THE HUMAN 𝙲̶𝙴̶𝙽̶𝚃̶𝙸̶𝙿̶𝙴̶𝙳̶𝙴̶ CRACKIPEDE

[@WideBoyz]

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[@benjaminadams2969]

I absolutely require this challenge to be named "Yeet the Pete"

[@torolavholm3001]

It's going to be hard being Pete, just walking down the street, then suddenly a stranger grins his teeth, and yeets the Pete.

[@matthewbilton5943]

Oh my...

[@EcoCurious]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gitsurfer27]

I saw some guy yeet him 20 yards the other day, Pete was just trying to have dinner with his family and then *YEET*, a moment of terror mixed with acceptance flashed across Petes face mid air as you could see him simultaneously fear for his life and come to terms with the fact this is the way things are now...he didn't land well. We we're all seriously impressed with the distance.

[@oskarskoglund9496]

The crackipede, a poem by Tom: "If I had lost the use of my hands And you'd lost the use of your feet Would you then top out The tower In a crackipede with me?" The best poem I've ever heard

[@WideBoyz]

when you write it like that, it does look like poetry, haha

[@Squallah]

The quality of the content coming out of this channel never disappoints 👌😂

[@WideBoyz]

glad you enojyed it, thanks for watching

[@mathias5618]

You guys seriously underestimate the impact your hilarious content has on all of us punters stuck in lockdown. Cheers lads

[@WideBoyz]

thanks for watching and follow along. Hopefully we can all get out and do some proper climbing soon enough, haha!!

[@jellevm]

"Lob the other person across the wall.... INTO A CRACK!" That fricking killed me hahaha.

[@WideBoyz]

its funny how after practiving the lobbing...we never actually got as far as trying to do it into a crack... haha

[@kessklouser3072]

i love their role playing each time lol “ah yes this pitch looks quite…difficult…czech style?” “czech style.”

[@tomdebrie2128]

the most practical and informative climbing video that you have put out yet. 10/10

[@cornelisgraper8678]

Not 5/7?

[@luciandragos1718]

the Czech puns made me shed tears of laughter 😂

[@WideBoyz]

such bad puns, haha!

[@ethanjoel7096]

I'll be waiting for the day I get to see Pete throw Tom into the crack of a new pitch during a big wall trad route, 1000 feet above the ground, caution to the wind, straight up Czech style...

[@WideBoyz]

next time we visit the czech standstone, we're gona have to put some of this into practice, I can't believe we never actually tried the duel tactics the two times that we've been! feel like we really missed out

[@MusicScala]

“Lets Czech this out” 😂

[@torolavholm3001]

Czech mate.

[@mammma40]

Adam Ondra like this

[@ij1950]

Those failed attempts due to Tom's dad jokes were so funny, him lowering his head between Pete's legs after each one really got me haha

[@BloopyBlobBob]

I just love how Tom can barely do anything because he's laughing so hard

[@subliska7210]

Brilliant once again, I think I speak for many people when I say this is my favourite climbing channel on KZbin!

[@danieljensen2626]

For the dyno boost, you should do it like cheerleaders. Have the person being boosted jump off the ground instead of the hands, and then have the other person grab at the waist and push up as they jump. You can actually get a lot of extra height that way. Love when you guys do silly stuff like this though, especially since it still shows off your skill. I was pretty impressed how easily Pete held Tom's weight when Tom was hanging on his leg the first time.

[@WideBoyz]

gonna have to start having a look at some cheerleading videos. thanks for that info, haha

[@FrankMeijering]

10:36 can't get over the fact that Pete carries the crack with a jam

[@tomaskoci7313]

Oh yeah its called „stavění" and we still use it sometimes. Basically some routes were opened this way and later on were free climbed, so it's like VIIc, RP IXa for example. Oh and there are competitions in stavění as well... :D

[@WideBoyz]

Thanks for the insight 🙂Absolutely love those photos of you guys over there creating towers of people trying to get to the hand holds. Brilliant!! When we climbed in Czech, unfortunately we're never actually got to put this tradition into practice. Another time 😀

[@matyasbenesovsky405]

@@WideBoyz I’d recommend you to try to climb “Zvon” in Jizerske hory. This was first climbed in 1930’s and first ascent was made with “stavění” of 3 people on top of each other. Also there is really nice double crack with crux move in around 3 meters high before you can put any protection. You have to stand on crystals and pull yourself into the crack. Also the rock itself is really beautiful to look at, it actually look like a bell (Zvon in Czech) Maybe see you in better times?👀

[@matyasbenesovsky405]

@@WideBoyz And in Jizerky you can use metal gear. But no chalk of course!🚫😃

[@arnohl710]

Actually, in the German part of the Elbsandstone mountains they used to do it (and sometimes still do it) too! So it's not just czech but it's more like Elbsandstone specific 😉

[@jans.5559]

We call that Baustelle and the biggest i participated in was all in all ~30 people. (4.5 stories high)

[@jacktrussler20]

What. On. Earth. I love it.

[@jonasswanson1691]

I...uh...I'm not sure what to say. The list of all the people he has crackapeded with had me rolling. Absolutely bully content. Cellar quality.

[@erikreddington461]

I'm new to the game but your influence is everywhere. Even more than Adam or Magnus

[@EmilAbrahamsson]

Hahah this is 100% the funniest thing I've seen on KZbin

[@WideBoyz]

Crackipede crack off??

[@EmilAbrahamsson]

@@WideBoyz in all honesty, I was thinking that as a challenge when I saw the first one with Louis (no joke)

[@juliabristow1579]

My favourite video so far! The level of sheer sillyness exceeded expectations. Thanks for the good giggle!

[@r0b1975]

Guys its just side splitting comedy! Awesomeness

[@WideBoyz]

haha, glad you enojoyed it, thanks for watching :)

[@georgestone8099]

This is the kind of quality practical climbing knowledge I come to the channel for 😂

[@quesoner34]

Ha! Nice to see you guys know about the czech techniques! I myself am not much of a climber, but my parents live in the saxon swiss, which is on the German side of the border, just across from the Czech Republic. People still do that over there on the sandstone! Towering with several people is called "Baustelle" there, meaning "construction site".

[@hidden_sense9839]

I know it is late and you'll probably never read this: But I'd love to see a sequel and I'd have an idea how to make it more crackipedic: With a strong (and long) fabric tube that has cutouts for arms and legs (maybe fot the faces too, but that's optional ;). Of course ideally it would have to be with more than two people and I'm not sure if Mari is crazy enough to become the head of a crackipede. But imagine three (or more) people connected in what basically is a long humongous sock, climbing in the cellar.

[@SibKalsbeek]

17:25 when Pete is taking such a hilarious idea so seriously! This was amazing content, nearly pissed myself.

[@juandos8513]

When Pete gave a little jump and they both fell laughing. 11/10 content

[@kevinlyon9501]

Fit of the giggles makes it harder.🤣

[@filipk89]

I had so much fun watching you guys! :-D Definitely gonna try the crackipede once the sandstone dries off here in the Czech republic.

[@WideBoyz]

you have to send us a pic of that. DM us on Instagram with that one ;)

[@dvybeyond]

Double climbing would be so freaking inclusive! We need that!

[@dharker7595]

You guys are absolutely brilliant

[@tomaszgluszak5474]

What's Pete's nad Tom's favourite sandwich? Peanut Butter & Jam

[@WideBoyz]

it always has to be in a wrap or burrito ;)

[@kanebuckthorpe1]

The fun you guys are having really translates into great content! :D

[@AnotherBagofBones]

That was amazing, great job! Around valentines day I saw a few boulders people had set that required a team effort that all looked like a blast, there's definitely something to it, keep it up!

[@finlayhumberstone8137]

Oddly specific solutions to oddly specific problems, hilarious

[@ratherbyexploring4898]

• The human centipede 7:23 • The czech crack inspection 13:44 • The grab a tasty drumstick 16:25 • The litter your second 19:12

[@TheSalinek]

as a Czech person I laughed so hard :D

[@Katie_Mayo]

I love watching you guys do science

[@Tim_flips]

Really fun one! The throwing thing is more of a positioning and timing thing. I've been an acrobat for many years, and I've seen guys the same size chuck each other a good 2.5-3 meters up. Obviously that's not going to happen in the middle of a multipitch, but maybe someday some acrobat/climber crossover athletes will do something of the like!

[@WideBoyz]

we need some acrobat knowledge. our throwing was appalling, haha! defo didn't have the correct technique for that. i would absolutely love it, if a route actually required to use this throwing technique though, it'd be blummin briallint

[@wixic111]

You know I'm just a gumby gym boulderer but your content is some of the most entertaining climbing content out there. 11/11.

[@WideBoyz]

Thanks! And cheers for watching 😀

[@CasaDelMandar]

half way up and throwing your leader from the belay XD sounds like the scariest factor two possible. especially on a belay made of KNOTS

[@rschreck876]

I’ll bet you’re fun at parties.

[@CasaDelMandar]

@@rschreck876 yep. wanna come over sometime?

[@ascentionism]

Everyone: the second step of Everest is unclimbable George Mallory and Sandy Irvine: C R A C K I P E D E

[@WideBoyz]

imagine that at 8000m savage!

[@aidanloeser4890]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a bit -- thank you!

[@WideBoyz]

thanks for watching!

[@mixcrimpcunningham4535]

“Are you actually pulling yet!?! Uh, No” 😂😂😂 That was Excellent. I actually choked with laughter this time! 🤣🤣🤣

[@WideBoyz]

glad you enjoyed it mix. cheers for always tuning in :)

[@eliskahandlirova6031]

We watch you and we love you here in Brno, Czech republic 😍

[@WideBoyz]

thanks for tuning in from the Czech :D

[@50StichesSteel]

Brillant!!! I can't believe that was actually working as good as it was...I think you guys are on to something

[@WideBoyz]

It's all down to those Czech ethics from back in the days. we're just trying to bring it forward into the modern climbing scene, haha. it works suprisingly well!

[@yelhsaboom]

I love that you guys just went on a mental tangent

[@WideBoyz]

it went so off course. crackipede was actually on course, czech climbing totally off, haha!!

[@miriambergmann1546]

and you think you'll get ondra to visit after this one :D really enjoyed the high quality content!

[@andrea4633]

This is one of my all time favourite videos 😄😂 thanks for the great content

[@nickbedford]

When I'm feeling down, I come and watch a Wide Boyz video and it fixes everything.

[@velashevskyy]

Show this to Adam. I cringed laughing. So good. 10 out of 10!

[@WideBoyz]

When Adam comes to the cellar, we'll have him doing the Crackipede for sure :D we probably have a better chance with him because he's so strong!

[@betabandits2099]

love that lil bit o history in there, had no clue about the Czech pyramids

[@WideBoyz]

You should czech out the Czech tower jumping as well. Pretty bonkers stuff 🤯

[@betabandits2099]

​@@WideBoyz czeched and wow, an ankle smashing good time they seem. I wonder if their tradition of downing an ale prior, aids in having a more relaxed landing?

[@crazy-canuck]

Tom and Pete are exactly like my friends and I. We do stupid things, and have a blast while doing it. Keep killing it.

[@mary-ellenmayoh9698]

Bomber tips as always. Absolute gold 😂👌.

[@multiabsolut7746]

I like your crazy ideas.

[@joshua4625]

In our local franchise of indoor gyms, we have team challenges very similar to what these wackos are attempting! Usually centered around holidays or valentines day. Very fun, using each others body parts, not touching certain colors of holds.

[@prcrsrstudio]

This video demonstrates exactly why these are my favorite climbers, way over ondra or any other great climber! (Well maybe except Shoarma ;) )

[@alfrednOObel2]

Your videos make me want to press the like button every half a minute. You could've cut this episode into 42 parts so I could like every one of them!

[@arnsteinkleven]

This is why aliens haven't contacted us yet 😂

[@bp4616]

these are very intricate rituals

[@nightflash3152]

Let’s Czech this out made me laugh far too much 🤣

[@proto8632]

Stop it guys, watching this is nearly as hard as the lattice training core dive team session!!

[@ryancampbell9803]

Such a great movie!

[@CasaDelMandar]

thats the hardest I've laughed at a youtube video in a long time. love this type of content

[@RoggieHa]

One of your finest videos

[@HeinoHeinzKetchup]

I laughed tears for the entire 20 minutes! Thanks for that.

[@WideBoyz]

Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[@frz02f64]

Damn these videos are getting better and better! Keep it up!

[@sarahwestbrook6574]

The dialogue at the start of every attempt is golden.

[@justindantonio2561]

Czech style is like Twister but for climbing. You should make it so both partners on the team have to make it to the top of the route!

[@BuddinAdventures]

Pure gold!

[@ernesternesto6334]

Next crack school tutorials are going to be wild 😁 Thank you for the weekly abs training!

[@WideBoyz]

haha!! crackipede crack school! i'm not sure what we'd teach, we can't even do it properly yet. I think we need someone to teach us

[@Jesep11teen]

Love your videos guys.

[@hangover89]

This is the best video you guys have ever made

[@WideBoyz]

haha thanks, glad you enjoyed it :)

[@cornelisgraper8678]

Solid 5/7!

[@ppeppe]

Hilarious. Good work 👍

[@danwallis1984]

How successful....out of 7??? What are you guys on? hahah, this video made my day.

[@BE13ZX]

I think this could be your best video yet 😂😂

[@mikew.6897]

I wasn't sure if I want to watch this. The title of this video was scaring me and knowing these guys didn't help. I'm more than happy that I did though! I see a lot of potential for the CZ style. That was fun!

[@WideBoyz]

thanks for watching, and glad you enjoyed it. It was never going to be horror film with us :)

[@paulmitchell5349]

''Rubber against rubber.'' Ooh, delicious !! ''Are you in yet ?......2 inches at a time.''

[@WideBoyz]

sounds very dodgy...

[@404am3]

So when is the new crack climbing book coming out with all these beautiful new techniques? Also, got any training advice for strengthening legs in offwidths? Or just making the jams less painful?

[@WideBoyz]

for strngthening legs in offwidths, we always used legs in an offwidth position (like wide pony sort of thing), and then hands in hand jams on a seperate parallel crack to the offwidth. This way you could get more mileage on the legs at a lower intensity (cos you could pull on the hands more), so it felt like more enduarnace training for the legs. when we went back to normal offwidthing in stacks, the legs could handle it a bit better

[@DanielSpiegel]

Such great entertainment.

[@doughobbs7706]

......need to join Ondra and Jan Hojer or Magnus Mitab together! (how on earth can people be disliking this? its brilliant!)

[@WideBoyz]

dream team

[@mountaingoatclimbing2011]

this is excellent!! Thanks for the entertainment :D

[@Enzo34]

This is top notch content.

[@benjaminheindl1069]

2:59 Magnus liked that 🤣

[@markharris2562]

Love this.

[@lukaszobrocki5506]

Such a good laugh, great video

[@CharlieBrownThe3rd]

After watching this I thing the world needs to see a three legged climb!

[@jannavarik9447]

i don't even climb but man this is fun to watch :D and proud to be czech for once :D

[@WideBoyz]

Thanks. Nice to see some none climbers finding the Channel and enjoying it. Thanks for commenting and watching 🙂

[@tommartin7194]

Does this count as aid climbing...? Cracking episode guys 😋

[@WideBoyz]

I guess its a form of aid. imagine doing this in winter with axes and crampons. it'd be total carnage!

[@climbingsnufkin]

I could not stop laughing 😂 Terrible squat form Tom! 😆

[@WideBoyz]

I think we've had comments about our squats in every video we've tried to do squats, hahah. we're not good at them!

[@cassandrarichards4781]

Brilliant 😂

[@connor19873]

Cracking video! Need to get @Jujimufu to chuck you at the wall 😝

[@WideBoyz]

we'd probably be thrown out the building!!

[@jackawwwf2236]

Hahahaha so much confusion reading the title before seeing who posted it!

[@anuragandanujclimbing7219]

This is brilliant

[@aj9436]

Absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@Kai_PF]

I wonder if tom pitched this to team USA in his interview. I imagine it went down something like this 'Tired of not falling on other people? Well I've got just the thing' or 'Your ancles fine? Well I can fix that with 2 words humain crackipede'

[@joseflittle4493]

This is just... What... 😂😂🤣. Oh challenge: we have this in a Czech crack climbing competition. You have a chimney that's too wide for one person but is good for two people, so you both press legs against the wall and put your hands on each other's shoulders!

[@WideBoyz]

we need to make a visit to the czech crack compeition when it is back on. sounds like so much fun :)

[@pdebra6542]

So silly and so hilarious!