WKUK Genie

[@Shnailz67]

I love how Timmy was cool with the rhyming genie at first until he started denying it for no reason

[@vegasvanga5442]

No I didn't... no I didn't!hgyygygygygbjuytghfvb nghjkybvnmuyhjkiouytjkiouykmloyb,h6789hjloyi,n.hbnvchgftre4wsdxzczdsawqasdxcdfersw43r5tfghbvnu8,.0-p;'/.908m, bnvhgfre Sorry had to wipe keyboard

[@TBomb15]

three wishes when there is no wishing for more wishes: 1. no unintended consequences of wishes 2. foresee all outcomes of wishes in advance 3. more genies

[@Apophis40K]

Just wish that wishing more wishes would be possible

[@MastaSmack]

Beat me to it.

[@davidtucker9498]

@Jon Willig Nope. First wish.

[@volcelraptor3983]

@@davidtucker9498 Incorrect. You asked for it so you get it. Saying it's an "unintended consequence" is like saying burning your hand is an unintended consequence of putting it on a hot stove since you didn't intend to burn your hand when you put it there.

[@davidtucker9498]

@@volcelraptor3983 That's the point of making the first wish. Your argument is invalid.

[@jimtreebob2096]

Everyone’s overlooking the best joke! “Hi, my name is Genie Simmons.”

[@1480-b5g]

How old are you?

[@pepepepepe33]

@@1480-b5g 26

[@brandonellis8111]

I didn't notice the Kiss reference until you mentioned it 😂

[@MrEvanNoyes]

It’s only the best joke if you’re a child that’s proud of yourself for knowing who Kiss is.

[@Hotcodservedwarmly]

Yeah... How 625 people saw through the drool press like, is... Okay, Kiss are some pretty darn slick Jews

[@michaellehner2618]

“No I didn’t....” “No I didn’t”

[@DankDaHerbalist]

Best part haha

[@justinwebber5313]

"So Darren, we're gonna paint you blue." "Sounds like a pain in the ass but it'll be worth it for a gag. What's my line?" "About that..."

[@MegaHutare]

I swear this used to be at least 240p, but maybe my memory is just a higher resolution

[@garrettchandler1948]

Memories upscale to 720p

[@xMasterSparku]

Maybe you saw a different upload?

[@soundrogue4472]

No, it's just your memories processed differently by your brain. You see humans are not like computers where the hard drive stores information. You have a bunch of neurons connected inside your head and that you're going to remember it in a higher resolution than it was presented. The same thing happened to me with the Super Mario RPG video.

[@rebca_]

I was watching this video, read the comments, then scrolled back up, and then the video suddenly looked way worse. It's like my brain didn't even notice the quality until you brought it up.

[@DeagleGamesTV]

@@soundrogue4472 I definitely remember being able to make out facial features in the original upload, fairly certain it was at least 360p if not 480p. These are all reuploads after the purge several years ago.

[@buddyfett1341]

I'm going to tell my kids this is the live action Alladin

[@Chipotleadvisory]

It’s a better use of the digital medium

[@Timorio]

they will not believe u it is not long eough

[@Cyanice]

why?

[@joeblowsmithjones]

I love how the Genie didn’t actually use any magic to grant his wishes.

[@kam2894]

that’s the entire joke

[@sammatthews8779]

@@kam2894 actually the entire joke is the kid uses his wishes for horrible shit instead of just money and stuff but whatever.

[@kam2894]

Sam Matthews not really though, being president is a logical wish.. and the other ones were most likely just because it would be humorous since the genie has to manually do it

[@Sean-kg7vh]

Both

[@scottvertical398]

Wow thanks for explaining the joke for me my fellow 30 IQ brother

[@HandsUp12100]

I love the fact that the genie has to do everything manually instead of just magically making it so

[@Sweet_Reverb]

Sam does this PERFECTLY.

[@barroldtrumboma9162]

You again... 😖

[@charliekill88]

Caleb Carr what’s wrong with him?

[@Chibblechabble]

Chaminar Killz just look at his pic

[@uyuyuy99]

@@Chibblechabble IT'S A FURRY! RUN

[@moscreefus]

Name one thing Sam doesn't do perfectly. You can't!

[@noahhastings6145]

You know, I'm pretty sure wishes 1&2 are prerequisites for wish 3

[@elgatochurro]

If you're a liberal

[@DarkZide8]

@@elgatochurro I don't know where you conservatives come from when you make those shitty statements. I mean 1) nobody is defending a specific side 2) your side is riddled with rapists too.

[@elgatochurro]

Lol this bitch blocks me after asking me a question

[@UkraineJames2000]

based and redpilled

[@elgatochurro]

@007 megaoof you're*

[@slappy10524]

I love when Sam shows up Timmy is like "NOW we're talking!" for some reason.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"I picked up smoking, my doctor said I have an ulcer" "hehe yea!"

[@ArcYT]

when someone is talking to you and you're not interested

[@Pyro-Moloch]

I like how there's 4 genies (and potentially more) living in one lamp.

[@entombedmachine1518]

OH, there are more!!!

[@tomasrivero6423]

Living space has become expensive

[@IAmRodyle]

Dude in the background is totally left hanging at 4:30

[@elijah821]

This might be a little late, but I was looking for crotch bulges for 30 seconds lol

[@lordmoldybutt1260]

@@elijah821 same

[@SGprooo]

What?

[@stevelibby6852]

That's me at work.

[@ramseyhunt4617]

The beginning of this sketch is so fucking funny. It sets up a situation and then instantly ends it.

[@ranierserratore8471]

Hey im Darren your genie, meh

[@brianbell139]

Hi four years ago comment, i'm from the future!

[@lordtachanka903]

What’s ur profile pic

[@blakeswanson1322]

Brian Bell he prolly dead

[@DUDERMANx]

@@brianbell139 hi 1 year ago comment, oh boy you wouldn't believe what 2020 is like here in the future

[@MoonshineH]

@@DUDERMANxJust wait til you see 2024

[@thomasslone1964]

gene: you have there wishes me: i wish i had unlimited wishes gene: you can't wish for that me: i wish i could

[@ryanvaughn3894]

I feel like this could make a really good full feature film

[@aryanraj627]

"but that'll make her die" xD LOLOLOL

[@klipsfilmsmelbourne]

Rule 1 can’t kill anybody Rule 2 can’t make anybody fall in love Rule 3 can’t bring back to the dead

[@steakknives]

Wishmaster.

[@clarkb2697]

Yeah but the rule never says anything about rape I'll see myself out

[@Sgtassburgler]

This ain't Aladdin, son.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

Sex isn't love though

[@sanjaymatsuda4504]

But can convincing clones of the dead be created? And in creating a clone or an artificial person, can't it be defined as being in love with someone? And can people be made to friendzone or fall out of love? And can situations be created where death is unavoidable?

[@rhino5463]

It’s blue Justin Trudeau!

[@thebluefus]

Rhino546 Holy shit except Justin Trudeau does black face and is a fucking scumbag

[@apexalaska]

@@MsPhysics22100 except that you've been lied to by the mainstream media that will do ANYTHING to slander the best president we've had in decades.

[@apexalaska]

@@Dwight_Lee the guy I commented to deleted his comment so now it doesn't make any sense. And yes I know Canada has a Prime Minister, not a president.

[@Kalos64]

Apex Alaska he ok

[@_xxdillydillyxx1_6]

"did I get her?" "Oh you fucking got her" I'm screaming

[@nonabyte]

This is the best WKUK sketch

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I wonder what that kid has been through to make him immediately excited upon seeing genie Sam

[@BeeHatGuy]

Probably tied to a radiator and graped

[@nicolewale888]

AUSTIN POWERS, THAT WAS MY IDEA!

[@Blake_.Dryden]

Whitest kids was fucking hilarious. Best sketch show ever. SNL couldn't sniff Whitest Kids' nuts

[@AmesMarie11]

"Look, I want you to know I dont feel really comfortable doing this"...lmao!

[@DJWarwing]

"I don't give a flying *fuck."*

[@Hotcodservedwarmly]

I really love this sketch. Have done for about 11 years. It deserves more.

[@ianrastoski3346]

Remember that in this timelime Sarah Palin can't even win against a child.

[@kgsolomanfivethousan]

Just got the Genie Simmons reference lol

[@postowl5640]

or did you?

[@michaelmcilvain4086]

So this is where Rick and Morty stole the idea for Mr. Meeseeks.

[@GabePuratekuta]

"He roped me into it!"

[@jaketaller8567]

Oh yeah? Well *he* roped *me* into this!

[@greenghost2008]

Is it me or does one of the genies look like the senior girl.

[@GrandWagJeep]

That's because it is- Darren played both.

[@greenghost2008]

+GrandWagJeep That was the joke.

[@DUDERMANx]

Now that you mention it, the rhyming genie looked like her!

[@Kolton.leonhart]

"Its Just Some Smurff!" XD

[@tomasrivero6423]

'My name is Genie Simmons' one joke after the other goddamnit, you cant catch a break

[@waldoman7]

Good educational video about how our election process works. I'm gonna show it to my 3rd graders.

[@legoguyfilms]

...You mean wish for a NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!? :D

[@thomasmagnum4097]

Nice to see the rhyming genie still got to get a gig working the election. I am sure of all the genies he was the right selection.

[@justinreyes5042]

We're going to have to start all Grassroots

[@A-Duck]

Great video, both of the pixels were top notch.

[@mattcowdisease1346]

"no i didnt, no i didnt" a poet in motion

[@mitchellwaltmann1872]

I didn’t finish watching this sketch earlier. I should have.

[@cubeincubes]

RIP

[@brandontipton1995]

Where is the backlash for WKUK dressing up in blue face?!?!

[@20x20]

Smurfs aren't allowed on the internet to complain, but I'm sure someone will offended on their behalf

[@rogerbrooke165]

This is a legit decade old

[@wtsyrdeal]

Ohhay, that's the Bronx Supreme Court house. I live a couple blocks away from there, oh snap!

[@spencerlukay5809]

3:27 At least he has a head start on the qualities of a president.

[@michaelv8721]

More poignant now than ever 😂

[@Monkeybrainmuncher]

i tend to rub lamps that look like that when i get them just in case

[@Pyro-Moloch]

4:51 Timmy just slaps him on the butt, as you do with genies

[@better_dead_than_red]

Dude, help, what genie said before that I can not get it right

[@better_dead_than_red]

Picked up smoking, my doctor said I have ...

[@Pyro-Moloch]

@@better_dead_than_red my doctor says I have an ulcer

[@85set05]

I just realized HELLO KID was the genie doing the wrong Robbin Whilliams impression.

[@RyanKevinHollar]

Billie Madison, Billie masterson.....gene simmons, genie simmions.....

[@RichGilly]

He's got my vote!

[@gelraldoldo5152]

15 years!!

[@_REVERIE]

I picked up smoking... My doctor says I have an ulcer... T'huh! Yeah! *Swats genie's ass and runs off*

[@RumbleFish69]

"It's just some Smurf!" Fucking hilarious!

[@DATA-qt3nb]

I'm soooooooo glad I can watch almost all of these on their channel xD

[@brenninstarreveld7963]

1:47 Lester and franklin assassination missions

[@MU-oi1su]

He's like a proto Mr. Meeseeks 😄

[@mattkrapf2124]

God times were so much better back then

[@kylemonkeyrocks123]

"oh you fucken got er" XD

[@TonyCakaScarface]

rubs lamp and darren pops out hey kid nah rubs it again darren's reaction:WTF

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Dam 13 years…life man.

[@LegitFUry]

Let’s be honest the genie saying that a r*pist would find it tough to be president of the USA is probably the most unrealistic thing about this sketch.

[@MrDuneedon]

“I don’t give a flying fuck. Shoot.” 🤣

[@youngbloodray9519]

Wow, a rhyming magic genie!

[@jedispartan4066]

I assume he actually went to the capital building dressed like a genie

[@DolanOk]

I'm pretty sure this is a metaphor for something

[@bendover9097]

Genie: what wish do you want to be your last wish? but no wishing for more wishes! Me: more genies!

[@generaluser5378]

This sketch may or may not have been the inspiration for Mr. Meseeks from Rick & Morty.

[@williamei3166]

wait a minute, are genies a prehistorical way to call Mr. Meeseeks

[@Deidredit]

I gotta find some stuff for the yard sale! Oh my god, a lamp! hahaha

[@TheAlison1456]

I would have liked to see what the first genie would have done he seemed so sleazy

[@RandyNewmanFan]

IT'S JUST SOME SMURF!!!

[@scottgust9709]

2006 wasnt that long ago...why the hell are all these vids 480P uggghhh

[@Juksemakeren]

it's much worse - 144p

[@darkjord5823]

HD was hardly a thing

[@thezipguns]

can you guys please re-upload this in lower resolution?

[@B2889-i2n]

So who is driving the Van?

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

Billy Masterson was gonna end up as a politician no matter what.

[@Cheezilla79]

3:13 and a certain lovably unlovable someone's 2016 Campaign begins 3:27 and just keeps going regardless

[@RyRyWags]

I love his name Genie Simmons!

[@Endur101]

I'm Mr. Meeseeks ,look at me!!!

[@klipsfilmsmelbourne]

Genie sam broke 2 rules 1 can’t kill anybody 2 can’t make anybody fall in love

[@ManaMastery]

Sex and love are not the same thing, so he only broke one rule, and only if he's a Disney genie at that.

[@jesussanchez9106]

You broke two rules too 1. Pretending there's rules for fictional things 2. Not being a lil bitch

[@xNomadic]

@protoAuthor what type of aug since you're a gun expert?

[@Novous]

WOAH, Is that Canada's prime minister, Justin Trudaeu?

[@tomlxyz]

Yes, President of the United States of America of Canada

[@cullensmith1817]

Anyone here post election 2024...?

[@SZRLM]

Given the past few years, had Billy asked for wish #3 first, he could have done the other two himself and saved some wishes.

[@phasm42]

Genie in a lamp was just a way of tricking the kids into polishing stuff.

[@doubleedgereaper7788]

Yup

[@BlueAx]

Excellent firing technique.

[@kitkatkruncher22]

Compared to every other occupied seat in office he seems to have the cleanest record than most of the other guys

[@iphone777]

Why does the WKYK use such poor resolution on their videos? These are late 2010s not that old

[@niceto_meet_you2528]

Except it’s not late 2010’s it’s at most early 2010’s. Still could have higher quality though

[@deanodynamo]

I̸̳̦̓͋̓́̈́͐̚ ̸̛̮̦̟̈̽̾̇͊̋̎́̈́̃̈́̕͝ḑ̷͓̯̥̥͔͕͚̘̳̋̑̈́͑ͅö̵̞͕̤̙̫́̈́̃̃͂̿͋́̅͑͗n̵̨̝̥̳͈͖̊̋̌͊̄͆͆͘͝͝ͅ'̶̛̙̻̄̎̋͂̈́̉̒̎̓̀̕ṯ̷̭͈̈̿̎̄̎̉͗ ̷̰̳̳̻̜͘ķ̸͕͔͙̭̮̺̺̗̝̪͈̎̕ṋ̸̨̙̰̫͍̝̱̱̲̫̎̾̍͊́̈́͐̊̆̔̐̕͝͝o̶͔̯̭̤̲͉͈͈̹̪̘͍͙͚͛̃̌̂͜w̶̢͔̹̟̮͕̰̍̈́͒̌̃͠͠ ̶͚̥͔̯̰̰̦̘̼̟̓͑̈́̊̎̉͋̌̈́̅͑͊̀w̴̩̗͙̠͍̻̜̟͙̠̹̉͗͆͋̎̋̓͂̓͊̌̆́̚͝h̴̨̟̀̐̑̾̆͒͘a̷̧̧̺̩̖̪̞̮̠͍̩̫͐̀͊̒̀̍̌̿̋́̕͜͠͝ţ̷̮͖̖̲͕͇̯̖̫͔̖̪̓̋͆͌̀ ̷̢̠̭̟̬̤̫̀̅͒̊̇̍́͂͑̋͒̚͘͝ŷ̵͖͚͚̽̽͐̑̓̐̀̊͗ò̵̢̭̲͓̝̹̳̟̘̣̯̓̑̎́͒̕̚ͅu̵͙̟̼̩͓͎̩̱̹͓̠̦͇̿̿̍͛̂͆͂̈́̏͊̃̈́̕͝'̶̡͎͍̼̲͖͖̳͊͜r̸̟̔̈́̈́͊̀̀̉́͒́̈́͊͝͝ę̷̨̡̢̛͕͇̺̻̮̹̺͉̈́̀͆́͐̈́̀̓͐̀̒͘͜͝͝ ̸̡̢̜̭̜̦͙̒͂̅͑͑̍͗̑̃̂̕t̸̡̜͇͉͔̹̰̣̉̀͆͌̐̒̽̓̈́͌͒͂̿̔͝ͅa̶͕̠̰̖̱̙̖͚͐̀͂l̵̨͓͙͖̖͖͕̮͖͆̈̌̓k̸̞̾͒̒̇̆i̶̡̟̦̮̭̥͚͖̘̬͎̤͑̔̈̎͋̇̊̉̂͠ñ̵̥̮̞̫̐̒̅̉̓͜ǧ̵̠̋̏̽͂̊͂̒̕̕̕ ̷̧̜̣̹̲͕̻̓͗̐̚ą̷̡̨̧̱͍̙̹̭̲̰̠̙̘́͐̎b̴̢̪̝̐̄̒̍́͌́̍̚o̷̡̠̱̠̫̤̪͚͛u̴͇̞̺̩͍̠̳͎̭̐́͋͜t̸͕͋͆̒̾̽,̶̪̺̆͛̉ ̷̯̜͉͉̟͇͉̺̀̋̈́͋̔̄̊͛̔́͛̃̚ͅt̴̡̩̤̺̜̖͉̝͇̯̼̪͐͗͝h̷̞̘̥̫̹̙̬̜̄̂ẻ̸̡̧̛͚̘̳͇͉̣͐́̒̓͒̒̈́̏͘̕͝ ̸̗̂͊̓̆͛̋͝͠͝v̷͍͚͇̣͓̦̯̖̈́į̴͔̬̜́͆͆͛͌͒̕d̵̨̰͙̭̩͍̗͓̬̗̑͐̇̑͛̑̿͂e̵̗̝̖̎͗͊̎̔̚͘o̷̢̨͔̣͙̞̻͂́͐͐̏̀̀̋̚͝͝͠ ̵̲̉̔̂̂͛̇̈̌̅͌͘l̶̤̥̱̫̺͎͖̹͕̙̻̆́̽̌̽͒͜͝ͅò̵͚͖̙̻̥̩̋͜o̶̳̯̱̦̝͍̜̳͑́̉͋͒̅͆̃̈́̂̕͘͘͝ḳ̴̣̥̟͕̔̈́̎̀͂́̏̚͘͘͜͜͠s̴͖̲̲̬̘͑̅̏͂̌͝ ̸̻̟̿̇̀̋̀͂͛͆̿̋̚͠͝f̸͓̒̑i̵̡̩̭̟͔̩̐̿̄̂̋̓̋͑̉̃ñ̵̪͕̟̟̻̱̲͎̰̘̾̽̌̿̈́͒̕͜͜e̵͔͕̾̈́̓͊͐͐͌͑̿͝ ̶̧̢̝̦̤̬͎̘̟͔͇̗̰̗̆͒̓̓̑̊͐̌̃̈́̕̕̚ẗ̵̡̛̼̫̝̯́̄̀̍͐͗̈̊̏̀͊̕ó̶͍͌́̔́̍̒̈́̍̽͆͗̽̕͘ ̶̨̳̰͍̙̟̻͓̭̼̍͋͊̕͘͜ͅm̷͔̟͔̻̋̂e̶̢͎̥͈̳̠̪͔̋̅̆͛̈̀̓͗͑̑͜͝.̷̢̛͎̳̂̒͠

[@AndrewPalmore]

IGVICIOUS how did you do that to the message?

[@infestedlie561]

because it's not them its a fan account that uploads these, go to officialwkuk on youtube to see a couple high quality ones

[@SZFlow]

HAHAHAA "He's jsut some smurf".... made me shoot beer out my nose

[@milktenders6219]

I love that the magical genie has to do everything analog, no magic used

[@gbrown932]

Watching this in 2020 is surreal.

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

Telling me.

[@JoshyHendoMan]

He’s not a magical genie, just influential

[@aryanraj627]

poor Sam ...i mean smurf...i mean genie....awww you cute thing :*

[@TriadAgone]

I left 1 like for each pixel.

[@RedCandles_]

A very practical genie

[@nathanwhitaker2868]

Sam is my favorite

[@enby_kensei]

Sam: "It's gonna be hard to make you president since you just raped a girl" Don't worry, Sam; at least 9 presidents have rape allegations or charges against them. People are gonna vote for him anyway.

[@idiotidiot5821]

Its weird how rape isnt part of the ten commandments. Dont covet my fucking ox though

[@rubenrodriguez3164]

"I wish for another genie that's smarter and better than you in ever way but would represent and fullfill my wishes to the best advantages for me, so I can tell him what I want and he'd get the EXACT think I wanted everytime or he'd out magic and punish you until you corrected it to my requirements and not your own" I'd let that one run.

[@rakkon1]

Genie simmons hahha

[@phillipfogle9921]

Justin Treudo sure does look young in this

[@CpttCanada]

Lol because of the brown face?

[@johnnygreenface]

@@CpttCanada """brown""" face

[@CpttCanada]

@@johnnygreenface You could use Trump as well for orange face

[@johnnygreenface]

@@CpttCanada that was the blackest brown face i have ever seen

[@CpttCanada]

@@johnnygreenface Whats the difference? Yellow face, black face, brown face, its all the same.

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

144p it is then...