The Country Girls of TikTok

[@kurtisconner]

Lemme get a YEEYEE right quick!!! also check out the description and grab some KurtisTown apparel. I really wanted to make cowboy boots as my merch but maybe in the next drop!!! lol kk thanks for watching see u soon!!!

[@heygirl369]

YEEYEE

[@maddisonfarr7424]

YEEYEE BROTHER

[@jaelahall1015]

ayye oh, so this video literally made me shit my pants. I never have laughed so hard at the stupidest shit. That " yee, yee" shit had me crying. And I just want to say thank you for making me laugh, you truly made my day. I will be buying your merch!!!

[@maxclark8099]

Kurtis Conner yee yee

[@alana3030]

YEEYEE

[@ravensparlour9640]

2 girls at my high school had matching camo prom dresses with Hunter orange trim

[@emmabarnes7838]

Hell yeah

[@natalie654789]

🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@delaney186]

That’s what I call yee yee

[@orbinsolem]

Hell yee yee

[@esme_melody]

i just said "eurgh" out loud

[@ronweezer]

"She's the sexiest tree I've ever seen" Chris Pine: am I a joke to you

[@apinetree3170]

Stop calling me a Chris pine It’s not funny

[@truelygreg]

A Pine tree ok Chris pine

[@thebrittbratt4641]

Brittany Birch (myself) is the hot #3 runner up 😂😂

[@abbyz3717]

you are a legend

[@catdeaddetailslater2904]

if this were reddit, you would have multiple awards rn

[@isabelwilliams233]

He was so proud of himself for coming up with dip syncing

[@jahsehtesfaye810]

RIGHT AJAJAAJA

[@scrbusaucuparia]

as he should be

[@winnie4858]

it was the cutest thing ever

[@Maijolin1]

😘

[@AshaSara]

It was so cute

[@mollydarling1993]

Country music in the 60s-70s: Screw the establishment. The working man don't get no respect. I gambled away my life savings and am now a hobo. Country music in the 2000s: America is the only country. I've got a hat. Are you aware of my tractor

[@sashasilva7066]

lmao i literally said this, how do we go from jolene to a country remix of a the weeknd song

[@rioriorio17]

And beer and fishin

[@EggzBreakfazt]

​@RioRock7 oh and did I mention the tractor

[@LeslieOrPercy]

Don't forget the boots

[@tylernewton6265]

‘Are you aware of my tractor’ took me out

[@slothqueen4828]

“Who listens to this?” My bus driver at 5 in the morning on full volume

[@lizzyd9082]

NO

[@wilandtestament]

My mom. No joke. We live in DETROIT.

[@sr-ye9ch]

oh my

[@emilygreathouse1342]

LITERALLY LMAO

[@ohoh8454]

F in the chat for Yall. Country music, in my opinion, is actual horse(ha) shit.

[@baker7847]

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us so we should find a bigger town that will accommodate both of us” don’t know why this was so funny

[@Longsdorff]

Why do I feel like this is something Hank Hill would say?

[@dazzledazz123]

Why does this sounds like a Fall Out Boy song?

[@madalyn7740]

cause its a joke

[@insertsomethingcreativeher7388]

the filter was what did it for me lmao

[@t1diabetus96]

I was dying 😹😹😹

[@zaina5127]

the most underrated joke of the century. this town ain't big enough for the both of us, so we should find a town, that will accommodate both of us

[@drezzoisdead]

How are there no replies

[@flora534]

gacha aspen because everyone is speechless at how true this is

[@Izzy-gi9bn]

gacha aspen ooga booga

[@paisley4197]

Izzy i agree

[@zaina5127]

Jimin-Ssi yall cute😳😔🤧

[@Fantalla]

Yes Kurtis, people unironically get married in their cowboy boots here in Texas. And yes they are bedazzled. Its horrifying.

[@gelato420x]

but bedazzled boots are so cute, personally wouldn't get married in them though unless they really went with the dress or something

[@daedalus1453]

fellow texan, i feel your pain

[@AshaSara]

🤮

[@ineedmentalhelpxoxo]

Yes i hate it in texas 💀💀

[@LaikasFriend]

My bedazzled boots are crying, please apologize (they were a gift, i'm not actually a cowboy boot gal)

[@Anna-vm9vy]

The way he laughed at dip syncing is what's keeping me ALIVE

[@kenzie5283]

Anna Ikr it's so cute 😂

[@ximenabriones2829]

4:19 if anyone wants to repeat if yeeyee

[@eveparker2580]

so freaking proud of himself

[@_g0r3c0r3]

i miss kurtis laughing after every joke he makes sm

[@confusedlolita4293]

Kurtis is the definition of the words “dude” “bro” “man”. And I mean this in the best way possible.

[@yesmaam3536]

Why is this so true

[@mk-yp3qx]

and ,FoCuS‘

[@Bell-ih5ln]

Is it just me or bro and bruh feel completely different

[@death2123]

@@Bell-ih5ln bro feels nicer...for some reason, and bruh is kinda like u lowkey think they’re dumb

[@Bell-ih5ln]

EXACTLY what I think

[@haha5368]

5%: Kurtis roasting country girls 15%: Kurtis roasting the songs in the videos 80%: my brain going *yeeyee* on repeat

[@austins.2495]

Low IQ?

[@haha5368]

@@austins.2495 actually high IQ, but adhd

[@kendraboudwah1003]

666 likes

[@hotarubinariko]

@@haha5368 I feel that.

[@lonelylion_]

💥yEeYeE💥

[@magnolia_mushroom9404]

As a country girl from an extremely country father, I can confirm that we usually have multiple pairs of boots, formal/dress boots, work boots, mud riding boots, and my sister even got married in a pair.

[@samanthashayler6028]

I was wondering about this the other day hahaha that's actually so cool

[@amanda2949]

"my girl look good in christian, later I just might go fishin," bars dude

[@LauraLittlePony]

Can I be lame and ask what this song is covering? I think of Kurtis’s version all the time!! I want to hear the original to get the joke better.

[@amanda2949]

@@LauraLittlePony bad and boujee by migos. :))

[@LauraLittlePony]

beegang 420 Thank you so much!

[@anya8467]

My 💁🏻‍♂️ girl 👩🏼 looks 👀 good 👍 in 📥 christian ✝️ later🦸 i 👁️might 👩‍🎤 go 🎣fishin

[@abiyaarkbindokuzyuzyirmi7840]

And can I ask for the other song he put country lyrics to?

[@madsk26]

I swear my heart soars every time I hear that extra greeting YEE YEE

[@BoruvkovejMufin]

😍

[@zebahk]

I think u needa get ur heart checked 😔😅😂 (it’s a joke)

[@plocky401]

ZebahKhair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 relatable LMAO ROFL

[@m23star1]

Gross

[@dinosawr3898]

I read that in a country accent

[@twig2730]

equality is kurtis laughing at every country person equally, regardless of gender

[@paimonismyemergencyfood8663]

@Moonlight Himiko same lol

[@mrfrogkingg]

Hell yeah

[@ninadgoldsmith]

We stan ✊🏻

[@Carlover19538]

@•a i m i• the equality definition is the state of being equal, especially in status, rights, and opportunities.

[@Name-tn1zg]

@@paimonismyemergencyfood8663 ur literally everywhere

[@LuckyStar..Faith.]

I love how Kurtis can be extremely respectful one second and throw 12 insults in one sentence the next

[@kikml22]

I love that kurtis' idea of the southern equivalent of a coffee shop is an empty cornfield

[@carolinejumper]

I thought he’d go with a bar. Pleasantly surprised

[@sp4c3y]

i was thinking a saloon 💀

[@babbybobabs8701]

nobody tell kurtis that we have coffee shops lmao, if anything it would be a waffle house tho

[@afoolishman]

As a southerner, yes. what kurtis believes is true

[@felicityhoneycutt8570]

Because it is

[@jamescoyne4559]

“She’s the sexiest tree I’ve ever seen” is unironically a hilarious lyric

[@fede2293]

What does that even mean thooo

[@jamescoyne4559]

@@fede2293 you know as good as I my friend

[@obrey__]

Actually the best lyric in the whole video. I’ll take goofy over boring 100/100 times

[@edgyerica4823]

@@fede2293im assuming he says tree because she’s dressed in camo or hunting gear or whatever to blend in lol

[@fede2293]

@@edgyerica4823 but it doesn't make sense still 😩😩 so bad so good!

[@hodjokosan]

I love how everybody hates camo jokes but we have to make them every time.

[@veilenedream5825]

was thinking this exact thing when i saw your comment

[@fart63]

@꧁༺Cooler Yusuke༻꧂ well idk what you’ve been watching but I see them all the time. Your POV doesn’t speak for everyone

[@bvb5013]

@꧁༺Cooler Yusuke༻꧂ how did you add the cool things on your username

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

@@bvb5013 he got it in a lootbox

[@HopAndLockDropSoppityPop]

Right? They're never funny, but you just gotta do it.

[@EDEN-bs7qi]

*little did kurtis know that he would get a ‘yeeyee’ tattoo weeks later*

[@Nouta1]

What

[@Tamara-lg4nd]

Chris Sleepsick he has a yeeyee tattoo

[@averygreen6888]

DID HE ACTUALLY

[@Sofia-re3hj]

@@averygreen6888 yea on his knee lmao

[@megano6761]

Idk why but ur profile pic goes well with this comment lol😂😂😂😂

[@SeabassExe]

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us ….. so let’s find a town that can accommodate both of us” -Kurtis the cowboy

[@toady226]

this town is big enough for the both of us

[@gothworm]

gay cowboys

[@SilkyLew]

Broke back

[@wesleysmith3403]

@@gothworm That's A rule 34 I can get behind

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

This town is too big for the 2 of us ……… So you got any freinds

[@izabotenno]

He was so pleased with himself when he came up with dip syncing and it was so precious. What a dude.

[@nopenotatall397]

so precious

[@erikkibler3466]

The preciousest

[@Artiejet]

The most Preciousestest

[@peggyh3788]

He is so pleased with himself so often and it is next level wholesome

[@Light_Dies_07]

the ultimate dude of ever

[@Hello_Im_Weird]

Hi, I'm a Country-Person survivor. I was raised this way, and it's terrifying. I Have the ability to tell country songs and singers from each other. Truly bone-chilling.

[@IoSaturnalia17]

Im so sorry for all the irreparable damage done to you

[@everythingwillbefinecami]

Can you still makes several parts of your body disappear with country magic tho?

[@Hello_Im_Weird]

@@everythingwillbefinecami No, tho as a trans person I wish I could (boobs suck) Ps. Love your aziraphale pfp

[@luciferobin]

literally, it's strange to me seeing someone who doesn't know these songs since I grew up with them unfortunately lol. Fellow country person survivor

[@Addy-ve1yc]

I grew up on country music, and I actually do have some songs I like and I'm pretty sure country music is the only reason I was able to learn how to do accents for other places. But my brother can tell the difference between singers, so the other day I jokingly said "Blake Shelton reference?" when someone said "when it rains, it pours" and ended up getting a full lecture on who sings that. Very scary stuff

[@certifiedretard7397]

As a southerner, I can confirm that we don’t have coffee shops. We only have empty corn fields to spend our time in.

[@emunebula2975]

Where else are people gunna conceive

[@inspirationmovemebrightly9627]

Oh quit lying you know you can hang out at the Piggly Wiggly or Walmart parking lot! 😂😂 (this is meant as a joke, not being mean at all 👌) YEE YEE

[@mollyluft9582]

And Whataburger

[@AmericanCitizen-ne4qs]

Don’t forget sonic

[@sammcfadden487]

But you do have Waffle Houses

[@myjiminpixieuwu8001]

Why's he look like a chill drug dealer that's actually really funny and friendly

[@emma-xi5gv]

myjiminpixie UwU i read this as a chile drug dealer like the food and i chuckled

[@wakethedawn38258]

Reminds me of James Franco in Pineapple Express 😂😂😂

[@kamarannadi9291]

please say am not the only one who thinks he looks like he would be selling off drugs but would have like a 'super i dont give a shit' persona and be like really chill

[@Erica-ye7kp]

Yes and always concerned about your safety hands out drug test kits free 😂😂😂😂

[@uwiceli7686]

Who?

[@sophiacarroll2927]

“I’ll be the tik talk of the town” 😂

[@Jesus_Christ_Ur_Savior]

No Just no

[@rock.arrrght]

“i’ll be the tik-talk of the town!” underrated

[@jaquelinl.1168]

Fun fact: When Southern people die, the Reaper whispers in their ear "You've yeed your last haw."

[@dovahbear8238]

DEAN WINCHESTER

[@louizabouderka7567]

@@dovahbear8238 he'd be so proud of himself that he's seen as country he'd feel like in that western episode he'd think he's clint Eastwood oh my good this fandom is WEIRD

[@Kenisgae]

Being from Texas, I can confirm this as true

[@evanm6756]

this is comedy

[@mistressfuhrer2756]

Lmfao!!

[@melanierose5077]

Kurtis: "I don't tuck my jeans into my boots." Kurtis, in 2020 making a video in country clothing: "Do the jeans go inside or outside the boots? They're too tight. *tucks into boots*"

[@holofech9744]

A sad moment of realization in all of our lives

[@aubreyrschuetzle]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@the-starlit-blade]

i would like but you've got 666 as i write this

[@melanierose5077]

@@the-starlit-blade Lmaoooo

[@the-starlit-blade]

@@melanierose5077 :/

[@sheperinogaming1986]

Whenever I get sad, my mom slides a buck and some skinnin tools under my door.

[@no-uy9uz]

Same! It's so therapeutic just skinning innocent animals that don't need to die and hunting for fun 😃 Edit: just wanted to clarify something because I got a lot of replies to this comment. I do support hunting/killing animals if needed for food. But killing them for sport I do not support. If you disagree I completely respect that. And the original comment was a joke. I hope you all have a good day

[@allymog5228]

You got a big gap under your door

[@mitchellrisley4336]

Mine is a moose

[@remas7281]

I read your comment before I watched the whole video but I didn’t understand it I thought you said “slides a buck” like a dollar lol I don’t know what to do with information

[@XZombie_KatX]

Like money or the animal

[@darkerpink3403]

4 years later, petition for kurtis to make "country nonbinaries of tiktok"

[@kelatitsfinest7730]

signed.

[@Chthuluscene]

signed & shared

[@C3ntip3d3_C4nnib4l]

Shared and SIGNED. TWICE.

[@Veestar88]

There’s not a lot of us (mostly bc of rampant transphobia in rural areas) but we’re there and on TT!

[@mj4ever1332]

Yes! I was thinking that the whole time

[@stonebrick1562]

If there was a country song that rhymed “Alabama” with “big banana” I would put on a ten gallon hat for a week

[@rhubarbdude3347]

Alabama B I G B A N A N A

[@Cat-fq3pt]

im suprised no one has made an incest joke yet

[@rhubarbdude3347]

@@Cat-fq3pt Alabama fathers when they see their daughter: BIG BANANA Here, I made it

[@Bottomsupyours]

What if I write one? My credentials: English lit major, HS English teacher, and born and raised in Alabama.

[@HopePapernacky]

On it

[@guij666]

“I only call you when it’s half past six, ‘cause that is usually when I’m done on the farm” gets stuck in my head literally like every other day.

[@heatherrniicole1552]

The half past six got me so bad I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@polarys79]

I thought I was the only one! 🤣🤣🤣

[@veilenedream5825]

such a good fuckin song

[@XxEvilTiggerxX]

This is precisely why I'm here. Just suddenly started singing it years later and had to come back 😅

[@mxeverey]

When he said “If you’re a country person you probably don’t understand not identifying as a boy or a girl” I died lmaoooooo

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

I mean- 😂 But he’s so fckin accepting too

[@socialnorm3295]

Maeve Reynolds I couldn’t tell!

[@plethaid6860]

Same. The girly girl work on the ranches and can hogtie a calf. No one is completely a girl.

[@anonymous92388]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mytherapistsaidno6643]

Winter Elf that’s not what he meant lmao

[@dangerfloofprincess]

Even Australian country girls get married in boots! My cousins first wife even rode across a river on her horse in her bridal gown which was magical af

[@rachelworld1]

Nobody: Kurtis’s one bang on his face: 👁$👁

[@jama.gyaaal4327]

Seriously tho 😂

[@liamichellequiroznunez5396]

$$$$ $$$$$$$ 👁$👁

[@gennavievegwenn4564]

😤🥺

[@rainbowMFdash]

His.... bang’s bang energy drink

[@crazybigboy3722]

👁️ 👁️ 👃 👄

[@princessconsuelabananahammock_]

extra greeting? more like extra gryeeyeeting

[@QueenSince]

princess consuela banana hammock thank u for this comment 😂😂

[@jaichitzi3471]

CRAP BAG WHO

[@faefaelafae6647]

princess consuela banana hammock hell yee yee

[@lenagrace9748]

princess consuela banana hammock I love Saoirse Ronan

[@sara-ne2gj]

11/10 pun

[@themothman3726]

As somebody that grew up out in the country I can pretty firmly say that a lot of the country stereotypes are actually true. It's not uncommon for these people's identities to literally be country music tropes.

[@marie2122]

Ah I see you're "not like other country people"

[@themothman3726]

@@marie2122 No I get referred to as a city person.

[@rena4627]

I live in the country and there’s this one girl Ik who’s obsessed with this, I freaking hate her she’s so obnoxious and she’s a terrible person. I just thought I’d share. When ppl are like this it’s annoying especially when they think they are more patriotic by being racists.

[@dreugh424]

@@rena4627 Woah dude lmao

[@bonesandhearts5683]

The worst thing is like Texan country people from like Dallas or San Antonio who’ve straight up never touched a damn horse but they wear cowboy boots while they’re driving around their $500k truck they bought new with daddy’s oil money. Like the only possible redeeming qualities of country culture is when they actually work their asses off on a farm or some shit but lets be real the majority of the people in these memes just drive around pristine jeeps that they got as high school graduation gifts from their rich ass parents.

[@samm7746]

What happens when you play a country song in reverse? He gets his truck back, his wife back, his dog back, his whiskey back!

[@magnusthesheltie6167]

hatsune miku is that you...

[@samm7746]

@@magnusthesheltie6167 maybe….SEKAIIIIME-

[@beccaross1901]

There’s even a country song about playing country songs backwards 😂😂

[@itsmoon1996]

“Skinning a buck” sounds like an awful euphemism for circumcision

[@rd8342]

Moon Child LOL oof

[@boiboi3037]

Moon Child I don’t even have a dick and I felt pain while reading this

[@matildamansfield6925]

why would you comment this. please remove it. i hate it.

[@isee7274]

Delete this

[@notkaitlyn5368]

You gotta go.

[@imogenjaques9646]

Oh so you're a country girl? Name every country

[@potential_dog_eater]

America, that about it

[@lyonhill8589]

America, Canada, my hatred for life

[@whoosh2644]

@@sld018 that's the joke, no? Country folks are so ignorant they think their country is called America

[@emmanroyhippy6859]

*Yakko's World begins to sing*

[@lyonhill8589]

@@sld018 iTs a CoUnTRy tOO

[@maddieh4882]

living in the rural midwest i HATE that the majority of weddings i’ve been to have involved cowboy boots

[@lancem3443]

Can’t forget wedding receptions in barns!

[@sydneyskokan9147]

luna Saaaammmeeeee

[@averymcclure3767]

southwest missouri 💀

[@woah3258]

I live in the Midwest and I have never seen anyone wear cowboy boots to their wedding. I mean I barely see anyone even wear cowboy boots at all. Which state in the Midwest are you from? because I can't imagine anyone in the Midwest doing stuff like that.

[@aaaaanotthebees]

@@woah3258 I'm from Indiana. My dad and stepmother married in a public park with boots on

[@hardingdze8925]

As a 14 year old who spends hours forcefully listening to country music, as my family somehow loves it, this brought me server trauma I didn't know I didn't know I had, thanks kurtis 😃👍

[@Brianna58321]

This sounds like my personal hell. Hope you can get some noise cancelling headphones 🥲

[@campbell9103]

me too 😭😭😭

[@kittywendyy]

I’m so sorry

[@Lily-xg1qq]

One time I was at a hotel and I was awoken at three in the morning by loud LOUD country music coming from a guy in the parking lot that continued to play country music from his truck until five am

[@s1llypawz]

Me too bro😭💀

[@wolfiiu]

Honestly the more I watch Kurtis the more I realize he really is just like THE most accepting and unproblematic youtuber

[@jameschandler127]

Apart from when it comes to country girls

[@bellac.9828]

I’m not invalidating what you said, but there are some other really good accepting and unproblematic youtubers. Here’s a list because why not: Jenna Marbles Anna Akana Rosanna Pansino Jesse Vee (I don’t think I spelled that right) Rachel Ballinger Sam & Nia These are some of my favorite unproblematic youtubers

[@yaaassbitch8704]

Umm what about? Danny gonzalez Drew gooden Markiplier Cody ko Noel miller

[@aki9059]

James Chandler ?

[@spooky6703]

@@bellac.9828 Jarvis Johnson too!

[@revan7383]

As a dude from the south, I can confirm, there are no coffee shops except in the city, all our songs are written in corn fields

[@thedukeofnothing6421]

As a fellow southern boy, I can confirm this confirmation.

[@rileyfariss6393]

Miitomo Candy Van as a southern girl i can confirm this confirmation of confirmation

[@milohuneu4259]

Riley Fariss as a southern person I can confirm the confirmation of confirmation of confirmation

[@roobusmcscroobus]

@@milohuneu4259 as a girl from Alabama I can confirm this confirmation of confirmation of confirmation of confirmation

[@Storm-qr2xf]

@@roobusmcscroobus As a gal from the south, I can confirm this confirmation of confirmation of confirmation of confirmation of a confirmation.

[@somethingsedona6923]

My mom is from the city, and my dad is from the countryside. So I'm half yee yee and half eww a bug

[@mynamo12]

Lmaoo I love that

[@nessa3025]

“eww a bug” confirmed, source : living in a city

[@pluto9509]

yeyew

[@emersonhorvath6149]

Same

[@emersonhorvath6149]

carp omg I lost it

[@eggnogalcoholic]

7:03 five years later camo jokes are STILL funny to me nothing will change my mind

[@elipie7941]

"Imagine if there was a country remix of every rap song" *Lil Nas X has entered the chat*

[@minimantaray]

Starberrys is he remaking rap songs though? so.. not the same thing lmao

[@kirsten4715]

see you space cowboy she meant it was like a country rap kind of song

[@andreilyas1426]

@@kirsten4715 Which is not the same thing

[@Ocelot80524]

naw the gourds got everyone beat kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6OUf2aLrrlkoqc

[@ybeiscool]

see you space cowboy it’s a joke

[@nicolesherry6020]

kurtis giggling after the “dip syncing” joke temporarily cured my depression

[@thr6xback]

When😔

[@excuseu2563]

@@thr6xback 4:20 😌

[@thr6xback]

@@excuseu2563 THANK YOY TISHFUEY *DEPRESSION CURED*

[@ryuryuhanahoshi53]

MY DEPRESSION IS GONE TY

[@lem0ndem0n7]

HES SO ADORABLEDGHGRFG

[@tiffanybrown7147]

"Do people get married in boots?" *Laughs in Texan* Too often.

[@AestheticYellow]

And cowboy hats... lots of cowboy hats

[@user-du8xh5kj8i]

This somehow happens in Michigan all the time

[@lizzyd9082]

Jeez I feel bad for y’all

[@tiffanybrown7147]

@@AestheticYellow Yup that Texas tuxedo jacket, jeans, boots and a cowboy hat.

[@AestheticYellow]

Tiffany Brown white cowboy hat, white wedding dress, white boots

[@mariac4127]

“Lose the zero, get with the 👹DEER SKINNER👹” is still in my mind 6 years later

[@LuciensLeftEye]

I’m from Alabama, and I’m proud to say that Country-rap is the worst genre to ever be invented and no one can change my mind.

[@The_Super_NOVA]

My coworker calls it "Hick-Hop"

[@goldminer754]

What about country trap?

[@nessa3025]

im not from the country but i agree my guy

[@LuciensLeftEye]

@@goldminer754 🤢🤢 Let's keep Country as it is, thanks

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Country’s fine overall but like... these songs are so fckin weird

[@apg2402]

As someone who has been to multiple barn weddings, wedding boots are a real thing

[@lauratroy13]

I was at one at a barn, it was the best wedding I ever was invited too. But I'm not from America, so no country wedding 😂

[@umbramortis8753]

Yeah my riding instructor rode her horse down the isle and had wedding boots on

[@DFTRTITAN]

As a not country dude from Oklahoma I can confirm this travesty

[@elliedoesstuffig]

Had a second cousin from Iowa who got married in an all-denim wedding dress and cowboy boots.

[@elisalmon6034]

Peak country 👌

[@rrrrogahtaylah2636]

as a gay (former) iowan I am in such pain why would you do this to me

[@documenting1734]

Not all denim!!!! At least it was a memorable experience.

[@muffin_the_metalhead3488]

you’ve heard of the Canadian tuxedo, but now get ready for the Iowan wedding dress

[@rrrrogahtaylah2636]

@John on a Lawn lmao thanks

[@doofenshmirtzevilincafterhours]

as someone from the south, people unironically listen to these songs all the time and do tiktoks just like the one at 5:32 they also wear different boots for every occasion and when some kids from my school were doing a survey on the most commonly worn shoes in 2020 before corona, camo crocs were second only to cowboy boots. i apologize on all of their behalf

[@Maddie-fb5kg]

my sister is moving to alabama... i'm sending this to her to either (1) help her prepare (2) change her mind

[@a_little_disquised1101]

Maddie so what happened?

[@te1327]

Whaaaaat happppenededede maaaaaaaaaaannnnn

[@-kelseybobelsey]

sweEEEET HOME ALABAMAAAAA

[@Wargatron]

...Who the hell moves TO Alabama..?

[@simply_sleepy8451]

can i replace her? i live in Alabama bc my dad got a job here and its hell.

[@brokeybroke3001]

I've noticed that when Kurtis styles his hair differently, he looks like an entirely different person

[@vielentine]

frr

[@ninawth]

This one is my favourite so far (haven't seen all his videos yet).

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

He doessssss

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

I dunno if this is also true for everyone else, I find it is true for most people.

[@madisonwang7854]

See also: Spencer Reid

[@venuasaur560]

I get over how Canadian Kurtis is to think the south grows corn

[@bibiwolfhard3540]

"CoooUntreeeey bOOyyy I lOOOveee yOOOu sghghnjk...."

[@inkystix5327]

Bibi Wolfhard COUNTRY BOIIIII I LUV UUUUY *b l y a h*

[@ampedup7508]

KhaoKhao Katto ahhhhhhhh

[@moopsly]

COunTRyy BoYyy I LooovE yOuuu 👅

[@simplysaltine2012]

Country music is Farm Emo

[@tonyl3012]

Mood

[@-elishevaruth1083]

I LOVE THAT MEME

[@christinazito7438]

SimplySaltine LMAO YES

[@Anti_everything_and_everyone]

Ha! Right!

[@sevenawfulcats3260]

Texas roadhouse is their hot topic

[@eve4647]

cOuNtRy BoOoOoY i lOoOvE yOoOuuu alaagagafdaga

[@joemama-nv2tt]

Hsgshsgshs I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@comandermcgarrett7795]

English please

[@eve4647]

Comander Mcgarrett Chico de campo te amo

[@comandermcgarrett7795]

@@eve4647 good thing i take spanish class. Can actually read unlike the stupid shit you typed earlier.

[@eve4647]

Comander Mcgarrett you need therapy if you get angry over that

[@Crosseyeddoh]

As someone who grew up with country people these tiktoks are very accurate to normal life, and Kurtis, yes they do drive their trucks in the backyard for fun 😭

[@L00N1FY]

"SHES THE SEXIEST TREE IVE EVER SEEN" WHAT?!? 😭😭

[@blitzyblook3315]

“yo that tree bout to make me act up” 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩

[@lo1z376]

@@blitzyblook3315*walking through a forest* “bro these trees finna make me act up 🥵🥵🥵😫😫😍😍”

[@lo1z376]

yo wait actually can we get a fanfic of this???

[@cedarbrooke]

Plantophilia is a real thing 😏

[@blitzyblook3315]

@@cedarbrooke why

[@JerseyiteDJ]

These should be called “Hick-Toks”

[@casualcrisis6349]

kurtis is that you

[@trevordavison4078]

This comment is endorsed by the dad joke academy, here is a child. You’re welcome :) seriously good comment

[@peachypeachworth3974]

Dallin Hougaard as a southerner I second this

[@mohamedalaa4043]

I don't understand really but I laughed

[@felixhoenikker8122]

Give this man an award

[@soaribb32]

Tik Tok literally just means Kesha to me

[@tomobooy]

João Vítor as it should be

[@soaribb32]

@@tomobooy *cries in whistle language*

[@Mas0808]

Same

[@silly.gr3mlin]

João Vítor same

[@lalakuma9]

I'm too old for another Tik Tok

[@CathysWorld383]

I’m from a place that identifies as southern and it hurts me to my soul that he says “If you’re from the south you probably don’t understand about not identifying as a boy or girl” It hurts for two reasons: 1: He is… right. So very very unfortunately right. 2: There are a lot of trans people hiding in the south, who can’t be themselves because of how backwards things still are here. :( But there are a lot of us more open minded people here too, who are trying so so hard to make a difference here, and at times, it feels so hopeless. It feels like a loosing battle most of the time, to be honest, but I also love my home and my farm, and my family and I like living in the woods and around all this beautiful nature and mountains, and having a back porch to sit on and be in all this country. But the hatred that is still so prevalent here, hurts my soul. I wish more country folks would try to be more like Dolly Parton. She is good example of who some of us would like to be like. :) So please know that not all of us spread that awful hate. Some of us want to make our neck of the woods a more loving and open space for everyone, our trans brothers and sisters and every non-binary person in between. We want to make it a place where all races are welcome too. We just need a little extra help down here sometimes, because not everyone is on board with us yet, but I really hope that will change soon.

[@kingcharizardakaCX]

Thank you for being an open minded person ❤ I live in Illinois and I’m fortunate that I get to be able to express my true identity here while others have to hide. It’s not right. People like you are what make a difference in this world ❤

[@lettuse6099]

As a enby person living in the south im still getting out of here the second i have a chance, it is nice knowing that ppl like you exist. I love nature but its dangerous to stay down here, i wish everyone was like you

[@alfredpennywise]

couldn’t have said it better myself.

[@Lily-xg1qq]

I grew up in a very small town where everyone was very country and I’m so so so glad I left because I didn’t know that not all people were homophobic, transphobic, fat phobic, sexist, or alcoholics. If I hadn’t left I probably would have turned out like that too bc I wouldn’t know any better

[@ViAdLo]

If it feels like a loosing battle, try tightening it :)

[@maxr7616]

losing my mind at the webkinz reindeer being used for “skinning a buck”

[@doll1ly]

shes clearly not real counTry, if she was she wouldve been holding a dead deer 🙄

[@laykantheealien5722]

Hahahahahahaha

[@ell6470]

She’s not a real country girl. Where’s the roadkill deer she scraped off the side of the highway?

[@catboy_tylerr]

country agender person: what's gender? all I know is bait hook, skin buck, jack daniels, and drive truck

[@bulbasour3]

Stunning

[@celwen308]

sHe CaNt EVEN bait a hook!

[@celwen308]

she cant even skin a buck!

[@celwen308]

she dont know who jack daniels is!

[@celwen308]

she dont even drive a truck!

[@flaminkibum]

dude you have a really nice laugh--no heterosexual tho

[@Jayden3649]

Nice save

[@flaminkibum]

@@Jayden3649 sike i'm bobasexual

[@srz1993]

He cute

[@jada1174]

That’s sugar gay

[@lakshmib3298]

@@jada1174 more like sugar bi....bye

[@hollierose1120]

Yes Kurtis, all we have to do in the south is drive around when were bored 😭

[@Bluebirdpie2]

And wear silly country hats?

[@toddabowden]

Sometimes, yes

[@adelynwilliams3183]

i know this is very late but i have literally been to a wedding where the girl was wearing cowboy boots. we were under a tarp/tent thingy (forgot what they’re called), the wife forgot most of her wedding vows, and the husband included “can’t wait to ride my motorcycle into the sunset with you” in his wedding vows. i literally wanted to burst out laughing but I couldn’t.

[@Djbrownie123]

i would have lmao

[@frogdad3600]

My dad and stepmom got married under a tent thingie in my step mom's upstate NY backyard (she was also wearing cowgirl boots. We're from the city. It was really something)

[@LittleCindyLouWho]

That was literally my sister’s wedding (she ended up marrying a cowboy and got into the whole aesthetic)

[@CPRCUS]

When my uncle got married a few weeks ago the bride pulled up to the wedding in a carriage pulled by a red truck and it was the best think ever lmao They also had their dog in the ceremony. It was a fun wedding

[@tiffanybrown7147]

This is Literally every wedding I have been to living Texas. Every girl wears their boots to be "different" My friend is currently planning her wedding to take place in a tent, with her boots and fiance in blue jeans. Of course covered with a stereotypical Pinterest burlap and sunflowers theme _-_

[@ryansabin2618]

Kurtis literally cannot resist making an invisible camo joke every time he sees camo anywhere

[@big_stinky3776]

me either 😔 i’m not proud of it

[@crickerwilson127]

But how does he see it??

[@dreugh424]

And yet, you can't see it coming.

[@Lena-xy8id]

It's a rare disorder

[@sftgp]

it’s a 90’s kid thing 🤪

[@atlasmoreas]

ladies if your man can't even bait a hook can't skin a buck doesn't know who jack daniels is has never driven a truck thats not your man. thats kurtis conner.

[@maspe44]

i screamed

[@azaraeb29]

this comment was the death of me😂

[@ashten-orion]

ideal

[@LuvFearlessly]

I don’t care who he is, he’s the man for me. I look back on my country phase and cringe.

[@sawychuck9797]

Pre mullet Kurtis is crazy…

[@iexist646]

Being a southern person myself I can legitimately confirm that several people I know listen to those weird ass country songs in their free time.

[@pallen1665]

It's true in rural Arizona too

[@nixipixi8945]

Same.. Someone send help lol

[@TheDoer64]

FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE WHO RELATES TO ME

[@sydney6268]

Same in MT, but I don't get it. They all sound like pop. Like modern alt rock is way closer to bluegrass than these awkward tangy circle jerk country songs.

[@chickennuggetpaw]

I used to ride the bus, and this one boy that I hated would BLAST modern country music through a speaker. The bus driver even told him to stop, and he still didn’t. That was fun :’)

[@Caldella]

Over 3 years later and no one's thought to tell Kurtis how deep camo lore goes in the country community. Camo crocs are nothing - people literally have their favorite camo *brands* (e.g. Mossy Oak vs. Realtree). So there's a chance she didn't just wear camo crocs, but she bought *specific* camo crocs.

[@sampsqwantch4612]

camo *LORE*

[@g0ref4iry48]

CAMO LORE 😭

[@lugoorstar]

CAMO lore

[@emic2590]

well well well that's some pretty deep inbreed lore indeed.

[@almighty_cheeselord]

CAMO LORE 🤩💅✨

[@jenandjuice_]

Why do I imagine that all these country girls use Pinterest for wedding ideas and post political rants and bible verses on Facebook?

[@Tashimi001]

Jenna Fern lmfao accurate!

[@monicv6340]

That’s because they do

[@zoe.melina]

Jenna Fern because it’s true 😂

[@jennyclarkston6293]

I mean same as a suburban or city girl. Wants an Instagram wedding, posts political rants and some "deep" quotes on Twitter haha.

[@jenandjuice_]

Zuzia Adamowicz you forgot Starbucks obsession!

[@susannamylin]

THE FILTERS ON THE VIDEO AT 5:07 GOT ME SM LIKE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION WHILE WATCHING IT

[@kelseymarie675]

imagine 174 thousand people saying yee yee at the same time

[@jimothy007]

Imagine them doing that with that added pitch inflection

[@bigchungus8024]

that would be like that meme when all the goose would scream at the same time

[@tessarodriguez1494]

I $said it with him. Did u?

[@kamilaplzakova5321]

Imagine 1.3 mil

[@evaa2815]

174 is a really specific number

[@royak7305]

Aeshleigh👱🏻‍♀️🐴💞🇺🇸 is typing...

[@AssasiCraftYogUscus]

This the girl who would make conversation with the teacher.

[@z.98816]

Hey what's that emoji between the girl and horse? I see it everywhere but my low ass android doesn't have it so I see it as a crossed box and girl sign

[@royak7305]

Dear Gravity there’s no emoji between the girl and the horse, there’s only 4 emojis :o

[@z.98816]

@@royak7305 :(

[@lavenderrroses]

Mckaleigh😊✝️🇺🇸 is typing....

[@29Kessa29]

I will never get tired of Kurtis saying tick tock in a country boy accent yee yee

[@mmcheeto919]

My dad is a certified country boy 🤮 And I can confirm Every Single Time We step into his truck, he has these country songs on

[@catalinalira6003]

Me: *Sees camo* "Oh no Kurtis, don't say it" Kurtis: "Woah they're invisible! "

[@farter3644]

What...when did you see the camo can you give me a time stamp... all I saw was a head floating

[@spaghetti-zc5on]

@@farter3644 around 6:59 I can’t see it either.

[@daisydrawsstuff4227]

As a non american, country people in the US are one of the most bizarre social hierarchies ive ever come across, im lowkey fascinated at how it all works and why certain things are viewed as appealing/attractive

[@rosettenyla6972]

I’m American and I’m still so fascinated but country people in the US

[@Love2Laugh1218]

Rosette Nyla lmao i just moved to the deep south from california and oh boy what a dramatic change in culture the people here are wild

[@prettymoon433]

I'm in that country culture and I'm still flabbergasted guys at the local hugh school are bringing back mullets

[@jordyn2442]

I live in Tennessee and I’m still fascinated and confused by country people

[@monroe7532]

Amber Boehm what

[@lexa2310]

"the sexist tree I have ever seen" Ah, yes. When I dress in green I also get commonly mistaken for a tree. Happens all the time.

[@zitadawson3067]

This is the funniest thing I've read all day😂😂😂

[@l4r1n3]

Is your profile a tree?

[@zitadawson3067]

@@l4r1n3 well shit...

[@neonkrypton]

I am tall and have green hair this happens all the time someone once tried to cut me down 😔

[@noname-ow4sw]

@@neonkrypton ah shit bro.....might've been me....sorry bout that.

[@cuddlesthefoxdeer]

i refuse to believe that tiktok is already old enough for this video about it to be 5 years old

[@liv2549]

I love how he apologises for bad jokes, classic Canadian

[@itsmeagainmargaret.1899]

“My girl is good and Christian Later I just might go fishin” You did sound like Obama lmao.

[@jacejuliano6232]

It’s Me Again, Margaret. That part never fails to make me laugh. 😂

[@opheliachex3001]

Lol

[@tonkanakic1421]

I died.

[@nekozombie]

but Obama is a Muslim 🤔🤔🤔

[@monique3380]

Dead Children Playing um no lol

[@abb3rz07]

those remixes are SO DAMN BAD. Steve Earle said the greatest thing ever. He said, modern country is "'hip hop for people who are afraid of black people."

[@cameron7426]

nah hip hop actually has interesting production and things to say compared repititive and horrible radio country. plus hip hop is very diverse as a genre.

[@quitejess8725]

cameron I think that’s what they’re saying ! It says “modern country is “hip hop for people..”

[@SweetAlis1]

I'm just so happy we basically watch the same videos Abby lol it's so funny to see my favorite you tuber chilling on the comment section

[@mj-kd9uz]

woah holy shit

[@xoShiningKrystlexo]

Truth

[@princessshaebutta641]

6:06 wow that’s crazy how this actually happened in 2024 bro saw it coming

[@typecasto]

literally SO uncomfortable hearing folks without a clap.

[@tiaslays255]

Without the clap?😩

[@Cheyannakk]

Tia Slays bruh💀

[@seemajoshi8941]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOL

[@crazee_lemon]

Saaaaaaaame

[@azharsamatar3371]

What does that mean?

[@camilleblock1676]

i can confirm that there are no coffee shops in the south. in fact theres no coffee. its just whiskey and sweet tea

[@angelkato1401]

false, who else made red eye gravy

[@ringodoodles490]

Welp, guess i'm never going to the south

[@the-starlit-blade]

as a southerner with a coffee addiction, i wish i could drink my coffee in a corn field but no there's just coffee shops smhsmh

[@royalxteddyyt7533]

𝐘𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐞

[@basiI]

I will start making “country non-binary” tiktoks so Kurtis can do a video on it

[@girl-xf1cu]

PLEASE

[@zm1413]

Sign me the fuck up.

[@person-bi3fh]

have u made em yet?

[@monke-xp6gg]

Did you do it?

[@4ayn_3]

as an enby, i will help.

[@catlover11557]

5 years ago is insane

[@Razmatini]

"who listens to this music?" every hairdresser in my hometown, for one

[@xlunadivinerx1585]

Everyone at my work. I work as a vet tech HAHA KILL ME AFTER 12 hours of that shit

[@ellafortenberry301]

My orthodontist listens to it, for nearly 2 hours im stuck in a chair listening to t h a t music

[@pluto9509]

My entire state besides me..

[@ale6588]

country music underrated

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

alexa no

[@Jay-ui8sz]

As someone from Georgia who doesn’t identify as a country person I can confirm that yes, country people are heckin insane

[@liziarutinov5263]

Omggg I'm also from Georgia, hellooo

[@thatmalgal4517]

Lmao wassup Georgia gang!!

[@millkbubbletea3170]

Oh I can agree with this too

[@tate3673]

we may be insane but we know how to party 😂😂

[@starrynight1165]

@@tate3673 i havnt really been to any parties in more rural areas but i can confirm.Yall so good at parties that i can tell from the vibe itself

[@kate3210]

“if ur hunting in crocs ur going to hell immediately” -kurtis conner 2018

[@hyunjinsanity]

Coming from a british person, these tiktoks are the worst thing Kurtis has ever put me through

[@AntonioMartinez-yc6qj]

iM brItIsH

[@Emmaem111]

I’m so sorry he put you through this, would you fancy a bo'ohw'o'wo'er?

[@Elle-vq3md]

“whether you’re a boy, a girl or whatever you identify as” -kurtis you are an accepting king. ty

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

He knows about transition vids too. He wins

[@k567-g2h]

@@he.said.teenjiejer i love how people are putting others on a pedestal for being good human beings, like that isnt something they should already be doing

[@morganmoody7241]

kinda sucks that you have to just be nice to be praised. like people see somebody saying anything semi kind and they’re incredible. i’m not saying this in a way to hate on kindness, i mean this in a sense of annoyance that being polite is such a rarity, ya know?

[@k567-g2h]

@@morganmoody7241 exactly

[@shutupheather9354]

Best Ferns well I mean these days it kinda is. Now I’m not disagreeing with you or anything but these days people get praised for being rude, sexist or mean. Because to society that’s ‘cool’ or ‘funny’. So I mean being kind and accepting is what EVERYONE should be doing but not a lot of people do that. So I mean it is kinda rare, that’s why people praise it so much. And tbh that’s sad. The fact that society needs to praise kindness when it should already exist is sad. But yeah. Sorry if it’s long. I’m just saying people get praised for being rude as well lol.