Why Modern Medicine Is Ridiculous

[@40pianos]

For a real laugh, turn on the closed captioning to see the hopeless efforts of a Google transcriber trying to make sense of his accent.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Brent Pulford - Thanks. I laughed all over again!

[@menshealthgain]

Brent Pulford Thats quality😂😂

[@triplem9805]

It's so hopelessly inaccurate it makes me wonder what is the point of having that facility at all. I think it's auto-generated, though, rather than being a human transcriber.

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

One day when Google Translate is capable of cracking any language, it will never figure out Welsh.

[@UKSpeedDemon]

Not a plague, THE PLAGUE. Not shamus‘ plague, THE PLAGUE! Captions got it as: it’s right hey ride ride notes turning his body and the shyness is paid 😂

[@judsdragon]

al murray reminds me so much of dave allen in the way he can relate a story and have u picture it especially about everyday things and concepts we take for granted, thats pure genius story telling that is and we need more of it

[@a1harrogate]

Al Murray is pure comedy genius, and in this day and age, he remains unsurpassed. Those little comedy tangents, like the letter 'L' in this video, are so cleverly woven into the story, you gotta give the guy credit.

[@shanginadildo]

The ones that don't find it funny, don't understand it. "it's that simple"

[@calchemist21]

A incredibly intellectual man who has shown his genius through comedy

[@earllrae9118]

Try Georg Carlin

[@radbot1]

Teacher: Okay class today we'll be talking about the discovery of medicine. Entire class: A piece o' MOULD on a facking plate! Teacher: 0-0

[@graceomalley4]

😂

[@RamblingHambling]

Rewatching this during the current plague... loving this!

[@greg_4201]

you mean economic reset 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@halsinden]

stepping over the trepanation corpse to carry on the point. GOLD.

[@kennykiller]

...snapoutofit....

[@micstonemic696stone]

Al Murray is great, makes me proud to be British, cheers fella, as usual, great routine.

[@simonpryor877]

Seems like someone doesn't quite get irony. Unless this is some kind of double irony I'm not getting.

[@Heneggsboss]

Hear! Hear!

[@Heneggsboss]

@@simonpryor877 it is! He shouldnt be watching if not...

[@JohnMacbeth]

@@simonpryor877 Obviously part of being British it taking the piss out of ourselves for a laugh.

[@jesseroberts637]

You understand that the Pub Landlord's entire premise is making fun of exactly the kind of thing you just said.

[@alisterroquer2899]

This, this is british humour at its finest. Absolutely class!

[@drteeth7054]

Brilliant! Time for another DVD Al! This is perfect comedy! Should carry a heath warning as I uncontrollably PMSL!

[@adrianstowers2034]

Al Murray needs to be put in the hall of fame......absolute legend

[@PeterRobertson79]

New man French-based ponce-derived thinking. Brilliant!

[@templarmalta9946]

Hahahhahha Fuck that was gold!!!!

[@XplosivCookie]

Thanks for uploading all these on the official channel, lots of jokes I've missed out on as I'm sure the full shows aren't really available anywhere here in Finland ^^

[@bradderzzw8244]

Mate. I moved from London to Finland a few months ago, it’s sooo hard to get British comedy here :(

[@XplosivCookie]

@@bradderzzw8244 I've lived here always but the comedy is top notch all the same :D

[@Joshua-xi5zg]

They laugh, but hes talking about 90% of people in that room

[@barniestormer6698]

If you cant laugh at yourself you are lost

[@LThaPunisha]

@@barniestormer6698 Even more true.

[@shanginadildo]

@@barniestormer6698like my nan always said, "if you cant laugh at yourself, you're missing out on a good joke"

[@festyguy7405]

He’s still hilarious!

[@barriewilliams5006]

Al Murray, one of the best , and clever too !! ,keep rockin al 👍👍👍👍

[@MartinTreadgold]

L key stuck.. started churning out yards of Welsh... terrifying....🤣🤣🤣

[@llifonparry1421]

Were the natives and we speak the native language end of.

[@richierottweiler923]

I know. I laughed so much i nearly shit!!

[@andypitkin9051]

Yo, please put this guy in charge of the world.

[@karenward267]

Poorly at breakfast, dead by tea. Legend. 😂😂😂

[@ajjohnstone7063]

Alexander Fleming 😂😂 between bond books and inventing penicillin

[@johnhutchinson4624]

Poorly at breakfast,dead at tea time 🤣

[@uttaradit2]

and buried before sundown.....getting sick in India during the Raj

[@stringcus]

He may be the voice of a dinosaur out of touch patriarchy but he’s our voice of a dinosaur out of touch patriarchy.

[@Fifury161]

3:54 - so subtle...

[@williammcilwraith9304]

Loved it where he gave the Scottish poet Alexander Fleming acknowledgment!

[@Markoski1986]

Imagine doctors and politicians announcing this as the cure for COVID-19 😂 Government Guidelines: GET OVER IT!!!

[@Richard_Turner]

This didn't age well 🤦‍♂️

[@summercoat]

It would have been better advice than what actually went down. Easy in hindsight, I know.

[@Len_J_]

"one day I'll make my money on the food".. kisses the pint. Went right over their heads 😂

[@taotaostrong]

When the audience took him home, I howled! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@nathanmcwilliams2133]

The comic that inspired the way I present myself in comedy, absolutely incredible patter 👌

[@nohimchandupaabeynayake998]

guy/gal: gets down with covid. Al Murray:snap out of it snap out of it !!

[@gazzgazzgazz]

Yards of Welsh is an underrated part of this

[@DjNikGnashers]

Al 'the point is this' Murray...

[@hughmarcus1]

I’m laughing at this & there’s an ad on my feed for medical negligence solicitors. Oh the irony. 😂

[@w5pda]

...or as we yanks say, ambulance chasers lol

[@tomohawk5567]

I know it's about having a good laugh but it's also true. Great video thanks for sharing 👍

[@falling_veil_brides4611]

this hits different in 2020

[@Paris.Kalachnikov]

What a fertile mind this man has.

[@classesanytime]

I always love him when he manages to Segway himself into fucking with the French 😂😂😂😂😂

[@66gindo]

KZbin recomendations: Why modern medicine is ridiculous Me: *waiting for my turn for the covid vaccine*

[@curiousfiend1169]

In the old days you'd SNAP OUT OF IT!! 😂

[@neilmoore5387]

Top class is Al Murray. Very clever too. Comedy genius , only surpassed by Kevin Bridges. Different styles though to be fair.

[@finbarwhite9989]

The captions for this are so funny poor google

[@KnjazNazrath]

2020, Plague is back! I caught it last week, but I walked it off.

[@KampfGruppeLehr88]

New man Ponce based thinking.

[@hyperfine3633]

"The L key got stuck down, started churning out yards of Welsh" Fucking hell haha

[@brandonryan9582]

*laughs with corona virus*

[@richardpaddington4216]

Incredible Al Murray.

[@xxcxpl]

Poorly by breakfast - dead by the tea ... proppa 🙃

[@geoffmunn7591]

If youve sseen his tv series 'Tlme gentleman please' from 2000-2002 you'll recognise, over the 2 series he did, alot of the jokes..at 1 point he says " its been a year" which he uses alot in series 1 in said show

[@MrYashka12]

12 people here that should get THE Plague...

[@elizabethtaylor9321]

mike damon That’s after the spike up the arse !

[@Horriblebastad]

The plage was a great judge of character and the same as the RD.

[@Horriblebastad]

He's an illnessaphobe,and I hate him. I have ADHD and it's wicked people like him that stop me getting what I want.

[@petyrkowalski9887]

"I for one emerged unscathed" lol

[@clairee4939]

“He’d’ov washed those f***ing plates up!!” 😂

[@HMCarReviews]

Anyone know if Al is still doing comedy. I have heard he has been doing other acting lately.

[@smiggy5768]

He is doing a pub quiz show called "Al Murray's Pub Quiz" as far as I know

[@jrileycain6220]

To a "yank" this is like listening to a foreign language . I can't understand him. The close captioning is hilarious.

[@triplem9805]

...and completely, utterly misleadingly, uselessly inaccurate.

[@rauminen4167]

Well, the cc is based on americanese. Don't fret, after living in the UK for over a decade, I can only understand 90%. Well, now that I think about it, that also means that it is your mother tongue, and my second (third?) language... so... do fret? :) or... rather... SNAP OUT OF IT! :D

[@goonseb6456]

Rauminen so many people with psychosis on KZbin

[@willkirkoff1333]

@@rauminen4167 Wow, as soon as I read the last words of your comment he yelled out at the exact same thing😂 gave me a bit of a shock haha.

[@YangSing1]

John Cain I doubt you can’t understand him, if you can’t you must be very insular

[@dannywillow9694]

True patriot we need more of these as long as his ideologies align with his act we could have another Churchill on out hands

[@MynameisTMP-]

Danny Willow it’s a satirical act; he’s making fun of people who think like this...

[@arielvega6344]

@@MynameisTMP- I'm not sure thats what hes doing. From my prespective, one the greatest things about comedy its one of many frontlines of speech. You have the chance to introduce topics of coversation that would otherwise be considered "taboo". If you're familiar with a lot of his material one could make the inference that its more than likely he believes what hes saying, or at least has the nerve to question what everyone is lectured to accept.

[@matthewwhittaker5428]

He was a staunch remainer during the EU referendum. Just goes to show how good his act is.

[@neillennox8472]

He's taking the piss out of those who admire the landlord's mode of thinking.

[@ViharS7]

How Do I Make KZbin Captions Understand What Al is Saying?

[@keithsquawk]

Just what we need in these troubled times. Common sense answers for common sense people! (etc.) To see the reactions 'common sense' people mistakenly going to one of The Guv's shows is maybe funnier than the main act. But Al spots them and they become integral to the show. Still got my FUKP Tshirt!

[@tubemonks]

So un PC - fantastic!!

[@LyraKeltica61]

I love this guy.

[@alexbowman7582]

Fleming didn't invent antibiotics he discovered them but Otzi the iceman was carrying a leather purse containing beech fungus an antibiotic.

[@artisokka4295]

i think that every coutrys every bar have one al murray

[@nigels9500]

Superb 👌

[@Dave5843-d9m]

Love the Harvester joke. :-)

[@christinaroe7537]

David Elliott e

[@BigUriel]

So basically he's just George Carlin but English, louder and balder.

[@errcoche]

Not even remotely close Sergio. This guy is an privately schooled ( at a "public school" which means you just have to have enough money to pay the fees ) Oxford graduate descended from some quite notable people who satirizes the ignorant English bigot of the kind that votes Conservative and hates almost everybody. Carlin wasn't portraying a character and was more of a vicious critic of society in a quite direct manner. I would say that the Colbert Report was a closer equivalent insofar as it is a parody. There are a lot of bigots like "Pub Landlord" in the UK and their other professions of choice are taxi driver or any of the construction trades.

[@arya6085]

@@errcoche your snobbyness is the reason why us on the left struggle so much to get into power

[@AndrewLale]

That’s not incoherent bellowing. He’s screaming ‘snap out of it’. You’re welcome.

[@xMentalukx]

I've walked everywhere reasonable from my house my entire life, never driven, chronically ill now 😂

[@El_Smeghead]

What's your thoughts on the coronavirus and the government shutting all the pubs, Al ???

[@sukalanger]

They should SNAP AAAR OF AT

[@derrickstableford8152]

My grandfather was Fleming’s lab tech.

[@dylanbeauhart9936]

Then 2020 happened.

[@ghyuu_again]

this has aged well given current circumstances

[@MrDaiseymay]

IRONIC---INNIT? 3 MONTHS AFTER THIS UPLOAD, MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD HAVE DIED FROM A PANDEMIC.

[@petervick4775]

Excellent!

[@Sinnbad21]

What type of dialect does he have?

[@MrPelikan500]

Damn ! the last line was the best ! 💓 bwahaha

[@cherryblossom3046]

Super intelligent comedy fun. Awesome😂👍🙌👌

[@ITMann]

Very British humour, Excellent !.

[@dacosta6521]

1:54 - must have touched a nerve with a lot of the hating snowflakes on here! snap out of it!

[@danielthompson6448]

Young people are capable of understanding satire, and you realise the joke of the Al Murray character is that he's bigoted and spouts nationalist nonsense, no one is taking him seriously, he's not doing a Ted Talk.

[@wrongthink3885]

Legend!!!

[@rainbowsnail4171]

Watching the plague bit in 2020 mid-pandemic.... Rofl xD

[@darlingstuff1560]

It was his assistants who discovered it. He as head of department would naturally claim the fame.

[@watsie04]

Darling Stuff r/whoosh

[@jeanlongsden1696]

that's not Damian, it is Hugo Boss (Joe Lycett).

[@chdk55christidonny6]

BEERS WILL CURE EVERYTHING

[@calzonie5763]

Al pick up a pint then put it back down again Murray

[@colingehrman7078]

Funny but true , nice 1 al

[@thehuff8898]

Think with your lungs 😂

[@therickpound]

Yards of Welsh...

[@garybuller5656]

Why does anyone fink 'ee used a London accent, for this character!?? Coz our phraseology , and ability to rise and fall in a sen'anc, is FUCKIN FUNNEEE!! now keep up.

[@chris-oliver5319]

THE PLAGUE IS GONNA KILL YOU: (illnesses aren’t bad now) me watching in 2020, “Yh but corona” me: looks at date, 1 year ago ahhhhh okay

[@NROS2012]

Mighty White is Australian.

[@tillyt4054]

The Tom Hardy of British comedy 😂😂😂❤️

[@RB-cz7vq]

Wonder what he'd make of Corona?

[@mactavishmac1134]

No happy drug dealer just happy pharmaceutical companies

[@keenbaker-dias1137]

This is even funnier watching this in may2021

[@Gooslie1]

i wanna say okay boomer but this guys just too fucking awesome

[@jakobkjr6887]

There is a harvester on the horizon.profetic

[@4daysawake972]

A piece of mould and a fucking plate

[@keenbaker-dias1137]

Snap out of it😂😂😂that's my family that was my school

[@chiefbeegee5860]

I laughed the whole time but I will admit… I didn’t understand half of what the man said, since I am a poor yank.

[@shanerobertcooperramirez1726]

Wtf did he say 🤔

[@alicefrazier634]

He is hilarious.

[@ding888]

Now you got a Corona😂😅

[@jackedroo]

Not sure if it is part of the joke but Ian Fleming did the bond thing.....and Alexander fleming did "invent penicillin" just noticed the effects.....the drug was made by a team in the 40's lead by an Australian by the name of Howard Florey. so Howard invented Penicillin. just in case people get the wrong idea and don't learn the truth.

[@arya6085]

Yes that is part of the joke. And penicillin would be nowhere without the curiosity of flemming

[@taylordrew2444]

As a 17 year old I agree 😂😂😂

[@fortyfour1654]

Cornavirus....... SNAP OUTTA IT !!!!!!

[@Damo2690]

To be fair this is an "old fashioned" disease