Wiki Weekends | Mario Is Probably The Most Skilled Fictional Character Ever

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@lucaswarde3411
@lucaswarde3411 3 жыл бұрын
Mario is 25 yrs old with 35 yrs experience, he's the dude all those jobs are searching for with more experience than yrs alive.
@stealingclay
@stealingclay 3 жыл бұрын
I legitimately was turned down for a job once because I didn't have 10 years of documented work experience on my resume. I didn't include my shitty highschool and college jobs because they had no relevance to the position I.was applying for...
@genano2217
@genano2217 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe thats the reason he has so many jobs
@brandonshader8581
@brandonshader8581 3 жыл бұрын
@@stealingclay r
@brandonshader8581
@brandonshader8581 3 жыл бұрын
@@stealingclay eastwardsa
@danielled8665
@danielled8665 3 жыл бұрын
@@stealingclay include everything. Make it sound relevant. It wasn’t a restaurant job, it was “productivity and service with a deadline” It wasn’t retail, it was “Stock and product merchandising and human relations” Not babysitting, but “paid home care of person in need”
@marcofioretti6908
@marcofioretti6908 3 жыл бұрын
I love that one of the most famous characters in all of media is an Italian-American created by a Japanese company and who lives in another world
@eoghanbarry1432
@eoghanbarry1432 3 жыл бұрын
And his main voice actor is British, he really is mr. worldwide xD
@snobjorn1232
@snobjorn1232 3 жыл бұрын
Mario can breathe in space and survive entering a black hole.
@jeremypalmer5695
@jeremypalmer5695 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it didn't mention how Mario can swim underwater almost indefinitely.
@professorwizard8916
@professorwizard8916 3 жыл бұрын
only in some games though
@snowgrave2475
@snowgrave2475 3 жыл бұрын
Breathe underwater? He can survive space without a suit
@professorwizard8916
@professorwizard8916 3 жыл бұрын
@@snowgrave2475 except in SPM where he needs a fishbowl
@snowgrave2475
@snowgrave2475 3 жыл бұрын
@@professorwizard8916 to be fair, he's in an alternate dimmension in that one
@JamUsagi
@JamUsagi 3 жыл бұрын
@Professor Wizard Which implies that he can create his own breathable air, he just needs an enclosed space to contain it in.
@FJFrancodeleon
@FJFrancodeleon 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, canonically in Super paper mario; mario, luigi, peach and bowser die in the plot and go to a place similar to the underworld called the Underwhere, this is a place where characters from this world go when they run out of lives, so you can have 999 lives but if you get to 0 you canonically go to the underwhere
@lezbadeez3692
@lezbadeez3692 3 жыл бұрын
so the lives are canon. Hang on, give me a second So, in 3d world, the maximum amount of lives mario can have is 1110. In super mario odyssey, each time mario dies, he loses 10 coins. Assuming that mario will be sent down to the underwhere if he has no lives/coins, and that the 3d world lives and odyssey 'lives' stack, mario has a grand total of 2219 lives if mario has max lives and max coins. If you wanted to kill mario, you would have to kill him 2220 times WITHOUT giving mario a chance to escape and collect more lives, because with the quickest lives farming method in 3d world, he could probably regain all the 3d world lives in about 5 minutes. You would also have to not let mario collect any coins as they could regenerate his health To kill mario, you would need to kill him 2220 times WITHOUT giving mario ANY time to collect coins/farm lives. ONLY THEN would you be able to send him to the underwhere. And then he uses an escape pipe and hes in flipside.
@ShadowEclipex
@ShadowEclipex 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it seems Paper Mario and original Mario are different canons, but non-the-less it's fun to think about the idea of multiple lives existing in univserse.
@ironmaidenjr.8471
@ironmaidenjr.8471 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that Mario is canonically going to Hell
@luckysix1015
@luckysix1015 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a misconception, during chapter 6 when Queen Jaydas restores the Pure heart, she says something along the lines of “Your game is not truly over, somehow you have been sent here while very much Alive.”
@FJFrancodeleon
@FJFrancodeleon 3 жыл бұрын
@@luckysix1015 you got me in check mate, nice
@grumpymonk2460
@grumpymonk2460 3 жыл бұрын
It’s gonna be weird not to hear “far away ____”
@lottie7289
@lottie7289 3 жыл бұрын
Replace with close to home _____
@robertward639
@robertward639 3 жыл бұрын
You haven't considered near by _____
@stevenbobbybills
@stevenbobbybills 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertward639 nearby gang
@tomjefferson5213
@tomjefferson5213 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that when covid is over “far away Lucas” has to become “near by Lucas” and so on
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 3 жыл бұрын
Or "not so far away__"
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 3 жыл бұрын
@John Eric I agree with the latter half of that message. Now stop harming not only our children but everyone else. The scammers saying their essential oils will cure the 'rona should also be stopped.
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 3 жыл бұрын
@John Eric wrong.
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 3 жыл бұрын
@John Eric the death rate of it isn't the concern. The long-term health impacts are. What your argument boils down to is "if people are already ill, fuck 'em." Well, no. Just no.
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 3 жыл бұрын
@John Eric also, number of your state doesn't equal the total number. I'm in the UK, where it sits around 3%, probably because hospitals are filling up.
@Panyc333
@Panyc333 3 жыл бұрын
Mario is what Homer Simpson would be like if he were competent.
@miscellaneoushunger4668
@miscellaneoushunger4668 3 жыл бұрын
Dont hate on homer the later seasons ruined him and made him the way he is now
@brophymusprime593
@brophymusprime593 3 жыл бұрын
The most accurate depiction I've ever heard
@andrewcoe3343
@andrewcoe3343 3 жыл бұрын
To clarify, the recent rerelease of Mario 64 in 3D All-Stars did change the line from the NTSC "So Long King-Bowser" to the Japanese "Bye Bye", but this was probably just a result of the fact that Nintendo used the Japanese version as a base, since it contains many bug-fixes the Western version lacked. I'd love to think they changed the line just to get people to stop saying "So Long Gay Bowser", but I really doubt it.
@jameskarg3240
@jameskarg3240 3 жыл бұрын
About Mario's name Most would assume his last name would be Segali, because at the time of the mod 80s, Nintendo was renting out an apartment room, with the landlord named, yes, Mario Segali. But the whole "Mario Mario" thing technically dates to the late 90s live action movie Super Mario Bros, where Mario is played by the late Bob Hopkins. There is where "Mario Mario" comes up. And yes, in donkey kong he was originally known as "Jump man". So in all contextual canonicity, Super Marios full name, is Mario "Jumpman" Mario.
@trash-lol
@trash-lol 3 жыл бұрын
**something about game theory**
@Nehu_22
@Nehu_22 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you said "Most would assume" and talk about a fact that (I think) most aren't aware of
@bluehero-96
@bluehero-96 3 жыл бұрын
"What does Batman do if Mario pulls a star out of his pocket?" Presumably, Batman would pull his own star out of his utility belt...
@ezracky
@ezracky 3 жыл бұрын
Probably also you can just pull out a flame Thrower or turtle shell or spike or crush him or literally anything that kills him in the games you can easily kill him
@akerumiyamoto
@akerumiyamoto 3 жыл бұрын
@@ezracky Those are game mechanic's
@GinnyNReviews
@GinnyNReviews 3 жыл бұрын
In Super Paper Mario he dies, finds Luigi in technically hell, makes friendship with the Queen of technically hell, and then she gives him (and Luigi) a Continue and send him (and Luigi) back.
@zowler4897
@zowler4897 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, he canonicaly has gone to hell and back and achieved immortality by making a deal with the equivalent of the devil of his world.
@mr.randomize7174
@mr.randomize7174 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, in the same game, he beat 2 technically immortal characters that have the intention to destroy all of reality... Using the power of love to defeat them.
@wierdtromebonekid
@wierdtromebonekid 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.randomize7174 the power of friendship
@screweduptx512
@screweduptx512 3 жыл бұрын
Paper Mario is like a completely different character tbh... Like OOT Link vs Wind Waker Link.
@Umbra_Nocturnus
@Umbra_Nocturnus 3 жыл бұрын
@@screweduptx512 The two Marios do fight together in "Mario & Luigi Paper Jam Bros.", so I'd assume this is true.
@blakem2902
@blakem2902 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not forget how Kirby the defeats literal gods and can destroy the universe
@thelgpain6529
@thelgpain6529 3 жыл бұрын
Kirby is broken for sure. That's why Mario is the most skilled, not the most powerful.
@Rediscool9
@Rediscool9 3 жыл бұрын
Even then, Mario has ALSO defeated a fair share of godly or god-like opponents (some of them can destroy MULTIPLE universes) so don’t count him out just yet.
@Halinn
@Halinn 3 жыл бұрын
The superhuman stamina is why he can get with all the princesses.
@ljmerrittproductions3188
@ljmerrittproductions3188 3 жыл бұрын
If Mario is only 25 then he needs to chill out with the drugs
@LS9646
@LS9646 3 жыл бұрын
Let the man have his mushroms.
@bryanfernandez2892
@bryanfernandez2892 3 жыл бұрын
He micro doses
@LS9646
@LS9646 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanfernandez2892 Have you seen what happens when he doesnt? He can literaly stomp bowser in the ground when he takes a "Mega" dose.
@neothefault9969
@neothefault9969 3 жыл бұрын
He might be skilled, but he ain’t as fly as Funky Kong
@Azrael_Equinox
@Azrael_Equinox 3 жыл бұрын
_No-one is as fly as the Funk..._
@conceptofartz276
@conceptofartz276 3 жыл бұрын
Funky kong is built different
@ientity8259
@ientity8259 3 жыл бұрын
@Shadow Paradox Your correct
@moar3463
@moar3463 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Luigi Nintendo’s most Skilled character
@jeffcross9960
@jeffcross9960 3 жыл бұрын
I think Luigi is the bravest character... cause even though he's a TOTAL scardy cat... he STILL goes on these adventures with his brother AND if he has to, he will 'brave' ghosts for his friends! Luigi is freaking awesome!
@s.w5626
@s.w5626 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even have to do anything
@robertlincourt8422
@robertlincourt8422 3 жыл бұрын
Also Luigi can canonically do everything Mario can AND Jump higher than him, which means that Luigi is stronger than Mario
@Nehu_22
@Nehu_22 3 жыл бұрын
I chose Luigi every time I can, he's the better version of Mario
@MattMcConaha
@MattMcConaha 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertlincourt8422 I know Luigi can do a lot of things Mario can do, but I think there are still a number of things Mario does that Luigi is never shown doing. The opposite case is much more limited.
@jameskarg3240
@jameskarg3240 3 жыл бұрын
Mario is also (technically) a vietnam war vet. He was in a bomb disposal squad. No shit, theres a legit Nintendo licensed game where you go setting off untripped IEDs in vietnam. AS MARIO! So when people joke about Mario having war flash backs, theyre more right than they know XD
@ientity8259
@ientity8259 3 жыл бұрын
No way is this real xD
@jameskarg3240
@jameskarg3240 3 жыл бұрын
@@ientity8259 look it up! Marios Bombs Away
@ientity8259
@ientity8259 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha your right omg
@Loki-pz1uk
@Loki-pz1uk 3 жыл бұрын
....I feel like I’ve lost something for knowing this.
@vsmash2
@vsmash2 3 жыл бұрын
"Mario Mario is the most skilled HUman in in fiction" -- Billy Bob Space Trucker *exists*
@Halford_Steel
@Halford_Steel 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Billy Bob Only had a small set of skills They just kept being applicable
@cypherdastro8105
@cypherdastro8105 3 жыл бұрын
One thing I find funny is Mario has been in many jobs and professions but he's never shown holding them down. Could just be a case of Jack of all trades master of non. Also the whole Mario and sonic Olympic games cracks me up knowing that sonic and company could just breeze through those events if they were allowed to go all out 😂
@mr.gameandtime8432
@mr.gameandtime8432 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Mario is so Super human, That He's able to be highly skilled in basically anything and Him being Olympic level in all those Sports just says how good he is.
@revolvingworld2676
@revolvingworld2676 3 жыл бұрын
I think he still holds the occupation of plumber.
@nerdmakessillymovies
@nerdmakessillymovies 3 жыл бұрын
I mean in jumping events Mario would hold his own extremely well, but any running events you are correct
@YaboiAware
@YaboiAware 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the best Mario quote: "So long Gay Bowser"
@chenstormstout9456
@chenstormstout9456 3 жыл бұрын
In Superstar Saga, both the bros learn how to manipulate fire and lightening. Firebrand and Thunderhand.
@Zekana0
@Zekana0 3 жыл бұрын
mario the most skilled fictional character? ill give you he has an amazing repertoire but to quote a previous fact fiend's video, "Bill Murray's Character in Groundhog Day is Probably a Time Lord". dude was stuck in that time loop for so many life times it would probably be easier to ask him what he hasn't mastered then what he has.
@desmond_craddock_5226
@desmond_craddock_5226 3 жыл бұрын
He never did backflips or played any sports at an Olympic level. It wouldn’t even be possible for him to train up to that level as his body reset everyday
@mkvk74
@mkvk74 3 жыл бұрын
There is a celtic god (possibly a demigod of some sorts) that is called Lugh the manyskilled who, if i remember correctly, mastered all the skills of the other gods, including sorcery. He might well be a contender.
@neverdoubt11
@neverdoubt11 3 жыл бұрын
I mean yeah, going toe to toe with link is absurdly impressive. I think He's the most skilled combatant in all nintendo fiction.
@greyhood3447
@greyhood3447 3 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. It's lovely seeing other people talking about how cool and silly fictional characters are. It helps in lockdown
@tetraxity7157
@tetraxity7157 3 жыл бұрын
Damn last time i was this early, Kilroy was still here
@mrenygma181
@mrenygma181 3 жыл бұрын
Omg, a Kilroy reference! Thank you, you person of culture :)
@tetraxity7157
@tetraxity7157 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrenygma181 well it is an almost forgotten meme from world war 2, someone's gotta spread them
@robertmartin4449
@robertmartin4449 3 жыл бұрын
The game is called “super Mario brothers”. So it’s referring to both Mario and Luigi. By doing that your calling them by their last name. Hence Mario Mario.
@WideMouth
@WideMouth 3 жыл бұрын
Their last name was also Mario in the Super Mario Bros. live-action film.
@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073
@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073 3 жыл бұрын
Also He is Dr. Mario. You only call Doctors by their Last Names.
@robertmartin4449
@robertmartin4449 3 жыл бұрын
@@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073 Luigi is also a doctor in the game. And they call him “doctor Luigi”. But I’m just nitpicking. 😉
@stevenbobbybills
@stevenbobbybills 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertmartin4449 probably to avoid confusion.
@sfgoomba7939
@sfgoomba7939 3 жыл бұрын
"He can jump off sheer glass in workman's boots." We need to get that man on Ninja Warrior!
@fairystail1
@fairystail1 3 жыл бұрын
oh god, Ninja Warrior Mario edition. Wario would show up, Daisy, Peach and Luigi. Then it'd be taken over by Bowser who improved the challenges.
@mark65mc
@mark65mc 3 жыл бұрын
Super stamina is how he gets all those princesses. He's the Ron Jeremy of video games.
@charlieparker5346
@charlieparker5346 3 жыл бұрын
"Mario is the most skilled fictional character ever" Barbie: Am I a joke to you?
@GrimmHades
@GrimmHades 3 жыл бұрын
Of course Mario is trying to get tail he obviously is Ron Jeremy
@xtremejay2000
@xtremejay2000 3 жыл бұрын
DON"T look up Super Hornio Brothers......or do. What am I your mother?
@Cwronaga216
@Cwronaga216 3 жыл бұрын
Man a wiki weekends on Link would be amazing! (Especially the hero of time and hero of the wild). He's canonically able to parry with the force of a nuke...
@michaelprice5847
@michaelprice5847 3 жыл бұрын
He dies if a mushroom walks into him
@Kay9Perfection
@Kay9Perfection 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Mario dies if he touches anything laterally
@akerumiyamoto
@akerumiyamoto 3 жыл бұрын
Those are game mechanic's
@someguy5003
@someguy5003 3 жыл бұрын
Kyle: "mario is the most talented human ever" Me who knows that Luigi has the same powers but better: "sure he is"
@blizzardgaming7070
@blizzardgaming7070 3 жыл бұрын
Mario is probably the most skilled due to the sheer amount of sports he has played to Olympic standards but Doom Guy is most certainly the strongest given that DG can rip apart titanic creatures of hell and here’s a little fact DG uses super weapons such as the BFG 9000 because bare handed was to easy
@dunning827
@dunning827 3 жыл бұрын
But Minecraft Steve can lift infinite weight
@ndf0715
@ndf0715 3 жыл бұрын
@@dunning827 you know full well that no one considers Steve and Alex human
@akerumiyamoto
@akerumiyamoto 3 жыл бұрын
Mario can lift castle's and stomp on them until they explode
@anarchomando7707
@anarchomando7707 3 жыл бұрын
@@ndf0715 counterpoint to all of you Kirby and Bayonetta
@daltooinewestwood6380
@daltooinewestwood6380 3 жыл бұрын
I always just assumed he was shortening bowsers name and saying “so long K Bowser”. Sort of like King K Rool
@spencerrasmussen6127
@spencerrasmussen6127 3 жыл бұрын
One of the early names for Mario was mr. video. So I think his full name is Mario video
@bobobombastisch
@bobobombastisch 3 жыл бұрын
18:00 the TAS 0 star speedrun mario really does slide into other dimensions just to enter a door
@padraigconordenisbrazilcar4973
@padraigconordenisbrazilcar4973 3 жыл бұрын
There is a video that goes through all 100 of marios jobs, i recommened it for the laughs.
@marcelopadilla9459
@marcelopadilla9459 3 жыл бұрын
mario has to be the most skilled fiction character. barbie hold my poodle
@AzraelThanatos
@AzraelThanatos 3 жыл бұрын
I think the respawn mechanic is canon to the universe, it's been referenced in other things that he can come back as the "1 Up" mushrooms are explained in it.
@HeartOfDorkness0818
@HeartOfDorkness0818 3 жыл бұрын
Superman has his powers and abilities because of his alien physiology and our environment. I think Mario (as well as Luigi) may be similarly skilled because he is an Earth bound human stuck in a parallel world. If any of use were to travel to The Mushroom Kingdom then we too would be able to jump 2 stories and throw fireballs.
@Rediscool9
@Rediscool9 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, canonically in Yoshi’s Island DS, it is shown that Mario and Luigi were born as two of the seven Star Children (the other five being Bowser, Donkey Kong, Peach, Wario, and the current Yoshi). The Star Children are supposed to be super-powered beings gifted with immense power and supernatural abilities that can be used to take over the universe.
@Turlisjr
@Turlisjr 3 жыл бұрын
Mario first introduced himself to kuppas as mario and they assumed that was his speices, so they of the mushroom kingdom think hes named after his speices, mario, the mario
@geschnitztekiste4111
@geschnitztekiste4111 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@chrispeters1020
@chrispeters1020 3 жыл бұрын
When I first started watching your videos I thought the editor forgot to take the old photos out that you guys were talking about but later realized that’s just the style and have come to love it. I haven’t been watching you guys for a long time but love the content.
@mcx-hu5ox
@mcx-hu5ox 3 жыл бұрын
Mario Mario comes from the live-action Super Mario Brothers movie and the director of the movie when was asked why he simply said they're called the Mario brothers so logically their last names would be Mario
@MakCurrel
@MakCurrel 3 жыл бұрын
The voice actor for Mario is also a dragon voice in skyrim.
@SeanSMST
@SeanSMST 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised someone who researches a ton and seen a lot of films and stuff hasn't seen the Mario film and knows the origin of the Mario Mario name. The writers on that film probably saw the games being called mario bros. and assumed the surname is Mario... while the first name is also Mario, and then there's Luigi Mario as well
@digitaltrekkie
@digitaltrekkie 3 жыл бұрын
"Younger twin brother" By what, a minute?
@daniharkness00
@daniharkness00 3 жыл бұрын
All these years I thought the bros were at least 30-35 and now I'm very uncomfortable to know that I am the same age as Mario and Luigi.
@Peter-xw2py
@Peter-xw2py 3 жыл бұрын
Mario is also known as dr. Mario and dr is a last name so he is Mario Mario
@jeffcross9960
@jeffcross9960 3 жыл бұрын
I know you guys won't take my suggestion (cause it's just not what you guys do lol) but I wish you guys did more video game fact fiends... cause apparently you guys are gamers through and through lol... anyway, another great show!
@kahnandrews3409
@kahnandrews3409 3 жыл бұрын
Well course he is; he's a plumber, a fighter, a doctor, an explorer, an athlete etc~
@thrillhouse4151
@thrillhouse4151 3 жыл бұрын
Mario has that Chris Farley agility and endurance for such a heavy man.
@ArchOfWinter
@ArchOfWinter 3 жыл бұрын
During the tour of the Universal Mario World theme park, Miyamoto said he is Mario and Luigi father. Not creator, father.
@maksimgamuvka4975
@maksimgamuvka4975 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't the Mario Mario thing from the live action movie?
@zeo1chris
@zeo1chris 3 жыл бұрын
11:43, "Everything was fine in the Mushroom Kingdom... until the Fire Mario appeared..."
@lordmeepers7297
@lordmeepers7297 3 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that everything Mario does is him day dreaming while on the job being a plumber in Brooklyn
@KangarooMonkey
@KangarooMonkey 3 жыл бұрын
Personally I’d say it’s Agent 47, the man is amazing at everything he does and at some point it’s just ridiculous
@mcfluffle1640
@mcfluffle1640 3 жыл бұрын
I swear it said as a fact that Mario is the family name in the Mario party 3 prima strategy guide? N64 memories!
@jadianradiator2761
@jadianradiator2761 3 жыл бұрын
1:05 It's from the life action movie "Super Mario Brothers" with Ron Jeremy as the titular Mario Mario. Specifically the scene where they're being booked into jail in the hidden city ran by King Koopa. Before people start coming after me telling me his name is Bowser not Koopa... His name was Koopa in the movie.
@Dragoon45
@Dragoon45 3 жыл бұрын
But could he cancel my Foxtel subscription
@MisterNeowl
@MisterNeowl 3 жыл бұрын
Regarding your "Wise Kong" notion - It's heavily implied in Donkey Kong Country that Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong.
@peacereaper5987
@peacereaper5987 3 жыл бұрын
And that DK jr is current DK's dad
@SuperFloree
@SuperFloree 3 жыл бұрын
"Mario is the most skilled fictional character" Barbie: am I a joke to you
@afeathereddinosaur
@afeathereddinosaur 3 жыл бұрын
Mario really evolved his career, from a plumber from Brooklyn to the Mushroom Kingdom's favorite handyman
@superduperdrew12345
@superduperdrew12345 3 жыл бұрын
In regards to the strong will point, in super mario rpg the player can make Mario do bad things and have no repercussions. This includes stealing a toad's wallet and later selling it, telling a kid to give up on his dreams because he will never jump as high as Mario, and when another toad is locked out of his house Mario has the option to steal his valuables instead of helping him get back in.
@wyvern0m3g42
@wyvern0m3g42 3 жыл бұрын
Learning all that made me pity Mario's enemies, considering how scary it would be to face that one Italian man. But then I realized there's something far worse. Speedrunner Mario.
@marcelopadilla9459
@marcelopadilla9459 3 жыл бұрын
i’m a batman fan you right because that super star but will it be a dope fight yes it will
@expman1288
@expman1288 3 жыл бұрын
he also fought dreamy bowser in dream team wich is basicaly the same as fighting a god
@Eli_Guy
@Eli_Guy 3 жыл бұрын
People who watch TerminalMontage know quite well how terrifying Mario is
@cheebagardens1759
@cheebagardens1759 3 жыл бұрын
Mario was a teacher when he taught typing. Dude had a time machine game, and a hotel too. Let’s not forget his SMB2 enemies: Wart, tryclyde, Mouser. Mario Mario was from the movie. Not exactly canon.
@Odd1337
@Odd1337 3 жыл бұрын
Changed it from "so long gay Bowser" to "bye bye" in the anniversary game made for the switch, in doing so makes it sound like the original really was so long gay Bowser.
@spaceninja1252
@spaceninja1252 3 жыл бұрын
Jumping is like the greatest thing ever. I'm firmly convinced that the owners of the small business i work at fabricated the whole covid thing just so they could set up plexiglass barriers on the counter so I'd stop jumping over them. It only saves maybe 3 seconds from walking around but it's so much fun to vault over them.
@funkmastaC
@funkmastaC 3 жыл бұрын
The super Mario brothers movie made the name a joke. The world accepted this as the only thing the movie did well enough to keep.
@lukenukemson2231
@lukenukemson2231 3 жыл бұрын
The really terrifying part about mario is in the donkey Kong game, that's cranky Kong doing the kidnapping. Cranky is the current dks grandad. Meaning mario doesn't age as such, because cranky now has gray hair, and mario is the same...
@UrDasSideTing
@UrDasSideTing 3 жыл бұрын
mario could absolutely destroy batman without disturbing a single stache hair
@zanepedron6137
@zanepedron6137 3 жыл бұрын
Steve from minecraft can carry 44,425,720 kg. It's true. I promise.
@olliemangan8011
@olliemangan8011 3 жыл бұрын
You know that Mario actually fought in the Vietnam war? It was i the game "Mario's Bombs Away".
@pormpfspimperton6804
@pormpfspimperton6804 3 жыл бұрын
If we’re counting the paper Mario games (which the wiki does so I will) Luigi mentions in super paper Mario once they find themselves in the equivalent of Mario hell, the underwhere “Well, everybody runs out of extra lives sometime, right?” This is a joke so. Y’know. Grain of salt and all that
@BenBoyee
@BenBoyee 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely refuse that Mario is only two years older than I am. That is, as the kids say, bullshit.
@jefferybrown6473
@jefferybrown6473 3 жыл бұрын
Mario's greatest weakness: A Purple Mushroom
@wesleyewert1023
@wesleyewert1023 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they called Yoshi a friend when he's clearly a father figure to him
@remotepopypopy
@remotepopypopy 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade should be shaking in fear because acording to karl: Mario never dies.
@paleoleft
@paleoleft 3 жыл бұрын
unstoppable force meets unstoppable force
@JonSmith-hk1bq
@JonSmith-hk1bq 3 жыл бұрын
"How do you beat him?" Touch him once with the kinetic energy of a walking turtle? Wait five minutes for time to run out?
@akerumiyamoto
@akerumiyamoto 3 жыл бұрын
Game mechanic's
@toobles3
@toobles3 3 жыл бұрын
Not an animal trainer? Didn't he have Donkey Kong's dad (or himself) as his pet that he whipped? a lot? lol
@jaycenteno8385
@jaycenteno8385 3 жыл бұрын
Love the vid but I keep getting distracted by his tattoo, its so... Mesmerizing... :o
@SeventeenGhost
@SeventeenGhost 3 жыл бұрын
WRECKING CREW! I had a bootleg NES and I had that game but since I was a kid and knew shit about english and I have shitty memory, I couldn't for the life of me remember the name. What a blast that game was. I also had Balloon Fight, one where you were a mouse and had to steal stuff while avoiding cats (fucking banger), one that you were a ninja on a top-view (never passed the first level because I had no idea what to do), and a bootleg pokemon "gold/silver" that played like a platformer where pikachu had a glove-in-a-box and I think the only other pokemon there was Meowth. Also a bunch more but those are the ones I remember the most.
@peteypiranalover
@peteypiranalover 3 жыл бұрын
9:12 you say Mario never gets tired. Yet in the Mario and Luigi series he says. "Whew whew Imma tired"
@gee1101
@gee1101 3 жыл бұрын
love how these updates all coincide with my evening smoke
@johnbinley2957
@johnbinley2957 3 жыл бұрын
In Mario party 2 toad says so gay when you have picked your champ and player's running through the pipe to start the party
@surprised_pessimist
@surprised_pessimist 3 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget Luigi has done nearly all of this as well (At least the things that matter). He also has his own notable feats such as electrokinesis (thunder hand from superstar saga), higher jumping, and running on water (super mario 64 ds).
@bamm3707
@bamm3707 3 жыл бұрын
"Mario has no weaknesses" other than a literal turtle, 15 ft gaps, a timer, ball moving at walking speed, poison mushrooms, super expert jank, random death pipes..
@servantrider7044
@servantrider7044 3 жыл бұрын
It makes sense. They're the Mario Brothers. It'd be pretty sad for Luigi if it wasn't their last name... but instead of it being sad for him, it's been made hilarious for Mario because he's just Mario Mario. And in Luigi's name Mario now comes second, because his name is Luigi Mario. xD
@bahamutzero4903
@bahamutzero4903 3 жыл бұрын
No one gonna talk about how he can moonwalk through solid walls if he jumps at the right angle?
@SmolFrogge
@SmolFrogge 3 жыл бұрын
Mario Mario Mysteries. "It-sa me, Master Detective"
@RoseThePhoenix
@RoseThePhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
... I always thought it was "So long, big Bowser!"
@ignite5329
@ignite5329 3 жыл бұрын
I like how you didn't put an picture before Marios face
@thethrashyone
@thethrashyone 3 жыл бұрын
Mario on his latest job as a gardener: "Non è molto, ma è lavoro onesto."
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 3 жыл бұрын
It's not much, but it's honest work.
@nubetube2443
@nubetube2443 3 жыл бұрын
Their should be one about chuck norris's life, too bad it would never end
@StubzTurner
@StubzTurner 3 жыл бұрын
To quote one John Leguizamo in the Super Mario Bros. movie. "There are three. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario."
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