POV: You're a Wizard's Orb.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What other “wizardly activities” does Magius get up to in his free time?

[@misosalmonfromthecheesecak3387]

Touching himse🤤🤤🤤

[@mellowyellow6572]

Frosting tonsils

[@jsmith434w]

scolding clueless apprentices and trying to convince magical students that there's no greater wizard than himself

[@pivitman101]

Admire his world record wallet collection

[@salmoncypher2403]

You know he be sticking his magic wand in the glory portal 🥵

[@niknaxgod]

Im my tower. Straight up "pondering it". and by "it", haha, well. lets just say. My orbis

[@AnorakJay]

HAHAHA

[@psteven5]

justr

[@Havelbonred]

Что блин?

[@jzh4805]

​@@Havelbonredсок сломанных костей 🥰😍🥴🤤🤑🤑🤑

[@Acidlib]

Ей кант спеек еестурн єропеан ланґуаґе бут ей кан кейнд оф типе енґісг вітг іт

[@Shovelchicken]

“So you’re trying to open a glory portal” My wizard has a new goal. My DM will not be pleased.

[@SacredDaturaa]

It's a portal to glory! He can't be mad about that!

[@Dr_KW]

All portals can be glory portals if you're brave enough

[@dutchthenightmonkey3457]

the duality of ignorance and corruption

[@ho0t0w1]

What if it's GNOMES on the other end though

[@zikkuraorgannon6680]

Oh, that moment when there is two spells with the identical names, but one goes to flesh pits, and the other goes to dimension of raging demons. Especially of spells are 80% simular. Bothe stable gates, but only diference is coordinats and size of the gate. *PERFECT*

[@hunterbletz998]

I love how it flips from shit regular people do to the most horrifying and perplexing acts of eldritch wizardry

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

Uh. He was trying to make a glory hole. A 'glory portal' if you will. That's not regular people shit. That's regular on-a-national registry people shit.

[@Dia.dromes]

@@YouAreStillNotablaze tell me you're not a wizard without telling me you're not a wizard 🙄

[@bubbletractor]

Who doesn't chug a few potions soon as they get home after a long shift

[@mauvrion_fries]

@@YouAreStillNotablaze yeah but he also got uber eats

[@Hawk7886]

tbf once you hit level 14 it kinda gets a bit nuts, he's been a level 20 dbag for ages

[@blakewhite3131]

The silence after the "did you read the instructions"

[@lukasadamson6091]

"Have tried turning it off and on?" "Is the device even connected?" "Well, does the monitor have power?" "Well yes sure. Yes ANY key. No there is not 'any key'. Just press a random one. No you can't do harm to the computer."

[@florpleborp2275]

I imagine there’s a few drivers who read the instructions and realize the person ordering is the dumb one lol. But yeah no, idk why none of them seem to read the instructions

[@CubitBot]

Orb comedy is my favorite form of comedy

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

Orb comedy saved my marriage

[@Megastar54]

Orb comedy actually cured my cancer

[@leahrice5827]

orb comedy raised my grandma from the dead

[@CubitBot]

@@leahrice5827 orb comedy killed my grandma

[@gritosdemagda2]

You mean forb of comedy?

[@SrPelo]

I need to know more about tha little goblin that can't speak

[@ImReboot]

SrPelo!?!?! Nice to see you here man

[@doctorlucasp9113]

You are everywhere.

[@mrcoolawesomemanguy]

pelo when is there gonna be a new google form form ;)))) :(

[@SnicketyC]

I think it's the same actor as the star wars parody they made

[@_mika-mikazuki_]

Hey pepo

[@MPS186282]

Correct use of POV is truly commendable.

[@ryanvaros8827]

This may be the alchemically pure version of POV meme

[@notaprogamer2782]

Pov: you made a comment that states the validity of the use of POV

[@AAMan-nf1yw]

I love the idea that wizards put in so much effort to become extremely powerful while at the same time probably being the least responsible people to wield said magic 🤣

[@adambushman6096]

My level one wizard with dementia who thinks he's a twenty something Merlin

[@StarboyXL9]

The only way you can get your hands on such secrets of power is by being insatiably curious enough to pursue said secrets while also being reckless enough to want them!

[@Nick_J_]

What you have just described is like 80% of all wizards in Fantasy

[@blehh_mae]

its the intelligence and wisdom debate all over again wizards can have tons of arcane knowledge and magical scrolls and books, but that doesnt necessarily mean they can be trusted with it

[@moistenvelopes]

Like pointy hatted cops

[@StoneTheVA]

This should be a VR Experience

[@toyotaprius79]

If you're rich

[@chenterr103]

I forgot youtube had those

[@poptardedtj6511]

@@toyotaprius79 i think he ment just a video. a vr video can be viewed with just your phone and a carboard box to hold it

[@papibear011]

No he meant youtube 360

[@jaydena6297]

​@@toyotaprius79you don't have to be rich to buy a VR headset. My family is nowhere near rich and we have one😂

[@Himinoimnoi3298]

Glory portal is wild.

[@Ardeact]

Attempted it like 3 times, he has commitment

[@Baxbax]

That is some impressive set design. Daem.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

All because our fans support us on Patreon! Thanks everyone!!

[@humanchannel9421]

It has a weird AI vibe but I'm pretty sure it's all real.

[@MinorityRespecter88]

It's not a set. That's real.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@humanchannel9421 Pretty sure Michael is an artist in his spare time. I doubt he'd have some weird AI set lol. Even if the paintings are AI, it doesn't particularly matter in this case because it's a KZbin skit that isn't focused on the artwork itself. As an artist myself, I'm entirely against AI images, but as long as it's not being marketed and sold as an original work, it doesn't really matter.

[@humanchannel9421]

@@nomoretwitterhandles autism diagnosis, thy name is you

[@MrJohnnyDooks]

Suddenly cutting between the most benign shit ever to him hovering in mid-air, screaming an ancient incantation while a vortex of pure hate erupts in front of him? Art.

[@SirBitesALot101]

It's actually a glory portal 😭

[@CubularCreeper]

Um ackshually that’s a vortex of pure lust he’s trying to open a glory portal

[@BladeValant546]

It's love not hate

[@bobsyouruncle8203]

This guy's Federal Bureau of Wizardy Investigation Agent must be having a hayday monitoring him

[@Cahrssomething]

Federal bureau of ethereal investigation

[@rellikx7519]

That's us

[@Samhwain]

I immediately read the acronym for that as "fub-wi agent" and it will never be FBWI Agent for me now XD

[@epictacosamich]

Fantasy Bureau of Incantation

[@ian5395]

All good. Too busy with glory portal

[@Goblin_deez.]

Can’t believe how well this concept actually worked

[@gunrugger]

I can too.

[@xcloner9875]

I don’t think it would’ve worked as well if it was some other sketch comedy channel. No offense to other sketch comedy KZbinrs I love all of em but for this specific kind of thing wizards with guns has got this humor down

[@Goblin_deez.]

@@xcloner9875 Yeah I also watch AlmostFridayTV who I love, but I don’t think they could pull of half of the Wizards skits

[@redcherry8137]

​@@xcloner9875 ong I love niche humor

[@canadiancupcake2443]

Banning jeans for council meetings is actually unbelievable. We're gonna have to boycott the Council and hold off voting for the new FY 24-25 budget until whoever changed the dress code gets off his high-horse. smw (shaking my wand)

[@Quadstronaut]

Upon closer investigation, this cupcake is Canadian, and should be apologizing for the jeans and pointy hats getting banned. I call for an investigation.

[@toidIllorTAmI]

Excuse me, but as a pointy hat lover, I'm more upset about something else.

[@TheDigitalWeirdo]

@@toidIllorTAmI excuse ME, but as a sentient pair of jeans, I think I have a right to be offended.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

since I always sit close to my pondering orb, the council will never know that I've never worn any sort of pants for a council meeting

[@finkystinky8088]

Crazy how a wizard was so hungover that he was desperate enough to tear off a rats head and to feast on the rat's body

[@NelemNaru]

I'm pretty sure that was a baby dragon, not a rat

[@Bill-sh8um]

Can't believe he passed up an opportunity to hang with Lord Gallatrax. I heard the skelly snakes are a lot of fun to be around.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Bro who wouldn't want to spend a day with the guy who owns the Tome of FREAKIN Whispers?

[@blunderbass851]

skele-snakes

[@Nick_Fury_1127]

Yeah, come on, the bone boys are chill asf

[@Creekmore]

I bet there’s Shadowmancers AND Shadowslingers going too. A lot of people don’t like to draw the distinction between the two but it’s extremely important to keep CONTEXT in MIND!

[@Jmoth792]

“masculinity…” *sobs uncontrollably*

[@DisturbedGold]

"i was scared of dentists and the dark" holy fuck you guys are too good

[@chickenicecream1942]

Hm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but it's the lyrics to Riptide

[@jojofan2551]

Wizards with guns so good they got a quater billion dollars from the government to produce this sketch

[@MrRedpanda2442]

​@sleepyjoe730 they could honestly do it better

[@eveningraineclay]

the fact i thought this was going to be ASMR for some reason💀

[@sierra3830]

same lmao

[@monbub]

it's the thumbnail lmao

[@xfreyjachanx3248]

Same

[@cambridgehathaway3367]

wait this isn't ASMR?

[@mirroredhour]

This would be an amazing ASMR video.

[@MrBones256]

the setup for this room and all those paintings must've been back-breaking

[@vinstinct]

yeah it's very cool. I was wondering if they built this or just rented out something.

[@Ben-rq5re]

Bro, he’s a wizard - obviously he just pulled this whole building out of the immaterial aether

[@liquidmech1727]

im pretty sure that they just broke into a wizard's tower

[@gunrugger]

Ai/greenscreen?

[@DonnyMcGahan]

It was pretty hard on his skeletor system

[@grzes848909]

People say they fantasize about living in different universe, being a hero and going on adventures and all that. But being like this wizard is exactly how people wish they could live; me included. I hope that one day there would be a game about living as a wizard and doing whatever you feel like doing as main objective

[@scrung]

this exists in real life: nerds that shut themselves their room to work on scientific research or even just to build shit that they’re interested in looks exactly like this. programmers, electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, etc. all get up to the most fked up shenanigans

[@ThePennyman503]

I like that he has a kurieg for potions

[@normalman6078]

And it doesn't even ask him for tips!

[@adora_was_taken]

homestuck

[@moistenvelopes]

Kinda want one ngl

[@pitou492]

"Last night was a saga bro" 🙌

[@FreakTesticals]

Yo that brothel was a crazy crusade

[@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval]

Low key, a landline in the shape of a wizard's orb would go pretty hard.

[@monetary_episode494]

Or just a smart speaker with a screen in it. Imagine magis just telling your weather for the day.

[@toidIllorTAmI]

It would hit pretty hard.

[@angelotennerelli9473]

4:30 bro is trying to multiclass into a cleric 😂

[@loweffortproductions1985]

2:01 bro tried to multi-class into Bard too

[@GarackTheMad]

I'm glad the Spug found a wizard to hang out with after the whole destroying a planet thing.

[@theithuriel8697]

This is the comment I was looking for, I recognized it, but I just couldn't remember its name

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

@@theithuriel8697Same! Occasionally I come back to rewatch that one, it’s so good! 😂

[@theithuriel8697]

@@anastasijahabarova1533 absolutely, shows how good it is that it can make one laugh multiple Times :D

[@Kennisaurus]

His name is Mike and he's delicious

[@tinaperez7393]

​​@@anastasijahabarova1533 omg me too - their star wars planet destroying spug one is soo good and one of their top videos. And they have a LOT of great videos. I rewatch their content frequently. I have so many favorites.

[@trevorolsen6455]

I live for the moments in these videos where someone very briefly breaks character. Like when he says "bear trop, bear trap" and you can hear the stifled laugh.

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

I didn’t realize which channel had posted this and for the first 5 seconds of the video thought “Wow, Jacob has upped his production value significantly AND got a new wizard costume!”

[@joefamliyguy1551]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@JoseRS1186]

I know who that is!!!

[@Zexceeda]

Omg xD pretty sure ik who that is lol.

[@OuterRimPride]

Gallatrax, I remember he’s there with his hierarchical undead army. Hope everyone brings a silver shield this time.

[@Uhshawdude]

It’s hierarchical. Its hirgarcichal.

[@wigeongaming1882]

0:13 listerine and sunny d cleansing

[@fatstupiddinosaur]

Yummy

[@Brownie877]

0:42 how my little sister drinks Kool-Aid:

[@AudraK]

How any child drinks😂 it’s hilarious yet so annoying

[@ForgetMeNot.forhoebenligt]

Theres something so funny about an ancient wizard learning riptide on an ukulele

[@chuckwagon3718]

I'm impressed by the commitment to continually make videos that are wizard-themed.

[@buhgioolppppo]

4:10 I laughed so hard when he misspoke xD

[@Kapra_crow]

Fabulous hands, Wizard. ...wizard with no gun....

[@Samuel42069]

You don't need gun if you are real wizard. But you can because guns are cool.

[@fridaypilot]

him trying to learn Riptide on his lyre fucking sent me

[@NixNack]

I feel pondered

[@ArkonArchive]

POV: You are a child watching your dad work in his workshop and drinking beer. Relatable, if I had a dad.

[@darkflare121]

I watched this video at midnight, the doorbell sound made my dog go nuts, woke up my whole house and set all the dogs off on my street. 10/10

[@Hawk7886]

yeah doing doorbells in videos is not really cool even for a comedy bit, my dogs went nuts too

[@burnttoast111]

@@Hawk7886 You just need to hire a doorbell crier. When the doorbell is pressed, it raises a flag, and then the crier shouts "Doorbell! Doorbell! Doorbell!". Your dogs won't be confused by those sounds on videos anymore.

[@dot606]

​@Hawk7886 you sound fun at parties

[@oatjuice5921]

​@@Hawk7886cry me a river

[@Hawk7886]

@@burnttoast111 nah the dogs would go nuts with that too

[@harpiessnow]

You just unlocked a new isekai idea. "I Died And Was Reborn In Another World As A Wizard's Crystal Ball."

[@Bananamaniaco]

If said Wizard is the most stereotypical, Merlin-like wizard I would unironically binge that shit

[@XantuxNepomuk]

It's kinda crazy that this is such a stereotypical wizard and fantsy world, but I can't think of any other media that explores these kinds of wizards

[@ToastlsHere]

0:33 What Da Dog Doi-...

[@nebricback1430]

I’ve waited 10,000 years for this video

[@tonoornottono]

the very first moment i saw the portal i knew it was a glory portal

[@benruniko]

Of course that is what a wizard would do with magic lol

[@cb5309]

Uhhhh Magius the Great, dude I think you left your orb on… all the gnome chicks from the 9th dimension are totally watching rn😅

[@Sypher474]

I hoped the channel name meant this was a long running series. I was completely prepared to binge watch a dozen hours of this wizard going about his day from the perspective of his orb. Please do more.

[@Doombringer55]

The most horrifying aspect of this video is that wizard orbs use Microsoft Teams for voice/video calls

[@dawsontrobaugh6036]

He really thought he could play the Song of Ripped Tides

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

I want the spells for his hands, they’re so soft looking and that manicure 💅 immaculate

[@sinabon3331]

the fact that he's learning riptide on the ukulele is killing me

[@EdgyPastaSauceBoi]

The fucking beginning with the arm being reattached was so incredibly well done holy shit!!! Super clever and like the effects on it go crazy, bravo!!!

[@newtonbomb]

This is actually pretty compelling, ngl. I feel this format could actually make a pretty decent miniseries, and I think the guys are ready to tell a serious story (bent with their classic humor, of course).

[@JadeNin-ja]

OMG HE CAUSED THE GREAT PHARMACLYSUM THAT THE MAGIC SELLER TOLD US ABOUT

[@wackbyte]

thaumaclysm

[@juless27]

isnt it the great thaumaclysm

[@Svefngengill]

I thought it was "vomiclysm". Thaumaclysm sounds less messy.

[@bagelmonstah]

watching this on my work laptop and that Teams ringtone had me panicking lmao

[@kerimoore8810]

SAME

[@maxsemenov7342]

When Wizards with Guns has better cgi than any Hollywood movie you've ever watched 😂

[@Kurls.]

There is no CGI this is real

[@Morokei_The_Mad]

I do miss Magius sometimes! I remember last we met he summoned a demon from the 9 hells and it wreaked havoc on my small village LOL!! Glad to see he’s still doing ok after our little incident at Golden Corral (yikes).

[@bonnome2]

Props to the props people, good like always

[@Gunbudder]

2:13 The boglin makes another appearance! love that guy's work in the star wars one

[@swordfire5013]

Magius' orb is just a ring doorbell some alien sold to him as a magic orb

[@bashtheman3016]

I just realized why he was making a portal to the suction dimension... Glory portal makes alot more sense now

[@jonclark1405]

2:45 Galatrax mentioned, let's go!

[@molt45]

Remember Galatrax, he's there.

[@rlsvid]

I love this improv feel from these sketches. It's hard to tell what is planned and what is done on the spot. Imagine the creative process these guys have

[@tuckervanrensselaer6945]

my only dream was to be an orb

[@tosseddwarf]

This is one of the funniest concepts imaginable! Genius execution. You guys rolled a Nat 20 in real life.

[@iDabbl]

humor doesn't get any better than this

[@stormblessed178]

Everyone knows the feds listen to you through the orbs

[@septicnerd4991]

Finally, some repersentation for us wizards living our best lives

[@moriakpotato]

Love all the random magical stuff happening in the background 🧙‍♂

[@Blibers]

POV: you're in a wizards pony jar

[@PaletaLee]

this is the the best sketch ive seen in months!! PLEASE, MOOOOOREEEEEEEEE!

[@NyscanRohid]

-- Yet Another POV Submission -- Is original: Yes. Uses "point of view" correctly: Yes. Makes necessary use of its format: Yes. Grade: 100% (A+++, immediate acceptance, full-ride scholarship, merit award status, a gilded plaque on the campus dedication wall, new head of staff nomination, and a license to a new slur against your entire generation that only you can say)

[@joyfulnoize6958]

Head *on Staff nomination. It's more wizardly.

[@hardcoreholman303]

I would love more of this. 😂 Wizzards chilling in their Towers is hilarious. You could even do different kinds of wizards

[@N-cromancer]

Thank God the wizards are back. Your the only channel I've ever given too lol. Y'all are worth it

[@HoloTheDrunk]

2:25 my browser crashed at the exact moment the wizard touched the orb, it hadn't crashed in multiple months before that... Sorcery

[@thebirdbrained.]

I wasn’t expecting the quality of this video to be so good lol Recommending to friends

[@percythecryptid]

this is the kind of quality content i expect to see whenever i use this site.

[@Thetechgeek2100]

5:55 Why'd I have a feeling that they'd ban pointy hats 😂😂 BUT JEANS, THE HORROR 💀

[@goblin105]

This shit is gold. It has given me so many chaotic ideas. THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME!! YOU GENIUS MAN YOU!!!

[@Kekatronic]

I like how it implies the delivery dude got past the first line of mechanical traps without any guidance before getting stuck on the magical stuff.

[@The.silly.beings]

Casually chugging a few potions is very real

[@AustinG-pv7ze]

Finally! A video that’s actually about wizards

[@tara_james-bosch]

I've watched this video so many times now... I think the wizard has me trapped in his Orb 😳🔮

[@burnttoast111]

"Dear Jesus, if you are real show me a sign" That's some dark necromancy...

[@Mica-e1n]

My flatmate’s boyfriend just walked in on me watching this video in the kitchen, hunched over the countertop eating my late night dinner consisting entirely of toasted hot dog buns

[@briananeuraysem3321]

I’ve carefully considered this statement, an I actually think this has to be one of my favorite KZbin videos of all time

[@silentwarrior3]

“I DONT CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS! I! CAST! FIREBALL!”

[@donvitopatata]

Holy shit youve outdone yourselves with the production on this one. The set is marvelous

[@tinaperez7393]

4:40 - great Heinz Doofenschmirtz sounding voice! 😂

[@7.__.]

Possibly Joel haver

[@RandomWorksOfficial]

Damn I didn’t even see him clean my face, I gotta lay off the dragon’s dust.

[@REL10000]

I like how this dude portrayed a wizard as a crazy person who gets drunk and eats aliens.

[@catolan4017]

I think i see what took so long. Looks amazing!

[@feederbrian9457]

This was more entertaining than I anticipated. I was expecting to just sit here being pondered the whole time.

[@andomrtoob7338]

This wizard nasty af

[@MiscellanAtlas]

Didn’t know that wizards were so relatable

[@aRealGhost_]

unironically one of the coziest looking places ive ever seen XD

[@adamcsanki6641]

the production quality is crazy, you guys are amazing

[@-jakey-]

"There was a big bear trot...trap" lmao that got me

[@AmusedWalrus]

Hey I just want to say I really love your guy's content. We have lost many great sketch comedy KZbinrs over the years, and I have watched *many* of them. You guys are one of my favorite of all time, and I think you are way too underrated. I really hope you guys keep gaining subscribers and keep the videos coming for years to come. Thanks.