Why Would Anyone Brag About This

This is the greatest weird bragging of All Time
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[@IndigoCastro]

No way this dude can say that with a straight face, AND feel proud about it.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@DoctorSquirt]

He wasn't even straight faced, he was like ear to ear smiling, man got the Olympic gold in his mind or some shit

[@mr.cheese2278]

^^2 npc's having the most normal convesation

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

Nah he definitely is proud. It’s the only experience with a girl he would have in his life (obviously not his mother because the kid definitely grew up without parents).

[@RochelleMelany]

Right like I’d be taking that shit to the grave 😬

[@nefwaenre]

i feel so bad for the old man right beside him... the amount of cringe he must've received first hand is... unspeakable.

[@terryshaw3377]

bro was for sure there a couple hours after he left

[@slow_cl9tsx]

his face said it all

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

I wouldnt be able to contain myself from roasting him, a dude like that won't attack you so you know you can bully him.

[@corvus8638]

He’s probably dead now due to complications of the cringe

[@richardcochrun3869]

People using the word cringe in serious context is just as bad tbh.

[@forcedentry2010]

If you're ever at your lowest point in life high on fentanyl and dying homeless in the streets, before you leave this world, you can at least take solace in knowing you weren't this guy.

[@Youngyacob]

Thank you for such a positive outlook

[@SpiritBled99]

@Not_A_Dumb_Leftistwell yeah but once it wears off u realise how messed up you are

[@Chonkems]

@Not_A_Dumb_Leftist No, you'd probably be stabbing or biting someone as the cops arrive.

[@ButteryEvolution.]

​@Not_A_Dumb_LeftistYou can be in more bliss as you think about this while dying.

[@ParanormalAnarchist]

I’ve been there. Now im clean but still homeless. Clean 7 years 🎉

[@crosis100]

Knowing people like this exist makes me feel so much better about myself

[@BlisteringBlue42]

Same. The smile he gives afterwards makes it even worse.

[@zackkassner3374]

You should just be happy to be you, don’t worry about others :)

[@iwantcereal]

@@zackkassner3374 Some people just arent

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@BlisteringBlue42 Unnervingly creepy, or "giving the ick" as the kids say lol

[@jonathan_420]

Same. Watching these vids is an insane confidence boost

[@samwellcheck562]

This guy is the top evidence for the idea that the people most obsessed with sex are the people that never have any.

[@bigjalapeno7061]

I feel like most people know that at this point

[@CandyBoot]

@@bigjalapeno7061To be fair, there are people who have sex nearly every day, multiple times per day while expecting such from their partners. They proudly comment about it in certain videos as the sign of a healthy relationship & deny the possibility of it being an addiction.

[@ferretyluv]

@@CandyBoot Those people are lying.

[@MoominDoogie]

People crave most, what they feel they cannot not have.

[@jnoirj3124]

That's why it's typically referred to as "virgin behavior".

[@HumzablowbrainMK2]

Charlie is basically my personal therapist reminding me that I could be worse

[@tannerdavis2678]

You read the top comment congrats

[@HumzablowbrainMK2]

@@tannerdavis2678 thank you 😊

[@thisone98]

grow a brain you bot.

[@deathrowShorty]

you're such a sad clout demon for not only begging for comment likes, but copying someone else's comment to do so AND admitting it

[@maxschulz6764]

Stolen comment

[@redbarron1010]

The old man in the sunglasses is my favorite. He has seen and heard everything at this point in his battle scarred life and just says “ahhh… okay” 😂

[@fastinradfordable]

“Wow” -he prob said I got a lady of the night I can introduce you to at the truck stop😂

[@mollusckscramp4124]

".....I spent 6 years in 'Nam for this generation" 😂

[@jolyc]

Not even Batman could get this out of me

[@dolorousjohn5499]

Yeah dude i could be getting fucking bamboo splinters shoved under my fingernails and I'd still lie LOL

[@ivannasha5556]

Bet! I'm Batman...

[@rjai5003]

It’s always crazy seeing people proudly admit to things that I would take to my grave

[@kaj7135]

The combined power of alcohol and autism is unrivaled.

[@NoxWyatt]

@@kaj7135 Leave us autistic people out of this, that shit ain’t autistic behavior, that dude just doesn’t know when to shut up.

[@jesseroberts1041]

@@kaj7135 Does he actually have that? My sister isn’t even half that awkward, even when drinking lol.

[@user-jc5xs1fr4l]

@@kaj7135 I'm autistic and I'm very private, sensitive to emotion such as embarrassment, tbh, and I haven't personally(!) met any person on the spectrum who was insensitive to it, so I'm not sure if being autistic in itself is a qualifier for having no sense of social dignity. A lot of us deal with social anxiety due to hypersensitivity to social stimuli, overthinking our behavior. I don't mean to be pedantic btw, just thought I would share, as autistic people are fairly misunderstood as it is.

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

@404 But we also can be chronic oversharers, especially if we have an additional learning disorder like ADHD.

[@mr.l8527]

If my son ended up like this, I'd honestly feel like I failed somewhere horribly in raising him.

[@codybgaming1414]

Church

[@sirisaac6225]

@@codybgaming1414What about it? Does he need to go to it? In that case I agree lol. He needs Jesus. 😂

[@codybgaming1414]

@@sirisaac6225 it's a saying like I agree

[@andyfibb]

@@sirisaac6225 mf needs a doctor if hes cumming from a hug. he need to get taht checked out. that is not normal.. lol

[@cturtles9514]

Dude I am so worried about having kids because sometimes it doesn't matter how good of a parent you are, you just give birth to an awful little freak. Ion want that.

[@janwieck400]

He is saving himself for the right girl? What type of girl is right for a creep like that?

[@KingDogelll]

The Trailer Park kind.

[@TheImprovised]

A sex worker.

[@iLagProIsCool]

Any that would tolerate him free of charge. He's not saving himself out of his own free will

[@DylReadsHorror]

An inflatable one?

[@janwieck400]

@@DylReadsHorror LOL

[@shayneb3540]

That old man killed me 🤣🤣 “Wow.” What else can you say?

[@od813]

U know he’s gonna tell his buddies about that situation

[@isaacnewton1700]

The fact that he displays some pride and dignity in this means he's definitely done worse things, things that he's actually ashamed about

[@Punchmadedev.]

WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie

[@ansalem12]

Either that or he's literally incapable of shame. It's probably what you said though...

[@Banana807]

Tbh i cant imagine what things he did that he is ashamed of

[@SpongeBob-lt8mu]

@@Punchmadedev. bro shut up

[@Armsmen]

@@Banana807 Probably criminal or nearly criminal, which is a bit scary to think about.

[@fatkrab7556]

Charlie is probably the only person that can say the same words a 6 year old would say to insult someone and make anyone actually get offended by them

[@Punchmadedev.]

WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@ghristophermyers666]

@@p-__ Oh yeah? Lemme sniff them, mfer

[@HRDCRLVRxXx]

@FatKrab Dude frr it’s hilarious

[@djnolan00000]

Its that marketable voice of his

[@weirdboipete9904]

NOTHING could've prepared me for what that man was gonna say 💀😭

[@Garfeef]

This was probably the only way he was ever "taught" to relate to other people, which is a really tragic and perpetually isolating place to be. I hope he will be welcomed by better people one day

[@AleTitan]

along with Internet and porn addiction

[@TheMrJizzus]

He doesn't need porn, he just needs a girl tapping her finger on his shoulder

[@lucky6961]

he's just too deep in the rabbit hole, it would take a lot of therapy and support to help him, you can't get that bad without years of poor relantions, terrible parents and porn addiction

[@darkninjacorporation]

The fact that he specifically names which streamer it was. I can’t imagine the second-hand embarrassment she must experience knowing this happened during a seemingly normal interaction

[@papercat_morningteeth1137]

IM GONNA TOUCH YOUR EYES 👀 GONNA CRY 😭 I’M SORRY 😢 I’M SORRY 😢 IM NOT A LITTLE FRIEND AND I’M SORRY 😢 BUT I’M NOT THE SAME FRIEND THAT I WAS LIKE THE ONLY ONLY FRIEND WHO SAID

[@mlxh2819]

@@theresurrection33 STPeach

[@AzraWhit]

@@papercat_morningteeth1137 bro what-

[@Merpsicles]

​@@theresurrection33 4:40

[@tomlxyz]

​@@AzraWhit spam

[@skylerrash9154]

Charlie's videos always remind me that I could be a worse human.

[@MK-hw2ir]

Boosting my confidence fr

[@birddaddydetta]

Giving me the motivation I need to introduce myself to the outside world as a passable human

[@thetallmidget3009]

Reach for the stars! Be the worst.

[@jiraiya604]

@0 Dirt 0 ong fr

[@seg162]

Make sure you don't become worse.

[@MacIsWacky]

God the fact he's SMILING while admitting something like this. Not even truth serum would bring something like this out of my mouth.

[@BenjaminDelong]

I feel bad for that old dude, he didn't deserve this kind of torture

[@heychika112]

I went to school with this guy holy shit! He graduated in my class. Finding all this out explains a lot about his behavior back in high school. He was always a weird kind of awkward around girls so we all thought he was gay. Jesus, Dallas, you gotta chill man.

[@bobfenster3690]

story time now

[@heychika112]

@Bob Fenster that's the thing, there aren't really any "stories" he was just kinda weird and reserved. In terms of body language he is exactly the same, constant beaming smile, but not a happy one. Like he is trying to hide something but loves that you don't know what. He also wore really tight jeans and a vest. All that, plus his almost obsessive love of the Jonas Brothers, were what made people think he was gay.

[@Jairjax]

​@@heychika112 the Jonas brothers?! Ah hell nah, that's immensely gay.

[@Jacob-ir6zi]

I went to both middle school and high school (covid del sol jk lol) with this guy, had multiple classes with him, and graduated the same class. Wtf he said he was gay in school and then we all supported him because we felt bad that he was being bullied for being gay. He was always a weird guy but now I'm fucking pissed off because it seems that he faked being gay to get closer to girls which is creepy af. This is so fucking weird because I knew this guy in real life. And yes he was obsessed with the Jonas Brothers. It was one of his defining character traits. He would upload videos of him singing Jonas Brothers songs, brag about how much he loves the Jonas Brothers, and would always come to school in like a suit vest over a t shirt with a tie around his neck as if he was dressed like one of the Jonas brothers. We respected his style but I don't think any of us thought he pulled it off

[@alexthebudgie9071]

@@heychika112nestly he kinda sounds like he’s on the autism spectrum. One thing I’ve noticed about some of the of men on the spectrum; not only do they not have a filter, but they also tend to be creepy at times My first two partners were diagnosed autistic men. (I’m an diagnosed autistic girl) The first one was 22 and I was 16, and was like this alot and I would always tell him I was uncomfy (he later left me for my 15 y/o best friend) The second one just straight up raped me, and would always talk like this. All of my friends are autistic people and the stuff about the eccentric clothing, and obsession with the jonas brothers. I’ve always worn clothes that have gotten me bullied for being weird (either cause they are comfy or I get bullied for dressing like my passions and stuff) And I actually smile a lot like him because I want to be seen as friendly but some people have told me it can be creepy how I always smile. Idk why but now I can kinda see why :((((((( Anyway just my input as an autistic person who struggles to have friends who aren’t autistic and who has dated 2 autistic men who acted almost exactly like this and were predatory. Not all autistic men are like this, I know my best friends aren’t like this and even tho I’m not a man, I’m not like this. But he does seem to fit in to that group. But idk I’m not a doctor or whatever.

[@Damned-Soul-Sundea]

The fact that he admitted to this multiple times, hell even once is just insane. Not even the CIA could get this shit out of me.

[@Punchmadedev.]

WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@shinraix5041]

Right like that kind of info is something you take to the grave 😂

[@nightwatch3889]

I might mention it as a funny thing to laugh about with someone who's comfortable with that kind of talk but I wouldn't brag about it lmao

[@fart63]

@@nightwatch3889 I personally have never met anyone who would think that’s funny, just weird and a little bit sad

[@ArchIVEDCinema]

Love the dude in the background's confused "Wow" when he first says he came in his pants lol

[@user-mw4fj2me3w]

i think when he tells people, they feel so awkward that they smile, and he sees that as a positive interaction...

[@joeyn3590]

Usually I'm not a fan of virgin being used as a negative thing or insult, but if someone is as gross and creepy as him, it's very valid

[@babbalad]

Theres literally nothing wrong with being a virgin... this guy though yeah thats something else

[@Lora_Beolab]

@@babbalad virgin men usually are'nt good people so there is something wrong with being a virgin

[@DemBigOlEyes]

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Being a pathetic virgin, on the other hand...

[@sunshineslowking5025]

There’s a difference between being a virgin because you’re not ready/not interested, and because you’re a giant creep

[@jamesmonorow574]

@@babbaladyeah and off topic thing here but I don’t get why some people are so desperate to have sex and prove themselves to others it just doesn’t make sense to me

[@noonenowhere877]

It’s kind of surreal to me that people like this make it to their twenties and thirties without getting their weird behaviour brutally corrected by the people around them. I do not remember my own childhood being nearly that hands off.

[@Jonahpwn]

They don’t like us to do that anymore. They call it bullying

[@Jaybiv]

I wish it were still that way. It's proven to work 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@hunteractually3637]

It does work idk why people don't do that.

[@Glaster6]

This is a perfect example of someone who needs to be bullied, although he probably gets off to that shit

[@thatstranger6114]

This is the age of safe spaces where it's slowly becoming a crime to tell people the truth about themselves.

[@terrynixon2758]

I've worked with someone like this. He would just spout random stories without really thinking about what he's saying so frequently embarrassed himself. He had learning difficulties though so it seemed harmless and forgivable. Last I heard of him was a video on Facebook of him being caught by paedo hunters

[@NikkiG1134]

Nerds from the 80s are rolling in their graves

[@trippytwig]

I tried so hard to give this guy the benefit of the doubt when he was at the bar cause we’ve all said some wacky stuff while drunk but to say it on an interview is insane

[@lizzyluv96]

Same here man, i thought they're just sat around sharing embarrasing stories and he wanted to make them laugh, but then he just...won't stop

[@ponderingponderer3010]

Nah dude that's the kind of sh*t you keep to yourself no matter what the topic of conversation is lmao

[@maurits4845]

​@@ponderingponderer3010even blackout drunk my mind wouldn't allow such a story to leave my mouth

[@stykman2577]

​@@maurits4845 lmao, fr 😂

[@TheBigLez]

@@stykman2577 and that man is stone cold sober lmao. No chance those words would leave my mouth

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

This dude is the counter-embodiment of that one Try-Guy who always talked about his wife and being a loyal husband but was actually cheating behind her.

[@Astrapricity2]

OH YEAH the wife guy

[@flipf615]

no... this is nothing like that

[@char5379]

@@flipf615 which is why he said the counter-embodiment

[@flipf615]

@@char5379 and its still nothing like what OP said

[@jancarloberrios6234]

@@flipf615 cmon, don’t be a hard ass and just explain why it’s nothing like what OP said. Cause it REALLY sounds exactly like what OP said. Creepo virgin nuts at a woman’s touch and creepily tweets weird shit to streamers but is a devote virgin ‘by choice’ and has no “interest” in said streamers and is looking for the “perfect girl”. “Loving and faithful” husband that loves talking about how great his wife is and and how much he loves her completely throws it out the fucking window and cheats on her with another woman.

[@timwest277]

Damn dude, I would be ashamed of myself if this happened to me. This dude is so down bad that all it takes is a simple social contact and he's leaking.

[@morbidstudio1681]

0:19 Charles just described me perfectly 😔

[@darrenthomson9917]

Charlie always manages to find the most degenerate human beings on the planet. Watching these videos always makes me feel better about myself no matter where I'm at in life

[@Mr.MidKnight]

Yeah there's always someone worse than you brother

[@johnvirginia7238]

Charlie’s awesome. The only time I can think of when I didn’t agree with him was when he bashed Too Apree. Everything else that has been spot on. One day he might even bash me because my uploaded content degenerative lol

[@DracoPadilla]

@@Mr.MidKnight See I believe that, but where does it end? I've always wondered that. Like does it go all the way down the line until it reaches the worst person on earth? And then who's worse than them? No one? It's like trying to think about where's the end of the universe.

[@dvdv7777]

Maybe he's a social vampire. He sucks the decency and common sense out of people, leaving Karens and turbo-cringe Twitch mods in his wake.

[@YashiFradkin]

This is what happens when someone knows they’ve gone to the lowest of the low and are now just finding themselves funny… he’s a real fucking Chad.

[@EgoJCs21]

Whenever I feel down about myself, Charlie's always there to remind me : At least I'm not this guy.

[@Nwilliam43]

real

[@fokyewtoob8835]

To not being this guy! 🍻 🎉

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Lol yea

[@tylangston1731]

cheers on that

[@iloveanime2015]

Cheers bro

[@tommyhernandez9392]

4:45 the face of disbelief

[@ChocolateStarrfish]

Charlie: -Moderator *Only then, the king felt true fear for the first time*

[@CinderAsh]

The way the old guy next to him just goes "Wow" in the most monotone, dead pan look after he says that out loud in public had me on the floor

[@snickle1980]

well it looks like he set himself up for streaming in a bar with randos. 😁 That guy doesn't look happy to be sitting where he is, does he? 😂

[@fivefifth]

i was looking for this that ish had me dead hahahahah

[@jacobr2022]

That "wow" said so many things

[@competetodefeat4610]

That's the sound somebody makes when their brain is busy processing the sea of pathetic that just spewed forrth out of your mouth.

[@ohio72213]

"What has this world come to? What a loser"

[@vinvin4884]

The reason he keep telling the story is he feels a sense of power, having performed a sexual act in close proximity to another person without their consent. And that gets him off. It's 100% predator behavior.

[@mogstonks6250]

lmao

[@Neithie]

It really is. A nd if he explored his sexual needs, realized he has this kink, he could totally find ways to get into it in consensual ways within the kink community But nooo He's gotta suppress.

[@Cyphon]

mfs be quick to label anything as predator behavior nowadays smh

[@Cyphon]

@@Neithie bro you cant just go and have sex with whoever you want its not how it works

[@mogstonks6250]

​@@Neithie Man.. people sure have some crazy ideas. I don't think he needs to explore his sexuality, I think he needs to explore therapy and get more wordly experience. He's so young and barely leaves his computer, his perception of life is like being stuck inside a shoebox.. he's just a weird MF that needs to live and learn but is stuck in a cycle of internet echo chambers.

[@noabsolutelynot3660]

It's simple: attention-seeking and a humiliation kink

[@dev1855]

Was not expecting that

[@stoogel]

I’ve been following Dallas on Twitter for awhile. Dude is an absolute marvel. A nonstop trainwreck you can’t help but watch. He’s so pathetic that you almost feel sorry for him, but then he turns ultra narcissistic and you can’t.

[@ytnukesme1600]

lolcow potential? 🤔

[@hafirenggayuda]

Sad twerp who think too highly of himself, perfect target for bullying and hate watching

[@mindob766]

Kinda Like Chris Chan?

[@BeeryGamer]

In what way is he narcisstic though? Arrogant, sure. But from what Ive seen here, he's just a misfounded proud boy

[@hafirenggayuda]

@@mindob766 this one still kinda sane, for now.....

[@Goz969]

People like Dallas are not uncommon by any means, but the way how he is so casual and open when revealing his kinks like this, and not feel embarrassed by it really takes these type of weird people to another level.

[@BaldMancTwat]

Other comments said it's possible he has a humiliation kink. That makes sense to me, because he really seems to be enjoying telling this story despite how embarrassing it obviously is.

[@jeremytesticleman1607]

Unrelated to the kinks but people like him are proof that you shouldn't stay home all day and should be spending more time with people. There are people like him that lack self control and have their whole life revolved around women.

[@michaelka3071]

@@jeremytesticleman1607 also proof that this types of dudes should just be put in jail before they start being a predator or worst being a pedo

[@evan12697]

people are just grossly open about sex talk anymore anyway out to dinner talking about who's a bottom or a Dom or whatever degen shit of the day

[@Damarai_]

@@michaelka3071the dudes weird but instantly jumping to pedophile and predator is crazy.

[@Sayre777]

Oh man. When you said the word “mod”, I knew what to expect yet I am just perplexed. In public too😭 I really feel like as the internet evolves, humans are losing the ability to feel shame. It’s good to be confident and feel good in your skin, but I really think shame and embarrassment helps us in moments like this. But see he has no shame or anything. We are doomed.

[@fortysixghouls]

god he looks SO HAPPY about it, too

[@Rubiktron]

As a lab technician I would like you guys to know that 2-headed little soldiers are not rare nor do they develop 2-headed embryos or anything of that sort. They can barely move, so reaching the egg would be a heroic task in the first place, not even mentioning how hard it would be for it to get inside.

[@brandenmoore955]

I just learned about this. He said it so proudly even though it means his sperm production is messed up.

[@jm75937]

Pfft, tell that to my two-headed baby!

[@MePatra]

Exactly lmao he has a mutation

[@TechSupportDave]

That's funny as fuck. Not only is this guy a joke, but his sperm is too.

[@Datoda]

Natural selection working as intended it seems like

[@Vapor9473]

When I heard “moderators”, I shrieked out loud: “Shiver me timbers!!!!”, and I was shaking in my sandals! I can’t believe Charlie would say such a horrendous word with such little forewarning. I still loved the video. Keep it up Charlie.

[@Punchmadedev.]

WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@alittledeezer6415]

Already got bots. I feel bad

[@The_Raptor]

scary stuff man, I did the same thing.

[@Yeetyeeet]

what the fuck

[@friedpancakes266]

I didn't even know something like that was possible. To brag about it is another level of unbelievable

[@HasbullasBurner]

the "Wow" by the old man was the cherry on top LMAO

[@normanreviewsgames698]

It's finally happened. 4chan has condensed into the form of a single walking talking human being.

[@ryshellso526]

Nah, twitch and plebbit. Virgin incels.

[@Bap-lt4ms]

Mostly just the incel portion. If it was all of 4chan he’d be shouting slurs and insulting people.

[@mikeymoore6269]

@@Bap-lt4msim sure he has his moments

[@Bap-lt4ms]

@@mikeymoore6269 True

[@bowel_movement]

​@@Bap-lt4ms he's not even an incel, he's voluntarily celibate.

[@robmiester]

Being called a hug-jizzer still isn't as bad as being called a twitch mod lol

[@Arbaz3102]

Or being called a jizz-hugger, hey I'll take being called that over being called any kind of moderator anyday 😂

[@god.usopp2yearsago115]

It really is that bad

[@stmsin]

idk

[@notsmii7y]

There are things we tell people and things we keep to ourselves. What that dude said is one of those things you keep to yourself. Fuckin weirdo

[@Hip.Username]

what about a hug-jizzing twitch mod?

[@minibatman2.016]

Even Batman couldn’t beat that kind of information out of me 😂😂

[@Cagebreaker]

When he admits it again for the guy with glasses in the interview, the look of pure shock and horror that crosses the interviewer’s face speaks volumes.

[@johnherbert1431]

"that's badass..."

[@MadScientist267]

I think dude wants to know how to get covered like slimer

[@zoedonovan8510]

kinda looks like walter white

[@PlayLikeLegends]

Whenever you're in a shitty mood and things aren't going the way you expected, just remember you could have spawned like this guy.

[@PlayLikeLegends]

@Siddhartha Manuelito I'm just saying "stay positive when your low because things can be much worse" in the context of this video lol. This video wouldn't be interesting or funny without that underlying comparison we're all doing. That's the basis of cringe humour.

[@YashiFradkin]

@@PlayLikeLegends ur right, I’m laughing at him, but I’m also not comparing myself to him. I also know he’s pathetic so I want to help him. I get a lot of emotions from it.

[@PlayLikeLegends]

@@YashiFradkin I feel that. My comment wasn't meant to be so deep, but maybe it's too harsh lol.

[@chaoticscripts7345]

@@PlayLikeLegends ion know how it even got this far😂

[@gloriamartinez7985]

Yeah thank goodness

[@lash4572]

he will meet his Angel....when he dies

[@seekay8079]

Charlie: You couldn't waterboard that information out of me Also Charlie: *Admits to precuming after a girl kissed him*

[@syrynaurora]

That’s normal though and kissing kind of has subtext of wanting to turn the other person on. Hugging is entirely innocent and, in this instance, purely platonic which leaves only one party being aware that they’re receiving sexual gratification while the other is under the impression that they’re just greeting them. There’s also the difference between precum and a full on ejaculation.

[@FortniteKid2854]

What video?

[@tayzonday]

It’s normal to ejaculate with minimal stimulus. But it is odd to make that one’s NPC and brand identity. It’s like everybody has seen dead squirrels, but nobody begins conversations talking about their most recent experience seeing one.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@icypastasauce7240]

Hey tay cool to see you here again

[@commonchame1eon]

White chocolate rain in his pants

[@HonkeyKong54]

Chocolate leach

[@talyn_dr33murr999]

That's pretty much the best comparison right there. Felt extremely bad for those having to hear that conversation starter. Multiple times. Awesome to see ya here again, Tay.

[@joshuaj.7087]

This man is the embodiment of the phrase: “Waterboarding couldn’t have gotten this outta me”

[@alguienxdd9630]

LITERALLY, batman would hsve to kill me before I willingly gave up this type of info

[@Arbaz3102]

Man, I believe the post that that phrase originated from will also make you feel the same way...

[@YashiFradkin]

@@alguienxdd9630 funny cus that dude is legit the jokef

[@user-jw8rr3zy8y]

Sometimes honesty is the best policy.

[@someguy34hnt]

Waterboarding could get something else outta HIM 😆

[@Sayre777]

I look forward to the weird videos you share with us. Please keep discovering them

[@gagewalters7051]

That wow from the old dude killed me

[@ujlt7198]

This dude single handedly guaranteed he will never get another hug again.

[@abrahamlincoln1600]

Yeah, it’s just Air-hugs at this point. He’ll probably nut off those too.

[@XShadowWolf1926]

He's forcing all of us to be part of a humiliation kink

[@omnicurse]

💀 you right.

[@grumpyoldwizard]

Poor fellow. At least he is happy.

[@JediKnight2140]

Not even The Punisher could get this information out of me. 😂

[@Oxijinn_]

What I find more surprising is that the mod left their house. If he feels confident enough to brag about lacking any sort of social norms then imagine what the basement dwellers are doing.

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

Tʜɪs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɪs ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ! Sᴜᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴘ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴜsᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 🎉..,., ,.,.,

[@chcicknspider]

Sadly my content is 10x better

[@jonaut5705]

Remember everyone, don't reply to the bots

[@ThisGuyDannyyy]

Why are these bots trying to brag they make better content? They will not be famous if they’re trying to promote their channel, they will get hate on all their videos

[@_Dark_Cloud_]

It's amazing he didn't burst in flames, from the direct sunlight.

[@dailypositivity6659]

I'm not even 5 seconds in, and I'm already scared by Charlie's wardrobe choice

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

Tʜɪs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɪs ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ! Sᴜᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴘ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴜsᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 🎉..,., ,.,.,.,

[@Mennacious]

It's so over.

[@ReaperFells]

Shut up

[@DaewooFestiva23]

same pfp as me :D

[@CrustySofa]

jesus is intimidating lmao

[@nateneufy]

Not even Batman could beat that information out of me

[@sarahlove5124]

I've listened to hfo videos for hours and still not had something just happen and this guy just needs a hug wtf is this world

[@SIXLRR]

I love how progressively shook the interviewer gets, i'm sure he didn't think it could go any further, then he heard "I have those double-headed sperm".

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

He should probably see a doctor for that it sounds like a serious condition

[@zergle5205]

“I dont think you should make your hobby your personality” damn the rock climbing community disagrees 😂

[@chrisi7127]

Motorcycling, Football, any other form of sport: 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@ninakore]

@@chrisi7127 weebs, gamers, furries: 😎😎😎

[@KaKarol]

​@@ninakore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:03

[@MrJoshEsc4p3]

Musicians

[@queef_coreee522]

Artists: 🚗💨

[@demonicgameszero3529]

I wasn’t thinking that, but now I am

[@yomamma.ismydaddy216]

This actually kind of makes me miss my bar hopping days, you never know what you’re gonna see or hear or meet or bang out there

[@ChesterManfred]

This man deserves to be on something they call a "Watchlist"

[@pamelam1101]

@siddharthamanuelito9659 nobody?? have you not met people?

[@Robotic24]

@Siddhartha Manuelito that’s not true, what about the guy the raped Cain Velazquez’s 4 year old daughter over 100 times? He definitely deserves to be on a watchlist if not dead.

[@RealGodfromheaven]

@Siddhartha Manuelito lookin at your pfp you should be on a watchlist

[@YashiFradkin]

@@RealGodfromheaven glad the dude who wants to kill people in his other comment wants a watchlist. Please take urself away.

[@user-jw8rr3zy8y]

@@RealGodfromheaven no I don’t

[@ryanmodra9420]

Charlie giving us no warning, just chucking us right into the deep end.

[@Raeilgunne]

there really wasn't any warning, was there? I mean, he hyped it up like normal, but to go straight from intro to that?! need brain bleach.

[@lateral1385]

For real 😂 I wasn't ready for that

[@rykingbaus10]

sink or swim kiddo

[@TheIronParasite]

The Internet Dad we need!

[@eeurr1306]

@@rykingbaus10 Silence edgelord

[@randomdude8832]

2:50 You couldn't torture that info out of me Also charlie 3 years prior:

[@samuelmaeder]

I wasn't expecting it and it hit me like a truck.

[@Mr_HammerExe]

And this is why I’m thankful to know when to hold my tongue when having conversations.

[@Mennacious]

It's so over.

[@Freddie7191]

He may not have the title, but this man embodies the spirit of Twitch mods more than anyone. He's the last true Twitch mod.

[@valletas]

Lord of twitch

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Yep. Le beeg weirdo

[@pratikmandal1350]

KZbin, Reddit, Discord, Twitch. Long ago the four platforms stunk in peace. But that all changed when the Moist Jesus attacked. Only the pathetic Twitch mod could bring cringe back to the world. But when the world needed him most, he came in his pants.

[@sadierift1201]

Unfortunately there's a tonne they're like pathetic terminators

[@IndiiHero]

the unspeakable horrors I've witnessed today

[@g_wartooth_5904]

I hope when I die I go to a parallel universe where everyone argues exactly the way Charlie makes it sound

[@crediblesalamander8056]

This man is truly an enigma. I've always thought being horny and wanting to have sex are the same thing, but he's definitely proved me wrong.

[@dominiccoyne8730]

Discovery unlocked: *Voyeurism*

[@l.f795]

999

[@ellecimz6618]

Lmao!!!

[@360fanboy360]

i love the guys reaction next to him "woww"

[@looyhooy4556]

If I did this, no one could ever bribe anything to get this information out of me.

[@LittlleJimmy941]

Another good life tip from Charlie: "I don't think anyone should make a hobby their whole personality".

[@Punchmadedev.]

charlie don't support pride month thats why my content is better

[@paulmccartneyofc6883]

Even more if your hobby is jizzing

[@robambrose4199]

Even more if your cause of death was: "jizz."

[@NealCamerlengo]

@@NocturneJester Nah, majority of humanity especially the religious nutbars.

[@Arcademan09]

Reminds me of Twitter bios when people make that their entire existence

[@pcotton3757]

whenever i feel sad about how shit life is, im gonna come back and watch this video to remind myself that it could be way worse.

[@parzavaal5335]

Well its the dude that's shit, so you're saying *you* could be worse, but don't let that stop you from trying to improve yourself!

[@PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities]

"come back to this video" My brother in Christ this video was released 6 hours ago

[@nonhic]

​@Master Cheek they said they are "gonna" come back

[@lukabarisic7080]

@@PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities My bruda in Allah, do you even English?

[@PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities]

@@nonhic 🤓

[@alextongue-gr3re]

I've shared embarrassing stories to friends but not in a proud way. He says it like its some sort of conquest.

[@redhill3248]

Oh why do I recognize this guy too, oh no it's all coming back

[@aj-pb2qv]

I give female twitch streamers props for being so brave knowing there are these types of creeps in their fan base Edit: I find it disgusting that ppl say “they know what they are doing” or “this is how they get their salaries” fr tho it’s messed up that people would rather blame the women then to just say nothing. Imagine being a gaming streamer and you only get money from people who are pervs. It’s gross. I know that’s a majority of female streamers communities, but that doesn’t mean it’s right, or that they want that. You guys are pretty much saying that women streamers will only get famous for their bodies. Can we just all not be sexist pigs and just watch people in a non-creepy way

[@kanpekiken2481]

I know girl streamers personally and they just say they don’t like to think about how the guys look 😂😂

[@Shadoallcaps]

These are the guys that pay their bills. This is their lifeblood

[@brettpardue8786]

"Brave" lol. Women who sit in a chair and show cleavage all day to get free cash while contributing nothing productive to society should not get that type of respect or attention. This is why I don't watch twitch because I'm not giving these people the time of day

[@sable4539]

Don't give props blud. They gain money from the same losers that do this shit. If they don't like it then they should stop streaming

[@mahmood481]

They are the ones giving streamers money, without them Female streamers are broke

[@ryanallan4180]

I had a nightmare last night about Charlie standing over my bed doing unnaturally scary faces and I genuinely cannot watch him anymore

[@redfromberk]

sounds like a skill issue

[@ryanallan4180]

@@redfromberk servers are down

[@Iamdafish]

I had a similar dream. But instead of getting scared i made scary faces too and asserted dominance. Get gud

[@ryanallan4180]

@@Iamdafish I couldn’t move in mine, was litteral torture

[@redfromberk]

@@ryanallan4180 oh damn my bad then

[@MegaPlayDude18]

Those double doopers get you every time

[@flipperbooch2194]

“Im about to scare you” more like already did coming in hot with them guns

[@juanherran6452]

I took a developmental psychology class in college and remember them saying that sperm cells that are two-headed are the most incapable of penetrating an egg lmaoo

[@Bananaficiary]

Why did you learn about two-headed sperm in psychology class? 😂😂😂

[@juanherran6452]

@@Bananaficiary developmental psychology starts from conception and goes to death

[@lorumipsum7790]

@@juanherran6452 yeah this unironically even if you take a high school level class on it

[@oftheHowl]

​​​@@juanherran6452that class is just [Child] Development, psychology has nothing to do with sperm cells

[@juanherran6452]

@Austin Garcia bruh I took the class. It was about the psychological development of humans from conception to death. Goofy 🤡

[@seanromp7237]

Being on the same planet as Charlie is something we could all brag about

[@dannysankyu]

okay glazer

[@chcicknspider]

my content is better

[@theeggofwisdom]

right?

[@theCommentDevil]

Which planet is he on

[@supertthegamer670]

Agreed.

[@Se7enclikk]

I mean he had to be drunk to admit that💀thats why u shouldn’t drink😭

[@chasidy9395]

I met this guy in downtown Austin last week, he had me and my friends on his stream and told us this story about blasting his pants . I couldn’t remember him at the time but I actually thought he was pretty nice in the moment, other than not asking permission to have us on the stream

[@goosemagicflute]

Even though I've never romantically been with a woman in my 24 year life (tbf I've had 2-3 GFs in Jr. High, but we were all still kids at the time so it wasn't serious), I hope I don't end up this depraved.

[@snickle1980]

your self awareness prevents the issue from coming up. You're safe...for now.

[@jenkathefridge3933]

Just go outside and talking to women you will be fine

[@jacobr2022]

As long as you stay self aware, you can be saved if shit gets worse

[@Banana807]

As long as you stay self aware like other people in this reply section said and you are a normal human being to any women, your gonna be fine

[@arthurius_3022]

I'm going to say something that you surely never heard before, as long as you stay self aware you're alright

[@kingofnamek]

If a guy openly says he jizzed his pants from a hug on camera TWICE, I really don't see why he would ever lie

[@someguy34hnt]

Man's a jizzoholic 😂

[@ThAtGuy-ky5sv]

You know it’s bad when even Moist wouldn’t tell a story if it happened to him.

[@theagentofdusk2382]

That interview is absolutely hilarious and I would recommend watching it. That shit is so goofy

[@_Ciaran_Maher]

As a 27 year old virgin, I'd gladly go another 27 years before I'd admit to something like that. I probably will go another 27 years but still, this is pretty wild.

[@wkeon]

I respect that man but just pay for it get it over with unless your religious first times pretty ass and shortlived and that Convo of "this never happens" is just more cringe than being a 30 year old virgin

[@bojanglespoonan8419]

why would you even admit that weirdo

[@depressedessendonfan5702]

You gotta walk before you can run

[@scratch7971]

I hope you find someone, brother. Just know you are worthy, but beware a bitch lookin for a bag.

[@robotzombie4754]

Im 32 so I won😁

[@PepperOnPatty]

Why would you make your embarrassing experiences your entire personality? Nobody was asking him to own it. Nobody ever asked. So now he just comes off as an unbearably cringe person who shares way too much.

[@lizzyluv96]

I Mean people are giving him attention for it

[@PissyLissy]

This makes me think it's some sort of kink. As in, he gets off to being humiliated and seen as some sort of "loser" when it comes to his sex life.

[@lizzyluv96]

@@PissyLissy humiliation kink is definitely a thing, I've made a fair bit of money off it in the past

[@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin]

It was a tendency in the 2000s or 2010s to say that people should own who they are, so as to become immune to shame as a result of it. Now, it's often used as an excuse to not move beyond it. 2000s and 2010s culture should have said they should still move beyond it, but it unfortunately assumed they would want to anyway.

[@friendlygiant1507]

@@lizzyluv96 ezmode living