HOW WOMEN APOLOGIZE | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy

[@frojutsu]

“Babe, you upset?” “I could be..” lmao

[@crayzee1372]

Best line

[@dargarharsh]

😂

[@Bunny-ei1wx]

Some one like the comment it’s at 899 and I want it to be at 900

[@carllazarraga2858]

That is the realest thing I have ever heard about women.

[@ItsMe-rw7fr]

This was the BEST

[@greene8595]

This man never gets the audience he deserves.

[@Baws4Gamez]

Bruh if he NEVER gets the "right" audience....

[@davidjd123]

TUBA he’s up and coming. That’s how it it at first. He just needs to stick to it and stay close to Andrew lol.

[@MyNamesComics]

BushidoKi word

[@bullshark3771]

TUBA he better than lily.

[@greene8595]

@@bullshark3771 No need to pit them against each other, they are different in their styles of comedy, you know...

[@bruce_leon1044]

"Women get upset like men get hungry" - that's the best, most accurate line I've heard in years! 👌🏾👏🏾 Bravo!

[@abdulazizyalahow3238]

Bruce_Leon 41 Hahahaha hmmm 🤔 interesting lol 😂

[@digiartly]

I get upset if I get hungry. Looks like a deadly combo is living inside me 🤣

[@parihoonmain2390]

NOT TRUE! Well, not for me anyway.

[@Shushkin]

@@parihoonmain2390 When a woman says she's different, she's like the rest of the women

[@parihoonmain2390]

@@Shushkin dude, wtf!? Not all women do that, you dodo. Times are changing and so is everyone.

[@JEGHETTO]

“Oh no! What am I going to do with all this free time?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BobYourHeadMusic]

🎵 Imma beat my meat, imma beat my meat 🎵

[@MeltingPvP]

BobYourHeadMusic lmao I remember Kevin hart saying that

[@yuluvii]

“Watch the TV shows I wanna watch?”

[@dhananjaychoudhary7836]

put this comment in every video?

[@kemsatofficial]

See they actually want to leave the house so you get all upset. Truth is they pick the bedroom cause they usually aren’t sure if you’d give a shit that they left; it’s why they throw a tantrum & act like a toddler.

[@adamandeve6830]

All the women laughing background because they know it is true

[@AshTheDuke]

So why women wont apologize?

[@jadidahmed8411]

@@AshTheDuke Apologising and accepting defeat are no easy tasks. It takes a healthy ego to do it.

[@catherinelynch5239]

Braw Rasul bruh.. you clearly haven’t been in a healthy relationship if you have that skewed of a view of women...

[@catherinelynch5239]

Braw Rasul I never said there aren’t double standards used in our society. However if you only view women as the evil than clearly you’re just being ignorant. You’re also not accounting for the inbalance of power in other countries where women are still oppressed. There are inequalities in the US with pay and sexism within the workplace. The issue that you seem to bring up with judging women on their weight and how it’s not acceptable is that women have been controlled and told by society how they HAVE to look for centuries or else they’re “undesirable” to men and therefore “not fulfilling their duty as a women.” Most domestic abuse cases between a man and a women go unreported in case you didn’t know and the men are the abusers in these cases. The women stay with them because of the children. If they have no job experience how are they then supposed to find a house? A job? And feed their children? Not to mention that abusers like that come to find them which is why there are so many murder cases against women whose husbands have been abusive for years. In terms of divorce, speaking from someone who works in the law field, I can tell you that courts don’t give a single shit about your personal problems. When you enter into a marriage you’re splitting everything between the two of you (unless there is a pre-nup agreement). They don’t care who ended the relationship. Most of the time women get half of the assets if they’re stay at home moms because the courts view that as an agreement between the two parties that that is the wife’s agreed upon job to stay with the children and considering in most cases the custody is aaarded of the children to the mother than yes it makes sense for her to get fifty fifty of the assets after all she was raising the children of the household. I think you also need to view the world from a women’s standpoint and think about it for a minute with an open mind. If a women expressives her feelings she’s “overall emotional” and if she tries to argue she’s “crazy” which devalues the entirety of what she was saying. Women are also more times than not viewed as objects by men and are replaceable. If you want women to start treating you with respect you need to give them a voice. Most of the lashing out comes from a history of not being heard in their lives or glanced over. I can say personally that I’ve had one very bad relationship and one very good one. My current boyfriend and I discuss all our issues and we talk them through without problems. My last boyfriend would attempt to make me feel inferior by shoving anything I said wrong in my face and telling me “women will always be dumber than men” then trying to console me by saying “I didn’t mean that” or “you made me say it by being over emotional.” I think you need to stop grouping people into stereotypes and understand that toxicity isn’t bound to a single gender it’s done on a person to person basis.

[@imtired5787]

Braw Rasul i ain’t gona read all of that but based off how much y’all typed u guys should date

[@hasinashraf4423]

The couch gives a married man room that they need in the bed.

[@robhulson]

Dude. You retreat from the bed, you lose the frame. If she has a problem, let her go seek something she wants more.

[@hasinashraf4423]

you do have a point.

[@猫咪-b5d]

im going to build a super ultimate freaking couch when I get married

[@brandonWilliams-yr4re]

No way I’m paying mortgage and I’m sleeping on couch in my house, her ass better hit the couch. She got shit twisted lol her last man ain’t check her

[@kingmelanin7468]

Gtfoh... dude, I had a chick say she wants a man sleep on the couch when she says so on the first date. I left without paying for the bill.

[@tsp8788]

Him: Woman never apologise Me: *bumps into wall* I'm so sorry. (Edit: I am aware of the context of the video. This was just a joke. I enjoyed the comedy and I know some girls who won't apologise for anything. I happen to apologise for too many things and I know it's not the best tendency but I am trying. Thank you for the comments and likes. I'm sorry if I upset anyone.)

[@coffeelicious17]

so trueee🤣

[@ishika710]

Same sis same..I apologise like anythng , cudnt relate to the upset thing either But I knw plenty women who ds this shit😂

[@lunarsprinkle6580]

I apologize to laundry when I drop it on the floor no idea why.

[@sunidhichimkode1197]

Glad to know m not the only one! !! 😂😂

[@venillapalaniandy2712]

Yeah

[@beware_the_jester0045]

*"Babe, you upset?"* *"I could be"* *Me af*

[@charless3816]

Lmao, But do work on it tho, Poor guy😂

[@beware_the_jester0045]

@@charless3816 I'm so sorry 🤣🤣 I will I promise

[@skullvenomxo]

Not something to be proud of 😆

[@charless3816]

@@skullvenomxo agreed lol

[@MobiusMundUr]

Toxic

[@rtwod-]

This guy is going to be one of the biggest comedians on the planet one day

[@matthewberning6313]

not if he doesn't prepare his comedy before hand better

[@AR-io8fv]

Matthew Berning that’s why he has to be constantly doing shows. Still needs a lot of reps but I see potential enough to legitimize him committing to comedy

[@dchavez1528]

He does a podcast with Andrew Schulz called Flagrant 2. It's one of the funniest podcasts hands down check it out

[@Jeansy1290]

Nah

[@drippy4622]

Just a bit too unconfident and nerdy

[@thewxpy]

"Women get upset like men get hungry" 😂😂😂

[@thefurrmily2404]

🤣🤣

[@chelbel6103]

In all honesty, if your in a relationship with someone that can’t give a genuine apology, and stick with it, and continue to throw some small mistake at you face constantly... that’s toxic. I personally know a lot of females who did that toxic behavior and their need to be held accountable. Please just get away from them once you see this flag. For real.

[@billbunch6762]

Too late.

[@HandleUnclear]

Is it a gender only thing? I think it might be cultural, I've met more women who apologize (non American) than not. Granted my whole family has this toxic behavior even the men, but it's a cultural thing for Caribbean parents to not apologize ever even when they're dead wrong. Remember when I moved to the US, lots of Americans also give a fake apology, especially for screw ups at work. They apology for the screw up and then do it again, and the American guys I've dated do the same thing, fake apologies and continue with the same behavior. Being remorseful means you don't repeat said behavior or at least try to do better. I'll never understand a culture of fake apologies, it makes Americans seems very shallow and always putting on a facade. I never had a lot of lady friends when I moved to the states, mostly because my hobbies don't have a lot of women in them (video games, dnd, anime, things Americans call nerdy) so I have limited lady interactions but those I've interacted with were other immigrants and they apologized all the time (even to inanimate objects). Maybe for me it's just a bird's of feather situation so outside my family I have yet to meet such toxic people.

[@mistydayremainsofthejudgment]

men do it too. don't stay in a toxic, immature relationship

[@chelbel6103]

@@mistydayremainsofthejudgment Yes, boys do it too.

[@nottodaylilbaldhead]

@@HandleUnclear it's not cultural nor one gender it's pride. Someone too prideful is never sorry for anything.

[@tanisha4996]

" I'll walk up a temper " LMAO

[@ijustwannacommentnotmyreal9814]

Damn, I feel so rare now 😂 I'm a girl and I apologise immediately after realizing my mistake.

[@BhawanaRajora_04]

Same here

[@bullshark3771]

IJustWannaComment NotMyRealChannel holy shit if u single hmu I love humility in a woman

[@bullshark3771]

Bhawana Rajora please hmu I want a girl that is honest and legitimately humble

[@aureateseigneur5317]

Dude, stop.

[@ijustwannacommentnotmyreal9814]

@@aureateseigneur5317 You asking me to stop or?

[@nategwright]

“Are you hungry” “I could eat” I’ve never felt so called out in my life

[@mayb8876]

He's onto that GAME!

[@One_of_Many750]

He’s Not Lying. Women Really Do This. They Just Won’t Directly Apologize.

[@gijsbertmarkus3754]

they only won't apologize if she knows she can get away with it.

[@gritsonamission]

But men never apologize at all, even if they are wrong and all evidence supports that they are wrong...they will go to the grave fighting on the wrong side, simply because they refuse to admit their woman might have a good point.

[@One_of_Many750]

Victoria Baxter-Caballero Wrong.

[@gritsonamission]

@@One_of_Many750 *dies laughing* Thank you for that. It was awesome.

[@HarleyQuinn-zo4sh]

Akira Kamisaru Actually true depending on the man. My husband needs facts before I can convince him of anything. Most of the time they aren’t taken seriously until a man tells him the same thing. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ It doesn’t bother me so much but it’s a bit annoying when making serious decisions and I know my idea would work better. I just choose my battles 😂

[@moistheathen148]

I don't think women realize how much we love sleeping on the couch. Sometimes, it feels so much better to sleep there than on the bed, even if we're single.

[@xHannibal]

couches are great for napping on, idk why they think they wouldn’t be good to spend a night on 🤷‍♂️

[@satyammalik6770]

They know this. They're trying to keep us comfortable while they process their 'being upset' over the night😂😂

[@zerksez9963]

@@satyammalik6770 5head iq

[@gewishworm4724]

The couch is already been cooling so it's like your whole body is on the cool side of the pillow, easy access to the fridge for water or midnight snack, and if you want to, you can sneak out and go do something you actually want to do.

[@scaredyhart268]

As a person, it's important to learn humility and how to make a sincere apology. His girlfriend sounds kind of manipulative.

[@pandadubx1936]

Period. That mess she doing is foolish

[@danstrikker6465]

His girlfriend sounds like 90 percent of women

[@sumersandhu77]

He's exaggerating for comedic purposes obviously

[@nazarisreyes6037]

@Eugene Boucher all humans are, that's the reason why when you run late you give an excuse, is still manipulation

[@adasdasdaasadasda7543]

@@sumersandhu77 i don't know what part was exaggerating ... if anything, he was covering up for her. I've been in a toxic, manipulative relationship with a bipolar girl, and boy oh boy, things can get ugly to the point you start to think about murder

[@jlotto203]

fr girls never admit they're in the wrong even when they know that they are wrong

[@buki3009]

Because you let them get away with it.

[@One_of_Many750]

buki No, Society Lets Them Get Away With It.

[@buki3009]

@@One_of_Many750 in the big picture you are right, and when she become your wife she basically has your nutts in her hands, but you still have the choice to cut them off and go down on your own term that's a man When she's your girlfriend it's even more easy to make her behave. But yeah society makes it so that there is no repercution for her bad behaviors because they are angels.

[@jlotto203]

@@buki3009 no ik that they are wrong so ion need them to say it

[@One_of_Many750]

buki You Are Definitely Right About That.

[@tanisha4996]

Akaash giving us quarantine content 😍😭😤💞 you the best mannnn

[@sjappiyah4071]

“ Like a Chilean Miner “ 😭☠️

[@Grimmes12]

Hey hey I'm half Chilean

[@samj1185]

it's only funny because they all lived. yaayyyy

[@declanpriddy270]

"women get upset like men get hungry" i watch as i eat my ramen without putting it in water because i dont have time

[@baggatech]

Dude you need a big special Netflix special. Hilarious!!

[@parshantpanwar]

pressing like before watching.

[@crispi94]

Hahahaha! mah nigga 😎

[@Emancy3]

I'm a girl and I can tell you this guy is telling the truth.... For the most part. I mean I'm not one of those girls but all of my friends were, and most of the time I was the one apologising. Until one day I realised I was apologising for the most stupidest reasons. And I was like, "wait wtf, who am I? Your boyfriend?"

[@sauravhazarika3195]

Indian GF never apologies, she just says "बोहोत बुरी हुं ना मैं" ~ "I'm very Bad, right" and then u gotta apologize to her 🙂

[@amansharma-zb5ef]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Benjamin-yc8ng]

its all fun in games until she tells her friends

[@Flowstate777rl]

You're an actual genius with comedy! I would've linked the "dog running around to let out the girls anger", with the puppy face when they're sorry. But you're honestly such a funny guy

[@raylees2501]

"this my couch!"😂‼️

[@nealmaha7889]

One of your best clips. Confidence coming. And you're more relaxed and comfortable on stage. Good stuff

[@innerpowerup]

So she got mad and put herself in timeout and you got some peace and quiet? Interesting.🤔

[@beautifulleaves8616]

🤣I guess she had to go check herself...she knew she was wrong it just takes a real woman to admit her faults

[@guythat779]

There are two kinds Ones that never apologize And ones that constantly apologize for no reason except the things she actually needs to apologize for

[@isittechno5116]

Tough crowd because this is so funny. Keep doing your thing bro.

[@RealMerryMary]

As a woman, I won’t like my method being exposed in the moment, but it’ll definitely teach me to respect my man💯

[@kayaar00]

applauded

[@rac3r5]

Pro tip for men in a relationship. Get a nice couch. Chilean miner joke was savage. This guys jokes are on point.

[@shenukperera6858]

I have seen my grandfather smile when my grandma was mad. That was experience and love right there. He knew it doesnt matter in the end.

[@rohit4051]

That lady in the crowd was having fun

[@shilloe13]

I say sorry so much, that it doesn't even mean anything. Especially, to teachers.

[@o_0264]

Same here I use sorry often even when someone accidentally hits me I am the one saying sorry Jeez I am not gonna say it ever again

[@zerksez9963]

Teachers?! U kidding I don't know what girls wanna prove here He just overexaggerated it for comedy. Men also don't apologize But what's concerning is that women get away with toxic things more that man would ever think

[@1murkeybadmayn]

So I'm not alone in this? I always think, I've never seen a woman apologise to a man or take responsibilty for any wrongdoing. I've seen them do it with other women, but never a man.

[@abbeyking09]

My wife get mad when she's cleaning I'm with her for 15yrs. lol

[@INSIGHTCO]

She would stay mad. Daily... Lol

[@djlive408]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sianni22]

Cleaning makes me mad too and everyone I know except the few with OCD

[@o_0264]

@@sianni22 yes cleaning makes me angry too idk why I have to do it , cleaning sucks

[@santinomanina5700]

bade: "SHUT UP OR GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH" Me: " I spent my childhood sleeping on couches THAT'S NOT A THREAT!!"

[@XxcrimsonarrowxX]

Especially when you got one of those couches that got a bed in it that you just flip out.

[@tsamantombi3104]

I know someone who's sleeping on the couch, practicing for marriage already! The couch is awesome by the way🤣🤣

[@DJTeddyJetts]

"We mighta got this from your mom, but this MY couch! What am I gonna do? Watch the shows I want to watch? Focus on my career?" I felt all that.

[@carlgfry9]

“What am I gonna do?? Watch the shows I want to watch??” Haha excactlyyyyy

[@boredpanda147]

“Just keep walking around a bit I’ll work up the temper” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@payaf2438]

Not married but don't understand how the hell a woman gets to dictate that you don't get to sleep in your own bed.

[@sidsrivastava6987]

It's a nonsense standard society has accepted

[@mayankchauhan2005]

Just found this channel today and subscribed right away . Haven't related with anything so hard in my life than i did with this routine 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheToyboy78]

Don’t threaten me w a good time 😂😂😂😂👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@teenybabs]

One thing my parents drilled in to us. If you're in the wrong apologise, if you're right just agree to disagree as it saves arguing over silly things. Relationships take work and if you're always arguing somethings got to give.

[@ancientfuture9690]

My woman doesn't say sorry OR nuzzle up with the puppy eyes. She's always right.

[@bullshark3771]

Ancient Future analyze her shit closely she ain’t always right. Does she say “But that makes me feel..” or “I know but I feel like..” or “why can’t you just feel for me...” or then brings up old shit to piss you off...

[@ArmagonAuthor]

Sounds like an immature relationship.🤭

[@gauravsolanki177]

@Happy Panda Nope.

[@anasb.8647]

"just keep walking around a bit, I'll work out a temper" This broke me XD

[@erzascarlet496]

My boyfriend sent me this LOL

[@1cjoseph11]

I love this couch! 😂😂😂

[@MultiXtrailer]

This is the primary reason why ex's dont get a second chance. 🤣

[@tiger1ac]

I mean it's hard to admit you're wrong when you are because of pride, but I think if you're relationship with that person that is worth it to you, you'll apologize because that's just the right thing to do.

[@Maaad-maaan]

“Trap me like a Chilean miner” is underrated

[@TeXasDadBod]

“Let’s just keep walking around a bit I’ll work up a temper “🤣😅

[@StupidDanimations]

God, you fucking nailed it every time man. You're a therapist, but better.

[@l.l.pozeguy6223]

Let her get mad, don’t give a fuck 😂😂😂😂😂 I felt that shit hard af

[@irvingrocha3459]

Got stuck in an akash rabbit hole bruhhhh you underrated

[@CrabbyO]

Women get MAD zoomies!😂😂😂

[@alyssanautica7583]

It’s usually really hard and cringey for me to listen to joke jabs from young male comedians about women or their significant other. But you tottered the line really well and kept me having a good time and that’s super important. I spend a lot of time watching stand up comedy and that’s just a very unique quality. I had to share keep having fun

[@laannw4263]

"I could be...." LOL🤣

[@Justin-p1e]

I’m so happy that chile miner joke didn’t go over my head 😂

[@PinkYellowGreen2023]

There are a lot of women that owe me an apology....

[@mayankchauhan2005]

This is good comedy and all , BUT to all the guys this is golden life advice aswell . Thanks my G ❤🤣

[@JxstTrinity]

The audience is so quiet for how funny this is

[@larsgeerlings2407]

Hell na, I don't care how good my couch is. Nobody locks me away from my own home/bed. Gotta take the Bill Burr approach here 😂

[@wandeoged954]

“I’ll work up a temper” 😂😂😂

[@Rudo___]

Spot on 💯

[@jarodjohnson6630]

No truer word have ever spoken my brotha keep the red pill comedy going. Funny as hell

[@kennishimoto504]

You need to be hosting all the award shows.

[@Dante-ui5xu]

This is surprisingly good advice

[@theknowingnoggin7385]

So glad I came across you, man. So good!

[@bonjovi7138]

"Don't threat me with a good time" 🤣

[@noonyadam880]

He called all people in relationships out with this one 😂😂😂😂

[@proggerjohn]

Best line for me was at 2:47. "You can't try to fix it. There's no fixing it. There's just not. You just let 'em be mad...."

[@SammisamxWorld]

I feel this guy is the most underrated comedian

[@nathanspencer99]

I can’t cap you’re my favorite stand up by far 😂 too bad i just discovered you man you’re great

[@prashibiswas8619]

On point lmao

[@cammyed1261]

The nuzzling is so me 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@parastejani]

That's the truth of the universe. Just subscribed you mate and pressed the bell icon.

[@ALphaMach1ne]

Your pacing is excellent! 🔥🔥🔥

[@digiartly]

So if women never apologize, why the hell have I been saying sorry first. 🤦

[@adorahowell7223]

Telling me. I always apologise. I have hardly ever encountered a man who apologized to me, they'll make excuses but never apologise. I think I have only been with narcissist men. Probably says something about me or my culture. I live in the Caribbean

[@ChristianMbanza]

Great delivery and presence!

[@dionhamilton3045]

Bro. I have just stumbled open your channel tonight. You are one of the best comedians I have ever seen. Mad love bro. Keep doing wat u doin

[@copinonino]

Keep "figuring out" that Game. You will be single soon. Cortisol level will go down, hair will grow back. Brain cells will begin to regenerate. All that magic stuff..!!! Keep at it..!

[@lovelysadie880]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 i had to share this with everyone i talk to lmmfao

[@RoddyRodbb]

Bruh Hilarious

[@xxfrank12]

“I have dog” - Akaash

[@angieangie1257]

I knew it! I was the man in our relationship!

[@101Sarahsaurus]

I need a man like this honestly because he’s kinda got me figured out 🤣

[@jchen8902]

As a woman, I can say that it's really difficult for us to apologize. Mostly because we're not used to it. I always try my best to, though, even if it sometimes comes out like "imsorryishoutedatyou"

[@keepingitsimple88]

Man I'm glad this guy is educating the people

[@thejannerofplymouth3654]

How true .... 100% right ... been married for 21yrs ... i thought i was the only 1

[@rimmahjoubi8375]

If he/she doesn't own up to their mistakes and apologize sincerely, they're toxic. End of story!

[@thebryanpereira]

This was gold !!

[@keshavbansal5148]

Oh damn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂, great jokes!!!! And excellent execution man!!!

[@hechx4606]

That last bit got me good