WKUK Baby Traits

The Whitest Kids U'Know

[@brandonjames2368]

"I am such a big fan of the gays..." Don't know why that line is so damn funny to me!

[@ISCARI0T]

because no one likes them

[@erikjohnsen3978]

They are so funny.

[@TheAndrewj96]

Because it’s just about the most awkward way imaginable to tell somebody you’re not homophobic. That and Trevor’s delivery is perfect.

[@asdfg2560]

Wow it must have been hard to do this all with a green screen

[@CloudxBoys]

Funny

[@TheRealFoop]

Notice they were never in the same shot. No green screen necessary!

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

What video is that from?

[@GearWukong]

Good old Hollywood magic

[@jordanstrahan4307]

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts The Classroom skit

[@Bowler6611]

This baby better be HILARIOUS 😂

[@ryanwhitaker4444]

Best part of this skit: they randomized the baby's traits by flipping a coin. Despite being able to *choose* traits, the baby's genes will be determined randomly anyway.

[@masonangus4262]

Youre joking right?

[@ryanwhitaker4444]

mason angus Well, except for those chosen by the doctor.

[@a1be31s8x9]

Ryan Whitaker It's not random... It's restricted to genes possessed by the parents.

[@ryanwhitaker4444]

Brian Rana Random within a set is still random.

[@masonangus4262]

I mean, that was the whole point of the skit. That is like saying the funniest part of the skit is the jokes

[@stellehonig1541]

In all fairness he'd probably be pretty funny

[@mchevre]

They always use that same hospital shot for skits involving hospitals, and I always thought to myself "that looks a lot like Detroit Medical Center... hmmm." Then I looked closely at the street sign. It literally is DMC lol

[@nicholasshackleferd]

Oh so they really do have black doctors

[@patricksnoring4739]

@@nicholasshackleferdcan you imagine how many bikes get stolen in that area

[@moodyplus]

So I told my gay, black, one-legged doctor about this video and he thought it was hilarious!

[@LootFragg]

He would have kicked your ass if he hadn't been busy mentally undressing his parole officer.

[@moodyplus]

LootFragg Why did you think he is on parole?

[@asdfg2560]

@@moodyplus because he’s black duh

[@kilometerbob2662]

@@moodyplus welllllllllllllll ya know

[@hankr.h.1032]

Your gay black pirate doctor who is hilarious??

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

That was "Black Doctor"

[@alexandralaine1154]

I wonder how many people caught on that this is a spin on the 1997 movie "Gattaca".

[@k1ng5urfer]

such a great film

[@JonFromWA]

I wonder if this skit is due to Crazy Zach making "Black Doctor".

[@Joshlul]

Saw Sam at SDCC, cool guy, apparently we were like the third people who recognized him! I'm disappointed San Diego.

[@ems7623]

Imagine trying to have a normal day out with strangers interrupting you several times to have a conversation with the characters you play. It gets old very quickly.

[@testtest-ol3yi]

@@ems7623 san diego comic con what do u think hes there for, gay sex?

[@ralek592]

@@ems7623 imagine critiquing an 8 year old comment with something completely presumptuous and pretentious while ignoring what they said

[@wanderinginthewoods_sam]

Trevor is so damn hilarious in this sketch, even though it's so damn arkward. 3:00 I love this part so much. *"We could."* You can even hear him swallowing, lol!!

[@orangesoda4535]

Oh, my god; I've been looking for this for months

[@parkerpilt2249]

It's real life character customization!

[@h4tchetman]

so... that's how it's going to be huh? LMFAO!!!! xD

[@kscolesaccount]

This freaking hilarious!

[@Saltedstreusel]

We're gonna have a gay black pirate baby😂😂 rofl

[@donttalktomeyoureannoying8736]

I love how the exterior shot is actually the DMC, Detroit Medical Center, with poorly photoshopped superimposed titles 😂😂😂😂 0:01

[@ralek592]

It's their running joke for hospital skits and I love it

[@MrArbiter99]

this was gold

[@Kansasrailfan101]

The awkwardness haha

[@briana656]

Think I was born in that hospital.

[@8balls122]

yes Mario... you are the chosen one....

[@austinherby9218]

We're gonna have a gay black pirate baby. XD

[@sourpatchtkids]

Omg pure gold

[@zacharyermey3432]

Would have been funny if when Trevor pulled out the quarter, it was like 10 times the size of a regular quarter.

[@freshfishonly]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO I think that would be pretty funny I think

[@CrazyBrick30]

WTF? Where did that come from? And how does this have so many likes? That's the equivalent of saying, "It would have been so funny if the doctor wrote with a novelty pen that was huge." I mean, it would, but like... why? "The doorknob should have broken off when they left his office." The jokes are supposed to be the writing, not an attempt at being The Three Stooges. God!

[@StarscreamsGirl]

@@CrazyBrick30it would be hilarious if the doctor wrote with a pen that was huge

[@CrazyBrick30]

@@StarscreamsGirl lol inorite liek lmao its be totes hilaryus if like dey farted n poopded LOL! lol lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StarscreamsGirl]

@@CrazyBrick30 I hope that some day you can make peace with the big quarter

[@TheRacso2552]

Haha, so good.

[@brenankean6634]

a skit i havent seen? dark magic

[@gohalogo97]

Oh dude! Remember me from Kindergarten? I was the Three-legged, Bi-sexual,Albino kid!

[@awddfg]

did you go to chernobyl

[@TheSnorlax7]

...and I thought I was adopted... D':

[@DontKnowDontCare626]

holy shit this is valt tech fallout tec

[@DontKnowDontCare626]

this is f***** up but its freaking funny as hell. #good job

[@primal9238]

Wow, only 400k subscribers and under 100k views for this video? Surprised they were a lot bigger. Use to love them and they have so many great skits. Perfect for YT too.

[@MINTY_FN]

WKYK wasn't a web series originally. It was a TV series from 2006-2011. This channel uploaded clips of the show to KZbin years later. Before that clips would commonly be uploaded to sites like Ebaumsworld and shared that way. They were, for the time, a massive hit but their peak popularity predates this.

[@jakepotter5962]

This is also not their official channel. Their real channel has around 130k subs. This is a very successful fan channel that the WKUK guys don't profit from.

[@3maroonflatts]

Your paper mario man, you can do anything.

[@brendaluna173]

wait.... black doctor?

[@SpazzyMcGee1337]

And?

[@supafly0345]

he can read real fast, he's good at science and math!

[@SpazzyMcGee1337]

Supafly03 Doctors are almost never good at science and math. As my psychologist sister would say, they require a lot of crystallized intelligence but little fluid intelligence (in other words it is all memorization).

[@supafly0345]

SpazzyMcGee1337 i was referencing the WKUK sketch OP was talking about

[@harrietpotter649]

lol this is a good one

[@BestGuitarTutorials]

build-a-baby

[@Ultran122]

Gee, they sure did make that black guy who played the doctor realistic on the green screen. Could you imagine, a BLACK doctor. Haha.

[@Dembofant]

Haha. Ha. No.

[@razedeezy]

Gee, the same exact black joke that is in every single WKUK sketch that has a black person in it. Could you imagine, an ORIGINAL comment. Haha.

[@Ragnarill]

ZOo00OOm It never gets old he he he

[@actualturtle2421]

He was never in any real danger at all.

[@JustVisiting_]

Dang, I've never seen this one!😊

[@jakub5]

It took me one minute and 4 seconds before i realized it said traits not trains, bit disappointed.

[@ASTXREA]

Go ahead.

[@ac3d657]

when he said white and black I didn't expect it, mainly cause I forgot this was WKUK

[@verbalviper]

I had a black, gay doctor once. He did not watch WKUK

[@dcacnc]

brave new world lol

[@CC-hz1qm]

Too fun 😅

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

yes you can

[@sethgecko8974]

Here after Barbarian!!

[@SensitiveWarrior]

Xbox or Playstation?

[@isaiahpero7837]

Let's be real for a second: Who here WOULDN'T want a gay, black, pirate baby?? AND he'll be funny?! Yes, please. 😂🤣

[@mr.thiccums8077]

A GAY BLACK PIRATE BABY BAHAYHAHAHAH I CANT

[@johnparks1125]

go ahead I beg you!!!

[@Asadron]

Gattaca anyone?

[@wotruannwah5678]

Uh oh.

[@intothekey]

This skit is oddly prophetic..

[@okapi23]

'or Mexican' lmao

[@Loriddian]

Is this how Ectolife will be?

[@MikeHickey]

I thought the doctors boyfriend in the photo was Andy Kaufman

[@Sauceguy241]

A gay black pirate baby

[@DavidPiskula]

they upload shitloads of old videos randomly... :D

[@IconoclastZeitgeist]

They made the wrong choice. A gay one-legged Asian gal with blue eyes was clearly the only correct decision here.

[@DutchAngel15]

Sure

[@VenOG]

Where's my comment?

[@johncardiges5368]

WTF DID I JUST SEE

[@dadbeat1143]

Wonder what coin they used lol

[@jacobdooley2533]

Hahahaha

[@Xenomorphmaindbd999]

I knew race was going to be there

[@jnelson4611]

Hahahahaha

[@WellInvestedLuv]

please do

[@skinnyjason3666]

1 leg or 2? xD gay black pirate baby

[@traviswentz7716]

guy

[@OSchlate]

hmmmmmm.... abortion? no no.....that can't be right....

[@wolvensoul9147]

Why is this so relevant today though?

[@VenOG]

First.

[@sojournerkarunatruth4406]

Breeder resentment **galore** 😱

[@jackreid2664]

Breeder?

[@violenceisfun]

@@jackreid2664 cishets that think having kids is "natural" and somehow "good".

[@jackreid2664]

@@violenceisfun I mean, it is natural. Good is up to debate though, sure.

[@violenceisfun]

@@jackreid2664 you cishets aren't natural.

[@Crimsoncorn]

@@violenceisfun lmao

[@J-MANVII]

I swear this is exactly how things are going right now and it is not good

[@RealEnerjak]

Blue is not an exotic eye color. Cyan is, mostly because nobody has those colored eyes.

[@dannybacon6381]

Blue eyes is a recessive trait, therefor more "Exotic".

[@ExoticPerfection]

***** I'm a mutation? Sweeet.

[@checkle1]

that's like a Komodo dragon saying that he's not exotic because there's thousands of other Komodo's around him.

[@PenguinJr]

***** you know everything about us is technically... you know that right?

[@ScottIrving746]

Yellow is exotic because nobody has those colored eyes. Looking at the lying shit up above...

[@DarcyWhyte]

Two legs better.

[@parsnipguy2986]

what's the point of chosing the baby's sexual preference if you can't chose it to be bisexual anyway

[@IluvinortheIneffable]

Gays are funny

[@PaladinGear15]

If that coin landed perfectly on its side, would the baby be bi? xD

[@sockbucketfrance]

Darren isn't the girl therefore worst sketch

[@jimmythe-gent]

I'm gonna go with straight...? And maybe not have my family tree end with my child? Cool?

[@phattybacon931]

Great social commentary. People have an in-group preference; the skit highlights how totally absurd our present culture is in going in the complete opposite direction. (to the absolute destruction of the group, as evidenced in the raclal and sxu4l components)

[@bakerieYT]

No sh¡t sherlock. That's why it's funny been funny the past decade.

[@futuretrunks6430]

Sadly hormone therapy is real

[@MadMazov]

Your kidding?

[@futuretrunks6430]

Nope their trying to pass it so they can do it to kids that aren't even born yet

[@MadMazov]

Bob Turd seems awful, are there any benefits?

[@AlbanianJesus]

NobleSeraphim Preventing kids from being born with geneticly passed diseases and disability

[@jackreid2664]

What? Why is that a bad thing? It's not like we have full on designer babies or something. It's just to prevent illness or deformity.

[@RadTradX]

Looking more and more like the unfortunate reality

[@JasonTaylor90210]

Damn nine years ago but you can actually do this now? Interesting... weird. Shouldn't be fucking with nature though...

[@Passonator11]

That Michael More sketch is so hilarious!:D