Wilson On Speed | House M.D..

[@TonyPerez816]

Upon learning that House bought him a coffee, Wilson's first move is to check that he still has his wallet. So classic!!

[@hihtitmamnan]

lmfao i didn't get it until i read your comment

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

this is how shows need to be again, they need good actors that will improvise when they know they should or have good writers/directors that will make sure these kinds of moments happen cuz they have an attention to detail for the characters they helped create

[@tjjordan4207]

The big mistake was drinking anything from House.

[@oldred2470]

Plus either way it was a win for house

[@exveemonking]

I assumed he was about to offer to pay House for grabbing the coffee.

[@TheFlair4thedramatic]

I love how House spikes so many of his coworkers’ drinks that he keeps a mortar and pestle in his desk.

[@tsmitz8184]

It was from trying to spike his own drink is what I always took from this scene

[@atharali6390]

Xxx

[@atharali6390]

Xxx

[@Clouddistrictsnob]

@@tsmitz8184 Not the case. He anticipated that Wilson wouldn't trust him and purposely offered him the clean one.

[@rehaniftikhar3266]

0000

[@gloomyblackfur399]

"You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson.

[@princesurein7275]

He knew his blood type at one episode and wilson was like jesus fucking christ you creep xD.

[@GrifoStelle]

👍 you're at 666. Take my symbolic like

[@freshpulp112]

I really expected House to correct him about this but maybe he doesn't want Wilson to know, then he'd be forced to admit he cares

[@rohan123456ful]

Not only that, he knew he wouldn't trust him to take the coffee cup that he gives, so he kept the one he would aside😂😂😂, such mind games

[@speed150mph]

That makes it sound like Wilson is special in that regard. House makes it his business to know absolutely everything about everyone he knows or deals with in a professional or personal capacity.

[@aaronvector4750]

"I'm not on antidepressants I'm on 👋SPEEED👋" has to be one of Wilson's best lines of the show🤣

[@morfeyy-]

foreman: "we have to stop retracing our steps... and get ahead of this thing" wilson: "house... you've tanned"

[@Maweena]

Speeeed 🤗

[@Holder_25]

That's right

[@Crowswing19]

It keeps catching me off guard, it seems like the funniest moments have passed and then he does his demented little jazz hands

[@lunaticxyz9999]

Aha you yawn 😂 ,Aha you trying to kill me 😂

[@ramiyanes8607]

“A heart attack isn’t gonna kill you, you were in a hospital!” -Dr. House

[@MirzaAhmed89]

*you work

[@sowhat...]

@@MirzaAhmed89 *you WERE

[@EmperorRahem]

@@MirzaAhmed89 how does it feel to be wrong when telling someone else is wrong?

[@meleardil]

Well, despite the 185 heartbeat his oxygen saturation was pretty low, only 90%. I would have worried about that much more!

[@Noelfriday]

@@EmperorRahem Not him but I would feel pretty embarrassed and not comment anymore

[@patrioticjustice9040]

"I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" Are you sure it's not lupus?

[@DrAskildsen]

Speed/molly or Amphetamine is a stimulant that is similar to methylphenidate used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Methylphenidate is an amphetamine-like substance used in drugs to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in children and adults. Most feel good on this, maybe dehydrated. Funny how he tries to simulate it was another drug he took. House took it to the teeth like you can vith cocaine because it sedates the mouth and also perfect to rub in the teeth if you have pain.

[@patrioticjustice9040]

Nephilim I know, it was a joke. Look in the threads of these clips; Lupus is the big joke of the series.

[@DrAskildsen]

@@patrioticjustice9040 I know, I was just in that zone to give info. Hehe, no worries. I planed to reply to the joke too, but already clicked the button, and didn't want to edit it.

[@meowdy3490]

Its never lupus!

[@jartmd]

Meowdy you beat me to it

[@blucheez19]

I bought you an espresso *Wilson immediately checks for his wallet

[@moodlampActual]

Didn't even notice lol

[@mkratos17]

Stuff like that made the show great lol

[@FretHead420]

That's me as a boss xD

[@ThashaPN12]

😂😂😂

[@The_Stray]

I also liked the bit where House mixed Wilson's coffee with a pen then immediately put it back in the cup.

[@SteveCowlishaw]

"You dosed me!" "Yes, but only because you didnt trust me" lol always gets me

[@MrRepoman197]

House's logic: If he doesn't take the dosed coffee I can take it instead!

[@tjjordan4207]

It’s a surprisingly justifiable reason. Illegal, but justifiable.

[@cix9420]

@@tjjordan4207 well House is a genius so I think he realized it wouldn't hold up in court that he attempted to give him some coffee and he ended up taking the coffee House intended to drink off of his desk which was dosed personally for House.

[@greenbareet]

@@cix9420 That is a solid point. You sir, would be a great lawyer

[@ryuzakikun96]

I think he just drugged both cups of coffee and just didn't drink from the other cup.

[@KyanosBFF]

His soft little "sorry" when he takes the heart rate thing is adorable

[@EPrimeify]

Oximeter.

[@shengwu9077]

@@EPrimeifycool

[@neileapenninan8706]

@@EPrimeify it has both in one device dude

[@EPrimeify]

@@neileapenninan8706 huh?

[@neileapenninan8706]

@@EPrimeify oh it was a pulse oximeter my bad, I took the name literally

[@JDMatthias]

The lady being "felt up" still had a reassuring sense of wholesomeness after being creeped out

[@RiteshSingh-po7tm]

Wilson was super wholesome so in return she was wholesome too

[@KantHandleThis]

Yes, she’s an adorable character

[@beanshady]

She wanted to bang him. Only plausible explanation.

[@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239]

J.D. Matthias women get molested and raped daily. They are use to men being creepy and hitting on them. It's perfectly normal to be hit on and to care about people. Women are caring creatures that generally try to care for others in need.

[@THESLlCK]

@@KantHandleThis nothing to do with the gazungas?

[@limvoux]

"AHA, YOU YAWNED!" *"aHa, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"* I strive to have their relationship dynamic.

[@chaosdweller]

U have a very strange attitude

[@itsjustvin7630]

@@chaosdweller not so strange really

[@chaosdweller]

@@itsjustvin7630 lol

[@TheGamexsplosion]

Vin Sama strange

[@itsjustvin7630]

@@TheGamexsplosion eh not really.

[@DemonicRobots]

I like the little detail of House asking for Wilson's pills and he refuses, but Wilson asks for House's pills and he immediately gives them to him

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

1. Mops up his fault 2. Can claim Wilson is a hypocrite 3. Wilson actually did put house on antidepressants, so he didn't wanna double dose him

[@justthememelordsnextdoor9120]

I mean he dispenses vicodin to his clinic patients on the daily soooo

[@Inkspeckle]

also I'm pretty sure antidepressants are much more difficult to get right than painkillers. with painkillers you know pretty quickly they're working correctly, because the pain goes away (or gets at least more bearable). Figuring out the right antidepressant for someone can take months or years even if its done by a professional who knows the patient well because there are so many different things you need to factor in to decide whether they are working "correctly" or not. you can't just hand someone random antidepressants and that cures their depression, it doesnt work like that at all.

[@Nimish204]

Wilson had actually dosed House with antidepressants. He didn't want House double dosing.

[@sirkelendor5429]

​@@Inkspeckle well no anti depressants cure depression, they work like painkillers, they bring the symptoms to manageable levels, depression(as i understand it) is the brain not producing dopamine correctly, so the anti depressents do one of two things. They either A. Introduce dopamine to the brain or 2. Help by dulling the emotion receptors in the brain to bring about a more neutral mood Im not a doctor but this is my best guess

[@fawkes6352]

"And to think... your cup was the one spiked all this time." House: "They were both spiked. I spent the last few years developing an immunity to speed."

[@lizziearnold9819]

Princess Bride vibes 💙

[@ooin_otaku4282]

@@lizziearnold9819 haha I thought of Princess Bride too

[@MasterArchfiend]

The best part is that this reference would actually work in the show.

[@BassRacerx]

it's call ADHD lmao

[@LudaChez]

@@BassRacerx and you give people with ADHD methamphetamine. The generic name for Adderall is methamphetamine.

[@drakon6878]

Wilson: *Takes "Houses" cup* Me: "You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

[@bluemartian9]

YOUR A FOOL TO ATTEMPT TO MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!!!

[@Behemoth_Rogue]

My name is Gregory House, and you helped cuddy cut up my leg, prepare to die!

[@ngossett75]

They were both dosed. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to amphetamine powder

[@reyyoung7767]

INCONCEIVABLE

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

God I love you people

[@stagna1959]

Wilson slipped antidepressant into House `s coffee several times to make him more "happy . ", more normal. House realized that and that is why he put speed into Wilson `s coffee.

[@Lord_Cynrik]

House didn’t know until later. House thought Wilson was on the antidepressants and drugged Wilson to prove that he was

[@ECW5320]

@@Lord_Cynrik These niggas are crazy.

[@underdude9818]

Brb going to spike my coworkers drinks with speed

[@Pyan3z]

Not exactly: House dropped anphetamines in Wilson's coffe to prove HE was on antidepressants, but didnt figure out untill later in the episode that Wilson "refused" to give him the antidepressants in this scene because he didn't want to give him a double dose

[@AngelMendoza-um8pm]

He didn't realize it yet

[@w-ols-7199]

This is one of the funniest sequences in the show. From House gumming the leftover speed, to Wilson with the big sarcastic 'Im on SPEEEEED.'

[@hihtitmamnan]

you actually pointed the least funny points of this clip

[@youtubenerd7898]

“I’m not on antidepressants I’m on spEeEeeEEEeeEd.”

[@damirjelic7594]

I cahf taljmy

[@youtubenerd7898]

Damir Jelic can you repeat that again, but in English?

[@damirjelic7594]

I cant talk I am on speed (and I was writting that on speed)

[@youtubenerd7898]

Damir Jelic oh

[@lauralebel]

Im not on antidepressants IM ON SPEEEEEEEEED

[@quietplace8455]

*”I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on SPEEEEED.”* ^Wilson doing his cute, awkward jazz hand’s^

[@maximumeffort5877]

SPEEEED IS KEEEY

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

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[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

....

[@willowd0ll]

I love that moment 😂😂

[@CrusaderDom3]

LMAO I KNOW RIGHR ! Like why did he did that with his hands ? 😂😂😂

[@ADunleavy]

Imagine being a patient and then your doctor leaves while saying he is about to kill someone.

[@katl3892]

There was an episode when patient told Chase that he killed someone then he admitted to kill four people. And Chase said try to not to kill anyone till I back.

[@victorpradha9946]

Imagine being a patient, the doctor is doing a breast exam and winks at you while his hand is on your breast...and then he proceeds to put a pulse ox monitor on his finger and is profusely sweating... Becomes angered and shouts that he's going to kill someone. Are you coming back THERE for your next follow-up?

[@victorpradha9946]

@@katl3892 That's because Chase figured out the guy was confabulating which was neurologically based!

[@katl3892]

@@victorpradha9946 I know that 😂 I figured it out, even I'm not a doctor.

[@websterri]

@@victorpradha9946 He was so nice about it though. She was very clearly not put off by it at all, more curious.

[@nathananderson7962]

The fact that they were both drugged makes this episode so much more satisfying. This is my favorite House MD episode of all time. It really shows their relationship and distinct personalities.

[@agentseptember7185]

They weren't both drugged. House held up the safe cup knowing Wilson would pick the cup that was not offered to him and get spiked

[@nathananderson7962]

@@agentseptember7185 Later on in the episode he says both cups were drugged.

[@HolySeven-sk2hf]

Which Episode is this ?

[@nowandaround312]

​@@nathananderson7962 He never says that, I just watched the full episode. It's clear that he puts all of the powder into only one of the cups. At the end of this video when he tells Wilson "I wouldn't drink that" that's not the coffee from earlier, he made that drink for himself after he got home. He was being drugged though, Wilson was secretly giving him antidepressants, that's why he backtracked when House said he'd start taking them.

[@zen_7748]

@@nowandaround312 Is that how you interpreted that cup Wilson was about to drink from? I interpreted it as House's leg being in too much pain, so he pissed in the cup instead of standing up and limping over to the bathroom. House makes vague pointing gestures toward his bathroom as he was trying to explain to Wilson why he shouldn't drink from that cup.

[@RightfootWestHam]

"Im late for a ... breast thing"

[@lockedontarget770]

Foreman: *confused pikachu face*

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

No! More like "Dude wtf is Wrong with you?" LOL

[@vinnieg6161]

@@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp the natural calmness of foreman is perfect to compare to wilson on speed ='D

[@SmilingExecutioner]

I mean its what we all think before turning it into nicer version

[@installshieldwizard3017]

I don't know what I'm saying. YOU know what I'm saying!

[@HaloLvl43Legit]

Lol I have severe ADHD and take 52mg a day. It helps me concentrate, but I'll never forget when my buddy (who doesn't have it took a pill without me knowing, convinced that it was a placebo). He cleaned my entire house, drove to his place, cleaned his entire flat (which was filthy/he was a hoarder), drove back to my place, told me Feminists are a plague that needs to be cleaned, then watched the news for 12 more hour then went to sleep. He also asked me for more (I declined).

[@BIGDDrome]

You don't need pills for adhd what you need is physical exuration and something that relaxes you maybe music or video games.

[@hunterthomson2012]

@@BIGDDrome well life doesn't always allow for that. yeah im going to go for a quick jog during work or class, let me just listen to music mid-job, or a game. and i know i probably come off as rude but life can be busy and sometimes those meds are needed, but its people like you that invalidate others from taking those meds, ive seen people be scared of taking them because there peers says ADD or ADHD doesn't exist or is invalid and ive seen those people struggle, its sad

[@anhnhvn]

@@BIGDDrome Really? Are you a doctor?

[@totoro-chan7700]

Lmao this is the most amazing thing I've ever read today 😂

[@ajomagurd]

@@BIGDDrome HAH if ADHDers played videogames as treatment then we would never get anything done. Also I would love to become a hunter gatherer and be exhausted at the end of the day but modern society does not allow that to happen. This is like saying people with depression should go for a run. Sure it might help a little, but its usually much more severe than that. Severity warrants drugs. If you've tried everything and it hasn't worked, you try the drugs. Simple as that.

[@matthewbradley3395]

"I clearly cannot take the cup you offered me because only a great fool would take what is offered him. I am not a great fool."

[@SirTreehugger]

You surely have a dizzying intellect.

[@VTX-Live]

Wait till I get going!

[@keeganmckristlly3234]

Where was I... Australia. Yes, Australia....

[@knopflerfan9069]

lol that was my thought watching that part too

[@samcochran8203]

@Amilah And you must have suspected I knew of the powders origin, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me Your just stalling now You'd like to think that wouldn't you, you've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me

[@ibrahimjaved5574]

I salute how Wilson still manage to look her in the eyes throughout the whole conversation.

[@deemah3602]

tbh when you’re on speed you barely have fear or let alone awkwardness

[@ibrahimjaved5574]

@deemah3602 I'm talking about the fact he didn't stare at the other eyes ;)

[@alexmaster99100]

"I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeed!" lol

[@lindsaymcauley9345]

alexmaster99100 4:12

[@ericvargas5499]

Shut up nigh

[@Larkinnz]

Is it funny that I read this the same time it happened in the video

[@padfoot1178]

alexmaster99100 speed I am speed

[@DriftDesu_]

*Octane when he uses stim*

[@ReflectionEternal2]

Wilson: "YOU DOSED ME!!!" House: "Only because you didn't trust me!" I wonder why he wouldn't, House. XD

[@damat9607]

If he trusted him house would have got the drugged one so not on house

[@ShimSladyBrand]

damat 960 right

[@EmeraldCrocodil]

@@damat9607 If he trusted him I bet House woluld have began to search for another way to dose him. Both because he needed to know if Wilson was taking antidepressants - and because it's FUN! :D

[@sabinatsang]

The irony of the fact Wilson dosed House too (with Antidepressants)

[@kheperasekmet5197]

Like nurse Jackie that was a good show

[@maestrobjwa90]

I just lost it when House licked the pill residue off his finger like it was barbeque sauce 🤣🤣😂😂

[@generichuman2044]

He wasn't licking it, he was gumming it lol

[@rabbitearsguy]

He used a mortar and pestal. He never actually touched it.

[@rabbitearsguy]

Oh wait nevermind xD

[@forestrot666]

That was a gum dust my dear.

[@MomMom4Cubs]

I chortled at this comment as well. I'm not meaning to mock the OP; I just found it cute.

[@goodnight4u]

I think anyone who takes ADHD medication can appreciate this performance. That exchange with Foreman is 100% spot on for those days where you take a full does when you should have taken half.

[@iprobablyforgotsomething]

Not really, because if you *actually have* ADD/ADHD taking stims DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH. It makes you calm, because your brain is not functioning as it should be -- which is why your executive functioning doesn't function -- and the medication corrects this. People who get high off it (and I don't mean "anxious/agitated" but actually high) are people whose brains already produce the proper chemicals and automatically regulate them, but with pills are now getting an overload of them. . That's why people with ADD/ADHD on stims are *taking meds* but people without that condition are DOING DRUGS.

[@goodnight4u]

@@iprobablyforgotsomething Yeah but having ADHD doesn't make you immune from taking too much medication. If I stay off my meds for 2 weeks because my workload doesn't justify dealing with the side effects of ADHD meds, when I start again usually 7.5-15mg is enough to get me through my day. But if I've been taking my medication daily I'll eventually need the full 30mg prescribed dose. Taking the 30mg on a day when 7.5-15mg should have been taken will make you feel like your brain is vibrating in your skull.

[@saifblade]

@@iprobablyforgotsomething hmm i got diagnosed with adhd. I struggle with executive functioning. When i take 30 mg it seems too intense, but i recently switched to 10 and it helps me a lot but doesnt last too long. Also when i used to take 30 itnwould wear off. I also have ocd and and the stimulants exascerbate the ocd.

[@willcoffarchives]

​@@iprobablyforgotsomething wrong. They clearly said full dose. An overdose effects anyone

[@Alex-vl1mk]

I sure wouldn't be able to tell that since it doesn't do that to me

[@PrenticeNeto]

Foreman's face when Wilson leaves rambling is priceless

[@joebenzz]

The "dafuq?" face XD

[@Gold6240]

@@joebenzz "You know he wants you. You know he's good. You know he can make you good." That was a tiny bit sexual, Wilson xD

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Prentice Neto, his whole speech to Foreman was so right and so wrong all at the same time, ha!

[@bjchit]

"Oh Jesus, House is taking downers and he's taking uppers."

[@samuelshearer8686]

Vicky Stark Aa

[@jlodog]

"I can't give you my prescription, you have to meet with a psychiatrist... you need a whole work up" *Now give me your Vicodin*

[@andrew7taylor]

The hypocrisy is so everyday, it's astonishing!

[@andrewwitham8493]

Ironic ay? 😂

[@jeffbrownme2]

Isn't this because Wilson was secretly drugging House with antidepressants though and didn't want him to OD?

[@tsetsgiindelbee1340]

@@jeffbrownme2 yep

[@jawadmohad333]

😭

[@jovivh6584]

“That means it’s a symptom of a cerebral tumor, you got six weeks to liiive” That joke didn’t age well

[@vanerek]

Well... It was more than the six weeks

[@f2detaboada]

That was the point of the joke

[@VicRibeiro777]

@Ellusionist Tricks what??? something happened to Wilson!? :'( my fav character...

[@Para1122]

@@VicRibeiro777 Perhaps you shouldn't look at comments when you don't know spoilers lmao

[@akiraic]

he made the correct diagnostic and made a joke about it, but yes.. sad

[@haley.murphy]

"i'm not on antidepressants, i'm on 👋SPEEEEED👋" best line from wilson🤣

[@thebananamelon5065]

Wilson on speed is me trying to fit into society. The resemblance is scary

[@calm_compost]

Wow....

[@ebbietee98]

Iconic

[@riannekuilder7374]

DAMN THAT'S TRUE! I almost never speak in public but when I do I just start rambling.

[@annajormungandr5449]

Hey at least your not house

[@therealconniefrancis]

😂

[@cybellekaehler4627]

therapy: expensive the wilson on speed scene: free

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you ever do a breast exam on speed?

[@ISeeYou.mp4]

@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue Wilson sure did!

[@CoCantz]

3:46 "You dont know my medical history" Ohh! Thats both cute and ignorant, Wilson

[@heyhoe168]

lmao

[@wessltov]

Didn't House read his dossier all the way back in season 1?

[@John-en4vd]

Don’t*

[@comeoncarl5616]

@@John-en4vd don't*

[@John-en4vd]

Stereotypical KZbin Commentator #503 that’s what I said mong

[@user-il1db4fr6t]

His face journey when he realizes he’s been dosed absolutely kills me

[@h0ctApmoingay]

Why is Wilson cute? Why do I find this man who is at my father's age cute? I can't stop smiling

[@wolf2468]

bro same, season 1 he looked so young i thought his mannerisms were so adorable. i looked up pictures of him in his 20s and he's kinda hot ngl Edit: there are model pictures of robert sean leonard and ethan hawke that are *chef's kiss*

[@Nanyael]

Love you, girl

[@moguldamongrel3054]

Cause you have underlying daddy issues

[@Ease54]

I look just like Wilson, with your eyes closed.

[@revenge856]

Your a sad lonely person who needs a boyfriend

[@madhushrutimukherjee]

I love how dastardly perverted House is, and how utterly well-mannered Hugh Laurie is. The contrast is bloody brilliant.

[@ØBL3D]

@Divergent Integral im sorry but i like house more than wooster

[@alecmueller3299]

Wilsons reaction at the end "YOU PUT DRUGS IN THIS ONE TOO?!?"

[@garrettreish5644]

He didn't put drugs in it, he peed in the cup. He said he had to go to the bathroom and his leg hurt (aka didn't wanna get up).

[@lindasmith6316]

@@garrettreish5644 LOL!

[@mikevignola4213]

I swear it's like A-Team flashbacks when they have to drug or trick BA to get him on a plane

[@delanorrosey4730]

@@garrettreish5644 When I have to urinate, I guarantee I can easily overfill a coffee cup. I thought he put alcohol in the coffee cup to boost the effects of the vicodin because he said his leg was hurting him. Wilson has antidepressants, amphetamines, and now vicodin in his system. I don't think it would be a good idea to chase all 3 with alcohol shortly thereafter.

[@dustinbenzel8704]

@@delanorrosey4730 He would've said he put alcohol in it, that's not something you would be coy about.

[@matthewmontgomery6885]

Robert plays it so well, I'm almost convinced he literally just took a dose before filming 🤣

[@ac4th371]

House and Wilson had such great chemistry. One of the best duo's on tv.

[@Echelon-xh8mb]

FIFA 99

[@christophergoree6357]

Holmes and Watson...

[@akkipakkii]

Harvey and mike from suits ♥️

[@hakurei06]

Wilson: Well I can’t give you my prescription, you need to see a psychiatrist. Also Wilson: Give me a vicodin

[@sillyking1991]

tbf, the former wasn't potentially, imminently life or death

[@guuhs]

He did Spiked houses coffe sometimes without prescription hahaha

[@shelbypictureslimited4621]

He was lying. He didn't give House another (yes another) antidepressant because he ALSO dosed his coffee too and didn't want to double dose him

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

Wilson was goin to stroke

[@joshmartin2744]

To be fair, House didn't have a (legitimate) prescription for the Vicodin either.

[@Lone_Wolf91]

Willson - Excuse me I have to go kill someone. Me - Did a doctor just say he has to kill someone in front of a patient?

[@DeuPKay]

No, dumbass. An actor said it in front of another actor.

[@Lone_Wolf91]

I know dumbass. The comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It was sarcasm.

[@youseff500]

Lone Wolf That ain't sarcasm

[@Lone_Wolf91]

youseff500 Yeah it was because I'm fully aware it's a t.v. show.

[@Lone_Wolf91]

Dun Hilda Maybe although the actor playing the main character is actually British.

[@danieloconnell3139]

Wilson’s first instinct when told that House bought him a coffee is to check if his wallet is still on him lol

[@blackfyre9559]

"Aha,you yawned!" "Aha... you tried to kil me" Gets me everytime🤣🤣

[@Chris_morbius1298]

I put you on uppers and you still yawned means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar

[@country_flyboy]

@@Chris_morbius1298 I'm not on antidepressants I'm on SpEeEeEeEd!

[@oli2328]

House: I bought you an espresso. Wilson: checks wallet

[@branlopgar]

Friendship goals

[@oli2328]

@@branlopgar ikr

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

I figured he’s was paying him back so needed his wallet

[@samgeurdi6351]

He's so smart even diseases bores him.

[@nonexist7386]

Sam Geurdi how the heck does this have 3k likes and no replies?

[@genleeman]

JimMybag 4Life you ruined it. We had a good thing going

[@baghousetechnician9815]

@@nonexist7386 nah I was the same way

[@BethFlower7889]

Bore**

[@Mortsmommy123]

I think they’re boring in general

[@jts12fan]

2:24 The look on Foremans face is priceless 🤣 🤣

[@alexan2717]

He's so done😂

[@MOBHouse]

miss this show so much

[@annubis1912]

And netflix removed it from their library :(

[@2012isRonPaul]

as much as a testicle tumour

[@MrRepoman197]

I wanna see what ended happening after the ending....SPOILER he faked his own death and left with his best friend.

[@starbug1898]

Watch The Good Doctor It's written by the same people and this doctor is completely altruistic with the same genius as House (they wanted an opposite but worthy opponent to House)

[@wlee9888]

Shizz What's your favorite episode so far?

[@piesho]

How do you walk with the cane and the two coffees? I have big hands. This is your coffee.

[@jkm7983]

Piesho Nais I can probably hold two cups in one hand

[@AhsanRabeet]

A tray?

[@iGuy28]

....he explains it... *in the video*

[@mustangrt8866]

"I stacked them"

[@AzguardMike]

"i didnt.... i used this app called JustEat.....here's your cup"

[@anukritisinha2646]

0:38 always kills me xD Also love how Wilson immediately reaches for his wallet when House says he got him an espresso xD

[@JustinMeansRighteous]

I love how House says he got him coffee and Wilson immediately checks for his own wallet

[@meganb.2249]

"You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good." Not only is that House's love life in a nutshell, but that is legitimately the best line of the entire show because it symbolizes (symbolicates even :P) why people inexplicably keep House around. The raving lunatic not only is a good doctor, but manages to make those around him better doctors and people purely by virtue of having dealt with his particular brand of insanity. No, I'm not on speed as I write this...but you should see me when I'm getting busy. ^_-

[@pyromaniac2104]

...are you about to profusely apologise for flirting, grab a heart rate monitor, exclaim the results in a very surprised (almost panicked) way and then run off after telling us you're going to kill someone?

[@millicentchuyin6763]

@@pyromaniac2104 I can feel this was a well thought out comment, nice!

[@pyromaniac2104]

@@millicentchuyin6763 :-)

[@Elfaia]

Can't tell if the girl was into him or creeping out.

[@DekkarJr]

She was into it :P

[@williambrennan104]

I think both

[@RejectReef]

Yes.

[@bstmeg5237]

Little of both

[@robinlaurence6284]

You don’t know women. She thought he was a pathetic weirdo.

[@factbeaglesarebest]

“Give me a vicadin so I don’t stroke”. Sounds funny but it’s true. An opiate or opioid would prevent amphetamine related stroke. Sry writing on phone in rain lol

[@branlopgar]

The hangover the next day would be legendary, and not in the good way... Mixing uppers with opioids is not the best idea unless you are really need a quick cooldown

[@bakabiru2519]

the cocktail is less dangerous than the DARE officer wanted you to believe. three adderall is obviously pretty bad, but you'd need way more vicodin for a bad interaction. or at least i would. also I am not a doctor. Wilson's comedown would still be all amphetamine.

[@wittyreviewer]

@@branlopgar Ignorant person here. Why would opioids counter the effects of amphetamines?

[@hardwirecars]

@@wittyreviewer could be wrong but one is a stimulant one is a depresant. acids and bases type thing.

[@Ridisword]

@@wittyreviewer Strong statement for someone that does not add anything to the conversation

[@yahiadib8424]

"you know he wants you" "you know he's good" "you know he can make you good" "I don't know what I'm saying" "you know what I'm saying" I wish he spent more time on this dose

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

you dosed me!!!!

[@iowaclass5657]

“You don’t know my medical history!” Honestly, House probably does. Don’t assume that he doesn’t Wilson.

[@Crowald]

All jokes aside, Girl getting the exam was absurdly hot.

[@fashionsuckman4652]

I disagree

[@rwalper]

She wasn't even sweating, the doctor was.

[@eldrexonn]

@@fashionsuckman4652 Why though? 😂

[@fashionsuckman4652]

@@eldrexonn i though she was very unattractive

[@gkobosable]

Her name is Shonda Farr

[@star..boy_]

“i dont know what i’m saying- i don’t- you dont- i- you know what im saying- and you know im right!” by far one of the most relatable quotes in this show

[@Avinakayjoon]

"aha you yawned" "aha you tried to kill me" god I miss them 😂

[@bttrl8thnspncr]

What's up ARMY 💜

[@jkt4748]

Like Ernie and Bert.

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

"I'm on *S P E E E E E D* "

[@kanishkchingar751]

Hansane videos

[@fooddrugadministrator4079]

He’s on Speed but not Ritalin!

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

Ritalin SR Ritalin is legal Speed.

[@notoriousblt1038]

4:11

[@babybachelor9287]

"Or you have cerebral tumor, and you have 6 weeks to live" the irony.

[@wabi_sabi52]

irony?

[@aaarjs]

@@wabi_sabi52 the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

[@arij_chappell3273]

Whats more ironic is that all the shit that happens to House as far as injuries go and Wilson died (technically) first

[@TheDJGrandPa]

@@aaarjs That would be sarcastic.

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

Foreshadowing much?

[@nawtmyrealnamelol]

0:44 I just noticed Wilson reaches for his wallet to see if House stole it to pay for the drinks

[@ZeroSteel45]

its such a same its not on netflix anymore

[@Pablo-V]

ZeroSteel45 Lol it still is on netflix, I'm nearly done watching the whole series, I'm on the last season.

[@genkers]

how are you watching it on netflix if its not on there anymore

[@Pablo-V]

genkers I dont know on what country youre in or what kind of netflix you have, but its available in Spain

[@wiiplayxbox360]

I'm in NY, it was taken off Netflix a few months ago.

[@genkers]

you know if i stop to think i about it i would have realize you guys were in a different country lol. i wish it was still available here

[@TondaViewPL]

Such a good actor!

[@Onedayilbeok]

Wilson was the best character on the show I thought

[@WOLFSUPERSTAR]

1K liker :)

[@shahramnv8743]

@@WOLFSUPERSTAR اوکوم

[@Three-Headed-Monkey]

Should have swapped back after seeing House sip from his.

[@eyylmao5370]

3ThreeHeadedMonkey except House probably wouldn't mind drinking coffee loaded with amphetamines

[@wildones9339]

He probably dosed both

[@jonrenielnorca9221]

I love how professional Wilson is unlike other doctors

[@JohnnyS1cK]

I love Wilson. For me, he was the best character of the show. Robert Sean Leonard did such an amazing job!

[@jokerinthebronx]

NEVER trust House when he's doing something nice. Wilson shouldn't have gone within a MILE of that coffee. I miss these two. That episode in Season 8 where House helps Wilson take massive chemo to try and cure his cancer really showed how much House truly does care about Wilson. What he did for him in that episode is hardcore friendship. I only have one or two homeboys I'd risk killing in my apartment if they asked me.

[@argonwheatbelly637]

House and Wilson work, because Achilles and Patroclus worked, and Alexander and Hephaestion worked. It's classic: one soul in two bodies.

[@tjfrye11]

Especially since he took the time to make a video for Wilson while he was passed out for wen Wilson went back to work... He knew Wilson would need a pick me up & saw the perfect opportunity while he was also helping wilson

[@wendyokoopa7048]

House and Wilson is the greatest bromance in modern tv history and possibly due to toxic misandry i.e toxic feminism it would probably not be allowed.

[@tjfrye11]

@@wendyokoopa7048 well ofc… a man going about being the best at what he does, & mocking everyone equally would not be ok... if you're a man, &/or mock women, you're automatically deemed a misogynistic nazi

[@mohamadmahmoud6926]

Tony Mirabella Wilson is the only true person house loved. Well he loved cuddy but the goddamn writers fucked him out of his happiness there.

[@taiwanesestandardtime3388]

"I'm not on anti-depressants I'm on sPeEEeeEeeD"

[@sweetolbrew]

Im a minute in and i love how house knows wilson so well that he tried to offer the UNSPIKED coffee

[@TheGoldcountry]

"I wouldn't drink that." Great line.

[@mandeloo9404]

TheGoldcountry no it's not.

[@BadDayLp]

Mande Loo Yes it is.

[@GoldViolinFlutist]

What was in there?

[@MichuV5]

GoldViolinFlutist urine

[@vsr9105]

Yes, such genius writing... 🙄

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

4:16 he didn't know how close he was.

[@lavans5721]

Ooohhh noooooooooo

[@sowhat...]

Close to what?

[@DoppSkates]

Robert Sean Leonard(wilson) lives in my town, I've met him a handful of times at the local grocery store real nice guy, very polite. Fun fact- he smokes marlboro lights by the carton

[@thekamotodragon]

damn if that's true, that's super ironic, considering i'm pretty sure he dies of lung cancer in the show lol.

[@smellamyblake8352]

@@thekamotodragon No its brain cancer.

[@Flora-vo9ds]

SmellamyBlake it’s lymphoma...

[@thekamotodragon]

@@Flora-vo9ds yea you're right i think, lol i really forgot and messed up my comment, rip lol

[@smellamyblake8352]

Flora X. Lin no it a thynoma, in this thymus(part of his brain)

[@BLK_MN]

Tricking Wilson into drinking the wrong coffee was brilliant. It encapsulates the show almost perfectly.

[@romulusnr]

Ok but Robert Sean Leonard playing someone on speed is hilarious and awesome

[@knopflerfan9069]

"I stacked them" his expression while demonstrating lmao

[@mikehawk9784]

0:03 Me at the pharmacy

[@williamatkinson2906]

💀

[@davidoshaughnessy2074]

This must be the funniest episode I've ever seen. I seldom laugh. And the " You rang ? " Was quoting Lurch. Brilliant.

[@iamrolfie3755]

Imagine how awkward this would be in real life.

[@sebastianmaregatti]

IAmRolfie my bff would’ve reported me

[@branlopgar]

I mean, any patient would have reported Wilson after a line like that while touching her breasts. He would have probably gotten away with it because he had proof he was under the influence of amphetamines without his knowledge or consent, but still. But, if shit like that happened in House, then where's the fun in the series?

[@InVinoVeratas]

House after giving Wilson some Speed : _“You got Pranked!”_ *[COFFEE PRANK GONE WRONG!! ESPRESSO LACED WITH SPEED; GONE SEXUAL!!]*

[@bubblej2]

G o N E S e X U a L

[@JordanP6885]

@Landon Hagerman lol dude what? Did you watch the beginning of the video where he literally dumps crushed up adderall into the espresso cup?

[@katebattista7400]

@Landon Hagerman Yes, the urine spiked his heart rate. So smart.

[@amandastevens1117]

"I'm on speeeeed" *jazz hands*

[@chadhiggins7171]

I've never seen such an accurate portrayal of how someone on speed acts before.

[@artreus7138]

I love how House knows that Wilson will be that suspicious he even won't take the coffee House offers him :D

[@TimesFM4532]

Think it would have been funny if he spiked both coffees

[@attornsky]

"I am not on anti-depressants, I am on speeeed." This was the funniest thing I've ever watched

[@intothelight1713]

All things aside, the girl was cute af

[@alt-monarchist]

Cute???? She was FUCKING HOTT

[@zyaicob]

she's *so* hot

[@shahriarhakim6673]

smokin hot

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

"You don't know my medical history," Wilson, you know house, he certainly does

[@siphy9335]

So proud of Wilson trying to stay pure even on speed

[@andreasviken2949]

That cancer foreshadowing, though

[@sad-womeninthehouse4249]

karilyin wait so does he die of cancer??

[@tino2049]

Yes...

[@dipen7224]

@@sad-womeninthehouse4249 welcome to the sadness bro..

[@justsomeguy2825]

Except Wilson's tumor was in his chest then metastesized to his lymph nodes, not in his brain. Also 5 months to live so.

[@nanaalmani4300]

karilyin Freaking doctors, always in denial of their own health

[@justinokraski3796]

I love how they know medicine so well that they can just trade pills back and forth casually at the end

[@RadagonTheRed]

The fact that House knew Wilson would take the other coffee instead of the one he held out was genius. 😂

[@RamzaBeoulves]

I somehow never realized how good of an actor he is until I started re-watching the whole show

[@abhinayamarykoshy1264]

Ramza Beoulves Hugh or Robert?

[@RamzaBeoulves]

Robert, starting to like him more and more

[@Shiirow]

well when you have a brilliant dramatic and comedic actor like Hugh Laurie to work off of, you raise your game to new levels.

[@Degenerecy]

Just think, the entire time, Wilson was spiking House's drinks with Anti Depressants.

[@ArgonathPL]

"I can't give you my prescription, you gotta meet with a psychiatrist, you need a full work up. Give me a vicodin so I don't stroke" I admit to giggling to that

[@gregoryhouse7208]

“I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on speeeed”. -James Wilson

[@MANdoesminecraft]

4:19 "Mr well adjusted is just as messed up as the rest of us" why did that hit me in my feels.

[@misssmisssymaria]

Randonimityismacabre Because no one is perfect, even tho some love to make it seem like they are.

[@X0verXDriveX]

He should have switched cup after he saw House take a sip.

[@BigMac8000]

You presume that house wouldn't sip a dosed coffee to fool Wilson. Had wilson been that clever, house would've dosed both cups. Machiavellian genius is all about exhausting expectations and applying adequate reasoning power.

[@Shiirow]

he should have simply declined the coffee, he knows full well House is the type to dose both coffees with something. follow your gut Wilson.

[@nyloaf]

@@Shiirow he did 😂 thats how he got dosed

[@tjfrye11]

Nyloaf no, he dosed 1 coffee, offered the 1 he didn't dose to Wilson knowing Wilson would take the one he didn't offer to him

[@hackpen]

I'm late for a breast thing.. You know he wants you you know he's good you know he can make you good..I don't know what I'm saying..I-dont.. y-you know what I'm saying and you know I'm right I gotta go

[@beaconrider]

M-m-m-makes p-p-p-perfectsense to m-m-me.

[@DrBees-ms2vt]

HackPen Lmao! I scrolled down and this came up right as he started to say the quote.

[@kevaninthe4135]

Your avi is perfect.

[@evanjazzista]

RSL is super good in this scene, such a good (underrated) actor! It would be easy to overplay the part here, but he doesn't cross that line.

[@artudetwo5664]

The winking part was awesome 👏

[@allenharper2928]

Really wholesome moment, even if he was tweaking at the time lol