Why You Shouldn't Have Kids | Stand up Comedy By Prasad Bhat

Stand up comedy on my son and being a dad and dealing with relatives.
Here are a few reasons why you should not have kids.
Filmed in Mumbai. Performed by Indian stand up comedian Prasad Bhat (who also is a Bollywood graphic artist).
If you enjoyed this video check out the MAXI video.
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Yash Rajiv Barse
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Ahmed Shariff
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Ahmed Shariff
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[@mahihazarika2231]

You are a shit man... how come this people laugh at your non sense jokes ?

[@Niranjan_Sivadas]

Still a better performer than you could ever be😌😌

[@mahihazarika2231]

@@Niranjan_Sivadas have u seen me performing ?... oh I see the girl in your dream that yesterday night right!!

[@yashisingh5951]

Since we have such mood spoilers like you we do need people like him. Lesser in number than yo' dumbshit but much more valuable😄😄😄

[@Niranjan_Sivadas]

@@mahihazarika2231 wt girl are u speaking abt ???........... #single_passangeee💪💪💪

[@me1yz]

hey i think he is a cancer got offended from the other video of prasad taking about cancer

[@prasadbhat1983]

I had deleted this video because I wanted to re record it but seems like some scumbags have made a copy of it and uploaded it on KZbin. Please watch this because this is the official channel. Hope you like it! AGAIN!Thank you!

[@gautamgalrani]

Scumbags 🤣🤣

[@jackofallyt]

Deleting was mistake, you should have done it private, so you can send copyright strike 🎳

[@prasadbhat1983]

@salma Baloch thank you

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[@sailaab]

*+Jack of All* i think that .. that can still be done. the material is his

[@Ek_pai]

Man!!! You are so funny that I started with kabir Singh video and watched all the videos in channel... We want more🤣🤣❤️

[@alphacoder3822]

Same here

[@KrishnaPal-tf4dy]

Same here

[@shabbarkhan595]

Me 2😆

[@MusicalPrashant]

Same here broo ❣️

[@doun138]

Me too.. Am from Mauritius... Loving it

[@The_Moving_finger_writes]

In India babies are like Amway products.once you get scammed,you have to scam another ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻LMAO 😂🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣 You’re a brilliant comic dude. #lovefromMumbai ❣️

[@prasadbhat1983]

Thank you 😊

[@ShoaibAli-iz3kn]

But it's not a scam, you just have the wrong information

[@monishsamuel5946]

@@ShoaibAli-iz3kn which is not a scam? the babies or the Amway?

[@The_Moving_finger_writes]

Monish Samuel Areyyy bhai bhai bhai.... 🤣😅🤣😂😂😂🙏🏻

[@monishsamuel5946]

@@The_Moving_finger_writes well atleast he didn't give an answer😂😂😂

[@mpsrworkfromhome]

*I didn't pay her to laugh* 😂🤣 Even the subtitles are funny 👌👏

[@rbkbala30]

Please, please, please strike a deal soon with an OTT platform for an hour-long special! Your jokes pack a punch that's probably stronger than your fist could, and that's saying a lot XD. And man, such timing, intelligence and knack for serving punchlines. Hats off!

[@Tony-fh3ur]

ikrrr, i already googled for his special knowing he didn't have one and still was disappointed, like come on this 7-8 mins of THIS kinda stuff is not merely enough

[@sonalinanda8152]

When Evaan grows up sees all this he will be like " Fuck ! My dad is not typical indian dad " 😂

[@SanaMulla6]

If you reposted all your videos again, i'd still watch them again. Your comedy is amazing! Wish to attend a live show when possible 😁🧡

[@neerajanoop28]

I thought it was a new video but I feel I've seen this before.

[@Amannnnnj]

Yes

[@Binay168]

Because its an old video 😑

[@crafturimagination4160]

I was sad before watching this ..but i laughed so much..thnxx

[@NiteshSolanky]

This is for Evaan. He's DAMN cute ❤️

[@jonsnow3960]

"Papa fan" that had me laughing forever. God knows that I needed this laugh.🤩🤩🤩

[@DeeptiKharbanda]

May the force be with you 😇😘

[@WeDontKnowShit]

🤣😂

[@googgleyy]

😀😄

[@DeepaGopalakrishnan6681]

Hey deepti, hope you all r doing wonderful! Stumbled on this by chance. And found you.

[@manishnanda5619]

hey, hope you didn't face the anil kapoor situation in the lockdown.

[@sukhdev6170]

Are Bhabhi aap 😂😂🔥🔥🔥😂🤘

[@ShashankGuruprasad]

Why did I read tht "carona" as "corona"😂

[@albittobabu3389]

Man.. am watching this second time coz of this.

[@coldfire9937]

I didn't realise until I saw ur comment 😅😅😅

[@smunitverma7653]

Balls in mouth,🤣🤣🤣 hilarious you are Prasad Bhat

[@pratyusachoudhury4971]

Tbh, you are my favorite stand up comedian. Keep these coming. (Also, i love your caricatures. )

[@shortgie]

Your baby doesn't look like your baby!😂😂😂😂

[@prasadbhat1983]

That's a good thing no?

[@shortgie]

@@prasadbhat1983 lol😂😂 I'm so elated that you replied me💓💓

[@VaidyatheDr]

@@shortgie i also replied to you can i get a compliment.

[@shortgie]

@@VaidyatheDr ha! What compliment do you want?😅 I subscribed your channel 😁😉

[@VaidyatheDr]

@@shortgie lol, there is nothing much in my channel except for gaming stuff. thanks anyway XD

[@tayyabachowdary1007]

Always!!!! Why did you delete this? Such an amazing video... Clean comedy...

[@shriyanshpundora7677]

Epic stuff man keep it up......... just love your jokes.

[@greyface_music]

That's Some Damn Gentle Comedy Dude😂

[@vigneshnair1339]

Pls upload more!!

[@ajoymukherjee6107]

You are a brilliant comedian... Lots of love... Keep it up bro 😍

[@yuvrajdodiya8945]

When I was a kid I loved pressure cooker lid idk why but I did for no reason 😂

[@mdasaduddinaasim7132]

Wht a coincidence 🥺 bhai teku hi miss kar raha tha yaarrrr!!!! #prasadbhat ❣️ @parsadbhat

[@ghostneguz]

Made my day brighter after a few gloomy hours. Thanks 👍

[@swatik2509]

The man behind Pablo Escobar is legend

[@aryamananand657]

this has to be the most well rounded set ever ❤️

[@swetagupta2095]

U r supper hilarious..plz keep sharing ur amazing videos 😘

[@AdityaSPrabhu]

You rock bro !! Love your stand up. Hands down one of the best!!

[@nitimapurty7947]

Enjoyed every bit

[@Anjali-wp5ol]

The best part of your videos is that you always have a climax dialogue that re-connects us with the script.

[@shreyamaji9860]

I really thought its baby corona 2019😂🤣

[@oops262686]

Have you uploaded it again??

[@Blitzkrieg-XXIII]

Bhattre! Hilarious stuff! Fan from the very first video! You make it look so simple, there are so many comedians out there but I laugh the most for your jokes! One more thing, Cute kid Evaan! Bye.

[@prasadbhat1983]

Thank you 😊 ❤️

[@shaz131]

Man I've said it before I say it again you deserve to be seen far and wide! 😂😂

[@syedismail6390]

You are fantastic man, you have the unique way of telling jokes. You effortlessly make people laugh, keep it up the good work, I'm looking forward to your videos.

[@AlokDas-di9jk]

the way u present things.. it’s just mindblowing

[@sujataverma9600]

Now....u r my favorite.... Lots of love from shimla, HP.

[@Nobody-uv3hv]

Heavy guru... 😂😂

[@jibingeorgekarickom]

Dude, LMFAO, You're so dang underrated.. Loved it

[@payalmishra3556]

Eagerly waiting for ur next upload....

[@DivineAscendedSoul333]

Savage Baby Evaan😎

[@sivas1084]

Thalaivaaaaaa.... 🎉🎊🎆🎇🎊🎊🎊 🙌🙌

[@ishadahiwalkar7809]

I really like watching ur videos yrr....🤣 appreciate your work

[@vishnumg632]

This is so funny.. The way of presentation 😅👍

[@rahulwagh1362]

That ohhhhhhhhhh was so Metal 🤘🤘🤘

[@amitoshshrimali8529]

But really loved the set... Hilarious 😂😂👌🏻💯

[@nidhipra2009]

Your videos are great stress busters ❤️❤️❤️

[@amaanmohammad1190]

Hey man. Amazing Set. Love from your hometown Mangalore❤️

[@shafayetshafin8995]

Your child is just like you really funny 😂

[@babynme3532]

That was so relatable and funny...my son also play with pressure cooker...and we also used to distract him by fan...but now he has out grown and need bigger distraction....awesome content really enjoyed.....

[@AcousticVenky]

amazing comedian ♥️

[@ShrutiSuryawanshi-ch3np]

Iam also a north indian but i really loved your way of making people laugh ❤❤

[@atulprabhu27]

Superb Video Prasad 💗

[@Vulgarindian]

Bro u are next level , too fuccin funny , I could not stop laughing

[@bijaykumarchaudhary4086]

While watching the video I discovered a super power I can predict all the jokes before he says them. This felt amazing till I checked comments & now I am feeling like Peter parker in spiderman 2.😭

[@the_moto_monk_ey]

I became a father a couple of months back. We switch on the fan when my daughter cries and she stops crying. She also moves her head round and round 😁

[@abhilash24]

Nim stand up tumba ishta aguthe.

[@xoxosharukk9569]

You are amazing man ❤️😂😂😂

[@pritisharma9490]

Amazing bro 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abinvarkey2331]

You also thought the thumbnail said baby corona 2019 didn't ya 🤣🤣

[@rdm6010]

Great

[@nandiniborade8839]

THE LASTTTTT JOKE WASS🤯🤯💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arjunvuppala7610]

Sir please upload more! Too good

[@seemapriyadarshini8690]

Pressure cooker lid joke...it was lit

[@prasadbhat1983]

Thank you!

[@Talwiinder]

lmao! Anil Kapoor line got me

[@padiyar]

Battre continue this brings up children episodes...

[@champadey7532]

Damn u are awesome bro 🤜

[@paperbackdreamsss]

Prasad Keep up the good work

[@tummalaseshagirirao6156]

Exhilarating!

[@abhishekpandey8682]

Phenomenal sir

[@joemed02]

That biriyani joke was brilliant ;)

[@truptikhole1476]

Hahahah he's fab👌👌👏😆💓

[@sathya123333]

Waiting for ur next vedio bhai

[@akap03]

Comedy another level 👍

[@anamikajain843]

My favorite comedian

[@anamikajain843]

Keep posting more stuff please..

[@kiranNiks]

Laughed twice 😊😊

[@vinayaksingh2005]

Waiting for your show in Bangalore 😄❤️

[@pratikshasharma944]

You're just fab 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HakunaMatata0707]

Seem like baby doesn't want any competitor in the property race...😂😂😂

[@sbjena5112]

superb

[@prasadbhat1983]

Thank you! Cheers!

[@jamesjohn772]

Sakkath Aagithu guru😂🙏

[@androidism-dr2jg]

Bro you reuploaded this video😂😂😂

[@divyeshkhimasia7052]

Wasnt this already posted

[@bhavna76rasaily]

I had a headache. This distracted me. Thanks 😝

[@anubhavnigam2483]

Bhavna... fan ^

[@shivampaliwal1932]

Good one😂😂😂😂😂

[@mounikadeepthi5941]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious

[@meghnamohan1037]

Evaan is a cutie pie 😍 😘

[@debangshumoulik5857]

Amazing as always

[@abdulsami1718]

Only stand up lovers knows that it's re-upload..

[@priyangshugogoi1527]

Wow I didn't know you did standup. Big fan of your art tho 😊

[@sharanyamandadi6475]

Before I stop laughing after a joke is done..you throw another one. Areyy, give me some time to breathe man

[@DeepakKumar-cz1fw]

last joke 🤣👌 papa fan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@QueenBee-xo3or]

can someone explain the biryani joke?

[@prasadbhat1983]

There was news about swiggy guys eating ur food before delivering. 😅

[@ShrutiSuryawanshi-ch3np]

❤ for baby

[@raghuvanshluthra317]

Nice yr nice ♥️

[@satyamanand1713]

The last guy was funnier 😂😂😂

[@nishchay265]

You posted this before also 🤔

[@chdsubscribe6805]

Bro that was fucking awesome 😂😂😂😂 papa fan 😂

[@akanksh422]

Upload your metal gigs !