why you DON'T want foxes as pets 🦊

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[@jamiemeshire]

"Piss where you drink" - A wise fox

[@westerlywinds5684]

Moose head beer from Canada is like that. I think they tapped it from the tap down under.

[@ShaddySoldier]

"Piss IN your drink"

[@jamiemeshire]

@@ShaddySoldier It's a play on "don't shit where you sleep" ✌️

[@ShaddySoldier]

@@jamiemeshire yeah I know

[@urzarak]

So that no one else can drink it.

[@Princenidal520]

“Doesn’t it smell like skunk or weed?” *the super baked cameraman*: yeah it’s the foxes for sure”

[@braedonalexander2927]

😂😂😂

[@slicksilver9441]

Lol

[@RR-on4sk]

🤣🤣

[@coryjohnson2486]

Cameraman always high

[@glennkerrison6108]

Lol! That's exactly what I thought.

[@AlaskaRose70]

We have a lot of foxes up here in the interior of Alaska, in towns and the forest. I have often smelled a skunk smell, but didn't know what it was. We don't have skunks up here. Now I know it was a fox. I heard a vixen screaming the other night. She must be looking for a mate. I agree, fox would not be a good pet. Just admire them when you see them and feel blessed you caught a glimpse of such a beautiful shy animal.

[@davidelliott5843]

We had urban foxes where I grew up. Shy is not how I would describe them. They just got on with stuff and were not smelly.

[@whitecloud6383]

There are several Fox families in Martyrs Park-Memphis TN (burrowed into the east river bank). I’ve seen them come up into the park late at night with their young cubs/kittens to play after the park is abandoned. Martyrs Park was previously the only 24 hour city park in the city. But not anymore. Baby fox jumping in & out of the night shadows while playing is a sight.

[@jennifernordberg-rj8im]

@whitecloud6383 a fox baby, is a kit

[@joecascade5105]

Except they are killing all the ducks & chickens this year.

[@williammcdowell4850]

You misheard her she said like skunk or like weed... she never meant an actual skunk skunk wacky backy

[@bryansmith2649]

They purr like cats too.

[@willek1335]

They scream like stuck pigs too xD They and deer make the weirdest animal noises I've ever heard.

[@RavensWings11]

Awww that's amazing

[@FleshWizard69420]

They also communicate by screaming

[@T57Custodian]

@@willek1335 they make that noise when mating.

[@MamaFeng]

"That's a decoy water" is something I never thought I'd hear in my life

[@jeffreybonanno8982]

Never had to use it to get someone to stop drinking off of your beverage, I'm guessing? Lol😅😂

[@jeffreybonanno8982]

I'd bet that Fox Piss, Skunk Weed, and Mildew Covered Alfalfa would keep someone from trying to share your drink without ya knowing. "Decoy Water" just sounds like there's wrong with it lol😂😅😅😂😅😂

[@tothetop2498]

And for it to make sense. Place the decoy water a little more to the left.

[@StayProteus]

There’s a story of I believe British or Australian soldiers in WWI or maybe WWII where they used “water” or more often (supposedly) piss to rig up a mechanical dropper/switch thing that when it became full of liquid after a certain amount of time would then trigger a mechanism to fire a gun that was attached to it and they rigged them up all over the trenches in this one particular battle where they had to retreat but knew that if they just stopped shooting then they would be pushed by Germans during their retreat and get slaughtered so they rigged those systems to randomly shoot to make the Germans think it was business as usual and thus was the OG decoy piss water and allowed them to retreat without any loss if I remember correctly

[@dja1647]

Why is your profile picture? Just an Asian person like that can’t be you.

[@anal--burp]

"Doesn't it smell like weed" Camera man that's high as a kite: "👀 yeah, that's crazy"

[@jamestessem7983]

this made me laugh at a very high volume at a very late hour while other people were sleeping 😂😂

[@kevinsimpson9010]

😂 this actually made me laugh lmfao

[@pb6855]

I was just about to make this comment 😂

[@osamabin1328]

I always laugh a little when someone I know says it smells a bit like weed and I know damn well it's me 😂

[@Boosted_aj]

@@osamabin1328lmao I loved that part of blowing herbs. Problem is I work in an office so I gotta take the blinky 😂😂

[@FantasticExplorers]

THIS IS HIGHLY INFORMATIVE! THANK YOU!

[@WARRE7V]

Never seen a fox like that beautiful

[@Aaa-dv3oi]

It’s not natural, it was artificially selected to be like that in order to become a pet in the illegal California pet trade

[@frenchtantan]

The reason he looks like that is a bit sad. He was bred for the (illegal) pet trade. Maya explains it often and better, but basically people who want foxes as pets want them to have different colors, fluffier tails, shorter snouts, to be more confortable around humans, etc. In short, they basically want a dog but be able to brag about it being a fox, which is dumb. Just get a dog, folks!

[@tedanderson7303]

Agreed! And I like her little animals.

[@PoorlyPlaying]

“No, officer, it’s just the foxes out back”

[@LuxTheFolf]

LMAO! Lets just hope it's a fox 😂

[@Spirit.got.paws7]

Bro 💀

[@algia6112]

the thing that sucks about weed being legal now is that jokes like these will lose their place

[@zachmoyer1849]

"Aight playa you enjoy them Foxes out back just keep it down alright"

[@gnutscha]

i loled hard

[@trvrsln]

This is exactly what someone who wants to keep all foxes to themselves would say…

[@davidtaylor6452]

😅😂

[@seekeroflight85]

This comment wins!!

[@alwaysspeaktruth9244]

Lol

[@baschoen23]

😂

[@jameshunter2025]

😅😅

[@TauruS_Music.]

Cameraman : 📹😶‍🌫️ 🚬 💨 💨 “Yeah”

[@RichardAlexander-ym7uw]

She's adorable .

[@Eaon69]

creepy

[@radkomladi4]

Yea... Because SHE looks like Really Read🤩😍🥳😝

[@jackbuffalo6858]

@@Eaon69 he's probably 60 year old dude

[@bola5671]

​@@Eaon69We can't even say people are adorable anymore?

[@Eaon69]

@@bola5671 creep

[@aSliceOfChoccyMilk]

You can lead a fox to water, but he'll just drink his piss

[@thatguybrody4819]

that's not a fox, that's bear grylls

[@thedemonskull6400]

​@@thatguybrody4819underrated reply, nearly forgot about that dude😂

[@arketsjenkins5016]

Cant trust the water, unless its neutralize with his own piss.

[@killjoy1056]

He wont though, hell piss in it, and then walk away from it and not drink it. Thats why its a bad thing.

[@kryhavoc]

​@@thatguybrody4819I was gonna say Kevin Costner but that's pretty funny.

[@mrcat3493]

“Doesn’t it smell like skunk..or like weed?” Those foxes are getting baked at night.

[@ceoofwhiteprivilege2238]

“Dumbass humans think we’re just peeing” *Commence fox giggles*

[@TheTaygan]

That's how the weed got its name

[@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270]

😂

[@mobeefus]

That explains the late night calls to Pizza Hut and the empty doritos bags. 😂

[@AustiuNoMatterWho]

Definitely some stoners hanging out with the foxes at night

[@losttribe007]

Fox wanted to be interviewed too🦊

[@MrTubbyTubb76]

Wow she is genuinely Beautiful and I mean that in the most sincere way possible!!!!

[@Idc.350]

“That’s their decoy water”, girl though she could outsmart the fox 🦊

[@Boy_O_Boy]

Guess who got outfoxed

[@chrishayes5755]

hey girl, you know you can TRAIN animals right? you know so they don't pee in certain places.. might wanna get on that.

[@darksecret965]

​@@chrishayes5755Yes they are just dogs right smh

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

@@chrishayes5755 you should reflect on how you nanaged to think that your general intuition that "you can train animals" trumps the experience of someone running a fox sanctuary, regarding the matter of how trainable foxes are to suppress their scent-marking instinct.

[@pcproffy]

Now we know why women are foxy

[@swiggah]

"If you piss in your drink, others won't drink it." The supposed wise fox

[@Rochester92G]

Foxes aren't call clever for no reason.

[@ijustwannaplaygame206]

Best comment

[@wariokhabib245]

That sounds like Tito Wordsmith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TR4R]

Well, I see no fails in his logic...

[@magilla2282]

It's like spitting in your own drink.

[@matthewdunham1689]

As beautiful animals as they are they are wild animals. Heard that the Red Pandas are the same.

[@taiyoctopus2958]

all animals were wild animals at some point.

[@franklinpndejesus3677]

Wow , Her intelligence and love for animals is so beautiful ❤️🤗

[@Matrim42]

They also rip everything to shreds, dig up anything they can, and will make horrible banshee noises for no reason. But they are sweet and very cute.

[@alexbosse8528]

And they are very good climbers. Usually, enclosures need to be like a cat enclosure, with a closed roof.

[@katie85705]

Their favorite playtime is at night too so they make all their play chatter at night. They also have no problem killing any small animal you may have. My uncle has 2 foxes and one of them tried killing a cat, that cat ended up needing surgery because her face got ripped open. Their teeth and nails are really sharp too and they can cause injury even without meaning to, my uncles fox almost bit half his nose off trying to give him a little love bite. He needed stitches to put his nose back together. Some foxes can audio become aggressive to people they don't know so you have to be extra careful with any guests. Their adorable animals and are a joy to watch but they require a lot of work, patience and money.

[@joshh535]

@@katie85705 lol that reminds me of that Norm Macdonald movie Dirty Work… Chris Farley’s character hooking up with a “Saigon whore” that bit his nose off

[@AshKay131]

Kids do that

[@midwestmaniack]

The cons seem to definitely outweigh pros

[@Wgg132]

“That’s not weed officer that’s my pet fox”

[@gerrybennett2820]

I will use that as excuse 😂😂I😂

[@nataliestephenson215]

@@gerrybennett2820shahs only if you’re allowed to own them in your state/area 😅 cause if not they’ll getcha on that too lol

[@murraychadwick9362]

I have never heard of "Fox" weed. I have heard the term "skunk" weed

[@hunterthunell4721]

@@nataliestephenson215just say it jumped into your car when the door was open and wouldn’t come out, and it peed inside the car while you tried to get it out, throw in some jokes about it hissing or growling or whatever they do to defend territory or talk about it eating something in the car

[@Duransurik]

And that brown paper bag is there.... Uh lunch officer

[@grand-georgeproductions3857]

Thanks for sharing your knowledge about this animals to your audience. Very educational. 📚💡😎🔥🤝💪👌💯

[@KennymugaKennymuga]

🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️

[@wildeninja2836]

Maybe they are just really chill 🦊 lol

[@kristiwilliams6518]

That's a good cover "no officer no marijuana here, it's the fox I swear".

[@zditto]

What does the fox say? Nothing. He aint no snitch.

[@baalzebub5000]

What cops?

[@sweetiewolfgirl]

No seriously, though. This has happened to zoo's (though I've only seen more with maned wolves)

[@sheaross3124]

You just straight up outid the Homie bro how you gonna be like that

[@youxkio]

That's what Beavers said.

[@MainSequence1]

That gray one is looking suspicious, like its about to pee on something.

[@UnwrittenPodcast]

Right it was like searching for something to pee on 😂

[@brandonohara4122]

Lol

[@AbsolutelyJason]

lol!

[@YaowBucketHEAD]

*SUS.*

[@wm7051]

You don't understand bro, he wanted to claim her as his territory.

[@Ligerpride]

She is gorgeous.

[@TheNarrowPath84]

All my life I’ve viewed foxes as a beautiful majestic creature. When I was little, a fox showed up in our front yard. He was really sick like he had been poisoned (this was the 90s). The rescue lady came out and I was able to help her get the fox into the crate. It died of if I remember correctly, but I pleaded with the lady to call us and tell us what happened. That is the only wild fox I have ever seen in Florida.

[@DemiGod..]

It will have peed in it's water

[@radkomladi4]

Maybe the fox🦊 which you pretend to was a sick is died from RABIES ‼️There is a very high percent from ill individs between the fox population ‼️☣️‼️

[@jeffmartinspilatz6114]

She says this with a face of genuine frustration and disappointment. I love it.

[@georgie5700]

Yeah she's fed up

[@danielhall6477]

@@georgie5700 She has no more fox to give.

[@user-sw6iw6tp3x]

😂😂😂

[@JayDeeDubb]

@@danielhall6477 you win the comment of the day good sir 🏆🎉

[@ogalaali4439]

Why in the world is she (or they) even keeping foxes in the first place?

[@GobbleMyGook]

“I can’t talk right now, I’m makin PISS” - the fox probably

[@lyssanch3096]

So what if you can see the darkest side of me

[@smokagaming]

@@lyssanch3096 THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

[@nervesinapattern7261]

Mind if take a massive PISS in your comment section?

[@GobbleMyGook]

@@nervesinapattern7261 I’ll allow a lil PISS in this comments section, yes.

[@nervesinapattern7261]

@@GobbleMyGook I wasn’t asking for permission, sir

[@MrJJS09]

Wow blast from the past - Welcome back Feng! This was the best talk Ive seen in respect to art and A.I. very insightful.

[@Atlas_TheAdventurerOG]

Trust me, no amount of piss will keep me away from having one of these cuties ❤️

[@transvestosaurus878]

Also when they fight they sound like a bag of babies being tortured by a demon

[@Network126]

😂

[@APaulO96]

Wtf 😂

[@yoyeo1900]

Like the southern border.

[@cinemagirlxoxo]

I looked it up because I've never heard the sound before and this is THE most accurate description!! I'm glad a know that now because if I'd heard that on like a camping trip or something I would've called the cops thinking some weird torture rituals where going down lol

[@deanrobinson7992]

Bruhh wtf

[@JeffReams]

A foxes scream is probably the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard. Your neighbors will think you’re a serial killer.

[@user-rn3rn6nl3h]

Mountain lion is worse

[@BR540E]

​@@user-rn3rn6nl3hyes whichever animal sounds like an Aztec death whistle is the worst.

[@user-rn3rn6nl3h]

@@BR540E mountain lion sounds like a screaming woman or a banshee.

[@user-rn3rn6nl3h]

@@BR540E a pack of coyotes can be pretty terrifying up close.

[@pegtop5455]

I finally saw a wild fox doing the scream. I heard it repeatedly and moving my direction, so I watched and was so surprised to finally see the fox. I would have thought maybe screech owl.

[@ahmadfaris8044]

The reason why those cuteness will never be domesticated like a house cat, there will never be a house fox

[@fluffy3049]

You can SMELL the fox enclosure at the zoo WAAAY before you can actually SEE the enclosure. 😂

[@mosstrigg9718]

Ain’t never seen a zoo fox but aight

[@Khornecussion]

@@mosstrigg9718 Broooo you haven't been to many good zoos!

[@hhhy9160]

He has the vibe of "I've made a terrible career choice"

[@dougfredricks2017]

L😄L

[@daftydan1574]

Having to implement a decoy water so that foxes don't pee in their own water source is something I would never have guessed about them.

[@jayvee1387]

Same.... They seem fairly more intelligent than that 😅😅😅😅

[@JacquelineUnderwood]

Maybe they’re like cats? Cats don’t typically go for stagnant water sources and prefer flowing as it’s more likely to be safe for them to drink…maybe it’s a similar situation where they don’t realize it’s not good to pee in it cause it’s supposed to be their water source

[@shakinbottles]

Mice do that too like I swear they only pee in the water bowl

[@peskylogicchillinsky6007Futube]

Ya foxes seem dumb but we poop and pee in our water all the time. We call them toilets.

[@peskylogicchillinsky6007Futube]

@@shakinbottles”well it’s already wet over here, I don’t want my whole cage wet” that’s a mouses logic probably lol

[@cupcakebill911]

I rescued a baby fox from being splattered on the road around 11pm on a Saturday night. Took it back to where I found it and kept coming back to me so I took it home for the night. I fed it cat food and cat biscuits, took it out for a walk in the back garden so it could relieve itself. I stayed up the whole night to call the SSPCA (Scottish version of the RSPCA), as it was a Sunday, to come and take it to safety. The same week our cat died who I had also rescued a year before from starvation basically having no home as the cats owner had passed away. That week was pretty brutal.

[@michaelvalverde4126]

❤

[@allohtoffbaqphat4547]

The most beautiful creature I will continue to view from a distance

[@danjbundrick]

*furiously takes notes* "Get a fox to mask the weed smell"

[@four4eight]

maned foxes work better, I think someone got the police on them by having one

[@zachmoyer1849]

@@four4eightok note to self fox actually brings cops do not get.

[@dukegotpowers]

The foxes got their own thing going-on……that does. To conform ….to the norm………..

[@RodFleming-World]

It would.

[@lennychorn147]

​@@four4eight😂😂😂

[@kilroy987]

"Don't they smell like weed?" "No that's us."

[@ddubb8042]

@AlveusSanctuary , I love how much you know about foxes! ❤ I really loved the video 😂

[@_XomBae_]

I believe everything you’re saying. But the crazy thing that only makes me feel amazed is that you remember so much detail about what you and your friend did every day and you said you left some stuff out.

[@just_some_donkus]

I'm content to view them in sanctuary situations. As beautiful as they are, they are for looking. plus my house already smells like weed from me, i dont need weed + pee

[@pgakt]

I read this as “my house already smells like weed and pee from me” 😭

[@jaredchastain606]

There not just for looking

[@SilentDragon510]

Hehe Peeweed 😂

[@mixedmediaartgirl300]

lol same, and i can't match their energy

[@frankpohl8746]

They smell like skunk weed. You should start following them around to see where they get that scent from. Just saying.

[@alistairblaire6001]

Pretty valuable video tbh, I’m sure there are people watching fox sanctuary videos thinking they would be good pets but knowing about the pee and smell is a good deterrent

[@Kris-wo4pj]

Thats why alot of sancutaries will make ya take a jar of fresh fox piss home and open it and see if ya can stand it for a week. Also during the winter most cities and tree farms spray the trunk of their trees in fox piss. It freezes to the tree keeps out prey animals and if anyone steals the tree to use for xmas once the tree defrost it reeks. Ya have to throw out the tree and tear out anything it touches to maybe get the smell out of your house

[@44H44]

​@@melissasplitt158cats do that? Wtf never heard of a cat doing that lol

[@Jungy_Mungerson]

@@44H44 that’s because we spay and neuter them

[@dominikaksiazek7177]

@@melissasplitt158 the difference is a good owner spays/neuters their cats so they don't pee everywhere. With foxes it doesn't work.

[@b43xoit]

Wouldn't you normally be honest?

[@im-_matty3824]

She looks so fed up of them 😂

[@codywarhawk7099]

Caretakers: *bring new water.* Foxes: "it's dumbassing time!"

[@h_noel7380]

"There you go kids. That is why we cannot have a catdog."

[@ApotheosisTunes]

hyenas are catdogs

[@BigUriel]

@@ApotheosisTunesYou don't want them as pets either

[@Shadow_Thief]

Such a good cartoon

[@IDeadDanI]

I previously worked as a nature interpreter at a wildlife rehab centre that also doubled as an education centre and I constantly had to tell parents people weren't smoking weed near the fox enclosure it was just their pee

[@loneberry8905]

So if i ever want to get high at a wildlife centre i should do it near the fox enclosure, got it

[@IDeadDanI]

@@loneberry8905 I mean, basically yeah!

[@ryanof3004]

Cap

[@InterstellarCloudd]

W advice - appreciate you, champ.

[@Spag419]

​@@ryanof3004Cope

[@hueyfreeman3069]

I love the Yesssssss.......... it said so much using 3 letters

[@jonhilderbrand4615]

I was in a classroom once with a pair of new tennis shoes on. A friend of mine was a bit fidgety, and finally blurted out, "Who's got the skunk?!" I was taken aback at first, then realized he was smelling the new rubber soles of my shoes! 😂

[@agentorange3117]

Fox: Hope she doesn't find our grow room 😂

[@joelrobles9092]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[@robohg9917]

Yes!!!

[@pieterwiese6416]

😂😂😂😂

[@Chris-kr7gg]

Haha.

[@asheavyasheaven]

She just smoked a bowl and blamed it on the foxes.😂

[@RizzoMercerr]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AntonSepur]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[@luzhelenarestrepo80]

❤❤❤Son muy hermosos!! Y no deben vivir en cautiverio!!!

[@AllBallN0Brain]

“Or like weed” while looking absolutely blitzed out of her mind.

[@IHATENHL24SOMUCH]

she asian lollll

[@TheGuyfromValhalla]

Bro frrr

[@gamefein885]

She's a pawg

[@navycorpsman744]

I would be to. Perfect job for it. 😊

[@easley421]

​@@gamefein885there's always one. You feel better voicing that?

[@YuckFouTubeX]

"When in doubt pee on something, when not in doubt pee on something else" -Gray Fox

[@partridgeluke]

Snake! Snaaaaaaaake!!!

[@YuckFouTubeX]

@@partridgeluke ANSWER ME! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE! 😭SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!😭 Dun dun dururun... DUN DUN DUN! *Gunshot sound*

[@zachmoyer1849]

"give it a sniff if it dont smell like pee its because you havent peed on it" Gray Fox

[@YuckFouTubeX]

@@zachmoyer1849 "Remember Snake, control the stream by moving your PS3 controller and pee using the action button, don't forget to shake your controller well by the end of your action button presses" "Huh? Controller?" *Calls Coronel* "Coronel! What is Gray Fox talking about?" "You will usually find it in front of your console Snake, or close to your box of popcorn or chips" *Shows 8 minutes footage of Snake sneaking around in your living room, for immersion and whatnot* "Huh? Aaah, there I found it. Huh, it was inside the box of popcorn, maybe if I could get inside the box of popcorn I can..." Guard 1: "Huh? What was that noise? Do you see what I'm seeing?" Box of popcorn: "I don't see anything" Guard 2: "That talking box of popcorn is right, I don't see anything either" Guards: ‼ Box of popcorn: *Running away* *Snake shaker theme plays, whispers :Snake shakeeeeer"...* Final note: I hope they plan on remaking this game too, especially the Nintendo WeeWee version

[@Jeffrey-vj1dq]

Yr es lilde😢eed ik ihimk.ilove ytno.hunny nryrgiro mulice😊

[@leahsyl81]

I have never seen a black and white fox before, like ever! At first I thought it was a big raccoon especially when I saw the tail. But then I saw its face and then I figured out it was a fox. So cool!!

[@suzettemcinally1384]

They're wild animals 😊

[@DoomofOlympus]

Never thought I would hear the words “decoy water” in my lifetime but here we are

[@jamesgizasson]

I'm putting that in my arsenal, along with 'pocket sand'. :3

[@DoomofOlympus]

@@jamesgizasson you better. Pocket sand is a timeless classic

[@T1tusCr0w]

The more you know! *the more you wish you didn’t know anything…* 🥺

[@chickenpotpieare3things]

​@@jamesgizasson The classic Dale Gribble pocket sand

[@tlock77]

Right 😂

[@y.m.k.]

The police were called to the Rotterdam zoo so many times because people thought there was a weed plantation but it was just their maned wolves (a canine whose pee also smells like weed) that they had to put a sign up 😂

[@ssfc117]

Why tf the Dutch calling the cops over weed

[@TheRoCkHaRdOrDiE]

i wonder how many arrests this lead to

[@wwxluvr2643]

@@ssfc117maybe some law that doesn’t allow smoking weed in public places? sort of like with alcohol 🤔 I’m curious too

[@decrepitflabbonium5038]

@@wwxluvr2643 public weed plantations arent legal. in fact its only the distribution and consumption that is legal iirc, a remnant of a "social experiment" thats never been changed

[@nifemi_o]

@@ssfc117 People think weed is legal in the Netherlands, but that's a misconception because of Amsterdam and the red light district. In actual fact it's still illegal, although it's decriminalized for what they call "personal use" (i.e very small amounts, something like 5 grams or less).

[@user-zv8cw2fv6h]

Now I know why they're called Foxy lady.. lol

[@OdinsHarem]

Man... this just reminded me of Skunk, the strain. Remember when that used to be all the rage? Haven't heard about Skunk for years now.

[@dawatchng]

I appreciate this actually talks about some of the difficulties of raising animals insteads of some cutesy things "ooh they'll love you too much"

[@toasters10101]

Same thing with capybaras. As a Brazilian i keep saying this to the gringos when they say that they want to take capybaras to their homes in North America or Europe as pets. Those things are a eating machine, can carry a lot of parasites and reproduce like rabbits. If they escape into the wild, its going to be a ecological disaster in North America or Europe, because they will eat EVERTHING near and inside the rivers. (There is a small invasive group already in Florida but i think the crocs will keep the population under control) Will be the US wild hogs problem all over again.

[@divinedriftofficial]

"no officer, i swear, its my fox"

[@Daisy021]

Foxes are enjoyable, funny and playful. And beautiful ❤

[@richardwatkins6725]

Awwww but they are so cute, with there little laughs

[@anthonylombardo1261]

“Sir, have you been smoking?” “Officer foxes have really interesting musks”

[@PlayNiceFolks]

😂 I loled, thank you

[@noiuptw1193]

“That’s a decoy water and it’s just a pee bowl” is some of the funniest shit I’ve heard all week

[@jaydensdream714]

They sure are cute!

[@impicklerick8370]

I love how she said Weed 😂

[@jtm1504]

My neighbors must take care of foxes on weekends

[@divine4582]

nah, your neighbour is just Jeffrey Dahmer

[@godominus9222]

My neighbors must have them all the time

[@1Capnjazz]

😊

[@MeOw-ff9sn]

No their cooking meth.

[@rogerio067072]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bohd3]

Good to know. I’ve noticed people who love a particular animal won’t mention it’s downsides.

[@Bruce.-Wayne]

They want all the "likes"

[@knowmad411]

I agree. I would add that particular love seems like an "infatuation" love. I appreciate owners and caretakers that love their pets/residents enough to be completely transparent and honest about them. Proper education and research is critical and helps deter possible abuse...as some who would have to learn the "hard way" may not be able to cope.

[@Mattfreeman89]

I inherited the responsibility of a pit bull. ... It's like a weapon on a leash. I never let her outside without her harness on. She's a sweet girl with people, but would absolutely go after any small animal that isn't a dog.

[@timbattle4035]

​@@Mattfreeman89same here. Although she got mad and peed and pooped her water bowl too. 😮 So fox like...😏🤭

[@Phogramo]

@@timbattle4035ngl, pee is generally fine to consume so long as it’s their own (same with most mammals including humans). It’s the poop that soils the water. If those foxes had ‘waterfall’ bowls they would be fine. An example of similar behaviour is coyotes peeing on their kill when they’re done eating but not fully done with the consuming the body. It most likely is a way of claiming the corpse/area.

[@TheTexasViking]

Shes too cute!❤

[@pathough1068]

I still love them.

[@marcusjackman1487]

"Ya'll humans piss and shit in water. Stop being hypocrites." -Foxes

[@TheKisj]

We really do 🤣

[@acornsucks2111]

lets use a little box, or litter.

[@marcusjackman1487]

@@acornsucks2111 Humanure compost toilets are the way to go.

[@cutekanjii]

Yeah but we dont drink the same water

[@cutekanjii]

​@@marcusjackman1487human poo can't be used as manure due to the type of bacteria that's in it

[@pabl0sauced0]

"officer a fox must've somehow gotten in my car I swear" 💀

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

Got sprayed by a skunk is a better excuse.

[@stevenmiller7267]

Lol #1 answer 👍

[@princeamongmen7064]

That's a stone cold fox right there, ❤

[@TanPham-sn3fc]

Thanks for giving the heads-up.

[@Claire-om5kl]

"They pee on everything" Me and my bunny making eye contact

[@beckylietzow]

It’s not potty trained? You know you can train it, right?

[@christopherwolfe1029]

Note: the lady's 👖

[@plutos7]

⁠@@christopherwolfe1029don’t put pants on a bunny!

[@user-hn2bo2pn7t]

Hahahahaha eye contact , awkward silence then the bunny says , " how about those Mets.

[@poochyenarulez]

My bunny pee's in his litter box 99% of the time. The only time he pees somewhere else is when he is mad at me.

[@gismoogity]

"If it smells like yours, it's yours."

[@TR4R]

It happens with humans too, but as we don't smell that strong we don't notice it, dogs can...

[@MartinKillips]

We had two pet foxes that lived in the house along with a pet fox hound. The foxes never peed in the house but the dog did occasionally when locked in longer than planned. The foxes were immaculately clean. However, when they were taken out for walks the places they peed smelled very strongly - but the house never smelloed of them. The reasons they stink in your enclosure is they are living in too small an environment.

[@williamkeck7378]

They may smell funky, but they are beautiful. 😁👍

[@goatwarrior3570]

Whenever you see those videos of people with the cute pet foxes in their house. Now you can smell those videos.

[@tubester4567]

My father used to say dont piss on your own dunghill, but I guess foxes dont believe that.

[@yang5843]

Why I never want to go to a zoo or farm

[@birdiecote8075]

"You dont understand, officer. Its not weed smell, I was just volunteering at a fox sanctuary" 😂

[@princequestly2218]

L🤣L

[@kramnull8962]

Maam step out of the car, I didn't smell you 3 blocks away because of fox scented clothing.

[@ZK_SHREDR]

Suddenly I've adopted an entire legion of foxes, they're now apart of my army

[@DirectCurrent4u]

Thats a Fox for sure!

[@mayamanign]

She looks tired 😂 Bless you child lol

[@ned_arb]

Her workday is pretty intense

[@rova3308]

Is that Maia Higa?

[@grumpynomad3551]

Yeah most people who work hard and long hours usually don’t look like youtubers or celebrities. Weird huh?

[@xcyted4now]

And hot! Those long sleeves.😊

[@mayamanign]

@@grumpynomad3551 well, you're sure living up to your name. Are you going to tell us how you worked in a coal mine at 4 years old?

[@reload54]

I had to do this at work to keep coworkers from eating my food and using my coffee creamer.

[@wompwomp1658]

Bro???

[@michaelmccoy1794]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wearywanderer7018]

Did you mark the creamer with piss or…

[@tylerweston6358]

Desperate times call for desperate measures

[@jhoover8734]

Good luck.. I'm not sure that would be enough at my work..

[@greensun1334]

Adorable little stinkers! 😂

[@keaton52257]

That won’t change my mind, I need a fox in my life.

[@guineatte]

Now I understand why I caught a fox on our wildlife camera first drinking and then peeing in our hedgehog water bowl.

[@meze2095]

well atleast not the other way around

[@thesecorridorsoftime]

​@@meze2095😂👌

[@guineatte]

@@meze2095 😆 definitely

[@PrydeWater901]

Tails got his revenge.

[@P3rmissionD3ni3d]

The screaming would do it for me. Effing terrifying when you hear that in the middle of the woods.

[@michaeldelair1985]

Yes! I just left that comment on another comment thread. The first time I heard it in the woods I thought a damn ghost/demon was after me lmao not even lying! Someone made the comment it sounds like a bag of babies being tortured by a demon 😂😂😂😂😂

[@P3rmissionD3ni3d]

@@michaeldelair1985 🤣 nailed it.

[@fireclaw2]

Foxes: "what can we say? We love lemonade"

[@45-70hurtz]

That fox been toking it up in the back. Fox is like oh I gotta go out there act all wild and shit for people.

[@justlooking4771]

“Doesn’t it smell like skunk? Or like weed?” Cameraman: 👁️🫦👁️

[@markdowney5505]

Skunk #1 is my favorite weed strain! Come on over foxes!! 🦊

[@NateS917]

"shhh we're not in a legal state"

[@markdowney5505]

@@NateS917 I meant….uh… oregano 🌿….. damn auto spell 😂 thanks 🙏 my man!

[@josephridler-em5pk]

​@@markdowney5505you should never come.on foxes

[@markdowney5505]

@@josephridler-em5pk they’ll understand….just marking my territory….

[@TwstedTV]

There is a video on youtube that shows an elderly couple owning 2 foxes, and the lady said she can't take it anymore. Her entire house was wrecked and everything smells like pee. She said none of her friends come over anymore. She was forced to take the foxes to a sanctuary. She was also forced to move into a new place. As her place had to be totally overhauled to the point that it was almost condemned. She explains that she rescued them because she found the babies abandoned and didn't seem right to leave them there. So she adopted them. But once they got big, all hell broke loose. Specially when she was at work they both always broke out of their cages she was forced to put them in because they were wrecking the furniture. and getting all over the kitchen. They also found a way into the fridge. Her husband never complained because he just wanted his wife to be happy and rescuing the baby foxes made her happy. Its a happy and horror story at the same time. She said the sanctuary taught her a lot about foxes and how people should not have them as pets. Something she didn't know until it was too late. She visits the foxes all the time with her elderly husband and brings them gifts every visit. They also donate to the sanctuary their foxes live in.

[@PoopaChallupa]

I give up. There's an epidemic of people spelling 'Lose' as 'Loose' Seeing you do the opposite just blew my mind. I quit the internet 😂

[@PoopaChallupa]

I give up. There's an epidemic of people spelling 'Lose' as 'Loose' Seeing you do the opposite just blew my mind. I quit the internet 😂

[@TwstedTV]

@@PoopaChallupa BYE !! 👋

[@Newport20]

​@@TwstedTVHI!!👋👋

[@l.h8249]

Thank you for sharing the story. It is important to remember that incidents like these often occur when individuals attempt to keep wild animals as pets.

[@Mezz9009]

Awesome future scapegoat, "anyone smell weed?" "No it's the fox"

[@railroaded1991]

Put a spigot up high and a paw operated valve so the water only comes on if they stand up with their feet against the lever to turn the water on. They can get the water as an animal would drinking out of a garden spigot. Personally I think she's the best fox in the enclosure😯👍

[@Chuck365]

I love her almost deadpan attitude 😂

[@canigetahoooyyyaaaaa7319]

Omg I was thinking it was Audrey Plaza

[@keltsune]

Someone gets it. 😂

[@jonathanweir6084]

"just the facts, ma'am, just the facts."

[@cook.nickolas]

I kinda do the same thing when just spouting out facts about snakes, because I have repeated it alot but im excited to tell people

[@dynomantar9733]

I love her too