Why You Can’t Think Of The Perfect Comeback

When you need a good comeback... just try and make one up yourself.
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[@chrisborgars-smith2439]

"Does anyone have a pitch?" "No, but I have an unbelievably specific fetish"

[@Roland_Ashaman]

RIGHT?! 😂

[@edenroseart]

Most of their sketches tbh

[@jamieunderwood33]

Probably Katie's idea

[@arilovesbingus8626]

ikr

[@lulusobel8643]

Someone should make a playlist of every fetishy college humor sketch…AND IF NOONE ELSE WANTS TO I WILL!

[@spottedstar1123]

this is honestly so relatable. i, too, am often forced into a cow costume by my coworkers

[@JustLaura333]

😂👌

[@katzen3314]

ikr, every freakin' time...

[@mountaindtrix]

#HappensErryTime

[@chesterchow1]

+spottedstar1123 Do you work at Chick Fil A?

[@henrycohn5085]

'cow'orkers ahah!

[@notacat60]

*Waking up in the middle of the night like* FUUUCCCKKK THAT COME BACK WOULDVE BEEN PERFECT

[@lylepatterson6022]

I know what ya mean brother

[@higgs31]

I always do that

[@lylepatterson6022]

+Billy Morris but...

[@asaala739]

yep

[@Mariana-sy3dc]

me 24/7

[@LeeHarveySnoswald]

I know it's fake. But this makes me feel sad.

[@LeeHarveySnoswald]

Tofarboy Now that's just downright hurtful.

[@LeeHarveySnoswald]

Montsho Oliyani You guys seem a little insecure, like overly aggressive for a youtube comment on a comedy video.

[@montshooliyani4114]

Mark Smith lol I'm thinking the person who's hurt over a vid and replying to strangers who're just fucking with him is the insecure one. Overly aggressive? Probably. I'm bored and just going through different tabs. Porn, online games, youtube. Don't take it personal. Just hang your head in shame and move on lol

[@LeeHarveySnoswald]

Montsho Oliyani Yeah, seems like one of us really has their shit together and the other one should be ashamed.

[@LeeHarveySnoswald]

Montsho Oliyani Right, well have fun spending your time with porn, online games, and justifying strangely aggressive comments to strangers.

[@axelthemango8050]

Who else is terrified for not being able to come up with a comeback for that lousy insult...?

[@potatomajesty5255]

Not me if someone said that to me I would beat the shit out of them.

[@DevestevatorArreola]

Peanut Butler & Jam that's what everyone says

[@thtiuchcrtivnm9782]

Mee!

[@merikmalhads1676]

Takes like 5s tops come on

[@deadelaus2611]

You could just say "I can't thats why I'm eating yours"

[@maxcorrice9499]

Man they're really milking that joke

[@813garcia92]

Ha!

[@piercecathey5481]

Badum shh

[@sassycassgames3158]

Punny

[@brendonlynch3610]

Wow, that's so cheesy.

[@chrisjt9425]

I know Zacks annoying but I hate to cal-see-him like this...

[@inspektical2393]

That moment when you come up with a perfect comeback but you can't use it because it's already been 2 months.

[@jayfeezy9890]

Inspektical : All the damn time

[@brunareivax3258]

I dare you to use it anyway

[@laylover7621]

This hurts

[@portalina]

I know you are but what am I? How’s five years?!🤫🔥

[@joelwilcox5424]

*years

[@angie6818]

I kinda felt bad for him...

[@tonyalfonso7061]

What is my purpose I feel bad for you.

[@laiva2175]

Oh my god

[@BlAnK-pu8rh]

What is my purpose everyone says violence is the answer

[@Saesceada]

What is my purpose, oh my god, me to. I legitimately felt so bad for him, whether it was a sketch or not.

[@blissyay3382]

hello stoneface koro-sensei

[@AnonymousAnonymous-qs7vh]

"Moo for us!" _"I don't want toooo!"_ 'Moo for us!" *Depressed cow noises from Zac*

[@toxiclam1964]

Hi remember this comment i will disappear now

[@brunonotthemars7856]

Hi remember this comment. I will disappear now

[@dananabread6632]

*moo*

[@nikolaaa5988]

mu

[@TOM-s7u]

Hi remember this comment i will disappear now

[@Justdontaskmewhat]

Zach is so adorable

[@stmhbeffggffhgttgg7316]

J. Yousef Rousseau ikr

[@EldritchCloak]

"It's not me. It's this thing" "That's not my best friend" he's like a kid. So precious!

[@eruditonaranja27]

Go to ... so inappropriate Not the right time

[@dinad4711]

Ik right, he’s a cutie

[@a_mighty_cookieh3738]

Zac.

[@IntergaIactico]

My comeback jokes only arrive when I'm taking a shower.

[@DJTravTV]

ME TOO!!!!

[@toxic2058]

Same

[@cheekibreeki3607]

same here

[@paradoxFPS]

Same

[@STFUppercut69]

+Charlie Chaplin Wasn't Charlie Chaplin a jew? Adds whole another layer to the 'shower' statement.

[@hunterzillas9966]

You know what's almost as bad? When you do have that comeback, say it, but then they one-up it. Now you're fucked.

[@E--Drop]

No that doesn't work you don't test people during a comeback.

[@kylewilmath6201]

I have the exact opposite problem when I roast people. They don't have a come back because I just cross 60 lines I shouldn't have crossed.

[@sebastianmonjes1651]

@@kylewilmath6201 Reading that remind of something like "How's your girlfriend?, Oh, thats right, you don't have one" "How's your dad?" *You can't reply to this conversation*

[@kylewilmath6201]

@CAl Gond I did stand up comedy for a couple years and I use to host roast for people in job corps when a friend was leaving. Also I’m just a straight socially retarded savage. I go into every situation with the mindset that I roast myself harder than anyone ever could also I heard just about all of them.

[@liltiger3]

"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!." "What's it matter, you're their best seller!."

[@sleshstamp]

My man dealing out comebacks like me: "... I'm older than that..."

[@toxiclam1964]

Hi I’m here to remind you that you wrote this comment

[@jfc_666]

I actually felt a little sad watching him get picked on.

[@englishisntmyfirstlanguage7413]

Grant is always bullyed a lot in sketches (and some of them are even writen by Zac lol), so i think it's okay for him to be poked in the stomach a little

[@jfc_666]

Hey this is my own comment, crazy

[@otaku-chan4888]

@@jfc_666 wow, people alive 5 years ago are still around now, crazy hey there, fellow internet stranger

[@connorkormos1570]

*shows picture of a cow* "look it's your best friend" Comeback: "hey, nice selfie!"

[@krishnadoraisamy2042]

Instant like.

[@CompanyLethalizer]

664 likes and I want to be the 666th if one other person would just like this comment Oh well 666th like is overrated I'll be the 665th.

[@aki-lucky8345]

Awww we are?

[@nadirwoodson9321]

"I didn't know we were friends"

[@dzhanerk7224]

"May be I'm your best friend but you're not mine"

[@everettlogan2433]

I actually became invested in this story.

[@Unbelievebul]

Everett Logan i

[@0framespersecond862]

The end is surprisingly suspenseful

[@Suzanne4415]

The bullying became genuinely upsetting!

[@antonn.mp4]

Suzanne Z I KNOW

[@puropulkkinen1580]

I became so invested in this story that i even made up a couple of comebacks: 1. Oh, sorry, i couldn't smell my 'cheesy farts' over your mustardy shirt. 2. I can't hear you, maybe you should try talking into a MIKE. 3. It's amazing how you can make me look like you. 4. I know why you keep hot sauce on you: it's hot enough to cancel your ugliness.

[@emilyperry541]

*shows picture of a cow* "look it's your best friend" Comeback: huh... I didn't realize you thought of me as your best friend.

[@veniak996]

+Emily Perry Hey at least I have friends.

[@emilyperry541]

Benjamin Kulish XD

[@maxwellmaler3015]

That's what I was thinking

[@ObaREX]

That is perfect! ... But you came too late. Hours after I needed you.

[@veniak996]

I am deeply sorry...Oh wait, not really

[@-comment]

For the outro, I tried scrolling up.

[@evanshaner991]

+Max *facepalm*

[@jaicobcarrera5420]

+Max same

[@8523wsxc]

+Max Must... scroll... harder...

[@potatogod9737]

God damn it I did it by instinct.

[@DarkNightRJ]

+Max I read this, and still did it.

[@ziwuri]

This is one of their greats. That delivery on "my bones are fine" (1:00) is phenomenal.

[@ingridthoresen8420]

Bully: "HAHAH YOU FAILED" Person: "Yeah, so did your dad's condom"

[@steven22]

Omg dude that's the best

[@B34543fc]

Nice!

[@topherharsh7544]

The hi

[@clowntrooper61]

Bully: Best mistake they ever made

[@AlejandroMartinez-ib7fp]

clowntrooper61 biggest regret they'll ever have

[@shipmaster724]

Me an hour ago: “I wonder why Zach left college Humour? Me now: “well that makes sense”

[@greatestyoutuber]

he left????

[@drgcommander1]

Seemed more like playground bullying than comeback jokes.

[@LFTravel1437]

Ikr

[@random_dragon]

those guys are mean.. the perfect comeback would've been, "I can get you arrested for harassment"

[@katzen3314]

I've honestly never seen anybody be forced into a cow costume and put in a paddling pool full of cheese on the playground but ok...

[@yanly1092]

+drgcommander1 why would they need comeback jokes when Zack never said a joke back lol

[@drgcommander1]

Yanly well, i guess the whole point is trying to get a comeback joke but never actually succeeding.

[@ThePoptartster]

This toxic office environment is why CH is not up for a Webby.

[@Cadigan1]

+ThePoptartster Savage.

[@samjohar8632]

I guess you could say that they're Hardly Working...

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Conflict creates comedy

[@soup_please]

I almost wanted to down vote this because it made me so sad, but I recognize that that is probably the wrong action.

[@theangelgamer157]

Sara Rabbermann it's an analogy for when you think of comebacks hours later

[@eruditonaranja27]

Not at all...

[@HyrumLentz]

Yes, because this is KZbin, not Reddit.

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

@@HyrumLentz well you get a downvote

[@HyrumLentz]

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 Thanks, you too

[@aaronmclean2985]

A comeback i had that I'm most proud of, is when a friend said I got lost in your mom, so immature I know, I replied, does that mean you're small?

[@uproaring1569]

Aaron McLean ...

[@willbaker6657]

what

[@AyaCedric]

Someone care to explain?

[@AyaCedric]

I don't even understand what he's trying to imply.. would you care enlightening me with some explanations?

[@anthonyh6480]

i think that his mom is big and she ate his friend so he got lost in his mom, so then he says does that mean you're small because she's big

[@hamishwoodland7424]

Remember kids, if someone says something mean to you. Just say "Your Mum" and run away. That normally does it.

[@seallofapproval]

Good advice.

[@keep7smiling]

+Hamish Woodland I dunno about her comment being mean. That was the most cringe-making embarrassment of a joke possible. You don't even have to make a comeback from that, a rise of an eyebrow and ignoring it is enough, because with her comment she embarrassed herself more than a comeback ever could.

[@frostymcchill6542]

this went from playful jokes to bullying real quick

[@sonnylummes3052]

Joshua Lucanto i felt bad for him, great acting i really thought he was being abused

[@kemalrifky2190]

No is the perfect comeback, try it it works with anything

[@anthonychin6240]

+Kemal Rifky No

[@masonrobertstv5917]

No

[@ItzZaid]

dumbass

[@GustafMedF]

Kemal Rifky no

[@mihailazar2487]

Kemal Rifky and a better one is Nope.avi

[@zoeyiguess8358]

I just love how CH takes a funny situation and puts it to the extreme.

[@AnthonySforza]

Yea... I suffer from Esprit D'Escalier, myself. Where I think of the exact perfect thing to say EVERY time... about seven seconds too late.

[@AbdulazizUgas]

tragic

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Well you could always save them and try to recreate the situation later. Didn't work out so well with "jerk store", but hey I believe in ya buddy.

[@callumgoodall6139]

im the same with replying to youtube comments, except im a year late

[@alZiiHardstylez]

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!" Never fails.

[@sadickess4108]

It fails, how old are you? It's like saying wow, your joke is so funny I forgot to laugh!

[@alZiiHardstylez]

TheGamingKip Kipper You not knowing the reference shows your age rather than mine.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

James V This guy gets at.

[@da_coolest1860]

ayyy seinfeld

[@eevee7663]

"Why does it matter, you're their best seller!"

[@MariaVosa]

I'd feel sorry for Zack but I'm just so happy to see Mike's hair being all fluffy and pretty again.

[@neolanderac8635]

i like how Zach's voice crack up when he was waiting for his comeback

[@jeanbutinfrench]

a "thank you", a smile and moving on to the next thing is the perfect comeback to any insult, i got everybody at work to do it...

[@raushanlanda2981]

So this is what happens in an office..

[@nathanielbrown9399]

I loved the whimpering part XD: "I got a comeback coming, just you wait it's gonna be so good..."

[@abrady0]

This whole sketch feels like an excuse to live out a weird masochistic fetish.

[@dinad4711]

Ikr

[@86kickass]

Zacks acting was pretty good i have to say

[@imperator692]

I felt really bad for Zac.

[@ArdoBlueMoon]

I would have said: "You know you're laughing at your own jokes, right?"

[@sauce_ur_patty]

you ARE the joke.

[@AntagonistChan]

I... uh... This video is seriously setting off my "this is someone's fetish" alarm...

[@sparvid334]

The internet got worse things prepared

[@dastardlycrook6443]

This was actually really cute with Grant desperately trying to get there to save his friend but then it instantly turns on him XD

[@Finchspielberg]

My comeback: I wasn't aware we were on some below average network sitcom. Or: Good to see you brought your middle school street skills with you.

[@AbdulazizUgas]

love

[@iamangelo1324]

All of this over a cheesy bite.

[@Son0fHobs]

+IamAngelo This video was a cheesy bit.

[@charless2190]

Or it was a bit cheesy

[@iamangelo1324]

lol

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

They must be lactose intolerant.

[@NougatCN]

2:08 my fave part lol "Zac! I have a joke!"

[@haileetheultimategamer9319]

The whole time I was yelling comebacks at the screen and I felt really bad for the guy.

[@xDevilAngle]

me too :/

[@therealorberon]

+Hailee The Ultimate Gamer Share it here.

[@eddykingsly8539]

awww, Zack is so adorable! I just want to hug him. it makes me sad to watch this. HILARIOUS THOUGH, LAUGHING TOO HARD!

[@papichulo9757]

Yes, Zac is so adorable, i wanna hug him so tight.

[@odinvik7821]

hostile work enviorment

[@E--Drop]

This is what happens to me all the time I get the perfect comeback when it's to late... I could just be walking down the street one day and suddenly my brain will send me the perfect comeback that I could of used 2 weeks ago, IDK why that happens.

[@tenzindhondup8880]

Why not text Zach?

[@piano7420]

Tenzin Dhondup because the vide would be ruined

[@guythewaffle4861]

When your sad does your emotions text you no because the good comeback man is a representation of the humans creative system that’s why for some people like Zach it’s hard for his good comeback to come but for the girl in the end she is more creative Personification TAUGHT

[@gabrielsnow6509]

The guy was getting bullied

[@KaoruKat]

It made me feel so awful DX

[@jake1173]

gabriel snow GOOD JOB CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT, YOU REALLY CRACKED THE CASE ON THAT ONE.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Pretty sure he got cowed.

[@brunareivax3258]

"Didn't know you could eat your own jokes" "I can't. These are yours" The end.

[@becominghero9754]

Hello stranger from three years ago--yours was the only funny comment in this section to me, for real XD

[@brunareivax3258]

@@becominghero9754 hahaha thanks! I'd totally forgotten about it and am surprised I came up with that lol

[@flyingtanks9313]

"your face is the opposite of this sauce im holding in my hand"

[@khalifa6607]

FLYINGTANKS What in the fuck is that supposed to even mean?

[@joshcarver7930]

K.H.A Lifah your face is not hot

[@bkcdyl1070]

Didn't know jokes could be so bad

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Too wordy

[@evanbatica6613]

If Grant works at college humor then why did it take so long to help Zack?

[@theangelgamer157]

The Phenomenal None It's an analogy for when you think of a comeback hours later

[@ventoutlet565]

r/whooosh

[@AutisticSoyDaddy]

He was in his sex dungeon.

[@englishisntmyfirstlanguage7413]

@@AutisticSoyDaddy with his daddy

[@artemisfowldragon]

Because he was busy watching a spike lee movie on his side

[@SirWJV]

Zac is the most enjoyable person to watch do literally anything.

[@wafl423]

this was just kinda sad

[@kombuchas4684]

This made me feel so sad. I just want to give Zach a soft blanket and send him home with some comfort food and a warm cup of sugary tea.

[@DavidRSAT]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[@apllDgrapllD]

Cheesy farts!

[@defrte]

+David the Democratic Socialist Our most repressed memories Getting shit on and having no way to fight back :c

[@oscaralonso4699]

The life of a middle schooler with adult actors.

[@slicedGabe]

Democratic socialism 😷

[@madeleinerose2089]

Bullying

[@maxv2.0]

Watching Zack mooing was the funniest part of all.

[@hazeclan7534]

Zach screaming in the end was the best by far

[@garrisonlazzell8693]

that was just flat out bullying damn.

[@rambard5599]

It feels like Zack and Grant are just throwing shit at each other with these skits lol.

[@Silverwind87]

I didn't know you could eat your own jokes. You're the joke! Actually, sorry, you're not. People like jokes. How old are you, 11? You must be if you think your insults are good. I bet he has bone problems. You have a bone problem that calcium can't solve. Do you guys smell that? It's Zac's cheese farts. Actually, it's your mom's perfume. Hey look, it's Zac's friend. *holds up cow costume* First of all, cows don't eat cheese. Second of all, me and your mom are more than friends.

[@freakingoutwolf7487]

Albert Nave best comebacks ever 🐰☠️👍☠️🐰

[@memeyartist5591]

Dayum

[@looda3520]

Sorry,all of these were horrible don't @ me

[@Silverwind87]

@@looda3520 I had sexual intercourse with your mother.

[@fart9632]

And this is why you plan comebacks for everything even if it doesn't seem like the moment will ever happen

[@regulareric8759]

this one is one of the best this channel ever made

[@bootsowen686]

His "friends" have the maturity of 6th graders.

[@bootsowen686]

I mean if you want to be a dick, I suppose xD

[@BlimpMcGee]

This is a good idea for an app

[@PJ-jb5bm]

See this is why I think of every possible argument I can have, In the morning and develop multiple talking points and comebacks.

[@THISISINALLCAPS]

I just wanted to give Zac a hug

[@gvrcia4895]

Zach is the pinnacle of innocence in this video.

[@reconarmor99]

This is how violence in the workplace starts.

[@gregmiller9710]

+James Klinck lol yeah...

[@matiganschumacher2259]

This actually made me feel bad for Zach

[@RandProductions45]

Those are the kinds of people you beat the shit out of, they have nothing better to do than humiliate others

[@paul2413]

Brock Woods wtf is wrong with you. You realise this is a colllege humour video right?

[@chirptheowl1716]

oh my gosh when you think of a situation that was slightly awkward and you think of something way cooler that you could have said than what you actually said...

[@MrNight48]

not only did this hit too close to home but that "chessy bits? didn't know you could eat your own jokes" was too fucking savage. it cut deep man...it cut real deep.

[@Rkay421]

I normally find videos on this channel funny but that... I felt horrible for zack I know it's just an act but those things were so humiliating not funny

[@yoyobanana9183]

lol shut up

[@kenan9919]

At least we know they're just acting.

[@Mega-P71]

All the people calling it sad is just pathetic. Really it's a god damn skit. Learn to not take shit so seriously.

[@thetinykid4169]

StreetFighter MMA i thought it was sad because i relate to it so much. I need to better at making comebacks.😂

[@Mega-P71]

The Tinykid pfft you don't need comebacks. I talk with my fists 🥊🥊

[@lvrbon1927]

Zac is literally me

[@declanmcknight2486]

yeah but zacs actually attractive :)

[@orangeinkius7257]

@@declanmcknight2486 stop stop hes already dead

[@kaitlinarnold5105]

OH COME ON that would have been too easy as soon as she held up the cow picture I thought "yeah I love cows that's why I'm friends with you".

[@gregmiller9710]

+Kaitlin Arnold you should have a youtube comeback channel....

[@laureldesilets3575]

When the comeback itself turns against you.

[@isaacsilva8045]

I come up with amazing comebacks many hours possibly even the next day. STUPID BRAIN

[@theaviator1152]

1:05 Lol this scene is so underrated

[@Cheeseanonioncrisps]

The lesson I learned from this video is to never eat cheese at work. Ever.

[@dmino5244]

Yea i hate it when my friends make me dress like a cow if I can’t come up with a good comeback

[@yaaaaasfire9621]

I only think of the comeback when I get home

[@mistec34]

Love how like everyone on your team has the ability to be the butt of the joke and keep on going.

[@sidalsahin8105]

That cow scene looked like a rape scene to me.... anyone else agree?!

[@theactiondogs2822]

Your comment is the most Obvious cry for attention

[@factsabouturmum9250]

actually it reminded me of my last relationship

[@theactiondogs2822]

+Homini Lupus to bad I don't care

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Why are you asking me? You're the expert.

[@kalebpratt5635]

Sidal Sahin yeah now that you say it, it does.

[@vehi9580]

I always have the funniest comebacks, just when I'm about to go to sleep

[@theinnerchildplus1621]

He looks a bit like Joseph Gorden levit from 3rd rock

[@ispentalldayatYT]

Whats worse is when I think of a good comeback I stutter or my voice cracks then they're going to focus on that.

[@roznothejon]

The perfect comeback: No u

[@ActionOverWordz]

Is the funny video guy still in traffic?

[@gootmanboats3864]

*+ActionOverWordz* He made a wrong turn at "Don't like, don't watch" avenue.

[@NoobieLandCity]

+ActionOverWordz Pretty sure he crash and never came back.. we'll see maybe he's just in a coma.

[@MartialArtsCat101]

Oh shit

[@CaptainDoomsday]

"Are you 11 years old?" No, I have functional tastebuds; when did yours die such that you would condemn flavor? *Everything else* "Wait, is being 11 years old shameful, or your main goal around here? Because I was under the impression we're supposed to write jokes, despite everyone else having not." And I'm only 3 and a half years late.

[@DefinitelyFakeGrantOBrien]

What a perfect analogy.

[@memeboi662]

I felt so bad for Zach :(

[@TheNugettinage]

+CrushGames Almost a bad as his cheese farts smell.

[@papichulo9757]

@@TheNugettinage that's mean but good one tho

[@valenciasantos8236]

Who else is still reeling from the pain of not having a comeback after an argument that happened 6 months ago?

[@evanblake5252]

This is the most terrifying comedy sketch ever made.

[@1weeaboo]

I thought Keith from buzzfeed

[@willdubois]

I was hoping Zack would get the perfect comebacks and roast every one of them back.

[@Snakerfriends]

+Will DuBois Look his friend stabs him in the back too! How fun.

[@WRZ100]

This video was just too meen.

[@admiralackbar6490]

+Wrzeszcz100 green*

[@jmckail152]

+Admiral Ackbar self-esteem

[@marilynnsebaali2271]

+Wrzeszcz100 mean***

[@haroonkhalid1957]

Clean

[@AbdulazizUgas]

bean

[@thebenforever]

Zac's wailing at the end, after all of that insanity, was absolutely breathtaking. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LorenceFillers]

Are we going to acknowledge how Katie was pulling on Zac's utters