Why The Ranch Is The WORST Netflix Original - NitPix

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This show is so bad that I can't even put it into words. Oh actually I did, then I recorded myself reading those words and edited images to compliment them. It was a whole process to be honest...
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[@vertigognome6617]

Clearly you have no idea what the ranch truly is. You didn’t even watch all the episodes so where is your ethos? You don’t like needless cliffhangers? Clearly you have no appreciation for cinema. Cliffhangers need to be used at all times. I wish there was 2 cliffhangers in every episode. You don’t think there’s artistry? You’re wrong. The dull colors and poorly shot scenes are used for a more realistic effect. It’s also a throwback to the great dust bowl in America that ruined the lives of many farmers and ranchers. Just as these characters constantly ruin their lives because they can’t control their hormones. If you had only read up on this show you might have seen that even Steven Spielberg thought it was amazing (probably why they won countless awards). It definitely has nothing to do with the fact that Aston Kutcher and Steven Spielberg are secretly lovers. Have you ever wondered what kind of sounds they make while they make love? I have. Often. What was I saying?

[@clancybrownpogging1141]

Vertigo Gnome I’m glad someone understands!

[@Yungdarius]

Vertigo Gnome a true scholar

[@joemoe2396]

Vertigo Gnome watches Internet Comment Etiquette with Eric

[@AmokCanuck]

Joe Moe you fucker I was going to say that

[@candycanetv7220]

...AND POST

[@rafhpp]

i don't know about you, but this show really hits home. it's calming, it's heart warming. it's not intended to be funny all the way. it's a gem for targeted audience. it's actually one of the best originals and i'll be lying if i say i don't watch on netflix every single day.

[@danielencarnacion459]

100% agreed

[@James-gr5un]

It’s definitely made for people who don’t want to think to much and have some eye candy and mediocre acting that’s for sure

[@dccalling5960]

I have never heard someone with a British accent say the word "ranch" and honestly, this is probably the equivalent of listening to Americans gleefully repeat "tea and crumpets" over and over ad nauseum, I finally understand.

[@JonathanLewispartypenguin]

RONCHE

[@megasuperhyperspeed]

Rar-nch

[@YodaOnABender]

That’s an English southern accent, not a British accent. I’m also British and say it different to him

[@ComeAlongKay]

Yeah Americans love to stand around saying tea and crumpets, it’s a huge pastime. Out of all the many English accents we parody that one nonstop. We’re just obsessed with them and they clearly matter a great deal to us and our ability to do the relatively recently invented posh English accent well is paramount. We just have to get right that one out of dozens of accents from that country the size of a smaller state in America.

[@Candypants217]

I was thinking the exact same it's like they add a U after the A, RaUnch😂

[@ecmelton8633]

It's kinda crazy that the show doesn't have any establishing shots. Like, there is a whole major plot line about the selling the titular ranch and I have no idea what the house or barn(s) even look like.

[@brytonup1551]

Eric Melton agreed it would really do well with some world building like showing the town or the boys walking

[@hepty3179]

It shows the house in season 4 episode 6.Its brief but it shows the frontof the house.The front of the barn is displayed when there outside of the house. p.s they do have it in a sound studio.It probably wasnt that big to fit a full barn,house and acrea of land.

[@hepty3179]

@@brytonup1551 i always taught the town in the opening was thw town.

[@hepty3179]

The front of the bar is shown in season 4 9th episode.

[@acronvron9665]

The opening is the place where they live and the transitional shots between scenes.

[@EndureTyrant]

I'm pretty critical of most shows, but being that I grew up with lots of friends and family like this, it hits home, and the humor almost drags me into my childhood, and I've never laughed harder. I know it's not a great show structurally, but for who it targets, it is an absolute gem.

chunkycake101 Damn dude, no one asked

[@a.m.bolatto6729]

Christopher Marlowe Ik dog he went in, I loved this show😂

[@muffinmatt4723]

I enjoyed it while I watched it, sure it's not very complex but it's simplicity wasn't a bad thing when it comes to gaining an audience

[@kylemagaro231]

Sitcoms aren't dead, 30 minute, canned laughter, prime time, ensemble sitcoms are dead. I Love Lucy was literally the best.

[@nothanks7263]

if literally the best was more than 50 years ago, it's dead and we're beating a dead horse at this point.

[@MichaelMixerMasonGASS]

It’s just weird to hear a laugh track on a show with so much cussing in it

[@dillondelaney4347]

Nah Seinfeld is

[@tw629108]

I second that on Lucy. Was such a good show.

[@mariaquiet6211]

Imagine a sit com without canned laughter. Dysfunctional relatives and neurotic frenemies saying awful things, awkward pauses, icy glares, and a storyline that picks up where it started week after week, year after year. Like hell but boring.

[@nickcherries]

always sunny very critically acclaimed but still no emmy, just shows how useless those awards are

[@aperson6505]

'When I die, just throw me in the trash.' - The Emmy Awards

[@Odinsday]

If you have been watching the Oscars, you should know how meaningless these awards are.

[@clayjack9969]

DustyO'Rusty Emmies are worse in my opinion. They still give awards to SNL.

[@thema1998]

DustyO'Rusty The Grammys are meaningless too. Don't forget about that! 🤓

[@OzcraftINC]

Was gonna like this comment but there’s 420 likes so I fully can’t

[@24FramesOfNick]

They call me The Ranch cause I be dressing

[@David-dd2yv]

24 Frames Of Nick Damn that was slick

[@stonalisa3729]

Love your channel nick

[@ZombieismIsAChoice]

You want to get your Ranch in her Hidden Valley

[@FSFred]

I’m sorry. I had to dislike that. No hard feelings.

[@thema1998]

Stompin Thomp You may have disliked his comment but its not like it really matters. We can't even see the amount of dislikes he has.

[@cyphre]

"The Netflix original sitcom, known simply as, The Raunch."

[@DaniPlaysGame]

hahahahah tHe RaUnCh

[@Alex-rh8mr]

😂😂

[@ceciliacrasto4602]

Am the only one who thought this is about the mythical place where Dr Phil sends everyone?

[@sofiarodriguezsantiago5403]

Cecily Crasto No, so did I

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

bold if you to assume we outsiders would ever be privvy to The Ranch

[@thewillofabeast9079]

People have there own opinions on different topics: shows, movies, art, etc. and I respect that but, I feel he was being overdramatic with this whole video.

[@JerKur18]

😄

[@alucardtepes8402]

@@thewillofabeast9079 You're just dumb.

[@jacob31993]

I actually like this show. I find it amusing on late nights when I can’t sleep and the jokes are pretty funny, some fall flat but Some genuinely make me laugh.

[@N54-s7r]

I really enjoyed it until it got to nonstop depressing shit

[@devonkrahn-burke1250]

“What in the FUCK is almond milk?!”

[@masterbrad89]

“Remember the time they went streaking at Arby’s yelling WE HAVE THE MEATS?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@emiitheastralwalker3791]

ah yes, the raunch

[@WhirlingMusic]

Crunch*

[@emiitheastralwalker3791]

no rooster no raunch

[@WhirlingMusic]

I can't eat salad without ranch

[@emiitheastralwalker3791]

how raunchy

[@lenonel3286]

eostara i love the lunch

[@theolast9727]

Ayyyyyyy my boy got a Sponsor Now, I'm not gonna download Alliance because if I'm being honest it looks like shit, but I'm glad you're getting sponsored

[@Dogman_35]

They all do, that's why they have to pay people to advertise the game for them.

[@trindon2742]

I actually liked The Ranch, it reminded me of my home and the small towns that surrounded the area. Yeah sure it had terrible writing sometimes but the characters reminded me of people I knew and got along with when I was younger so I guess to like the show you just gotta have an appreciation for country life lol

[@shawnconway6009]

You know what kills me about this show? That when they're outside, the backdrop is such a terrible, obvious drape over image that they put on a sound stage, that it's extremely stupid and insulting. Like, they couldn't be bothered to put a green screen and put image of actual outside. Or even just shoot the damn thing outside? It's so low rent.

[@JoeSmith-dl9ok]

So don’t watch it

[@ThruTheEarth]

i'm not downloading alliance

[@GebTM]

rebel

[@ThruTheEarth]

charlie hermansson thanks

[@billhodges7835]

Edgy

[@billhodges7835]

charlie hermansson rebel rebel i love you so

[@toby7442]

Bill Hodges Rebel rebel, it's on your dress

[@charsfm5203]

> gets adblock to block ads >you put an ad in the video >outplayed.exe

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Marius Nordfjærn Stop

[@axelcats]

you ever think thats why they have to have sponsors?? not only are videos being demonetized by youtube's shit policies, assholes like you don't allow creators their increasingly smaller % of ad revenue...

[@luke-alex]

@@axelcats The inconvenience of the ads is disproportionate to the minuscule revenue that the creators see per ad, so I really don't have a problem with it

[@tristanhartshorn]

>Fast_Forward.mpeg

[@richardtickler8555]

i dont mind sponsorships. i prefer them to the often shitty ads yt shows you (scams, repetitive shit etc) furthermore, sponsorships can be woven into the content. yt ads go like "lets skip to... [single squirrels want to eat your nuts (unskippable)] ...the second act""

[@devilsavocado730]

You're absolutely right in saying that being a "Netflix Original" is no longer an indication of quality. It seems they've lost whatever quality control they had before when they had to invest in projects carefully.

[@Everyyoueverymiau]

Devil's Avocado 🥑 Yes, nowadays I tend to avoid Netflix originals 😒

[@stonalisa3729]

Devil's Avocado I agree. The recent originals are cookie cutter. Although I will say there are still some decent ones like End of the Fucking World

[@jackflash8567]

It's pretty clear now they never had quality control. They got lucky in the early days and now it's a crapshoot.

[@devilsavocado730]

I thought End of the Fucking World was a mixed bag. It had some great moments, but it felt extremely predictable.

[@devilsavocado730]

I think, in the early days, Netflix had to pick and choose their investments carefully. Now it is definitely a crap shoot

[@tonys6620]

A Netflix original sitcom that uses the older, flabbier versions of renown actors from over a decade ago that has uninspired storytelling and is actively trivializing the art of sitcom with multi-camera shots and canned laughter? Did you mean *Fuller House?*

[@wadewatson5204]

This is one of the funniest shows ever this Brit dont know shit boooooooo 👎

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

@@wadewatson5204 im sure it is if you have a forearm tattoo

[@wadewatson5204]

@@Justcarlosdiaz jealous bro I do understand

[@bucko9264]

This guy barley even knows anything about the ranch. He said rooster was the “younger brother” and that’s false. He’s the older brother. He’s not a perv, he’s just hilarious. I think this show is one of the best on netflix.

[@viewtifulvash6068]

*_F A D E T O B L A C K_*

[@bul13ts]

That sounds like an anime title... (one google search later) Oh hey, it's a Bleach movie. I must admit, I was imagining a futuristic crime drama.

[@Odinsday]

It's also the title of a shitty 90's space action game.

[@batmangovno]

DustyO'Rusty You take these words back! It was amazing!

[@Odinsday]

+Immense Data lol no

[@zebedeezing4181]

Title card. *Which is once again in comic sans-*

[@senpaichicken9408]

The Ranch Challenge: you have to marathon every season of the show BUT for every bottle of ranch dressing you drink, you get to skip an episode

[@daub0194]

Sounds like a job for Eric Andre

[@totoroben]

Don't do this, you'll die of hypernatremia (too much salt)

[@Shockeye00]

40 fucking bottles of ranch later...

[@Erine120]

totoroben how many bottles would it take to get that far (curious as to how much salt is in dressing)

[@totoroben]

@@Erine120 I was reading a Gizmodo article saying that 47 teaspoons of salt can kill a human. A teaspoon of salt weighs 5.69 grams, so 47 teaspoons would weigh 267 grams.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Is it just a soap disguised as a sitcom?

[@aldorthegreat5267]

King Peppy im pretty sure he meant a soap opera

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Aldor The Great Yeah, in England we just call them soaps.

[@aldorthegreat5267]

Paul Julian yeah the other guy thought you were refferring to the show soap

[@robinthrush9672]

THat's the reason why Soap had that name. I think King was trying to make a joke an ya'll just missed that.

[@chanceneck8072]

I liked that one movie with Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker in it! And that old guy played a pretty cool and convincing farmer in it! And that one guy from that one Black Mirror episode played the killer in it!! I mean: WHAT HAPPENED?? (Can u still follow me?... God, I miss that movie... WHAT WAS IT CALLED???)....

[@forrestdog2]

Did you just... group Scrubs and Big Bang Theory...?

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

Yes, both shit shows

[@i_sahilbhagat]

3:50 he is the older brother. You have not seen the show man properly.

[@TeamMcSlim]

Sahil Bhagat CLEARLY he doesn’t give a fuck mate

[@GuardianKoran]

@DillyDyson007 Yes, because liking things that are different from things other people like automatically makes them dumber.

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Ordan Karris R/wooooooosh to myself

[@joshisnomeme6566]

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 R/Ihavelowbraincells

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Joshisnomeme Ok I changed it

[@silverblue73]

The way you say, "the rahhhnnch" tells me everything I need to know XD

[@petearreola9583]

the raaaauuuuunch😂

[@LosinMyCrackers]

I think that The Ranch was hoping to be like Rosanne. A blue collar family with faults, but still interesting and charming. But they didn't get it right.

[@thenerdtalkpodcast9460]

It was trying to be That 70s show without Eric

[@christianbomar6772]

Rosanne fucking sucks man. I feel bad for you if you find that piece of fucking garbage interesting and charming.

[@skylernewton2206]

This show is great

[@ThisGuysMason]

I don’t know about you, but I really enjoyed “the ranch”. I respect your opinion on this show, I thought it was quite funny with some it’s jokes and was kinda creative. But I don’t know, I haven’t watched many satcoms

[@itzhope3787]

I think it's a great show

[@joshuastarleper1526]

I completely disagree, i love the show.

[@soda989]

That is why you fail... -Yoda

[@MoonaGhost_kitty]

What?! CANT HEEEEAAARR YOU! 🎶 COWBOYS AINT EASSSY TO LOVE, AND THEIR HARDER TO HOLD ON TOOOOO...🎵

[@poweranglers582]

Christina Wright MOMMAS DONT LET YOUR BABYS GROW UP TO BE COWBOYSS

[@harrisonhaine1199]

*they're

[@lordbalzamore7692]

there's no 'to', it's just 'and they're harder to hold' - also the show is bad

[@Dawsonpulleh]

@@lordbalzamore7692 frick off

[@justduet2312]

i watched the ranch with my ex and when he started laughing at the "jokes" I knew it was over

[@ronniemonnie]

JustDuet Me too! 😂

[@cheery-hex]

what jokes?

[@dantenessus8958]

Wow, you seem like an idiot.

[@gabrielguimaraes6486]

well, you seem like a douche anyway, so i guess the only winner here is your ex

[@dbacksfan09]

Yeah, belittle your guy for a millisecond of happiness, on his part. "RRRRErrrrreeeeeeeee HE ENJOYED SOMETHING THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!!!! RRRrrrreeeeeeeeee" Enjoy your cats, they will eat your face when you die, alone and unremembered.

[@Th3Pr0digalS0n]

Offers nothing of value???!?? they say the F word man.

[@born2hula325]

F O B A M A

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

It's always Sunny beat them to that.

[@hepty3179]

Yeah also an actual original take on a sitcom.Give me one sitcom that fully takes place in a country.

[@Mom-cf2je]

I bet you could pitch shift NitPix’s voice and perfectly impersonate IHE

[@Ash-gc3bb]

Do I hate Mars bars

[@ohnothimagen224]

It should be called "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"

[@eatatjoe]

Thank you.

[@Brinta3]

The Ranch was an interesting idea, but it was very flawed. The characters (well, mostly Colt) kept doing and saying stupid things. It felt like very forced drama. And the set was awful. Half of the scenes were just outside on the porch, but it was so obviously inside a studio. They never filmed outdoors scenes to make it feel like they were on a real farm. One good thing was Elisha Cuthbert just because she is pretty. And the relationship between the father and his new girlfriend was pretty convincing. Edit: nearly forgot about Heather (Kelli Ross); very sexy!

[@Br0wnEyedQueen]

Is that Sam Elliott? That's Sam Elliott! What is SAM ELLIOTT doing in this?!

[@joel_molyneux]

He's getting paid a lot of money to call Asthon Kutcher a dumbas multiple times an episode.

[@NIN10DOXD]

He gets paid to say fuck 20x an episode.

[@Br0wnEyedQueen]

What a waste :(

[@thatguyhippie]

You know what Sam Elliott is doing in this?: being your price of admission. I'd say it's worth it for him alone. That, and you should watch The Hero with him & Laura Prepon (another of the 70's Show alumni). That might only be on Hulu.

[@morphangelus]

I was amazingly dissapointed too...I mean, Sam Elliott! He's not bad, at all!! And...apparently he really needs the money, and he knew he looked the part, some... some easy money...I tried to watch it because of him (I HATE Aston Kutcher, and most sitcoms), but, TBH, I didn't get past the 6 minute mark...And though I respect him and like him, I get the feeling he didn't even tried to play his character right....How could he? it's ...it's one or THE worst show I've seen...ever

[@emiitheastralwalker3791]

*THIS VIDEO IS WAY TOO RAUNCHY*

[@robbieclark7828]

Emii The Astral Walker Legalize raunch.

[@remlapwastaken8857]

Wait, there's CANNED LAUGHTER? Holy shit I thought that died with the Big Bang Theory. WHY IS THERE STILL CANNED LAUGHTER IN 2018?

[@user-uy1rg8td1v]

Canned laughter needed to be banned by law a long time ago.

[@blazrrr-4082]

How else am I supposed to know when to laugh!?

[@PaulMDavidson]

Big Bang Theory is shot in front of a live audience, so the laughter is real.

[@PyroPancakes]

*coughs* 2019

[@haydenh3015]

Paul Davidson Even though a real audience is there, they can’t force them to laugh at the nonsense on BBT

[@ThatJennings]

"lady bulls" "i'm not a rancher" you don't say

[@zyx362]

B U R N

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

Haha oh man he doesn't ranch?? What a fuckin NERD!

[@JoeSmith-dl9ok]

Carlos-you’re on every comment on here just tearing into people. Do you feel better trolling videos you hate just to try to insult people? Get a life bro

[@lukes401k]

@@Justcarlosdiaz I mean saying “lady bull” is like saying female man

[@buttersstotch601]

I would argue Colt actually does grow as a character. He goes from a selfish prick to a loving husband and hard worker who wants to provide for his family. Of course I’m saying this after part 5 and six but still. The rest of the characters are just supposed to be comedic reliefs around his adventure

[@JorgeLRojas-95]

"The worst Netflix original" so you haven't seen Flaked or Disjointed or Iron Fist I guess...

[@julianxamo7835]

Iron Fist is not as bad as people say it is, it's the worst of the Netflix Marvel shows, but at least is somewhat interesting

[@lukess.s]

He has watched Iron Fist, check his Defenders vid

[@robgirardi8392]

Those are bad shows. But the Ranch.... the Ranch is putrid.

[@thatguyhippie]

Fist is The Rock of series: a solid cast with some ambitious ideas, sunk below its own surface by a piece of shit lead. Maybe more like Face Off, where the other leads & characters out act the hero? In short - F Nick Cage & his career that won't end.

[@Karin-fj3eu]

Scott Stapp I hope you realize English is foreign for many but hard to avoid. At least here in Sweden we've been forced to watch most things with subtitles.

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

"The Raunch" 😂 Gotta love Brits. The "Raunch" SUCKS!!!!! It's as bad as the cheeky Brit says it is. Believe me.

[@keilanhakstol8338]

Disjointed is 10x worse traditional sitcoms in general are just a relic of a different time. Also you should do a video on the third season of Bloodline and how netflix rushed out the last season.

[@m.a.924]

holy hell yes, at lest I could go through the ranch and felt a little nostalgic from that 70s show. But disjointed is just a barbarism.

[@keilanhakstol8338]

Mr. M true, I actually don’t mind the Ranch if not just for Sam Elliot.

[@Parker-f3s]

Keilan Hakstol Disjointed actually killed my high

[@stonalisa3729]

One episode of Disjointed pushed me awayv

[@idletalker]

one day at a time is genuinely great though

[@GryphonICD]

It's kind of like a sitcom, without the com, leaving you to just watch the sit which is trying to invoke drama at every turn, then kicks you in the teeth for being invested by attempting the com again. It's like it deliberately wants to berate you for attempting to find one thing you like by switching gears into something else entirely which doesn't fit or indeed flow. And the delivery...oh gods, the delivery... quickfire wit delivered at quarter speed. It required canned laughter just so we'd know something was meant to be funny. Even then it wasn't. The whole thing would have been better as simply a drama. I wouldn't have watched it, but at least it would have concentrated on one thing instead of failing at several. I'm sure some people enjoyed it, but as a Brit who enjoys comedy such as IT Crowd, Black Adder, That 70's Show and Brookyln Nine Nine to name a few, it was about as interesting as watching paint dry. Beige paint. That dries very slowly. In a beige room. Beige.

[@lukes401k]

That was a very…verbose argument, but man I died laughing at that beige paint thing

[@lukes401k]

None of the ranching stuff is shown because it’s INTENDED audience will already know what they mean

[@boo5860]

Any mention of the Big Bang Theory activates my gag reflex. Sorry, can't finish the video.

[@khfan4492]

Big bang theory was good

[@sportaflopsupreme5313]

You know the term "Netflix and Chill" requires intercourse, right?

[@j.b.booker7912]

And masturbation is technically a form of self-intercourse.

[@JohnDoe-rt1lc]

Nitsuj Rekoob "Inter-" is a Latin root meaning "between," "among," "mutually," or "together." That doesn't quite sound like masturbation to me...

[@j.b.booker7912]

John Doe while true, and by the way nice use of google to buttress your argument, language evolves and terms are used for many things that differ from their latin root word origin. We arent speaking latin anyway so relying on it as a hard and fast rule is pointless. Masturbation also has many varying colloqiualisms and joking terms used to describe it. Besides, nowhere in netflix and chill does it say intercourse. Youre talking about an assumption or supposition. Which can mean many things for different people. Maybe for him netflix and chill means just watching netflix and sitting on his ass. For someone relying on an urban dictionary youre being quite literal. Besides, I was kidding. Relax.

[@j.b.booker7912]

John Doe personally I consider my penis to be my best friend. Another entity with a mind all his own. So masturbation is essentially a mutual act. Half the time hes the one telling me when its time to act. Maybe the mind and the body could be considered working "together" or mutually.

[@antediluvianspy5371]

Justin Booker Someone doesn't need to use Google to know what a prefix is lmao. If you did use Google you're also an idiot. You're both idiots.

[@roundededge]

feels bad that Dirk Gently got cancelled and this shit gets twenty more episodes...

[@CIP3RM]

Wonder if it had anything to do with the writer getting accused of sexual assault

[@Popcultureguy3000]

Stram Jam THEN WHY THE HELL WERE THEY SO RELUCTANT TO GET RID OF DANNY "THE RAPIST" MASTERSON?!

[@Evaluna92]

WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOO, now my day is ruined! Dirk Gently was actually interesting and had good acting!

[@Gyork_]

I don't think they even got to officially accuse him, kind of tease it but that was enough to obliterate the guy...

[@LEOODARTHVADER2]

Rounded Edge I mean, money, sense8 was beautifully shot, with an interesting plot, but hey didn't pay for how much it costed

[@KingLouisII]

Why wont the sitcom die? They are just so uniformly lazy and terrible. Whatever originality they have quickly degenerates into safe tropes, clichés, and overused "jokes".

[@Strawberry.swisher.666]

I knew the moment I saw the name of this video, the creator would have absolutely no southern draw or culture.

[@msjkramey]

It's like 2 & 1/2 Men combined with Reba

[@quinnzykir]

J Girl with about the same amount of Christianity. So yeah. It’s shit

[@HypermarketCommodity]

It's like the bad two and a half man with Reba

[@pipsdontlie3031]

But I liked Reba...

[@mitchellhorton9382]

Reba was a decent sitcom though.

[@eartianwerewolf]

Reba would have been okay without the annoying blonde. I like the setup of the show though with the exhusband , mom, and stepmother all being buds.

[@toymage4144]

Scrubs was critically acclaimed, what you on about?

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

But it was shit.. did you actually watch it? The main character is the most unlikable piece of shit on earth

[@toymage4144]

@@Justcarlosdiaz Lol JD was a complete asshole but the show was still great

[@bobthetop3242]

Im sure 13 reasons why is worst

[@mollyprysunka4828]

Bob The Top 13 reasons why isn't just bad, it's insulting

[@mollyprysunka4828]

Bob The Top also, kudos for not watching and supporting that show with views.

[@MamaMOB]

I think the Unicorn store gave 13 reasons why the shaft. We expect teenagers to be narcissistic little bitches but we don't expect fully grown women to actually build a stable for unicorns now do we?

[@Free-4554]

@c d ... Yeah it is worse then the original (that wasn't really that good to begin with)

[@just._.bencreates]

13R is great, there's so much terrible shit on Netflix. Pick on Riverdale.

[@deliverymanq7333]

I can understand if you dont like the ranch but you cant tell me its worse than 13 reasons why which glorifys suicide.

[@mm2024-7]

Agreed. The worst example of a TV shitcom. I watched(or tried) for two or three episodes. Even skipped ahead. it should’ve been canceled after the first five episodes. ugh absolutely terrible. Did Nut Flix actually think anyone liked it?

[@ikumuertehelminosizunamide9789]

Nothing better than a rich millionaire writer from California interpreting the ranch/farm life of Middle America into a sitcom....

[@WhyAyala]

Well, Ashton is from Iowa, so they got that right.

[@skylernewton2206]

They have real ranchers for information and they tell them what's real and what's not.. they try to keep it as realistic as possible

[@afrigginawesome]

... You know there are ranches here in California right? Dumbass 😂

[@twistedrazor4730]

Stiff of St.Esprit I’m embarrassed to live in the same state as you

[@genesiscairo6413]

They have a laugh track.like why they don't use it in any smart ways. Btw how is a laughtrack realistic also all there plots never really ce together. As well the only decent characters are the dad in his stoic n can be funny and Masterson. Bt it's from the point of view from the most charmless ass of a character it makes the show so dull. Like if he died I wouldn't feel.bad he's a dick to everyone and never really Evolves or Learns. He has no ethos. The dialogue sounds like it's written by cookie cutter execs it doesn't go into any real issues on farm life it's just where they are also all the Obama jokes are soooo lame they don't have any edge if ur gonna tear into something go in. My husband loves it bt he grew up in that kind of Midwestern life style bt I think it's nostalgia just another brand of Make America Great Again. Like no it's a mess of a shyte show. Btw 13 reasons is shyte bt at least you can find some entertainment if just making fun or analyzing the stupidity of these millennial characters bt this show is white bread with mayo bland

[@platypusmode2071]

I actually don't mind The Ranch. I even like it at times. I really don't know why. I wasn't expecting to like it because I'm usually not into really anything the show offers, but I do. I think you're being just an once too harsh on this. Like... 13 Reasons Why exists. So no, this is far from the worst. The Ranch is many miles away from any kind of form of art, but it's not really hurting anyone. (I don't think.) As someone who can (not super proudly) say that they've seen every episode, you're pretty on point. I just think you just expected a little too much from something that was put out by Ashton Kutcher and Netflix of all things. It is the way it is I guess.

[@AlanGohel]

Okay, so here’s my take on it. The Ranch is junk food. It offers little to no artistic value at all. It’s jokes are hit and miss, and even the actually good jokes are undercut by the annoying laugh track. The multicam setup is an automatic detriment to any attempt at conveying drama. It never really attempts any jabs at a thematic core, and lacks big ideas. But that’s not to say that there isn’t stuff to be enjoyed. Sam Elliott is a goddamn national treasure, and when Debra Winger grabs the controls and disabled her acting auto-pilot, you’ll remember why she has 3 Oscar nominations. The jokes that do land are a riot. The chemistry between the actors is palpable (except there’s also Lou Diamond Phillips). I’d probably love the show if they had the balls and/or the cash to shoot it on location instead of a sound stage.

[@SIRslipperyasp91]

Hades Tyrant and got rid of the stupid cliffhanger bullshit. It's Netflix, you don’t need to keep your audience's attention for the next seven days.

[@AlanGohel]

Ian Smith I agree

[@Antiformed]

I remember when junk food tasted good but had no nutritional value, it was all about how good it tasted. Now it's like junk food means "its taste doesnt offend me and i can eat it in bulk"

[@skylernewton2206]

Ow wah wah. Cliffhangers are good and who cares that it's on a soundstage. Which I agree would be nice but oh well

[@Scrooge042]

Scrubs was one of the first American sitcoms to do away with the laugh track and move to a single-camera setup and was critically acclaimed for most of its run. Boiling its influence down to 'it had a voice over' is giving it way too little credit. Also, I don't see the characters in Friends having become less stereotypical over time at all, in fact the flanderization in later seasons was pretty rampant. If anything, it was a return to sitcom norms years after Seinfeld turned the format on its head and paved the way for Chuck Lorre style garbage that would dominate the genre for many years after

[@TheOneWhoRose]

The fact that you like Rooster and still called him the younger brother. Kinda bugs me.

[@DaElfer]

thats where i stopped watching this. seems like he never saw a single show if he missed all the times that rooster is referred to as the older brother

[@randyweller4622]

As soon as he said, "creepy younger brother" I though- yeah this guy didnt fucking pay attention.

[@jjmblue7]

I couldn't make it through the first episode. It was so full of nothing that I fell asleep when I wasn't even tired.

[@lukess.s]

That smooth sponsorship transition though

[@molassesbike4502]

"Lady bulls"

[@Dawsonpulleh]

heres reasons the ranch is the best netflix origanal 1 ranching 2 its a damn comadey 3 good charcters 4 humor 5 the real world and the experience of a rancher in colorado 6 they hired Damn THOMAS RHETT a big country music star 7 spoilers there is a wildfire and it also mixes up the series. Thats why the ranch is one of the best netflix origanals

[@mitchellbrecht2240]

My dad likes the ranch, and I'm scared. What should I do?

[@dorkbaitart]

honestly the song alone was worth my patreon dollars

[@briabrown354]

No rooster no ranch

[@sarahlouise4550]

Bria Brown I FUCKING KNOW !!!!

[@unscripted483]

He and Sam Elliot are the only one I qatchex it for

[@aii5748]

No *family matters or Fresh Prince reference for awesome sitcoms?* They were far better than Friends IMO. Friends often put me to sleep. *Bernie Mac was good too.* ✨👍

[@SuperAfroMac]

ai i aagghh I forgot completely about the BM show

[@rouka120]

How dare you! Friends was good when it focused on the guys.

[@adinam6354]

Friends was really really good. Period.

[@JohnJohn10000]

Friends is such a good show though. The plot is so amazing. The characters are great. And every episode is funny.

[@JohnJohn10000]

ai i I think the reason you don't like Friends is because you're probably just watching it on Nick At Nite without having any clue what's going on. You have to binge watch it.

[@ernestjones4938]

Hey, Mark here (not my account) I wrote the script you mentioned for a class!! Got a good chuckle out of seeing it in a professionally edited video, so I figured I'd throw a thumbs up and leave a comment (even though the odds of you seeing this are minimal) - have a great festivus, sir! I love your content!

[@eadlynjune]

I know this is late but thank you for your work good sir.

[@officialniktheking6891]

It has to be the most depressing comedy I’ve ever seen. Or the most depressing anything I’ve ever seen. They did an overkill with negative things. Too much

[@easolinas1233]

I kept looking at the screen and going, "No, that can't be Sam Elliott." It is, sadly. I am sad that Sam Elliott's wonderfulness is associated with this show.

[@JoeSmith-dl9ok]

I think Sam is okay w it. Don’t think he’ll lose any sleep over your opinion

[@christianb572]

I’ll be honest, it’s one of the main reasons I watched the show in the first place. Sam Elliot is such a brilliant actor.

[@boonskicks]

A cancelled, amazing show like Hannibal doesn't get an Emmy as well as it doesn't get a renewal, but this wins for outstanding cinematography when it's the shittiest thing I've ever laid my eyes upon?! And people still wonder why I'm so picky with shows...

[@jakesnake7133]

The people who hated the ranch seemed to have watched it in the perspective that they are a film critic and everything needs to be perfect for them to like it. This show was Awsome, I mean I love these types of shows that revolve around one known area and it doesn’t switch settings whole lot, giving you more story. Yes it was repetitive at times but it just left you wanting more. Those cliffhangers drew me in like a child and ice cream, I literally binged all of the parts within a week. This is just my opinion but I really liked this show and got hooked on the characters, plot, and basically everything. Wish there were more episodes and more rooster lol

[@bige7382]

I like it I’m on Part 6 episode 4 and it’s really interesting

[@109367]

I thought it was alright, not the best but certainly not the worst. I stopped watching after the first season, I was kind of annoyed by the fact the show couldn't seem to decide whether it was a drama or a comedy ... like something really serious was going on, a heated argument of sorts, and after a pretty serious line of dialogue when I'm really getting into it and feeling for the characters, the fucking laugh track kicked in and totally ruined the immersion ... I was like wtf is supposed to be funny right now? Other than that it was alright, a little slow and boring and definitely watches like something pretty low budget and all filmed on a sound stage where I personally prefer on location filming. Like they couldn't find a ranch in Cali-fuckin-fornia to film their show about a ranch? I was honestly shocked when one episode featured an ACTUAL cow! lol

[@beeftestosterone4355]

It’s the “ranch”, not the “raunch”. God I hate limey accents

[@RumerPriestly]

6:28 I cannot hear this song without thinking of Filthy Frank, iDubbbz and Max eating hair cake...

[@AWEqddqeqeds]

Rumer Priestly the biggie music at 11:11 was so distracting lol

[@erichopkinsable]

Thank you for acknowledging that people don't watch all the way to the end of youtube videos not because we're hyperstimulated but because the last minute or so is always boring outro patter and shilling for the creator's other channels.

[@adamrasmussen9939]

I actually liked the show in the beginning, but it fizzled quick for me. Like making Maggie use the F worr felt really contrived and out of place for me. It was really fun to see Kutcher and Masterson back together for like 5 episodes, until I realized that they were both just rehashing their That 70s Show characters altered just enough. Kutcher's character here is easily as dumb as Kelso was there, and Mastrson is a lifer alcoholic, while Hyde just smoked himself stupid. Didnt pick it back up after the 1st season.

[@RyanSpringer1984]

I hated The Ranch and I don't know why it was renewed. I hate the laugh track. It's Always Sunny... does a great job of poking fun & explaining how lame sitcoms need to point out when to laugh.

[@hassaankhan801]

No man you are totally wrong i really like this show and as a that 70s show fan this really brings back memories of some real good times

[@pjmathison9787]

This has double the seasons that daredevil did. Let that sink in...

[@blackfyre3149]

Daredevil sucks. It's no where near The Ranch

[@embearasedbear3694]

Lol you still watch super heros? Come back when you grow up

[@blackfyre3149]

@@embearasedbear3694 not everyone is 80+ like u jacka$$

[@embearasedbear3694]

@@blackfyre3149 that's cute, keep watching men in tights. Jackass.

[@Dr.Gainzzz]

It's a show to laugh at, rooster does a great job and colt has his moments, after rooster left tho I can safely say this show is shit

[@katty4682]

Yes, The Ranch! I think they made The Big Bang Theory AKA Two and a Half Men, but with "geeks". This is basically the same sitcom with " cowboys???". They're all the same show but with gimmicks!

[@joshuafleming5380]

The worst? It has its problems but there are WAY worse originals out there that you clearly haven't watched

[@jomar1999jm]

Honestly it's like the British office and the us office. You the Britt is gonna like the British office and us the Americans love the us office. So I can see why you dont find the humor in the ranch it's made for the American viewer

[@babzraetay3366]

The ranch is awesome! It was great to finally have a show that people from rural areas with ranches can relate to its funny but has enough drama to keep you interested. I know men just like beau where I live and even rooster and some kinda like colt granted his primping is over exaggerated for comedic effects but none the less. Yes, there are a few comments about beau not liking certain presidents even not liking trump in later episodes but no jokes about them just his opinion but that's the reality in rural areas like that especially with the older republican men but every other show is making nonstop jokes about trump not just stating theres one person on the show that don't like him but straight up jokes about him. I guess cause it's not as relatable to some it makes it less interesting for them but I think it's a awesome show!

[@platinatroxa]

I liked the video, but I'm still watching The Ranch

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Luiz Zandona But Y tho

[@ihavenoname.6078]

Someone didn’t get the memo

[@exle760]

Yesterday I had seen your thumbnail for this video and figured that I'd watch it later then, today I was browsing through Netflix and started watching this show. I got about 4 minutes into the first episode before I immediately thought to myself "holy shit this is the show from that video isn't it"

[@adawg1125]

I really don't understand your hate for the ranch it's banquet food on a banquet food streaming service. What were you expecting. As worst netflix original series goes does the Amy schemer comedy special count?

[@bob7644]

I don’t understand why this guy is so negative about this show. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t have American humor. The guy sounds like he expected to watch a documentary lol. This show has humor that caters to an audience of people who like “That 70s show” or “Friends”. Most people who like those shows will like the ranch. Anyways I think it’s a good show because it knows what kind of show it’s meant to be and does it’s job well. This guy seems like he’s just trying to be controversial for views. I guess it worked. I have to add on. Edit: You say this show has no meaning but it’s meant to entertain people. I don’t know how you can say this is meaningless but any other show isn’t. Based on your argument of time well spent every show ever watched is a waste of time. But that’s not the case. It’s only a waste of time if you don’t enjoy it or see any gain. And clearly for you it’s a waste of time. But for those who enjoy it that’s not the case. They have a good laugh.

[@thema1998]

7:14-7:16: That reaction had me dying. 7:53-7:59: That's dark. 8:25-8:45: THIS SHIT GOT AN EMMY?! 😲 9:12-9:15: Damn. 🤣 10:00-10:19: I didn't expect you to make a song about Rooster. 11:10-13:24: "Juicy" instrumental 😁 15:07-15:50: "Last Living Souls" instrumental 😁 17:53-17:59: That's never going to happen. 18:00-18:31: I like how you made the audio sound like something the characters would be listening to on the radio.

[@wizardthecat9808]

The Misunderstood Assassin Whats the song at 10:20 I cant remember the name but i recognize the piano

[@mallu8868]

If you actually listen to all the instrumentals playing in the background of your videos, your taste in music is straight fire.

[@neropunkt]

dude i love scrubs

[@FKA91]

And it was critically acclaimed. What is he talking about?

[@neropunkt]

idk... maybe it wasn't in the uk​?

[@Stingetan]

And The Big Bang Theory is the most watched show on American TV. *gulp* That didn't feel good to say

[@adamnfiddle8065]

Scrubs is absolutely fantastic-

[@iamthewalrus8677]

I've seen amateur KZbin videos with better cinematography and camera work. How did this show get an Emmy? How?

[@DCBryant]

So one one your complaints was not watching cows get knocked up?

[@zuhalter0071]

The Ranch is comfortable. It feels like real country problems, and feels like what real people annoyed with leftist media feel. As it has gotten into later seasons, it does seem like it forces a negative plot device every episode. It kind of forces the next "drama", with relationships, cattle prices, big farms, forest fires, predators, government influence, and day to day dealings in a small town. Which is why it doesn't wait a few months for the next drama. It's far from perfect, but those are problems ranchers face all the time. It has been a fun satire of genuine country life, even if it has gotten too dark recently. And yes! Bring back Rooster!

[@cameronmillar1595]

Watching footage of this show has severely inflamed my brain, causing me to forgot all other examples of good multi camera cinematography from 2016

[@auntyslayer2595]

those ain’t cliffhangers, just continuing the storyline, that’s my favorite part about the ranch is the story and the jokes.

[@abhishekrajput2420]

I stopped watching this video the moment you called Rooster the younger brother lol

[@eddiedingle767]

Disjointed: Chuck Lorre’s show about Kathy Bates smoking pot. Remember; pot makes you see hallucinations