilym2006]

*calls ketchup “spicy dressing”* you act like you never seen a white person before

[@youdroppedsomething4334]

You know what’s actually spicy? Marshmallows

[@tricia2658]

I put "spicy dressing" on my fries

[@catriziacat1756]

Isn't it siracha

[@miastabliod5793]

Petition for ' I'm not a girl, I'm a greg' to be made into merch shirts

[@KillerKoifish]

YES

[@krusher181]

yes: this. it is very funnnny

[@billysbasement4498]

What if your a head of lettuce?

[@atorifanl6153]

But I’m legally a pumpkin

[@icemaster-]

Guy named greg stumbles upon dannys channel for the first time: danny, "whats up greg?" Greg has an exestential crisis.

[@JosiahPyszka-iz5vp]

POV: he says “I hope you have a good day.” When I’m watching at 3:00 AM.

[@itsjessye8648]

My husband came in at the end and said, “who’s Greg?” And I said, “We’re Greg.” Now he thinks I’ve joined a cult.

[@LilFrg]

Lazy Weekend Gang Good, because you have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@beastebeat4956]

r/thathappend

[@doubledare7736]

Beaste Beat that’s actually believable

[@BLUEDUECE77]

@@doubledare7736 who's Joe?

[@itsjianna3581]

@@BLUEDUECE77 Joe Biden

[@jeolban3287]

"I'm a docterrr." is one of the best lines in KZbin history.

[@lucasisstupid625]

Yes

[@RhysGBiv]

Why was this at the top of the comment section for me? It has like less than 30 likes. I mean it’s not a bad comment but I had the top comments on not new comments so why is this at the top

[@lucasisstupid625]

@@RhysGBiv eoskskkdxmxkdkdoelsl

[@jeolban3287]

@@RhysGBiv Because I'm a docterrr

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Purple Dog Studios KZbin just does that, it’s usually a comment thats “on the rise” so to speak

[@myproblematicbrain]

For a matter of fact,there have been beauty tutorials telling people to cover their face with lipstick.

[@mollykircher3104]

"The couch room." Ah yes. My favorite room in my house. The couch room.

[@soulresonance42]

The bobby pin thing definitely doesn't happen. The real problem is that bobby pins keep disappearing into the void. Where did my bobby pin go? No one knows. We'll never know.

[@Ryker_dublin]

@@donexx8939 true

[@fart63]

@@donexx8939 Bobby pin thieving goblin

[@GraceT]

I bought like 200 a few months ago and I have no idea where they went.

[@CinniaBee]

I lost a whole pack like I didn't take then off the cardboard it's just gone

[@Plant_btw]

they go to where your socks do

[@chloekathleen1951]

I’ve been a girl my whole life and have never been stabbed like that by a bobby pin

[@delaney2889]

Same, they aren’t sharp like AT ALL

[@Emma-sj6wp]

@@delaney2889 and they're never there when you need them😑

[@sprinklesomestardust2836]

No, they never show up again if they disappear

[@colorfulchaos3913]

Right? And they also never yeet on your fingers when you put your hand in a bag of them

[@hoonirl]

@@colorfulchaos3913 yes they do

[@user-hp6zf5td1g]

i like your ratatoing shirt 🤣 "PrEcICeLy!"

[@HaleyVlogz]

Danny: “I’m not a girl but I’ve seen girls before!” Also Danny: *is married*

[@justaglassbutterfly7989]

As if a girl would ever have a problem getting ketchup off, we scrub blood out of everything every month!

[@skyriver9525]

Yeah! Get on our level, craft channels!

[@sallyr8384]

Forgot about periods for a second and thought we just murder people every month

[@justaglassbutterfly7989]

@@sallyr8384 shh don't blow our cover

[@nottheonly1]

Wait, we do that?..

[@lilydorothy2213]

takeawaymysunshine wait do we not do that 🙈🙈🙈

[@BeanieGoth]

>”spicy dressing” >ketchup > *”spicy”* >k e t c h u p

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

That's the whitest thing i've read

[@bridgetandrade349]

There’s actually a spicy ketchup from whataburger it sells a lot in Texas

[@BeanieGoth]

Bridget Andrade as a texan, i am aware

[@mimicatmoon]

Beanie Goth good job for being aware

[@Sheridan2LT]

Mild ketchup eater exposed. Real ketchup has that acidic thing vinegar. Ketchup has vinegar and is usually quite spicy

[@butterbakery]

The hacks lowkey aren't the worst part it's the stories that are so crazy

[@ENDRAY0]

15:19 the attic