Why it sucks to be born a Villager

[@Nekoma7]

If you suddenly started feeling empathetic for Minecraft mobs I made a video highlighting ALL the CRIMES they're committing on the daily kzbin.info/www/bejne/iX-thKiAfNJnsLc

[@MagidevRBX]

peak

[@Raving_Rando]

Two kinds of gamer. 1. This. 2. Upgrades village and adds defense.

[@alice-angel]

barely anyone does the second way. Minecraft villagers are simply sl*ves and that's what they are made for. They help to progress in the game right?

[@CeruleanC]

​@@alice-angeldang you a sadist or what?

[@mimi-ll8xr]

@@alice-angel uh-huh

[@PSE-i99u]

​@@alice-angelI am the second one Buddy. I d build walls around so my people are ok

[@WhiterunGaurd]

forgot the people who just burn the village to the ground

[@VillagerNo.16]

As a villager, I can confirm

[@grassyummyyum]

Get off youtube and get back to work

[@Xia_melon]

That’s sad

[@Glainwats_]

Do you have anything to report? Villager No. 16? -villager news

[@Mayorascat31]

GET OU-

[@leonykatjimune1863]

Wow your life must be horrible dude

[@evianero]

A more important question is how your parents birth you when your arms are crossed and you're fully dressed.

[@blueandwhitestarline]

lol

[@Epicgamer8906_alt]

Erm, ACTUALLLYYY, according to minecraft lore, villagers actually CAN uncross their arms if they wanted to, but they just do it because they are just chill guys, idk 🤓🤓🤓

[@Trinewave]

And it's inside a house xD

[@MrRatDude442]

Also, where’s the hospital and the doctors?

[@lunarknight3597]

​@MrRatDude442 they give birth like cows

[@hamstersdailylife4938]

I found a huge village and created a fort around it and torched up the place, gave more beds and made the paths safer and more accessible. Every villager is free to roam inside, save for one. The librarian with mending and infinity and fortune trades remain in confined space forever.

[@VladimirChibuckov]

Hahaha, yes, my friend. They are basically genious scientists that are kept safe in the underground bunker

[@theXboxguyizcool]

bro actually treats his villagers well

[@Spacebugg]

​@@theXboxguyizcool except that one guy in particular but nvm that.

[@AcidX.]

​@@theXboxguyizcoolwhy is it surprising

[@Penguinizerrr]

I put mine in the iron factories

[@LLGames001]

"You know you're cooked when the North Koreans have it better than you." 💀

[@Tan-khun1]

With Chinese music in the background💀

[@eranodelpum9752]

​@Tan-khun1uhhhg i guess americans dont have enough culturw to imagine a another song for asians

[@nelsonkeyamo6621]

4:02 "You never really live, you just exist" that quote hit harder than it was supposed to

[@Derpy_Trees]

I just like becoming the king of a village and gradually improving them

[@winnaingmr2283]

Same

[@brockytv7359]

Yea im more friendly to villagers

[@mr.strawberry7]

I used to do this, but I became the mayor, and gave each house a housenumber

[@indian_skemmer69]

Same unless they keep getting into my house

[@PhoenixGami]

Same. I even restored a zombie village

[@sideburngthepeacebringer27]

Alternative ending: Your a part of the Golem farm.

[@dripbonesy5012]

Imagine just being born, falling, burning to death, and thats your life

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

For the Iron Golem Villagers, their fate holds symbolism akin to Dante's Inferno. Trapped in a small, claustrophobic space with strangers, standing on beds, but never able to sleep, just barely enough torchlight to keep monsters from spawning to end your torment. Barely out of reach is a zombie in a boat, and though he can't reach you, you know you are just as trapped as he is. You cannot leave, or you die. You cannot sleep, for fear grips your psyche. Your day is one big cycle of being pushed around by your equally panicked bretherin and listening to a cacophony of hungry undead groans. Water trickles in from just above your head, slightly heated from the lava above, but not so warm it feels like some slight comfort. You call for help, for salvation...The Iron Golems have always protected you, but this was your purpose all along. They manifest, trapped not in the room with you, but swept away in the waters above. You hear the grotesque popping and shrieking of melting metal followed always by the low, guttural roar of your dying savior. You cry for help once more. But your help never reaches you. Not because it does not exist, but because down here in this prison, heaven is blind to your plight. It knows a solution but does not understand the problem. You suffer because you are pious. You are damned because you have faith. From birth to a distant, unfortunately never-coming death, you are forced to listen as a protector suffers and dies just barely out of reach. So close you could almost call their name, but you know in this constant stream of white noise and melting iron, your words will not be heard. Your please shift over time. What was once a cry for help, becomes a vain attempt at guidance. And then...a feeble apology. Until nothing at all. - You deny your fate, looking for an escape. - Anger grips your heart, cursing the player who trapped you. - You hope to bargain for freedom. You're a Villager, you can trade...is that not enough to be useful? - You fall into depression. No one is coming to save you. - All you can do now is accept this truth...

[@Nekoma7]

@@TwoHeadedMeerkat Damn brodie wrote an entire script of one of my videos

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

@@Nekoma7 Call it inspiration ;D

[@Nekoma7]

@@TwoHeadedMeerkat thanks for the free labor

[@NewJerseySirensTrainsAltAcc]

thats why i made a huge city where every villager has freedom

[@_ThePokerFace_]

Same

[@DawnshieId]

🤍

[@glengalloway2508]

yeah whenever I build pretty much any building, I add villagers to it as if they were actually humans but in Minecraft living their daily lives

[@SergeantShades760]

Alternate Ending: The player builds a mega village with walls so zombies can’t hurt you and you live peacefully for the rest of your life.

[@DawnshieId]

🤍

[@Mustafa-oq6rm]

I actually did it 🗿

[@Diarouk]

the fact that this video was able to guide me in making my villager farm says a lot

[@noahlovesdoggosofficial]

Villagers always end up either eaten by zombies, murdered by pillagers or enslaved by players.

[@DarkestMarlin74]

As they should be

[@AcidX.]

​@@DarkestMarlin74L bully

[@sadasffasasfasfas3659]

Well. There is a small chance you can find lamas and then still killed by player

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

This is why I never enslave Villagers. At the very most, I may sometimes trap a Zombie Villager in a boat until I get the needed resources to cure them and I build them their own house near mine with the job block I want to use for trades. That way they have the freedom to walk around and do things while also allowing me to get the desired trades I want when I need them. Plus it helps make my Minecraft adventure feel less lonely since now I have a chill new neighbor.

[@samclarke8543]

This is "Greater one above" approved.

[@crimsonsaltbh]

Alternate ending: you were born on a breeder

[@ieatglass2717]

That would be… interesting

[@cosmicbricks3339]

@ieatglass2717😂

[@puffton9782]

Yea it’s kinda strange that Steve abducted the villager when he already had more than enough to make a villager breeder

[@Kai-loves-life]

He gettin all the huzz

[@scottishclive7987]

i originaly wanted skeleton but this is infiniteley better thx

[@Nekoma7]

If i get some good ideas about skeletons I'll do them too :)

[@scottishclive7987]

@@Nekoma7 you could have the skeleton accidentily shooting each other on something

[@Thronethatwillberoasted]

​@@Nekoma7Okie :)

[@Thestoopidgamrr]

⁠@@Nekoma7 the skeleton parents steal bones from other mobs and build their babies

[@Nekoma7]

@@Thestoopidgamrrlmao that’s a fun idea actually

[@5postman_russian525]

Villagers before trade update: *_squidward arrogant laugh_*

[@Seekingthesky]

Players before trade update: MENDING OR YOUR LIFE IS ENDING.

[@MoonstoneWeber-zu8wl]

For my villagers I built them a cozy village of their own that’s connected to my place (it has a long ass tunnel) and they all are happy there I have them jobs animals and a warm and cozy environment

[@xiamingjiao5700]

And that's why I never build villager breeders, trading halls, and inhumane farms. I built a whole village with full houses with beds and furniture, farms, wells, and everything villagers need to have a good life- they live even better than before, with walls protecting against mobs and raids. even though it takes more resources, that's what I enjoy more. if you want to go out of your way to lead villagers for a living in your world, so be it. minecraft was never about grinding and getting stacked. it's about doing what you wanna do. and even though they are just lines of code, ones and zeros..... they are real to me. thank you. edit: not cappin bruh

[@Username22iw]

Cap

[@mylesmichel9108]

Based

[@Obedthian-UK]

No

[@FoxGamer40-r4h]

cap it is to use full

[@STOP_VILLAGER_ABUSE]

W

[@pulsestar1053]

Even if you escape, Grox will find you

[@Ursarctos132]

Annoying villagers is a prime portrayal of the player-villager relationship.

[@kal-elcoolguy5262]

3:06 Tom scream 💀

[@ALEXVORN]

In fact, the villager's life becomes a struggle when the player comes to a village, because only around the player hostile mobs can spawn and raids can appear. So I think, to be a villager depends on the luck.

[@LegoMinecraftKid]

1:33 North Korea with Chinese Red Sun in the Sky Music

[@obtcau34ephobul92]

As a phillosopher Ph.D I can confirm that there is an analogy to our real life world, where we as a tiny villagers are growing up, and see how players, who can build and create things, are putting you into slavery.

[@grandjohn]

You forgot to mention the Wandering Trader. Those few villagers who managed to make it out of the village before it was raided. They get to travel the world. Then the mysterious guy appears and asks for your trades. Finally, you get to be a sucessful business man and sell some rare items that might be worth something, only to meet your demise as his sword comes down. And just like that, his life has ended. He never got to see his friends again, but thats probably for the best.

[@Foxert-Presentations]

The reason villagers have terrible lives is because the players destroy their house, loots their chests and maybe even kill the Iron Golem

[@HamzaIsBoredRn]

Oh, This sounds terrific!

[@Foxert-Presentations]

@@HamzaIsBoredRnYeah, I think 90% of players do that

[@HamzaIsBoredRn]

​@Foxert-Presentations ​That is the joke, I am one of them :]

[@Foxert-Presentations]

@@HamzaIsBoredRn Ok

[@yasmeenghonaim7746]

You have to do that to survive

[@TheRandomGuy570]

This is why I let my villagers roam free around towns. #freethevillagers

[@Your-1839]

This is why I don't keep villagers in small confined spaces. Although I do when I spawn them, as I spawn them a zombie Villagers 🧟 now. But once the curing process has finished I let them out. And 17th comment.

[@Nekoma7]

o7

[@Your-1839]

Also I don’t build farms apart from real farms if I made an iron farm I wouldn’t kill the iron golems 🤖 in it. And I certainly wouldn’t want to trap 🪤 a villager 🧑🏻 in it maybe I’d give villagers 🧑🏻 shifts. And I think I might make ibxtoycat’s Iron farm which has a shade so monsters can spawn and it farms Iron through ZOMBIES. 🧟‍♂️ Which have a 1 in 40 chance to drop iron. Which isn’t as efficient as iron golems 🤖 but at least it doesn’t kill innocent protectors. 🤖 You can see it on ibxtocat’s flat survival series. I am also a vegetarian 🌱🥑🥗 in Minecraft and I don’t attack animals first besides spiders 🕷️ and silverfish. So that means I might attack a goat 🐐 if they were to charge at me, but I won’t attack a polar bear 🐻‍❄️ because they’re endangered. So even when I get attacked first I refuse to fight back. Although I’m technically a pescatarian in Minecraft but I get the fish by fishing 🎣 I don’t go around killing fish. And I also eat rotten flesh, and if I find an animal’s drops on the ground I collect them for a future burial. 🪦 But I had to kill a wild wolf 🐺 a few days ago just to save a rare pink sheep. 🟥➕⬜️🐑 And 91st comment.

[@ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ]

This video got me in awwwe, good job on the making! ❤

[@Tri-vy2th]

Oh it's just the average life of an imperial citizen in 40k

[@randombee1]

idk why but 4:04 hits hard 🥶

[@superTNT_Gaming]

That's why DanTDM is a good guy

[@zzraven362]

I made a jungle village and populated it with villagers from another village.I made it into a jungle theme. So,I guess Im not a Kim Jong Un.But I could be.. xd

[@SleepyLuigi]

I was expecting that he’d be captured by a player after the raid, but I thought he’d be thrown into a social experiment.

[@zian01000]

Reminds me of a certain youtuber

[@wotbyessir]

I feel like this is the parody of that guy that make a video about "why it sucks to be born as a T-Rex"

[@SuperGothEmoWolfOnYoutube]

me after seeing this video be like: hmmm thats sad :( time to go capture more villagers :)

[@mr.strawberry7]

Is this all just an elaborate advertisement for a really cool villager enslavement farm design?

[@Thatiskyle]

1:33 Kim: *presses the big red butten on his desk*

[@SpringDavid]

Meanwhile the worst a villager can experience once meeting me is being forced to be around villagers from entire diferent cultures.

[@berrystarcreations]

All your villagers are racist its canon now

[@El_Presidente_5337]

Now these kinds of videos have breached into the gaming area.

[@Jackiedrewharbringer]

"Our city is saved!" "I wouldnt say saved. More like, 'under new management'."

[@BBrolius]

This is way to underrated 😭🙏

[@nightMC2]

i swear the people who do theses videos bouta be like Why it sucks to be born.

[@Nekoma7]

✍️✍️

[@nightMC2]

@@Nekoma7 your a w for commenting.

[@pokepoke1889]

This is like- quality stuff no joke

[@Sebosek.]

Love the documentary but I think there should be discussed also life of villager that never got in touch with player. And maybe its just me but I want more like in minecraft logic, so you cant say about smell because it doesnt exist in minecraft etc. But overall its good.

[@Nekoma7]

Thank you i just want to make it from the POV of the mob as if they were really alive yk what i mean

[@Sebosek.]

@@Nekoma7 Yeah I understand

[@tonyeagles_yt4645]

I keep my villagers freely, build a wall around the village and I have them all maxed out ❤

[@HoarderMasterzXD]

3:55 you got a really cool dingeli man

[@UltraSolution]

Ngl this kinda makes me feel bad about these villager farms

[@akashashen]

Quartz Paper Shears! Hides can't become parchment...because...of the..darn. I dunno, but I do want to reference 'Regular Show', and when you said, "quartz, paper, scissors," well, how could I stop myself.

[@KingPlays_001]

Just to remind myself this was the first vid I watched of this channel

[@Nekoma7]

Just to reinforce your reminder I’ll remind you as well

[@ANormalBlockOfTNT]

I’m sure if Minecraft was real villagers would be just like actual humans. Live in towns, go on holidays, never leave their villages

[@AceyTheTank]

I lowkey learned how to fix my villager breeder thx

[@GameGalaxy_1000]

0:14 😂😂 I can’t 😂

[@tbfosama]

would be cool if someone made a mod were villagers do basically everything players can. u can randomly run into villagers mining, hunting, chopping trees, etc. but i mean like a fleshed out mod, for example: instead of seeing a “villager miner” in a cave randomly, how abt upgrading villager AI to the point where they deadass physically leave the village and go to the nearest cave opening to start mining, then towards the end of the day they start heading back to the village. that’s just an example of how cool u can actually make this mod, it would be as if villagers r other players in ur world except they genuinely live there and everything they do is for the village. the more resources they gather the more they can upgrade the village. villages can range from regular old village to a straight up kingdom with one of the villagers having the king profession. there is so much u could do with a mod like that, it would bring minecraft to life in the biggest way.

[@Baddy1488]

dang.. never thought how much pain villagers go through

[@Yuanshaohd7e7]

If villager can come to their stand or marketplace during the day instead of wandering around nowhere to be found most of the time, I wouldn't have to build a trading hall.

[@EmeraldIslandsGaming]

Villagers Are One Of The Greatest Mobs NGL

[@EmeraldIslandGaming]

Who Is This Cool Fella!

[@lanse012]

well players are actually a legendary creature, and the chances of finding one is super low. Unlike the ender dragon, it isn't even guaranteed for there to be 1 in each world. Even if there is one, there is no spot they are always at, though the coordinates closer to 0,0 are more likely. These villagers are very unlucky, but at the same time, even without the player, they would just die.

[@fernoFURRY]

So much info in 4 minutes!

[@SamSungGalaxy-i7g9p]

My dementia kicked in middle of the video and I thought I was watching Ashswag

[@VonZgames]

I’m tired of seeing these “wHy BeInG bOrN aS” videos with different copy creators but this is next level stuff here

[@chuyyou]

That's why I built houses for each villager. Like a small town.

[@Breadbug412]

i put all my villagers on an island village. they cannot leave the island, but they are safe, and they have freedom.

[@ReffMC]

Accurate fr

[@ardaaksehir1800]

0:51 plot twist: steve is always in village and its superhero who beat opponents with destroying city

[@mayham_7258]

I see why the villager pulled out a picture of Steve when they said a monster was in the forest for the Creaking ad

[@cursedalien]

This is why the most I do to villages is add fences on steep drops so the villagers don't kill themselves with fall damage and add a wall to keep out zombies. I'd help even more, but I'm lazy.

[@RobloxowyFabianGaming]

me: protects village, kills zombies, trades, doesnt trap you, lets you do what you want, doesnt use iron golems for iron.

[@Alien_dash]

This is why i take care of all the villagers

[@sepponam]

the closer your village is to 0 0 the less it costs, for a good reason.

[@SilkiiZ532]

It’s either 1: kidnap the villagers 2: rebuild and become leader 3: ignore 4: become their savior and leave

[@claudianucifora4488]

Not only that, villagers feel pain when cured

[@TellTheShadows]

When i spawn near a village i find a home to live in build alot of fences to protect the villagers and trade with them like a sane member of society.

[@birchman18]

at least it's nice to get backshots, us players also give them a little flying trip with minecarts :D

[@Ocro555]

Ain't no way bro just recreated a late stage capitalist dystopia

[@SlayerEdits_0]

Dang now I almost feel bad for how I treat villagers. *Almost.*

[@therando485]

this is why my villagers are free ranged

[@willbrix]

This video made me cry.

[@HowieDewitt535]

Me who loves city building and lets villagers (Minus the nitwits) free roam:

[@AyAyRon_knownAz1]

I'm the type of gamer which lets villager roam free and protects their village form savaged attack and to help them with the economy, business and stuff!

[@Aietch]

Love the animations and video. This is so true

[@IsaacLlerena]

Why it sucks to see a video on your recommended EVERY GOD DAMN MORNING 😩😩😩😩

[@ducksongfans]

with my village i just built many huge buildings, a library, and a huge wall around the entire village, like 70 villagers live nice lives there now and i make bank off of the melon farm i have there, and with the money i buy arrows, enchanted books, and bricks

[@Penguinodacheeto]

Damn now I don’t want you to despawn shout out farzy

[@thatcoolguy898]

There 3 types of Minecraft gamers when they see a village 1 the theft 2 the upgrader 3 the one that destroys it with so much tnt the game crash💀💀💀

[@randomdude-iu6pi]

It must be hard to live with your arms crossed

[@Misoforg]

I play on creative and peaceful so none of this really happens. Youre free to go anywhere and you even get to sleep on the beds ive placed outside. But there is one catch. You see, ive named every single villager in my city. They arent normal names like mark, jennifer or clay. So you could be named sandpaper or freak 14. Otherwise its kind of a utopia

[@Leephyow]

I feel like I'm a villager in this society

[@greenstikbotyt]

2:03 inaccurate, i usually let them starve, its a waste to feed them

[@CallouzTheKiid_beatz]

Alternate story: Why it sucks to be a wandering trader.

[@letmedwight]

You forgot about stealing all the items in chests and taking all your weed.

[@LookOut3D]

Because of me

[@bendyllamas4250]

my villagers live in comfort. i give them each a house. walls and a safe place from mobs. the city is crawling with iron golems and has nice views of the coast. as long as you give me trades you get a safe and comfortable life.

[@JieMa-e3q]

Nice

[@PhreashContent]

Me: I feel so bad for them Also me: lets some of my villagers go Them: proceed to die to some mobs Me: I feel better now

[@VagueCastle649]

Average villager experience on hermitcraft

[@mirouhirou4389]

first thing you see is a hole with a bed and a job and a player waiting for trades

[@MeuMundinho22]

I literally have plans to create an entire village for them at my base😭😭😭😭😭

[@vinnycraft9809]

Amazing video

[@AlexMatei-wk3vn]

If the villagers are from some of my worlds, they ain't living that bad (because they are more villager centered, not villager abused oriented)

[@KuraSourTakanHour]

I like the event where all the villagers gather in the town centre and talk sometimes