WHY THE LITTLE VAMPIRE SHOULDA BEEN RATED R

[@soullessmoriarty]

I'm Scottish, I can confirm Eric's absolutely correct about how we insult people. It's an art form almost.

[@abra322]

yes

[@jabyalex7868]

was about to say the same thing

[@Kinseliplier]

Lol

[@chasemartins3359]

I admire it truly. As an American I do my best to try to honor the art form. British humor is top notch.

[@tassiegamer4516]

@@chasemartins3359 Scottland is a state

[@jomar1001001]

"Ya lettle CONT"

[@poppypopper7123]

They won me over with this

[@marlonrando9272]

STAAHHHHPPPP

[@tonycd5304]

Sounds like two Irish men i know about.

[@nothing_special9054]

why did he sound like jacksepticeye though lol

[@iblamepoppy71]

Americans literally don;t know how to use and say the word 'c*nt' properly...

[@Nimbus487]

I love tracks with Jillian because it's just 2 hours of Eric saying really fucked up things and Jillian telling him how bad a person he is.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

I mean she is right.

[@dest1ny690]

sssSSSTAAAAAAAAAAHP

[@dest1ny690]

i already love jillian

[@k8ieedits]

my kink

[@admech590]

Just like me and my sister. Aaaahh memories....

[@Misguidedghostz]

“HIS VERY OWN RODRICK” IM GONNA PASS OUT😂😭

[@valenfigurka]

Ronnie That one killed me too

[@notrosie3339]

Glad that someone verified this wasnt a shared fever dream. Still think about the vampire cows

[@crazfrog1o1]

OHMYGOD HOW DID I FORGET THE VAMPIRE COWS

[@collencosse6631]

I truly use to only be able to remember a like few seconds of the end of the movie. And untill I found this I questioned if this movie was even real

[@SteaksAndBourbon]

Did the TV show really happen though?

[@parkchimmin7913]

Tbh, the special effects for the movie aren’t as bad as I thought they would be (I haven’t watch this movie in YEARS!)

[@ronj1653]

not Rosie this should have been a prequel to shark boy and lava boy

[@andreapareti324]

Jillian telling Eric what he's saying is terrible but then laughing anyway makes my day.

[@klcpesan]

I'm Scottish and you are absolutely correct on our insults.

[@goonsgoons1]

aye right ya fuckin weapon

[@katiec-g3793]

did they say ya wee bastaard

[@deadgamesplayeryt3271]

I know right he sounds like Billy Connelly

[@lordindulgence]

666 LIKES OIOI

[@lewiscarscadden8800]

I'm Scottish to and I agree

[@abmbh6079]

Bro you guys gotta watch Zathura, I jus remembered it and I haven't heard anyone talk bout it. But I know people remember it, it's bout kids in space, wit like a board game, and the sister gets frozen in the bathroom. Issa whole crazy story

[@FunkyAlmondmilk_]

Almighty SD “Walter?”

[@DaveZilla02]

Whenever I felt like watching it I just turned on Jumanji instead

[@Dylan_Thomas1]

Literally Scifi Jumanji.

[@reillyanderson9720]

I absolutely loved that movie even though the robot legit terrified me!

[@barbaro267]

Zathura is a masterpiece!!

[@KedarBell]

9:03 "Ew this lady is so gross" as she casually eats a bag of chips...?

[@aoifemmckeon]

Kedar Bell RIGHT!? I was so confused

[@KedarBell]

They cut these for time so I hope its just a slip up

[@jakedubiel8483]

Kedar Bell she's open mouth chewing like a cow

[@ButWithout]

Saw it on their patreon it's not a slip up! It was her actual reaction. Weird.

[@retr0gra3de]

Kedar Bell i honestly scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else was confused on her reaction of a lady eating chips lol

[@krisc.1534]

When you’re now 19 yrs old remembering you had a crush on the blonde vampire girl when you were like 7

[@buckme00]

Finally someone mentioned her, everyone in the comment session kept mentioning the boys like she didn't exist, and that was my only reason for watching the movie in the first play.....puberty hit me super hard 😆😆😆 oh, and that whistling part of the movie.

[@Blue-cs7pj]

Same here she was like one of the sisters from hocus pocus. 😂

[@stephenjohnson3872]

Swear bro i thoight i was the only one

[@DeathnoteBB]

Tbh I loved her at the time but had a bigger crush on the vampire boys. I totally forgot she existed now XD Sorry vampire girl, you deserved better

[@Takaichi666-]

I saw this as a kid and I had a crush on the sister 😂

[@moon_sun1964]

Just a little reminder to everyone that the Disney movie G-Force still exists but we don’t talk about it for somme reason.

[@marykatemccann9006]

Is that the one with the guinea pigs? MAan, I forgot about that one.

[@moon_sun1964]

Mary Kate McCann Disney has erased any evidence that this movie has ever existed

[@marykatemccann9006]

Moon_Sun 19 What? How?

[@moon_sun1964]

Mary Kate McCann they didn’t “OFFICIALLY” did it but they NEVER talk about G force like NEVER

[@c.o7993]

That's caus3 it's trash

[@digitalbritt2k]

I was obsessed with this movie. I had a massive crush on Gregory (the teen brother) because I had a thing for punk/goth types, and when I rewatched it recently I was like “Oh wow, wth was I thinking?!” lol.

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

For REAL, I remember him looking much older and heart-throb-esque when I was a kid and now I look at him and he's this lil gremlin 😂

[@icecreamkitty2735]

​@stupendoushorrendous8258 If you check out the Little Vampire 2017 version, gregory is pretty cute. Look it up

[@starksoulvlogs3137]

Literally have seen this movie once and it never came back on Disney again when I was like 6 lol but I still remember it all lol. Never thought I’d hear someone bring this movie up ever again lol

[@jaredhansen2521]

Same here. It's been years

[@irachoi8944]

so...many...lols..

[@Gibbypastrami]

Total Reckut it used to come on like every halloween when i was a kid, favorite disney movie when i was little, i would watch disney like everyday during October so i wouldnt miss it, that and the HalloweenTown movies, old disney halloween movies were the best

[@Wellingtongue]

Lol my bad lol, wanna lol get lol dinner lol with lol me lol?

[@TheBlackLakeSiren]

....it comes on like every Halloween.

[@aMAXproduction]

Old lady: *calmly eating chips normally* Jillian: EEEEW! This old lady is so gross!

[@mothastrud]

I remember having a crush on the vampire boy...

[@Elizabethleaf]

Aimee Mena I did too. Lol. Also had the slightest crush on Gregory because he was such a bad boy. XD

[@shelbiegeorge3452]

Me too!!!

[@melissarojas8799]

Aimee Mena LOL omg. My reply is so late but me too!

[@asimafb7451]

Ahh same

[@cheekclapper5746]

GAY

[@JaBBerSmack]

Jesus Eric has such chemistry with everyone and even himself. He can bounce off of literally anything.

[@crazychips123]

My god the effects have aged so dam well

[@likeastarbaby]

maybe partly because everything takes place in low lighting?

[@sofialaya596]

yes, they used all the resourses they had to make it look cool and it worked out pretty well

[@Laizerdisk]

I just started the video and I’m excited to see whether you’re being sarcastic or not

[@Laizerdisk]

CRAZYRIPPS i am pleasantly surprised

[@Gibbypastrami]

except the vampire cows

[@GibbyTheBeard]

Hi my name is Rosie, and I'm here auditioning for the part of Scottish Woman #3. "AAAWWWWW RAW LITTLE BOI!"

[@KnlMohawk13]

I first saw this movie during a sleep over when I was like 8. Fell asleep halfway through and my only strong recollection was the vampire cows.

[@anythinggal]

Kayla Nichole I used to watch this movie weekly and my only recollection is also the vampire cows wtf

[@julesboslough5576]

Actually i had a similar experience. I watched it with my step mom when I was pretty young and all i remembered was the vampire cows.

[@925lexi]

I remembered bits and pieces of the film, but the vampire cows definitely stood out because they terrified me as a kid.

[@mariaguglielmo1532]

I remember the vampire kid sucking their blood and then turning into vampire cows. That’s it. It took me years to find the movie based on that knowledge alone.

[@boppob1343]

Dude I hated falling asleep during movies like this, I would wake up at a scary part and freak out

[@katjosephperez8772]

Having semi-recently played the old Banjo Kazooie on the Switch, I can confirm that Eric’s impressions of it are outstandingly accurate

[@souhailamdah2982]

You little couuuunt , im dying

[@snickerwixkerfrickinyea4905]

The vampire kid sexually awakened me as a 8 year old, also this was one of my earliest memories of shipping because i shipped the vampire kid with the human kid lmao

[@LosAnggraito]

THIS! 😂 I was 6 and didn't even know what shipping was, but I'd always get sad at the end when the vampire kid turned human cuz he couldn't be with the human kid anymore

[@evita0118]

Disgusting

[@tomblack5588]

Hol up

[@Anipixelz]

@@evita0118 Disgusting? Wow what a gross and twisted overreaction.

[@RoohTah]

Anipix twisted and gross? What a disgusting overreaction

[@gleegleek4eva]

This was my SHIT. 10 year old me had such a crush on the vampire kid.

[@wildcardedits]

aiken relkins joy 😍

[@setogod7]

for the 10 year old me it was the girl she is only 12 in this i loved her so much same with emily browning in darkness falls

[@harrymcallister90]

perry wright Girl who plays Susan in the Narnia movies? That one?

[@dylan-ij4vk]

aiken relkins I had a big fricking crush on him when i was 7 lmao

[@setogod7]

not watched those films but maybe

[@lefthandedbaker]

6:21 I even thought the accent was a bit of an overkill. XD But the I realized the actress is actually Scottish which made me laugh even harder.

[@Hatch.productions]

"You little C*nt" My God that killed me.

[@thegeniusgamer4436]

This movie was so precious to me as a child. I loved it so much, the part where he whistles at the end is heart warming.

[@SB992REBORN]

yePPPPPPPPPpPPP!

[@claystripe6514]

"Niplicki" destroyed my innocence. I hope you're happy, Eric

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Hehehehehehehe

[@admech590]

Oh what's so bad about that? *thinks about it for few minutes* Oh....now I get it...well tbf we're all Niplicki cause we all we're breast fed 😏

[@bruh-ur5vw]

limpdicki

[@LegendofStorms]

I was so obsessed with this movie that I would watch it while wearing a vampire cape and I made my own amulet and would chant the beginning whilst holding it up towards the moon. 🌕

[@PrettyMuchIt]

love that!!!

[@wiccangirl6079]

Same

[@ewanbruce7882]

I can confirm that that is how Scottish people talk

[@PrettyMuchIt]

THANK YOU.

[@ThefunEd]

im from england and we say that all the time too but without 'we' just you

[@CJR33D]

If it's not cunt, it's bastard, prick, or fucking dick but same idea really, at least those are ones I tend to use most

[@J0s3ph__]

Michael Mcilwraith stfu snp bitchhh

[@snowmewt]

CJR33D and also fuck faced dick

[@FreakDaMIghet]

Richard E. Grant already looks like a vampire to begin with, so casting him was the natural choice.

[@GoldFledgEnt]

Didn’t even realize it was him for so long. He really does have that vamp aesthetic

[@Jelly4Telly]

Eric’s main goal for this video must have been just to ruin the movie for his sister.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

That is always my goal.

[@Xehanort10]

That's a brother's duty.

[@SB992REBORN]

@@PrettyMuchIt you dare judge me an aristocratt?! I am.. Aristocratt!!! *in the off by the wife : whatever hehehehehehehehe.*

[@RepliesMuted]

Wow I just learned that the mom in this movie passed away in 2018, only just a few months ago, so sad when you find out actors from movies you watched as a kid are no longer in the world :(

[@BlakeGM]

Man, I remember getting this movie from Blockbuster a lot. I remember the scene with the paper vampire teeth, where the vampire chases the kid around the room, and the cow scene. I totally forgot about the amulet.

[@ghostmemeboi]

BlakeGM same

[@darminatin]

I fucking forgot about the cows!!!!

[@bryanna9458]

blockbuster 🥺

[@GamingOS]

Noided

[@realonereal1]

GamingOS noided

[@MysticMorigan1998]

Zack is way younger than the other kids in the class. Like he really doesn't need to be in that class.

[@sierramari7399]

You gotta watch Stuart little now

[@halloween_skeleton]

Mari Mari He already has. Back with Mike. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqHGlaWcqZxjjK8

[@marykatemccann9006]

Now that I'm older, and into cosplay, part of me wants to do adult versions of these characters for a convention. Like find a guy friend and dress up as the sister and the brother or something. Even now I absolutely love the art design for the vampires. It's part of what made this movie stand out to me so much as a kid. The setting wasn't childish, it was dark and gloomy and really glamorous. It didn't look like a kid's movie, even though it acted like one, and part of me was probably like, man, I'm sick of all this cutesy kid stuff, I like this cool serious adult-looking stuff.

[@Skyebright1]

Agree the costumes are great ;)

[@VYDZER]

"i'm sleeve"

[@PrettyMuchIt]

hi sleeve

[@fireflyhighh]

Pretty Much It hi sleeve I'm dad

[@doomspidey1737]

@@fireflyhighh hi dad I'm dad

[@Cociobladereviews]

Lying Ass Mom: "I didn't know you could draw so good." "They're really not."

[@jakegetscake4672]

Kids movies in the late 90s and early 00's were the best. Glad I grew up around that time. "This for being a lil cuunnt😂"

[@ashleighcalvert8937]

I remember being attracted to and simultaneously scared of the vampire daddy as a child... all the warning signs were there i guess😂

[@PrettyMuchIt]

VLADDY

[@MissFangs]

"that doesn't make someone daddy" I'M DEAD LOLOL

[@fursona_au_chocolat]

we will ignore the fact that jonathan lipnicki fucked up his line at 8:34 and they never bothered to make him fix it so he's just speaking with his mouth closed

[@BenMoranFilms]

Cracking up at your impression of a Scottish person

[@angusdunn5417]

He's sounds northern Irish

[@crystalcollision5432]

He sounds more Scottish than I do, and I'm fucking living here

[@yunabean]

“just because you’re jacked doesn’t make you daddy, but you can be daddy and be jacked” 😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@ImFuckingAwesome97]

There was def a swingers thing going on in this movie

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Oh 100%

[@trytoi_]

Pretty Much It My siblings thought I was crazy. Thank you for giving me closure after 18 years.

[@jpg4926]

All I remember from watching this movie was having a crush on the boys sister and trying to whistle

[@Luke101]

You're killin' me with these nostalgic commentaries!

[@ExcessCompany]

My last name is Thompson. My first name starts with a T. I’m from the US, but moved to Scotland in the 4th grade for 2 years. I heavily identified with this movie, and still do hahaha.

[@ultrixsoma2736]

YEH LIL' KON'T

[@dvzxo]

“monday’s got me like-“ made me laugh so hard i spit out my juice

[@EatMyMojo]

Bro, this film was filmed in Scotland and the School scene was filmed at my old primary school!

[@ceciliap5336]

this is hands down THE best commentary track. makes me die laughing no matter how many times i watch

[@ErynSierra]

I had such a huge crush on Rudolph (Rollo Weeks) in this movie when I was younger omg

[@amdraglover]

ErynSierra mine was Gregory lol

[@maryjoysanderson]

God me too

[@shanis_kim95]

Mi is Rudolph and Gregory

[@jjjlove2260]

He was my first ever crush

[@megmoo96]

same but also on his entire family too 💀😂

[@the-factoid234]

2:03 ERICS WHEEZE HAS ME DECEASED 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@brandonktemple]

Y’all the conversation about what makes a dude daddy is too relatable.😂

[@sonImbigguyinwoods]

omg i can't believe im 4 years late to this, this movie was my childhood, only 31 seconds in and the entire movie is played in my head. i had this on DVD and would watch it practically religiously on our HD- VHS & DVD player system TV, that sat on the ground in our "hallway"/ corridor between my brother en I's room's because it was too heavy for any table left to hold it lol. wow, this movie is perfectly preserved in my memories, but I had forgotten that it existed for like a decade until now. holyshit

[@-_--vx1ft]

I feel like I'm in the movie theaters, and you two are the annoying little kids behind me Thank you

[@kingj6677]

From viewers and supporters like you…. Thank you

[@WalrusWinking]

I wish kids in the movies were this funny.

[@Takaichi666-]

@@WalrusWinkingfor real 😂

[@888kawehi]

Alternative title: Eric ruining jillians childhood for a good 15 minutes

[@katsarm6068]

My life will be COMPLETE if you do Shark Boy and Lava Girl

[@paige902]

Kat Sarm they did it several years ago

[@njblackbird3148]

Hell Yeah!

[@Pinearah]

Okay. So. When the little girl came on screen I was like, “wtf, is that Billie Eilish?”

[@PrettyMuchIt]

omG

[@DeathnoteBB]

At this point any girl with long hair and droopy eyes is Billie Eilish- like she didn’t invent being punk/goth y’all

[@KoraWade]

@@DeathnoteBB no shit? Also she has never been goth/punk, nor has she ever claimed to be.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@KoraWade Okay?

[@SB992REBORN]

@@PrettyMuchIt it is susan from narnia lion witch and the wardrobe! I FELL FOR HER HERE AND THEN IN NARNIA AND ALSO IN HALO 4FORWARD UNTO DAWN!

[@gabbykingmusic]

can you guys please do bridge to terabithia??

[@creepyscrawly113]

omg yeS i never thought about how great that would be

[@unxprienced9548]

That would honestly be amazing!

[@privatenorby]

i know im 2 years late to reply, but it's still too soon.

[@DarkFaeCosplay]

That giving me sad flashbacks

[@lexixoxo7407]

That movie makes me cry I haven’t seen it in two years cause I don’t wanna cry

[@kaelynn3210]

i was so obsessed with this movie when i was little. i even said something about it to my mom a couple weeks ago and she said i was insane lmaoo

[@waterytart]

As a Scot I facepalmed whilst simultaneously busting a gut at that impression lol

[@EmoryKaine]

1:38 "LIPNICKI'S IN THE DRINK" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@boredsick9046]

I watched this movie so much as a kid that my dad broke it and threw it into the river.

[@hipten]

Bored Sick Lol are you being for real ?

[@boredsick9046]

hipten Sadly yes

[@politech2722]

Break him. Throw him into the river.

[@boredsick9046]

politechnology - 政治 技術 I honestly should he turned out to suck anyways.

[@politech2722]

Bored Sick What’s the return policy on him?

[@ThatLittleKitten]

The effects are something I didn't notice my first time watching this, but dayyyum they look cool

[@fadingdawns]

whenever Eric screamed "THE AMULET" i burst out laughing thank you

[@Sqwidiot]

i ruined the 69 likes :D

[@YouAlreadykno3]

"Aye, yeh little fock" lmfao😂😂 when he said that I died of laughter

[@UniquEnegma]

"STAHHPPP"- Jullian 2018

[@CeceDoesArt]

“This is my earliest memory of the moon” idk why but sUBBED

[@erikgonzalez928]

Please watch Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant, its on Netflix and it stars John C Reilly, Willem Dafoe and Selma Hayek

[@Foodbasedgamer]

Erik Gonzalez if you have know anything about Eric, its that he LOVES the books, and as a lover as the books I can attest that the movie is ATROCIOUS

[@011mph]

@@Foodbasedgamer oh my god I loved those books as a kid. I'll never get over how much they ruined the story in the movie

[@NicoUnken]

I am terrified over watching the movie myself as I read a TON of the books. That author was genuinely weird and I loved all the books he wrote when I was a teenager.

[@katielicheni9451]

"Why did they have to turn the whole light on?" "It wasn't the hall light it was their bedroom light"

[@amsardina11]

I love how its an Eric and Jillian thing to just say "ew" at shit

[@jourdanwolf]

Thank you for bringing back some core memories Eric 😂😂 My mind was brought back to a lazy Summer afternoon in preschool. We were sat watching this on vhs in front of the tv on a stand.

[@American-Ghoul]

I had such a huge crush on Rudolph when I was a kid

[@lukerose384]

You had a crush on a reindeer? wtf

[@torig8785]

I like how the teacher says our American friend is full of stories when Scots have the Loch Ness Monster and their national animal is a f-ing unicorn. Like look who’s talking beech.

[@xCoMiXx]

I just remembered my crush on that blonde girl too, gosh...

[@blacktooth666]

[POLYBLUES] same

[@filmfreakreacts2516]

you aint the only one

[@MrSharkBuster]

12:27 Banjo kazooie reference! What a legend

[@jerarddeal2736]

4:16 the bully is played by Iain De Casestecker who is known for playing Fitz on Agents of Shield

[@afool4art]

NO WAY AWESOME!!!

[@lizziecross8149]

I didn’t even know I had this memory. I now remember having a huge crush on the little vampire dude.

[@jairbear619]

6:50 Eric with an accent: “I got ya, you little... BAT BITCH!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TJ_ax]

12:26 brought warmth to my heart thank you

[@VMG3001]

Love how the Logan villain is in this and hasn't age....wait a minute

[@QuestionableLifeChoices]

Omg I loved this movie so much when I was little! The whistle was always my favorite thing for some reason. I couldn't whistle very well but I learned just so I could do that long note. I still kinda love how it sounds. I also had a huge crush on the little vampire boy lol. Still so cute

[@TheDorkSideTV]

Every time Eric’s laugh breaks the sound barrier I laugh too 2:01

[@lonely_crash2059]

The sister from Narnia...yup still attracted to her

[@JourneyStudiosisawesome]

I don't remember Dracula always being that short. Must be a new Dark Universe change.

[@2plus5iz25]

I had a crush on the teen brother and that was one of the first signs that I was a goth gay :,)

[@ledge1220]

Fitz from Agents of SHIELD at 5:24 on the left :D

[@mickyjoe97]

ledge 1220 HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR! 😱

[@katiek2615]

WOAAAHHHHHHH

[@goonsgoons1]

oHHH MYYY

[@heatherfeather4000]

One of the girls from the Narnia movies is the little girl vampire. Also the bad guy is the butler from Downton Abby. Didn’t notice Fitz. Thanks for pointing out. 😁

[@alexmiranda3411]

Holy shit!!!!!

[@zionbenitez479]

In the director's cut, Jonathan Niplicky screams as they speed towards the cows and his scream transitions into the Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song.

[@xenia_orozco]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO you guys just unlocked a childhood memory of mine by posting this video holy shit I could have sworn i dreamt this movie in a fever dream

[@snipperjoey1151]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS MOVIE FOR YEARS AND FINALLY THIS APPEARS IN MY KZbin HOME PAGE THANK YOU

[@mitchgosser2802]

The Banjo Kazooie sfx are killing me.

[@laurafayehp]

“As usual? He’s brand new!” 😂😂😭

[@b3a5t89]

So yep, will definitely be picking up all the commentaries with you two on them. Jake is a close second, but imo its kinda hilarious hearing jill break over the course of a commentary. PS: where can I find the 29 urban legend video?

[@hunter02991]

The teen brother scared the shit out of me when I was kid

[@poppyameiIa]

tbh your scottish impression was spot on eric ....

[@nesslig2025]

Can I just say that, the kid vampire at 7:50 is more intimidating than any vampire in all the twilight movies. Of course I can, it's true.

[@veganvampire95]

eric’s Scottish accent wow

[@MinddKidzag]

9:06 - 9:13 Like what? Fingering her "bagpipes"?

[@DeclanCorey]

oh dang! hi Mindd! ^^

[@xcmodev1558]

Ayyyy