WikiBear: Jeffrey Dahmer Edition | CONAN on TBS

[@bigglewings]

You can never stump Wikibear... and speaking of stumps, Peter Stumpp, also known as the Werewolf of Bedburg, confessed to murdering and cannabalizing 14 children, including his son and two pregnant woman! Now that's what I call a family meal! I'm wikibear! Yaaaaaaay!

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Thank you for this news! Thank you, WikiBear! Yaaaayyyyy!!!

[@frcluc]

oh, no!

[@eh9618]

I guess we know which one of us is wikibear

[@intheshade3018]

Same but I haven't been caught

[@Klurado]

@@intheshade3018 ×edb

[@Hadam10Rose]

WikiBear should become a show staple, at least once a month.

[@KonradofKrakow]

You meant to say "the empress and the horse were in a stable"?

[@Hadam10Rose]

actually Staple, but I messed up

[@nitarsh]

ConradInternational As a continuation "the empress and the horse were in a stable relationship"

[@mjakari9321]

Only once a month?!?! At least twice a week!

[@Hadam10Rose]

Yea, I love more then once, but didn't want to sound greedy

[@juanjuri6127]

"Jeffrey Dahmer is probably in heaven murdering angels" must be somewhere up there in the list of most hilariously awful things you could possibly say

[@moinmahmud6265]

nah it's angels are beating his ass hard in Hell

[@nabinchapagain7311]

I love how he implies he is still gonna be in heaven even after all those evil deeds... referring to how morality is nothing!!

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

@Claudia Solomon One thing one must remember is that in order for Salvation to "take", one must be GENUINELY REMORSEFUL. Jesus isn't just some "Get out of Hell free card", remorse must be real and a new leaf turned. If Dahmer were genuinely contrite for his crimes, if he went to Heaven, he'd probably be groveling and apologizing to his victims rather than having Angels for lunch.

[@thebbcorporation1477]

He in hell

[@quantum.codex42]

The pure shock in Conan’s voice was priceless

[@ArsonBjork]

Everything should have a Jeffrey Dahmer Edition

[@p.s.vxxxzz4914]

My little pony featuring Jeffrey dahmer

[@scl1332]

No just no!

[@chilip7386]

Oh my god yes

[@stevelibby6852]

He lured victims by offering them $100 to take polaroids back at his place. I would have held out for at least $200.

[@elenapanova4809]

@@stevelibby6852 he actually offered $50. Only his last would-be victim, Tracy Edwards, was promised $100

[@moinmahmud6265]

Fun Fact: Jeffrey Dahmer is a Star Wars fan and the Alter was inspired by Emperor Palpatine's throne room.

[@wolfstar675]

"Never stick around after sex" hahaha

[@Jebu911]

Wham bam thank you ma'am is what you should always say after sex and then leave so you wont get shot in the eye

[@Jebu911]

wham bam thank you ma'am are words to live by.

[@lydiaroyal3251]

the jeffrey dahmer part kills me every time.

[@Marisol1711]

"He's probably in heaven murdering angels" LMFAOJASJD

[@piequals314]

2:04 - 2:11 is the best part... Conan's "Hey!" and his "No no no no no no" while shaking his finger lol

[@betulsarkaya7533]

oh my god, i didn’t know the “wham bam thank you ma’am” means that. it was my fav part of the song and i was singing that part with all my innocence

[@Tapeleg247]

"Suffragette City" by Bowie?

[@angrycat225]

imagine Jordan Schlansky is doing the voice of wiki bear lol

[@Kuebel350]

"I am WikiBear. My numerous responsibilities include possessing knowledge of various subjects."

[@mochs62512]

Kübel350 lol!!

[@roeiirani7505]

Kübel350 lol

[@alvinanil6996]

It's Brian Stack.

[@RobbyHouseIV]

That would require Jordan to actually contribute to the show which I think has been fully explained is something he didn't seem to have much interest in doing! LOL!

[@mckenzie.latham91]

the first moment when wikibear goes off on a horrifying tangent and conans descending look of horror and shock makes these skits for me

[@ChingJanYu]

wham, bam, thank you mam!

[@agentk1930]

it's the only way to go

[@BreakfastSnack]

LO LOLOLOLZ Suffergate City reference David Bowie

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

No!

[@blues.baseball.badanxiety]

Read this just as he said it. Lmaooooo

[@totalbliss1]

That's actually good advice.

[@sammyj29]

The dialup connection in the start!! :D I LOVE IT!!

[@jeremyc9593]

I always know it's coming, yet it makes me laugh every time.

[@-8l-924]

brilliant and Conan’s reaction was spot on XD

[@TheDramaGirl7]

No matter how many times conan does the wiki bear it will always crack me up

[@sangheili333]

I thought Jeffrey Dahmer was still alive, thanks WikiBear!

[@maverick885]

He is definitely dead

[@l0v3lyniaa]

I wish he was alive.😭

[@landminehopscotch3617]

Yeah, that whole thing was a set up. Dahmer should’ve been in solitary. But, they put in the same cell as a 6’3”, 3 time convicted murderer. I’m wikibear wohooh!!!!

[@YouaNumbahOneRacist]

Too be fair, he wanted to be dead. Also, Jefferey Dahmer. 'Nuff said.,

[@crimmerz9948]

@@l0v3lyniaa what do you mean?, i mean i wouldn't wish death upon him but still im curious why

[@LotusInitiate72]

funnier then anything you can find on Jimmy Fallon's youtube account

[@Harkness78]

Well since Jimmy Fallon is the very worst late night host, and Conan is the best ever, it's not much of a statement.

[@titusmccarthy]

Of course it is. Fallon is garbage.

[@thatfrenchguy9140]

"I'm wiki beaeeer" that voice XD

[@WoodyFruity]

leave after sex : "WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM!!" LOLOLOL!!

[@thepowerofomega]

I love how almost every time he some how brings up a serial killer

[@AccesstoDataWorld]

i want a Wikibear. just to scare the shit out of people

[@Jimothyjohns]

Fun fact, the reason people say Catherine the Great died by being crushed by a horse was because, early in her reign she was a very kind queen who rolled out reforms that helped everyone in Russia. However, in her later life, she grew more and more insane/paranoid and started rolling back those reforms and arresting anyone who didn't agree with her. Even her own maids despised her and some of her maids may have created the story of being crushed by a horse, when in fact, it is most likely that Catherine actually suffered from a stroke.

[@joebaumgart1146]

Nah, she was abducted by space aliens.

[@RobotMetalhead]

Yeah, a stroke of a horse penis, amirite?! I'll see myself out.

[@totalbliss1]

Also the fact that she was a notorious nymphomaniac who had an insatiable appetite.😂

[@EternallyUncoolTrevor]

can Wiki Bear please be a real toy? they can sell it at Spencers!

[@USxEGames]

It is real

[@Stephen_KB]

WikiBear is just Siri if she went rogue every once in a while

[@HeimDaa]

*laughing from heaven*

[@HeimDaa]

+Random that's good to hear 😄

[@clubbunz]

Damn, you're in heaven? :( I was looking forward to meeting you in hell..

[@DarknessIsThePath]

Are you murdering angels? lmao

[@ккє-о6ц]

having fun Jeff? 😂

[@decayed9255]

Jeffrey Dahmer your smile makes me smile ❤💛💚💙💜

[@BiggerBatz]

“He is probably in heaven murdering angel-“ “NO!!” ”im wiki bearrrrrr...”

[@xtcyrafa]

this was just recommended to me after watching the dahmer show lmao

[@CesarGarcia-ru8hr]

Me too. That's why we are here now

[@callunarose7399]

Same XD

[@jien1988]

same

[@Commando303X]

"[Jeffery Dahmer]'s probably in heaven right now, murdering angels." Terrific.

[@azzu12]

lol "we all need a little me time, wo ho!"

[@WillyShufflebottom]

This and Potato Judge are my two all time favorite Conan skits.

[@tanyaartiaga117]

"Wam bam thank you ma wooh ! "😂😂😂😂😂

[@glowworm2]

I love how he somehow goes off tangent from Ben and Jerry's ice cream to Jeffrey Dahmer. XD!

[@totalbliss1]

This gotta be the one of the darkest comedy sketches done by Conan. It's a classic and something that would unfortunately never be done on TV today.

[@ashyln]

Myth bust: Catherine suffered a stroke and died quietly in her bed.

[@EricWhitcomb]

It's wikibear, not snopesbear.

[@tripwire4727]

Weren't there several katherines?

[@YouaNumbahOneRacist]

Only one Great one. Sorry, other C/Katherines.

[@MarioBario]

Yea but that is boring

[@Batroel]

The horse rumour was a malicious one cause of envy, a woman with such power between men, Hitler also did that with Isabel la Católica by calling her the greatest w***e who ever existed, some men can't stand women with more power than them.

[@dreueew125]

Next: Jordan Schlansky vs. Wiki Bear

[@mysterymastermind175]

Surprised he didn't mention Cupcakes.

[@WigglyBro]

The mention of Catherine the Great's exploits with the horse after Conan's question is because they know of bronies and their sexual deviance.

[@thatfrenchguy9140]

Or not. People can be fun for the heck of it. Besides, there is no sexual deviance among bronies.

[@WigglyBro]

A brony himself is not going to want to admit that the cartoon he follows is influential towards those with tendencies to bestiality. Everybody knows that bronies have sexual interests in miniature horses. If Catherine the Great were alive today, you can bet that she would be a fan of My Little Pony as well.

[@thatfrenchguy9140]

The Grinch It just shows how much you know actually. Am I being too subtle?

[@WigglyBro]

That french guy If anything, it shows how much _you_ know. People don't accuse bronies of having sex with horses for no reason.

[@thatfrenchguy9140]

The Grinch Yes, I am being to subtle apparently.

[@Goldenblade14]

There are probably going to be people hating on the MLP reference, but come on, Catherine the Great's death had to have made up for it.

[@USxEGames]

Scraggy sucks

[@Evija3000]

wtf... hating on MLP reference? It's a regular random reference.

[@Goldenblade14]

Eh, people will still explode even if the topic of MLP is relevant to an idea.

[@Laughing_Chinaman]

Goldenblade14 that was true when the reboot was new but things have settled down a lot now

[@RedLink305]

PitchBlackFox Not really. People are still immature even though the show is getting much bigger and is now even getting its own movie. The internet will NEVER change.

[@user-zr6jm4ld9l]

“Probably in heaven murdering angels.” would make an iconic epitaph. JS.

[@corncorner]

Wiki Bear is the best. Conan, too much makeup that night!

[@TheBigBadTributer]

No word of a lie I swear I knew he was going to mention the Russian Empress after he said about horses. I love this bear :)

[@matteoj5892]

lol, she could have not died like that, but we will probably never know

[@joshgibson9732]

I figured he was gonna mention Elisabeth Bathory.

[@johnhansen685]

Matteo J that horse story is false

[@zodiac_9984]

Skip to 2:58 and play it on x0.25

[@lukeparker3548]

who else is on a wikibear marathon?

[@iiSiiKsHoTsii]

Just get wikibear back please!!!! Some of the best skits I've seen. Triumph meets wikibear would be hilarious 😂😂

[@archivemediavault]

Isn't Wikibear adorable, even when talking about serial killers, cannibalism and dismemberment? That little smile could get him out of trouble.

[@zwift6375]

the poor guy going "ha ha haaAAAA" at 0:37 , 2:39 and 2:52 only has that one laugh to go with

[@tocsa120ls]

modem dialup sound :-D

[@mohamedfiras4237]

Wikibear is so much better than Siri I mean he understands every word Conan says and answers perfectly and more

[@MaeveFirstborn]

2:38 You can see the moment he gives up.

[@Dubst3pGam3r]

Our Tri-Monthly WikiBear visit! Yaaayyyyyy!

[@Joe.Joseph]

I love the way he says "Yaay" after everything

[@foreignclout]

From here on out: “Wham-Bam thank you ma’am” yaaaayy

[@codyblaisdell2054]

"Wam, bam, thank you ma'am!"

[@aliceturnbull1680]

Yayyyy My Little Pony ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 btw I need a Wiki Bear 🐻 yayyyy That Dahmer joke was dark tho 😂 Jesus Conan

[@jasonkrug7928]

Somehow I missed this skit from Conan. It's already up there among my favorites

[@lmoore3rd]

Bounced around the room like a super ball. 😆

[@dogzillasquad9524]

My name super wacky the good bear🤣👍

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

2:59 *NO!*

[@fazs2000]

“Never stick around after sex” hahahahahahahahaha

[@abemcg3803]

Wham-Bam-Thank You, Ma'am! Whoo!🤣

[@LOLWalyoshi2]

Instead of Pinkie Pie Wikibear could mention Fluttershy to match that YAY

[@Rando_Nobody]

Look at his face.. Conan just knows he's about to get some phone calls. 😂

[@JohnSmith-oy9by]

2:30 My video paused right here to load. What amazing timing... (*video finishes loading*) 2:56 haha

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

forget about ruining chidhoods, this bear ruined my ADULTHOOD

[@johnsalazar245]

2:17 Jimmy Fallon's Ben & Jerry's tonight dough ice cream bought me here. Eating some right now🍦

[@AgasiKay]

Wikibear and Triumph should have a conversation.

[@deadaphon1604]

It didn't reference My Little Pony, it just mentioned MLP. It exists. It's not some obscure cult secret.

[@RedLink305]

Good.

[@babyblue0731]

more wikibear please and thank you

[@RodericSpode]

You know, at some point Conan had to realize that WikiBear was a loose canon, yet he still kept bringing him back on the show.

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Hey he's great parties.

[@elenapanova4809]

I love your name! 😄 Wodehouse forevah

[@RodericSpode]

@@elenapanova4809 Thanks, but please call me Lord Sidcup.

[@elenapanova4809]

@@RodericSpode ah, my apologies, your Lordship! 🧐😉

[@joleencochran9068]

Ohh Conan , no kids are watching your show.

[@enriquesrandomizerchannel9302]

2:53 that no was amazing

[@thatonedude675]

MLP was mentioned with no ill intent by Conan. I don't know what to do with this information but this happened and I feel the need to remember this.

[@Stickman470]

Nobody even cares about bronies anymore. They've just devovled from a huge community to the creeps in the corner.

[@tobysparks7659]

Stickman470 I'm not a creep in the corner I'm in the middle of a room watching anime, thank you very much

[@Stickman470]

Sasha Blouse You weeaboos seem like you're in the same situation. Oh how I hope so.

[@thatonedude675]

Stickman470 So in other words if they're not you they're freaks of nature? Cool

[@Stickman470]

thatonedude675 Being a creep makes you a freak of nature? That's quite rude of you. Anyways I only define them as bad not when they're apart of a certain fanbase (unless it is just morally bad) but if they act in a radical fashion because they're a part of that fanbase. Fan that has spent an absurd amount of money on the thing they're a fan of even when the stuff they buy has no actual use? Bad. Fan that preaches about the thing they follow to people who don't follow it and don't want to hear about it? Bad.

[@MexterO123]

Should have been Twilight Sparkle. :P

[@snakeoo38]

FUCKING BRONYS

[@MexterO123]

snakeoo38 Dude, I have seen hate for like 4 plus years, it's not gonna change what I like. I'm 23 year old college engineering student who is geeky as hell, there ain't no going back for me. Still though debating whether it should have been Twilight or Rarity. XD

[@Javiersthebest]

snakeoo38 I love haters like you :)

[@phaedruslive]

meko xtwisparkle If you guys weren't all wailing on yourselves to crappy commissions and disgusting fan fiction you probably wouldn't get so much hate...

[@lancell]

meko xtwisparkle The problem about Bronys is that even after 4 years, Bronys still need the need to shove down everyones throat that they are Bronys. Why did you feel the need to say that you would like Twilight Sparkle should have been mentioned? Well I know it was indeed another way of saying ''THEY MENTIONED MLP, I'M A BRONY, ANYONE ELSE A BRONY? HATE ALL YOU WANT I'M A BRONY!!!''

[@Reaper_paragon]

Gitty up Cathy weee. Lmao.

[@bbg830]

Can't wait to get this when it hits stores.

[@towazz5472]

wiki bear should have his own sitcom

[@rsw0103]

Lol love the wikibear skits!

[@LokkerG]

"Wham bam thank you ma'am" done in this guy's voice...

[@nojustno.justno]

Man wikibear keeps harping on. Speaking of harps did you know the Harpe brothers were some of America’s first serial killers? They joined a group of murderous pirates but got kicked out when they tied someone to a horse and sent it riding of a cliff giddy-up! They also killed men, women and even children! They some times bashed their heads against trees talk about a splitting headache! Ouch! One of the Harpe’s was killed by a posse, decapitated and had his head put on a stick. The other got the same treatment a year later. Heads up!

[@TheEpicImpaler]

I never get tired of WikiBear :D

[@xar3949]

After saying “Speaking of horses that like to party”, I almost thought WikiBear was talk about Mr. Hands.

[@tanyaartiaga117]

Probably is in heaven murduring angels ☠️☠️😂😂😂😂 . I’m wiki bear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@supremexoverlord1675]

Lol in the beginning it looks like he's wearing eye shadow

[@rickymidnite4819]

I love Wiki Bear. Keep it coming Conan!!!!!

[@grandmabeanie]

I need this bear for halloween!

[@davidperez5089]

Name 3 famous Jeffs quickly; J.D.; Jeff Hanneman; Jeffrey Ross.

[@TheFurryGamer]

David Perez forgot Jeff Dunham

[@jXmikeX]

Stop the presses, and all of Bugsy's brain activity

[@JohnStripedfur]

Love WikiBear. :)

[@dildoinuranus5538]

Jeff Dahmer wasn't beaten he was tenderized...lmfao

[@humoftheradiator]

Ed Gein next. Perfect for Halloween. Yaaaay!

[@princesssadieloo]

Can WikiBear join the podcast?

[@jessw2467]

Wow wasn't expecting that reference to David Bowie's song Suffrage City with the "Wham bam, thank you ma'am!" :-)

[@Kornknealious]

I love the dial up SFX

[@sputnikalgrim]

So funny. The Dahmer stuff bumbed me out. Not because I thought was in poor taste but because I live in Milwaukee and wish my city could grab a mention for something other than how much we've sucked.... But hey we still love ya Conan

[@tertommy]

like the modem sound, it shows the writers care.

[@DarkRaptor99]

I'm not afraid of the AI called Ulton at all. Who we really need to worry about is Wikibear. Imagine if he ever gets a hold of some adamantium

[@mikeisthelunawolf]

I miss Conan!

[@yarinice1]

I don't hate MLP. MLP is a children's show, so, what's wrong with entertaining children? Bronies and Pegasisters is where I draw the 'HOLY SHIT, WHY?' line.

[@PencilsGraphite]

How are you so easily shocked in this day and age? Bunch of people liking an animated show is what sends you shitting your pants? I personally am more amazed by the amount of support shit like ISIS has in islamic nations, or how they are not generally just crushed under massive local disapproval, now THAT is a "holy shit" situation if anything is. Bronies are just people who like pastel horses, nobody is getting hurt by them.

[@yarinice1]

Levi Dettwyler It totally didn't start like that.

[@RollOnToVictory]

Agreed

[@GBD1000]

"But how can adults be interested in something that was originally made for chidren?" is a question that I really don't understand. If you really think that the original intention is the only thing that matters, does that mean that you don't drink coffee? Because caffeine is actually made by some plants as a poison to kill off any bugs that try to eat them. It wasn't ever meant for humans. Also, Coca Cola was poriginally supposed to be a substitue for morphine, to cure John Pembertons addiction to it, so you shouldn't use that either. Shaking hands was originally supposed to be a way of figuring out whether or not the person you're meeting is carrying a weapon in their sleeves, and the act of 'toasting' wa originally a way of finding out if your drink has been poisoned. The nazi symbol (the swastika) was originally a symbol of peace and harmony. My point is, just because it was meant for children doesn't mean that adults can't enjoy it too, and it doesn't mean that it should stay "for children only" forever. But you probably won't listen, or even read this. You're probably either going to ignore my comment or reply it saying something among the lines of "no! You are actually a stupidhead and bronies are abominations!" because that has been my experience with people on the internet so far. *sigh*

[@yarinice1]

GBD1000 Too long. Didn't bother reading.

[@MaeLSTRoM1997]

It's so dark

[@paperchasindude6578]

Yep

[@512lilirose]

Oh wikibear you are the best skit!! Funny while at the freezer make sure to look for a severed head XD