All Jobs Are Terrible

The Guv explains why no job is all it's cracked up to be.
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[@brandonryan9582]

There's a guy like this in every pub every Friday/Saturday night in England..

[@garrymackenzie309]

Brandon Lee Not at the minute there’s not... 😂

[@tomwilliams5832]

Just less intelligent

[@apb3440]

Brandon Lee You don’t go for ignorant generalisation then ?

[@graemefarquharson465]

It's free at the pub. I wouldn't pay to watch this dick. Connected to Aristocracy? He should be ashamed of himself

[@dragonenglish1014]

No, there is not!

[@georgewilliams3029]

His sound effects for the lunar lander get me every time

[@Hiperruimteindustriee]

Well, it's accurate, rcs thrusters really sound like that, well, inside the lander at least. :)

[@sphericalempirical9359]

....” the other two have become increasingly shifty as the journeys progressed” - absolute GOLD

[@andyb1653]

My desire to drink with this man cannot be put into words and I'm not even British

[@shoretrooper74]

Hey Britain is our mother after all lmao. And like most mother son relationships we declared independence and grew a lot larger 😂😂

[@shoretrooper74]

@Godgreen_Tyreen indeed. We got our mother milk in the form of tea but has to pay for it through TAXES

[@jakemason100]

You want to drink with this character as Al Murray is posh and well spoken. This is a character “the pub landlord”

[@forreststephenharris]

@@jakemason100 Ron White's yer man; what you see is what you get!

[@madyottoyotto3055]

@@shoretrooper74 yer how did rejecting tax work out for you You got Donal trump and if that wasn't proof enough that paying tea tax may have been better biden then confirmed it

[@superrobz]

“Not now! Fucks sake!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bp6329]

yes now

[@SidneyBroadshead]

06:05 - 07:04 "Do you like Sci-Fi?" rant. The lucky bastard is trapped in a time before _Star Wars_ 7, 8, & 9.

[@jrmouton5523]

He was talking about Sci-Fi, not Sh**-Fi...

[@plaguemaster308]

@@jrmouton5523 what?

[@jahsnoke8043]

Tell me about it mate, those were the days before Disney absolutely effed it up

[@AkuraTheAwesome]

Forcing the audience to sing the national anthem whilst he drunkenly rambles it, only to then abruptly cut it off absolutely killed me.

[@guidoferri8683]

As a non-English speaker, I don't always understand what he's saying, but when I do it's fking hilarious

[@BigChapDidNothingWrong]

As an English speaker, I don't always understand what he's saying, but when I do it's fking hilarious

[@theowl2134]

@@BigChapDidNothingWrong Scottish accent is beautiful

[@englishbutfrench9613]

@@theowl2134 He's not scottish.

[@theowl2134]

@@englishbutfrench9613 Fuck

[@dlew3624]

The moon story had me crying 😂. Classic.

[@jokermaan1]

Me too, especially the punch line!

[@MO-yo9lg]

That was the best Star Wars impression I've ever seen

[@dougharrison7844]

It warms my inards that people still find this kind of humour funny.

[@BlueFlameFoxX]

We do, they’re trying to convince you they don’t either

[@colelind9294]

@@BlueFlameFoxX Who are?

[@adamtzsch]

*innards By “this kind of humour”, you mean character-based parody.

[@MichaelKingsfordGray]

"inards"?

[@ginge641]

@@BlueFlameFoxX Ah yes, "they".

[@meatballg8655]

everytime the national anthem is sang, 100 years gets added to liz's lifespan

[@Wavemaninawe]

Liz - Again?!? WANKERS!!! U TWATS!! Ive already done my share! Ive done... aww, fuck it. * sad royal wave *

[@jonneygibbon3113]

Well, this comment hasn't aged too well.

[@alitlweird]

He’s like a metric version of Robin Williams

[@BiffBaffBuffer]

More likely an "Imperial" version. As The guv would say himself: "NO METRIC!!!"

[@qte5530]

alitlweird 🙈 not even close

[@IcchiNutz]

There's a new sentence

[@ghostface1183]

But they’re both English and use imperial 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[@kevinscott5839]

No he’s much better

[@samwright1892]

6:17 back when there were only 6 star wars films

[@TheTrooper115]

There are still only 6 as far as I'm concerned.

[@bp6329]

Andy, you're wrong then

[@TheTrooper115]

@@bp6329 It's for the sake of simplicity. I consider the new ones their own, entirely different but related thing.

[@FigmentSALabel]

@@TheTrooper115 Six was enough for me.

[@elias_xp95]

@@bp6329 You're a wrong then

[@MMTGarage_Media]

Imagine getting paid to be drunk

[@Thwack992]

It's not what it's cracked up to be.

[@zachhaskell1649]

@@Thwack992 lol

[@graemefarquharson465]

He's an idiot. He ain't funny he has no talent. Anyone could talk a load of 💩 like him

[@MMTGarage_Media]

Graeme Farquharson Then do it

[@graemefarquharson465]

@@MMTGarage_Media Total, idiotic fool

[@mfd1022]

My Mum and Dad are in this and my Mum always says there’s no footage of the guv taking the piss out of her. Later will be fun😂

[@salientsolution5436]

The panty princess joke?

[@madmacca_5]

A sage, a shamen, genius, legend....... infinity beckons!

[@frazzleboy]

Seen this guy live 3 times and he is a genius

[@Jafmanz]

10:00 is what I hear when my wife talks...

[@emmiplemmi2000]

boomer moment

[@iaincaillte3356]

I would go to an Al Murray show but I would sit in the back behind the pillar! 😇

[@thekingofinsane]

I had the privilege of sitting on the front row right bang smack in the middle! Top bloke bought 2 rounds for me and the mrs. Though only because we had no money (students at the time) and he was taking the absolute piss out of us 😂

[@blackairforceone]

As a foreigner who lives in the UK for 9 years... I have no idea what you're saying 60% of the time but it's still funny

[@munky342]

9 years late, but welcome to the UK. Where are you from?

[@blackairforceone]

@@munky342 Mauritius

[@seb5542]

I'm so sorry.

[@squeakers27]

@@seb5542 I've lived here my whole live and I can't understand half of what Al is saying haha

[@sujmaster]

@Fester Smyth if you moved to Mauritius rn you reckon youd understand al murray in their language after 9 years? 😂😂 get a grip

[@garethwilliams5809]

Much as I love the Pub Landlord, when Al does stuff as himself, you get to see how funny and intelligent he is. Very clever comedy. I think I prefer the real Al to the PL

[@cantstopthemusic456]

48 yanks did not appreciate his humour (humor)

[@alexdraco9926]

47 yanks and a frenchman

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

gillecroisd 92 Yanks like you, I love.

[@graemefarquharson465]

Cos he's an idiot, that's why

[@graemefarquharson465]

@Rowan Melton I know who he is. A muppet

[@graemefarquharson465]

@Rowan Melton He's a knob like you mate. He's a multi millionaire and has suckers like you laughing at him.

[@mk1cortinatony395]

Far more intelligence than some comments suggest as they dont get his humour. Brilliant at playing drunk when hes not drinking and has a huge knowledge of history. Legend of a man on stage.

[@davidrowan3853]

The man is a genius, makes every tiny wee detail funny. Brilliant character.

[@boozy8659]

Idk if this comedy is international material tbh, Canadians might can’t see this going down in the US

[@bkane573]

Lol. He would do well in America.

[@Gungho1a]

Thanks, cobber...needed a laugh down here in aussie. Pisser funny.

[@bp6329]

not really was it

[@DarrenHarrison7160]

@@bp6329 Awww bless

[@msizibriancindi1459]

I fucken love this guy. He's super British and proud of it. Not this self loathing and shaming people have been showing. Great work buddy 🙌

[@jokermaan1]

You miss the whole point. He's not really like this at all, but using the landlord character to mock the very jingoistic, Little Englander nationalists that you seem to admire! He's taking the piss!

[@JohnSmith-ji6lu]

Pie and mash with jellied eels. Brilliant.

[@elias_xp95]

Wait... someone who was alive to watch the moon landing doesn't know the names but all the people who missed it do. I don't know why but that's hilarious to me.

[@Oxley016]

Britbong fucking boomers xD

[@thetooginator153]

Brexit Britain - I watched the moon landing and I remember all three guys. I even remember when I heard that Michael Collins was going to stay on the Columbia and I thought it was pretty unfair!

[@dragonenglish1014]

That woman said she had no idea who landed on the moon, yet, when she was told by Murray, she muttered, "Oh, yes". What a dumbo! If you have no idea, then that means you haven't heard of it.

[@elliottdefoe9615]

Had me in stitches from the Sci-fi part. 10/10

[@gareth15]

That moon lander door opening though...

[@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY]

As a true Scotsman I have never heard a finer use of the "double fuckin" We're going to the fuckin fuckin moon.... Genius.

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

I, Speedwagon, am number 3. Never seen Al live but God damn I hope to one day. CURSE YOU BILLS AND TAXES.

[@robburden86]

Is that how you fund the speedwagon foundation then?

[@reecewilkinson5093]

Heard it from another you’ve been messing around

[@StackUnderflow1]

SPEEDAWAGOOOON

[@davidreichert9392]

Would love to see him come perform in Canada. He'd do very well here.

[@exsappermadman25055]

"I think the Queen should be saved, and if anyone's gonnae do it, gods the very chap!"........Points if you know who.....

[@steviesblues7959]

It was billy Connelly' you fucking Muppet.

[@exsappermadman25055]

@@steviesblues7959 Learn how to spell before replying next time ya dafty......

[@2660016A]

The lunar lander thruster sounds he makes are actually quite accurate!

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Surely they wouldn't make ANY sound in the vacuum of space?

[@2660016A]

hedgehog1965uk Haha technically you’re correct if we consider things from outside the capsule, but if you have a look at some of the Apollo mission moon landing audio recordings on here, you can hear the thrusters inside the capsule. There is airframe and air through which to transmit sound in that direction.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

@@2660016A You missed an opportunity to say "Don't call me Shirley" :)

[@2660016A]

hedgehog1965uk You can’t be serious?! 😂

[@tobiassl8011]

Teacher in 1941 singing national anthem colourised.

[@maxbeale8186]

Al is simply the best, he always makes me laugh 😂

[@thirdiecaduyac1579]

Smartest drunk comedian I have ever heard and seen. My favorite comedian so far next to bill burr.

[@carmelitabeaverhausen1322]

And Micky Flanagan

[@theboiballincollig]

Kevin Bridges

[@stephenpatterson2860]

What do we want?? "CHRISTMAS DINNER!!" When do we want it?? "NOW!!" No, not now, Christmas!! Oh man I died

[@dixieboy5689]

Quite clever. Lots of solid laughs from this whole set. Great show. Thanks

[@basilbrush3238]

Thanks Al, loving your work!

[@thefangsofcerberus4715]

British comedy crushes american comedy

[@richs2290]

Can’t wait to see you live when you tour again 😀😀😀😀Brilliant 😀😀👍👌

[@KRIS60]

Hilarious! In comparison with Al Murray, (and many others from Great Britain, Ireland), the "stand up comedians" here in Belgium are just wimps.

[@neilhellens8956]

Guy Verhofstadt..? He is always good for a laugh.

[@jamesjones8720]

Kris Minten please do not watch the comedians of today on the bbc /itv , they are the worst comedians in our history! Stick with al Murray and Chris Evans and a few others that have got past the net , btw, I quite like Belgium comedians

[@jamesjones8720]

Kris Minten ..... ah, awkward... erm, I meant Belgium chocolates🤪😉😉😉 just kidding lol

[@theoneandonlykctcb6366]

Al Murray is brill, saw him last week, proper class.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Sitting ovation for saying "fucking yanks" 😂😂

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

"Apart from the *holidays!"* 🤣🤣

[@pauldashwood2897]

See al in folkstone last night .great stuff 2 hours of class .

[@GARYINLEEDS]

Thanks for sharing, shared.

[@Charlienmeg]

I have no idea if I've grown up or regressed but I've gone from someone who couldn't stand Al Murray to finding him fucking hysterical! 😕

[@toothpick4649]

Love his historical tutorials... while he is being serious I keep thinking of him asking some bloke what his name is and saying F%$#@ beautiful British name,,,

[@elizabethtaylor9321]

toothpick4649 He is a history lecturer , or was at Portsmouth university ... I think ! But either way he’s a very clever man .

[@coptotermes]

Al Murray at his best!

[@bennettlane4274]

This man is so underated!

[@wardwilliams7081]

This is the greater piece of comedy ever. Please come back to Australia!

[@hairyscary8511]

Fun fact - God save the Queen /King was the Australian national anthem until the Australia act 1984

[@SkillzorZ021]

@Jo Blogs and fires!

[@Hoodie_12]

Jo Blogs fuck off u rasist

[@drey8]

@Jo Blogs it's thoroughly depressing that attitudes like yours seem to be becoming more and more common. Like going back 3 or 4 decades.

[@stefan3625]

@@Hoodie_12 is is racist to say the truth?

[@MrHarumakiSensei]

@Jo Blogs The black people got over it, why can't you?

[@LetsRaZe]

Al 'That's a fact' Murray

[@northernengland]

Best description of the moon landing I've ever heard.

[@philgreen1944]

I heard the Astronauts played I-spy on the way...

[@leewhitehead6460]

Something beginning with.... M?

[@Thwack992]

@@leewhitehead6460 Fuck sake Lee if it ends up being moon again I'm opening the airlock.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Something beginning with S (Space or Stars).

[@highdownmartin]

“Becoming increasingly shifty as the journey progressed”

[@jamess5415]

So true!

[@celuiquipeut6527]

I'm Canadian. I understand 40% of what he's saying. I guess the other 40%. He's 100% funny!

[@bkane573]

Do you not have the BBC in Canada? Netflix. As an American I understood all of it. I understand American colonies like Puerto Rico, Guam, and Canada are somewhat backwards at times, but surely you can get a VPN.

[@mrkeogh]

Serious kudos from Ireland if you saw Michael Collins, Al! 👍

[@Twirlyhead]

We also do history lessons at school.

[@TheLastAngryMan01]

@@Twirlyhead Most of them don’t cover Ireland, though.

[@TheTroystreet]

As bad as it may stink to be in the position of Michael Collins. He actually had the most important job because if at some point on the journey to the moon Neil and Buzz ticked him off he could have left them on the moon. So when you think about for 23 hours he had the lives of the two most important men in the world at that moment in his hands

[@jamiekissock4046]

Michael Collins put in his resignation before the mission. Yep, he was working out his notice while he was in space. Absolutely Hero.

[@douglasparkinson4123]

i have just started binging this guy hes fucking amazing

[@leofenton9709]

3:47 the guy in the front row looks like Al. hahahha

[@skylimitua]

Every great job that is respected by society is only respected because it requires a lot of skill and pays a lot e.g. doctor, lawyer, software dev, aircraft pilot. But in terms of doing it it's shit. Aircraft pilots have to deal with a shitload of checkups for which they bear tremendous responsibility, work in long ass shifts, spending days off away from home. Software develepers spend more than half of their work time with their hands on their forehead tryIng to figure out this annoying little bug that breaks everything and it's been two days now without any progress and deadline is tomorrow and your shit isn't working and all because the stupid ass client requested an unreasonable edit because they couldn't figure out your UI that is intuitive to everyone and their child except for your dumb fucking client. 20% time spent coding, 80% time spent being frustrated. Lawyers have to defend bullshit cases, criminals, but most of the time some boring corporate bureaucracy crap that was handled incorrectly because it's so damn boring they'd rather pay a lawyer deal with this shit later than deal with it themselves. You have to wear a boring black suit, speak boring fucking language, deal with boring cases and study boring fucking papers. Doctors deal with some seriously repulsive shit, undersleep and overtime every other day. They have to tell people the future development of their disease that they otherwise assume to be harmless. They have to be responsible for incorrect diagnoses and so forth. Also, besides the white coat every other item on the doctor's uniform looks fucking stupid. There is a shitload of not very well-known professions out there that don't pay too much, but still require just enough skill for you to be proud about what you do and have infinitely less bullshit to deal with on a daily basis. Find yourself a job that you'll be zen about doing, one that won't make you feel like jumping off a cliff on a monday morning. They are out there, they are just very much something you didn't even know existed or could have thought of. Make an effort to find one like that, it'll pay off. As a bonus, they are a great conversation piece that you know is interesting to listen about. So every time you are asked "so, uh, what do you do?" you'll light up because you get to talk about it instead of being inconvenienced about the question.

[@tomogotchi_]

In ireland , if you know more than just "sínne fínne fáil" then you're a spy

[@remaong4023]

Its so hurt to catch up your word bro 🤣🤣

[@andym28]

Al should do stand up as an agency temp bar worker on a zero hour contract and a shitty attitude. I went to Las Iguanas bar and the waitress said I hate this job with all of my being.I gave her a tip for being badass.

[@stevebibs9917]

Blokes a f***in' comedy genius.. If you've ever spent any time in a typical British pub.. Brilliant :D

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

That's comic... not comedy.

[@ianmcass]

"... non essential personnel" - not some months later in 2020 :SD

[@micksautomaticcontradictio5499]

The moon landing 🤣🤣🤣

[@maureenwagg5305]

lmao Who loves Christmas dinner. When do we want it? "NOWWWW!" roflmao

[@bobsyeruncle4841]

He is THE BOSS

[@popeymadethis]

Rhonda, any idea? What?

[@xealit]

“Being Pope seems like a great job to do” xD

[@samthatguy6126]

This guy is bordering on blackout drunk his whole career

[@nicolassosolic3760]

He's hilarious!!! Don't get me wrong,i'm a frog and i'm always amazed to see the brits singing the national anthem,why? Because i'm sure that in this crowd,half if not more are fed up to pay taxes and all to keep the mornachy going on...I just don't get it!!!

[@hondacivic8222]

Froggy fuck doesn't understand how to make monarchy work do ya?

[@dlew3624]

French had the right idea. Get rid. Time for a democratic Republic. Our lot ain't even English.

[@andmos1001]

@@dlew3624 actually, monarchy in France did not end until the French-Austrian war

[@nottmjas]

@@dlew3624 if as you say the royal family isn't English, you could also say the same for the majority of the population of London.

[@dlew3624]

@@nottmjas truth. Got outta there ,ain't never going back.

[@goa5373]

if you watch with close captions its even better , cc cant understand some of the stuff and makes up some crazy shit.

[@kobathedread]

I often wonder how many times Michael Collins knocked one out when up there by himself.

[@jamiepr1991]

Legend 🤣🤣

[@disgruntledwelsh3817]

One person listens to the pope. The little kid in his bed.

[@squeakers27]

Not even him, he's been drugged

[@phoenixrising2609]

@@squeakers27 lmfao, yeah he probably is

[@ProdBy.JayLo3]

Squeakers mega pause

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Brutal!

[@stevedunn5546]

Moon landing sketch. Brilliant.

[@RomanShepherd]

He used the phrase "non-essential personnel" just a couple of weeks before that became a "normalized" phrase in mainstream society. That is kind of interesting given Mr. Murray's past and family connections. Something to think about while I tend to the flock.

[@mayanboricua]

You make an excellent point. Bill Gates predicted Covid with startling accuracy, along with the movie Contagion. 9/11 was also heavily predicted.

[@stormrider1375]

"If the British soldiers in 1944 could look forward to the end of the century and see what England has become, they would not advance another 40 yards up the beach." - David Irving (British historian)

[@ParcelOfRogue]

I disagree. The UK has incredible creativity and liberal attitudes. But not many people want to join the Armed Forces and the numbers keep falling and failing to meet targets

[@ZoopsMind]

Ah, yes, David Irving. The fraudulent, discredited historian, the vehement Holocaust denier... the scumbag little wankstain. Somehow, I don't think he's in much of a position to speak for anyone but his own loathsome self. If those British soldiers had looked into the future and seen his worthless hide, maybe that would've given them pause for thought.

[@robmarrin6720]

God save our glorious pub,, so full of life and love,, God save our pubs,,,(build up) Landlords,, meritorious,, lavish and glorious and with a wink implorious, God save our pubs, I'm going to leave it to you commenting to finish or make it better,, ❤️👍I love Al Murray keeps me sane😉👍

[@52joker64]

Keep them stocked up with chips, Pints, scratchings, and crisps, While we all watch the match, GOD SAVE OUR PUBS

[@richardsevern2973]

Those who lay crazy paving say that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

[@Archer89201]

Deathwatch footage of Ork Warboss organizing a waaaaggggghhhhh!!!!I

[@stephanopapadimitriou4789]

If you take a drink every time he says (not what it's cracked up to be) you be just as drunk as he is by the end of the video

[@rachelcaullay172]

One small step for a 😁more like!! Brilliant .

[@keenbaker-dias1137]

Non essential personnel 😂😂😂😂

[@richardmiller3839]

Pure gold

[@patrickmcshane7658]

Yousr guyz mumble y'er national anthem just like us yanks 😜

[@elias_xp95]

Most people only know the first verse lol

[@exsappermadman25055]

@@elias_xp95 The fourth verse is a bit non-PC these days......Heh heh....

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

@@exsappermadman25055 But the existence of rebellious Scots is becoming more accurate each day ExSapper! 😁

[@exsappermadman25055]

@@EthanKristopherHartley Pay no attention to the history ignorant among us.......We are British by choice, whether the Scottish Nappy Party likes it or not!....

[@malcolmnicholls2893]

It's such a dull tune. Listen out for Judith Durham "I am Australian", which should be Australia's national anthem. (Pommy B****rd)

[@patrickmcshane7658]

Guv, stop spilling the beer

[@jamesatherton1853]

Fucking love this guy, so funny

[@blakesperia]

0:38 synchronised slap

[@rohanpreis6883]

I need to meet him

[@CentreMetre]

5:00 i would've lost it if he just broke into the EastEnders theme tune

[@kaelkirkby9191]

Lucky_Miner01 isn't it your national anthem. I've been lied to

[@EleanorPeterson]

Curious Droid in a plain shirt...