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[@wop01]

I wonder if WikiBear will periodically ask for donations.

[@gunswordfist]

Only if he's made by EA.

[@polakk5912]

@@gunswordfist He's talking about Wikipedia.

[@gunswordfist]

@@polakk5912 WOOSH

[@polakk5912]

@@gunswordfist since when does EA ask for donations?

[@gunswordfist]

@@polakk5912 WOOSH

[@spiltbluhd]

"Speaking of Paris sites.." Funniest transition for an internet connected bear.

[@MaliceInCandyland]

I thought he said Parisites as in people who live there. Either way, legendary joke.

[@therichardchannel]

This whole show should just be Jordan Schlansky and Wikibear skits.

[@VikVaughan]

And Punxsutawney Doctor Phil

[@Jungied]

As a follower of Conan since the beginning. I approve your comment. =D

[@toterkater]

and Norm Macdonald as the only guest

[@dmitrikrosikio2684]

YES PLEASE THAT WOULD RULE

[@captainwhatsits]

And Triumph.

[@LisaWatsonFilm]

I love when WikiBear says "checking now" and the dial up sound plays lol

[@sandal_thong8631]

That gets a laugh every time.

[@AvielMannBallo]

oh my god Conan's look of pure joy when WikiBear says "one too many" 😂😂

[@noellow1190]

If Ted ever had an academically-inclined cousin

[@deerlord2363]

Academically-inclined with psychopathic tendencies.

[@WastedGTAZ]

And had no friends growing up

[@elroylee]

His name would be Talk

[@conanichigawa]

@@elroylee heh

[@CharlesTheClumsy]

The universe is random and absurd. -WikiBear (2014)

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

there's one too many

[@01DaBoss]

That's a Nietzsche qoute

[@mr.sellpresents7826]

Camus

[@andreteixeira8546]

I can't let a year go by without a mandatory Wikibear binge.

[@jhogrute]

i learn 2 things: 1) Capone died of syphilis :-D 2) one can access internet via bluetooth :-O

[@trippplefive]

well , the real wikibear connects to your phone via bluetooth and uses the internet that way... so it's not out of the oridinary. ps. the real wikibear kind of sucks after watching the fake one on conan.

[@Jimothyjohns]

trippplefive there was an actual Wikibear? I thought it was a joke...

[@headlight31]

Ever heard of Bluetooth tethering?

[@jhogrute]

@@headlight31 wow reply after 5 years

[@Coastfog]

Nobody can improvise like Brian Stack, even when he fumbles, he'll just make gold out of that.

[@degenerate82]

the guy voicing the bear is a genius

[@ghostgate82]

Conan's writers always come up with great bits.

[@Vol4Life75]

1:55 some 2020 forshowding

[@CVerse]

That's what I was thinking, though it's been happening way before 2020

[@UnusualPete]

"The Universe is random and absurd!" I was laughing with the Nietzsche part but this cracked me up... xD

[@pedrorodrigues4179]

LOL this will NEVER get old.

[@amanekun1243]

"Never trust cops". This aged too well...

[@vworpin9945]

WikiBear is based

[@moses9426]

How did this age well?

[@maddoxio]

@@vworpin9945 Wikibased

[@ShayneRawls]

If someone has to ask how did this age well in 2021 youre privileged as fk

[@Francoberry]

Wow, I was watching Conan videos to escape the fear I'm facing of my AS Level exam about America from 1890-1945 - then Wikibear goes ahead and gives me some revision of Al Capone and organised crime which is one of the main topics hahah

[@emilycandyfloss]

How did it go

[@DerDoenerInMir]

This is the Conan show I fell in love with back in the day, glad to see him getting his mojo back

[@notnavonnam]

Wow that literally got funnier and funnier. I exploded after "The universe is random and absurd"

[@ThunderPants13]

"Imagine a pain so intense you'd rather tear off your own genitals than endure it one second longer I'm WikiBear!!" 😂😂🐻

[@FelicityGaea]

I love wikibear! once every week please.

[@ethan5354]

Learned some interesting facts about Ted Cruz today

[@bunyan4.20]

that part with the fish going the penis and then the bear go yeah is hilarious LMFAO

[@_MARS_]

He was just thinning out the herd!!....yeeaaa!..."I'm wiki beeaar"!!!! More like psychotic bear.

[@giannis5250]

4:19 ALMOST BLAZE IT MA NIGGA

[@gigutybrandon]

Huh?

[@sl433]

Wikibear says "sorry one too many" at the end because I think the voice actor was planned to ad-lib some there and he went with the Nietzsche stuff, but the last ad-lib about the universe being random and absurd extended the skit further than conan maybe had anticipated (he was trying to wrap up at about the 3:58 mark) and didn't get very big laughs, so wikibear broke character and acknowledged it aloud. Pretty funny actually

[@ericsmusic5927]

Agree

[@TheBretDark]

I took it to mean one too many = he was drunk

[@DarkRaptor99]

Where can we buy our own Wikibears? I would be willing to spend a whole 10 dollars for one!!!

[@vanessaleighton1545]

I think it's a lot more worth.

[@Relius36]

Vanessa Leighton worth more*

[@jesseroyer8941]

Alfredo Mena worth a lot more*

[@bo0sho0]

Sarcasm Ruined...

[@CrowAndRedString]

_oooOOOOooo_ Big spender.

[@Magmaster13]

I'd still rather have that thing over a Teddy Ruxpin.

[@73THUNDERDOME73]

“He was just thinning the herd.” Bill Burr: *facts*

[@Ragazar]

I can't believe some people think this is real

[@ScottyHunter]

Wikibear itself IS real, though obviously it doesn't have such morbid (or amusing) replies. lol

[@Ragazar]

Scotty Hunter Yeah but this is just a normal bear with Conans hand in it :P

[@ScottyHunter]

Hence why I said Wikibear itself was real. I would much prefer this version over the actual one.

[@tara8686]

Scotty Hunter yeah, but dont give it to your children ;)

[@xXGAMING101Xx]

it is real

[@muckymucks]

It's WikiBear! Conan's staff is listening to the fans. YAAAAAAAY!

[@Jungied]

I know finally they are listening. Enough with corny ass skits, put more WikiBear on we are good to go!

[@kira2518]

Yayyy

[@fangofsilver5537]

7y later and it´s still funny😂

[@krisgermiyanligil2743]

it sounds super cute when it say's im wikibeaarrrrrrr.

[@747lch]

" never trust a cop, weeeee! "

[@UltraWindow]

wikibear is an example of what AI's truly think about humans. go to any chatbot (like cleverbot) and you will see hints of pure hate towards humans.

[@Whatdeyheyul]

Oh my gracious, you're right. cleverbot.com/j2log-gOnGQwBIRZEYLARKZCMG-detail

[@alanweak]

Please... For the love of god... Make WikiBear a weekly thing. I would subscribe to the youtube channel NAMED WikiBear if there was one...

[@ISAFMobius18]

I think Wiki Bear needs his own show, perhaps he can replace Colbert lol

[@maulporphy4399]

ISAFMobius18 ---A pet rock could replace Colbert. It would be an improvement.

[@silentsmurf]

The writer behind wikibear now works for Colbert

[@jinvid]

Personally, I’d like him to replace one talentless hack named Jimmy Fallon.

[@danielcopeland1976]

2:00 didn’t age well

[@danielcopeland1976]

Moist Gnome actually, statistics show that 40% of police officers are domestic abusers, and on a scale of 1-5 (1 being not corrupt at all, and 5 being extremely corrupt), the global corruption barometer rates the American police system at 3.2. Hopefully I don’t have to explain why these numbers are alarmingly high lmao.

[@korviray]

Wikibear is now my favorite haha

[@FedorMachida]

lolol. Wiki bear had me cracking up. "Never trust a cop"!

[@Jaxv3r]

Wikibear said "Don't trust cops" most honest advice ever in mankind

[@cleverusername9369]

2:00 "you should trust cops" A quote that didn't age well

[@kean1001]

Why

[@cleverusername9369]

@@kean1001 I live in America and idk if you've been paying attention, but they murder people, like, A LOT.

[@callsigntau9827]

@@cleverusername9369 99% of are justified. The ones people are mad about are still justified but people rather jump to conclusions then actually do research, either way you're not wrong but its not exactly murder.

[@ScootyPuffJrSux]

@C_allsignDeveloper Woah, calm down there edgelord

[@CoryFalde175]

I rewatch all WikiBear skits about every 6 months

[@the1bboi526]

2:52 I love how he just checks

[@JimCorrigan777]

This is one of my favorite skits in a while.

[@mammontustado9680]

Conan's 'goddamnit' face after Wikibear says merci beaucoup. LOL

[@Seldomane]

I cry laughing at this bear... the voice is so perfect!

[@ricksnow733]

Conan, u can't reach Wikipedia via bluetooth -____-

[@ireneadler4925]

why not? what if wikibear connects to a computer via bluetooth :D

[@deerlord2363]

Then it wouldn't make the dial-up connection sound, Bluetooth doesn't make any noises.

[@herbie6598]

Are u serious? Of course the bluetooths not making any noises the speakers will do that lol I have bose speakers and they do a noise too when theyve been connected via bluetooth

[@DrakosLord]

:facepalm: Jokes, dude. It's a freaking joke. It's meant to be ridiculous and innacurate.

[@VitorMiguell]

>quotes Nietzsche : Perfect ending. >ad line : Ruins everything >ad yet another : Absolute perfection.

[@MrCleena]

My favorite wikibear segment

[@xXReiichiXx]

This is my new favorite show segment!

[@brian3998]

absolutely love conan and wiki bear hope theres many more

[@Bruinsbigestbear]

Keep these coming!

[@bluebubblegum88]

God i miss wiki bear so much

[@burrybondz225]

Paris’ sights/paris sites/parasites that’s a triple entendre.

[@SomethingFullofAwful]

1:47 “you can’t trust a cop” how right you are wikibear...

[@Jeck-vx1gv]

This comment is so true

[@youthbrain]

Please make this as a regular segment in this show. Yaaaay!

[@itupito]

I really wish that wiki bear was actually sold in stores

[@captainchaos3667]

WikiBear sounds like he would be a good MC for a puppet variety show.

[@mys_air_rail_spotter_20062]

Feels like Wikipedia came up with the idea similar to Alexa in Amazon

[@quentinlynch]

Ok. I'm not kidding. I want NietzscheBear, right now!!!

[@gursheenkhurana9080]

Wikibear, you can't shoot Conan cause then you wouldn't have anyone to entertain you at night.

[@martawalenciak4319]

"Nietzsche was right" and "the universe is random" gave me big Beetlejuice vibes 😂 (in particular No reason and What I know now 😉)

[@525Lines]

A teddy bear that tells kids what curse words mean. Better him than me.

[@LongLiveRahl]

"Sorry one too many." -Wikibear

[@melissamcg1]

I lost it at "Sorry, one too many"

[@LooseCo]

Wikibear is one of the funniest bits they've had on the show in a while

[@chocolocojames213]

Ooooh, a Nietzche bear would be cool 😄😄😄

[@eeb9177]

The fact that im watching this for the first time since it aired and i realize now conan controlled the bears mouth IM VERY UPSET! 😭😭😭 no santa, no Easter bunny, no tooth fairy, now no wikibear? What a world we live in

[@duytdl]

"Accesses wikipedia through bluetooth" Looks like another fan correction video is required

[@bigmedge]

He was just thinning out the herd , yaaaaay !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeyLevenson]

I want a whole fuckin hour of this. Really.

[@bitimtcrocks]

OMG I love all the Wiki Bear eps. Conan needs to do more of them

[@darknogo1]

about that parasite.. that's a real thing

[@renten3718]

we know...

[@MiracleinStars]

Wikibear shouldn't drink because he says some horrible things.

[@Jungied]

lol come to think about it, Wiki-Drunk-Bear would be something to see.

[@Thecanadianwitch]

klyn kite WikiTed hahaha

[@htboston]

Thecanadianwitch What about WikiEdwardSnowden?

[@Jungied]

Wiki-Leak_Bear. NICE! lol

[@DarknessIsThePath]

"Merci beaucoup! Uhuhuhuh!" lmao

[@mahamadoumaiga7272]

Somebody correct Conan, Wikibear doesn't use bluetooth but wifi or a mobile network.

[@Eric-cr8ht]

Conan even checked lol 😆

[@funglegunk]

Conan noticeably under the weather at the beginning of this skit. True pro to mask it and continue!

[@LatinMiracle]

the candiru parasite is in question because the candiru would have to be half spawning salmon

[@hemmojito]

He was thinning out the herd... omg 😄

[@ppyporpeem]

bluetooth. BLUETOOTH. r u serious.

[@jbone4119]

RIP wikibear skits

[@charliesheet6699]

yea accesses wikipedia via bluetooth. absolutely true

[@hrovat97]

Yes, more wikibear :D

[@TexMexRustlinGirl]

Conan's face when the bear says it would kill him xD

[@jdmw107]

Don’t quote Nietzsche bear!

[@tylerbonser7686]

I can't believe a bugs life came out in 98.

[@thegarginator]

0:23 i suspect a fan korrections coming up

[@fanuchman]

"Connects to Wikipedia via Bluetooth?", Well done writers .....

[@Hadam10Rose]

they need to make wikibear a series regular

[@donzaloog1400]

This is the best sketch on the new show so far. Hilarious!

[@joshthejordan]

"Connects to WikiPedia through Bluetooth"

[@olaitanabiola]

"It accesses wikipedia through KZbin" 😂😂😂😂 indeed it does! 😂😂

[@annebonner4547]

lol. seeing Conan laugh at the end was the best part. :)

[@BriGuyIL1980]

Wikibear makes learning (about horrible things) fun!

[@omfgpie]

The writers of the WikiBear skit predicted the future of AI

[@googleuser2874]

And speaking of Paris Sites! lmao

[@CrazyCatMan13]

"sorry, one too many."

[@somethingnew3517]

2014 Conan: "You should trust cops" 2020 America: "nah"