The First Secret They Tell the President.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What's a secret you'll NEVER tell the President?

[@WeirdlyBad]

That i am alive. (He will never know because i am a random person in a random country.)

[@mint_ducks4131]

I have all the mangas of the world

[@GeorgeHarold1]

He will never know about the fanfiction I wrote about him passionately making out with the previous president.

[@thahomiegonzo4021]

I bring revolvers past security checkpoints not to use, but because getting away with tricking the people conducting the search arouses me

[@chaoscannon2892]

@@WeirdlyBad @theIRS We got him. He's right here.

[@leahrice5827]

fun fact: thats actually how big michael is in real life and for all their other videos they use a green screen to make him look normal

[@scurus11scurus]

that is normal… we are the weird sized ones. we couldn’t even ride a bald eagle

[@shanefoster2132]

You think they use green screens to resize michael to look normal because he is actually that small. What kind of dullard are you? Don't be ridiculous. They clearly don't do that. Obviously they build massive elaborate sets set up to specific fields of view, known as forced perspective, so that he looks to be comparably tall. They don't use cheap tricks. These are visionary artist like Christopher Nolan or Peter Jackson. Show some respect.

[@epicsponge7934]

@@shanefoster2132 Bro it’s a joke

[@marinatedstapler1531]

@@epicsponge7934 read the second half of it

[@1Lo1L]

Fit for space travel

[@_ducjk]

the 30 dollar bill is so much better knowing the secret service was founded to investigate counterfeit currency

[@oldskool1977]

The Federal Reserve counterfeits exponentially more currency than any other counterfeiting ring in the USA!!!

[@Asher-oo4bb]

And it gets funnier when you realize it started under the Lincoln administration

[@JedRayner]

@@Asher-oo4bbthis is the nerdiest chain of comments. I love it!

[@cephaleaorion4888]

​@@Asher-oo4bb literally the day he was shot too

[@Sirhc_B8207]

​@cephaleaorion4888 They really went "oh shit that bad" and decided to change course lmao

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

"The first secret" So the alien chamber and hell portal are just public knowledge? Damn, must've fallen asleep during that class. 😂

[@ThatChannelWithANameThatsTooLo]

L

[@unironicallylikesranger7122]

That’s like the first thing they teach you in fifth grade history, it’s like the social studies equivalent to “there are more than 3 states of matter”, how did you miss that?

[@baranjan6969]

Damn I guess you forgot to show up that day. They also teach how to unlock your inner chi and cast unique magic. What a shame.

[@retinazer7652]

yeah. They are.

[@EebstertheGreat]

The Darvaza gas crater is called the "Door to Hell." The question is how they moved the 100,000 m³ crater from Turkmenistan to the White House.

[@iseechords]

Fun fact: $30 bills are actually worth a lot more than $30 nowadays, as most of them have been lost or accidentally thrown away on account of their size

[@SineN0mine3]

Understandable they're friggin tiny

[@kieran.grant_]

I feel like the hallmark of a good KZbin channel is a comment section full of genuinely insightful thoughts and/or hilarious jokes, and this definitely qualifies

[@Whystling_Byrd]

​@@kieran.grant_Don't worry they'll get there eventually.

[@anthonymonto8966]

"this is a $30 bill" that was great. Good stuff as always gentleman. When does the president meet the Mageus? I'm assuming that's who he beat in his campaign

[@Celoot]

Even better that the Secret Service is the branch in charge of fighting money counterfeiting.

[@Celoot]

That single bit at the end should be the textbook case of subverting expectations to create comedy.

[@ArcYT]

​@@CelootI never doubt WWG's writing ever

[@cinnamoncat8950]

it took me embarrassingly long to realize what was wrong with a $30 bill... even after reading this comment and its replies

[@alex.g7317]

Well, to Big Michael that’s a lot of money because he’s small comparatively.

[@Lunitas-o4b]

i like how he said lincoln as an example for someone who did wear it and then instantly after used JFK as an example of who didnt

[@matthewv9169]

Think you got the order backwards but I appreciate the spirit champ

[@thatpaigeperson9877]

@@matthewv9169 no? they got it correct

[@matthewv9169]

@thatpaigeperson9877 you are right I was high

[@2percentright]

I'm just going to assume Frank is playing the same president that had the list of nuke sites and distracted everyone with Reese's puffs song

[@TheAlison1456]

Funniest thing is he was shocked by it being a 30 usd bill instead of realizing he can't trade in tiny bills

[@lostmarble540]

this country's decline is a direct result of presidents refusing to wear that absolutely bitchin' hat

[@jimg5669]

Lose the stupid parade flags... and I'd give it a go! 😆

[@UrbanTheif-]

I’ll bet you ten bucks that the wizards just found a dumb hat and made a video around it

[@sassafrassanid5718]

I’ll bet ten tiny dollars against you

[@NiaSwift]

i'll bet you a tiny 30 dollar bill that you're right and that is what happened

[@dhararry7929]

1:56 Abraham Lincoln DID wear the hat, and look what happened to him!

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

The secret service guy noticing the obvious counterfeit was perfect!

[@InsertGamingYT]

The secret they tell the president is that legally they have to subscribe to Wizards with Guns. (Proof I am one of the many presidents)

[@Pigeonbirdie]

Thank you for informing me as I am an aspiring president I must also subscribe!

[@InsertGamingYT]

@@Pigeonbirdie no problem, hope to see you at the next bimonthly president picnic!

[@shapshapshapshap2829]

Which one are you? I’m JFK (my mind was blown away when I was told the secret)

[@magickponch]

(there have been at least 40)

[@EnclaveSgt]

How coincidental I am also one of the presidents of all time

[@blinx3606]

"there's a harmonica on the brim" Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.. it does put a smile on my face

[@amcname8789]

"There sure is! 😀"

[@wesleynichols1873]

"It's a soup stain" Oh good "He spilled it when he was getting the slop top" That got me, that got me good. This video is a masterpiece, like usual.

[@josiahhockenberry9846]

I know you guys have heard this a million times but I just found your channel a couple of weeks ago and after seeing how long you've been active, I really can't believe that you don't have millions of subs. Keep going guys. You'll get there. Your work is great.

[@Ms12369]

It's Extra funny if you know the Secret Service is Also in charge of tracking down counterfeit money for some reason.

[@patrickherke8947]

Interestingly, their original purpose was actually combating counterfeiting and was quickly expanded to "detecting persons perpetrating frauds against the government." It wasn't until 1894 that they, "began informal part-time protection of President Cleveland." And it wasn't until 1901 (36 years after their creation in 1865) that, "As a result of the assassination of President William McKinley, Congress requested Secret Service protection of U.S. presidents." - from the secret service's website

[@IronicHavoc]

It was their original job. It would be more accurate to say they also guard the president for some reason.

[@flyingdeathcatsgo]

The hatmaker was then promptly arrested by the Secret service for counterfeiting

[@NathanGrosse]

Deleted scenes from National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007).

[@TheRealFrozenFire]

YES! I'm so glad I'm not the only person who remembers that movie!

[@ptolemaicfoxxo3032]

As an artist I am insulted because this is PEAK hat design. I would wear it everyday of my life.

[@christiancline5167]

Ironically, that last laugh was what those in comedy call... A hat on a hat. Also, if that pun was intentional, then I guess it was... A hat on a hat on a hat?

[@christiancline5167]

(note: hat on a hat usually means the addition to the joke was bad, but in actuality, the $30 bill made me crack up.)

[@DvH_2]

Holy smokes you are spot on! Check the description

[@christiancline5167]

@@DvH_2 L O L . that is great. Well, there y'all go. That's what that is. A joke layered on top of another joke. Usually refers to when it makes things less funny.

[@elis88630]

Massive plot hole: if the hat was bulletproof, Lincoln would have lived.

[@dreamerofthorns]

Clicked for the arbys, stayed for the extremely well aged joke of "I'm the president, I can do whatever I want"

[@claytalian9091]

Yes, the weirdest thing about that money is that its $30 and not anything else.........🤣

[@kyletwitch]

They make every president wear an arby's belt buckle

[@shoestringVA]

Awwww it’s a teensy lil Michael. I wanna put him in a box and take him home.

[@xdragon1331]

A new Wizards sketch to start off a killer Saturday

[@SaltStorm007]

ALSO....how in the F does your ‘Highlight’ channel have more subs than this one🤯You guys are CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED! If Netflix was smart they would give you guys a show ASAP....couldn’t even begin to imagine what you guys could do with a HUGE budget...seriously you guys would probably cure cancer if you all had a few M’s to use💯

[@isaiahc1135]

The low budget is part of the charm

[@SaltStorm007]

@@isaiahc1135 It DEFINITELY is but you got to admit you would like to see what they could do with some REAL $...we would probably reach ‘Nirvana’ if they had a few M’s to burn💯😁

[@brennenmcwright6584]

If I win my student council election this week I’ll wear the hat and send you the photo.

[@man-cubwolfborn4977]

Well did you win?

[@infinite_glory]

The sound design is always so good

[@Tokyoghoul4life]

Oddly my favorite part about this video is the fact that yall have "how did we never see this on the cover of the video with a zoomed Arby's logo on his belt🤣

[@pezkiller]

Just as I lay down... I can delay sleep a few more minuets.

[@moth.monster]

The 30 dollar bill is actually that small, which is why you don't see them very often. They're just so hard to spot.

[@ominousintrusivethoughts3947]

I worked a fast food restaurant 20 feet away from the only bar in town and so I got some crazy people, someone forged a 30 dollar bill that looked like a 2nd grader made it for an art project

[@jackatk]

Yknow, 18th and a half president Quinton Trembly wore the hat

[@artificial6213]

crazy that they got the actual oval office for this video

[@mountaintiger6945]

The alien chamber next to the hell portal, oooookayy.

[@someonedifferent6374]

This channel is honestly incredible. It deserves so many more views

[@SaltStorm007]

That haircut is PRESIDENTIAL AF😁 Production value gets better with each video...BTW...where is the merchandise link so we can all get our own ‘Presidential hat’...that thing was 🔥!

[@altusshow7574]

I'm glad I f found your content. I feel pretty confident that if you keep posting videos, your channel will have more videos on it.

[@jhs2110]

Now the secret service guy has to do his other job

[@DerrisDerrison]

That was perfect as always, Truly the best channel on all of youtube.

[@Solid_Hank]

Congrats on becoming the president, Mr. President!

[@losingfayth]

i swear to god that last punchline was worth the whole video and then some

[@ericfix0521]

If you put the hat on it stays on for 4 years. That was a close one

[@Pigeonbirdie]

Yo that’s some major presidential drip 💧

[@ac3d657]

the $30 bill gag is amazing

[@ev_ring]

I don’t get it

[@flingyourself]

@@ev_ring basically, its funny because the person didn't immediately point out that the dollar was tiny, which is the most obvious thing wrong with it. Instead, he read tiny font on the dollar bill and saw that it was a 30$ bill, which isn't an actual bill used in the USA. Even if it was a valid currency, that fact that the dollar was incredibly small would've invalidated it immediately. 🤣

[@MinorityRespecter88]

Can't believe they let you film in the actual Oval Office

[@grantskidmore6921]

This one must have been fun

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

So glad I found your channel, largley undiscovered goldmine.

[@boringsupernova4836]

Wizards with Guns try not to make masterpieces challenge (impossible)

[@thegreenestofmachines]

My chair moves!

[@Frankly_Amazing2000]

Man, seeing a Frank make it as president…*sniff*…gives hope to the rest of us.

[@oualidezzoubeidi1149]

perfect ending for a perfect vid, you guys rock!

[@diegoaguilar6602]

Glad Jeremy didn't get shot for the 30 dollar bill

[@todo9633]

I can't believe they kept the secret about the 30 dollar bill from us for so long.

[@hasofolafagussugafalofosh8571]

That hat is awsome why didnt he want to wear it.

[@erict3728]

Now I'm going to watch the hat episode of Momma named me sheriff

[@tyburvandeezo8218]

The surreal weird shit is my favorite! Keep up the absurdity!

[@ZuquapStudios]

Grimble pleen!

[@maxwellschmidt235]

Take the flags off and I want one for every day of the week. Alternatively, install floodlamps so the flags can be illuminated at night or during questionable weather.

[@atindrawsandcooks]

I thought the JFK assassination would be one of the secrets they would show the president. Amazing video!

[@bennettaukerman6802]

I will vote for Kamala Harris on ONE condition. She agrees to wear the hat.

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

Honestly I would at least try on the hat

[@bensonostler5906]

jeesh you guys never cease to make me laugh

[@imalright48]

0:13 "i completely disagree with all of his politics but damn it if he isnt handsome"

[@theogandyrew]

I would love this hat

[@1JayAkki]

Bro that end lol

[@FuriousGamer-yr5xv]

Hey guys it’s me I have been a fan since before you were at 20k and I just want to say I am so proud of you guys. It is so great you are finally starting to get more recognition. I love your videos and am so glad you guys are as creative and as funny as day one. keep up the good work.

[@kylewalter3111]

Damn it, Daniel!!! Stop giving away Presidential secrets!!

[@parmesanzero7678]

That secret service agent has beautiful hair.

[@biglou2689]

You guys are awesome

[@DrBagPhD]

The flags spinning fucking sent me

[@victoryninja40]

The hat is a body swaper

[@RobertKonigsberg]

Definitely the white house and not someone's living room. Mister President, you're an American treasure.

[@MrDaDaDah]

I feel like ol W Bush probably was best friends with this guy

[@Not_So_Average]

Funniest skit Ive seen all week XD

[@nickcollins2001]

That was the third secret it seems like

[@fireborn]

I’d wear the hat.

[@theyearwas1473]

Let's take a second to thank the white house for lending them such a historic piece of our country's legacy.

[@Q269]

The Arby's on 39th Expressway in Oklahoma City has that giant hat logo... It's store #1337 🤣

[@defvent]

I could never wear that hat. That's just one reason I don't wanna be president

[@mangounit9678]

id wear it

[@optimisticwatermelon]

The $30 bill was the secret.

[@askhowiknow5527]

I knew it They have more than the meats!

[@lukecammack8412]

If only Trump had this hat earlier this evening..

[@Tommy-nh4su]

The most unrealistic part about this video is that the president is a young man

[@IdiotDoomSpiral69]

this feels kind of like a WKUK sketch, which is meant as a compliment

[@austin-om7zp]

mmmhmm... bread

[@debnlinda]

These secrets aren't tops. They're all bottoms.

[@eu4um]

The premise for the sketch may not be the funniest but your effects but practical and digital are amazing here and the set design is awesome!

[@mynamewastakin]

Says Abraham Lincoln wore the hat - Brings up that JFK didn't and what happened to him. Don't think he knows what happened to Lincoln, lol.

[@alexandermckhaos8412]

Love it, you guys are awesome

[@oscarguzman3017]

Concerned it's a thirty dollar bill but not about the size lol

[@persontheperson450]

The only reason Abe died was because he took off the hat in the theatre, just sayin

[@yourearsaregreen]

i fucking haaaate 30 dollar bills dude they're so easy to loose

[@MagicalToothpaste]

DAMN boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii that's a NICE HAT

[@danielludwig647]

I was expecting a Ratatouille situation.

[@TMoney24788]

okay but 3 interior pockets and 4 exterior pockets is kinda sick