Recommending books based on inappropriate messages I sent to my landlord (part 1)

[@cancelled.8643]

why is the dumb shit you say kinda deep though

[@withcindy]

My channel in a nutshell

[@cancelled.8643]

@@sillashexq2338 that's a special honor

[@jo.k.4210]

@@cancelled.8643 One more to go.

[@NobodyHere]

88th like.

[@jo.k.4210]

@@NobodyHere that escalated quickly.

[@octavia.88]

me: the messages couldn’t be that bad. *cindy reads them outloud* me: 👁 👄 👁

[@withcindy]

=)

[@beelieboo]

（╹◡╹）

[@NicholeM]

Cindy: “I DoNt HaVe TiMe To WrItE My BoOk” Also Cindy: (Writes novella length messages to her landlord each month.)

[@withcindy]

Ok.... U got me there

[@callmeravenlee1972]

Not only that but they’re all basically different genres of shitpost

[@finalnightalive9498]

@@callmeravenlee1972mf is a good one f is a good aa

[@tinewithane]

ooof

[@Sophie-yp6oo]

No one has ever cared for me as much as Cindy cared for her landlord

[@withcindy]

i care for you

[@bhanusamhitha813]

@@withcindy awww💖😂

[@nooneokie]

You’re right I do care about you >:0 stay amazing you awesome human

[@tuonglinhtranha200]

Imagine being Stanley asking yourself what's Cindy gonna send this month

[@withcindy]

thats def what he asked every month

[@angwa_]

that’s the only American dream I want to live

[@stormydavis5860]

I'm sad for Stanley now. You know he faces down rent payments with blank face stoicism knowing he'll never have another tenent who cares and touches his soul like Cindy.

[@withcindy]

He'll never find another tenant like me

[@Mary-fy8qi]

@@withcindy The hero he never knew he needed

[@chloemiller717]

@@withcindy not like other girls.. not like other tenants

[@mena4397]

@@withcindy me!-hee-hee

[@lilaboxx]

@@mena4397 thanks, I almost choked on my toast and now I got this song stuck in my head again

[@blue-xt3wi]

you don’t hesitate AT ALL reading the first one and it’s hilarious

[@withcindy]

i say it with my full chest

[@adrianbooklecter7545]

Cindy saying "influencer" and "KZbinr" like it's a disease makes her 145K subscribers well deserved

[@withcindy]

im honored to be watched by you sickos

[@saathvika4036]

I so agree. Majority of these folks where these tags like badges, while truly their content sucks. What exactly are they influencing people to do? Cindy though is our boss-lady inspiring us to be badass regardless of our weird quirks and doesn't even brag about it. Duh.

[@adrianbooklecter7545]

@@saathvika4036 also to be badass regardless of our family life... and omagad shes too funny

[@nikvlai9730]

i love your pfp

[@jillianeliza8153]

Alternative title: Cindy reads messages to her former landlord and tries to assign meaning and symbolism to meaningless jokes, like an English teacher grasping desperately for an example of author's craft.

[@withcindy]

thats what i do in all my english classes

[@jillianeliza8153]

@@withcindy in all honesty who doesn't-

[@Misha-fv2vd]

@Foxglove You can call me a liar but I've not only A) been an English major with passion for literature but B) am horribly depressed so I don't have the energy to grasp for bullshit, I either see something or I let it slide and get a bad grade. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[@Misha-fv2vd]

@Foxglove mine was also a joke, just with truth in it lmao but it was meant to be humorous thanks tho :)

[@Flatcetera]

Ngl if I was your landlord I’d be terrified of you

[@withcindy]

you should be

[@Flatcetera]

readwithcindy can’t wait for your channel to be too big to reply to comments so I don’t have to live in fear anymore

[@queenning28]

especially the ranch thing...omfg...it low-key traumatised me

[@mintycielle7791]

"We are all Waluigi." Me: beautiful.

[@withcindy]

makes me crey every tiem

[@King-yv6fw]

I respect the amount of courage it took to write those messages

[@withcindy]

more like shamelessness

[@runway5338]

readwithcindy 😂 it’s a fine line

[@sanna5623]

this is somehow both the most unbelievable and believable thing cindy's done

[@withcindy]

i agree with that

[@annakordikova4120]

is.. is your profile picture the logo of the night court? from acotar? how are you watching *Cindy* of all people

[@sanna5623]

Anna Kordíková yes it is - i’m very open minded lmao

[@corineofroses]

I saw the title & my first thought was: “only Cindy…” 😂

[@withcindy]

this is a professional video ok

[@corineofroses]

readwithcindy oh okay right, right, riiight

[@morgannicolds2806]

I would give anything to watch the IRS agent read those messages

[@withcindy]

what if my IRS agent falls for me

[@morgannicolds2806]

What if you start dating in time for New Cocks Eve

[@silverhawk1045]

@@morgannicolds2806 AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@nandinimittal9656]

readwithcindy he better!!

[@rachelvarghese5597]

@@withcindy the romcom we need and deserve

[@Moonlight-op4qo]

Stone: exists in a story My literary professor:

[@withcindy]

we love literary analysis

[@matt_sexton]

“It was as soft as a baby’s skin and tasted just as good”

[@withcindy]

👶👶👶

[@mk2939]

Snowpiercer much.. imma see myself out

[@readstoomuch2070]

@@mk2939 oh god that movie was a triiiiiip

[@sthirukk]

@@readstoomuch2070 I watched it. I loved it, but I'm traumatized by that scene.

[@_TSC_46]

I love how your trolling now has to be used for legal documents or the IRS will yeet you guys

[@withcindy]

what trolling? this is a professional video

[@navrojkaur6487]

Hundred years later these are documents that will be used to describe our times . This complex and legendary pieces of literature is what I choose as my identity description for years to come . Each sentence each word filled with emotion and essence of our generation . Our presence and existence would be narrated through the words of this glorious writings. EXCELLENT.

[@withcindy]

this will go down in history books

[@agentmacnamara45]

readwithcindy this will be the history books

[@julesr6965]

The type of relationship you must have with that landlord is

[@withcindy]

we used to be coworkers and he also used to be my roommate's boyfriend

[@lucijajakopec8787]

Someone: Ranch... Cindy: *PTSD intensifies*

[@withcindy]

NOOOOOO

[@animotions346]

My sister ate ice cream with ranch on it

[@mjc3206]

Animotions ! NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY THOUGH?!?!?!?!?!

[@chanelletime]

nobody: cindy: *chokes* EUHHHH KZbinR

[@withcindy]

my gag reflex activated

[@x1390]

@@withcindy [insert lenny face]

[@Rikku147]

That first message already killed me and I'll be damned if F. Scott Fitzgerald himself wouldn't applaud it. He's not a true roaring 20s party king if he can't appreciate the message

[@withcindy]

scott would be proud

[@Foxf17]

YOU SENT THAT TO YOUR LAND LORD IM DYING RIGHT NOWN I SPILT MY CEREAL MY LORD🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣

[@withcindy]

stanley was chill about it

[@jo.k.4210]

@@withcindy shady.

[@ozlemk.1739]

You honestly sound like every paper I've ever written as an English major and I hate that. Subscribed

[@withcindy]

This is how I definitely write my essays too

[@patriciomejia1114]

"I am being a responsible adult." I'm sorry, Cindy, but I can't relate to that

[@withcindy]

adulting isnt as bad as u think!

[@patriciomejia1114]

@@withcindy I hope so. The main problem is that I don't have my shit together.

[@fovika]

@@patriciomejia1114 does any adult? Pretend and let them all assume you're a responsible adult with all your shit together.

[@adrianbooklecter7545]

d-did you just change a vulgar message into a deep message about change and routine?

[@withcindy]

it was already a message about that

[@honeyluv9390]

This makes me want to start a shitpost twitter where i just give out of context quotes from cindy

[@withcindy]

I WOULD LOVE THAT

[@honeyluv9390]

readwithcindy i.... i made it. the @ is watchcindysYT

[@homeofsapphic]

Cindy has the same energy as the "in this essay, I will..." meme, but then actually gives us the essay,, wild

[@withcindy]

thank u

[@kinej5594]

I started choking on my water when she started reading the first message

[@withcindy]

starting off strong

[@jo.k.4210]

Swallow ;D

[@poupoulechou8591]

The way you manage to link your messages to these books had me dead, you had to be sooo good at bullshitting for your essays in college 😂

[@withcindy]

i excelled at those classes

[@umchanbosaba8525]

If I get an apartment in the future, I want a chill landlord that I can send texts and recommend him books-

[@withcindy]

he was one of a kind

[@gurigurigunzul3090]

Lol everytime I hear Cindy talking about her life I feel like I'm watching a Tarantino movie. I don't really get it, but damn if I don't enjoy it

[@withcindy]

imagine if tarantino directed my life movie...

[@Dewonthegrass]

@@withcindy there'd be a lot more feet

[@gurigurigunzul3090]

@@Dewonthegrass lmaoo

[@whywherewhenhow]

@@Dewonthegrass what have you done you know she's crazy enough to show us her feet!! :D

[@yourboykaster]

4:51 Cindy is coming for Ariana grande with the greatest ponytail of all time.

[@withcindy]

ariana grande has been real quiet since i posted this video

[@rulialee9802]

Cindy is that student that doesn't prepare for a presentation yet says everything which confidence

[@withcindy]

yes

[@wokekoala7264]

"I already look so sophisticated every day" Camera: zooms in I actually laughed out loud

[@withcindy]

👁️👄👁️

[@dearartms]

part 1??????? girl I need part 2 ASAP

[@withcindy]

i have a full year of this

[@stoppickingurnose7852]

This is literally the type of chaotic thing I'd expect from you and I love it.

[@withcindy]

i need to start a playlist of chaotic videos

[@thaiswei4069]

@@withcindy YES Edit: All of your videos are chaotic tho

[@susanisreading5009]

cindy your hands are glowing quarantine doing u good

[@withcindy]

my hands are lonely during quarantine

[@angeknowsit]

Quarantine is her natural habitat

[@kchandler6978]

No one: Cindy: Waluigi = materialistic capitalism

[@withcindy]

yes.

[@judew.9836]

next up: cindy gets tired of booktube drama and decides to pursue her true passion, becoming a minecraft let’s play channel

[@withcindy]

what if i get into minecraft drama

[@TheFloMachine]

you really sent all this to your landlord I am.... speechless

[@withcindy]

i didnt know it would be relevant in the future...

[@sarah493]

The fact this video exists just shows how iconic your entire existence is and the fact like these messages? So beautiful. even brought a tear to my eye 😔

[@withcindy]

thank u for appreciating my messages

[@_imoji]

Everyone: *commenting on Cindy’s confidence whilst reading the messages, as well as rightfully praising the clever links to texts from seemingly nonsensical copypastas* Me: t-the title says p-part 1 *cue horror music*

[@withcindy]

Part 2 coming soon 😘

[@greekejones8406]

@@withcindy You're forgiven because quarantine messed with what time is and the 3 months the video took, easily seemed like either a 2-3 thousand years or a week and I couldn't tell how long it had been

[@Shareis]

When I see the title of Cindy’s video, I go straight to my headphones because I already know what’s about to be said should not be heard by my mother😭😂

[@withcindy]

Blast it in full volume you coward

[@epifora8407]

okay, i'm now gonna send my landlord snippets of SJM books

[@withcindy]

i would kick u out

[@faye3739]

"It was as soft as a baby's skin and tasted just as good." ... Do you have something to tell us?

[@withcindy]

I already told u

[@ma.nasa26]

How did you film this video without laughing your ass off lmaoooo you're hilarious Cindy

[@withcindy]

because this is a serious video

[@mrsriggsy5870]

I don't know what I expected, but it was not a surprisingly poetic deep-dive analysis of Waluigi.

[@ميم-ش6ع2م]

HOW HE JUST LET YOU KEEP LIVING IN HIS PROPERTY?? LOL

[@withcindy]

im a good tenant, i always pay my rent on time and never damage anything =)

[@ميم-ش6ع2م]

@@withcindy I know, we all love you even tho you're a little weird sometimes :"D (I'm kidding by the way)

[@taylorrobinson1146]

Cindy: I can’t actually read this last one because it’s not composed of any words... Me: *sips coffee* Cindy: *shows message* Me: *CHOKES*

[@withcindy]

u ok??

[@nadjasolace6751]

Cindy...those messages make me on the one hand worried about you, but on the other side I`m pissing myself laughing because of them and how you connect them to those books- o my god I need a Part 2 ASAP!

[@withcindy]

theyre more relevant to the books than u think

[@nadjasolace6751]

@@withcindy yeah, sure ;-) xx

[@clairvaux8459]

Cindy: "My messages...were not the most wholesome." Me: "lmao how bad can it be" Cindy: DICKCEMBER Me: ... This video is nearly 20 minutes. Oh boi here we go.

[@withcindy]

ho ho ho(e)!

[@gabgonzales4570]

Cindy talking about Minecraft makes me wanna see her play a Minecraft let's play at one point

[@withcindy]

Maybe I should have been a gaming channel instead, I would have made less nerds mad

[@rosebud8222]

Yesss

[@elisagrigolettikickhofel6832]

You can see her soul leaving her body as the sparkle in her eyes vanishes when she's speaking about the last book

[@naomiin7296]

I like how almost every message gets this super deep connection with a book, served with a side of profound analysis that would make any English teacher weep with joy. But then we get to ACOTAR and you just gave up.

[@Madnisity]

When you have to analyze texts for school

[@withcindy]

all my school essays

[@ameliabeznazwiska3486]

Cindy talking art waluigi: Me, getting unraveled flashbacks:

[@ameliabeznazwiska3486]

abt*

[@withcindy]

in a way we are all waluigi

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

Duuude Bdg and Cindy could collab a shitpost to make the gods cry

[@kj6053]

Cindy’s hair looks so cute in the ponytail!

[@withcindy]

Oh thank you! ^_^

[@rileyharvey646]

I don't know what was going through your mind when you wrote these but yes, they should be kept..... for artistic posterity.

[@withcindy]

this will go down in history

[@Faith-Trust-Pixie-Dust]

Her: he's thinking about another woman Him:

[@withcindy]

ye

[@ohword9541]

I've been watching your vids for months now and I can never mentally prepare myself for your intros. I appreciate that.

[@withcindy]

i try to switch it up

[@MsPrettyLate]

Omg, you're glowing!

[@withcindy]

b-blush

[@artbvrn]

17:20 This is the most accurate summary of the ACOTAR series I’ve heard so far

[@withcindy]

a picture tells a thousand words

[@PrincessPteridactal]

When she said waluigi doesnt really exist i IMMEDIATELY knew she was going to say fight club and i love it

[@withcindy]

of course!!

[@marieh5228]

Part one makes me hopeful for the future

[@withcindy]

finally a reason to live

[@amandahuang4850]

Just from the title I already know this is gonna be iconic

[@withcindy]

i hope so

[@elinaihnatsiuk]

But how did this start? I honestly can't imagine anything like that being ok with my landlord unless I was friends with them to begin with

[@readstoomuch2070]

She said in another comment that her and her landlord used to be coworkers and he was dating her roommate which explains the level of insanity in her messages to him lol

[@withcindy]

yup!!

[@Parsmadon]

When Cindy said "I used to love ranch" I already knew this was gonna be a wild video

[@withcindy]

ranch is good tho

[@quincia54]

“this picture is basically how i pictured rhysand” aaaaaannnnnnnd like

[@withcindy]

thats basically him

[@abbyshoenfelt6413]

god this feels like a fever dream

[@withcindy]

Good

[@Juice04]

It’s been days since I’ve watched this and I only just realized the title said Part One. A chill went down my spine when I read that...

[@mk2939]

„..i‘ve been in my pyjamas for the past three months.“ never have i ever felt more re👏pre👏sen👏ted👏

[@withcindy]

twinsies

[@AndyyWithAY]

How she read that filthy first message and called it a classic with a straight face . I'm dead!

[@powerpuff4ever]

14:50 its like I can actually see your brain attempting to decipher your past thoughts after reading that ranch atrocity

[@liloudu341]

No one : Really no one : Cindy paying her rent : R A N C H

[@shedreamsinwords]

Your creative genius is unmatched. 😂

[@withcindy]

thank u

[@shedreamsinwords]

readwithcindy please tell me there is more to come since this is part 1!!

[@kassandra4929]

Did he know you at all before then or was his first impression of you that first Venmo transaction you sent him 😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@withcindy]

yes we used to be coworkers

[@snickerscookie]

No one. Absolutely no one: Cindy: MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED. In this essay, I will-

[@withcindy]

My case is solid

[@berrystein9197]

The landlord watching this video: "time to remind her about that rent she owes..."

[@withcindy]

he actually ended up selling the apartment

[@Mermzies]

If twitter didnt have character limits I feel like this is what cindy's twitter would look like

[@aakua.323]

when i got the notification for this video i only saw "recommending books based on..." and i dont know what i was expecting the rest of it to be but it was definitely not this. girl you have done it again!!!

[@withcindy]

i gotchu boo

[@laras.7670]

My reaction to the new years message: 🤨 My reaction when I read The Great Gatsby: 🤨 Pretty accurate...

[@withcindy]

Basically the same

[@jesusvelarde5088]

This is the most random yet interesting video idea, love it.

[@withcindy]

Glad you think so!

[@isaacw.8075]

Spoken like a true English teacher. A+ on this deep analysis.

[@elainemedina9558]

That ACOMAF recommendation had me LOL-ing at 1:33 AM. I know Feyre would be interested in all those parentheses. >;)

[@withcindy]

Look at all those sexy parentheses

[@pomegranate_thief]

"it was as soft as a baby's skin and tasted just as good" i'm sorry... *what?*

[@madeleinekennedy5342]

AHHH the transition of DYING OF RANCH to Professional Cindy describing a deep message at 14:48

[@withcindy]

smooth transitions

[@aidam7822]

KZbinr: The Dinkleberg of Careers

[@withcindy]

accurate

[@aoife78]

Omg Cindy is just what I need rn while I’m having a breakdown over being a disappointment lol you put a smile on my face!

[@withcindy]

I'm so glad!

[@KurfyAliceNinoga]

Honestly at first I didn't think those messages would be thaaat bad and then you started reading the first one out loud calmly and I just just. burst out and laughed so loud I got cramps lmao I'm proud of you :")

[@mya1207]

Cindy’s Landlord every month: 🙄 *here we go again*

[@kt4944]

So i’m watching this while taking a break from working on my dissertation and i just gotta say, the level of depth in those messages and explanations is what i aspire to achieve in the aforementioned dissertation, truly inspiring 👏🏼

[@withcindy]

Glad I could help!

[@heronmarkedhooks]

Your humor is just....... what I've been searching for on this site. Gold

[@kimone6831]

This is so creative. You’re amazing.

[@withcindy]

Glad you enjoyed ♥️

[@esthykechan]

I don’t know which is funnier, Cindy reading all of this with a straight face or imagining the landlord getting the messages every month and sighing like “god, not this shit again” and then reluctantly printing and filing it all away for taxes

[@camdenhoppock486]

Cindy explaining these messages is me writing papers for college classes

[@sawrirocks]

You coming up with a creative video idea is all the productivity I can handle for this day of our lord quarantine.

[@withcindy]

thank u

[@francescakyanda9182]

Didn't know I needed this but I astral projected watching this video. I felt Honored to be a part of this, even though I'm 2 months late. I would like part 2 Right Now Please.

[@shaunakullden493]

Cindy: Elucidates a fairly disturbing and paints a very vivid picture of death-by-Ranch Also Cindy: So basically this is a cautionary tale about desire. Buddha was right, kids. Desire be damned. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂