Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get You through July

[@nikbol43below]

It's amazing how a joke as incredible as "You're twice the *the* he ever was" precedes one of the most emotional moments in the entire series.

[@ulfrick11]

The Late Phillip J Fry is right up there with Jurassic Bark as a masterpiece.

[@nikbol43below]

@@ulfrick11 I prefer The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings, but I'm not going to begrudge anyone their choice of what are three very good episodes.

[@starpie4352]

@@nikbol43below It's ok. My favorite episodes are "The Luck of The Fryish" (the one you mentioned) And "The Sting," But I won't argue about your own opinion. Those were good ones too.

[@Jacksonrox13]

@@starpie4352 "The Sting" is epic, but the best episode will forever be "Amazonian Women In The Mood". Also, "Parasites Lost" is another great one too.

[@starpie4352]

@@Jacksonrox13 "Amazonian Woman In The Mood" will always be the best episode ever.

[@killbotunit4345]

"I assume Amy is the father?" Zoidberg's ignorance towards human anatomy also makes a nice reference to another episode. Lol

[@bryanincommiefornia5629]

"What seems to be the problem?" "My pipe hurts." "That is normal. Next!"

[@coleozaeta6344]

It’s even better that Zoidberg is a doctor for humans, not Decapodians. I forget what episode he says it

[@JohnDoe-lj1pw]

@@coleozaeta6344 what’s more funny is he’s actually a decent doctor… just not for humans

[@JAY-gl5xd]

Oddly enough she did help Kiff get pregnant.

[@stephen4036]

Try telling that to a liberal who think men can have babies and woman can father babies lol... sad world

[@Xenronnify]

John DiMaggio telling himself to shut the hell up will always make me smile

[@santisis]

My favorite joke on the voice actors is when they find the Bender's double that its called Billie West and think that that's a fake name because no one could be called like that.

[@JimJam8008]

He probably did that cause he probably hated doing that show (adventure time) it was an awful show

[@trentboatner1845]

​@@santisis yeah I loved it when Fry said it was stupid 😅

[@bobherobrine3415]

​@@JimJam8008you're insane

[@Nikkibuh]

@@JimJam8008 He didn't really like it at first, but he warmed up to it. He described Jake's voice as 'Giving his natural voice a warm hug'.

[@anxiousmasochist3423]

"He's not like zoidberg, he's my friend" gets me everytime 🤣

[@athy8763]

the best part is how zoidberg just goes "awwwww"

[@rainbowyarn]

Zoidberg is my favorite

[@citipati_osmolskae3735]

i finally got the joke

[@BrimBlam]

God I still have vivid memories of how mad the adventure time reference made people back in the day

[@davidwuhrer6704]

It does seem out of character for Jake to ask what time it is. He only did that once when he was late for an appointment. So it's not so much a reference as deliberately insulting without provocation. When Deadpool shot Ryan Reynolds we all knew why. Here, I don't see the point.

[@redk1ng75]

@@davidwuhrer6704 Because DiMaggio voices both characters, so it's an in-joke?

[@a_literalrat1096]

@@davidwuhrer6704 he asked that bc its like the main catchphrase of the show. Also the voice actor for jake is the same as benders

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@redk1ng75 I guess that makes sense.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@a_literalrat1096 It's not a catchphrase in the show at all. It's not in the show at all.

[@galaxyofreesesking2124]

It's insane that they've managed to tell incredibly predictable jokes in an unpredictably funny way.

[@christianheichel]

It's a robosexual thing

[@gilbertfry5539]

The Groening touch my friend. When we die, He's going to be standing next to Saint peter and while our souls are judged an unexpectedly hilarious animation of our life will flash before our eyes.

[@Blitzstone]

​@@gilbertfry5539😊😊😊😊 4:32 😊 4:32 to get rid I hope I don't 🎉get 😊

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

that "beep" always cracks me up. its fry's brain thinking "giving up humanity is worth getting kissed again"

[@the_tablemaster4971]

Isn't it tho?

[@theduke7539]

"you cant bend a wooden door?!" "I know that and you know that, but this door looks pretty stupid"

[@davidwuhrer6704]

And then he bends the door, proving his ability to do so.

[@dememeitized8048]

Tht was pretty stupid, so were the laws of matter

[@WackoMcGoose]

I mean, even back in the pilot Bender was bending things he was never programmed to...

[@kregy7509]

the joke is not that he is not programmed, but that you can't bend wood.​@@WackoMcGoose

[@EllRiver]

@@davidwuhrer6704 Nah, it proves that the door was just stupid.

[@mrbrianandrewsmith]

"Santa's got something special in his bag for you..." Fry's look of childish expectancy was platinum.

[@ixiiniick]

When life brings you down, this always seems to cheer me up

[@soundwave429]

What do you do when life brings YOU down?

[@Skungenify]

@@soundwave429 it means he draws happiness from your misfortunes

[@some-replies]

That's why I can never stop watching

[@NoriMori1992]

5:43 "But what about your other coworkers? Did either of you ever stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg's feelings?" "No, I swear!" 😂

[@nicomom9534]

It's extra funny because Santa had zoidberg on his nice list

[@sanddagger36]

8:34 I love how nonchalant Bender is about the Robot Devil being in the refrigerator Also, why does Bender need a towel? What does he need from the refrigerator? How did he have the hiccups?

[@crypto1223]

Needs a towel to make sure he doesn’t rust when we comes out of the shower. The fridge is where the beer is. Robots get hiccups too.

[@bobbobberson5371]

Bender having the most relatable human experiences is the most underrated part of the show imo. Like his search for free will and desire to have a lasting legacy, such a genius and ironic quirk of him

[@a_literalrat1096]

@@bobbobberson5371 literally bender is an iconic character for a reason 😭

[@Retro_Red]

Towel to keep dry, fridge for cold beer and cocktail ingredients, the hiccups aren't clear.

[@Retro_Red]

I also realized he is an aspiring chef.

[@Remoniq]

9:09 love how Zoidberg just accept Amy's comment as fact.

[@blackhalo117]

If anyone was curious about the adoption note, it translates to "Your parents love you very much". Futurama had a couple alien character sets they came up with.

[@raphaeldagamer]

Now I will randomly shout "STOP LAUGHIN' AT ME, FLYIN' AVOCADO!" at some point.

[@JulianCancino-l9f]

Don't tempt me I'm a chef 😂

[@chriswelcome8102]

"Did either of you ever stop to think about Dr Zoidbergs feelings?" "NO! I swear!" XD

[@Jaserocks2]

I lose it every time. 🤣

[@wkxeov6128]

the only character to care about zoidberg lmao

[@Majima_Nowhere]

I love how Zoidberg is simultaneously depressed about his status in the crew but also totally accepting of it.

[@frogmouth2]

“Twice the the he ever was” Surprisingly clever play on words.

[@Meme_Lord1802]

"what time is it?" "time for you to shut up!"

[@StevieObieYT]

03:57 Leela: "You have a night job??" Fry: "Yep! It's exhausting! But I need the extra money to buy coffee so that I can stay awake for my night job." 💀

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Made me howl! Very relatable esp nowadays

[@slimeinabox]

1:27 this has to be my favorite joke ever in the show.

[@abduljah9355]

I can't believe that dumbass door fell for such an obvious scam

[@jukes4499]

That's something I loved uniquely about Futurama. They bended continuity for comedy

[@CMF412]

I wonder if that was a Dr who reference

[@androzani]

@@CMF412 I hope it was.

[@benjaminkingsley-jones7832]

It reminds me a lot of Terry Pratchett humour

[@PhantoMace2012]

9:03 Zoidberg is my all-time favorite. I love his self-degrading lines the most.

[@music-channel69]

"The governor said 'I'm sending more trains'."

[@skatepirate97]

i laughed for lime 5 minutes when i first saw that episode

[@DeclanLang11]

1:46 I love that Bender and Jake share a voice actor but they elected not to use his voice for Jake in this scene

[@TotallyNotASpy]

These ones are wonderful to watch to get a good start for each month, keep em coming :D

[@Spindash54]

This always brings me joy monthly. Thank you.

[@peyotecowboy3199]

I love how they still have flip phones in the year 3000 something.

[@strawberrypink.]

I mean even now we're reverting back to flip phones, they just look different.

[@shoverload5135]

Because flip phones are the peak of human technology and we all know it

[@willhull1735]

Actually she wasn't my girlfriend she just lived next door and never closed her curtains 😅🤣🤣 I love you futurama never change.

[@danielhanlon8438]

"Did either of you stop to think about dr zoidbergs feelings?" "NO I SWEAR" i lvoe that one

[@TheChaosEmperorDrago]

Man, that wooden door really was stupid.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

Ah, thank you for uploading these. They really do help sometimes.

[@richardcochrane1966]

"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can!" "You're going to do his laundry?"

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sabis2365]

"What time is it?" "It's time for you to shut up!"

[@saprogeist31]

1:26 this scene feels so much like a D&D session

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

The Robot Devil twirling his own tail is such a mood

[@jordanpruitt3500]

I don’t know how many times I’ve re-watched the entire series

[@pianoman7753]

I feel like I owe matt groening at this point, and plus... Id rather have a few dvd's of the entire series and have every episode available forever for a few bucks to a fantastic creator, in this digital age where you dont know when availability of content will end based on who paid who what where and how.

[@iseriver3982]

'the only lies you should believe, are the ones in the bible!'

[@AtheistOrphan]

I can appreciate that!

[@fighter500mx3]

Amen!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"Hello little man I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!" 😂

[@onemorescout]

9:39 me every morning I wake up

[@ericsilver9401]

You make out with a robot?/you make out with a Martian Rancher?

[@anonphil]

@@ericsilver9401 he's upset he's not dead

[@prageruwu69]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@NoriMori1992]

0:40 This exchange has stuck with me for years 😂

[@MacTac141]

“You’re going to do his laundry?” Omg that joke is lowkey but it absolutely SLAPS🤣 Damn I love this show

[@crazyman18james]

This was an amazing 31 jokes of futurama for the month of july. Hilarious cutaways great job. Haha! !

[@lesewing]

"Did either of you ever stop to think of Doctor Zoidberg's feelings?" Later... "A pogo stick!"

[@craigory8123]

1:46 seriously couldnt think of a better voice in tv history

[@kaitotatsuya]

You stole my kidney! Don't try to change the subject.

[@jacobcox4565]

7:24 Always gets a laugh out of me.

[@dillongeorge5866]

“Did either of you stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg’s feelings?” Fry: “NO! I SWEAR!” Why is that so accurate? 😂😂

[@MrS373N]

4:09 Is a classic!! 😂

[@carlosferrer6575]

😂😂😂

[@beluga_1776]

you have been my favorite youtube channel for the last 3 months btw, love watching these lol

[@citipati_osmolskae3735]

"Don't ask me, you're the one who's gonna be dying." kills me

[@jasonbigdog1000]

These transitions are amazing

[@okjeffy6581]

The Adventure Time was hilarious

[@wastedpotato4555]

I'm going to remind fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.... You're going to do his laundry? 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

You're going to nag him until he wants to kill himself?

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😂😂😂😂

[@SamanthaKautz]

I appreciate your dedication to your craft! 🙌

[@FridayNightStreamz]

1:46 Jake looks so accurate

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

he isnt hard to copy (not a boast)

[@diekedrake]

Did you know he shares the same voice as bender.

[@FridayNightStreamz]

I didn’t know

[@darka53741]

@@diekedrakeyes

[@misterwolf3817]

Now I wonder if in 7th season Omicron somehow resolved its 1000 light years issue for the TV or they just... continued... to watch the 2010-s series?

[@Sly88Frye]

Love these Futurama clips!

[@adamschapiro1549]

4:05. It makes sense if you don't think about it.

[@MrJ158n]

The hatred for Zoidberg is the funniest running gag in the series imo

[@johnh9367]

"Mr. Peppy's not like Zoidberg, he's my friend!"

[@DJB0X3R]

@1:27: The crossover we never asked for but needed.

[@changsiah2]

I thought it was fine

[@ddb3934]

@@changsiah2 I really don't understand it considering the times they aired

[@Pskinn]

@@ddb3934 it’s the same voice actor for Bender and Jake the Dog

[@ddb3934]

@@Pskinn I know I'm saying the crossover doesn't make sense because of the times the shows came out

[@diekedrake]

@@ddb3934 True. Probably the reason for the crossover is that jake and bender are the same voice actor. Like Skinner said.

[@riverrat5865]

These honestly do make my month better

[@minecraftandfishing9129]

I’m watching this in November

[@bungerroyale112]

4:13 one of my favourite jokes in any show. Period

[@Kirkaman_hex]

2:04 damn that's a nice transition

[@atake9798]

8:24 Stop laughing at me flying 🥑 🤣

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

Related to #7 " do I preach to you when you're stoned in the gutter??? No!"

[@mr.animemystery60]

Thanks for making these ❤️

[@zackmnr19]

thank you for curating these...

[@gamejunkie4035]

Damn, I love Futurama so much.

[@brandonloaiza8595]

The letter that looks like a man with a hat, that's a T it goes Tuhh is the best exchange ever

[@john_blues]

Stop laughing at me flying avocado! 😂🤣

[@MiotaLee]

I'm waiting for one of these compilations to include: "My God, we have robots in the ceiling!" "Oh, the corner!" "TOW missile" Or "If anyone needs me I'll be in my angry dome"

[@bigflexonthebeat3022]

9:24 that’s what Jackie Robinson said right before he retired. 😂😂😂

[@therealog4297]

Leela:im gonna remind fry of his humanity the way a woman can Farnsworth:ur gonna do his laundry Amy:*Slap*

[@UncensoredScion]

Oh Roberto is my favourite character of Futurama and that quote is my absolute favourite

[@dendenp9]

A train got crashed in New Jersey. Wanna see?

[@BenStenson]

Your going to do his laundry 😂😂😂😂

[@angelicdemonfigz]

"Hello little man... I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

[@dendenp9]

You're twice the "the" he ever was

[@maxzytaruk8558]

This brings me back so many memories

[@katietaylor8314]

2:02 I still sometimes say "oh yeah, that's the good stuff" after taking a drink of something.

[@jamesdewees8703]

I just now noticed in the poppler clip there’s a picture of fry and Nibbler in the background and I’ve seen the show at least 10 times through.

[@Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041]

Just wait til I watch Futurama before July 24th and Right now I’m still on time. 😏

[@Sn0c]

I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day...wait a second.......NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@torakunoichi]

PREPARE FOR PLEASANTRIES is now what I’m gonna scream at people when I meet them now

[@headhunter1541]

"You're going to do it's laundry" 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥

[@skeletalmixer1019]

When professor talks about how omicron receives things from 1000 years later, I wonder if fry would feel at home there, should he survive

[@mr.saturn]

1:57 Number 7: The first joke I ever saw in the series that made me die of laughter. Don't get me wrong, there are more that I loved, but that was the first episode I ever saw and it's still one of my favorites to this day. Edit: Ok, I don't remember the Comedy Central episodes that well, but I WISH I had remembered that last joke. It'll live rent-free in my mind until the day I die.

[@Ayeloo]

"You're twice the the he ever was" has two thes lol

[@chandale4651]

"You stole my kidney" 😂😂

[@therealbfunke]

"Dont change the subject"

[@brandonmoser4247]

Great format for those of us with attention issues :)

[@LasagnaReaper]

"Stop laughing at me flying avocado!"

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

2:52 He ships them. Almost nobody else does.

[@Where_is_Waldo]

One of my favorite Futurama jokes is the end of the tutorial in the PS2 game (which should be remastered for new consoles) "and then I saw a bright light that said GAME OVER"

[@ijmad]

Joke's on you I watched this in October!

[@victorsarmiento2524]

Prepare for pleasantries

[@eduardosanchez7850]

Adventure time 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@NoriMori1992]

1:35 Okay I never knew there was an episode where Leela is a tentacle lady and now I need to find it and watch it.

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

Did you watch it?

[@filmfocusmind]

Technically Adventure Time does take place 1,000 years in the future as well.