Dealing with Your Arrogant Sports Star Kid - Ali Siddiq

Ali Siddiq remembers when his daughter became the hotshot swimming star at her school, only to let it go to her head.
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[@jwebb1990]

Give this guy a Netflix special already!!!

[@soupster5009]

John Webb yes!!!

[@envytalent6039]

I love how you disrespect comedy Central like that

[@lilettex0421]

@@envytalent6039 What

[@jawn9424]

Lilybuds he is saying that he already has a special out on Comedy Central I think it’s an hour

[@MrTiton536]

Envy Talent Comedy Central Doesn’t pay Netflix Millions why wouldn’t a fan want him to make bigger and bigger moves and prosper ?

[@tumisomarebane2536]

"That's right Sarah, dry!!!!!!" lolest

[@arjunapatel3366]

@lolest 😂

[@Fedetk]

If you imagine him saying that to a little girl it's even funnier 😂

[@Sendmealokationhoe]

“UP AGAINST A GREAT WHITE” 😩

[@christophermerritt2714]

I lost it, lmfao

[@sffan34]

Dead 😵

[@aaroncruse7094]

One of the simpliest and funniest puns I've ever fucking heard

[@ganja8150]

That’s how you tie a joke up , bring it back to a earlier reference

[@josephmckee4126]

Genius

[@igogoplatayobitch7566]

This guy is slowly but surely climbing his way to fame in stand up. One of the newer comedians who stands out

[@mical2great]

Not new, been on the scene for years

[@igogoplatayobitch7566]

@@mical2great hes new compared to most comedians who have made a name for themselves.

[@BoatLoreMusic]

Sam Taglialavore but he’s not

[@amanialex8235]

He's not new but I hear what you're saying. His delivery and cadence is quite unique! Definitely he's rising!

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

He's been in the game for YEARS OG Houston Texas comic

[@everythingiseverything9920]

I still randomly hear his voice in my head, saying "Mexcans got on boots!" lmao

[@JAVONEETHEMOMMY]

EverythingisEverything every damn time 😂

[@nslove01]

Yes!!! His name might as well be “Mexican got on boots” cause I say it pretty much every time I see his name! Lol

[@everythingiseverything9920]

@@nslove01 That is high-larious !!!

[@lesleystewart2807]

@@everythingiseverything9920 Yes

[@Xai2k]

EverythingisEverything Mexicans got on boots Cee Cee 😂😂

[@christinatucker259]

I got hyped asf when she said I'll be out the pool dry by the time you finish 😂😂😂

[@lindseynicolee2633]

Me Too😂🤣

[@JeffWarren47]

@@lindseynicolee2633 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@indiashante1560]

"You was up against a great white!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Musiclove243]

When he used the chairs as props i died 😂😂

[@robins.9700]

"You were up against a great white!" I died cuz i wasn't expecting it lmao 🤣🤣

[@aldenbynum742]

‘Oh my GOD, there go The Black Seal’

[@mangot589]

As a parent of an athlete, yes. You are a personal assistant. At least she swims, and doesn’t play hockey, like mine.

[@lsrpjune3500]

That’s why parents who are serious and their kids are serious about sports move down south! The average high school football game will have all the Walmarts closed down to attend that stuff. It is a job being a parent of a young athlete for sure

[@triandfit1]

You have nothing on me cost wise! My daughter is an equestrian! 🤣

[@tyhonse]

Like I'm her assistant or something boy he grabbed those chairs and stool I started busting out laughing!!😁😁

[@tyhonse]

YOU HEARD HER SARAH..DRY...DRY!!!! THE 😆😆😆😆

[@theprofessor727]

🗣️ YOU COULDN'T HOLD A DOOR OR NOTHING????????

[@shakendriamurphy2302]

That part right there had me rolling hahaha 😂😂😂 picking up the chairs and that look on his face was comedy gold lmaoooo

[@JeffWarren47]

@@theprofessor727 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@charmingcharlie1408]

"One of my favorite Comedian's.👌💯"

[@aldenbynum742]

dropping_ knowledge_ He needs to be on the Breakfast Club.

[@charmingcharlie1408]

@@aldenbynum742 Hell yea bro,and Vlad.Tv. talking about his Prison storie's.. Lol.😂"

[@aldenbynum742]

dropping_ knowledge_ Yep 👍 That’s right he would be awesome in VladTV.

[@Chocolatelovee1]

Yeah, he’s pretty dope 🤣👐🏾

[@charmingcharlie1408]

@@Chocolatelovee1 he is,i think he's been making new material.lately..👌)

[@gruppegee]

Tough day today, this got me laughing and I needed it... "Out the pool, DRYYYYY!!!" Thats hilarious

[@joshuabriggs1792]

If everything goes as planned ima be going to see him at the Houston Improv this tuesday.

[@zegasi1274]

Good luck

[@lamimijae]

Which Tuesday?

[@lamimijae]

I ask because I'm in Houston as well

[@jazzyguh130]

Omgosh I've been waiting for him to perform there again. I'm going Tuesday 😁

[@solemn_opossum6290]

Holy shit. I love Ali. I had no idea he was having a show on Tuesday. It’s only ten dollars a ticket, too. Definitely gonna go. Thank you for posting this

[@mayabrown3741park]

"Go Black Sea!" Lol 🤣 He tells stories so well!

[@J4k7193R]

Trigger words "HEY, MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS"

[@Najebanski]

awww shieeet

[@yoehzeryeeftahk7291]

Say man...... Mexicans got on boots.....

[@J4k7193R]

@James Smith now we know who you are

[@aaronsmith1023]

Y'all need to leave this man alone 😂

[@aldenbynum742]

You have to watch his This Is Not Happening Comedy Central Shows that are LEGENDARY.

[@davidreames69]

I totally agree. Ali needs his own hour long special. He is one of the most funny and freshest comedians out there. Go on with your bad self, Ali. Love all your stuff..

[@rbee4821]

“Dry Sarah!...DRY!!”

[@dreww8941]

They give anyone a Netflix spot these days. My question is where’s Ali’s?

[@DJSherinee]

It's coming

[@Osmanmadey143]

it's here

[@TP-xy2ms]

I am waiting too

[@ayanasimpson2508]

i have a theory: Comedy Central make new comedians sign a contract that has something that says they can’t work with competitors (aka Netflix) for a set amount of time

[@JeffWarren47]

@@ayanasimpson2508 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@DigitalDuelist]

This guy became one of my favorites when he told the Mitchell story on This is Not Happening. If you haven't seen it go watch it!

[@phatasticmeemo]

"Foorensic fiiiiiilles." 😂 I dunno why but that part always get me.

[@LMerci]

🌟🖤3 words: more Ali Siddiq!

[@Ryan-bk3ig]

4 words Even more Ali siddiq

[@JeffWarren47]

@@Ryan-bk3ig I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@ostensiblyquerulous]

He’s so great - nothing outrageous or dirty, just very funny stuff at its core. Great comedy.

[@Temuville]

Lol! So true about the “I can’t live without you”. You gotta be your own person.

[@conaldfedsmoker7238]

Most under appreciated comedian of this generation.

[@isassetuba]

Black seal 😂 😂

[@ItsMissChas5]

That windshield joke was genius INDEED!! 😂😂😂 💯

[@adon31997]

I've watched my brother for a couple years now. Even seen him a few times at the Improv in Houston Texas....our hometown. He's gotten better EVERY year, and I'm extremely proud of him💯💪🏿✊🏿👏🏿

[@JadeDragon407]

Everything great comes out of H-town >>;=)

[@dandaadnad529]

Had the honour to see this guy live in a small theatre in London 🤘🏾. One of my favourite

[@yamanmusa9994]

danda adnad when ?

[@dandaadnad529]

@@yamanmusa9994 it was at the Soho theatre last October (2018)

[@KokoRicky]

This guy deserves more exposure.

[@davidedos9031]

“Oh my God, they got a black seal” They got me 😂😂😂

[@mooseraps]

I have heard this several times but I still love it.

[@15heartz]

He needs many hour special

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

This is a clip from one of the 2 he already has

[@TP-xy2ms]

Omg i love how effortless he makes his joke transitions

[@uniqueone2731]

Mr Siddiq you are hands down my favorite comedian . Your life story is inspirational and moving.

[@ellievranesevic]

Ali is one of my favorites of all time. He needs way more exposure. Why doesnt he have 20 specials?!?!

[@kylerobinson8913]

The only person that can't live without you is you!

[@OOPS_droppedIt]

I see Ali, I click.

[@JadeDragon407]

"I'll be out the pool DRY by the time you finish" 🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like Black Seal had too many fish and it slowed 'er down

[@theradiojem]

“...so I can’t go”🤣🤣🤣

[@Juuustiincasse]

“YEAH SARAH! Dry!”

[@Nocrrry]

“SO YOU AN’T GONA HOLD THE DOOR OR NOTHING”

[@casanova_caid]

Killed me too 😂

[@cwaicwai821]

This is my favourite skit of his🤣 Especially the love hard section. Especially when I watch shows and they say that. I always think they're going to be a murderer at the end of the story.

[@aifan31]

I saw him this past weekend definitely a must see EVERYTIME STORYTELLING IS OFF THE HOOK

[@davonte_bailey]

I read the title as “arrogant sports car kid” 😩😅

[@iwanttobefamousbutimlazy3793]

Davonté Bailey stop scrolling & clicking so fast

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

Davonté Bailey same🤣

[@JeffWarren47]

@@MissEasyPeasySleasy I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@mone14yahoo]

Same lol

[@reasc2071]

"that sounds like Forensic Files" lol.

[@Msbuddy08sej]

His timing is impeccable.

[@eMegMBea]

"You can't hold the door or nuthin???" 😂😂😂

[@BetterLifeAhead35]

"I can't live without you" - that's codependency right there. And that shit is miserable when one person feels that way about you. Like, no, I can't be your coping mechanism and reason for being.

[@ahmahlamedu1899]

"You was up against a Great White"

[@kiangibson7571]

Favorite comedian, I need more Ali Saddiq

[@MicMurphy1981]

This dude us refreshing to comedy. Much respect!!! Ain't seen this type of funny in a while.

[@lb8141]

He is my absolute favorite comedian.

[@kardon4996]

Mr Ali Sadiq 🌞 My God ....i have no words !!!!!!!! Simply, great story teller and comedian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... My all time favorite 🌞🎊

[@444_ww7]

So good, I love it.

[@anthonybarker3477]

I love this mans comedy!

[@kitkat2702]

I love it when comedians reference Forensic Files lol

[@TDCampbell84]

U HEARD HER DRY!!!! 😂

[@rickygraham9954]

My new favorite comedian

[@louisedatrice3927]

Sp happy you're off the block for a long time) and keeping so may of us laughing. Thanks for every joke you tell. Love it, you're killing it.

[@bleujay6127]

I want to see the rest of this one!

[@Somebody-lk7dm]

“That sound like forensic files”

[@JonathanSinclair-zx]

This man is a star.

[@memeow_meme]

ali is my new fav comic. those eyes tho. im dead

[@amilli0001]

I need more of him😂😂😍😍😍

[@BRIANCOTNOIR]

Awesome set Ali!

[@vuvuvu6291]

Taunting your opponents is always coming a 50-50 chance. Either they'll be losing composure because of the emotion or make them super focus.

[@dreb8man]

He is a very good storyteller. Let's go! Texas!

[@jokershakur2076]

“Oh NO OH NO OH NOO” lmao 😆

[@AyoToine]

This was executed perfectly

[@tothjake94]

"That sounds like forensic files!"

[@emanadel9793]

Really love this dude

[@ekdaufin1485]

You gonna be on Cold Cases! 🤣

[@winwinhostinc.4338]

Love your comedy!

[@coolrunner4095]

God he is so fucking funny every one of ali's bits is better than the last and all legendary. Holy dog damn.

[@adamlangdon2245]

Ali Saddiq is one of the best right now.. maybe ever, pay him k Hart style comedy central

[@matthiasrattansingh6775]

I love watching this guy🤣

[@mongrel_97]

dude this guy needs so much more recognition. he's fucking hilarious!

[@hippolimbicoVIII]

Ali Siddiq is the shit! Where is he's Netflix special already?!

[@zesuliwenkonzo6824]

“Forensic files”😭😭😂⚰️

[@ChateauCarterOriginals]

I've Been Missing out on Ali & Roy Wood, Jr...... Time to Catch up to Speed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MRWEDAWEST]

You heard that Sarah. DRY!!!

[@user-mq3yz1ij2o]

Ali : I'm a good father also Ali : gives his son grape juice

[@ApoetsPoet]

Headed to see him in Tampa, Ybor improv! Never heard a joke until now, looking forward to it!

[@esotericksoul7156]

Love Ali so much lol

[@sharijohnson2777]

my new fav

[@genshincoloredit9193]

Yo Tory Lanez is doing stand up now 😂

[@Aliakoonce85]

This isn't comedy this is a lecture of life truths🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@declandorsey9662]

Love this dude

[@Kanner111]

Roy Wood Jr got me through the end of last year. Ali Siddiq is getting me through the end of this year.

[@daniellehansley3504]

This made my day 😊😊👍🏽

[@romeoe4694]

Ali deserves a Netflix special, dude's hilarious lol 🤣🤣

[@stuparumihai6376]

I love this dude

[@rhythmicallydifficult5693]

Definitely need to watch "more than these bars " special on comedy central

[@delaxanexel44]

My fave new comic

[@DrAdnan]

Good set, and it was clean too

[@JuanitaMichelle]

I don’t want nobody that can’t live without me either. Lol

[@dreski83]

Damn, that was hilarious! I'm officially a fan now

[@Alepzeron]

Im a huge fan of Comedians that sit AND use the limited items on stage as props. This man reminds me of a combination of Dave Chappele, Kat Williams, and Early Bill Cosby. Just found his stand up recently and I really enjoy it.