Wish.com Random Item Reviews 7 | Ashens

[@kylefox666]

What I love about Ashens, no annoying dramatic effects, ambient & funny, gets straight to the point, and remained himself since 2006. Keep it up Ashens!

[@Nat-qj6cr]

Apart from the videos with Noseybonk. I know it's nice and calm here

[@GrandDawggy]

Ashens makes his own sound effects, not just in videos but allways.

[@cloak5857]

I came down an acid trip years ago and watched probably 5 hours of Ashen's videos, it was like a security blanket around my brain.

[@dennisbowen452]

Honestly the only thing I've seen him do differently is having an outro and a patreon. Both of which are changes, but good changes

[@GrandDawggy]

@@dennisbowen452 also its all an illusion there only remains a small portion of the fabled brown sofa as the rest was too decayed from the years of abuse from having tat thrown at it and even for a short period was doused in plastic smoke regularly.

[@mapletoffee]

"sitting on some weird petal thing" Stuart, the rest of the world calls those flowers.

[@lasarousi]

Aaah that's what it's called

[@LeeDee5]

I mean he’s just hands and a sofa so I’m surprised that he knows any words at all.

[@kieran_is_me]

Dee Ca. You forgot his face and PlayStation t-shirt

[@Gambit771]

Or a petal as it didn't include the reproductive part of the flower.

[@razerow3391]

Wait... You call petals flowers? Wait... When you see a dog hair do you think it's imbued with the whole essence and being of the animal that shed it? A flower usually has things like a stamen and stigma and ovules. Did you not do biology at school? I mean in the UK that's Key Stage 3 shit...

[@nickcossey121]

Here in the southern United States that’s actually known as a suicide knob

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

Any reason for it?

[@3212009a]

Here in the northern US as well.

[@RhinoRobM]

I was thinking they were called that too, heard them called that

[@noraunhappy]

Paal Aaseng Stubbrud apparently because it’s pretty useless during any kind of emergency

[@inaoifeble]

@@paalaasengstubbrud3524 because if you get in an accident it will stab the driver in the chest, killing them

[@ShockMe1994]

Here in America we call it a “suicide knob”, you can turn the wheel faster with one hand, mostly used on older cars, same with the classic “suicide doors”, used by daredevils in the 1950s to early 1970s dragsters

[@ladytaz6137]

Alot of very old cars used suicide doors. Not just daredevil cars

[@xirabolt]

I'm pretty dang late but suicide knobs are also used often on forklifts. The operator has to drive backwards for extended periods and uses one hand to steer, one hand to brace themselves while looking backwards.

[@blackhatfreak]

@@xirabolt side riders have them as well

[@cornsyruptrucker]

For large steering wheels mainly, id guess

[@ShockMe1994]

@@ladytaz6137 I meant the knob was used by daredevils. I know the doors came on different cars.

[@LayerInfinity]

jokes on you, the non deluxe box had a real spider impaled on a paper clip

[@Darthsabi]

Not even on a paper clip. Just a box full of spiders

[@AppleNewspaper]

I have a plethora of heart problems, and I wear an anatomical heart necklace (or a bracelet sometimes) so that when folks ask me about my issues I can explain them with the heart :)

[@karlovisttimes8271]

That's pretty fun. Are you doin well?

[@Bendyrulz]

I thought you’d wear your heart on your sleeve

[@razerow3391]

Jesus Christ... So someone happy asks you about it for you to then drone and harp on about your heart problems probably leaving them feeling low ... It's the equivalent of someone sighing loudly over and over because they want someone to ask them what's up.

[@martipotato431]

@@razerow3391 World hunger. War. Financial problems. Mental illness. Heart problems. Natural catastrophes. Just wanted to remind you in case you forgot about heart problems and you were happy today

[@TomJakobW]

@@razerow3391like you? What‘s up?

[@seangentry2943]

“Fair” -> “Fairy?” That’s surely the only explanation for the Tinkerbells being a search result

[@CaptainWumbo]

oh maybe. I assumed like cheap prizes for a school fair or something like that.

[@ahandsomefridge]

Yep. First thing that popped in my mind when the word popped on the screen. Fairies in general that is, not necessarily Tinkerbell.

[@xcynn3rx]

Tire tiresome

[@matthewjury4385]

Sean Gentry fair haired fairy

[@dafoex]

Perhaps? I've seen it spelled that way before

[@Auritech]

in my experience, the same kind of person who would want that heart necklace is the same kind of person who would want all those tinkerbells

[@LoliLoveJuice]

what if i only wanted the tinkerbells

[@Hana.Behl-Lecter]

@@LoliLoveJuice I only want the necklace, we can split the deal

[@PriyaPans]

Idk, biologists love nerdy shit like those necklaces and those test tube glassware/shot glasses and stuff like that. Also you'd be surprised how much lab stuff can look appetising.

[@AngelicDesigns292]

I imagine them as a cardiologist who insist on wearing Tinkerbell scrubs everyday that match her Tinkerbell medical ID lanyard lol 🧚🏻‍♀️

[@JordysEvilLaugh]

I want a necklace of a liver

[@tncorgi92]

My friend who is a cardiac care nurse would love that necklace, she's into stuff like that.

[@Torvinoid]

I'm just an average American and i would also love that. I really enjoy the shape and features of the anatomical heart. I also think it's really funny to use it instead of the... fake... one?

[@saxyrocks]

I have a friend who has one! It's a little more delicate than this one.

[@gui18bif]

@@drakebell6784 my grandpa, retired SS soldier really would like this

[@aymann7234]

I just collect plastic skulls and Halloween stuff, an anatomical heart necklace would be really cool.

[@anononomous]

I thought it would have some broad-ish appeal. Having an anatomically correct heart where you might expect a gold ❤ is kinda cool.

[@Dardessia]

I never thought the phrase 'the weekend's coming!' would have such little value as it does now.

[@marodes9440]

you're telling me

[@davekp6773]

Sam Cooper Phrase has been meaningless to me ever since I started doing shift work.

[@CornerstoneMinistry316]

So true

[@Sickcrazyneet]

It's been mean less for me for a long time ever since time goes by faster for me

[@user-account-not-found]

Oh man my waking nightmare, reminded again.

[@Arthurzeiro]

I'll start a death metal band just so we can be called "Suicide Power Knobs".

[@Obongo742]

“5 terminator endoskull tire valve protecter” is gonna blow you guys out of the water

[@pawface7271]

Not even an unrealistic for a one-off project

[@C_PRTCL]

Can I be a part of your round table?

[@bucwhovian8305]

Can't wait to see a battle of the bands with Sex Babomb!

[@darkforestzombie218]

Good idea.

[@obentomagnum]

"a reclining tinkerbell" sounds like some sort of horrific sex act

[@CruelQuertos]

@Puckish Rogue yes

[@Becka_Harper]

Horrific...or ambitious?

[@jaylittleton1]

It's actually quite a pleasant act/position. Usually an extra $50.

[@vasectomyfail442]

really? "horrific"? did you just kink-shame a hypothetical sexual position?!

[@chefexcellence322]

Follow it up with a Suicide power knob.

[@AmjidMajeed]

Hello Ashens! You know, I've been using these steering wheel knobs for over 20 years! Mind you, I should mention I am a disabled driver and my own car has adaptations- including said knob, to assist me to use a car. Brilliant things, truckers use them all the time. Stay safe Ashens and stay safe everyone!

[@SuperWAZZZZZZUP]

I was about to say something similar. I’m not physically handicapped but I do drive a car with a push-pull hand control and use a steering ball as well. It makes driving a lot more comfortable.

[@harveymilne1684]

They’re perfect for long vehicles. My dad had one when he used to have his vw transporter.

[@Trippsy05]

Pretty sure I have seen them on tractors too. I had always assumed it was a thing only for tractors until reading some comments here about the suicide knob being on cars. You learn something new every day I suppose.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@@Trippsy05 They are illegal for cars in many places with exceptions given to the physically impaired, so that's probably why you've never seen them used in cars.

[@razerow3391]

@@SuperWAZZZZZZUP erm .. how? In the UK you have to have a good reason such as differently abled or problems with grip in one hand ... Hmmmmmm.....

[@virg0_lem0nade]

honestly i love that realistic heart necklace, i'd totally wear it

[@DoctorNemmo]

I assume you are a quirky pathologist

[@sadmac356]

Same. Quirky, yes; pathologist, no.

[@zombiehalo9588]

Same

[@razerow3391]

I think every girl I've ever dated would have loved this... But in silver. Not gold. I seem to date women that prefer white gold or silver to yellow. But it's very alchemy Gothic. Ashens does know women can be weird nerds too? He... He does know there are women that like RoboCop? And even more like Rob Zombie horror movies!

[@Astronomicalfacts]

Same!

[@SebWad]

I would not describe post-insertion Tinker Bell face as one of "agony".

[@LoudMouth01]

SebWad hi I’m the one who liked ur comment

[@Pythnn]

@@LoudMouth01 Why did you need to comment this

[@lacroix5890]

@@Pythnn Hi i'm the one that like YOUR comment

[@Pythnn]

@@lacroix5890 Hi I liked your comment too

[@CarrotConsumer]

Hi, I disliked your comment. But because this is KZbin it is meaningless.

[@pintobean4919]

Those tinkerbell figurines would be great cake topper decorations for a little girls birthday if she loves tinkerbell.

[@10tonhamster]

Suicide Power Knob - worst X-man ever. And we know what his outfit looks like too.

[@planetschlock]

Nah, he's still somehow better than Adam X.

[@m3gabea5t]

With his signature move: The Knob Bomb

[@TheClarkChannel]

@@m3gabea5t and his sidekick Knob Bob

[@MarcMercier1971]

@@TheClarkChannel and his amorous girlfriend Bobbi Knob

[@adamj1367]

When Nerdcubed sees that spider, he’s gonna kill you, Stuart.

[@geoleo965]

I am still in disbelief how come you haven't wrote to them an *_"Ashens"_* to see what they'll end up sending you... Place your bets, folks!

[@ValentinRad]

I'm voting fake Gameboy

[@kaaazzi3365]

Wish recommends me a small cremation urn necklace when I search for ashens, had no idea that existed and to be honest I could have lived on perfectly well without knowing.

[@namugriff]

I vote for Inflatable F@cking Crowns!

[@cgg2621]

@@kaaazzi3365 vaguely threatening of them...

[@BackAtItAgainAtKrispyKreme]

Since it’s wish it’s probably a necklace

[@DeathInTheSnow]

That Tinkerbell sitting on a flower is actually somewhat infamous on the internet because of the shape of the hole in the model. You can find it if you search with "meme" or "funny".

[@dillydally7327]

That brown sofa will be in a museum one day.

[@razerow3391]

I mean it won't. Just saying. Ashens stuff has already been in a museum exhibit anyways... Oooops

[@cutethulu_]

Ashens: I can't imagine who would want to wear this on their neck. Me: 😬 👉👈

[@levioop5147]

Same XD

[@_adastra]

No

[@no-kz8wk]

I would if it was real gold bitch

[@mullysmom]

BKO Blizzei ikr

[@mooncake6263]

me iswell! hehe

[@MissSpooky69]

I would wear the heart necklace! The cheesy 80s goth within me craves it!

[@razerow3391]

Cheesy 80s goth... You mean Sisters of mercy? I joke. When you says cheesy 80s goth I got an image of Robert Smith carved out of cheddar.

[@MewGaming02]

'you can hold his knob' Ashens 2020

[@zelllambert]

The first time I moved out, my first night there, the house I was renting had one of those plastic cloth holders in the kitchen. I decided to try it out and so put my kitchen towel in and my finger got stuck pushing it in. I cried from the pain for about 15mins until someone came with a teaspoon to dislodge my finger which was now purple and dented. I refuse to go anywhere near them now when I spot them being sold in shops. Not even those designer cat bum holes ones can tempt me.

[@wareforcoin5780]

OH GOD YOU TRIED TOO HARD

[@johncoops6897]

I had an equally painful and traumatic experience with one of those things, and the tip of my penis....

[@GreyRush]

"I cant imagine anyone whod want to wear this" Me. I would.

[@enternamex]

Bit of convenient timing for him though

[@DJ-jx1yt]

Me too the 69th like

[@magnum7978]

Never watching Friends I had thought the "Central Perk" necklace was some guy in China failing to spell Central Park

[@Karmy.]

Same

[@andgalactus1]

The Uk has a weird obsession with friends. I feel like that's why all the friends actors still get work in the uk but not in the us.

[@whiterabbit75]

You're not missing much. It's like Seinfeld, but more... Soap Opera-y.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

This made me laugh way harder than it should've!... 😂👌🏻

[@MrWolfSnack]

probably because most of the show they have a sit-down with tea or coffee. @@andgalactus1

[@Dizz2K7]

I quite like that clock.

[@geenoodle4757]

I love that , after years of watching you , your format never changes and it’s still as fun as the first time :)

[@ertegin]

@Duston Call what

[@razerow3391]

I mean the format has changed... It's wide-screen and much higher res. The sofa is now just a chunk of it in an office instead of his house. He no longer uses his cool music at the start like he used to. He doesn't do weird sketches like he did with Noseybonk. He doesn't do much popstation watch anymore. He used to upload at least once a week and now it's lucky if you get 2 in a month. He no longer does his videos on terrible old video games and finally he hasn't shown us the shelf of interesting items or sent a blind bag figurine to its fiery death in so so so long. So actually it's changed quite a bit!

[@caro_kero]

When Stuart said "Ooh I'm wearin' a hat!" that was my favorite part

[@Kaimanshead]

i have a feeling the tinker-bells are just rejects from the official factory. they look very good quality except for a few eye defects.

[@antoniasiddall]

As a disney collector I am rather insulted 😂 The face is wayyy off

[@medes5597]

@@antoniasiddall yeah, my sister is a huge tinkerbell fan and these are off in all kinds of weird little ways when compared to her ones.

[@FallenWolf64]

@@antoniasiddall Why are you supporting an industry that has a Monopoly on all the film industries? There merchandise is worthless. You should of been collecting Paramount stuff, that stuff is going big on the market now since Disney bought them out.

[@pawface7271]

@@FallenWolf64 No one needs your contrarianism in this land of tat. Not during these times. The world is on fire and I don't sthink omeone collecting porcelain fae sold by the jackbooted mouse is of much importance right now.

[@antoniasiddall]

@@FallenWolf64 because some of those films are the only good parts of my childhood I remember and I adore them as they got me through lot. Now stop judging people and telling people what they should do with their money.

[@munjee2]

8:42 damn stuart sure is being extra careful this pandemic

[@maxscardanelli6185]

I was wondering if I'd see a Coronavirus joke/reference relating to that mask...

[@hannahcostanzo7488]

I don't know why "ooh, I'm wearing a hat" was so funny, but it got me!

[@spooky6703]

I was also got

[@Bootleggies]

The mirror clock broke my illusion of Ashens always wearing a suit and tie whenever he films these videos :(

[@KyleKartan87]

To be honest made in a bit higher quality and made from a higher quality metal i'd like the heart necklace...

[@a-k5929]

same here

[@Capt_Bee]

I actually have an anatomical heart necklace 😅 I love it >< mines a bit... Better quality than that one though

[@inkuii]

I have one myself, and quite frankly the one in the video just looked sad in comparison lol

[@PeaceOfMake]

Ashens is simply great, and I find it hard to explain why.

[@SamsaraTAS]

parts of the heart: left ventricle, right ventricle, left atrium, right atrium, aorta, potato sack, the pointy bit, "Gary", The Blood Factory, the secret compartment for only your dankest weed, the bit what looks like a love heart (it had to come from somewhere), bottom ventricle (okay we evolved out of that one, it's kinda just like the tailbone now), "Other Gary", that one bit of it that has the really racist sounding name that i don't want to repeat here, The Pancreas 2: Pancreas Harder, and optionally a pacemaker. even more optionally, a peacemaker. even more more optionally, the entire Peacekeepers faction from Alpha Centauri. most optionally, the end of this joke

[@dana-wrath]

and who said you couldn't learn anything from the internet

[@HellYeahCorp]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY

[@crackedemerald4930]

Don't forget the anti-fusion core, but it's only present in ex-girlfriends of the comedy universe.

[@broken_halo9049]

Amazing! Lmao

[@Chaos89P]

@@crackedemerald4930 Or the optional ARC Reactor, but I think only billionaire/playboy/philanthropists have those.

[@Sashi_Mee]

Not gonna lie that spider box got me

[@mark012498]

Precisely the quality British content that we need whilst we're stuck in our homes waiting for our local Tesco to get baked beans back in stock.

[@janicechristiedenton0451]

And toilet roll.

[@Katsabian]

None of the stores around me have baked beans

[@IanC14]

the one i work in has plenty of loo roll and baked beans

[@iana6713]

Beans? Yuck.

[@lottiedoyle1103]

Heinz are now delivering beans, soup and spaghetti hoops in Heinz to Home boxes lol. Just incase you do actually need some!

[@bmo14lax]

I love this series so much. Picking a random word and going with it and im genuinely excited to watch when these pop up.

[@kak1133]

I didn't expect to jump a mile at the wiggly one, but I guess all the Animal Crossing I've been playing caused some sort of PTSD.

[@resabstracta2556]

that thing was genuinely, viscerally upsetting

[@RobertoRafaf]

It got me good, not gonna lie.

[@tursilion]

hehe, got me too ;)

[@d2factotum]

Just how bad would it have been if it had been a rubber Tom Nook coming out of that box, then? :-)

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Your training has prepared you well.

[@SpectraPrime]

I actually nearly shat myself when you opened the wiggly box lol

[@rareblues78daddy]

RE: The steering knob- In the US, they are called "suicide knobs."

[@marketgarden7337]

I've heard they started as adapted steering for people who have muscle or other disability issues and can't do two hands on the wheel as well. My mate used to think it was just a cool little thing that meant you could chill back and move your wheel with a single hand until one day he beeped his horn and started waving at another guy who had one.

[@notanimposter]

I've always heard "granny knob" and "necker knob"

[@TakaComics]

MarketGarden Yup, an old classmate of mine who had cerebral palsy I believe needed it to drive. But he had a really nice setup with all kinds of useful features, not some cheap knob off of a random junk website.

[@SilverPorcupine]

Knew someone with disabilities that needed one to drive, and few explained the nickname. Apparently they used to be popular, but people kept catching wrist watches etc on them... Which led to being stuck and unable to turn correctly at high speed. The nickname stuck after all the deaths. Apparently they're still banned in some states, technically?

[@rareblues78daddy]

@@notanimposter I've also heard "necker knob."

[@DoodleThis]

You’re videos are perfect for relaxing and getting rid of my stress. Thank you

[@brianm6337]

"I was just robbed by Simon Pegg!"

[@SQron188]

or maybe Pimon Segg, couldn't tell because of the balaclava

[@eiya3]

ngl that anatomically correct heart necklace is sick as hell and I would definitely wear it

[@razerow3391]

Is hell particularly unwell? Or is this one of those like when people say literally when it's anything but literal?

[@Rugops42]

Can't date the video if social isolation never ends

[@alexlyons2201]

Ashens, @ 6:30 in the video the steering knob is actually called a suicide knob, they mainly are used in offorad vehicles or for tractors.

[@theguyinthefunnyhat]

"Suicide power knob" is my new metal band name.

[@atomicvinylreviews3420]

haha! damn you beat me to it ! I was literally about to leave a comment saying "Suicide Power Knob" would be a great band name !

[@flairblitz7292]

Still waiting for the new album "heart problems"

[@autumn_of_thought]

"Terminator Skull" is a bona fide name for a technical death metal band.

[@TheRealAmericanMan]

15:17 is this the first we’ve ever seen, BEYOND THE SOFA?!

[@hayatobun]

something tells me that the "mirror" alarm clock is, in fact, a high resolution screen alarm clock and what we see is nothing other than a random footage of Simon Pegg making faces

[@busload_uk]

Glad I’m not the only one who tries to glimpse what the rest of the room looks like in any vaguely reflective item.

[@LuminalSpoon]

I think the tiresome knob is for people who need hand controls. You'd be suicidal to buy a knob from China though.

[@scrapsurvivors6671]

Truckers use them as well as construction equipment

[@emilychb6621]

Those knobs are commonly called suicide knobs btw. Illegal in most developed countries by now, since they'd frequency come undone at the wrong moment leading to loss of control.

[@onyxwolf3904]

Some buses have them but I've only ever seen them built into the steering wheel

[@dasumma1]

Useful for forklifts

[@JemFipar]

LuminalSpoon to be truthful, your only suppose to use those while backing tractor trailers. They’re supposed to save your hands from blisters whilst turning the wheel.

[@SavoxYT]

8:39 Ninja Brian's British cousin, Ninja Stuart.

[@3209415024]

It's your Tony Stark moment, "Proof Stuart Ashens has a heart"

[@Minalkra]

Those Tinker Bells are actually kinda adorable. I'm a 40 year old man, why do I think those are adorable? When did I slip into 'creepy old man' mentality and how do I turn around and run the other way? Help.

[@Crusader1089]

You're not a creepy old man, you're a normal human being. Like the things you like. You only get so many runs round the sun. Don't worry what other people think, embrace the little joys of life.

[@Fisthammet]

No man can run from self.

[@Porkey_Minch]

Because society expects your thoughts to mature as you age. If you think about anybody younger than yourself you're a creep, and if you think about anybody older you're a weirdo. PC culture sucks, man.

[@tomkenning5482]

@@Porkey_Minch I'm not sure that's PC culture that's sort of always been a thing

[@MrHendrix17]

@@tomkenning5482 for real. The kind of people who would mock someone for liking something outside their target demographic are hardly crusaders for PC culture.

[@weswesley826]

I used to have skull tire valve caps on my electric scooter in middle school and thought I was a badass

[@EA-lc3ht]

Your facial expression fits

[@RGudmetalhead]

I've installed similar skulls on my bicycle just because I was tired looking for those tiny black standart caps every time I needed to pump wheels. I know that they might look ridiculous, but I don't care about that, I like skulls :-)

[@Fisthammet]

@@RGudmetalhead Skulls for the skull throne like? Just the regular liking of skulls?

[@wareforcoin5780]

But you totally were. 1.) Sic scooter 2.) AND THE SCOOTER IS ELECTRIC YO 3.) Skull valve caps 4.) Cool, mature teenager

[@maxscardanelli6185]

@@EA-lc3ht Thanks for making me spit my coffee everywhere!... 😂👌🏻

[@jc441-i3q]

11:50 I think Antonio Stella Bottom Tile wrote this...

[@rockerseven]

I understood this reference! Lol

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

Ashen trying stuff on is always my favourite part. Nothing will ever top the Prince William face mask. I still have nightmares 👍🏽

[@TheRealColBosch]

"I've got my SPOON." *shudders*

[@cornsyruptrucker]

Yes lawd

[@vindurza]

that steering wheel item is actually illegal in several states in the usa

[@stevenallan9712]

never put metal dust caps on your car wheels bloody things rust to the tyre valve so can't blow your tyre up

[@benjammin2020]

Ehhh. Aluminium ones should be fine, as these, it looked like a metal cap around the standard plastic one.

[@marshallr.8121]

anyone else on Etsy searching for "anatomical heart pendant" while he said "i dont know who would want to wear this"

[@crane8819]

I doubt the spider box would last very long. Someone would probably throw it across the room and smash it against the wall... I know I would lol.

[@DOSRetroGamer]

This fucker should be pretty effective making people jump

[@applegal3058]

I'd jump a foot in the air while simultaneously throwing the box on the the floor lol

[@acid3129]

the steering wheel knob is good for people with arthritis. my dad has one and it is a recognized attachment for disabled people as in when a car is being fitted for a disabled driver it is one of the items on the list of modifications that is deemed safe and easy to use plus truck drivers use them for easy steering when backing a trailer into a bay . put it on your wheel and try reversing with it you get greater movement in your arm because of the position of your wrist .

[@Eevivivi]

my brother got one of those spider boxes in his stocking for christmas. I showed it to my 3 year old niece and she cried. i felt bad :/

[@bennyboyyy8008]

U monster jk

[@carrotman]

6:18 Suicide Power Knob. Think I saw those guys at Manchester Punk Festival ;)

[@Pogman999]

12:06 being very careful to avoid saying "Silver Skull", it seems...

[@Rokenroleg]

Caught that.

[@mgthestrange9098]

A wise choice. For if he should utter those cursed words, the fiend is certain to appear!

[@WhaddonSnep]

_interpretive jazz solo plays_

[@Porkey_Minch]

"Crystal" is the word he was trying to avoid, not "Silver" Also, hi! I didn't expect to see you in this comment section. I guess you could call those skulls "No-brainers" 👦

[@Pogman999]

@@Porkey_Minch ​ He was referencing Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, but was avoiding saying Silver Skull

[@kurczaczak]

The anatomically correct heart seems like a great idea. Of course it's very cheap, but were it done by a genuine jeweler, it could really match certain fashion styles.

[@razerow3391]

Genuine jeweler? I didn't know there was accreditation... I could have sworn to be a jeweler you just had to sell... Well... Jewellery. But okay ...

[@MrWolfSnack]

He means not selling counterfeit tat. @@razerow3391

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

My girlfriend would love that. I’m considering trying to find one haha

[@Commanderraf]

I remember reading that, in the 60's and 70's, the steering wheel knobs were all the rage since they allowed young men the one handed operation of the steering wheel while, with the free hand, they could hug (or maybe something else) their couples. Since this meant a distraction and most drivers also thought the knobs were tool enough to steer their car (which they are not in case of an emergency swerve or when hitting a pothole) that's why they got the name "Suicide Knob". As soon as you said the word and mentioned that driving could be tiresome, I knew this was the item that you bought. I also have an explanation for the "Fair/Tinkerbell" connection: it is either a misspelling of Fairy or they are using the very old version of the term: "Fair People".

[@Nitrinoxus]

"I've gotta stop mentioning it, 'cuz it's gonna age this video!" Me: *(looks at the date stamp below the video)* ...Well, _something_ will, anyway.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I'm amazed Ashen's gets his items delivered. Know of three different people who've bought off Wish and never received any items. Did get a refund however.

[@rejamrejam]

I've ordered dozens and dozens of things off AliExpress and only failed to receive one... I wonder how much worse wish is

[@sacripudding4586]

@@rejamrejam probably not by much considering the leak into each other.

[@solowstang9821]

I've never not recieved an item but I usually check reviews

[@siobhanlawper1051]

I've very rarely had stuff go missing from Wish. Think it's just a crapshoot though tbh

[@RaunienTheFirst]

It's happened to him a couple of times.

[@EnerJohn94]

"Unless, Arnold Schwarzenegger comes in your house and kisses you goodnight." Imagery, I did not need.

[@Fisthammet]

Mental image of Arnie saying "go to sleep"

[@vladalexan]

"I'll be back in the morning"

[@shelleyj84]

@@Fisthammet 😂😂😂

[@robyntaylor3502]

ashens i love your videos so much please never stop, ive been watching you since i was like 12, i got you to sign your book at manchester arndale when i was around 14/15! Your videos are so funny and never fail to cheer me up

[@Wymorence]

Okay, that mask is actually pretty awesome if you're wanting to wander around during these days looking like Scorpion or something. Just some paint here and there and voila!

[@LuckyPunkProd]

8:39 Noob Saibot

[@beanswithteeth1157]

Lol so true 😂

[@RIlianP]

The steering wheel knob is used for conversions of cars for people with serious disabilities where, a person doesn't have use of one of his hands for instance.

[@megansutton9699]

The Tonkerbell figurines are kind of cute

[@davidbergmann8948]

Meh 🍄🍄

[@OBecs]

"Who would want to wear this every day" Me: *slowly covers anatomical heart tattoo*

[@dimitrivernzos7591]

BecsOx nobody cares

[@gagne6928]

@@dimitrivernzos7591 wow you're so cool and edgy

[@ArchangelExile]

Hope you're staying safe Ashey!

[@ChaseMC215]

Ashens became apart of the main Mortal Kombat ninja lineup alongside Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile, Smoke, Ermac, Tremor, and Rain

[@DarknessViper99]

Brodie knobs (the “tiresome” item) are really for vehicles without power steering, like tractors.

[@thomaspaffett7418]

The Onyx Viper yes! Heard the name on the simpsons the other night... seen them for years, but never knew their name.

[@maverickhistorian6488]

Also found on forklift trucks.

[@randywatson8347]

06:55 Tim: Oh my goodness gracious!

[@MrSegAsh]

The back of the sofa is so retro it looks like it has scanlines. Take a look.

[@Rom-ju5tf]

11:30 Description A brodie knob is a knob that attaches to the steering wheel of an automobile or other vehicle or equipment with a steering wheel. Other names for this knob include suicide, necker, granny, knuckle buster, and wheel spinner.

[@razerow3391]

Yes, but this isn't a Brodie. A Brodie has a specific use. As does a fixed pin or as does a tri-pin. Another person that read "all trees are green" and now thinks everything green must be a tree.

[@trinityrhino]

I love all your vids! Never stop, you’re awesome x

[@6piecechickenmcnuggets23]

trinityrhino Wholesome

[@superkyleau]

Daaang, i only started watching “The Lucky 9” series a couple of days ago, and there is already another one out! Niiiice!

[@nervesconcord]

For the next one choose 9 words relating to this channel and see what comes, i.e. Tat, Excellence, Norwich, Poundland, Gubbins etc.

[@coboltadams8987]

And literally defeat the purpose of the "random"... Well done mate, well done... Stay in your cave

[@nervesconcord]

@@coboltadams8987 Ever heard of the concept of doing a 'special'? From the sounds of you you've certainly had the word special said around you a lot.

[@coboltadams8987]

@@nervesconcord listen to this tough guy being tough online. We are all truly impressed. As I said, stay in your cave

[@nervesconcord]

@@coboltadams8987 Hey, better to be tough online than dense in real life.

[@brendenl7927]

That spider box legit scared the hell out of me

[@faceplant3258]

You sound like my primary school teacher when we did spellings

[@maxmattt]

1:53 If I gave that to my girlfriend as a gift it would break her potato sack.

[@Zyamotic]

12:40 okay i am thinkin about this.. so if you dont have childern around you can just swallow them no problem and wont suffocate right?

[@CaptainDijango]

5:28 those knobs are hella useful on forklifts

[@baileycoyle3141]

“These Tinkerbell figures are quite nicely made” uh did you look at their faces their eyes are lopsided and shit lol

[@numptypootis8012]

12:00 This is what the Silver Skull puts on his car. Or bus. Or whatever he drives.

[@alanswolfpack89]

When i wear jewellery i always make sure its “fashion jewellery”

[@purpletrauma]

17:33 Funnily enough, the exact same time he began to apologize for the joke, I was saying "I demand you apologize."

[@portland-182]

Suicide Power Knob sounds like a death metal album

[@haileymorris174]

Friends fan are on another level so I'm sure they sell lots of those

[@MrWolfSnack]

It was from a loot box thing if I remember. I found the blanket from the same loot box at goodwill and I sold it for $50.

[@ollieb9875]

One for each wheel and one for the spare tyre in the boot ennit.

[@enchiridionslair2466]

Christ its probably just because I'm a jumpy person, but the stupid spider box did get me

[@ScarfmonsterWR]

Idea: Do the same but using titles from the "random article" link on wikipedia

[@skia-morph]

Ashens, why did you purchase all of Bangladesh??

[@Xatzimi]

This is a fantastic idea

[@maxscardanelli6185]

@Harrison Hughes (Student) I believe it is. I think I've seen him on The DickeyDines Show a few times.

[@PM_VA]

I died when he said "Potato Sack!".