WHY YOUR BOYFRIEND HATES TALKING TO YOU | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy

[@Netherwolf6100]

Women talk about their day to process their frustrations. Men don't talk about their day because doing so prolongs the frustration

[@lbb2rfarangkiinok]

My wife and I are exactly opposite, she hates processing, I find it cathartic

[@RHQ7]

Netherwolf6100 women should really try to play some Call of Duty at night. Its great to relive some pent up stress.

[@lightartis228]

@@RHQ7 hahaha he said cod is great for stress relive :D

[@yourmothersfavoriteblackguy]

You are spot on there. I applaud you, friend 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@RHQ7]

@@lightartis228 well you gotta be good at it or its more stress lol

[@Saied_Omar]

“How’s your day babe? Over.” That’s being applied immediately. 👌🏼👌🏼

[@dorisdelgado5071]

The lack of answer to her question will summon up a sh*tstorm of other questions so she can figure out what you mean by "over". Anyway, good luck.

[@LordZevv]

@@dorisdelgado5071 men should understand that women live in the details. Women should understand that men don't give a fuck.

[@msquaredj9780]

@@LordZevv straight fax

[@danieldaw1778]

@@dorisdelgado5071 Yeah, I can attest this is true. I had a rather boring, nondescript day, came home and my girl asked me how my day was, and I said "finally over". She spent the next hour asking me way more questions about the minutia of my day than if I had just said "it was fine, but boring as all hell. I did the same thing for like 8 straight hours".

[@dorisdelgado5071]

@@danieldaw1778 you poor soul. But i see you survived this hardship. 💪

[@prahladrao2770]

A moment of silence for all the men that sent their girlfriends' this video

[@R1D9M8B4]

Prahlad Rao ... I was thinking about doing this... wait... will there be adverse effects?

[@kman20]

They deserve whatever they got if they were stupid enough to do that

[@prahladrao2770]

@@R1D9M8B4 at this point with the corona thing going on, just go ahead bro. Yolo

[@thekid6467]

Lol i was debating whether or not to send it

[@jV-xz6su]

thekid6467 same 😂😂 and said f it and did sent it. Wish me luck guys

[@samuelblanco261]

“I had no idea how much you have to care” *instant like

[@erwincuellar5806]

samuel Blanco it’s like “I’m here, isn’t that enough?” Haha

[@Achonas]

"I don't even care about my day" This applies to me even on my birthday. it's another damn day lol

[@grandproductions9817]

I can't like this comment enough.

[@clee9772]

Yep.

[@slickwilly6868]

Dude I've honestly come to the fact that I get excited that my birthday is over with.

[@phoenix-king779]

Fr my birthday in less then a month and all I want are cloths

[@5050TM]

I'm a woman and I actually feel the same way. And I'm irritated by the other grown women around me that boohoo when they don't get attention or the gifts they want on holidays. None of the men I know gaf.

[@freshfade28]

He's not lying...how is my day? Over lol

[@christhis9597]

„I dont even care about my day“ I relate on so many levels

[@flashygreenx8828]

Girlfriend: how was your day? Me: Over Parents: how was your day? Me: Over!! Friend: how was your day man? Me: it was okay my man

[@b0ngitnator387]

TRUE STORY

[@flashygreenx8828]

tirtharaj bhattacharya yep. Same for gamers

[@SteezLouise]

Friend: Sup

[@laaismm3107]

This is because your friends know if you want to talk about it or not without forcing you and making you feel guilty afterwards for witholding YOUR information

[@av4693]

Friend: wanna do something ? Me: nah * both sits in blissful silence staring at some random shit on the phone

[@simpletrade6850]

As a guy who is starting in standup i thought for a second " if i had a girl and she told me that reciept story, how could i make it funny" and i started thinking of punchlines and shit like that, and then it got to me that it's not about that, it's the fact that it's real for him and and he bring HIMSELF to the stage is what makes it funny Thanks akaash for keeping it real and showing the way

[@S4MBONE]

standup is all about connecting authentically. So you have to go to insane lengths to make that connection, regardless of how ridiculous the premise is. Honesty is always the answer, but you have to sometimes travel a really far way to get to that honest point. See? < < < (hint, this is it)

[@simpletrade6850]

@Tim Jacuzzi haha your'e funny, you might have what it takes to make it

[@S4MBONE]

@@simpletrade6850 hey man, don't listen to these losers. They have nothing to do with reality.

[@daveo7606]

You don't have a receipt for this imaginary girl that tells you stories about receipts...that's just how a store works.

[@K0sm1cKid]

Kinda neat to see people talk about comedy when they are new to it. I know nothing about that life I am just a consumer. I hope you feel fulfilled in the pursuit of your craft!

[@Locked0Out]

Absolutely dead on. The "I'm sorry I was waiting for you to actually say something worth reacting to" is a reflex you gotta tamp down

[@falkenvir]

My wife was always asking how's my day all the time, until one day I explain to her, It will stress me out even further. Since that day, she never asked again.

[@loverainodie]

I hope you guys talk about other stuff tho? Cool you said it and she heard you. Here cause I can't sleep and now I'm worried about you guys🤣

[@chossenone9508]

@@loverainodie not any more so I want u to care again 👿

[@loverainodie]

@@chossenone9508 I care, but it effects little

[@chossenone9508]

@@loverainodie well that little is called the butterfly effect and it gonna change alot of things in u without u noticing

[@Deelovesthebeat]

@@chossenone9508 elaborate if you will..

[@DayVidsgaming]

I was over there in my corner cracking up and my girl was like wtf is wrong with you ahahha

[@jarellmalek6287]

I was your 69th like

[@DayVidsgaming]

@@jarellmalek6287 Thanks man ^.^

[@iwantwinnersproduxtions]

That’s just...how a store works 😆

[@skyluke9476]

every guy has been waiting his entore life for 5 simple words... im sorry babe, my fault Never has happened

[@LordZevv]

Never has, never will. She'll just offer you head instead. In my book that's a suitable alternative.

[@The_Humble_Hurricane]

@@LordZevv Facts

[@nobody_in_particular754]

Never will happen, if it ever does then trust me, go buy a lotto ticket, bcuz there's as much chance winning a billion dollars on a lotto ticket

[@cristianmarin647]

Woman lack reason and accountability

[@TheMoonslasher]

Hm the girl I'm talking to does that...could be a trap lol

[@andrewt836]

If you close your eyes, it’s Steve Buscemi doing comedy.

[@susie7336]

Andrew T oh, no. You’re spot on! 🙈

[@Mutanttechmage]

Omfg lol

[@dustymcpherson986]

Lmao

[@ASJacob]

You're fckn right! 😂👍

[@P12ooF]

Now I can't unhear it...

[@zachtaylor8222]

this dude is a master at speaking pure truth in a way thats so freaking funny.

[@E_MZ_]

Honestly as a woman, I didn’t realize how much you had to care either. Like two months in I was like “This is exhausting!” So much caring! So much consideration!

[@BariNgozi]

Yeah it's a little nuts. Even in quarantine she's asking me daily how my day is

[@yessihdez.4047]

@@BariNgozi oof damn... she was there!!

[@LadyVenVen]

I know! I’m not much of a talker when it comes to pointless stuff. Maybe cause I’m an only child. I don’t really care about people’s day or about emotions that much. So people look at me like I’m heartless. I mean I just give a logical answer, but if a man does it no problem. As a women I’m viewed as a villain if I’m not caring about everyone around me and even people that I don’t even know 24/7.

[@faylenebyrd]

Thats why Im single.

[@lukelakatos6216]

Akaash's comedy is really underrated. I think he's easily on par with Andrew, but gets nowhere near the amount of recognition or shows that Andrew does.

[@Monahandsom3]

Yeah he’s definitely up there with Schulzy when it comes to content of jokes, but when it comes to watching Schulz crack himself the fuck up on stage and that laugh I think that’s what sets him apart.

[@magasaurus7210]

Schulz is creating a genre, Akash is refining it with his own perspective. I think that they’re better together than the sum of their parts.

[@user-ux3jp9oo7r]

@@magasaurus7210 dude schulz steals all jokes from other comedians...

[@LoganLS0]

Gives me Patrice O'Neal vibes.

[@johanstinson]

No

[@user-mh9od2hl5w]

I loved the reply you gave"How was your day?" "Over". Definitely using that 😂

[@adan_wario]

I think he just broke my brain with that day-logic...

[@marleysama]

I feel like the guy in my relationships 😆

[@marleysama]

@Akshay Kumar yea true I try not to be that way thou so I am programming myself to care more lol just not too much to keep my sanity

[@ObiWanShinobi917]

Psh. Where are you from and are there more of you? A girl who just leaves me alone to play games, watch shows, do my hobbies, and occasionally wants to hang out maybe once or twice a week and get dicked down sounds like absolute heaven to me.

[@juandedioslanderos1353]

@Akshay Kumar the way I'd phrase it is I want a girl who's both busy so she doesn't need me to entertain her and this hopefully makes her interesting so she's worth the time. Don't listen to the other dickhead on this post. I've been with enough clingy girls to understand how you feel

[@lightinferno4490]

Why cuz u ho around? Give us a break. Yall females are the same.

[@ObiWanShinobi917]

@@juandedioslanderos1353 you said the same thing I said, but nicer and more polite.

[@dohaalkabash5864]

My boyfriend asks me everyday by day "how was my day" and when i respond with "nthn much, nthn important " he is like "it's imp for me. tell me" So yes he cares a lot a lot A LOOOOOOT and i love it.

[@jgunnels6773]

Then you better merry him. There is not many men out there like that.

[@dohaalkabash5864]

@@jgunnels6773 yeah, I'll i hope.

[@ozdagap1809]

🧢

[@m1galler]

Hes just good at small talk. You need to learn this to pick up girls. Hes willing to do what he thinks hes supposed to for your benefit

[@dohaalkabash5864]

@@m1galler i dnt think so. We are together since 3 yrs

[@YosiahW]

When I get home, not even the spider in my window has anything to say. You mean I was supposed to have a girlfriend? *Looks at spider*

[@moistheathen148]

I wanna talk about my day for the same amount of time that spider can.

[@brittanyemese]

The spider cares more

[@treetrain]

I feel this 100 percent!! And this is exactly why I'm single, or can't make it past a year with someone ahahaha

[@punanny123]

Please dont ever get married as it is basically a financial insurance policy for women. I found that out the hard way.

[@catsoflotusandrooted]

My husband is the opposite. He wants us to ask him how his day was. Even the kids ask. 😂 He be ready to tell me all the chisme from work that day. 😂 On the other hand, let me try to tell him about my day, he half listens. 😂

[@delmarcusverges9923]

Dude is honestly seriously hilarious be watching some of his shows all the time and I think

[@m_js5709]

Akaash's best bits are always the relationship ones Ive noticed. Thats his zone right there.

[@greatscott865]

The worst part is they want to tell you the story but they don't want you to have an opinion on it they just want you to agree and sympathise. And that's how monsters are made.

[@sjappiyah4071]

“ Honestly, great work “ Lmfaoooooooo

[@nateone6632]

akaash is dang good we need to pay more attention he truly has his craft down

[@Eye_of_a_Texan]

This is not a joke. This is truth! I have been married for 7 years, and my empathy level has been stretched a little. Not a lot... I'm very, very emotionally stunted.

[@billyin4c514]

So we're talking about your emotions now🙄

[@Eye_of_a_Texan]

@@billyin4c514 I was, briefly, over a year ago.

[@billyin4c514]

@@Eye_of_a_Texan 😂 well it's been a year you can go ahead and talk about them again man

[@sihalalli5659]

Love is beautiful and simple but we complicate things 😞

[@LordZevv]

By "we" you mean women?😂

[@sihalalli5659]

@@LordZevv haha so funny 😞

[@th-wicked]

I can't stop watching these videos. I'm a girl and it's all so true!!

[@djhallmighty]

"I have to care." The audience has to care. You were hilarious and they didn't laugh enough lol

[@oluwahefner4194]

Shout to who ever edited 02:00 they need a raise

[@aaronpodesky3127]

Zooming in a little every time he makes the sound. That’s cool but extremely easy and not hard for a professional editor

[@AdolfHitler-pm3lc]

@@aaronpodesky3127 It's not an issue of difficulty, it's just that they went through the trouble of doing it.

[@denzelwilksch424]

“How was your day” is literally the last thing I wanna hear, I don’t wanna talk bout me day man i literally bore myself even thinking about it

[@ideainfusion]

Patrice O’Neal has a lot of kids doing comedy

[@trulyspxrkz]

Facts. Patrice literally gave birth to a generation of comedians. A GOAT

[@Fernando_616]

That was an awesome impression of my girl lol

[@TheGlowingOnee]

I understand how he feels, every time my ex used to ask me how my day was I would just say good, and she would get mad at me for not saying what I did, or being more detailed with it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@CarlosFlores-in3dy]

24 years in the Navy and I never cared to share one day with my wife. Work and family should be separated.

[@anindyassdey]

atleast you get to say its confidential

[@roadhouse6999]

If I was in the Navy and had a wife, I wouldn't be telling her what I was doing with my seamen all day. Jokes aside, 24 years is a long-ass time in service, thanks for everything. And in all fairness, it's pretty gay in the Army too. The Village people didn't write a song about us, though.

[@dicethecomedian4096]

@@roadhouse6999 oh I read it as him being 24 , in the navy.

[@sourabhsinghfit]

On point, my man. Love it!

[@ashtongallegos7412]

This guy is comedy gold🤣

[@metalovermatter4045]

all of this is so true XD. even the bit where they get offended eventhough they are clearly in the wrong, like a little kid

[@bisongghislain9913]

This guy speaks facts😂😂 can’t lie

[@gunitanagi]

I wish your videos would never end 😂😂

[@joshwood4088]

Akaash needa start caring about that belt, The Big Show could do the ol' dangle and wrangle with that thing.

[@abgeordnete]

How freaking long is Akaash's belt?

[@ijustwannacommentnotmyreal9814]

Why

[@Monahandsom3]

Lmfao I didn’t even notice it but holy hell its sticking out by his back pocket. He must be cutting his own holes to fit in that belt lmao

[@SimonASNG]

This guy is doing awesome. Probably my favorite comedian of the month.

[@Jsoccer1999]

This dude is actually funny. This wasn’t just good content, but super dilivery

[@hexxed13]

He aint lying 🤣

[@petermozuraitis5219]

Hey man if you dropped an hour on your website, I'd buy it !

[@juandedioslanderos1353]

Same. I'm proud of my boy

[@MsRandom24]

Learning so much about relationships lol

[@yvonnedavis9650]

Bruh I love him 😂

[@abrahamcardenas13]

Dude my girl always wants to talk about her day and I'm like again! We just had this conversation yesterday haha

[@ibukontraktor-taqwaproperty]

You don't like talking to her?

[@thebrewingsailor9172]

Brother, the struggle is real. I empathize wholeheartedly.

[@postingwhateveriwant]

I've never had a bit connect with me this much. A1

[@judzens6069]

OMG, LMAO, nailed it!!! and ouch too, I'm that kind of wife LMAO!!!!

[@emekao500]

I don’t know how Akaash doesn’t just get chewed out daily by his wife bc of his material😂

[@boyantrifonov]

He brings in lots of money so I guess that helps.

[@ARBets23]

every indian does@@boyantrifonov

[@alifinley9156]

I am married to a man and I can totally relate. My husband takes me through the same thing this comedian’s wife takes him through... regularly. It’s so important to learn how to care more.

[@Sam-zd9ut]

This video got dude a new fan. Hilarious!

[@juanitabalanza3462]

Lol your permanent relationship advisor

[@FlyingShadow11]

this man speaks on behalf of all men in relationship ladies

[@personofinterest0737]

Patrice o neal touch . Good one akash

[@ebufi7957]

The classic story of the sweater

[@cpsharma6138]

Man how you buildthose reactions 😂

[@elitenummite2691]

👌🏾👌🏾 Keep them shits Tight 🚀🔥

[@mono-ex2nv]

this is the realest shit lol preach brother

[@nadia4985]

I'm not the first who noticed that heterosexual male culture is in reality men-loving and women to men are just source of devotion, service, monetary and other residual benefits, all while minimized to mere masturbatory aid or the worst of all - a mommy.

[@natalie4535]

Realest comment on here

[@dionhamilton3045]

You are thr funniest comedian ever. Let me know if you ever tour nz

[@Yuu-up2ne]

This guy's good!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@kui_maina]

Sooo many GIFs in this video...such a gem

[@zutejudd7603]

this guy has some fuckin great sets

[@chinmayakumarbehera4754]

His style is very similar to kevin hart...great work.

[@MrSeanMDolan]

This is so true.

[@sanayamathew5731]

I’m gonna use that “How was your day?” “Over now shut up n’ lemme watch Special Agent Oso”

[@ryanbarney18]

I’m seeing a lil Patrice in ya akash ✊✊✊

[@mannyismood8187]

*Yoo this is so FAXX and I know girls will hate this 😂*

[@mhmm3041]

I’m totally relate when he says girl cares about your day and telling you story. As a man we really don’t care about that as much as woman does

[@1abi07]

Look at the guy in the front row. He's ROFL,bcz its too real for him. His girl on the other hand is absolutely silent.

[@jlotto203]

ik this a comedy bit but i wish sumbody cared abt my day or sumthing like that

[@JayyKemp]

WEEZY SWXNGS how was your day

[@alterego1]

This is right out of Patrice’s playbook.

[@Iamusertoo]

Oh, Im crying 😄

[@Tahu33446]

Some one who understands what happens when you dont have a receipt and want to return something.

[@Michael-sj7sz]

Yooo I’m the 100k th sub lessss gooooo.. also funny stuff man

[@AwakenedSouls]

I wanna send this to my girl but im afriad she will be mad 😂

[@knes167]

Why fear the inevitable

[@julianespinosa3308]

my boyfriend send it to me and i laughed

[@luthfianurrahmi]

got this from my ex. I asked his intention and his replied 'its funny'.

[@HelloThere.....]

I just figured it out. Women do that at stores because the man at home always supports them when the women rant xD

[@jehriko7525]

THIS GUY IS 100% RIGHT AAAA

[@mzamnesia7190]

Guess I can stop worrying if my bf gives a shit. He dont

[@KAhandle]

This is gold😂🔥

[@jasonf8910]

Brilliant! He just needs to clean up his delivery....

[@Lampalot]

All i gotta say is..... true...I dont like caring as well

[@LuvinReal]

You no cap look like Domino (the magician)

[@twinsfanwildfan2133]

Flagrant AF yo

[@ShadovvGazer227]

Fucking great dude, his comedy is refreshing

[@mrterry8747]

How dare she follow store policy 🤣🤣👍

[@bisongghislain9913]

I don’t care about my day 😂

[@shubhamchoudhary4269]

I feel u bro. ✌🏻

[@mollyanderson9111]

I relate to this so hard

[@purvammodi5257]

Fuck man, this is sooo trueee 😂😂😂

[@IrenaDeacon]

I also hate when people care about my day🤣🤣🤣🤣💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ or even worse "HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? " TF THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER, IF ALIENS VISITED I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️