When you show up to Spirit Halloween last minute.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What "real item" are you certain is the LAST to sell at Spirit Halloween?

[@BonWeired]

Gotta be the bag of wet spider webs

[@Felineinalabcoat]

SpoooOoOoOky Milk.

[@thunderwise]

Uncle Jim's ingrown hair

[@ParkerAndres-tm8bo]

A studio apartment

[@phitsf5475]

Pants that crap themselves

[@thedoge7743]

That ending leads me to ask where he got the child sized plantation owner costume from

[@MegaChickenonastick]

And TWO white Obamas

[@ArturGlass.C]

Some dead child out there has some explaining to do.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@ArturGlass.Cthat kid was hella problematic and something _had_ to be done about him 😤

[@rewenemp]

@@jeremytitus9519🤣🤣🤣

[@buttbuttson737]

Or Kyle Rittenhouse.

[@phantompyro6482]

"It's fine, I know his reach" is unironically the funniest line and delivery lol

[@sleepy.timaeus.arts.]

i couldnt stop thinking about it for the rest of the skit 💀

[@kali-wolf]

I couldn't stop thinking about that line during the rest of the video, he nailed the delivery! 😂 These guys all have their own unique type of funny and I can't get enough!

[@Mad_Possum]

basically dark souls veterans

[@KellyRyan-k9k]

I was cracking up

[@hounoki]

Best part

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Rainforest cafe manager is actually terrifying. The existential dread is palpable.

[@Eddysamson1]

Keep Eddy Burback away from anyone in that costume

[@ip0dhacker007]

Idk iif this was intentional or not but per the other comment I like how the first thing you see after clickinf the link is the Eddy Burback video. Like is that all?

[@CrypticCocktails]

Soon to be my life, maybe

[@musicingflowing]

Handheld pyramid scheme - included.

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

Enhanced mediocrity

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

The Hispanic skeleton was already kinda funny. A second one being added was downright hilarious

[@Bapuji42]

I always thought Frank was Polynesian or something.

[@dreamcanvas5321]

@@Bapuji42 ...but does the Spirit manager know that?

[@Bapuji42]

@@dreamcanvas5321 buena pregunta

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@Bapuji42 his name is Frank St. John, that's a pretty hispanic name haha. but I think his racial ambiguity adds to his versatility as an actor! kinda like Ann Perkins in Parks and Rec lmao

[@Bapuji42]

@@nomoretwitterhandles Rashida Jones is lowkey hott

[@jakeheinrichs2235]

I like to imagine the shop keeper's eye "makeup" is actually just black eyes from the skeleton before he figured out its reach.

[@pythonbbx]

The squirting fog machine caught me so off guard

[@Buzz-sd6ms]

It's so accurate though

[@ryanscottnix]

That was hilarious! It's funny that they mentioned it earlier in the video, too. hehehe

[@Whytho2000]

Look up chekhov's gun, neat story telling device that alot of writers use for comedic effect and for helping to build stories.

[@Veazeysbanjo]

Fucking got me

[@jeele_fish]

So true!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Grammarpolicedepartment24]

I like the thought that every decoration and costume just comes from someone in a spirit Halloween. Like they just killed Batman.

[@jacextreme6432]

Edit: OP edited the comment and what it’s trying to say is stated clearer. My reply doesn’t make sense anymore. Original reply: “That’s literally the joke”

[@HeckYep]

R.I.P. Ed Sheeran

[@SamSherr-Nelson-n9e]

@@jacextreme6432 no, but the implication that ALL of them, not just pizza guy, being killed means that batman specifically was killed is something i didnt think about as he wasnt mentioned

[@jonholla6463]

Youre still just explaining the joke lol​@@SamSherr-Nelson-n9e

[@SeaMollusk]

⁠@@HeckYep No not Edd Sheeran, just Sexy Edd Sheeran

[@13chomp4]

"Nobody took the gun from that one" - Fellow court case watcher

[@sandllc1361]

No one should take the gun from that one

[@Logan-nk4vg]

People tried to take the gun from that one…. didn’t work

[@CanItAlready]

​@@sandllc1361Shouldn't have had one

[@sandllc1361]

@@CanItAlready says you

[@TheDeathlyG]

​@@sandllc1361 weird place to simp for a murderer, but that's KZbin I guess

[@dirrdevil]

Nothing sells the reality of retail work like an opening shot of cheap products tossed haphazardly all over the floor by no class animals.

[@nathanielreichert4638]

Yeah their attention to detail is so good 😂

[@ValueNetwork]

I love the implication that just like the Pizza delivery guy, the Mailmom, the Rainforest cafe manager and all the other costumes, this Spirit Halloween worker Murdered a child that was coincidentally dressed like a Plantation owner on Halloween, but it wasn’t a Halloween costume it was just the child’s normal clothes that then became a Halloween costume post mortem.

[@AlbertScoot]

It's a real child that owned a plantation from way back when.

[@racheeerach]

It has just been on the shelves for a loooong time.

[@milbo06]

Holy shit, this skit was one of the best you guys made The multilayered setups which all seemed liks just jokes, that was so genius

[@QuietGrave]

2:36 me fighting the endgame boss for the 400th time:

[@totaldan99]

Nah that one got me so bad 😂

[@Creekmore]

His En is unbelievable. Phantom Troupe material.

[@Froku89]

The pizza guy costume cost extra........on account of the ultra-realistic piss stains

[@jakezepeda1267]

Comes with real jar of piss to customize your piss stains.

[@KattKylskap]

4:47 they got the disgraced minecraft youtuber

[@Breaking_Chad]

With little kids phone numbers!

[@m1k3y48]

Nice catch

[@MrRedpanda2442]

Including real minors phone numbers!

[@dowesschule]

Please explain. Waht youtuber?

[@thrainosaren5925]

​@@dowesschule do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

[@onetrickgirl]

"regular" fucking got me

[@Breaking_Chad]

The fog machine squirting him while he was down was killer

[@ScarletRebel96]

I live in Texas so i can actually dress and LEGALLY go as a wizard with a gun for Halloween this year

[@markmurex6559]

U r lucky.

[@GrimNephilim]

You can legally dress like that in any state. It's called dress up. The gun is fake.

[@Jgfhujnggg23342]

@@GrimNephilimr/whoosh

[@satgurs]

@@GrimNephilim the channel is called wizards with guns, not wizards with fake guns

[@GrimNephilim]

@@Jgfhujnggg23342 r/woosh? Man what are we on highschool again 😂

[@LiamHighducheck]

I love that the rainforest cafe manager costume includes a sparkling volcano cake that is supposedly inside the plastic sleeve

[@piggysharkx]

4:50 "real phone numbers of minors" underneath minecraft youtuber has me dieing 💀 Edit: fixed time stamp

[@somenerd8139]

Damn bro you got a good eye

[@johngojcevic8731]

Edit it again it’s dying, not dieing.

[@TypeHoeNegative]

@@johngojcevic8731 no child left behind unfortunately

[@johngojcevic8731]

@@TypeHoeNegative lmao

[@nathanielreichert4638]

I’m telling you, the little details they put in are hilarious 😂

[@shanpsoldout]

i showed this to my boss and now i've been sent to a spirit halloween in search of corporate slug costumes for the entire office

[@Neon99]

Be careful

[@birb330]

Still alive?

[@AnEmu404]

@@birb330i don’t think they made it out

[@birb330]

@@AnEmu404 I'll look for the "musician with yellow hat" halloween costume.

[@GameCatcher89]

All the unsold items from Horno's Magic Item Hole end up at Spirit. It's an unregulated and frankly DANGEROUS business practice

[@abbycross90210]

"Nah, I know his reach" had me cackling.

[@silverbeach1557]

I have a lifelong fear of animatronics and that pumpkin one captures exactly what I think those crickety electrofreaks are gonna do to me when I go into Spirit Halloween.

[@serenitygilles7064]

Chucky cheese or Disney land ...? Or five nights if your gen z lol

[@MegaGermanShepherds]

I feel like it’s more scary with Art the Clown or the carnival animatronics they added this year. Last year I remember the big monkey with the crash cymbals. Creeped me out with those big eyes and big mouth!

[@silverbeach1557]

@@serenitygilles7064 Nothing caused it, I just have automatonophobia. It's just a hypersensitivity to the Uncanny Valley effect really. When FNAF came out I was mega excited because I love Chuck E. Cheese. It was like my own personal, year round Haunted House back when they had the whole band in their jerky, rug-skinned, dead-eyed glory. I'll never forget you, fucked up mouse cheerleader...

[@SwordsmanMercenary]

@@MegaGermanShepherds They also have a Ghostface this year that actually says film lines

[@Burger-g4v]

I like how post ozempic fat Albert would just be black face and a red shirt

[@Door227]

No pants

[@nathanielreichert4638]

But remember, the shirt is loose 😂

[@swordfire5013]

HOLY SHIT- "plantation owner" "it's child sized"

[@phoenixgirl70]

This was hilarious yet creepy. I love that you guys go all out with props or places all the time it shows how important the skit is and you aren’t going for a cheap laugh. Wizards rock!

[@suneater_zeef050]

i only recently found out that spirit halloween only appears in the halloween season and doesn't exist the rest of the year, like a pocket dismention. it's very wizard

[@RoStudios]

Can't beleive they robbed a real store for this sketch Respect📈📈📈

[@obamabingchilling]

Will the squirting fog machine be available on valentines day, asking for a friend

[@themarlboromandalorian]

It's almost funnier that he flinched when the smoke machine squirted on him.

[@eu4um]

This was so fucking good. Was super hoping the Zuquap boys would show up as the character photos on the costumes lmao

[@cowslaw]

I'm so glad I got to see the fog machine that squirts squirt before the video ended, thank you Wizards with Guns.

[@Azvee]

Legit impressed that you managed to get a take of the shovel hit without flinching.

[@GrigoryRechistov]

4:09 Wizards' mastery of Chekhov's gun is impeccable. Only this time it is Chekhov's squirt gun.

[@blakewhite3131]

2:35 mad props for that shot, its incredibly hard not to instinctively shut your eyes when you see things appoaching, the wind blowing his hair back is incredible

[@The_Iron_General]

Honestly when he said he was going to Partycity in a Spirit Halloween, idk what else he was expecting to happen to him.

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

The fog machine that squirts callback was chefs kiss, but I can’t believe how long it took me to notice you called your Spirit knockoff “Sprite”, one trademark for another lol bold move

[@Neccoguy21]

The most unbelievable part of this whole video is how knowledgeable the employee is with the stock. "Do you guys sell pirate hats?" *holding a pirate hat* "I dunno prolly not"

[@RyneLanders]

"plantation owner" is the costume Cartman wore on the South Park episode about college athletes 😂

[@Skyrimlizard]

2:40 he memorized the attack pattern 😂

[@vitaminbleach1217]

I LOST it at the child size plantation owner

[@kingbaby210]

Not only hilarious but a pretty good horror aspect you guys truly never miss

[@TimeRed]

This might be my new favorite sketch from you guys, every single joke was great

[@OctoberLeeeee2]

Not the costumes saying “ sprite “ lmfao.

[@KooblyK]

You murdered this production! Props to the prop team 👏

[@JonPRuff]

The production and set design on this one is insane holy shit

[@robyndowney5892]

The haunted animatronic is lowkey horrifying

[@Bushydem0n]

I love that every joke in the beginning gets a reason or callback later on, so perfect

[@BlissfulAriana]

This was actually a really fun halloween sketch.

[@f1redemon966]

Minecraft youtuber costume wither "real minors" at the end, great detail

[@jamesclarke5397]

I had to change my video quality to see that. Worth it

[@ValkyrieXI2]

1:49 Im sure they tried 😂

[@DrBagPhD]

The fact you guys don't have a tv show is fucking criminal, I love this

[@nathanielreichert4638]

Yeah surprised adult swim hasn’t bought nine seasons yet

[@cyberpunk-2O77]

I would take the sexy Frankenstein in a second

[@squishlez]

fr

[@sirsage3311]

2:11 This would be the best animatronic. Just put the Igiling Giling song on repeat and let him bust it down for the whole party.

[@Collisto2435]

“It’s fine I know his reach” why was this the line that made me laugh the most

[@WretchedIcon]

I would unironically buy those gravestones.

[@samusfan117]

Buyer beware, you're in for a scare.

[@mermayhem]

Underrated 😂

[@SamSherr-Nelson-n9e]

I went as Rainforest Cafe Manager once. I was sued by Steven Schussler's estate, even though the costume was officially licensed so it wasn't a legal suit, but anyway they had me work as a Rainforest Cafe manager for the past 35 years for real to pay off my debt as an indentured servant. Sounds good that I at least got a good job, but there's no actual benefit to working more hours since the amount I'm able to actually keep would be the same due to the debt. The state garnishes wages but not in percentages, it just allows you to keep a certain amount. They've been really lobbying the state to raise the maximum wage garnishing. Anyway, my lawyer ended up becoming the love of my life. I'm extremely happy.

[@thebfbs8746]

Glad you were able to find the Wright person for you.

[@Oceansodaz]

@@thebfbs8746this whole thing does actually sound like a Phoenix Wright x Reader fanfic

[@CtrlAltRestore]

R.I.P Ed Sheeran, Post Ozempic Fat Albert, and Green Cylinder.

[@chaotic.banana]

*sexy Ed Sheeran

[@Scarfy101]

perfect timing my dinner's ready

[@EldenRingPlayer-q7c]

I just ate dinner and I didn’t see this

[@NezumiBoy]

Same!!!

[@v---v3511]

Lucky boi

[@Cosmosdestructor]

I get the joke

[@AshGreen359]

I would totally buy that animatronic

[@cozmothedog1742]

Love how it says “sprite Halloween” on all of the costumes labels

[@Cyranek]

this is real I've worked at spirit halloween for the past 15 years and we actually do this

[@aryst0krat]

I'm so glad y'all have the prop budget for this.

[@johannesbrennan]

Wait does the ending imply that mail mom and the child plantation owner were actual customers?

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

If so, it also implies that "White Obama" and "Sexy Ed Sheeran" were actual customers, lol.

[@GrimNephilim]

​@@MatthewTheWanderer no but it implied that the rainforest cafe worker and mailmom were.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@GrimNephilim How does it not also imply that White Obama and Sexy Ed Sheeran were also customers?

[@GrimNephilim]

@@MatthewTheWanderer idk I'm just commenting

[@GrimNephilim]

@@MatthewTheWanderer yup

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Shout out to everyone buckled on their toilet right now!

[@maledictionwolf]

I kept thinking the ruffle on his shirt was a wreath of dollar bills lol

[@Bapuji42]

The pumpkin head's plaintive line in Indonesian killed me.

[@ShadowParanoia]

man, the time and money you guys put into the set here is awesome! hope you guys blow up soon, you definitely deserve it!

[@Zerophoenix1]

the writing in this channel is really so solid. that video felt like it was 2 minutes but it was 5 minutes

[@giggabiite4417]

I was looking away from the computer when he said "mailmom," and I thought he said "mail-bomb" and held up a picture of the bomb that the Mexico Brother's tried to sell. Little disappointed it wasn't that, but the video was still fantastic (nice job)

[@VictorSnakevenom1]

The fact that there was no Chekhov’s gun with the actual gun was the biggest plot twist IMO

[@lukazdog4284]

"Kyle Rittenhouse, but no one took the gun from that one" 🤣

[@2thomask]

They tried 😂

[@toodarnshooty8820]

That joke was multilayered.

[@lukazdog4284]

@@2thomask and miserably failed 🤣

[@collegerulednotebook]

blind referee is hilarious

[@Tazter25]

Bros prop game next LEVEL, don't be surprised when some Hollywood movie comes out coping this

[@Chesapeakeexotics]

“Drake” talking about sexy Scrooge and sexy Frankenstein

[@GD0nly]

"It's fine, I know his reach"

[@jabpope9304]

This was super good felt like way more production value than the normal skits.

[@BidoofSquad]

I love that minecraft youtuber comes with a real minor's phone number, should really help you get into character!

[@2.x-n]

Hispanic and regular I’m fucking dying

[@The-R3d-M4ge]

These sketches keep getting better

[@gimbrol]

I would've gotten the "never forget" costume.

[@breathingspace3485]

The production value is so good :)

[@OccultTraveler]

Green Cylinder is pretty good for a party setting though.

[@aila6814]

The fact that the disgraced minecraft youtuber costume has a phone number on it is very very funny.

[@swordfire5013]

I- You will forever be my favorite channel Wizards, not a single video has failed to make me laugh

[@toasonic]

These guys have so many props!!! 😂

[@justinlipkin]

They did the Monster Mash!

[@Scrambingle]

yall weren't pregnant, but still delivered

[@iamjustkiwi]

I find like 95% of comedy stuff people make to be awful and cringey but WWG makes banger after banger. I still rewatch the typing with a remote video like weekly and die laughing. Y'all deserve ALL the credit and views.

[@Necro_fury]

dude, ALLLLLL da props, nice job getting so many

[@kyle5778]

I just want to say thanks. Your videos genuinely make me happy to watch. Having a bad day, watch some WWG. I know you're just doing what you guys enjoy and you make a living off it, but it does help people. Stay amazing guys

[@CizerKedi]

That. Was. Awesome!

[@rigbycarter2157]

I went to a spirit Halloween this afternoon. And I come home to this fun surprise

[@Sam_Bolic]

The plot is genius

[@timothyneli]

Lmfao, Hispanic skeleton next to skeleton was great. Missed you guys this video was top notch

[@TheJasonaut]

Oh man, I loved the animatronic so much! Great sketch/video all around.

[@Mr.Shmeat]

THAT WAS FREAKING SCARY! I shit myself! I mean I shit myself BEFORE watching the video, but shit nonetheless!

[@vomitoparasita]

1:58 I LOVE HIM!!! HE IS SO CUTE