Women Drivers

Women Drivers
Narrated By Mr Cholmondley Warner

[@Aztecius]

"It's got 20 years happy motoring ahead of it. Or has it? Here comes a woman" has had me laughing for years

[@htkm1179]

Here comes a woman...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 British humour is peerless!

[@glenmaragon5201]

As an Englishman I can assure you that this isn't supposed to be humorous! 🤔😉

[@James28R]

@@glenmaragon5201 shut up

[@gazza2933]

You are joking 😂​@@glenmaragon5201

[@spazticus1976]

​@@glenmaragon5201 yes it is, what do you mean?

[@allnotathome]

Wonderful job by the actress - "I know about embroidery and kittens, won't that suffice?"

[@timcarr6401]

Who is the actress?

[@vamboroolz1612]

@@timcarr6401Carla Mendonca is the actress.

[@pippipster6767]

It’s in the script … written by MEN 😂😂😂

[@tomservo56954]

"I know about embroidery and kittens...won't that suffice?"

[@Mr2at]

Women, don't forget, DRINK GIN before you drive.

[@marvinc9994]

Carla's got a beautifully mischievous smile!

[@passthebutterrobot2600]

Genius-level piss-taking.

[@uttaradit2]

its the truth

[@captainwin6333]

It's taking the piss out of British life in 20th century, especially the BBC sort of output.

[@Prateek-qm4sb]

Its true

[@bruh-sf4gw]

​@@Prateek-qm4sb You're the butt of the joke in this video you know?

[@Prateek-qm4sb]

@@bruh-sf4gw how'd you know?

[@anthonyhill6943]

I send these videos to my wife. Now I’ve learned what a long time one has to wait in A and E. 😂

[@oiuhwoechwe]

divorced yet lol?

[@Harmonical1]

I NEVER tire of this genius!

[@alexjames1022]

"Yes but this isn't a drawing room my dear"

[@simonf8902]

She’s a wonderful actress indeed. ❤

[@bluecat798]

Oh but this video is absolutely spot on. I'm a woman (62). I tried to learn to drive twice, failed miserably and still catch the bus everywhere. I'm a woman and I know my limits! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bluecat798]

Oh yeah, and I also love kittens BTW! 😸 ❤

[@scrimpmster]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Paratus7]

You are a woman with a sense of humour. A rare and highly valued quality! Thank you

[@Prateek-qm4sb]

Type of women like you are like gems, you know your worth. Not like today modern women.

[@SuperMookles]

​@@Prateek-qm4sbWhat idiotic, sexist drivel.

[@Celticowl4136]

You just can't beat good old British Banter

[@6brman224]

I just sent this to all my female relatives...... it's been nice knowing you.

[@7349yt]

did i miss the funeral?

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly that awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@nor0845]

As one female comedian quipped regarding cars with “one lady owner”.......she had just driven her car for half an hour with the handbrake still on. 😎

[@BobMonkeypimp]

One lady owner - The bodywork is mangled & the clutch is f*cked.

[@McCadebountyhunter]

Just sent this to my wife! She’s a driving instructor! 😂

[@paulhargreaves1680]

Absolutely hilarious 😂

[@Ronno4691]

Carla Mendonca is a babe. She was also in My Parents Are Aliens and hot AF in that too 💜

[@glenmorgan4597]

If you say so 🙄

[@VickersDoorter]

And this is still so true today. Next, they'll be wanting to vote. Utter madness!

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@TheGroundedAviator]

She learned her limits!

[@johncherry2988]

This should be broadcast nationally

[@garethwilliams3819]

It was - on the Harry Enfield show back in the 90's

[@oldgitsknowstuff]

It WAS broadcast nationally, by the BBC. Where have you been ? Just watch the other Chumley Warner public information films. Honestly.....this is absolutely accurate (although perhaps the script might be a bit Suss, but otherwise that's how people talked in the 1930s & 40s). I'm not kidding. Black & white with all the film defects, bad cutting and poor continuity. Every fault ever encountered by film makers is included in these clips. That's what makes them so funny, especially in 2019. Hysterical. . Thanks BBC.

[@madmurdock100]

​@@garethwilliams3819Harry Enfield and Chums actually

[@blackfalkon4189]

internationally

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

I'd imagine she had a touch of the vapours after that vehicular altercation !! ... 🤧

[@slr3447]

One totally beautiful lady. Comment offered with respect. 🌺

[@lowerquadrant4647]

Women, know your limits! 😁

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... I'm a woman sporting the keys to a truck and an 800cc motorcycle. So what "limits" are we talking about here? LOL 😄

[@kingbolo4579]

@@SteelCowGirl4Ever These ones - kzbin.info/www/bejne/goSWaIaEjs-abtk

[@lordprotector3367]

@@SteelCowGirl4Ever It's the title of another spoof video in the same series.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

@@lordprotector3367 omg, you're right! Lol

[@terrystevens5261]

@@SteelCowGirl4Ever So long as you only have the keys that's ok.

[@alleespach]

Narrated by Grayson, actually (voice of Harry Enfield). Mr. Cholmondley Warner (voice of Jon Glover) sounds very different!

[@nickmail7604]

Giving them the vote was the thin end of the wedge!

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Well with every time they vote for a male president, the country gets run further and further into the ground. LOL

[@JosephWood1941-iz6mi]

My father always voted Conservative and told my mother to do the same. After he died, my mother told me that she always voted Labour but told my father that she'd voted Conservative.

[@glenmaragon5201]

There you go, you've proved they should never have been allowed to vote! @@JosephWood1941-iz6mi

[@alisonjenner5821]

“Giving” is not the right word; women had to fight for it. And we are still fighting for our rights after 100+ years of the franchise.

[@nickmail7604]

@@alisonjenner5821 well if I were you I'd stop wittering about your rights and start enjoying them. In 10 years time, at current birth rates and immigration trends re religion the UK will become a Muslim majority country and then you really will have something to complain about petal.

[@AmyWinehouse9and14.]

"Oh dear....she's getting in the wrong side."

[@1990-t1j]

That was hilarious.

[@stephenholmes1036]

This film should be shown at all schools for girls!

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@Ozymandias1]

Funny thing is that the first person who made a long distance road trip in a car (over 100 kilometres) was a Germany woman called Bertha Benz, in 1888. Two years prior her husband Karl Benz had invented the automobile but didn't find a market for it until she made that legendary road trip. You can probably figure out which famous car company was founded by him.

[@mikejones-go8vz]

Wolseley? 🤔

[@andrewjacobs3219]

Yes that famous car company that later made heavy artillery for the Kaiser. The good old BERTHA CAR COMPANY .

[@glenmaragon5201]

Didn't you read that correctly? 100 kilometres in a Wolseley?? 🤣@@mikejones-go8vz

[@MartinSmith-pv3zf]

Probablly, but there was nobody else on the road to piss off, with a womans version of responsible road craft, ie the effing highway code.

[@glennmason9949]

Couldn't even find her way home in those simple conditions ... no sense of direction ... women, know ur limits !!!!

[@heartofoak45]

It's a question of connecting the brain to the hands and the feet all at the same time, that is where they come unstuck.

[@jonburgess3614]

Why did the woman cross the road ? That’s not the point, who let her out of the kitchen in the first place 😂

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Well, if not my truck or either one of my two motorcycles fit in any kitchen, then I don't belong in it either. (Unless I'm hungry of course). Lol

[@mikeschneider1624]

educational

[@yamabushi170]

If only we had listened!

[@gmann6269]

Women still do this though. I noticed a dent in my dad's car's rear bumper, turns out my mum had reversed into one of those metal bins and hadn't owned up to it. And the car even has a rear view camera!

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly that awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@earthtruthhunters1642]

Couldn't agree more...

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@lite4919]

If only the world could have stayed the same... I knew I was born a generation too late!

[@qwadratix]

Wanna swap? I was born a generation (or two) too early.

[@FreeMe64O]

@@qwadratixwhen were you born?

[@fibonaccisrazor]

Bricklayers love women drivers

[@nomore2863]

To be fair, she crashed her spaceship twice...

[@keenan_ndk93]

All the 50 year old geezers against women driving because their wife would be driving to another fellas gaff in a heartbeat 😂

[@AfridiZindabad]

i miss living in saudi then i wouldnt have to drive everywhere and therefore have all the demands tossed on me. my driver or someone else (male) could do it. my cousin would put on saudi men clothes when she was mad at her parents, and go driving so when she got caught for speeding (which she did on purpose) they would fine her DAD (they fine the male relative closest). i really do miss that aspect just having a driver and not having to deal with traffic except as a passenger

[@VivKittie32]

I love your cousin. She’s feisty, that one. 😂❤️

[@NoahSpurrier]

It’s meta-sexism, so it’s OK... Plus it’s true.

[@davyP12]

Oh those Happy Times. Its a Woman no The, they, it,them or whatever. Just a Woman 🤷🇬🇧

[@Jan-se1nd]

Is the irony intentional? If so, well done.

[@karimkamel4295]

great stuff

[@paulcrisp9861]

What !!! Women road rage ? 😅🤣😂 Dec twenty two

[@lifelongbachelor3651]

funny and true.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Nah, just funny as all hell (since it's so far from the truth). Lol 😄

[@MrDaiseymay]

makes perfect sense.

[@merlin5476]

The rest of this sketch is even funnier.

[@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b]

I drive in Kuwait. The woman wear ninja outfits there and drive seeing through little eye slits, watch out!

[@pec104]

Another reason to avoid it.

[@stevelee9924]

Same in Bradford !!!

[@mrmatt7109]

@@stevelee9924 True story too lol :)

[@susanmonks184]

Ninja?

[@brunoalbano616]

😂😂

[@Steven_Rowe]

I love the old claasy Mayfair accent she has feom the early 1950s and she is gorgeous.. I think this video is very funny.

[@thedolphin5428]

The voice sounds very much like (the gorgeous) Ronni Ancona, who is especially good at playing brainless women.

[@Oxatolla]

I've subscribed because of this. Absolutely the best! Bravo!

[@johncollins8304]

Send this to Timothy Gordon.

[@theodavies8754]

Technology has advanced so men and women can do their makeup whilst playing with a touchscreen. Happy days.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

I'm a proud owner of a pickup truck and two motorcycles. And as a woman, I for one do not ever desire to have a vehicle that can think for itself. I'm the captain, so I'll be the one to decide whether the vehicle goes left or right, when it starts and stops and when the engine turns on and shuts off. I don't wear makeup, and I can definitely do without my electronics when I'm behind the wheel because that is my me time (where I socialize with nobody). Lol

[@ajjy1110]

the drivers side oh dear the wrong side

[@ComeJesusChrist]

If only they listened, but they don’t do that, do they?!

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

As a woman who's the proud owner of a truck, a fishing kayak, two motorcycles and a garden tractor, why would I "listen?" -All those engines running around me, (obviously I can't hear too well) LMAO!!

[@Michael-qg5ww]

To be fair, they are improving - maybe ask them to display W plates, just to be safe.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@Fester_]

Nothings changed.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@russellwilliams1071]

Lol...better then Asians drivers where I live !!

[@mike-s8n8y]

They still can't reverse 2024 !!

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Interesting...I'm the proud owner of a pickup truck and two motorcycles. And right now I'm literally backing my truck up to load my kayak onto it so I can go do some fishing. And I'm doing it pretty effortlessly. Lol

[@geoffreyking4515]

Women and cars are like electricity and water....they don't mix

[@pauldockree9915]

Subject: A gent visiting Anagram: Investigating

[@old.not.too.grumpy.]

If only women would take notice of public information films, the world would be a far safer place

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@madmaxmckinnes5862]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dannycolverson6944]

Fast forward 100 years and 90% of traffic jams are caused by middle aged women in SUVs, who strongly believe their vehicle is 2 feet wider than it actually is. Oh women...

[@1SeanPG]

Let's face it, most women aren't interested in cars and if you're not interested in something, you're not going to be good at it.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@MummaBear]

Back when cars lasted 20 years 😂

[@gmann6269]

Actually cars rusted a lot back then. And lots of parts didn't last as long.

[@MummaBear]

@@gmann6269 English sarcasm 👍

[@heavymetal6910]

This isnt a comedy clip, it is 100% serious factual advice to be heeded at all times.

[@tonymoruzzi]

Watch “women know Your limits “ It outlines how women should behave in public company.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Hmmm... Something tells me if (all women) were truly that awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@roop46b]

Who is the actress! She appears in a lot of Harry Enfield ‘s sketches

[@notdaveschannel9843]

www.imdb.com/name/nm0579185/?ref_=nmmi_mi_nm

[@xoio]

Carla Mendonca

[@roop46b]

@@xoio thanks

[@somethingelse4878]

Okay I'm 55 now and I first started riding bikes at age 12 a Yamaha TY250 & Bultaco Sherpa T 250, later YPVS350 & FZR1000. After 23 driving cars too I never had a car crash, but had a couple of bike crashes, ALL caused by women So the old joke about women drivers is true

[@davidsumner7604]

Okay... but where's the lie?

[@simonf8902]

A woman. Oh dear.

[@wullieg7269]

PRICELESS makes up for carry on garbage

[@RPaton]

Carla Mendonca

[@JC-sd3vh]

Most women I know that drive call their cars a pet name like, Mabel the Mazda, ....leaves men speechless every time.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Well it's pretty much the same as having a horse. Especially if it's a motorcycle. My truck's name is "Rio." My 800 Suzuki Intruder is named "vixen" and my 1400 is named "pyro." And to be honest, I prefer all three of them over any human companionship. They never complain. Are always ready to get me from A to B in comfort and entertain me. (It really doesn't get any better than that). Lol

[@JC-sd3vh]

@@SteelCowGirl4Ever Lol....I do actually have a nickname, not a pet name as such, for some cars in the past e.g. the Honda and the Ford were called "A pile of shit" 😄

[@Jan-se1nd]

This comments section... Is brain damage really that common?

[@SimonFurber]

So correct. But a woman. Of dear. 🎉

[@yeshualionofjudah7107]

Why did they ever give them the license. :)

[@d-rbrtsn9989]

It was an era of one new scientific miracle after another. And in those heady days of euphoria and new possibilities, one even gave consideration to giving the privilege of operating a motor car to women and foreign-types.

[@jmdi2703]

What is program name?

[@madmurdock100]

Harry Enfield and Chums

[@oliverbayley3509]

Does anyone know who the actress is?

[@deezmemes126]

Carla Mendonça

[@oliverbayley3509]

@@deezmemes126 Thank you very much, good sir.

[@deezmemes126]

@@oliverbayley3509 My pleasure my good man!

[@chrisobrien3377]

as borat would say , women driving car is like monkey flying aeroplane ...very dangerous

[@TheMoni700]

How all men see women who drive. Funny. Only Saudis actually enforce the law.

[@Mark-td5ux]

Drive at least 100 metres behind woman driver.😮😮😮😮😮

[@jjrider6758]

YARDS man, YARDS !.. This is Britain.. metres are for those foreign types..

[@Mark-td5ux]

Us colonials went metric in 66 Oui !

[@switchbladeromance1466]

Whats this..more old people in a Honda Jazz!!!..get off the road ffs!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielcox3152]

Still true in 2021 ;)

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Is it? Because I'm pretty sure if it was, then there wouldn't be woman serving in the United States Air Force. The greater majority of school bus drivers wouldn't be made up of women like they currently are. And I sure as heck wouldn't be sporting the keys to a truck and an 800cc motorcycle. Lol

[@templeacoustic-uk]

I love how genuine misogynists in these comments are too dumb to realise that this is satire and is actually mocking YOU and YOUR archaic attitudes, not women 😂.

[@kiernanwalker3852]

It is not so amazing, the vast majority of people commenting on here do not understand humour and are pretty fucking stupid and ill-educated.

[@antonp6917]

Not satire at all. Its reality.

[@tennkenobi]

Actress name anyone?

[@gwishart]

Carla Mendonça

[@tennkenobi]

Thanks!

[@razvanduta3563]

😂

[@Pro_Skillz]

Why are they laughing?

[@rogeranderson1744]

funny....... but it wouldn't be made these days in are PC world.. shame

[@AlternativeElvis]

Vai are zere people laughing in zer background? Das ist surely logical, no?

[@sharonlee4773]

so accurate it ainteven funny! They need separate roads.............

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

That would be good, (so that we don't have to worry about being killed by some testosterone crazed guy using his motor vehicle as a weapon). And you all wonder why you have to pay more for auto insurance than your female counterparts...~smh~

[@thecovidprisoner]

Is this comedy or for majority common sense advice ?

[@ivanmayer1353]

Is this classed as comic, even though it's scientifically proven as fact?

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Haha I doubt that. Something tells me if (all women) were truly this awful at driving, then odds are I wouldn't be in possession of a truck and two motorcycles for myself. Meanwhile, my ex was arrested on drunk driving charges recently. He is now peddling a bicycle to work everyday, and the only key he gets to have on him is to a place with four walls and a door. Ha! Imagine that...☕😄

[@thomastom888]

Yes I will never understand letting women drive 😅😅

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

Well granted anybody with working limbs and a functioning brain can turn a steering wheel and hit a gas pedal with their foot, it's literally anyone's game. I would bring to further question why we allow men to drive because testosterone and Motor Vehicles have proven to be a deadly mix over and over again. So much that you guys are stuck paying much higher auto insurance premiums than women ever will. Lol

[@jmccullough662]

Now everyone knows that Obama is running the show.

[@robertfrancis7767]

Today it is the other way round I know how to service a car because I did a course and I like pets. Can I be the Tory candidate for London Mayor. Absolutely. But wait there are men who are in the wrong side the Labour Party and are not allowed to stand for Parliament and vote and speak. L is not for Lice L is for Covid19 L is Grenfell L is for all the people betrayed by the NHS L is for Lives. You shake that Fence at Greenham Common Liz Truss and Crash that economy. Andrea Leadsom why men should not be allowed in a Democracy and why she should PM why "but I am a mother". Is it a joke no it is the real world be silent be silent, I cancel you.

[@sirreptitious8786]

WOMEN SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME DRIVING, AND MORE TIME LEARNING HOW TO COOK. AND STOP MAKING TERRIBLE DANCE VIDEOS ON TIKTOK!!

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

I do plenty of "cooking" (with premium unleaded gas). Ive got two gas-poweded "ovens" in fact: One is an 800cc 5-speed v-twin made by Suzuki. The other; a sweet little 4x4 pickup made by Toyota. Can't wait to get back to my "cooking" when I leave work later! 😉

[@bigduke2140]

Now she drives a big gas guzzling SUV and virtue signals about the environment and body image in modern media and still useless at driving. A female friend failed 6 times and finally passed but is incompetent at driving.

[@SuperMookles]

I very much doubt you have female friends.

[@bigduke2140]

@@SuperMookles I very much doubt you are not obese and that you have a big, hairy, smelly minge.

[@SteelCowGirl4Ever]

​@@bigduke2140Looks like you got hurt from being called out about not having any female friends. Well that's no wonder. And if what you say is so true, then I doubt like hell I would be sporting the keys to a truck and an 800cc motorcycle. So beat that you trout sniffer. Lol