`Wild Geese' attack a herd of cattle

Two Canada Geese in a stand off with a small herd of cattle. Who's going to win? Who's the bravest goose?
Taken near Isleham Lock, on the River Lark, in Suffolk, as we passed by in our boat.

[@b1njjj95]

The cattle look so confused, like they're not sure whether they should be afraid of the geese or intrigued by them.

[@mehname8597]

Cattle a super curious animals they do the same with dogs. They really want to get a good sniff of the geese if the geese didn't fight them back they would prob be licking them too xD

[@b1njjj95]

MEH NAME LOLLLL

[@nwalkerrnicole2362]

b1njjj95 that's because they are so drugged up on so many steroids and hormones

[@mehname8597]

+ Nwalker Rnicole While it's true many cattle are feed synthetic estrogen's, steroids to fatten them up and given antibiotics etc This is just the normal nature of the cow , to be curious and investigate new things!

[@gxrm4n829]

Why do I see you on every canada goose video

[@comradeskip4952]

Cows: what’s up mate? Goose: what makes you challenge me?

[@icedcoffee278]

Also goose: peace was never an option

[@kaj8234]

My favourite anime battle

[@thatssodesi468]

they're just like so lost lmao

[@tomb3683]

The cattle are Herefords- lovely temperaments and just curious could never imagine them retaliating

[@boggo3848]

The cows are so fluffy.

[@fraser_mr2009]

that grass looks absolutely healthy.

[@Fish-ey9lt]

Cows look do cute

[@gregorysanchez3649]

1:40 geese are laughing their asses off 🤣

[@thedistance1155]

😂😂😂

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

I can hear their babies. Geese are very protective of their babies, especially when they're first hatched. I don't blame them for not wanting the big cattle around. They could step on a gosling and hurt it easily even by accident.

[@uncklebuckle6859]

I kinda doubt the goslings are hatched yet, because we can't see them (I hear the chirping you reference, but I think it's other bird sounds). Goslings can move around within about 10 hours of hatching, and if hatched they would be right by the mother. But they are DEFINITELY protecting a nest.

[@thudthud5423]

I think those geese were getting to the point where they were going to feed their kids steak and hamburger when they hatched if the cows didn't leave.

[@warrax111]

@@thudthud5423 not funny, dude.

[@lastsigil7241]

I'll blame them. I think they're acting like thugs and simply claiming territory.

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

@@lastsigil7241 Yeah geese are assholes like that. They're not particularly bright.

[@thudthud5423]

Cow #1: "Ah, come on! All we want to do is eat these tasty weeds here. We're not here to bother you." Cow #2: "Oh, it get worse. Look. Those two humans are filming us. This is embarrassing." Cow #3: "Look, just let each of us get two mouthfuls and we'll leave." Mr. Goose: "Foul creatures! BEGONE!" Cow #4: "Did he just call us 'fowls'? I am really confused." Cow #1: "No, he said 'foul' as in evil or disgusting." Mrs. Goose: "You're a pack of future hamburgers and you're in our turf! Scram or we'll turn you into hamburger right now." Cow #2: "Oh, those guys are still filming us. Can't we just all get along? This isn't going to look good for any of us." Cow #3: "Now, I'm just going to take one little, eensy-weensy nibble and then..." Mr. Goose: "Stop eating our lawn! I'm gonna carve you up if you try it again. Those guys in the boat will have steak for dinner tonight." Cow #4: "I think he's bluffing. They're just little birds watch as I..." Mrs. Goose: "THEN IT'S WAR THEN! AAAAIIIEEEE!!! Cow #4: "Ahh! Heeelp!! Momma!" Cow #3: "Is that a butcher knife in her beak? She's a psychopath!" Cow #1: "Yipe! Run!" Mr. Goose: "Trust me. She doesn't need a butcher knife. We'll both carve you up." Cow #2: "Hey, those human in the boat are still filming us. I think we just ought to walk away before this gets any worse for us. Cow #1: "Yeah...I think you're right. Alright, herd, just walk away. Walk away..."

[@helekin2000]

those two thugs almost hi-fived after the attack

[@burieddagger8064]

They are almost certainly a couple. Geese mate for life and this kind of territorial behavior is most common when defending mates or babies

[@cheryl4729]

The two geese are mated pair and they have a nest nearby. That is why they are guarding their turf.

[@realScottThomas]

Definitely gives real life Pokémon Snap vibes lol.

[@brent8169]

Bro those cows looking at the camera like “these mfs are serious?” 🤣

[@reddyprahlad]

All of a sudden KZbin want me to watch wild goose attacking cattle

[@darkdaughter5966]

2:04 freakin' horses walkin' by. x'D

[@booboodavila]

I like how the cows are looking around, like, “oh hell. Here Kevin goes again, fucking ‘roid raging as usual.”

[@sunnykent7885]

Ozzy man reviews please 😀😀

[@wendybutler1681]

Do geese nest on the ground? Protecting their eggs, perhaps?

[@ninc3d3m0n4]

1:37

[@Hybridious]

When you greet your new neighbor or roommate.

[@ikanas]

this feels like pokemon snap LMAO

[@JETZcorp]

It's like a cat and dog type relationship. Except it's goose... and cow. "GET AWAY! GET AWAY GREAT BEAST!!" "Hey buddy? You okay? I like grass. We can share." "STAY BACK! DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!" "You're funny. I'm gonna call you George. Why are you hitting me, George?"

[@davidtosh7200]

Maybe the cows will have a goose dinner. What do you when you cross a cow and a duck? Answer: Quackers & Milk."

[@Graycata]

It seems like cows have lost all survival instincts

[@burieddagger8064]

You can tell the lady goose has eggs on board, look under her tail how it looks kinda droopier than usual

[@lilahdog568]

The dinosaurs really fell off

[@godlycatwastaken]

Canadians: We have the most dangerous animal in the world, The animal:

[@porschamcelrath8046]

Did I just watch a goose SLAP a cow???

[@mariaaxc7045]

when i leave you wanna keep doing this , but when i come around you dont wanna , goose up .

[@gobyivvivilvaq]

**Confused Cattle noises**

[@dragonslayer2998]

That are having a meeting but they were not agreeing on the terms

[@fulcrum2951]

You aint wrong, negotiations has been like this for a long time

[@LimeLivesMatter]

You mean, Wargeese?

[@wendybutler1681]

My mother, all my life, "Geese are mean!". She greatly resented relocating from the big house in town out to the farm after her Grandfather payed off his depositors with personal finances when the depression closed the banks. My family owned the bank in the tiny Minnesota town. She didn't like outhouses, either. But she really hated geese!

[@timbrender]

You would think big cows like that would not be afraid of a few geese

[@Javelina_Poppers]

Angry geese vs nosey cows............my money's on the honkers.

[@Peacemakerblue]

I feel like they negotiating over land

[@BockDAB]

angry birds

[@John14-6...]

Geese are so freaking mean! There are some hilarious videos on youtube of them chasing people and other animals. We all should be thankful that geese are not the size of ostriches. Lol

[@CBF1]

Looks like we have some cattle herders here, a bit like sheepdogs. Cow herding geese shall be known as Cattlegeese lol.

[@forestcityfishing4749]

Cobra chickens vs Ground beef

[@davidtosh7200]

Somebody is going to have a big duck dinner.

[@joshk4187]

Those geese now have bragging rights once they get back to the other geese . How they stood their ground against 4 or 5 400lb beast and made them retreat.

[@samjohnstone1356]

thats some angry geese, its quite funny when they attack people 😅

[@enenao]

1:40 VICTORY FANFARE!

[@jgray852]

Aww the geese have babies

[@giovannifunaro5408]

I love geese.

[@Anthony-hi7bw]

Gerard Coppola until they attack you

[@giovannifunaro5408]

I'm not going dislike an animal because it protects its offspring from me hurting them.

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

In this case the geese did appear to be protecting the perimeter of a nest, but living in Canada I can tell you that they will also attack you for plenty of other reasons, such as if they're sitting in the middle of the footpath and you're just trying to walk by them. Any other animal would just move to the side to let people by. Geese will defend that piece of land they arbitrarily claimed. They don't even move when they're standing in the middle of the cycle path and you're riding at them ringing your bell, they just stand and hiss at you. I've twice played chicken with them on a bike and they won both times, though one flinched at the last second before I swerved.

[@RCsFinest]

@@OntarioTrafficMan they're bored tf? 🤷‍♂️

[@burieddagger8064]

@@Anthony-hi7bw don't get to close to them during mating season and you'll be fine. Either way they are a 10 pound bird, and you are a 150 pound ape.

[@johnnyfromlpe360]

Hello. I've been trying to find a way to reach the creator of this clip but YT doesn't allow us to send private message anymore. How can I reach you out? Is there an e-mail? Thanks!

[@yuchenwu6215]

geese never lose

[@ExtrovertedCenobite]

If the cows were to walk up to the geese and not stop, guaranteed those geese would move out of the way. Geese have a bully attitude, if you challenge them, like a bully they will fold!

[@rubymcfadden5544]

I didn’t search for this but I’m alright with that

[@robtierney5653]

Stampede! Stampede! Stampede! C'Mon Bettsy...

[@gamerthunks]

don't care, no matter what you tell me, not once will I accept that geese are doing anything good

[@burieddagger8064]

Geese are great. They mate for life and are intensely loyal to their mates and young, and very territorial when defending them. In this clip you can see the one goose is full of eggs, and the gander is just trying to defend her and the little spot they've staked out. They don't know if the cows are friendly, they just see a pack of huge creatures surrounding them. It's kinda beautiful how these little 10 pound birds are willing to confront almost anything if they feel it threatens their mate or their young.

[@raebey2064]

I wonder if they are protecting a nest

[@AflacCupSeries]

Rae Star yes they are. You can hear the babies chirping.

[@edgravity]

I hear Ozzyman

[@isaacwilsonalt9362]

1:38 Attack a Cow

[@lastsigil7241]

Buncha bullies.

[@territorres4008]

cattle geese ?

[@maxyar0n]

⚡

[@isaiahdbuckles7037]

Evil ass geese

[@tavoncharles416]

Still waiting for them to attack?

[@burieddagger8064]

1:37

[@davidtosh7200]

How big ducks vs cows.

[@karlmonet]

Dinosaurs!

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

Beware of the Canadian cobra chicken

[@fusiontailgaming9315]

LMAO

[@giovannifunaro5408]

Plenty of other places to graze . . . don't go near our babies. I wish humans would be so responsible with their babies. If you make a baby, then you take care of it. Not the taxpayers.

[@jimbrown341]

The Geese remind me of Democrats and the Cows are Republicans. The Geese/Democrats are loud, vile, angry, and vicious. The Cow is just minding its own business, just trying to live life. The Goose/Democrat wants to remind the Cow how annoying it is, and try to ruin its day so the cow can be as miserable as it is. That's the most accurate comparison you will ever hear. LOL!

[@thecatfather857]

Spot on.

[@himbo2335]

I guess that’s why all mass shooters are republicans

[@thonbrocket2512]

>vile, angry, and viscous Like a skunk in a bowl of honey?

[@chrissiebawn9357]

😀😂🇨🇦💥👍

[@SuperiorAmericanGuy]

Those two geese don't even have a nest or any goslings

[@tangiblemammal5273]

that you know of

[@nowseemefly]

steaks

[@mikeshogunlee]

When the wanna bes Meet the true thugs.

[@anglenaughty1288]

It seems all the bravado from Mr goose

[@b1njjj95]

The cattle look so confused, like they're not sure whether they should be afraid of the geese or intrigued by them.