Why Mormon's Don't Drink Coffee. Mary Mack - Full Special

[@spideydew20]

As a lifelong Minnesotan, I appreciate all of her wonderful and accurate references. As a lover of clean, quirky, brilliant comedy, I appreciate everything about her!!

[@24get24give]

try to find an Eddie Izzard concert video, there are a few but I think dressed to kill is the best doesn't get any quirkier or more brilliant or clever and mostly clean with a lot of history thrown in (except when quoting from American movies)

[@SuppersReady8880]

So true, great material and delivery.

[@lauradawes1963]

Just watched Mary for the 1st time. You are right. Funny senirios..yet no F bombs or lewd references...she is great. Thanks Spideydew20..Take care..Laura from NH

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

i'm guessing she kind of cleaned it up for this audience and venue. she did say "know your audience" and that probably meant more than it appeared to say.

[@spideydew20]

....OR, she could just work clean all the time, with no hidden meaning in lines like that. Not all comedians work raunchy.

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

Let's be honest - we all need another hour of Mary.

[@Mrbobinge]

Start to finish, a fun time. She flatters her audience by not holding back on subtleties, hidden meanings so cleverly painted. Bravo from Europe, Mary Mack.

[@tannhauser7584]

I ran an errand to a school and had to go the band room. Elementary band was playing and my first impression was, "Are they all playing the same song?"

[@7star7storm7]

That clarinet joke with the deer was golden 👏🤣🤣🤣

[@llamasugar5478]

If you *play* the clarinet, the deer will hit itself over the head.

[@7star7storm7]

@@llamasugar5478 the perfect crime 🎶

[@denisefultz3983]

@@llamasugar5478 0l

[@kennethsizer6217]

💯

[@Marcus_C51]

If you've ever spent a number of years playing clarinet you may very well realize............whispering---(it's NOT a joke, it's really true!) Alright-I confess it IS definately 24 carat golden, as a an actual former clarinetist that is genius! Ha ha into infinity, she is really hilarious, and yes adorable!

[@whybro3516]

man o man her giggles and sensational smile is melting my heart seriously, i'm BEYOND happy i clicked on this... she has made this horrible monday fantastic

[@sarahmarrufo2542]

"We grew up there cuz my dad didn't wanna live anywhere he couldn't take a leak outside." Loved it!

[@robertokubo2465]

I've watched her routines many times and I still find them hilarious. She's a gem!

[@joeryba3856]

I grew up in the same small area and went to school with her. She's always been funny.

[@mariatan9129]

Better find more clarinet students and do private yoga for stay home folks who.can afford your knowledge.

[@MarkCurie]

Is that her real voice or does she change it for her stand up?

[@joeryba3856]

@@MarkCurie, she makes slight changes to it for the routine. She slows it down, gives it a slow airhead vibe with a little Scandinavian / Canadian " EH" vibe. But for the most part it's her. She actually did play clarinet. She was good. Was a track and cross country runner.

[@david8905]

She is adorkable. I just wanna hug her.

[@danmagoo]

Don't hug too hard, you'll shatter half her little birdie bones.

[@TheRealBalloonHead]

Perfect description.

[@ricardocerrillo1897]

Excellent description. That should included in the new words dictionary😁👌👍

[@cliffordyawn2787]

@@danmagoo 😳

[@jeromeherring3989]

me too

[@tamaraking2826]

This quirky girl is my new favourite human! Love her style, her comedy, her reality.

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

Ditto. 😁 She's awesome, her smile & accent are great too. I hope she does more.

[@MaximumCarne]

Watch Solar Opposites. She plays an alien and she’s great.

[@SuppersReady8880]

She good.

[@nesitbotica5919]

"I've been spending a lot of time in LA cuz I got sick and tired of people appreciating me for what's on the inside." LOL (Great northern Minnesota accent and beautiful smile)

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

Love this gal! Totally agree with her accent & smile. 😁

[@davidschmidt6013]

YES! That one got me too !!

[@Marcus_C51]

Yes--that was a stellar comment--SO funny!

[@corydefenders5103]

5:04 😂

[@anavonrebeur6121]

She Is from Wisconsin

[@TedaR]

My youngest son is almost 21, about to be a daddy, 👏👏👏🙏🏼, and getting ready to move. While cleaning out his childhood closet we ran across his recorder from middle school. Yall I can’t give this thing away! I contacted the school, posted on our local free stuff FB pages, offered a reward…ZERO TAKERS! 🤣

[@becksinthewoods]

give it to HIS son, when he comes of age to receive such a AHmazing gift.

[@vfgjasminebaker]

“You don’t even know when the now is until a little bit after the now!”

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

in tech it is known as "near real time" and it is a real thing. so yeah, she has this figured out.

[@mikelee3524]

Where is Now?!!!, LOL😄...

[@AK-jt7kh]

Yeah. That was philosophically deep

[@NatandGeorge]

True story. Takes me a few weeks, usually, to catch up. . .

[@NatandGeorge]

@@mikelee3524 look behind you! You JUST missed it. . .

[@ttobinupinit]

This has been one of the funniest and most original stand up specials I've seen in years... Thank you for the quality humor, Mary. I look forward to seeing your new stuff. Keep up the great work.

[@joee7626]

The funniest? You must not watch much comedy.

[@LRTrack]

Oh Jeez!! She has a true hybrid Minnesota/ Wisconsin accent. I would say it's not pure "Up Nort" Wisc but it sure made me homesick for the Land of Brats, Beer and Cheese!

[@cynthiat6505]

I love that accent! My daughter went to North Central in Minnesota and came home sounding like that. She’s absolutely precious. And so quick!

[@robertbergren8680]

Don'tcha know

[@kittydream_4717]

People normally dont like how we talk glad someone appreciates it 🤣

[@lauraowen8142]

@@robertbergren8680 👏😅

[@anavonrebeur6121]

She Is from Wisconsin

[@ln9119]

My sister got married at 18 and moved from Southern IL to IA and "Doncha Know" and "you betcha!" became standard for her.

[@tonybroderick6590]

She is absolutely funny. Fresh comedy. Love it.

[@notyourtypeofgay4752]

I'm so glad they're posting the full specials now

[@jimduffy9773]

But it's a rerun. At least a good one.

[@kristyleeleggett]

They have an app with all of the full specials & it’s free 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@notyourtypeofgay4752]

@@kristyleeleggett yeah but thats too much work you see

[@melissahenry2528]

@@kristyleeleggett What's the app called?

[@markdunham744]

@@melissahenry2528 commercials galore

[@stanwolenski9541]

Welding tank oxygen sounds like my family. My dad was a machinist, rather than drive three miles to town he would make the screw on his lathe.

[@UtahDelaCruz]

Son? Is that you?

[@MrMcCoy987]

I like her nervous energy. This was very good. 🥰

[@beatwizerd1976]

Cute, she's got a great sense of humor. Love her approach kinda shy and nervous but confident and sure made me laugh a lot. Thanks Mary

[@roxannerobertsdibb3543]

Love fun, clean humor. Thanks!

[@gangfire5932]

Summoning the Devil . . . Oh my god, I was the best recorder player in my third grade class in Central Islip, New York. Only now, at 57, do I realize when things went downhill . . . thank you Mary. :P

[@dsa3098]

I've heard her so many times on Sirius XM and she sounded so adorable.... She is stunning to watch.....She absolutely has the comedy thing figured out....

[@Shodanza]

THIS is that "Fargo" accent that everyone in Hollywood who tries it fails miserably at duplicating 😂

[@miyojewoltsnasonth2159]

Yup.

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

yep you betcha.

[@lauraowen8142]

@@tracyavent-costanza346 👏😂

[@jamieshelton274]

From WI dontcha know!

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

@@jamieshelton274 she has a line on the twit feed about having both wisconsin and minnesota influence, hence a major cheese dependency.

[@Carolmaizy]

Why did I have this on my Watch Later list for so long? Fantastic! I'm home with COVID and she's cheering me up ! I so needed this. Thank you, Mary Mack! Comedic genius!

[@TedaR]

Hope you are completely healed with no lasting effects! 🙏🏼✝️🥰 if it’s not too personal, are you vac or unvac? jw

[@Carolmaizy]

@@TedaR thank you. Before getting Covid I had a three week viral infection- every symptom you can imagine, including laryngitis. I got a flu shot in September. Was healthy for three days then got covid. I had two covid vacs and two boosters, but was due for a booster in November but never made it. It was a 6 day mild case, for which I'm grateful. As we speak I'm recovering from the norovirus I got last week. Dreadful virus.What a winter!

[@danceswithtwins8048]

“We only had fast food a couple times a year, so I didn’t get all that Bovine Growth Hormone all those city girls did.” 😆

[@Darksun30]

The funny facts of life!

[@ahashdahnagila6884]

@DancesWithTwins What she meant was...she went through puberty 3 years after the Bovine Estrogen Eaters from the city!

[@jamesotisjr2322]

to see the truth of this, see the Olympics. US & Canada vs east europe and asia.

[@vickiepergande6337]

@@ahashdahnagila6884 1 9

[@markcampbell7577]

Plastic toys will do that to you. We banned that chemical mutilation in the 1970s. A compound in tobacco and plastic known as pthalate . High quality rubberized plastic and tobacco of course they started using pthalate again in the 1990s when manufacture started in China.

[@derickjames1998]

She's so smart, cute, funny, adorable...so nice to laugh so much you almost need tator-tots to soak up the tears...

[@silvergirl7810]

Omg, I love ❤️ this comment!

[@segurosincero4057]

Tots!

[@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604]

You gonna eat those tots!

[@segurosincero4057]

@@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 Get yer own! Jeez.

[@samgibson684]

ffs get ahold of yourself

[@dannybyers2084]

The flutophone or recorder was our 4th grade start in band. I surprised my kids by playing a tune on one. That was the day they learned I was a band nerd. Mary had ears of steel to survive those tin ear makers.

[@jacquelineross7598]

Love her! I was so eating mashed potato 🥔 while watching this, then she got to her comfort food bit...I choked 🤣

[@justalittlebitmo]

Her talking about semis driving through her hometown made me think of the Wells Fargo wagon scene from The Music Man. 🎶

[@updownstate]

Montgomery Ward sent me a bathtub and a crosscut saw.

[@kirnpu]

Yes!

[@q7wasp7]

Just dropped in to check this out for a minute. 40 minutes ago.

[@acahoon22]

Ditto

[@AFmedic]

"Cuz my dad didn't want to live anywhere he can't take a leak outside". ROFLMAO As a Wisconsinite, that is so accurate.

[@trailbadger2345]

Being originally from central Wisconsin, she is funny. Her accent makes the routine! I understand her humor/culture.

[@biker5662]

I enjoyed her accent and had to keep listening after realizing it wasn't a joke or impersonation. Very interesting to this Southerner.

[@PauloNideck]

OMG She is adorable. I went ownnnnn all the time. It's so amazing this content is here for me to enjoy for free. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy for uploading it!

[@janesekillebrew8774]

Honeymoon, 21 days .... I mean, I love you but, not all together. That's too much.😂🤣💙💚💜 She's precious & funny! OMG, I giggled so much 🥰

[@updownstate]

She's great. Very relatable. My husband said to me, "I'd be proud to call you my wife," then my cat rolled off the bookcase and landed on my husband's head.

[@spinderola]

That's hilarious 😆

[@nishisalott1839]

I am dead on the floor! Is your cat OK?

[@updownstate]

@@nishisalott1839 Oh yes, thank you. Husband, not so sure.

[@AK-jt7kh]

The funny plot twist would be if it took him 8 years to finally say it.

[@lauradawes1963]

Wow!! A story of romance for your off spring!! Bye, Laura from NH

[@guppybill]

I've watched this many times. She is so twisted and out there! I marvel at her set. She got handles on the comedy not many possess. Wonderful!

[@ofpfury]

Great show, great comedy, great timing throughout. I'll be looking for more of Mary Mack :)

[@robertmehn7939]

I met her after a show and was surprised that she was exactly like her stage persona

[@Pencil0fDoom]

i was wondering...

[@squirrelboss7067]

Duh, she’s acting

[@bobby_greene]

@@squirrelboss7067 nah, she's from Webster

[@ronpeck26]

She should have said after trying to get the class to do Beethoven's nineth, she started doing Jack Daniel's fifth.

[@Marcus_C51]

Superb!!👍

[@kbean5338]

I thought I’d hate it. I was laughing so hard. Great comic!!!

[@bunzer.of.wunzerton2235]

She's so humble and sweet

[@gregmacdonald3559]

You are one of the funniest comedians I have ever experienced! Thank you for the laughs 🇨🇦❤️

[@kenebob9125]

Anti-depressants: Mom was taking 'em and I felt GREAT I go out into the living room, and present myself, life a gift. THIS is epic comedy -- everyday life, made hysterical!

[@jessicawinchester7184]

I love her! I'm from Wisconsin & her jokes are so spot on & relatable. 🤣

[@nishisalott1839]

The sound of her voice, is THE MONEY! LOL! " I played two songs and it was OUT!" I died!

[@dr.brandileebunge]

She's Too Funny & Adorable!!! A Rare Gem, Her Minnesota Accent Priceless!!! Don't Be Fooled By Her Sweet Unassuming Voice, She's Naive!!!! She's A Smart Cookie!!! Had The Audience Eating Right Of Her Hand. Loved Her Performance Flawless!!! 🤟😂💯💎💋🎤👊

[@johncichon9499]

Adorable act. Great job. I'm from WI and mostly make fun of MN and the crazies from Chicago. Thanks!

[@donuttingtornado7628]

What a funny and comfy person!

[@bryanbokser0821]

She is absolutely hilarious! And she's very cute!

[@stevenklimecky4918]

One of the best stories I've ever heard was from Charles Nelson Reilly during an interview where he related that every so often he would get a call from Lucille Ball saying simply "It's time." And they would then go out to a particular restaurant where Ms. Ball would order a great big bowl of mashed potatoes, which was the thing to which she was referring - time for the mashed potatoes, as it was her big comfort food thing. Of course it was more amusing to hear him tell of it in his unique fashion.

[@jasonclark5410]

She is great! Super funny and charismatic. She will go far in this business.

[@jamesbaskins6351]

ID pay to see paint dry before listening to her

[@racheltyree4879]

@@jamesbaskins6351 awww looking for a fight are we? Good on ya for not engaging, Jason Clark!

[@alissalatour7332]

I only made it three a few min usually I can watch mote comedy but here made me cringe

[@Psychol-Snooper]

There is video on KZbin of Mary Mack and her husband Tim Harmston performing together, and it's basically this plus one. All G rated if I recall.

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

I need a link! 😃😁

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@BoMwarriorVlog I gave you a link 25 minutes ago, but it seems Dry Bar does not allow links even to KZbin channels. So you'll have to get there yourself. The Channel is "marymackcomedy" and the video can be found in the videos pretty easily (just look for Mary and Tim videos.)

[@Audion]

Mary Mack is a dream. 🥰

[@cUser691]

Great delivery and clever jokes. Thanks, Mary...liked how you interspersed storytelling with jokes [ie yoga, cafeteria ladies, Wisconsin, comfort foods]. Fun set.

[@kbean5338]

So good I watched it twice! Thank you DBC and Mary!

[@coilycrown5130]

I didn’t get all that bovine growth hormones that the city gals are getting 10 more Big Mac a year I could have been somebody 🤣🤣🤣

[@delorasledge2492]

She does induce quite the giggle 😄 🤣

[@dj012001]

Yes, she is adorable. She is also very clever and has spots of brilliance. Thank you.

[@kellylundblad2616]

Mary Mac is my favorite. Please Mary, never stop, you make me laugh! You’re worth getting out bed for.

[@thebeastoffeasterpark]

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black with silver buttons, buttons, buttons all down her back, back, back She jumped so high, high, high she touched the sky, sky, sky and didn't come back, back, back 'til the 4th of July!

[@kittkattgo]

As soon as I saw her name, I thought of that immediately!

[@hollyrbaer]

As someone who grew up in WI and now lives in SoCal, this was spot on! 😂😂😂😂

[@rickshipley7872]

Mary Mack! I can't decide whether you should be on a rocket ship to Mensa or a short bus to kindergarten redux! But I keep following you around! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dorothymcmahon9995]

Perfect.

[@miss_sunshine25]

She is adorable .. I love her! I'm from Wisconsin, 30 min south of Green Bay.. I get all this. She is brilliant!

[@shirls2348]

Curious what town you are from. I'm from 30 miles further South still (just south of Sheboygan). Love and miss it every day. So good to hear her accent.

[@briananderson8428]

She connects better than almost any comedians ever. Much love for the laughs! Wow.

[@c28baby]

I wasn’t even posh enough to have a recorder; I had a flutophone...which I stored in a homemade Strawberry Shortcake carrying bag!

[@segurosincero4057]

Aaawww. Too sweet.

[@gerhardkutt1748]

This is one smart comedian. Love her material.

[@rpeppers2556]

I love this special Mary! You are very funny and pretty too! Look forward to more of your Midwest humor. I'm originally from central Illinois, and your humor and sweet disposition strike me in my heart. Best wishes!

[@rhodawatkins4516]

Mary Mack sounds like a good name for a nun. Sister Mary Mack.

[@homodeus8713]

Yes 😆

[@MaximumCarne]

That’s a song

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

All dressed in black?

[@segurosincero4057]

It’s a popular name in Nova Scotia. 😉

[@stringname.youtubegooglepl2505]

@@eddierayvanlynch6133 With silver buttons?

[@myfamilymatters]

She is so good. Love Dry Bar Comedy.

[@amybar9094]

She is absolutely adorable! Her comedic timing is spot on and she's come along way!!! How can you not fall in love her!! ❤

[@Brooklyn_]

This whole special is great, I've watched it like 3 times!

[@tomskih203]

We need a Dry Bar Comedy international for clean stand up acts worldwide.

[@marycanfield8654]

I'm just cracking up all the way through! I love her already!

[@MrRoper-uk3mw]

That was really good. Her style is so Minnesota, and also quicky and lovable. More please!

[@jeffstumpf9129]

She's VERY Wisconsin, and very funny.

[@francesbernard2445]

I agree. She kils it when it comes to remaining posiitve instead of bitter about having to take a leak outside ever during your lifetime.While she has the same name of an America mythical folk hero in a song. American humor through and through. Like humor about finally getting what the word milk meant to some people instead of the regular word referring to cows milk like the norm. Like say after moving to res in order to attend college. Instead of say not long after being 'gifted' with more than one recommended mother figure while your parents are going through a divorce or whatever before getting lucky enoug to not have to pay rent while attending college.

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

Remember: Drink Wisconsibly…

[@gordonpeden6234]

Brilliant! First time I've heard Mary a Genuinely Funny, Quirky, Lady. "Oh look a curvy boy."

[@kurtoogle4576]

This was really, really good! Deserves her own special! Guess that's why she got one!

[@KagedWhizDumb]

Mary Mack I love your smile! Your comedy is excellent as well. Even if the joke didn't land tho, your smile makes me smile!

[@joydurand]

You know she's funny with 12 ads and we continue to watch!

[@andrep8287]

@joydurand....splurge on YT-premium (C$12.99/month) and never ever get any ads, no matter what you're watching or listening to ;-)

[@thirdopinion8708]

What I really appreciate her is her proof that comedy does not have to be quick and plenty- shot out of a cannon. Her style is comprehensible and matter of factly. Very much relatable and adorably funny!

[@changelingsys]

she had to put the tater tot down bc once the thought existed it couldn’t just *vanish*, its a living breathing comfort food i just my heart

[@amom2go101]

This is the first time I have heard Mary. Love her ! Cannot wait for more

[@mickieminton6940]

She has such a beautiful smile!! I love her comedy!! Awesome!

[@mtnlady4762]

Hard to pinpoint one skit I like better than another, because each one was excellent! Looking forward to watching Mary Mack advance in her career! Such a delight to watch! Glad Tator Tots made the top of the best comfort food list!

[@pstewart5443]

I love Mary. She's a great comedian.

[@new2survival]

Re-watching her again. Love her quirky ways.

[@MrPanzerblitz]

Amazingly funny girl! I predict she will go far as a comedian.

[@catshez]

I love this woman 😂😂😂💕✌️ She is so right about the romance novels.. I was an avid reader of "Point Romance" as a teen, and then thankfully I saw the light one day when I was about 16.. I was depressed and angry about boys, disillusioned about the whole concept painted to me by these stories... .......so I took every single book, piled them into a wheelbarrow in our back garden, and set fire to the lot !!! 😝😝😝🔥 LOL, My mum was horrified, she is a book-worm and saw what I was doing as an abomination... I knew better 😉😉 👍🔥🔥🔥

[@PotterPossum1989]

It's still sad lol

[@Nancie6290]

Good for you . I’m glad I never wasted time with those romance novels … or soap operas

[@catshez]

@@Nancie6290 thanks for the comment.. ☺️ I am someone who got sucked into romance novels and soaps, then saw the light afterwards 🤷🏽‍♀️ haha Perhaps that's the point? Only when we see what we don't want to see?.... I don't accept drama readily these days 😂

[@LindaC616]

Well, ya, cause you coulda got 15 cents apiece for 'em at the garage sale.....😄 I read them briefly when I was 11-13. Then I was saved by the classics. I knew someone at work, when I was in grad school, who wrote for them. She was one of the Penny Jordans

[@lisasmith7474]

My mother had a collection of books, after a horrible break-up and being used to reading 4-6 books a week, and to distract myself I began reading her Romance novels. Yeah .. terrible idea. Written primarily for women by women .I was disillusioned about men for about a year. And sad because the next guy I dated was great at the grand gestures but terrible at relationships. Those guys don't exist. Or if they do they're unicorns . Screw the FBI warnings before movies, the wing mirrors warning on cars, those books should come with a disclaimer

[@johnlarson505]

It seems like a lot of stand-up comics are former teachers.

[@KyChristensen]

They can think on their feet and can entertain a group!

[@silvergirl7810]

From a former teacher- you just want the hell out of the classroom 😩

[@MesozoicNerdContentCreator]

You should here some of my dads storys. Retired teachers should be stand up comedians

[@andreawest5047]

As a teacher the comedy tends to just write itself.

[@lioness3963]

Thanks!😂 you are hilarious

[@pennyarsenault7162]

I'd love to see her on tour with Jim Gaffigan...! They are equally hilarious and wholesome and do funny voices and bizarre extrapolations..

[@michelletracey4030]

Thanks!

[@user-vd2jk7dl3p]

"You don't even know when the now is until the little bit after the now! Sometimes several days go by before I realize it was now" Hahahaha!!!

[@kathyhollenbach7413]

I love this! Love your dialect; have always loved listening to people from Wisconsin/Minnesota area. Keep up the good work Mary!

[@Panwere36]

Nice! She is hilarious!! And yes.. what she says about the clarinet is the truth. My sister tortured the family for years with that instrument of crimes against music! The clarinet is just a recorder for teens and grownups!!!

[@kevingramling5443]

So did my sister thats to funny

[@angel007sherm]

I have listened to all 3 of her albums many times so I had heard a few of the jokes (uncensored for the audience) but the new ones were priceless

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Lol where I live lutheran coffee is double strength! Love a good welding tank story tho 😂😂😂🔥

[@papajeff5486]

Okay, I actually smiled a real smile. She made me feel joy. I appreciate that. Texas