WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON?

Streamed on 2/16/22
/ schlatt
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/ bucknrift
Managed by Moist
/ moistdx

[@wormicide3651]

I ended up falling asleep during this part of the stream and the fever dream these conversations induced is one for the books.

[@thecurioushomosapien30]

Care to share?

[@stratford1]

Care to share?

[@Frostfire_202]

Care to share?

[@megamindfrommetrocity4089]

Care to share

[@TeepBep]

Care to share?

[@tateanderson213]

To the people in chat saying “sign language” as if that’s some kind of solution to not being able to communicate with humans: Sign language is a form of communication.

[@ttacos]

people just want to find loopholes lol

[@dinofeino1811]

It wouldve been a solution if it said can't talk but since ASL is a communication it doesnt work. Asl can be argued as not talking

[@tateanderson213]

@@ttacos I’m all for finding loopholes, but just breaking the condition that is set isn’t a loophole lol

[@maddiesmenagerie8853]

Communication is such a vague term. You may as well say you could never see humans again. Since, even something as simple as pointing at something is a form of communication. Basically doing anything can be interpreted as intent and thus a form of communication even if the assumption isn’t accurate.

[@kidwhat6664]

@@maddiesmenagerie8853 building on that, a way that can be achieved is to dumb your mind down to one of an animal, where you can't even show what you are thinking with your body, which at that point the question should just be "pros: you are monke. cons: you are monke."

[@owo1744]

Pyro: A furry Fundy: A furry Schlatt: Unconfirmed Furry Jaiden: Artist Jack: What?

[@onesoggychip]

Jack: manifold

[@Digitaaliklosetti]

Dude's brand is literally his fucking goat fursona how is that unconfirmed

[@ofresco2]

Jack: Bri'ish

[@well0you745]

jaiden said she was a furry in one of her videos

[@crystalblister1]

@@well0you745 no she didnt, she said she bought a fursuit as a joke to hide her face at vidcon

[@yardstick4625]

Schlatt and Jaiden is such an odd collab but damn, they’re hilarious.

[@rampageblizzard]

there are like 5 other people in this video too lol

[@yardstick4625]

@@rampageblizzard thank you so much, I had not noticed. You have opened my eyes.

[@johnpizza950]

@@yardstick4625 gosh, u r such a little sussy baka

[@WhoTookQuwhu]

@@johnpizza950 how old are you?

[@johnpizza950]

@@WhoTookQuwhu underaged, but its sarcasm so dont worry

[@ozvoid1245]

You know, I originally questioned whether Jaiden really fits in with this group, but after she sent that "apple juice" video, I would like to retract my original doubts. She's perfect.

[@temutemacular]

For the sake of my negative sanity, please tell me what the hell that was so I don't succumb and search up the video.

[@TomokoxKuroki]

@@temutemacular its an innocuous home video of a girl drinking apple juice that may or may not have some vodka in it until (spoiler alert) 9/11 literally happens right outside their window

[@EXTREME_FLUFF]

@@temutemacular It's a video of a girl drinking apple juice to calm down after the planes hit the towers outside their window, and then the one of the towers collapsing. There's nothing bad in it, but it's oddly terrifying, just because of the circumstances and ordinariness of it.

[@temutemacular]

@@TomokoxKuroki oh I already saw that but didn't really come into my mind. Yeah 9/11 videos are fucking terrifying.

[@Muddytony20]

Of all the random assortment s of creators, I was not expecting Schlatt, Jack Manifold, Jaiden animations, and Two furries to be in a call together

[@truesoundwave]

You mean Jack Manifold, Jaiden animations, and Three furries?

[@evanmontague9456]

@@truesoundwave …I hate that by our definition you are right

[@zackarynunley2545]

Everyone always forgets Connor :((

[@conan8819]

eat pant conar 😭😰😭

[@username-fj2oe]

@@zackarynunley2545 who?

[@bleepbloop5162]

Jaiden calling eating “mid” is something I feel in my cold, hollow soul.

[@manoftheinternet4734]

It's worse when you remember she had an eating condition lol

[@aiskeo1459]

@@manoftheinternet4734 you mean disorder?

[@manoftheinternet4734]

@@aiskeo1459 ye

[@prolyhigh]

Yeah, it's related

[@robyyyne]

Whats mid?

[@revel8683]

This is literally the funniest fucking stream ive ever watched. Pyro, schlatt, jaiden… connor, jack, fundy… some of the funniest people in the same vc. I love this so much

[@SagemaGrindset1894]

lmao the title of this vid highkey brings me back to that Stalin press the button game he did years ago

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

I was trying to work out if that was Pyro cos he never introduced himself by name

[@Stella.22g]

I really hope "Schlatt" doesn't press the same button he pressed in 1999, it still petrifies me to this day

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Funny bastard

[@boombusmcgoobe3663]

this is a fu

[@conan8819]

this is a fu

[@JackChop]

this is a fu

[@drewciferchrist6577]

this is a fu

[@benburns6598]

Hearing jack talk about being born after 9/11 makes me realize that some of these guys are actually just like 1 year older than me and it is blowing my mind.

[@hannahsanchez2043]

I know right?! They feel like our elders

[@rhyslloyd3681]

Good to see “schlatt”’s “cat” “Jambo (Soup)” is doing well

[@kay_theRemifan]

Same

[@LukeLaczynski]

Id like some jambo soup ngl

[@nerbles7472]

@@LukeLaczynski 😳

[@tybosh6961]

Wasn’t this before his last video

[@kay_theRemifan]

@@tybosh6961 it was after (I think)

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

the "make anything but live in void" question is really just a question of if you would be okay if knowing in the back of your mind you're actually alone forever but in exchange you get god like powers. which like who needs existential dread when you can make a reality where you can jelq

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Honestly if it ever got to me, id make an avatar that while I'm in that avatar I don't know shit and experience the world I made with a fresh lense

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

Step 1 recreate the planet from the neolithic period Step 2 let them evolve Step 3 have various god intervention moments that make people believe that God is a real being Step 4 become Jesus Step 5 get crucified Step 6 come back to life Step 7 dip

[@dinosaurus1172]

3:07 just constantly move the sumo wrestlers outside to generate more, and then make a giant crowd of sumo wrestlers on the road amd have them march towards Washington DC menacingly, as they keep being generated from your house so its just an infinitely long line of sumo wrestlers on the road, and eventually you can pull some Rumbling type shit and just have them cross the entire country in a long line

[@chopp6587]

This is genius

[@derpidius6306]

its the rumbling of sumo wrestlers

[@darthutah6649]

Or use them as a power source

[@realsandwichjones]

nah you become homeless and watch as the entire earth fills up with sumo wrestlers

[@dinosaurus1172]

@@realsandwichjones depending on if you can control them, you can just get them to stop at some point. or just close the door to your house

[@F4AM]

ofc pyro, the man who previously does inflation RP, would press the button on sumo wrestlers.

[@UnbrandedSpace]

As a pyro fan true

[@elsaucio8828]

Furry fart rp*

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

Based.

[@polkarfield]

For the animal one, just use a parrot as a middle man

[@itsmejb]

200IQ

[@steel4388]

Perfect VOD to watch while I wait for March 11, 2022, 9:43 a.m. GMT!

[@Starylunamoon]

im not up to date on most things, is that a date i should be worried about orrrr

[@sodasignMC]

@@Starylunamoon its the date JSchlatt predicted Elizabeth’s death

[@bigguy4101]

@@sodasignMC the day i celebrate is the day this prediction comes true

[@beewillow6089]

wait idk time zones has it passed yet?

[@georgerice6488]

@@beewillow6089 in grenwhich mean time its 4 mins away so ill have to wait and see

[@DementedDuskull]

The best question would've been: "you get games, unlimited games but no games"

[@user-li3iq6pf6z]

I haven't seen "Jschlatt" press a button since 1953, when he was threatening his enemies with nuclear weapons.

[@Tdelliex]

oh so you weren't there in 99

[@oneeyedgent]

Can't believe "Jschlatt" pressed that button in 1999

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

56:47 had me in fucking tears. Such a funny joke

[@silverslayer8079]

I love how this collab is straight-up mixed with 5 completely different people who have different talents and personalities that mix so well together

[@EVRNDR]

The Artesian Builds logo is such a funny, poorly aged part of this stream lmaooo

[@Wally2011]

came here to say this lol

[@sanderbos4243]

What's the context for that the logo has aged poorly?

[@Wally2011]

@@sanderbos4243 just google artesian builds and you’ll see how much of a shit storm their CEO brought upon himself leading to the company becoming insolvent and will probably be declaring bankruptcy soon.

[@jaewol359]

@@sanderbos4243 The CEO basically mocked a small streamer and denied her a promised free PC despite the fact that she was giving them free advertisement. He then proceeded to do the corporate apology and froze all money, including the employees pay without them knowing. Weest and Critikal have good videos on this.

[@pancakenotes9996]

7:13 the cancers are like the infinity stones bro you gotta get them all

[@aussie_boi6643]

I've never thought in my 15 years that Jaiden Animations and Jschlatt would team up

[@disguysaysda4708]

agree

[@colingilmore1856]

I feel like the lucid dream one would be fun cause then you could pretty much fight whatever you want every night

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

I was in boarding school and so I would always watch jaiden. It’s wild to see a huge part of my childhood be friends with another creator who makes different content and see her there, I really like it.

[@the_neon_08]

Shoutouts to the guy to said "to the backrooms we go" on the lucid nightmares question

[@theelephantintheroom69]

54:31 All jokes aside, Schlatt seemed pretty shook by this and was quick to change the subject, damn...

[@RZLXVII]

It occurred to me after that part of the video that he's from New York, so when he says he saw the twin towers fall he doesn't mean on TV

[@ItWatchesWithoutEyes]

Gaining the ability to speak to animals and losing the ability to speak to humans is actually pretty simple if you break it down logistically: they never stated you can't relearn Human communication. Even if there's a clause stating you cannot, if you show this talent off to enough people, you'll be paid just to be on the internet and live lavishly without needing to speak another word to another human again.

[@eeti5658]

three of my all time favorite youtubers and two other funny men in a call, best jschlatt stream maybe ever

[@adichatterjee]

Thank you for uploading these!!! Especially since I can’t catch the streams

[@kinko4786]

I liked that Pyro and Jaiden also was in this livestream. They are really funny

[@beady5831]

19:28 That's easy. If you want to say something else, just take over the Simpsons production team and force them to do an episode with the words in it.

[@northpenguins]

...how do you tell them to do that?

[@egg-cafe]

@@northpenguins I'd assume you can write.

[@glancy0616]

I don’t think it would be easy to take over the entire Simpsons production team.

[@kzep7494]

Always a treat when you upload

[@floating_through_space8985]

Jaiden and schlatt is a combination and I'm here for it

[@user-zv7yb4yp9g]

comfy stream man, keep these coming

[@inabox8399]

The Ultimate Clicking Speed. I really enjoy this stream and this VODS are a great idea.

[@interfurr]

31:47 you can kidnap someone you hate and when time resumes they become useless and worthless

[@glsso.]

what makes you think of this

[@jaxx1360]

14:55 I had that phenomenon happen to me. My life had finally turned around for me in it and my dreams started coming true in it and I lived up to like 25 years old in it and I woke up and realized it was just a dream. I cried for like 5 minutes straight after.

[@adam8728]

I keep forgetting that schlatt and jaiden are actually friends and remembering this fact is just great

[@codythorpe3879]

7:15 that's tough RIP Techno

[@hellothere1072]

In my dying moments from having cancer I would by all big companies and shut down the world taking them all with me

[@peoniibud]

Based

[@garfwzhere4014]

just finished watching this. Great video

[@simplyluner5866]

Ty for thsi amazing video schlatt

[@dantevitale5714]

43:33 My dude was presenting the main reason I was avoiding pressing the button as a positive for pressing the button.

[@Rytoast99]

I heard the J in “Jschlatt” is actually short for “Jambo” (soup) Or so the Germans would have us believe

[@somerandominternetuser5730]

Those damn Germans

[@kerodine]

Wow that was a very unexpected Norm Macdonald reference. You clearly own a dog house.

[@weaselly_moment]

the J stands for jelq

[@Rytoast99]

@@kerodinea dog house? Do you teach logic? Logic at the University? The University of Science?

[@Rytoast99]

I dislike my own comments to ensure quality control just an fyi your information

[@loobly]

On the topic around 15:00 one time I had a dream that was like basically a week of my life falling apart without me knowing why and by the end of it I was just completely alone and hated by everyone I knew and then I woke up, sat up in my bed, and just kinda sat there for like half an hour contemplating what was real bring depressed as shit

[@NotFrank420]

Inception

[@FirebaII0]

Damn

[@CH3CKM4TED]

56:46 “this is what the queen did” now, only about half a year later

[@whoisRaca]

Will big guy press the button in a nuclear power plant? Find out next time fellas, hope jambo is good 👍

[@caberknight9013]

27:38 if you go back in time to stop something from happening, that thing will never have exited to make you go back in time in the first place. Time paradox. So the question doesn’t really work

[@beansaresodelicious]

if you do that you will get erased/fade away bcs your timeline don't exist.

[@nolnbenket9092]

24:26 technically you could get married very late in life and be guaranteed 85 more years

[@HDMIcord]

This is one of my all time favorite streams, has enough time passed that you could do another one of these😭

[@milanhorvath7472]

“Wow, what a great group of guys. And girl”

[@jonoxes8662]

With the jump thing. Yes, you don't have to jump the max height. Just jump higher than any other human, but not high enough to hurt yourself. You could compete is any olympic jumping sport. Also, if only your knees are regular strengh, bot not the rest of your body. Land on your head or back. It's basically just "you can jump higher and everything but your knees get super strengh.

[@robs8966]

24:00 you’re also immortal if you get engaged and never married, it’s the easiest press ever

[@theelephantintheroom69]

17:36 If you were visiting the aliens and their planet was orbiting a massive object with extreme gravitational pull (e.g. a black hole), time would go by like that. Interstellar explores this time dilation on the ocean planet where 1 hour is 7 years on earth.

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

This is such a legendary crossover. MCU eat your heart out.

[@samsveryniceaccount9258]

Got some mad nostalgia from this

[@waynesaint1401]

The animal crossing music is one of the best aspects of watching vods. Keep up the great work man!

[@Bluecheese2142]

Lucid nightmares are like playing Doom with all the cheats.

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

“Dr dolittle did not get bitches” -chat

[@the_shrub_0]

jack and Jaiden in the same call is so surreal

[@boi829]

ok at about 11:00 the building jump question: I would take this without a doubt because of the implications of being able to survive making such a jump. To accelerate to the necessary speed before your feet leave the ground would require a ridiculous acceleration; since the distance over which you can accelerate is limited by the length of your legs. Therefore your body is probably capable of withstanding insane levels of acceleration. I would take this power without ever using it to jump buildings because this is a very superhuman improvement to your survivability in general; perhaps you can comfortably withstand 50 g of constant acceleration (just a guess without doing calculations. It is going to be so much harder to die in an event like a car crash, a fall from a high place, etc... and there are probably more relevant scenarios that I am not thinking of. Not to mention your insane leg strength. You probably have muscles that can produce the greatest pressure of any biological muscle on the planet by a huge margin.

[@maxwellmulford5898]

I’m always perplexed by the people who don’t push the buttons that are ‘Here, have this ability that you don’t already have. The downside is either nonexistent, or doesn’t exist unless you use the ability.’ I don’t understand not pushing those.

[@b0nefide]

Regarding the one at the beginning being able to jump building, it says your "able" too. You could still jump without going over buildings.

[@tthebeasty1]

Dude I lucid dream all the time and all my dreams literally feel like movies

[@itsjt8217]

Pushing buttons is the core mechanic of video games, so heck yeah

[@anaccount4354]

This group was so perfect for this stupid of a game.

[@reubenparnell1604]

Yo this brings back memories of year 8

[@jakubwawa]

When the Gabe Newell button appeared there were so many people asking "Who?" and i'm very dissapointed.

[@bencam8178]

there was legit no negative to the building jumping, because you don't have to jump that high but you have the ability to.

[@tweeleaf]

i love the little ram at the bottom right corner

[@jukebox222]

"How's it goin boys, my name is Schlatt" never gets old.

[@nah-dx3wc]

I like the thought of there being a random discord server with a ton of random big youtubers

[@nbaspinna8906]

29:50 they would hunt you down as an unlimited source of energy

[@satorukuroshiro]

Loophole to the first one: you buy a shitty place for almost no rent, that will be your "house". The place you stay in will be your "vacation home" that you actually put all your effort into.

[@hater18]

crazy that i started the stream, watched a bit, and then realized i had been there for 40 minutes without realizing

[@unbrokenboi9070]

Better then half the content creators ever

[@thiagox1]

oh my goodness gracious

[@stephen42007]

37:50 sometimes I get nightmares where I know I'm dreaming and feel completely lucid and awake but am unable to change anything, just experience scary horrible stuff in vivid detail like I would in real life begging myself to wake up

[@loansharkbass]

“there’s nothing wrong with that. press the button.”

[@kestrel7493]

When I lucid dreamed it was the most underwhelming thing. When you know its a dream it's just not investing anymore. It's like just imagining really well. You know it's not real and none of it matters. You can see how none of it looks real.

[@saint5837]

44:06 funniest part of this VOD in my opinion

[@Boocus_]

As a leafs fan I’m hurt

[@GalacticSlob]

The fault in our stars...bro thats a good one

[@moggymoo022]

Pyro, schlatt, fundy, jaiden and Jack is such a godly combo!!!

[@pocketfest.4366]

yes, i "will" press that button.

[@nade7242]

"I saw schlatt mention sumo wrestlers so I joined"

[@wolfbomber3801]

The big issue with having memories of a previous life after being reborn, or if you could be reborn when you were originally born with your current memories, is that your memories would get replaced and you would forget a lot of the stuff until it happened again.

[@Muroko.]

this is an amazing combo pyro jaiden schlatt jack connor and fundy beautiful

[@klaytonfeldman3614]

For anyone wanting one of the hats they're talking about, look up "goorin bros animal farm" into Amazon or whatever and you'll find them

[@Fairing1]

The one that says you get the ability to make anything you want reality but you'll be alone in a vast space of emptiness, is just literally being god XD

[@_Egg_]

This game reminds me of a story we had to read for school a few years ago called “Button, Button”

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

An All nightmare Lucid Dream is just gonna be Dark souls

[@nocredits8066]

28:32 I would push the button and before I die (if I get old or smt) I would travel back to the exact moment I gain this hability and tell myself the things that I lived and experienced to do different things

[@elliott7268]

Did anyone notice that schlatt has Artesian builds up as a sponsor in the top right? Rip. I wonder if he knows what happened to them 😂

[@chloet7546]

an article i just found said “Esports org OTK, who severed ties with the company after a long-standing partnership forged in October 2020.”

[@Spookeh-]

Schlatts vods help me go to sleep at night

[@randeys998]

i will infact, press the button

[@duxtorm]

37:11 Fundy, bro, Jaiden literally said that

[@CURSEOFSANOGAWA]

56:47 not anymore, Connor...

[@sophasaf]

Yeah, after philip died she had no other loved ones to take from

[@Electricdynamite]

calling it now schlatt + akinator + jambo in a codpiece

[@stinky-toe15676]

The instantly reborn with memories one I would press to use it once or twice then just die.