Ali Express Random Item Reviews | Ashens

[@ShredCh]

Episode 748 of buying random things "Accent.... So we finally got the the left windshield wiper and with that, WE HAVE COMPLETED THE BUILD OF MY HYUNDAI ACCENT! Stay tuned as I decorate it with croatian football team stickers once they arrive in 3 more years."

[@accountwontlastlong1]

schlong

[@LeviathanRX]

Would be far better than the Porsche advent calendar

[@Ditchhead]

Holy shit I was thinking this exact same thing

[@accountwontlastlong1]

@@Ditchhead You were thinking about schlongs?

[@Pehmokettu]

I think that the British KZbinrs should just make a collaboration where everyone orders cheap Hyundai Accent parts from China and then they assemble the whole car. :D

[@WeirdWonderful]

Watch as Ashens slowly assembles a Hyundai Accent piece by piece. It'll be like the Advent Calendar videos but actually useful.

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

The Weird and the Wonderful probably cheaper then that Porsche calendar

[@williamg209two]

@@GreatSageSunWukong oh no not the Porsche calendar

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

i couldn't believe how shit last years calendars were

[@bucwhovian8305]

And then on Christmas Day the video start with him in it ready to drive it out onto the road, and it doesn't fucking work!

[@Hana.Behl-Lecter]

Like an.... *Accent* calendar?

[@WheezyShotta]

1:20 Some poor waiter somewhere is confused out of his little mind

[@snowflakemelter1172]

I just got 7 steaks to my table , keep pressing buddy !

[@funnyfudgeman16]

Rufus Chucklebutty 😂

[@hoople1255]

W!Z nice profile pic I’m a big fan of king crimson too

[@quintonquill]

was thinking the same when he cancelled someone is waiting for food they will never get

[@RisingSun96]

Not as confused as the 21st Century Schizoid Man

[@snowflakemelter1172]

I ordered one of those ear cleaners, I turned it the wrong way and unscrewed my ear !

[@fullmetal18021]

I was more concerned between his earwax descriptions.

[@bucwhovian8305]

Rufus Chucklebutty did your head open up revealing a small alien that said "to prevent war the galaxy is on Orion's Belt"?

[@leons.kennedy2747]

This is such a dad joke lol

[@BlueOvals24]

Ok, you need to get some red loctite and apply some of it to a different cleaning tip and carefully screw it back on in the opposite direction you already used. Do not over torque it though or else the cleaning tip could snap and forever be lodged in your ear!

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

I Pushed It In Too Deep And My Upper Left EM Reciever, Lower Right Backup Kant Counter, And Primary Articulated Faceplate Fell Off!

[@LackadaisicalWizard]

It Would be funny if that waiter calling device is actually connected to a restaurant and every time ashens presses a button it signals them, they don't know where it's coming from, but it continues to be called.

[@GooseWaffe]

djhussler underated comment

[@LackadaisicalWizard]

@@GooseWaffe haha thank you

[@punkonthego]

I don’t think you deserve to forget this comment

[@punkonthego]

I don’t think you deserve to forget this comment

[@typecasto]

Can we get a waiter to table please?

[@dallia1]

Next challenge for Ashens is to build an entire car using parts brought from Wish and Ali Express

[@CDRiley]

How long that will takes?

[@JotaC]

That are actually videos of people building iPhone like this! Lmao

[@benh3518]

The Tatmobile

[@PhantomSavage]

This legitimately sounds like a Top Gear challenge.

[@sholahverassa8582]

@@benh3518 xD Then he's gonna need a costume of Tatman and we'll all get a hero we deserve at last.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

I love how you say the word twice like it's a spelling bee. "Girlfriend! _Girlfriend._ "

[@therunawaykid6523]

Samantha Port could you use this word in a sentence

[@wackybee1725]

The Runaway Kid will never get a girlfriend.

[@BertGrink]

It made me think of Monty Python's skit about recognising various trees: "The Larch... _The Larch_ "

[@nostalgiain3d]

Girlfriend Gee, eye, arr, ell, eff, arr, eye, ee, en, dee Girlfriend

[@Boogie_the_cat]

It's the best.

[@BloodrealmX]

In the original cartoon, Ravage had exactly ONE line of dialogue, and it was in the three-parter that started the series: "The rocket base is one hundred and forty kilometers due west of the Autobot camp." He did, however, speak when he appeared in Beast Wars, where he spoke with a Russian accent. The Ravage USB is based on an official one, and apparently there are a LOT of bootlegs of it around.

[@poetgriot18]

Oh man, this is perfect timing, I've been trying to get my hands on a Hyundai left door handle.

[@Emppu_T.]

Better get ready for dumpster diving a internet persons throwaways

[@SlyPearTree]

Hint: look on the left side of a Hyunday.

[@bucwhovian8305]

Aaron Mcclinton IKR how many time do you go to get your car from the garage after its MOT or a service, and the left door handles missing. I think we've all been there haven't we?

[@Thermalions]

Shame it's an external handle, I'm currently in need of an internal left Hyundai door handle.

[@sholahverassa8582]

Oh, it's pretty easy. I mean, handles are made for it.

[@oreotansania4846]

I swear I've been watching ashens on and off for 5 years now and I love how he hasn't changed his setup or intro in that time. It's weirdly nostalgic, I love it 🤔😂😊.

[@chefofchitown]

It's crazy. Been watching since 2006-2007, it feels like nothing has ever changed, just the quality of recording.

[@broadsword6650]

The crumbs on his sofa are older than the average KZbinr

[@KooshIsCool]

keep the "Accent" purchasing up and you can reconstruct the full car

[@jannes351]

He could make it into an Advent Calendar!

Out of door lights and door handles.

[@animationcreations42]

@@jannes351 perhaps an accent calendar?

[@CantSniff]

Is that KooshisCool from that Ashens comment section?!

[@Emppu_T.]

Collect the whole set!

[@supramanx1997]

From the former Owner of a 2002 Hyundai Accent, I think the original part may have been just as cheap and flimsy as the one you had. The entire car was.

[@FixerUK]

I owned one of these and as I remember it was eco friendly and had good air con. Hold on, no, now I remember correctly, it was just green and very plasticky and the windows always fell down.

[@bretsutherlandsterriblemem8439]

Hey, the old ones may have been shitty, but the newer ones aren’t that terrible lol

[@CullenCraft]

Love mine. 180k miles and still redline that thing to work every day.

[@godslaughter]

As a Croat, I'm quite flattered that you like our flag/coat of arms, that's really cute ♥

[@Maloca92]

Yeah! 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷

[@SymbolicSplenetic]

Agreed! I thought that was dope.

[@Genecaster]

Hyundai Accent used prices have jumped on average like 1 cent because of the notoriety of being mentioned in an Ashens video.

[@Totally_Jazzed]

“Wait” An ad immediately plays

[@burbanlover]

Oh good I'm not the only one

[@blingdead100]

That happened to me as well. I wonder if it was intentional

[@benjaminmendenhall3104]

Me too I also got an ad

[@SquishyZoran]

Add me to that list

[@rider7949]

Adblock boys

[@witeshade]

Those call buttons are amazing. They use them everywhere in Korea and it is an absolute revelation. If you need something, you just push the button, rather than having to play the "make eye contact" or "waggle your hand suggestively" game with waiters who aren't paying attention or are too busy circling aimlessly trying to ask people if they need anything. Having a call button makes it so much more efficient for everybody.

[@zedw8a168]

"I went for Croatia, because they have like a cool crest on their flag" Thank you Ashens, very cool! Also greetings from Croatia :D (P.S. Yes they are just generic "I love Croatia" stickers)

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

2:51 It comes with instructions to clean your right AND your left ear separately... that's... good to know...

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

*Steel Beam* just jam it thru ur brain so it goes in one ear and out the other, then you can clean both ears at once

[@Nougatbars]

bobthehappyman That’s what I do. My doctor is concerned about brain damage. But he’s just pineapple rectangle glass pane!

[@techbaffle]

*Tatmonger* is my new favourite word

[@TonksMoriarty]

The Iron Monger's cheaper brother :o

[@10tonhamster]

"Smash with a hammer, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh" Well, that's my weekend sorted at least.

[@scientificbrony]

Just stole a comment?

[@bruwuce3184]

I have absolutely no clue why the KZbin gods blessed me with your channel, but I had been trying to find it for years, and I could never remember the name. Completely forgot about you and out of nowhere KZbin suggests you again. On a new account no less. Very happy to have found you again!

[@britishhammer5696]

I love how delightfully genuine this channel always is and how down to earth jokes and narrations are, pleasure to be watching as usual!

[@jaiburlingham2615]

AliExpress is fine, you can buy decent stuff on there as well. It's basically just like eBay.

[@sharona1981]

I just so look forward to a new video... It's a simple, tried and trusted formula, and yet it always works for me. Always makes me laugh. Cheers, Stuart.

[@apothekla9761]

12:19 scared me like wtf I didn't expect that

[@filmstoenjoy1543]

What is it?

[@hamstirrer6882]

FilmsTo Enjoy mentski

[@blake7086]

Lamo

[@AlpakaWhacker]

AliExpress is definitely not more skewed towards electronics and tech items :P Think of it more like a Chinese ebay but without the bidding

[@Spice]

It's more like Chinese Amazon actually. Ebay is a little more loose in that any user can sell things on it. AliExpress requires you create a seller account and sign up much like Amazon.

[@Leroset]

Is your icon supposed to be Vash the Stampede? If so, good taste!

[@svetko05]

That's true. I've seen some stuff on aliexpress that you can buy only from there. Some obscure and in some countries highly illegal stuff too.

[@Snukiiii]

Yeah Wish is really just a rebranded AliExpress + slight mark ups

[@Justitius92]

As someone who has had to replace the door handle of a Hyundai accent, I can confirm - the real ones cost more than 4 quid, but still feel pretty darn cheap lolol

[@penfold7800]

The transformer memory stick is kinda cool. Maybe the 17p stickers (which is less than a 2nd class stamp) probably got lost when someone shot the carrier pigeon for breakfast.

[@Hexagy]

When you said "wait wait" I got an advert which said "Here's a solid state" I've never laughed so hard

[@markisaki979]

"Tatmonger" I think Stuart might have coined a new word.

[@LucydDreamx]

It’s a word here.

[@jintie]

@@LucydDreamx where

[@heiltotheking]

it's actually a pretty old term, from the 1700's. Though I'm certain it's "tat monger", so a cheat, a con-man.

[@Skaera75b]

I'm sure that you, being a gentleman of culture, have no idea whatsoever what the primary function of Chrome (or Brave)'s 'incognito' mode is, but would using that mode be a decent way of subverting their attempts to sell you things based on previous orders? Great video, by the way. Thanks.

[@cheezdoodle96]

Hey, it's clearly for "buying gifts" for "people" who might "find" out by "using" your "computer".

[@Skaera75b]

@@cheezdoodle96 Elegantly said, good Sir.

[@thatguyoverthere531]

Or he could use use an adblocker

[@staticfanatic]

nah m8 it's for porn innit

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

@@cheezdoodle96 Brilliant.

[@ThemrRewind]

The fishing rocket thing is called a spod or a spod rocket, its used by those "insane" carp fishermen who think that the more fishing tackle they have is equivalent to the amount of fish they catch and how big.. It has evolved into using RC boats that take your hook, line and bait out and drop them in the water for you so you dont even have to get out of your bivvy (tent)

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

"Did Ravage talk?" During the Beast era, yes, for like three episodes... with a Russian(?) accent.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Also mirror universe ravage, who won't shut up.

[@cdeer17]

actually from what the wiki and other stuff says i do think he could talk but was more of a growling type of character since he was basically the same kind of cybertronian as as the dino bots G1 Predacons and some of the other animal cassettes who were able to think but were far more animal like some more than others and funny enough the titan trypticon is also related to all the other animal like cybertronians

[@funnyguy8498]

Several Fighters he speaks in lolcat. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@lhaviland8602]

OH MY GOD! That EXACT earwax remover showed up at my house addressed to the previous occupant... Who hadn't lived there in over two years.

[@CZDelta-oc1xg]

oh my god im so happy you still get consistent views. i havent seen your stuff in a long while, i thought you were another one that bit the dust, happy im wrong. now i can binge a fuckton of your videos, pretty good post-fathers day surprise!

[@TGVBlack]

when he repeats the words two times I get horrible flashbacks to school and the listening texts XD

[@Wanton110]

Most of Wish stuff is on AliExpress but without postage

[@christinecreasey2342]

Your audience is right here Stuart, we love you and your whimsical way of showing us things 💜💜💜💜💜⭐️

[@Nick-sx4nn]

6:13 These were indeed official. They used to sell them on ThinkGeek many years ago.

[@justpassingby298]

you mean that is a knock off, it's obvious that it's a fake

[@AzureKite]

@@justpassingby298 That's a knockoff but he meant there are official prodcuts that look like that

[@Code7Unltd]

@@justpassingby298 The real things are still made in the People's Republic of China, so it's either likely that it's made fast with no QC or just unsold stock.

[@Nick-sx4nn]

Azure Kite correct

[@justpassingby298]

@@AzureKite oh fair enough

[@brianargo4595]

I've personally got a problem with itchy ear canals, not wax, so I use cotton swabs to scratch away at them. And that tool looks delightful. Especially the more scrubby bits.

[@PontiacBandit]

You always give me something to look forward to, thanks!!!

[@ThatFellowOnline]

Love how everyone out in the street will have their cars locking and unlocking with the customer transmitter lol

[@BradHominem]

Don't worry, the tarot card with a dead guy full of swords just means that a change is coming.

[@hexyko4850]

That's true 😁😁😁😁😁 You and Ashens could make a career out of tarot reading

[@232nightowl]

Yea you change from alive to dead

[@MrRumptrollet]

You should totally send "Experience" to Big Clive for a teardown!

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Unless they've gone for something needlessly complicated, I fear it may just be 3 LEDs and 3 variable resistors.

[@anononomous]

I think he'd prefer the LED party glasses from the last video.

[@Mull3tMan]

I agree, I love big clive

[@joe.h4447]

with the first item, i like to imagine that a waiter/waitress in some area of china is heavily confused as their receiver is being consistently pinged by some unknown person

[@OfficialNukeDukem]

It's a good thing you didn't combine "girlfriend" and "experience". That's a WHOLE different side of AliExpress...

[@michealtaormina1561]

oh?

[@Krisseck]

68p seems insane, including postage to UK!

[@garethwilkins6744]

You are now 2 parts closer to building your own Accent Stu!

[@aaron71]

that first thing is something i've always wondered why restaurants DIDN'T have, instead of waitresses wandering around asking if you need something

[@tylerjames7172]

I'll have you know Stuart, "yaaaaaaaay" was the exact noise I made when told about an ear wax cleaner

[@friendlycryptid6797]

[Surprise art student sounds] I didn't know that! -You've taught my more then my university.-

[@TMCNJ]

So, apparently, a bait bomb filled with ear wax cleaners actually attracts an Ashens of the reviewer family; a rare sight indeed!

[@nemesisslr]

The rocket is called a spod. Its usually filled corn, bollies, hemp. they use them for Carp.

[@Matt-md5yt]

Lmao hemp. So them fishes be high

[@shaelynstafford]

This should be #1 on trending! Your videos never fail to make my day!

[@j.m.74]

3:41 "Wait. wait." ...And wait I did, as the next thing to happen was the video getting interrupted by an ad for Mercedes-Benz.

[@MLandriganReid]

Ravage growled but in all honesty that's a pretty sweet USB even if its only 4GB

[@blue387]

That door handle appears to be from the 1999-2005 Hyundai Accent

[@GTAmaniac1]

Why do you know a car by it's left door handle?

[@mariemellow]

To bad, my Hyundai Accent is form 2006. :P Explained why i didn't recognize the door handle.

[@Trancerrr]

"We had to bring our own chairs" I would have actually believed that if you hadn't said it was a joke; Britain was a strange place in the 60s.

[@JungleJayAdventures]

I have to admit. That ravage is pretty cool even though its a slow and small file size its still pretty neat.

[@ChiyuStar]

I get obnoxiously excited when these videos pop up in my recommended feed.

[@CryptP]

W light it's Red+blue = Magenta Blue + Green = Cyan Green+Red = Yellow Which is the explanation for "turquoisey" and "purplish"

[@Porkey_Minch]

Don't you mean green + red = yellow?

[@jonmahashintina]

thats horribly backwards from paint mixing. i will choose to forget i read this lest i get confused and mess up a future painting.

[@CryptP]

@@Porkey_Minch yep, I put blue and green twice lmao Thx for pointing it out

[@Dr.Kornelius]

Wait, what, it's not 3AM, why the hell are you uploading

[@IanC14]

He's uploading at a sensible time. It's the end of the world I tell ya

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Probably because his rent is due...

[@shellbacksclub]

he must've ordered this stuff like 3 months ago with their shipping times!

[@gulo2476]

"Lets all take another minute to think about earwax" I'm dying, ashens is peak humor

[@moodyblues5150]

I appreciate this channel. ❤

[@woopdedo7939]

I’m literally dead at the nudity part😂😂😂

[@lordeisschrank]

2 things: 1) if you would use firefox and open a new container for each order, you could get fresh search results each time without any cross-influencing effects 2) I wonder if they sell this cheap crap in order to get you data/address/etc

[@DrewBorrowdale]

Ashens has been on the monthly magazine subscriptions again, but this times its not to build his own tiny wooden replica of a T-Rex, but instead a full scale working Hyundai Accent! first a light fitting, now a door handle. This may take some time lol :D

[@UncleFeedle]

To crudely reproduce the ATV ident, turn on red, green and blue in order and go "DA, DA, DAAAA...boom boom boom". Then you could pretend Tiswas was about to start.

[@pleaguisthewiseironic9365]

“Here it is, what every boy wants for Christmas, smart-swab” 😂

[@arposkraft3616]

@11:00 going on like this by 2023 youll have a complete Hyundai

[@betchbetchington6019]

What's funny to me about the part with the Hyundai Accent door handle is that the late 90s Accents had THE WORST door handles I have ever seen. They were a bit of a meme car when I grew up. I will always remember my friends old 1998 accent who's door handles would always just snap off, so I wouldn't be surprised if these were actually and OEM part. They were just made of crap. After going through a couple sets of handles my friend realized that he was fighting a losing battle and replaced all 4 handles with a little loop made out of zip ties that you had to pull on to open the doors. A much better handle than the original one.

[@lololololol_3661]

Such an underrated you tuber i love u ahsens

[@raszop]

more like heavily overrated lol

[@sharona1981]

@@raszop Oh then why are you here, you complete time waster? No seriously, you took the time to click on this video, and comment on someone else's comment and yet you feel Ashens is overrated? If you feel this way about Stuart, then perhaps your time could be best spent elsewhere? Just a suggestion, friend.

[@raszop]

@@sharona1981 why are you so hostile? i just said he's overrated, how is this related to anything what you said? i cant watch his videos or comment, because i feel he's overrated? how would i know it in the first place if i didnt watch? lol you're so angry and stupid. i can still watch it and comment even if i didnt like it at all

[@sharona1981]

@@raszop Oh I'm not hostile at all... Hate hostility of any kind actually to be honest. I just don't understand why you would say he's overrated and still watch his videos. I mean, it is really a waste of time isn't it? Genuinely. You might have better things to do.

[@raszop]

@@sharona1981 keep trying on trolling.

[@wisteela]

An excellent follow up video. I think another one is needed. That light box is really cool.

[@theartistformerlyknownassh9534]

I don't know where ashens got the idea that aliexpress is more tech, it's just a more diverse wish, and frankly, electronics are the one thing you really shouldn't get from aliexpress. Knockoff clothes and bizarre memes printed on literally anything, however, are aliexpress's forte.

[@bethanycook555]

“We had to bring our own chairs” I went to school in Norfolk, I wouldn’t be surprised

[@peeceebee1254]

Ashens on a Sunday ?!?! 🙌🏻😄

[@TsuladanGaming]

Hyundai Sunday?

[@davidaames64]

Love these videos... 😂❤️ thrillllling 😂

[@Anonymous-ig4bi]

Next on ashens "how to build your own Hyundai accent"

[@bucwhovian8305]

c fox there were these guys on YT and couple of weeks ago that drove from Liverpool to Madrid in a £40 car, maybe this was how they bought it!

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

13:52 is genuinely one of my favorite Ashens moments ever

[@Gajaczek93]

Eventually Stuart will assemble his own Hyundai Accent.

[@brocowsci]

Man i haven't seen ashen in like 8, maybe 10 years! Hes gotten so big since then! Very nice yo

[@kassemir]

So. From the thumbnail.... how many thought that was a fidget spinner? :D

[@ukcoinsforever7419]

If there was no ashens where would all the tat go🤔so thank you ashens for keeping the tat alive and bringing it into our lives😅😅😅😅

[@damasterme]

You had the pronunciation right the first time with "van gogh" ! greetings from holland :)

[@IAMSOCONFUSED]

Unbeliviable youre Still Making Videos. Love you

[@2thinkcritically]

Well now I'm getting wall to wall adverts for fishing gear. Did you know that Angling Direct is the UK's biggest tackle retailer? I didn't until now. Thanks Stuart!

[@IanC14]

Biggest tackle retailer huh?

[@just.off.the.a4208]

Best unboxing video I've watched

[@flan_fan1234]

4:40 On the 16th day of June my true love sent to me... *DEMONETIZATION*

[@abcmole]

What I want to order off AliExpress is the advertised as a disability scooter, that's a one-seater electric wheel chair that is totally enclosed with a roof, windscreen, side windows, a/c, heater, headlights, radio, and even a wiper. The problem is I doubt the gubmint would allow it in.

[@Pehmokettu]

I think that the British KZbinrs should just make a collaboration where everyone orders cheap Hyundai Accent parts from China and then they assemble the whole car. :D

[@girrafescream]

"The handyman's secret weapon, duct tape." - Red Green

[@charlieb9502]

Been watching your channel for a year or so and quite enjoy it. I have just one question, Who is the bloke you pop up at the end?

[@caseymauldin8396]

I love these videos. Thanks Ashens!

[@lightchipster]

Eventually, if Stuart keeps doing these videos, he will have all the parts to built a Hyundai Accent

[@bobblebardsley]

I forgot I had playback speed set to 0.25x and thought you had the trippiest most dystopian intro ever.

[@NobodyWhatsoever]

That 'smart swab' is scary as fck! Oh, that USB drive! I had one of the official ones some years back. It was so cool; it worked great (as for transforming. As for its storage and performance, it was a USB drive), until the lower jaw broke apart, and I lost the pieces.

[@Aubreykun]

Swab looks like unsold stock for a US-branded product, you can see the company info on the instructions. So it's not some weird chinese device but american!

[@NobodyWhatsoever]

@@Aubreykun I didn't look quite that closely at it. That's scary! As someone who bursted an eardrum as a kid trying to clear an occlusion, that device looks terrifying.

[@Aubreykun]

@@NobodyWhatsoever from what it looks like, it seems as if it moves the wax out like an archimedes screw rather than "screwing itself in" due to how wide it tapers to and the size of the flutes. That's also why it says to not turn in the other direction - that would push wax deeper in. It's probably safe (probably, maybe... haha)

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

Can't wait to see the educational light devicey getting torn apart on Big Clive ☺

[@howdears2114]

Fun chock . Gets a like from me 😂👍🏻

[@AngelEmfrbl]

15:09, no, he could not talk. Fun fact. Lazer beak was the most loyal decepticon of megatron force. Even when it was replaced by the bat tape later, megatron used lazorbeak because it was was his favourite of soundwaves tapes.

[@SuperDeadknife]

next video: buying a WHOLE HYUNDAI ACCENT from WISH (gone wrong(gone right(gone left)))

[@nukiradio]

Gone sexual