Why You Don't See Turkey at Fast Food Chains

Excerpt from A Turkey Farmer | TPW 367
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[@Arthur-ek7nd]

Theo interviewing regular blue collar people is honestly so refreshing and innovative in the medium. There are endless comedy circle jerk podcasts with the same rotation of guests. Getting in depth on some aspect of regular life that keeps society moving behind the scenes is super cool and appreciated Theo.

[@Newname6789]

dude you the only one circle jerking cuh theres plenty of podcasts

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

@@Newname6789 yeah and every other podcast that Theo has been on, they just have on the same comedian guests. You on that negatron shit bruh.

[@Newname6789]

@@Arthur-ek7nd cause you watching comedy podcasts you dipshit

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

@@Newname6789 its not exclusive to comedy. Idk why you're so angry over internet comments. go touch grass

[@Newname6789]

@@Arthur-ek7nd bro what I literally ran 3 miles today stfu you retard you the one ignoring half the podcasts cause your worldview so little

[@flonkas]

My absolute favorite Theo con guests are the regular working people. No inflated egos, no bullshit, no repetitive stories, just cool people that we can relate too.

[@misanthr0pic]

lol theo con

[@stevesharpe3370]

Ehh this guy is a working person but he’s rich still and doesn’t have charisma or is interesting not that great

[@mrcontroversy222]

@Chris Andrews where did he say average?

[@biffleslegit8985]

@Chris Andrews regular and average are basically the same thing

[@sixupsprite5501]

The best part is you don't have to listen to comedians blowing smoke up each other's butts talking about Comedy the whole time.

[@jacksdad734]

I like when he has working men on. Turkey man, funeral man, Santa, plumber man. All good episodes.

[@patrickw6962]

Fuckin Santa? Lol

[@jacksdad734]

@@patrickw6962 Yeah. He had a Santa man on to talk about the bein Santa business. Great episode.

[@Unz360]

That's what makes Theo great.. actually I just rewatched 'funeral man' yesterday. Talking bout the death trade, gang.

[@RealNewsMMA]

Maybe you guys would be interested in a guy who never followed his dreams and lives at his parents now after his one and only relationship that went south as well as losing friends, self worth, confidence, and dropping out of school by not failing, but by simply not going to classes without dropping the courses. I’m lucky that when I moved home March 1, 2016, that that weekend was mcgregor vs Diaz. I didn’t know much about mma prior to moving home. Since then mma has given me purpose, along with this podcast and others like it. Lookin into applying to that job Theo mentioned recently. Hoping to get my life together or at least some pieces together sometime soon

[@LordSeth-hf8ew]

The plumber episode is so good, just a real man doing his job

[@JLYT2024]

When bro said "Turkey nuts" Theo got that that Vietnam flashback gaze 😭

[@filetmignon2818]

0:02 💀

[@frostfive]

Do they bust a little lmao

[@sunshine3914]

Because we’ve been able to gmo chickens to be processed at 4-6 weeks of age. While turkeys mature (nowadays) from 16-20 weeks.

[@2552Zeus]

Yahtzee

[@fredohonius]

Yeah UNO

[@eloccen]

like u dont gmo turkeys lul u dumb

[@doubleboy2388]

Man that's fucked up

[@aaronsmith4806]

Geez chickens living for 4 weeks? That’s pretty gross

[@flonkas]

Theo has a unique ability to remain focused and relatable , no matter who he is talking too.

[@knottage]

He's done a lot of work on himself it seems... less drugs and drink and porn etc... lotto growth in the man

[@geofflow8117]

Theo needs a junk removal guy on the pod. Anyone who’s worked in the industry knows how good of a podcast that would be

[@mandel12]

Good man, Geoff. Hope your comment blows up, I feel like that would be a great convo!

[@82PeRK]

Curious . How so? Because ive DONE* it. Not much to talk about.

[@aaronsmith4806]

Why so insulting? He clearly meant “done”. Not much to understand. He is saying it was rather boring

[@InstantClanGaming]

@Erikk Hyndman shut up nerd you know damn well you understand him

[@macomane146]

@@aaronsmith4806 dudes got lil man syndrome

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

This podcast guest was the hardest working business man ever. Man was super busy and seemed like a cool dude. Great episode

[@stevesharpe3370]

Ehh this guy is rich still and doesn’t have charisma or is interesting not that great

[@themadprophet8724]

He’s like meat canyons cousin!

[@Bando-fx4mf]

Every one knows that about Theo. Are a noob to Theo ???

[@hunterhalo2]

Dude, Theo. Normal people on the show just hits, please keep it up. Ya got a way to guide a conversation and keep it relatable.

[@HolyDrugLord]

That viewer question guy thought Theo was gonna laugh at his “mcgobble gobble” lol

[@koihamau2843]

It really hit and it’s especially true when he says “we don’t have enough farmers to keep up that demand”, I was employed relatively recently at a deli, and we were out of turkey for almost a week and it was a constant situation! It’s crazy to see that there can be shortage of such things in all honesty.

[@RealSsntosDavid]

same my deli has been having trouble getting turkey as well...

[@HughesEnterprises]

Try raising 10,000 turkeys every three weeks selling them for $20 a piece and it costs $18 to raise one. Farms barely break even after expenses.

[@ronjericho7977]

@@HughesEnterprises 20,000 profit every 3 weeks sounds pretty good.

[@jsmith2186]

It's like eating what?? Killed me

[@brianhoward7277]

I was just thinking of this the other day. A Thanksgiving sandwich with turkey stuffing and cranberry on it would sell good at fast food restaurants. It's a niche market that hasn't been quartered.

[@freesoul3371]

Capriotti's sub shops has exactly that year round.

[@deng9595]

I've been to capriottis in Las Vegas. The sandwich is called "the bobby". Is capriottis nation wide? I've only seen them in vegas

[@freesoul3371]

@@deng9595 They are around the country in a bunch of states check Wikipedia and they actually Roast Whole Turkeys for Pulled Roast Turkey for their sandwiches.

[@kaboomerty1638]

@@deng9595 didn’t know they were based in vegas, im sure they have other locations but the Bobby is busting

[@deng9595]

I'm going to check into it. Hopefully there's one hiding in Nashville. The Bobby definitely deserves some respect. I've been making my own version lately. Nothing like a Bobby in July though

[@bobbie7355]

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 Theo. And for everyone watching today. Hugs from Texas sweeties 😎

[@hutcho_]

Respect to you. Brilliant page. Peace and health to you from England 🙏

[@zitiboylilo5789]

Theo I love your show 😂 I’m a black man from northern New Jersey right outside of Manhattan. My mom moved to SC in 2006. I went to college there and moved back home after graduating in 2010. The day she moved in she called me laughing awkwardly because she didn’t know what to do or say. A white kid who looks just like you, lived down the street from her, mullet and all 😂 his nickname was Bee-Bow. His real name is Cameron. He walked right in the house after knocking on the door like he knew my family forever. He went and sat right on my moms couch and asked her, “What church you all go to?” Lmao 🤣 and from that day he’s been apart of my family! He was my brothers best man in his wedding and everything. My mother still frequently comes up here and he came with her a couple of times. We were in the middle of Manhattan and he took his shoes off and walked around barefoot on the ice cold concrete and asphalt 😂 😂 😂. He is married himself now and has a beautiful family. He married one of the prettiest black girls I’ve ever laid eyes on. She looks like Aaliyah the R&B singer. She’s from somewhere in SC. A small town I never heard of before. Her name Dominique. He’s a year younger than my baby brother. They immediately became friends. He was my brothers only friend for months when she first moved down there. He’s naturally hilarious like you are. I could legit write a movie script based on this kid 😂 my friends here love it when he comes to visit Jersey. A slim white kid with a heavy, pageantry kind of South Carolina, southern accent. He knows every single rap song that comes on and can do every damn dance 😂 😂 😂. Not only that he’s loyal as fuck. When my grandmother passed away he came to Jersey with my brothers, he wore blue jeans, sandals and a tuxedo jacket to her funeral with a bucket of Cool Water cologne on 😂 😂 😂. When I first met him I thought he was a little bit odd, but he has more sense than most! That damn mullet with his accent had me in the beginning

[@rhino202]

This is so cool. Theo is a great interviewer. Listens so well, adds to the commentary and interjects with his funny quips

[@mixednuts4you]

I've had the idea of this before podcasts. It's nice to see someone doing it.

[@philesq9595]

Dude, thank you for sharing this.

[@sandhanitizer15]

A McGobble? Sign me up. Turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing wrapped in one of their snack wrap things would be fire.

[@soundwave3353]

Then we have the spicy Turkey sandwich wars

[@modernlunacy4341]

One of our local restaurants has a thanksgiving sandwich on their menu all year long. It’s like a subway sandwich with shredded turkey breast, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and other sauces. It’s really good! It’s a local favorite.

[@sandhanitizer15]

@@modernlunacy4341 there's a place in Cape Cod that has a sandwich like that that's amazing. Gotta get one every year when I go on vacation haha

[@jaycava6443]

My stomach turned on the stuffing wrap bro. Maybe I've had enough Thanksgiving food this week and that's probably why

[@holisterbruxly4554]

Wawa has it.

[@zachypoo1988]

One of my favorites so far.

[@nckfrmthapnw]

Do they bust a little 🤣.. theos isms always goin unnoticed! Half the fun for me watchin mr. Von is catchin all the puzzles.

[@cassidyjohlson9128]

Great episode!

[@roycedeaton2161]

This is awesome!!! Why hasn't this subject been talked about more often?

[@marcospinelli6367]

I work in the deli business. It's been hard enough to get turkey into delis lately much less keep restaurants supplied. Bird flu and other issues too

[@stevenarvizu3602]

Idk why but the phrase “I work in the deli business” makes me imagine you as a slick lawyer type in a 3000 dollar suit and Versace glasses with a briefcase full of turkey handing me a business card for his turkey empire

[@seungsooim2183]

@@stevenarvizu3602 no steven. that is what u are going to do. u jus need to be a lil more selfish. go out there n get it

[@TJP2010555]

Theo if you read this, please do more of these joe everybody episodes, I’d watch/listen to every one.

[@icandleall]

Back in the 90s i had a thanksgiving that was a bag of turkey flavored bugles and a bottle of whiskey

[@markl5998]

No chaser/mixer?

[@icandleall]

@@markl5998 Just water, smoke and music

[@PNL_King]

I love novel, unique conversations like this... Never have I thought about the fact that turkey is straight up not available at fast food chains outside sandwich spots. Thanks Theo and random white guy.

[@blah3588]

This is interesting... I always find my way back to this channel

[@tragic1221]

these are the questions i need answered

[@Syzygy77]

Theo interviews everyone. It’s great!

[@boscodooley8561]

Thank you Mr Turkey farmer, my Thanksgiving day meal was amazing. Make Year round Turkey a thing.

[@CarnivoreTracee]

Happy Thanksgiving Theo!

[@xmidge3851]

So much insight on turkey fries

[@SPLIFFZPUFFZ]

This is the content and conversation the internet was made for.

[@Steven-hg5ch]

Turkey legs are a huge seller at the Tulsa State Fair here where I live. They are delicious. I fried my first turkey for Thanksgiving and it was probably the best turkey I've had. Definitely am going to eat more turkey.

[@TherokA]

I've got bad news for ya

[@nicksurfs1]

I know they sell super well at the Kansas state football games. Seems like every man, child and half the women got one. I heard they’re from the university’s own farms but idk if that’s true.

[@jcbvortex22]

There is a doctor who designed/invented a ‘blood type’ diet. It’s based on your blood type and how you process foods. For me as a AB- person, Turkey is my recommended meat protein. The recommended foods change based on blood type and how well you can digest certain foods.

[@notafterwhathappened]

The face Theo is making in the thumbnail, lets you know he just said something brilliant!

[@jasonluis8895]

I feel him. I mean the people who speculated on the emu got crushed by the market when the demand just wasn’t there. Interesting how unsustainable raising beef is and we are not exploring other meat that have less impact. But then again beef is hella good. Turkey that taste like beef, get at it scientists

[@bidensucks6792]

In Vegas we have a place called "farm basket" I only know of 1 left but it has been on West Charleston for the last 50 years. The Clucker is a deep fried turkey sandwich.

[@wesleyfitness9770]

Bro love yo podcast 😂

[@deandredunbar9618]

To anyone wondering turkey nuts are not in their wings they are in their upper body cavity behind the wings or beneath the wings, however you wanna think about it.

[@BillStrathearn]

Thanks for this. It also explains how you can mass produce turkey nuts at a rate of only a couple per turkey. If they were truly located in the wings, it would be much more difficult to extract without disturbing meat that would otherwise be eaten at a higher price

[@potthethird]

What even are they ?

[@kyleyates8172]

There's a couple fried turkey places in Chicago and they're really good. Love turkey legs

[@RalphBarbagallo]

Jack in the Box had a Turkey Jack about 20 years ago. I loved it.

[@triggsnasty6066]

Loved this guy

[@eddiegreg7064]

"TURKEY RIBS" are a selection at one of the best BBQ joints located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania called "SHOWCASE BBQ". With so many people who don't eat pork and beef ribs aren't consistent enough, they make "Turkey Ribs" by cutting the breast (I believe) into rib size servings and the sauce on top of the numerous smoker pits they use make it my favorite "rib", I don't like pork so I'm glad someone is giving options. Thanks 🙈🙉🙊

[@commiehunter733]

Sounds tasty

[@Aqua-28Purpz]

Theo's comedy is one of a kind he be sayings the most unexpected things that be making me almost piss ma self fr.

[@SeboltLawnLandscape]

Theo is the freakin man

[@saltcreekammo]

Look up "Manti marinade" for *the best* way to marinade turkey before cooking it on a grill.

[@xXThomas89999Xx]

Theo is such a solid guy he seems so respectful here. He probably could have made jokes 10 ways from Sunday with this fella

[@clubberlang8915]

@@nickwest9921no it’s not, he’s a Turkey farmer

[@clubberlang8915]

@@nickwest9921 no it’s not, the podcast is called excerpt from a Turkey farmer

[@clubberlang8915]

@@nickwest9921 boi you’re the troll

[@clubberlang8915]

@@nickwest9921 Lolol all good, they do look similar

[@PS987654321PS]

You dumb, pretentious f.

[@channyngtatum9231]

Wholesome AF

[@mamaharumi]

Used to hunt turkeys when I was younger, theyre great. I like duck more than turkey but I definitely like turkey more than chicken. They're a bit too hard for me to raise though, and I imagine they're also more difficult to mass produce, compared to ducks and chickens.

[@jacksdad734]

Ill never understand why we dont eat more duck in America. Its really only Asians who sell it.

[@nckfrmthapnw]

@@jacksdad734 I can tell you I personally eat a ton of duck! Going after some again in the am lol. A plucked fat juicy northern mallard is def my fav. But yah, good point. We have thousands upon thousands of wild ducks.. you would think more would be being eaten.

[@aaronsmith4806]

Because ducks are cute and people would want them to be their pet rather than meal

[@sunshine3914]

Raising ducks takes up too much space. And even though I’ve known a good amount of duck hunters in TX, I’ve only known a couple who claim to like duck better.

[@nozrep]

The Turkey Hut in Houston is super amazing! Go there!

[@brittanyjustice9195]

My new favorite line"thats why you don't see turkeys go hard!" Gonna use that in every possible conversation I can! Lol

[@cynr5456]

THEO PLEASE COME TO MICHIGAN ON YOUR TOUR PLEASE!!!

[@BoyleJr]

Turkey and Ham roast dinner is available in most places in Ireland everyday. Course those places are pretty decent hotels.

[@KickBackMIA]

Great episode

[@ch-ir8ld]

This turkey farmer is from my hometown, we use to party at his farm in the vacant turkey "coops"

[@kosmickobb8570]

Go theo!!!

[@matthewfoss3075]

I had a chef buddy in Juneau AK who said this Yeats ago. It's cheap, good and tastes great. Thanks theo. I'm investing now.

[@MrHunterseeker]

They started doing smoked Turkey legs in Disney Parks and other Amusement parks in the past few years now, I never remember them back in the 80s or 90s having them at any amusement parks, but now they are very popular and they smell absolutely great. Maybe start selling them this way in the fast food market too?

[@warrenmcelroy4718]

Arby’s has been selling Turkey for many many years

[@Ottophil]

@@warrenmcelroy4718 “turkey” flavored meat product

[@MrEazyE357]

They definitely had them in the 80s and 90s bro.

[@warrenmcelroy4718]

@@Ottophil 🤣🤣

[@commiehunter733]

Turkey breast slices have been in delis since the 1930s

[@nickgray6305]

Turkeys aren’t cheap to feed. I give my 8 decent food because they’re my personal food, but even the cheap shit adds up per turkey to get any meat on them. I go through about 40-45lbs of feed/week

[@rustyschackelford9645]

Those turkey nuts are fire boy!! Nothing like frying up a batch at a party and waiting until they are almost gone to tell everybody what they are fighting over!!!

[@grandwizard9088]

Your a horrible human 😂

[@Glovvox]

Bro you should always get consent before feeding someone your nuts - I’m calling the cops

[@shonuffLA]

You know how to party, shhh shaa

[@danielhicks1682]

Turkey Is That Thing! Merch coming

[@drewbocop]

I don't give a good God damn how good they are, I'm not eating a pile of fried turkey nuts

[@CodyRayDees513]

Cracker Barrel has a seasonal country fried Turkey with a gravy on it and that’s some the best most flavorful Turkey I have ever eaten. I’m not a huge Turkey fan because it taste like a less flavorful chicken too me.

[@meganbarnes1391]

I've been cooking turkey burgers over regular burgers at home lately, with some pepper jack cheese

[@skeetermcswagger0U812]

There's a thing I heard one time that there was a guy driving through this rural area and he could have sworn he saw a chicken on the side of the road with 3 legs and he tried to get close to it,but it took off running on him so he jumped in his car and chased it and it still pretty much out ran him until it got into this yard area and went up under the edge of the chicken coop. His threw up so much dust and made too much noise trying to stop in time before hitting the rancher's fence that the rancher came out wanting know what the hell is going on. So the guy said;" I could have sworn I just saw a 3 legged chicken run into your yard!!" The rancher goes;" Oh yeah we started breeding some them like that because the idea was if you could get 3 drumsticks per chicken it would be just that much more cost effective in the long run...." So the guy said;"Well I've never heard such a thing but that makes sense.....do they taste the same as a normal chicken?" "Don't know,.... we haven't been able to catch any of 'em yet!" 🐓💨💨💨

[@joshuamartinez6105]

Ok

[@kriscollinstunes]

😂😂😂

[@Ne0ConKiller]

Too long didnt read lol

[@skeetermcswagger0U812]

@@Ne0ConKiller That's good you wouldn't understand it anyways.🤤

[@shallwegettit7874]

That was beautiful

[@redphilly88]

“Do they bust” 😂😂😂

[@SwishGod6]

He said ah “McGobble gooble”😂

[@jasoncreamer5747]

Turkey, leak and potato pie is my favorite.

[@chuckfinly2513]

Turkey legs at renfest are huge. They sell out every day. People can't get enough and they are awesome

[@oneloveboob]

Dickeys barbecue is the fast food of BBQ and we have turkey fast food styled and smoked for 4 hrs each day

[@MyPrayingmantis]

Good content Cajun Theo Huxtable.

[@gamesterx2636]

Parkside Pub in Huntley, Illinois does a big bash every year, right before Thankgiving, called the Turkey Testicle Festival. Guess what they are serving?

[@anicesuprise1459]

This is brilliant regular people x

[@kjax0630]

Arby's turkey bacon and swiss is one of my favorites lol there's turkey at fastfood, just gotta know where.

[@probablyTreedENT]

"Yeah I haven't had that" lol me either bubby

[@youtubehashandlesnow]

Arby's has the meats

[@damonfranklin1351]

Arbys Turkey slider is slept on

[@garyjenson8262]

Turkey nuggets would be a great holiday menu item.

[@macattack9184]

Thought about this on Thanksgiving

[@davehughes53]

The inner cities and south eat lots of turkey wings. It’s very popular dish

[@davidsonmg]

McGobble Gobble is something I get in a dark alley.

[@WV_Mudpuppy]

I turkey hunt every spring just to make and eat my own turkey nuggets 😋 they do dry out very easily though so definitely have to cook them right

[@andrewluk4327]

You can almost see the gears turning in Theo's head. He's def holding back on saying some crazy shit here.

[@yasukemaat8192]

They do Busta bust lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@youropionmattersnot]

It would have to be mechanically separated, emulsified and reconstituted into nuggets.

[@robyn220]

This made me hungry 😋

[@hoesdontcount8718]

Turkey Leg Hut in Houston good asf

[@MrBadass773]

I eat Turkey BBQ tips all the time....Italian Turkey sandwiches (instead of beef)....Turkey legs...etc....

[@contrapposto4636]

Man I really like this dude, he reminds me of my grampa. He’s so chill

[@b0ssatr0n91]

Theo..brother **hulk hogan style** you just keep on keeping on and we will arrive at our destination BROTHER!!!!!

[@andyrevo19]

Theo couldn't help himself with the "do they bust a lil?"

[@kendallsmith5543]

"McGobble Gobble" 😎✊💀😂😂😂

[@JaysClubHouse]

This should be titled “famous regular ppl interviewing regular people”

[@joelman1989]

My thing is, I’ve NEVER heard anyone say “I feel like having some turkey right now.” I’ve heard that about every other meet including other holiday meats.

[@DonovanJamesOfficial]

These guys just popped on my feed so I just want to say that the guy with the black shirt on looks like Chris Jericho

[@xXCigarXx]

This clip and the content is great I love this shit theo!