Wish.com Random Item Reviews 4 | Ashens

[@soullessSiIence]

He hasn't changed a bit in 10 years. The most true-to-its-core KZbin channel ever.

[@GavinKapuscinskiRacing]

Lovely guy as well

[@bigrigjoe5130]

AVGN

[@wacknesium]

@Rick Liebe yeah, source???

[@sivartb7273]

I have a feeling the Dollar tree reviews have altered his DNA.😓

[@ChisponGroxo]

We have to respect a man who's been kneeling in front of a brown sofa for 10 years. For our entertaining.

[@BippoErnesti]

"Johnny Hallyday on a pendant" almost sounds like something you'd exclaim when startled.

[@kmatt420]

Bippo Ernesti lmao reminds me of my mother. She always says “Holy Jumpin Jehovahs Witness!”

[@enemyv]

Sam from Sam and Max would exclaim something like that.

[@kidyomu89]

HOLY JOHN HALLYDAY ON A PENDANT BATMAN!

[@redvelvett22]

Tom from eddsworld would say that

[@AgentTasmania]

Ver Nerdcubed

[@buhdumbtsss]

“how stretchy is it- *OOOOOHH* I M M E N S E L Y”

[@thealien_ali3382]

U can shove that up Ur fanny

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

@@thealien_ali3382 thnx for the tip Ali

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

@White Rice thank you for sharing that White Rice, another valuable tip 😑

[@NoBrakesGarageTheOriginal]

Loraine Melody ʕᴖᴥᴖʔ two fists for good luck 😉

[@_REVERIE]

So the joke is... I suppose you can do *this* with it!

[@Joooshey]

Ya know, the like 6 years I’ve been watching, I never once questioned how funny he probably looks being on his knees next to his couch every video

[@BrokenCircus]

Or how much they must ache afterwards.

[@beeeennnnnnn]

I think hes sitting on his butt and his legs like around the tripod or something

[@swago69]

Like an excited kid on Christmas

[@Joooshey]

Ben maybe... but maybe that’s what he wants us to think

[@DucksFor4]

And how he is kneeling on grass since he sold his house to buy more tat

[@peteregan5974]

"Here you go honey. I had to shave and sell my whole beard to get you this keyring, but it was worth it. It remarks on how much I like your butt." "Oh no! This is terrible. I sold my butt to get you this keyring that remarks on how much I like your beard!"

[@leroyjenkins9597]

Dw, your Gift of the Magi joke didn't go unnoticed lol

[@rokronroff]

Possibly the strangest gift of the magi joke I've seen

[@DragonNexus]

Deeply underrated comment.

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Present of Wise Mage Men, this is created by Candy Bar

[@009SOUNDSYSTEM_]

thanks family guy for allowing me to get this gift of the magi joke finally

[@nopaincobain72]

I must say the tongue looks bona fidey creepily real

[@kendarr]

They are used as magic props some times

[@selty]

@@kendarr I've always wondered! Thank you!

[@cannedgoodness9633]

Boner fidey

[@SheezyBites]

You should keep the "I like his beard" coin and put a Jesus key fob on the same ring

[@koenvandamme6901]

Even better: use it with a Mentski key fob.

[@nathanspeake3334]

Put i like her butt on a jesus key ring

[@user-jg6bu2jx8y]

Stephen Pinker no Mary with I like your but then Jesus I like your beard

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Stephen Pinker sounds more suited to accompany a image of the queen to me or Thatcher

[@charlieblack4579]

This is great... You will save humanity

[@bondfool]

That tongue is upsettingly realistic.

[@LaydiNite]

My favorite thing I've obtained from Wish is a set of clip on earrings based of Zoro's (from One Piece). There's nothing wrong with them, they're actually quite nice. The problem is that the box they came in is covered in garbled English. It says "Roront Zorq", at the top, and "One Pisec" at the bottom. The back of the box has an upside-down picture of the crew, and for some baffling reason, the insignia of the Survey Corps. from Attack on Titan. I love this box, and intend to use it to store an equally terribly translated set of Yu-Gi-Oh knockoff cards that a friend gave me, for maximum bewilderment.

[@LepidoliteMica]

Been a while since you posted this, but if by any chance you could find the link for that again I'd love to get it for my sister.

[@able_archer01]

10:44 As someone with basic knowledge of Chinese, I'm not sure what translator they used that translates: "When Courtesy Door Light separates from magnet, the light will switch on" as: "welcome with magnet separation, automatically open the exhibit of lanterns"

[@benn454]

Professor Google

[@spikefallyt3350]

@@benn454 even Google is better than that

[@higherquality]

y/increasinglyverbose

[@poboypowder7567]

benn454 look at his last name and tell me he’s using google

[@river_brook]

I think it interpreted 会 as the noun "conference" instead of the verb "will", man I love brain-dead translation services

[@RenLifeGivesYouLemons]

“How stretchy is i- OH IMMENSELY!”

[@RenLifeGivesYouLemons]

Oh sweet tons of likes lol

[@05Rudey]

Old squinting, looking a bit uncomfortable Johnny Hallyday on a pendant is probably one of the funniest things I have seen this year.

[@Electroporcupine]

Fun fact: The little slide that was put into the light to project the Hyundai logo is called a "Gobo".

[@BBC600]

Dom Guilfoyle It’d be cool if Ashens got a custom “Gobo” made.

[@thacooltiger373]

How? How did he get Hearted

[@insertjokehere]

@@thacooltiger373 'An excellent comment'

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@thacooltiger373right... ashens never comes into the comments

[@no-vp3zz]

"and a giraffe which has been hanged by it's neck until death" I'm dead

[@connorhowlett2489]

So is the giraffe

[@no-vp3zz]

@@connorhowlett2489 you got me there

[@-Hail-15]

@@no-vp3zz E

[@fattesttitsincairo]

“This guy who I did not recognize in the slightest” Stu, as a French person I really wish I were you in that moment. I’ve had to see this man’s noggin everyday on the news ever since he died and even before that.

[@monsieurjulio5142]

Dio Brando on dirait que son enterrement a duré 2 ans tellement on s’est bouffé des infos sur lui

[@GoldberryVideos]

I am Dutch but everytime I have visited France I have been bombarded with Hallyday stuff. The mans literally everywhere in France

[@jerome2794]

Quand j'ai vu la photo apparaître ça m'a juste tué 💀💀💀💀

[@thecodex0994]

@OfficialCloud9 stuart

[@shamusbob7969]

I googled Johnny Hallyday recently because of the french movie Antigang and sorta recognized him but didn't know who the fuck it was lolol

[@BTBSOUNDS]

9:40 I've never been more terrified and aroused in my life

[@CorndogCrusader]

Me too. ...me too...

[@Eternalsunshinejewelry]

THE GRUNTING HAHAHA

[@mandero6682]

My sleep paralysis monster be like :

[@6ixConfessions]

Mmm, the gift that keeps on giving.🤤

[@6ixConfessions]

@Abrilla 2 M 😂 🤣

[@Teddyton]

"the third nicest bag I've seen this second" ....wait.

[@ind3n]

Where's the other two? Hmm

[@eliteentity2773]

Brandon Aun off camera... his room is full of bags. And da couch.

[@Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM]

BOOBIES!!!!!

[@paradoxity_]

that's illegal.

[@redneckmafiagaming3083]

Did he say second or segment? I heard segment

[@dwarfbunni]

I'm envisioning you using one of those tags for a pet at some point. One day someone finding ashens lost cat or dog that has all his contact information on it and on the other side it just says "I like her butt"

[@firmestshrimp710]

One of my favorite video series he's done yet. I like the way he repeats every search term twice every time. Don't know why just something satisfying about it.

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

It's like children's television. For very odd or bad children.

[@annabrown3337]

Aww my daughter would love the giraffe keyring... loves giraffes and that shade of blue and the correct initial

[@JonFawkes]

That "courtesy light" thing has a surprisingly high projection resolution

[@xHdDude]

We actually have these on our car, and they look really good and kinda flashy when you get in or exit the car

[@evilutionltd]

It doesn't use pixels so doesn't have a resolution.

[@lasolady]

@@xHdDude same but with vw :)

[@MatthewJBD]

@@evilutionltd iT doEsnT HavE PiXelS!

[@guser436]

@@MatthewJBD ? What are you making fun of?

[@zh84]

As soon as I saw the LED scrolling skulls I thought "The Silver Skull is going to LOVE that..."

[@Chaos89P]

An excellent Skull.

[@Arthurzeiro]

That thumbnail is triggering the PTSD from the ox tongue video.

[@spook9155]

The first one I couldn't finish- somehow worse than whole chicken Skelton in pus

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Fritz wait what

[@luigi55125]

@@AFarmerCalledChicken There was a whole chicken in a can. Or at least, it was a chicken at one point. Possibly. More just a lumpy foul looking liquid in a can.

[@jmj8596]

that's the same thing I had ... lol 🤢

[@Battledongus]

That video was the first things ive seen online in years make me actually wince.

[@DromiDraws]

The rubber tongue may be for practicing tongue piercings, probably

[@SunfishFan68]

Sanya Du Faulkes im sure you can use it for alot of practice ;)

[@messofjuly]

MrSuperChaosGuy Archives you’re like ten calm down

[@SunfishFan68]

Abigail Burgner Lolwut how am I ten?

[@kiidreflex]

@@messofjuly LMAO

[@UKEDNHAT7]

@@SunfishFan68 bro look at your channel and profile pic...

[@TheMortalMan]

Silver skull cameo! Also those glasses are pretty cool. I'd wear them but only for a little bit.

[@UnknownGamer40464]

I'd put them on the flashing box pattern to assert dominance over the helpless epileptic scum.

[@desmondalloffo7915]

@@UnknownGamer40464 lol that's some funny shit

[@dobsonator]

Finally I meet someone with the same picture

[@Ingestedbanjo]

GIRLFRIEND TOTAL COST: £2

[@stormwatcher1299]

Cheap date!

[@learnitdoitearnit9764]

Not just cheap, it's the only thing you can find on "Wish" that actually has a better quality then the original.

[@davidgutierrez8297]

Real Girlfriend TOTAL COST: 50% of post tax income for life

[@Snowyy78]

@@davidgutierrez8297 true

[@Crimsonedge1]

£2??? I fucking wish. Costs more than that for hand-cream these days.

[@davidcoghill8612]

The face of Ashens touched the brown sofa. The apocalypse is very near.

[@theaceofdaves4121]

I NEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!, THE TEXTS WERE TRUE AFTER ALL!

[@LeeDee5]

I'm scared because god knows how much asbestos and lead are on that couch by now.

[@ColdEthyl92]

@@LeeDee5 Judging by all of the awful food he's had on there, I fully expect a cloud of graphite and some Russian guy denying how it got there.

[@haida.pie00]

Dee Ca. Asbestos 😂😂

[@Arbteron]

This video is what I wished for right now.

[@KillerKilometers]

I see what you did there you cheeky bugger

[@TheIrkenEmpire420]

Badum tssss

[@sarads7877]

5:36 that’s a vortex (or at least that’s the way we call them in my country) we used to use them during pe at school, you are supposed to throw them... whoever throws it the furthest wins “Professional” ones also make an unsettling whistle-ly sound when in the air, so that people know to watch out for something falling

[@urosstojcic4652]

Srbija

[@genericusername4206]

Sara Ds what’s your profile picture i used to see it everywhere a few years ago

[@sarads7877]

generic username 420 I’m honestly not sure where it’s from, it must be an anime. They were everywhere cause putting it as your profile pic was part of a contest to become pewdiepie’s moderator.

[@Glowingfed]

It sounds weirdly like a Stuka

[@jogiff]

The fins keep it stabilized so bad throwers can throw it further. For someone who’s actually good at throwing a foam football it would probably reduce distance. @@genericusername4206 it’s an anime called K-On.

[@tylergarza8695]

"that's like the third loveliest bag I've seen this second" What a comedic mastermind

[@MathewWithOne_T]

I honestly wish 9:40 was the first time I saw Ashens' face

[@Akkuzi]

Pun intended?

[@ianbridge3270]

Lol I agree. What a face reveal that would have been. You know, statistically I'm sure it is the first time for at least a few people.

[@flyde6521]

@@ianbridge3270 yup

[@mliak.6579]

It was for me Ahahahahha

[@myristicina.]

It was for me

[@MrDynamite110]

Oh boy, that Engrish on the box is giving me flashbacks to the violin video...

[@zacthompson5580]

The violin (violin) is a kind of a super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument. The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments". For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo. The Violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu melon nai)

[@LeeDee5]

I visit that video when I feel like complete shite. It works wonders.

[@MNNski]

That rocket ball is just that, a ball for playing catch. The fins make it so it's easier to make a spiral throw. Great for training to throw an American Football ball. Used to love those things as a kid.

[@MatroxMillennium]

Yup, I had a Nerf brand one.

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

Looks like the magic stone from Dragon Tales. I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart!

[@robertbruno916]

My primary school called it a vortex-Charlie

[@gingerale1591]

@@QuartzIsAnOxide Isn't that show called Dragon Tales?

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

@@gingerale1591 Yes it is. I didn't remember and couldn't be bothered to look it up lol

[@alpacamoose4378]

That tongue thing made me laugh WAY MORE than I should have 😂😂😂

[@centurybug]

I'm genuinely impressed with how well the courtesy lights worked. The logo even has shading! IDK if this is a thing in other places of the world, but it's been a trend lately for high-end cars to have a light that projects onto the ground when you open the door so you can see your feet or something? They're also called puddle lights, and most of them do have the brand logo.

[@hingadingadurgen9215]

I've watched this guy for 5 years, and like someone said in the comments somewhere. He's still awesome.

[@ExperimentIV]

just noticed ur name u from norway?

[@hingadingadurgen9215]

No haha. How does that have to do with Norway? Excuse my dumbass

[@KDR95]

@@hingadingadurgen9215 6 months late ao rip, but from as far as i know its a spongebob reference. Leef or leaf Erickson Day celebrationing vikings. And some vikings originate from norway.

[@robertdale2964]

I laughed harder at you with that tongue than I should have 🤣

[@danielgreen7342]

I absolutely lost it at 9.40 😂

[@a-r-s-serenity3730]

i watched him a lot but that something i thot i wold never see him do XD

[@nevincox8205]

9:40

[@higherquality]

I like that he repeats the word as if we didn't hear it correctly earlier.

[@samholdsworth420]

It's like being in school again

[@koreyosborne1292]

GF: Go down on me Me: ok *pulls out creepily realistic fake tongue*

[@EpicLebaneseNerd]

you know you are old when u recognized Johny Hallyday in under 1 second from that pic....i think his ''i can't stop waiting for you'' is the reason he came up...

[@TheWhoamaters]

I had a neighbor named Johnny Halliday. I didn't care for him

[@Nevusien]

Uploading at a sensible time. Are you OK?

[@Amdor6]

Based on that fake tongue bit, I'm not entirely sure.

[@Amdor6]

@Teamgeist At 3 AM on 21 May.

[@OhMyGadd]

Thats what I was thinking. I'm normally asleep when he uploads so I and up missing a few videos and have to binge watch later.

[@pixelcat_yt]

At a sensible time, but at *50* fps. What even?

[@Mephiston]

9:40 is a clip to remember for the ages.

[@frankboiiz5888]

I remember watching the Poundland food review back when I was in year 5 I like the fact that the review videos haven’t changed pointing the camera at the brown sofa

[@anononomous]

"My "H' door light has been stolen! That's how people know it's a Hyundai! What's the point of having a Hyundai if you can't show it off?"

[@Wanton110]

The rocket is a knock off of a Nerf Toy, I had one as a teenager, you can throw them REALLLLLLY far

[@jaredatkinson1071]

Ya there called vortex the really hurt if you hit someone with it

[@FluffySakii]

He can't acknowledge that because it's Nerf or nothin'.

[@lmjohnsono]

Nerf Vortex RULED

[@yesticles]

I had one of those Nerf Vortexs with the little plastic bits that made it whistle when you'd throw a proper spiral. That was pretty cool for 1997.

[@JamThaFab]

I think your rocket is supposed to be a very terrible Nerf Football. A American eggball with a tail to make it fly better while you toss it around with some friends. Oldy but a goody

[@bonedragon5077]

You know, I always thought that Nerf balls were an international thing.

[@fxckrio]

We have them in Australia, so I'd assume so

[@chicagorilla4983]

Exactly this....big thing in late 90s early 2000s nerf vortex I believe

[@Markworth]

This is correct. The original was red and blue and would fly through the air with quite a bit of vigor. Err, VIGOUR.

[@50centgotshot9times]

I remember the ads for them here in Australia except I can't remember what they called them. There was a specific name for them and I can't remember if it was the nerf company that made them or someone else

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

Wow, is this the first appearance of the Silver Skull since Quest for the Gamechild?

[@Battledongus]

There was a very brief one where hes like you've forgotten me in that bit with the grass masks in one of the Christmas videos

[@nathanclark2424]

@@Battledongus and in the end to the 2016 Halloween special. Granted I understand if anyone forgot that he was there, as I could barely watch the outro. That was legitimately disturbing.

[@carlab994]

The tongue is for magic tricks. Really, know that one when the magician sticks a needle in his tongue? Well that would be the thing they use.

[@nicandknacksandseans]

Carla B oh god, I’ve been doing that trick all wrong! No wonder I’m banned from my local mall!

[@Liltinasmile]

@Unshaken Productions art.

[@chieflongsock]

That "rocket" is just a football(american) from the 90s that was suppose to go farther when thrown because of the wings Edit: I believe it would whistle when thrown too

[@Thena_the_Grey]

scary terry the whistler one was a separate toy. They had plastic bits in the sides that did wonders in your hands when catching it that caused it to whistle.

[@Ghorda9]

it's called a vortex.

[@asmrtpop2676]

Chris Peterson there’s ones that whistle as they fly, as OP said.

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

Not just the 90’s, they still sell them today in the cheap-o stores

[@Chubsandsubs]

They're called a vortex football

[@azfarfenner9834]

Apparently it's 19GB of Shrek hentai

[@IneptOrange]

_He's inside us all_

[@sk3l3tor416]

is there a dropbox link to that? can i get it? for research

[@angriimann8349]

@@sk3l3tor416 Dropbox? Are you a normie? At least keep your hentai on Mega!

[@johnathanbutters5766]

Azfar Fenner can you send me the link to that?

[@Spike1885]

"Shrek is love shrek is life"

[@davemash82]

I know a face that would be better in the pendant than Johnny Hallyday... Chef Excellence!!!

[@-snek.]

"An Excellent Accessory."

[@cmdrw0lf708]

snek. An excellent idea

[@ExperimentIV]

ashens needs to sell that cause i officially need it

[@nirim_does_stuff]

I got an ad for wish on this video. Ashens, you’ve done it, you mad man.

[@TheHutchy01]

I've been on an Ashens/Barshens/Cheap Show binge. It's all just Wish and Noodles.

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

A year later and 12:03 continues to be one of my favorite moments from Ashens ever.

[@gk6018]

It’s a Hyundai Accent, but for some reason there’s a Mercedes on the package lol

[@emrosejane]

ThatStancedKid “it’s J M L” advert

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

He knows it's hyundai

[@BloodyBobJr]

Why does the microphone sound like Ashens is putting around in a motor boat?

[@chrisvisser-fee2631]

I'm super confused by the microphone. Maybe he's just a decent editor but like the sound quality of his actual voice is passable, why does it have the fucking weird feedback thing.

[@cmdrw0lf708]

Chris Visser-Fee poor electrical noise reduction on the mic

[@jennamarie1812]

or there are attack helicopters surrounding him?

[@Mousy677]

he was

[@danielt8960]

At 9:39 I played it back on 0.25x I do not regret this.

[@kaysaxgod5943]

Omg I'm fucking dead for real. You are a genius

[@heathery1]

I needed that laugh, thankyou. Genuinely ❤️

[@GmodPlusWoW]

You know, I think I saw one of those weird fake tongues stuck to the ceiling of the main pool in the Westcroft Leisure Centre. Well over a decade and a half ago. I have no idea how a fake tongue got stuck on the ceiling, especially since that ceiling was a few stories up, but it's baffled me since childhood. Also, great to see the Silver Skull return, even for so brief a moment as this one.

[@LukeBillwalker86]

That fake tongue was probably a mushroom growing from the ceiling, man.

[@bananacabanalol]

If there wouldn't be a built-in taser in the microphone, it would actually sound decent

[@Tan-bi7gf]

I'm so happy I've found this channel but also kinda sad that I've missed out on 13 years of this quality content 😂

[@on1manshow]

You need to fill that empty void in your life now.

[@spas9001]

How many years has it been since the last Silver Skull appearance?

[@HHog]

At least 76 billion femtoseconds.

[@spas9001]

@@HHog Your choice of unit of time is extremely on-brand for this channel, I approve

[@Battledongus]

You're forgotten me you've forgotten meeeee!

[@SeraphimKnight]

@@HHog damn that's at least a solid minute

[@citroenboter]

Since the Game Child move right? Or did he appear after as well?

[@tudythegangster]

Well at least those giraffes will know not to mess with you.

[@connorPiper0]

"Does Honda make the Accent?" "Is it a Hyundai Accord? I thought Honda made that" Oh dear

[@kruleworld]

oh well. we all had a Fyundai

[@ikmnification5737]

I used to mix up who made the Fit and Versa as they look nearly identical. Now Fitbit makes a Versa. 🤷‍♂️

[@jamesarmstrong-jones5082]

China, Japan and Korea are all the same country

[@dpc4548]

@@kruleworld That, my good friend, is a very forced pun. I had to work really hard to figure out how to pronounce that to make sense (^o^)

[@aspookyknucklehead1309]

Connor Piper hahahahahahahahahaha

[@danabyrd891]

You put lots of smiles on my face and that ain’t a bad thing..... love it!!!!!

[@carrotman]

"I like his beard" "I like her butt" I think I might just keep both...

[@noahm.9091]

It’s 1 am, forget sleep I’m binge watching Ashens

[@danielm2142]

Exploitable noises at 9:40, I might make a .webm of it. Also it was nice to see the Sliver Skull make a cameo appearance after many moons of absence.

[@Brooks0511]

Can’t believe Ashens does not know what a nerf ball is

[@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481]

The Silver Skull needs to wear those from now on. Permanent addition.

[@PKEin]

Me and my Fiancée were on holiday in Paris in December ‘17 and we couldn’t get away from “RIP JOHNYYYYYY”. We found it weirdly hilarious since this guy was a big deal who just didn’t really break outside of France

[@bilal00276]

I like the fact that you included the delivery within the 5 quid. Most channels just ignore the postage

[@bikecheeky8315]

"But hey it looks like a gemstone to a very untrained eye" had me dead

[@philosoraptor777]

Kneeling in front of your 1970's couch again, huh?

[@annapruitt5546]

Eddy S it’s even funnier to imagine him sitting criss-crossed style on the floor 😂😂😂

[@chieflongsock]

Imagine his key ring said.."I like her bush" lmao

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

"For you money you got a solid USB drive" They are all solid state memory. Badum-psh!

[@dogfish3373]

I dare you to actually use that Giraffe as your key ring. Do this and I give you my word that I will support your next crowd funding initiative.

[@noka79]

Why would he not, it's a key ring to put a key on or do you worry that someone might see your key ring and say look at the state of his key ring

[@dogfish3373]

@@noka79 Yes, that is what I worry about. You have discovered my greatest fear in life.

[@dogfish3373]

@@fluxieevt It has nothing to do with what other people would think if they seen him using it.

[@shanobian]

Quest for the game child sequel

[@comradeurod9805]

Finally the god of tat throws more knowledge down to us plain mortals

[@Chaos89P]

Solely by the grace of the gods of tat can we say that we art bless'd.

[@Matter655]

@@Chaos89P we peasants do not understand his powerful language

[@scott8919]

He knows so much that Hyundai will now sell Accords.

[@alicehancock1]

I was really hoping the second keyring would say "I like her beard"

[@justfriendsgaming6151]

"Could I have some Ice Cream?" "Just a spoonful." *pulls out comically large spoon*

[@prizegotti]

I believe the relevance of "Wait" to Johnny Hallyday is because during his very minute acting career he was commonly cast as a waiter.

[@DarkFruit]

The shape of a the "Johnny Halliday pendant" is also known as a "dog tag" American soldiers (and maybe British, I'm not absolutely certain) have them on them all the time they are in service, with their name and number stamped on them, so if they are killed in combat, their remains can be easily identified, is the horrible truth. It is weird that it became a piece of punk jewelry, and they now emboss the faces of singers on them, and unwitting civilians go round wearing them like it's nothing. What an appalling existential nightmare we live in.

[@PhilOsGarage]

Motorcycle racers wear them too

[@joseislanio8910]

Phil'O's Garage with the hallyday's picture in it?

[@Spentbrass42]

back when i lived on a military base a friend of my stepfather made me a set of dog tags once but with how life is over the years i lost them

[@robrophside3691]

This is already one of Stuart's best series.

[@Dragonfire511]

Who likes scrolling skulls? Joel Vinesauce!

[@57F.K]

Expand dong

[@Xurikyo]

B O N Z I B U D D Y

[@Dragonfire511]

@@57F.K nice to meet you.. expand dong

[@57F.K]

@@Dragonfire511 kup teraz

[@Dragonfire511]

@@57F.K alright... predgaz

[@cdeer17]

is it strange that i was literally surprised that ashens talked about steven universe i mean really most youtubers beyond show theorists and such always surprise me with their interest or knowledge of the show O.o

[@Ali-yy5bc]

Crimsonreaper it’s a mildly popular show but it’s still odd

[@thomastheangrytankengine2753]

"What If He Doesn't Have a Beard? What If She Doesn't Have Butt ?" -Ashens

[@Formoka]

I kinda want those glasses.... but I doubt I could wear them over my own glasses.

[@Trieh]

Worth a shot, and if not, maybe your optometrist carries a set, ha.

[@_RED_-]

*looks at thumbnail* God Lord this man bought countefit Thai organs

[@codfish246]

lmfao I thought it was an organ too

[@matthewfair9195]

Nobody: Exhibit of Lanterns: Opens

[@davea3641]

Got a wish ad just now lol

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Is it just me, or does the Exhibit of Lanterns sound like an area from Tenchu or Sekiro or The House of Flying Daggers?

[@CactusTeam]

I've literally grown up watching ashens review pieces of tat and it makes me so happy we still get uploads today

[@FC_mania]

Nobody: Ashens: "HI-UN-DIE"

[@nyris115]

5:20 Its an American football. when you throw it the tail makes it spin and divebomb.

[@__aceofspades]

More specifically it's a clone of a 90's toy, the Nerf vortex football.

[@Okurka.]

*handegg

[@PsychoSoldier01]

@@Okurka. dude haha epic never heard that one before!!! did you come up with that yourself???? haha ball not sphere funny joke!!!!

[@Tridd666]

It's just a football thanks

[@Jadey]

@@Tridd666 lol no it isn't 🤣

[@ThePotFather]

ashens referencing steven universe, my heart couldn't take it, I died of happy

[@theprimo100]

Good job getting Warwick Davis on just to model some flashing glasses.

[@ProfessorSkitz]

wild, i used to watch him so many years ago and he still uses the same couch. very comforting in a weird way

[@maelie314]

My very first car (not including my parent's car that I drove in high school) was a 2005 Hyundai Accent that I bought for $5k in 2011. It was a very serviceable cheap car that lacked any luxury features (including such fancy things as power windows), but hey it got me from point A to point B! Never knew I could have fancified it with some neato Hyundai-branded lights :P

[@kittenlou3742]

love Aliexpress for craft items great prices and so much quicker delivery than wish

[@landofgrundo]

Also aliexpress are way cheaper and have a great dispute system in case something goes wrong

[@katiedm3533]

The stickers and washi tape you can get are so good for the price

[@carz7949]

I am VERY suspicious that Ashens and Yahtzee are brothers

[@UkeofCarl]

carz 79 Don’t be.

[@sharona1981]

I live for these videos, Stuart is so damn funny. I love how he hasn't changed his video format one iota over the years and it still absolutely works because of his humour. On a completely unrelated note, he's blooming attractive as well...his smile is adorable. 😁 Is that rocket used for Pride month by the by?

[@fripplicious7466]

Watching his old videoes is surprisingly nice. Mic. quality is surprisingly good for nearly 10 year old videoes

[@sharona1981]

@@fripplicious7466 Yes, very true, his content has always been of decent quality, which is ironic considering the absolute shite he reviews. 🙂

[@clarkpatient7950]

Personally I prefer his pre 2012 videos as he seemed a lot wittier with much more diverse humour than the recent videos, but maybe that's just me..

[@kokeshiseagull]

I can’t believe I have a part of that sofa framed in my home. Best purchase ever.

[@GraciousKiller]

That Hyundai light is awesome, I now have a desire to have custom logos/phrases projected in my vehicle.